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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情回顾

Well there was this girl

有这么一个姑娘

What did you do

你干什么了

Nothing

什么也没干

Really it was just kissing

真的就接吻了而已

All right

好吧

So we're still getting married

我们还是会结婚的吧

Yes

对

Because we love each other

因为我们彼此相爱

Yes

对

And it's the happiest day of our life

这是我们这辈子最开心的一天

Don't push it

别得寸进尺

I need some time to take a step back

我需要些时间缓一缓后退一步

and reevaluate our situation

重新评估下我们的状况

Bye Sheldon

再见谢尔顿

Well Gollum

咕噜[魔戒角色]

you're an expert on rings

你是戒指专家

时至今日

What do I do with this one

你说我该拿这枚戒指怎么办呢

So what package are you thinking

你觉得哪个婚礼套餐好

Mm this one comes with music and flowers

这套餐有音乐跟鲜花呢

Oh they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet

而且还能在网上直播我们的婚礼

Why would we want that

我们直播了干嘛

'Cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there

因为世上还有许多漂亮的金发妹

who don't believe they can land a short nearsighted scientist

不信自己能有幸找到一个四眼短腿科学家

Let's give them hope

让她们看到还有希望嘛

Whatever Put us on the Internet

随便网上直播就直播吧

I've always wanted a wedding with a comment section

我从小就"梦想"自己的婚礼有个留言区

I If you're not into this we can do it another time

如果你不想我们可以以后再结

No No I want to

不不我想结婚

Look we've put this off long enough

这事我们已经拖得太久了

Let's do it

现在就做吧

That's exactly what you said the first time we slept together

我们第一次"睡"时你也说现在就"做"吧

Oh excuse me

抱歉

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Leonard have you gotten married yet

