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Oh
here's
a
fun
postal
fact
有趣邮政小知识
The
inside
of
our
mailbox
is
under
federal
jurisdiction
邮箱的内部是受联邦政府管辖
so
if
you
broke
my
right
thumb
所以如果你伤了我的右拇指
that's
the
Pasadena
City
Police
是帕萨迪纳市警局抓你
But
if
you
broke
my
left
thumb
但如果你此时伤了我的左拇指
that's
the
FBI
那就是联邦调查局抓你
If
I'm
going
to
jail
如果我真要犯事入狱
I'm
killing
him
not
breaking
his
thumb
那怎么也得杀了他 而不是伤他拇指
Yeah
没错
I
got
a
letter
from
my
meemaw
我收到我姥姥给我寄的信
Smell
this
闻闻
What
is
that
什么味道
Uh
roses
Bengay
and
Dr
Scholl's
Foot
Powder
玫瑰 酸痛药膏 脚气药粉
Yep
Grandma
By
Calvin
Klein
CK牌姥姥味香水
You
know
the
last
time
I
got
a
handwritten
letter
我上一次收到手写的信
was
from
someone
who
told
me
I
park
like
a
blind
person
是某人投诉我停车技术像瞎子
That
someone
has
a
name
那个某人有名字的好吗
Uh
thank
you
谢谢
Oh
Meemaw
got
a
new
set
of
teeth
姥姥弄了一副新假牙
Oh
but
then
she
found
her
old
ones
可后来她又找到她旧的那副了
Oh
so
now
the
new
ones
are
just
gonna
be
her
church
teeth
所以新的就成了她上教堂专用假牙
Fun
有意思
Like
your
Comic
Con
Spock
ears
就像你的漫展史波克耳朵
and
your
around
the
house
Spock
ears
跟在家戴的史波克耳朵一样
I
park
fine
我停车技术明明还行
Oh
my
goodness
she's
coming
to
visit
天啊 她要来看我
Oh
it'll
be
nice
to
finally
meet
her
很好啊 终于能见到她本人
Oh
you
are
going
to
love
her
你们绝对会爱死她
She
is
the
kindest
sweetest
woman
you'll
ever
meet
她会是你们见过最善良最贴心的女人
Yeah
unless
you're
a
gopher
digging
up
her
vegetable
garden
除非你是挖她菜园的地鼠
In
that
case
you
can
expect
那样的话 就等着
to
have
your
head
bashed
in
with
a
shovel
脑袋被她用铲子打爆吧
生
活
大
爆
炸
第九季 第十四集
That's
not
her
That's
not
her
不是她 不是她
That's
not
her
That's
not
her
这也不是她 不是她
That's
not
her
不是她
That's
not
her
That's
not
her
不是她 不是她
That's
not
her
那也不是她
Really
真的吗
The
old
Asian
man
is
not
your
Meemaw
那个亚洲老头不是你姥姥吗
And
that's
not
helpful
你这话也没有帮助
You
know
I
I
got
her
an
iPhone
for
Christmas
我圣诞节时送了她个苹果手机
I'll
see
where
she
is
我查看一下她的地点
Oh
that's
nice
那挺不错呀
Most
people
her
age
don't
embrace
technology
她那个年纪的大多数人都不愿意接受新科技
Oh
no
she
doesn't
even
know
she
has
it
她自己不知道她有苹果手机
No
I
had
my
sister
slip
it
in
her
bag
我让我姐塞进她的包里
so
that
I
can
track
her
like
a
sea
turtle
这样我就能追踪海龟一样追踪她
Same
as
when
we
lost
you
at
the
zoo
就像我们在动物园弄丢你时一样
Uh
for
the
hundredth
time
我都说几百次了
I
smelled
kettle
corn
and
couldn't
find
the
cart
我闻到爆米花的味道 但找不到摊位
Still
doesn't
explain
但还是解释不了
how
you
ended
up
on
the
freeway
divider
你最后怎么跑上高速分隔带上
Moon
Pie
小甜饼
Meemaw
姥姥
I'm
so
happy
to
see
you
我好高兴看到你
I'm
so
happy
to
see
you
too
我也很高兴看到你啊
You
got
even
smaller
你变得更小个了
I
love
it
我喜欢
Uh
Meemaw
this
is
Leonard
姥姥 这位是莱纳德
Leonard
this
is
my
Meemaw
莱纳德 这是我姥姥
Hi
So
nice
to
finally
meet
you
您好 很高兴终于见到您了
Let
me
take
this
for
you
Meemaw
姥姥 让我来帮您拿行李吧
Thank
you
谢谢
No
Oh
no
Now
you
call
her
"Constance
"
别乱叫 你只能叫她"康斯坦丝"
I
call
her
"Meemaw
"
我才能叫她"姥姥"
You
have
your
own
Meemaw
你自己有你自己的姥姥
It's
not
my
fault
she
died
when
you
were
four
你四岁时她就去世了可不是我的错
Is
that
nice
to
say
to
your
friend
这么对朋友说话合适吗
It
isn't
Meemaw
不合适 姥姥
Sorry
Leonard
莱纳德 对不起
Can
you
please
live
with
us
forever
您能在我们那里长住下去吗
That's
ridiculous
If
you
had
a
superpower
太扯了吧 如果你有超能力
and
spent
your
whole
life
being
told
to
suppress
it
而且穷尽一生想将其压制住
when
you
finally
decide
to
embrace
that
power
当你最后决定要接受这能力了
why
hide
in
isolation
为毛独自躲去荒山野岭
I'm
sorry
真是不好意思
and
how
much
money
did
请问你这版本的
your
version
of
Frozen
make
《冰雪奇缘》赚了多少钱呢
I'm
just
saying
我只是认为
instead
of
"Let
it
Go
"
She
should
really
sing
与其唱《随它吧》 她真正该唱的是
"Look
At
Me
Hiding
in
a
Freezer
Like
a
Dove
Bar
"
《看我像根巧克力棒躲冰箱里》
She
built
an
ice
castle
made
a
snow
monster
她在一天里造了一座冰雪城堡 化雪成兵
and
gave
herself
a
complete
makeover
in
one
day
还将自己彻底改头换面
You
know
what
I
saw
you
do
today
你知道你今天都干嘛了吗
Eat
a
block
of
cream
cheese
straight
from
the
foil
打开锡箔包装 直接吃了一整块奶油干酪
and
lie
about
it
to
your
wife
而且还对自己老婆隐瞒实情
Sorry
for
eavesdropping
but
did
you
know
抱歉偷听到你们的对话 你们知道
they
actually
had
the
song
"Let
It
Go"
in
place
他们是先有《随它吧》这首歌
before
they
finalized
the
story
之后才定下完整故事的吗
Yeah
that's
true
这是真的
In
fact
they
liked
the
song
so
much
其实 他们因为太爱这首歌
they
retooled
the
whole
script
around
it
他们把修改剧本来配这首歌
Which
is
probably
why
that
movie
sucks
这也是为啥这部片这么烂
Here
we
are
talking
about
Frozen
我们在这聊"冰雪"
and
yet
you
got
burned
但你还被呛到火烧火燎
Miss
I'm
so
sorry
小姐 抱歉
How
can
you
not
like
that
movie
你怎么会不喜欢那部电影呢
I
just
think
it
gets
more
credit
than
it
deserves
我只是觉得它名过其实
Oh
that's
what
I
said
an
hour
ago
我一小时前就这么说了
Wow
You've
been
talking
about
Frozen
for
an
hour
你们俩聊了一个小时《冰雪奇缘》吗
You
should've
seen
us
after
The
Good
Dinosaur
你应该听我们聊动画片《恐龙当家》
It
was
a
classic
western
set
in
the
post
Jurassic
period
这是部设定在后侏罗纪时期的西部风格片
and
it
changed
my
life
它完全改变了我的人生
Are
you
comfortable
你舒服吗
Very
非常舒服
It's
nice
to
rest
休息挺好的
after
800
flights
of
stairs
尤其是在走完八百阶楼梯后
You
were
so
cute
huffin'
and
puffin'
你刚才可爱死了 气喘吁吁
There's
Amy
艾米来了
I
just
know
you're
gonna
hit
it
off
我要告诉你 你们绝对合得来
You
both
have
the
same
fashion
sense
因为你俩的时尚品味一模一样
Hello
Come
in
say
hi
to
my
Meemaw
进来吧 跟姥姥请安
Hi
Nice
to
meet
you
很高兴见到您