莱纳德你结完婚了吗

No Why

还没怎么了

Good Don't do it Why not

-那就好别结 -为什么不行

Some important new information has come to light

我刚发现了重要的新资讯

Women are the worst

女人最坏了

I thought it was paper cuts but I was wrong

我本以为就像被纸割到手但我错了

No piece of paper ever cut me this deep

从没有一张纸比女人割我还深

What happened now

又怎么啦

Amy has ended our relationship

艾米跟我分手了

Oh no Seriously

不是吧真的吗

What's going on

发生什么事了

Amy broke up with Sheldon

艾米甩了谢尔顿

She did

真的吗

Is Penny crying

佩妮泪崩了吗

没有

No of course not

她当然不会哭啦

They thrive on our suffering

女人巴不得看我们受折磨

Buddy I I'm so sorry

兄弟我很遗憾

Is there anything I can do

我能为你做点什么吗

Yes If I ever talk about going out with a girl again

能以后我再说我要跟女生交往

roll your eyes at me

你就对我翻白眼

like I do to you when you say dumb things

就像我听到你说蠢话时的那样

Sheldon uh o okay

行谢尔顿

just because you're going through this with Amy

虽然艾米让你难过了

doesn't mean that all women are bad

但并不代表所有女人都很坏

Whatever

呵呵

Hey I just heard about you and Sheldon Are you okay

我刚听说你跟谢尔顿的事你还好吗

Not really

不太好

Can you come over

你能来陪我吗

Uh actually I'm in Vegas

我现在在赌城

Leonard and I are about to get married

我跟莱纳德准备要结婚了

Hold on

等等

You're getting married and you didn't invite me

你们结婚居然没邀请我

Well it was kind of a spur of the moment thing

我们只是一时心血来潮

Hope I can catch the bouquet from here

希望我能从这里接到你的捧花啊

Amy don't be like that

艾米别这样嘛

Why did I just hear Amy's name

为什么我听到有人说艾米的名字

Penny's on the phone with her

佩妮在跟她通电话

Did she say anything about me

她有提到我吗

Never mind I don't care

算了我才不在乎

Well if you care you can find out and tell me

如果你在乎你可以问清楚告诉我

Just don't be shocked when you find out that I don't care

但你发现我压根不在乎时别太惊讶哦

Okay will you relax

你别激动好吗

You're not missing anything special

你才没错过什么大事

Hey

怎么说话呢

She's upset

她心情不好嘛

Look it's gonna be a great wedding

婚礼肯定会很赞

Look at you in your little suit

瞧你一身小正装

Amy's upset Is it about me

艾米心情不好是因为我吗

No I think it's because we're eloping

不是我想是因为我们私奔来结婚

Your marriage is causing her pain

你的婚礼让她难受了吗

Yeah great I take it back

太好了我收回之前的话

Go ahead and do it Yay for love

快去结婚吧爱情万岁

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第一集

Hello

你好

What are you doing here

你来这里干嘛

When last we spoke you said you needed time

我们最后一次通话时你说你需要时间冷静

Well it's only been 11 hours

这才过了11个小时

The Lord of the Rings trilogy was nearly 11 hours

《指环王》三部曲也差不多11小时

I made you watch that you said it was an eternity

我让你看完它们你说这11小时如永恒

Sheldon when I'm ready to talk I'll let you know

谢尔顿等我想跟你谈会通知你的

Very well

好吧

You seem to be headed somewhere

你要出门呀

May I walk with you

我能陪你走出去吗

Sure

行

Boy I'm glad we're going out again

真庆幸我们又"一起出去"了

We're not back together

我们不是复合

Why

为什么

Is there someone else

有新欢了吗

Just couldn't wait for that first notch

一逮到机会

on your bedpost could you

就等不及要"开荤"了是吧

If you must know

如果你一定要问

I'm going to Howard and Bernadette's

我是要去霍华德与伯纳黛特家

to watch the wedding

一起看婚礼直播

And who's this guy you're taking

你要带哪个男人去

There's no guy

没有要带男人

Oh you're going to a wedding alone

你要形单影只的去参加婚礼吗

That's sad

好惨呐

I'm not gonna be alone

我才不会形单影只

I'll be with my friends

我的小伙伴们也会在

Your friends

"你的"小伙伴们吗

Well I think you mean my friends

他们是我的小伙伴吧

And why wasn't I invited to this

而且为什么没人邀请我啊

Maybe because the two of us being there

或许是因为我们两个同时在场

would make them feel awkward

会让他们觉得很尴尬吧

We make everyone feel awkward

我们让所有人感到尴尬

That's our thing

这是我们的招牌啊

They're running a little behind

前面的人可能耽误了

Should be pretty soon Okay

-应该很快就到我们了 -好的

Hey if you're hungry there's a breakfast buffet

如果你饿了隔壁那家脱衣舞厅

at the strip club next door

有自助早餐

Thanks but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs

多谢但我不喜欢煎蛋上有闪粉

脱衣舞娘身上都会撒满闪粉

I don't think the strippers prepare the meal but okay

早餐应该不是脱衣舞娘做的吧但没关系

Look it it's not how I pictured it either

虽然这跟我想象中的也不一样

but I'm still glad we're doing it

但我很高兴我们要结婚了

Me too

我也是

You sure Yes

-你确定吗 -确定

And you promise you're okay with everything from the car

你保证车里的谈话不会影响到你吗

Oh my God would you stop bringing it up

老天你能不能别一个劲地提这茬

You're right I'm sorry

你说得对对不起

We have the rest of our lives

我们还有一辈子的时间

to dredge stuff up from the past and fight about it

可以慢慢翻旧账再大吵一架

So what do you think

你觉得怎么样

Should we run next door and grab a bite

我们要不要去隔壁吃一口

What if they call our names

万一叫到我们怎么办

Oh don't worry They gave me this vibrating coaster

别担心他们给了我震动叫号器

Oh and the fairy tale continues

哇真是犹如"童话"一般

Thank you for doing this

感谢你们收留我

Our pleasure

别客气

You feeling okay

你心情还好吗

We were together for so long

我们在一起这么久

I honestly don't know what I'm feeling

老实说我都不知道现在是什么心情

Well that's understandable

可以理解

You forgot It's called "happy "

因为你忘了这种心情叫"快乐"