Nice
to
meet
you
too
我也是
How
was
your
trip
旅途还好吗
Wonderful
非常棒
And
the
pilot
did
such
a
good
job
机长技术非常好
I
gave
him
a
butterscotch
我还送他一颗奶油糖
That's
great
那太好了
And
look
at
you
sitting
in
Sheldon's
spot
瞧瞧您 坐在谢尔顿的专座上
You
know
I
don't
even
get
to
sit
there
Yeah
-他从来都没让我坐过 -是啊
And
you
never
will
你这辈子都没机会坐
Ooh
hey
oh
ask
her
to
do
the
tissue
thing
对了 问她要纸巾
Do
it
ask
her
去吧 问她
Can
I
have
a
tissue
能给我张纸巾吗
Of
course
当然
Isn't
that
the
best
是不是超级棒
She's
like
Grandma
Spider
Man
她就像蜘蛛侠奶奶
He's
been
saying
that
since
he
was
little
他从小就这么说我
I
still
don't
know
what
it
means
我到现在还不知道是什么意思
Oh
well
you
two
sit
down
and
get
to
know
each
other
你们俩坐下好好了解彼此
I'll
get
your
room
ready
我去帮你准备好房间
Oh
now
don't
you
go
looking
through
my
suitcase
for
presents
你不许翻我的行李箱找礼物
If
I
did
would
I
find
any
如果我翻了 会找到礼物吗
Maybe
或许吧
But
you
also
might
find
my
brassieres
and
bloomers
但你还会找到我的阿嬷胸罩和内裤
That's
a
risk
I'm
willing
to
take
我愿意冒这个险
Well
this
is
so
nice
这真是太好了
He's
so
excited
to
have
you
here
and
您的到来让他欣喜若狂
Okay
now
let's
you
and
me
get
something
straight
好了 我就不跟你拐弯抹角兜圈子了
He
may
think
that
I
came
to
bake
him
cookies
他或许以为我是来给他做饼干的
but
the
real
reason
is
to
size
you
up
但我来的真正原因是要掂掂你的斤两
Si
Size
me
up
掂掂...我的斤两
Sheldon's
mother
may
be
okay
with
you
谢尔顿的母亲或许对你没意见
but
I'm
not
so
easy
但我可没这么好说话
Well
I
I'm
我...
I'm
sure
you'll
like
me
once
you
get
to
know
me
我相信一旦您了解我 会喜欢我的
Oh
you
better
hope
so
你最好希望如此
A
Texas
Special
cattle
and
calf
car
train
set
德州特色运牛车载运列车套装
with
authentic
horn
and
bell
还有真的喇叭和铃铛
Thank
you
Meemaw
谢谢 外婆
Oh
you're
welcome
Moon
Pie
不用客气 小饼干
Amy
why
don't
you
look
excited
艾米 你为什么看起来不兴奋
Well
you
get
to
watch
me
play
with
this
你得到看我玩这个的机会呢
Oh
I
see
you're
reading
Saga
我看你在读《传奇系列》
Yeah
I
hear
it's
pretty
good
对 听说这系列很不错
It
is
and
not
a
lot
of
comics
have
a
woman
with
wings
的确 很少有漫画的封面是
breastfeeding
a
baby
right
on
the
cover
一位有翅膀的女人在给孩子喂奶
I'll
take
your
word
for
it
你这么说了 我就看看吧
You
should
你的确该看
He's
really
looked
他真的仔细看过了
I'm
Raj
by
the
way
对了 我是拉杰
This
is
Howard
Hi
-他是霍华德 -你好
Claire
我是克莱儿
Well
I've
never
seen
you
here
before
Claire
我从来没在这里见过你 克莱儿
It's
my
first
time
今天是我第一次来
I'm
looking
for
inspiration
for
this
movie
I'm
writing
我在为我写的一部电影寻找灵感
You're
a
screenwriter
你是编剧吗
Well
screenwriter
slash
bartender
编剧兼酒保
slash
a
month
away
from
living
in
my
car
兼 再过一个月就得住在车里的人
Yeah
I
get
that
我懂
I'm
a
scientist
我是科学家
slash
party
planner
兼派对策划师
slash
small
dog
enthusiast
兼小型犬爱好者
slash
兼...