Howard

霍华德

I'm not saying anything bad

我又没说什么不好的话

Just that she was in love with her captor

她爱上了囚禁自己的变态

and somehow managed to escape from his dark and crazy dungeon

结果福至心灵逃出了他阴暗又疯狂的地牢

I know what you're going through

我知道你现在的感受

My my last breakup was pretty tough

我前一次分手也非常不好受

Oh What was her name

是吗那女孩叫什么

Hey it's a true story

拜托这可是真事

I don't need the third degree

不需要这么逼问我细节吧

For God's sake Sheldon what are you doing

要人命啊谢尔顿你在干嘛

I didn't want to come in

我不想进去

I was told it would make everyone feel uncomfortable

有人说我会让大家觉得尴尬

So I'll just stay out here

所以我就在外面待着

and pretend that I don't have to go to the bathroom

假装我不需要上洗手间

Howard do something

霍华德想想办法

I'm on it

交给我吧

Sheldon you being here might not be making things better

谢尔顿你来这也不会让事情产生转机

I see

我明白

And is that why everybody was invited but me

所以你们邀请大家唯独漏了我吗

They didn't invite everybody but you

他们没有邀请大家不邀请你啊

Bernadette invited me

伯纳黛特邀请我

and Stuart lives here

斯尔图特本来就住这里

Who wants hot cinnamon rolls

谁想吃刚出炉的肉桂卷啊

So when you hear the music that's your cue

一听到音乐你们就可以往前走了

Any questions

有问题吗

Oh the package that we paid for

我们买的那个套餐

said the aisle was supposed to be strewn with rose petals

写着走道上会铺满玫瑰花瓣

Where are the rose petals

玫瑰花瓣呢

We're out

没了

You know what It's fine

算了没事

We can use the potpourri from the bathroom

我们可以用厕所里的干花瓣

Really we're good

真的不需要了

Yup just want to get married

对结婚才是重点

Yeah Great

-对 -那就好

I'll see you two up there

我在圣坛上等你们

This is it I know

-这一刻终于来了 -我知道

I love you

我爱你

I love you too

我也爱你

Was that a yes or no on the potpourri

干花瓣还要不要了

No thank you We're good

-不要了 -谢谢

Raj you're probably wondering

拉杰你脑中肯定在想

why Amy and I aren't showing any affection to one another

为什么我和艾米不秀恩爱了

Didn't even crack the top ten

这事都没挤进我脑海中的前十

Well you should know that she recently broke up with me

你应该要知道她刚刚跟我分手了

I said I needed time to think

我说我需要时间思考

I'm sure you guys will figure something out

我相信你们俩会想出解决办法

You hear that Raj is devastated

听见了没拉杰都悲痛欲绝了

Sheldon shh The wedding's starting

谢尔顿别吵婚礼开始了

I see what's happening

我知道怎么回事了

Sides are forming

大伙儿开始分边站了

Well if Bernadette's on Amy's team I pick Howard

如果伯纳黛特支持艾米那我选霍华德好了

I'm not taking sides

我不偏袒任何一方

Fine I guess I'm stuck with Raj

好吧那我只能选拉杰了

Really

你不是吧

At least you got picked

至少你被选上了

Before I go any further

在我继续仪式前

have either of you prepared your own vows

我想问你们俩有准备誓词吗

Yes No

-有 -没有

You wrote vows

你居然写了誓词

Yeah

是的

Well I don't have any

我一个字都没写

You're kind of making me look bad

你让我好没面子啊

It's okay I I don't have to say them

没事我也不一定非要念

No no no go ahead

不不不念吧

I'll come up with something mushy you'll cry

我会想出一些伤感的话弄哭你

we got this

这很好办

"Penny we are made of particles

"佩妮粒子从宇宙诞生之初

that have existed since the moment the universe began

就存在世上是它们造就了我们

I like to think those atoms traveled

我常想那些原子

14 billion years through time and space to create us

用140亿年穿越时间和空间来创造我们

so that we could be together and make each other whole "

好让我们能相遇完整对方"