guy
who
probably
should
have
stopped
at
"scientist
"
说了"科学家"后就应该打住的人
You're
really
a
scientist
你真的是科学家吗
Well
astrophysicist
天体物理学家
That's
perfect
太好了
Do
you
think
I
could
pick
your
brain
for
my
movie
some
time
我能找个时间请你指教一下我的电影吗
It's
animated
sci
fi
for
kids
是给孩子看的动画科幻片
Sure
I
love
animated
movies
当然 我喜欢动画片
He
does
没错
and
he
has
the
Lilo
&
Stitch
collector
plates
to
prove
it
他的《星际宝贝》收集瓷盘可以证明这一点
Excuse
me
for
wanting
a
little
magic
in
my
life
抱歉我想为人生添加一点点小魔力
Here's
my
number
这是我的电话号码
Give
me
a
call
we'll
get
together
打给我 我们出来坐坐
Yeah
great
See
ya
-好的 -再见
Yeah
bye
再见
What
are
you
doing
你这是干什么
You
have
a
girlfriend
你可是有女朋友的人
So
所以呢
So
所以
how
do
you
think
she'd
feel
about
you
你觉得她知道你帮一位美女
helping
a
beautiful
girl
with
her
screenplay
创作剧本 她会作何感想
I
wouldn't
say
she's
beautiful
我没觉得她算美女吧
Really
You
don't
think
she's
attractive
真的吗 你不觉得她迷人吗
I
do
I
just
wouldn't
tell
my
girlfriend
觉得啊 我只是不会跟女朋友说而已
Constance
are
you
sure
I
can't
pour
you
some
wine
康斯坦丝 您确定不用我给您倒点红酒吗
Oh
no
wine
for
me
不用给我倒红酒了
Sheldon's
bringing
me
my
whiskey
谢尔顿去给我拿威士忌了
Here
you
go
Meemaw
酒来了 外婆
I
made
it
just
how
you
like
严格按照您的喜好
a
lot
in
a
glass
倒了一大杯
Thank
you
Moon
Pie
谢谢 小甜饼
Um
curious
我很好奇
Why
do
you
call
Sheldon
"Moon
Pie
"
您为什么叫谢尔顿"小甜饼"
'Cause
he's
so
nummy
nummy
因为他美味可人
She
could
just
eat
him
up
她想把他一口吃掉
And
I
call
her
"Meemaw
"
我叫她"姥姥"
because
well
just
well
look
at
her
是因为 你们看她就知道了
It's
interesting
that
真有意思
Leonard
and
Penny
know
about
his
nickname
莱纳德和佩妮都知道他昵称的由来
and
you
don't
而你却不知道
Oh
well
you
know
话说回来
now
now
that
I'm
hearing
it
it
does
sound
familiar
现在听你们这么一说 我好像有点印象了
How
could
it
怎么可能
I
never
told
you
and
you
never
bothered
to
ask
我从来没跟你说过 你也从来没问过
Well
now
I
know
我现在知道了
So
Penny
I
understand
you
have
a
new
job
佩妮 我得知你有一份新工作
Yes
是的
I'm
a
pharmaceutical
sales
rep
我现在是一名医药销售
It's
so
wonderful
that
you
modern
gals
can
have
it
all
你们现代女性要啥有啥 真棒
A
husband
and
a
full
time
career
有丈夫 还能有一份全职工作
I
have
a
relationship
and
a
full
time
career
too
我也有一个男朋友和一份全职工作啊
That
doesn't
bode
well
那不是什么好事
Why
not
You
you
just
said
it's
okay
for
her
to
work
为什么 她有工作你就说好
Well
Leonard
doesn't
need
as
much
tending
to
as
Sheldon
does
莱纳德不像谢尔顿那么需要人照顾
And
as
Moon
Pie
explained
而且小甜饼跟我解释过
Leonard's
work
is
more
of
a
hobby
莱纳德的工作更像是爱好
That's
my
best
friend
Yeah
-真是我"最好的朋友" -是啊
Look
I
I
get
that
you're
protective
of
your
grandson
我知道您很呵护你的外孙
but
he's
an
adult
now
但他已经是个成年人了
Maybe
I
understand
what
he
needs
better
than
you
do
也许我比您更懂得他的所需所求
I
appreciate
your
honesty
dear
我感谢你的坦诚相待 宝贝
Thank
you
谢谢
And
here's
some
more
honesty
让我也对你推心置腹地说一句
I
don't
like
you
very
much
我不怎么喜欢你
Well
maybe
I
don't
like
you
either
也许我也不喜欢你啊
No
no
no
no
no
不 不 不行
no
no
no
Y
You
have
to
like
each
other
这样不行 你们必须互相喜欢
Well
we
have
a
4
30
reservation
at
Applebee's
我们4点半还订了苹果蜂餐馆呢
I
think
I
should
leave
我想我该走了
But
why
为什么啊
Other
than
you
two
fighting
除了你俩吵架这事
we're
having
such
a
good
time
其他都挺好的啊
The
minute
you
left
the
room
your
precious
meemaw
你一离开客厅 你亲爱的姥姥
started
giving
me
a
really
hard
time
就开始给我脸色看
I
don't
need
this
我才不要受这气
Let
her
go
让她走吧
And
under
no
circumstance
还有 无论如何你也不许
will
you
give
her
that
engagement
ring
把那个订婚戒指给她
What
ring
什么戒指
Maybe
we
should
give
them
some
privacy
也许我们应该回避一下
Yeah
yeah
yeah
好的 好的
You
go
ahead
I'll
catch
up
with
you
你先走 我一会就来
You
have
an
engagement
ring
你有一枚订婚戒指吗
Yes
是的
Penny
did
you
know
about
this
佩妮 你知道这件事吗
All
right
let's
go
好 我们走吧
When
did
you
get
an
engagement
ring
你什么时候准备的订婚戒指
My
mother
gave
it
to
me
我妈妈给我的
and
I
had
been
thinking
about
giving
it
to
you
我一直在考虑把它给你
but
then
we
broke
up
结果我们分手了
Well
thank
goodness
for
that
感谢天 感谢地
Sheldon
will
you
please
tell
your
grandmother
谢尔顿 请你告诉你姥姥
to
stay
out
of
this
别插手这件事好嘛
Oh
I
don't
think
I
could
do
that
那我做不到
Sheldon
tell
this
girl
谢尔顿 告诉那个姑娘
that
my
ring
will
never
be
on
her
finger
我的戒指永远不可能戴在她手上
Y
I'm
gonna
opt
out
of
that
one
too
你... 这我也做不到啊
Who
said
I
even
want
to
be
engaged
to
him
谁说我想要和他订婚了
And
if
I
do
I
I
don't
need
your
hand
me
downs
而且就算我愿意 我也不需要你的旧货
All
right
all
right
好吧 好吧
Look
l
let's
all
我们还是...