Penny

佩妮

Right Um okay

好到我了

Leonard I mean you're not only the love of my life

莱纳德你不仅仅是我一生的挚爱

I mean you're my best friend and

你是我最好的朋友

you've got a friend in me

我是你的好朋友

You got troubles

你有麻烦

I got 'em too

我做你参谋

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you

为了你我愿意赴汤蹈火

We stick together and we can see it through

我们团结一心克服所有困难

'cause you've got a friend in me

因为我是你的好朋友

Is that the song from Toy Story

这不是《玩具总动员》的歌吗

He loves that movie

他可喜欢那部电影了

I do

真的

Aw that was beautiful Yeah

-真是太美了 -是呀

I mean not like our wedding beautiful

虽然没有我们的婚礼美

No we totally won

当然我们完胜

Amy I don't understand are we broken up or not

艾米我不明白我们到底分手了没

It's like you can't make up your mind

你好像一直作不了决定啊

It's because you're not giving me any space to think

那是因为你完全不给我思考的空间

Well you should think fast

是吗那你最好赶紧想

because men can sire offspring their entire lives

因为男人一辈子都能传宗接代

but those eggs you're toting around have a sell by date

你的卵子可是会过期作废哦

You know what Sheldon you've made this really easy

谢尔顿你这临门一脚来得正是时候

You're immature you're selfish

你是个幼稚透顶自私自利的人

you just insulted me to my face

你还当面羞辱我

I don't need any more time to think We're broken up

我不用再想了咱俩玩完了

Amy

艾米

Will someone take me home

有谁能送我回家吗

Yeah Come on I'll give you a ride

好吧我送你回去

symbolizes your eternal love

...象征你们永恒的爱

I now pronounce you husband and wife

我现在宣布你们正式结为夫妻

We did it

我们结婚啦

I'm so glad you guys could watch

真开心你们能见证这一刻

We'll say it was beautiful in the comment section

我们就在留言区留"太美太感人"好了

No no no Hang on

不不等一下

I believe I'm supposed to carry you across the threshold

照习俗我应该抱你入洞房

Can you

你行吗

Who do you think carries Sheldon to bed

你以为谢尔顿看电视睡着

when he falls asleep in front of the TV

都是哪位壮士抱他回房间的啊

Okay let's do it

好吧来吧

You gonna make it I'm okay

-你能做到吗 -没问题

Nicely done

顺利完成

Thank you

谢谢你

Finally there's a Mrs Hofstadter

总算有一位"霍夫斯塔德夫人"