let's
remain
calm
我们还是冷静下来
and
analyze
this
situation
好好分析一下目前的情况
Now
I
realize
that
you've
only
known
each
other
我明白你们俩才刚刚认识
for
less
than
a
day
不到一天
but
is
it
possible
this
crankiness
is
because
但你们如此暴躁 是否有可能是因为
your
cycles
have
synced
你俩月经周期刚好同步了呢
You
leave
the
room
你出去
and
let
the
grown
ups
talk
让我们大人说话
Now
赶紧的
Don't
speak
to
him
like
he's
a
child
别像说小孩那样说他
Thank
you
谢谢你帮我撑腰
I'm
gonna
go
next
door
and
play
with
Leonard
我要去隔壁和莱纳德一起玩了
Okay
so
you
met
this
girl
you
exchanged
numbers
所以你遇到一个姑娘 交换了电话号码
and
you're
gonna
meet
up
with
her
然后还要和她再见面
Just
to
help
her
with
her
screenplay
只是为了帮她完成剧本而已
Oh
Well
I
guess
that's
not
so
bad
这样应该没什么问题
You
weren't
there
你当时不在现场
He
was
really
flirting
他一直在撩人家
Hey
it's
not
my
fault
if
American
women
project
如果美国妞们钟爱我这样
their
fantasies
on
foreigners
声音扣人心弦
with
the
kind
of
magical
voice
that
grants
wishes
又帮人实现愿望异国精灵 那也不是我的错啊
I'm
sure
it
was
harmless
我想这无伤大雅
People
flirt
No
big
deal
人人都会互撩 不是大问题
Really
So
it's
okay
if
I
fl
真的吗 那如果我也...
Not
you
I
own
your
ass
你不行 你是我的小奴
The
real
question
is
where
are
you
with
Emily
关键是 你和艾米丽进展到什么程度了
Uh
it's
hard
to
say
这点很难说
I
think
we're
good
but
things
like
this
我们进展不错 但今天发生的事
make
me
wonder
if
Emily's
really
the
right
person
for
me
让我开始考虑艾米丽是否是我的真命天女
I
mean
did
you
guys
ever
have
doubts
about
each
other
你们俩曾经怀疑过对方是你的真爱吗
No
Never
Absolutely
-从来没有 -当然有过
What
什么
Howie
you
forget
how
much
of
our
early
dates
华仔 你忘了我们刚开始约会时
involved
you
doing
magic
and
me
doing
this
你总是在变魔术 我总是在强颜欢笑吗
Fine
好吧
I
had
reservations
about
you
too
那我对你也曾有过怀疑
No
you
didn't
No
I
didn't
-你没有 -好吧 我没有
Well
it
doesn't
matter
now
总之都不重要了
'cause
I
love
how
things
worked
out
我喜欢我俩现在的状态
Me
too
我也喜欢
And
I
think
you're
even
more
beautiful
than
this
rose
你在我眼中比这朵玫瑰花更美丽
The
last
time
I
saw
my
grandma
我上次见到我姥姥时
the
most
exciting
thing
was
watching
最开心的事就是
the
ash
of
her
cigarette
get
longer
看着她的烟灰慢慢变长
and
wondering
if
it
was
gonna
fall
in
her
pudding
然后猜会不会直接掉到她的布丁上
Did
it
结果呢
Yeah
right
in
there
She
ate
it
and
everything
当然掉了 然后她还没发现全吃下去了
Leonard
and
Penny
莱纳德和佩妮
Leonard
and
Penny
Leonard
and
Penny
莱纳德和佩妮 莱纳德和佩妮
Come
in
进来
What
happened
发生什么事了
Is
Amy
gone
艾米走了吗
No
They
asked
me
to
leave
没有 她们让我离开
so
they
could
speak
privately
以便她们单独聊聊
Yeah
I
know
It
was
quite
tense
是的 形势真是剑拔弩张
So
here's
the
million
dollar
question
所以现在的问题是
uh
who
wants
to
pop
over
there
and
get
my
trains
你们谁想过去把我的火车拿过来
All
right
I've
made
up
my
mind
好了 我决定了
I'm
gonna
do
the
right
thing
call
this
girl
我要做正确的决定 打电话给那个姑娘
and
let
her
know
that
I'm
in
a
relationship
让她知道我已经有对象了
Okay
so
far
we've
heard
很好 目前我们听你说过
"Made
up
my
mind
I'm
dumping
Emily
"
"我决定了 我要甩掉艾米丽"
"Made
up
my
mind
to
date
both
of
them
"我决定了 我要扮成双胞胎兄弟
by
pretending
to
be
twin
brothers
"
然后同时和她俩约会"
And
"Made
up
my
mind
以及"我决定了
I'll
ask
for
a
threesome
先问问她们玩不玩三人行
and
if
they
say
no
play
it
off
as
a
joke
"
如果被拒绝了 就当成是开玩笑混过去"
I'm
calling
her
我要给她打电话了
And
the
threesome
didn't
deserve
the
belly
laugh
it
got
"三人行"那招并没有那么可笑好吗
You're
right
你说得对
It
could
totally
happen
绝对有可能发生
Hello
你好
Hi
Hi
Yeah
it's
Raj
你好 我是拉杰
Rajesh
We
met
at
the
comic
book
store
拉杰什 我们在漫画店里见过
Hey
what's
up
Figure
out
what
time
you're
free
你好啊 确定你什么时候有空了吗
Actually
that's
why
I'm
calling
其实我打电话来是想说
I
um
I
just
我...
I
need
to
let
you
know
that
I
have
a
girlfriend
我得告诉你 我有女朋友了
Okay
Good
for
you
好的 恭喜你
Well
no
no
不 不是
I
I
didn't
want
to
mislead
you
我是不希望让你误会
after
you
asked
me
out
毕竟你约我出去
I
didn't
ask
you
out
我不是约你啊
I
just
need
help
with
my
screenplay
我只是找你帮忙我写剧本
Wait
are
you
saying
that
we
didn't
have
a
vibe
等等 你是说我们之间不来电吗
Why
do
you
care
if
we
have
a
vibe
你为什么在乎来不来电
You
have
a
girlfriend
你都有女朋友了
Come
on
I
just
told
you
I
had
a
girlfriend
不是吧 我都告诉你我有女朋友了
The
least
you
can
do
is
tell
me
if
we
had
a
vibe
起码你也得客套说我们之间来电吧
Sure
we
had
a
vibe
可以 我们来电
I
knew
it
Okay
we
did
have
a
vibe
我就知道 我们之间来电哦
This
is
exciting
太兴奋了
What's
my
next
move
我下一步干嘛
You
still
have
a
girlfriend
你还有女朋友呢
Right
Good
catch
对了 说得好
Anyway
so
I'm
sorry
to
waste
your
time
总之很抱歉浪费了你的时间
And
uh
and
good
luck
with
your
screenplay
还有祝你剧本写作顺利
Hang
on
等一下
We're
both
adults
我们都是成人了
We
can
still
get
together
without
it
meaning
anything
出来聚聚不一定非得意味着什么呀
Not
me
Ever
since
you
admitted
we
had
a
vibe
我不行 自从你承认我们之间来电后
I've
been
planning
our
wedding
我已经开始策划我们的婚礼了
Look
it's
just
coffee
听着 只是喝杯咖啡
I'll
ask
you
some
questions
about
science
我只会问你一些科学问题
and
if
you
propose
I
promise
to
say
no
我发誓 如果你求婚 我一定拒绝
Okay
That
hurts
a
little
but
okay
行吧 虽然有点伤人 但行吧
Great
I'll
text
you
很好 我会给你发信息
Bye
再见
All
right
好了
So
uh
we're
meeting
for
coffee
like
two
adults
我们会像成年人那样 见面喝个咖啡
Everybody's
happy
Easy
peasy
大家都满意 没啥大不了
Are
you
gonna
tell
Emily
你准备告诉艾米丽吗
Yeah
of
course
当然了
We
have
no
secrets
我们之间没有秘密
When
are
you
gonna
tell
Emily
你准备什么时候告诉艾米丽
He
lied
about
the
cream
cheese
奶油奶酪的事他撒谎了
He
ate
the
whole
thing
I
saw
him
整块都被他吃了 我看到了
Look
I
know
you
think
I'm
not
right
for
Sheldon
听着 我知道你认为我不适合谢尔顿
but
trust
me
I'm
his
best
shot
但相信我 他找不到更好的了
You
have
no
idea
how
much
I
put
up
with
你根本不知道我忍受了些什么
I
know
more
than
you
think
I
do
我比你更清楚
Really
You
know
what
it's
like
to
have
date
night
ruined
是吗 你知道就因为谷歌换字体
because
Google
changed
their
font
约会之夜就被毁了的滋味吗
Young
lady
小姑娘
if
you
think
I
don't
know
what
it's
like
如果你认为我不了解
to
live
with
a
stubborn
egotistical
man
跟一个顽固自大的人一起生活是什么感觉
then
you're
wrong
那你就错了
'Cause
that
was
my
husband
因为我老公就是那德行
Really
是吗
There
were
days
I
wanted
to
fill
his
pockets
with
corn
有时候我真想给他的口袋里塞满玉米
and
toss
him
in
the
pigpen
然后扔他进猪圈 杀他个尸骨无存
Well
if
you
understand
既然你都了解
then
why
are
you
giving
me
such
a
hard
time
为什么还要为难我呢
Because
when
you
broke
up
with
Sheldon
因为当初你和谢尔顿分手
it
hurt
him
deeply
深深地伤害了他
and
I
don't
want
to
see
that
happen
again
我不希望再发生一次这种事
Hi
Sorry
抱歉
Sheldon
would
like
to
say
something
to
you
谢尔顿有些话想对你们说
No
I
wouldn't
没有 我没有
Just
get
in
here
赶紧进来
Hello
你们好
Go
ahead
去吧
Meemaw
look
姥姥 听着
I'm
sorry
but
我很抱歉 但是...
I
have
to
defend
my
girlfriend
to
you
我必须替我女朋友说几句
Oh
Sheldon
thank
you
谢尔顿 谢谢你
Oh
great
now
you're
gonna
get
emotional
这下好 你要一把鼻涕一把泪了
I
always
looked
up
to
you
and
Pop
Pop
我一直都很尊敬你和姥爷
I
I
know
what
a
challenging
man
he
could
be
我知道他这个人有多难搞
but
I
saw
you
stand
by
him
但我看到的是 你在他身边
and
and
make
him
into
a
better
person
让他变成更好的人
I
did
确实是
Yeah
well
that
is
exactly
正是如此 所以过去五年中
what
I've
been
doing
the
last
five
years
我也是这样做的
with
this
little
work
in
progress
帮这个小麻烦一点点进步
He
never
disappoints
does
he
永远让人目瞪口呆 对吧
I
think
what
Sheldon
means
to
say
is
我觉得谢尔顿想说的是
we've
both
grown
together
我们一起成长
Isn't
that
right
对不对
Say
yes
Yes
-说对 -对
Fine
好吧
If
you
feel
so
strongly
I
won't
stand
in
your
way
既然你如此坚持 我不会阻拦你
Thank
you
谢谢
So
if
he
wanted
to
give
me
that
engagement
ring
所以如果他想把那枚订婚戒指给我
we
would
have
your
blessing
你会祝福我们吗
I
suppose
大概吧
I
just
gave
you
my
virginity
woman
我才把童子之身给了你 女人
Cool
your
jets
别那么猴急
Yeah
see
if
you
just
change
the
story
对 你看 如果你把故事改成
to
the
destruction
of
our
galaxy
我们星系的毁灭
then
a
super
massive
black
hole
could
work
那么超级大质量黑洞就可以说得通
This
is
great
太棒了
Thank
you
so
much
非常感谢
I
just
got
to
figure
out
a
way
for
everyone
我得想出一种
to
die
that
isn't
too
scary
for
children
既不吓到孩子 又能把人都写死的方法
And
that's
how
Mommy
and
Daddy
met
那就是老爸老妈的浪漫史
Hey
did
you
ever
tell
Emily
about
us
你有没有跟艾米丽说我们的事
I
will
我会说的