who isn't disappointed in me

没对我失望了

Well the night is still young

说这话还为时尚早呢

Everything all right

你没事吧

Yeah I guess

没事

Just tell me

告诉我嘛

It's just when we were kissing

我们接吻时

I couldn't help but picture you with that other girl

我总是忍不住去想你和其他女孩的画面

Oh no

不会吧

No come on

别这样

I have a friend in you

你可是我的好朋友

You said so

你自己说的

You're right Just forget it

你说得对忘掉这事吧

Yeah

好的

Okay listen Uh

好了听我说

If you're imagining that it was sexy

如果你以为那是很香艳的画面

it wasn't

其实并没有

We we were both drunk and she smelled like an ashtray

我们都喝挂了她一股子烟灰缸味

The boat was moving a lot so I chipped her tooth

船身摇晃不定我还撞碎了她的牙齿

Did you feel guilty

你觉得内疚吗

No she had dental insurance

不她有牙医保险

Did you feel guilty after kissing her

你和她接吻后觉得内疚吗

Yes I felt guilty as soon as it happened

当然我刚亲完就后悔了

I feel guilty every time I see her

每次看到她都有深深的负罪感

What do you mean every time you see her

你说每次看到她是什么意思

What do I mean

我...是什么意思呢

Boy that's a toughie

老天这个问题可真难

You still see her

你现在还会见她吗

Well no not socially

不不是约她见面的那种

But you know just at work

只是工作时会遇到

You work with her

你还和她一起工作吗

How could you not tell me that

你怎么不告诉我这件事

I wanted to tell you in the car but you told me to stop talking

我在车里就想告诉你可你要我闭嘴

Oh okay So you're saying this is my fault

好呀所以现在是我错了吗

No of course not

不当然不是

Okay l look

好了我说

instead of fighting

我们不要吵了

why don't we dim the lights

不如把灯关掉

um get naked and make a baby

脱光光造宝宝好不好

I was trying to lighten the mood

我是在努力调节气氛

It's not easy You try it

这事可不容易不信你试试

Hello Mother

妈妈你好

Shelly How's my baby doing

谢利宝贝你还好吗

I just wanted to let you know

我想让你知道

that you can remove Amy from your nightly prayers

你可以把艾米从你的夜祷名单上去掉了

Unless you're open to praying for

除非你愿意祈祷

a beehive to fall on her head

一个大蜂巢掉在她头上

Oh what's going on

这是怎么了

She broke up with me

她和我分手了

Oh Shelly

谢利

No I'll be okay

不我没事

But I think that I'd like

但我想把

to send the ring back to you

戒指寄还给你

Well let's not be hasty

先别这么着急

Are you sure it's over for good

你确定真的结束了吗

It's over for me I'm done with women

反正我是结束了我受够女人了

Like when I swore off Pop Rocks

就像我再也不吃跳跳糖一样

They both hurt you on purpose

他们都故意伤害我

You want to tell me what happened

想跟妈妈倾诉一下吗

Are you going to say it's all part of God's plan

你会说一切都是上帝安排好的吗

Good chance

很有可能

Then no thank you

谢谢那还是算了

Well honey don't send it back yet

宝贝先别把戒指寄回来

Your sister's married and I'm not letting your brother

你姐姐结婚了我祖母的戒指

give my grandmother's ring to that whore he's dating

我不想送给你哥哥在泡的那个小荡妇

Wasn't Mary Magdalene a woman of ill repute

抹大拉的玛利亚不也是个妓女吗

When your idiot brother redeems mankind

如果你那白痴哥哥可以拯救人间苍生

he can date whoever he wants

那他想和谁约会都没问题

I know it hurts now but it's gonna get better

我知道你现在很难过但会过去的

Yeah

是的

Everything's gonna be okay

一切都会好起来

You've got so much to offer

你集无数优点于一身

Thank you

谢谢你

Any man would be lucky to have you

能和你在一起是每个男人的荣幸

That's true

没错

I just hope I did the right thing

我只希望我做了正确的选择

I'm sure you did

我肯定你做得对

Maybe that's the problem you always do the right thing

或许这就是你的问题永远做正确的选择

Maybe it's time to do the wrong thing

或许是时候"犯个错误"了

Like you're doing right now

比如做你现在这样的错事吗

Exactly

没错

I asked you over and over if you were okay

我一次又一次问你介不介意

Why would you go through with the wedding if you weren't

如果你介意为什么还要完婚呢

I thought I was okay but it turns out I'm not

我本来以为我不介意谁知道原来不行

Okay listen I may not have been entirely faithful

好吧我或许不是百分百诚实

but you you are not easy to lift

但你体重也不是多轻好吗

Well marriage must agree with you

婚姻太适合你了

Well you are just glowing

你整个人容光焕发啊

I'm not glowing

我才没有容光焕发

I'm upset

我是不爽到炸

Well whatever it is it agrees with you

随便你什么心情反正太适合你了

Knock knock knock Penny

敲敲敲佩妮

Knock knock knock Penny

敲敲敲佩妮

Knock knock knock Penny

敲敲敲佩妮

What's this

这是什么

Leonard told me what happened

莱纳德都跟我说了

so I took it upon myself to make you a hot beverage

所以我自发为你做了热饮

Oh That's so sweet of you

你真是太贴心了

Yeah I know

我知道

Turns out being sweet

事实证明这年头

isn't enough to keep a girl these days

贴心并不能留住姑娘

I blame Madonna

都怪麦当娜

I'm sorry to hear about you and Amy

很遗憾你和艾米分手了

Well I'm sorry about Leonard

我也很遗憾莱纳德那样对你

Thought I raised him better than that

都怪我没教好他

You know it's bad enough what happened

发生那种事已经够糟心了

but then he tried to hide the fact that he sees her

但更糟心的是他还试图隐瞒

all the time at the university

他整天能在大学里见到她

He does Who is it

是吗谁啊

Some girl named Mandy

一个叫曼蒂的女人

Mandy Chao Yeah

-曼蒂·周吗 -对的

Oh you don't need to worry about her

你完全不需要担心她

She's brilliant and attractive

她美貌与智慧兼具

She can do way better than Leonard

她能找到比莱纳德好十万倍的男人

That's great

太好了

Wait a minute

等等

I know this may sound farfetched

我知道这话可能有点不现实

but I'm on the market now

但我现在也单身了

You know if I dated Mandy

如果我跟曼蒂好上了

that would teach both Leonard and Amy a lesson

应该能给莱纳德与艾米一个教训

That's ridiculous

这也太荒谬了

Oh you're right

也是

I could never be with a woman whose self esteem was so low

我决不会跟一个自尊心低到能跟莱纳德

she'd be with Leonard

在一起的女人好上

I'm with Leonard

我就跟莱纳德在一起啊

Yeah I know Forever

是啊一辈子呢

Who would have believed these things would happen to us

谁敢相信我们居然会碰到这样的事

Right

对吧

I can't believe Amy actually went through with it

我也不敢相信艾米居然真决定狠下心

Hang on

等等

You knew that she was going to end it with me

你之前就知道她会跟我分手吗

Did you try and stop her

你有试图阻止她吗

I told her to be true to herself

我让她直面本心

and do what makes her happy

做让自己开心的选择

Do what makes her happy

做让自己开心的选择

She plays the harp and her car is paid for

她有竖琴有车

How much happier can she be

这还不够开心吗

Okay look it's not my fault

这不能怪我啊

that she thought you were a bad boyfriend

她是自己觉得你是差劲的男友

I see

我懂了

I think I'll be going

我先走一步了

Sheldon No no no no

-谢尔顿 -多说无益

We are done here

就此别过

Would you mind opening the door

不介意帮我开个门

and then angrily slamming it behind me

等我出去后再帮我气愤地甩门吧

Sure Thank you

-好 -多谢

And slam it hard

要重重地甩

because I am pretty steamed

因为我火冒好几丈了

All right Leonard hang in there

好莱纳德撑着点啊

Talk to you tomorrow

明天见

What happened They just got married

怎么了他们才刚刚完婚不是吗

I don't know It's a mess

我也不知道反正就一团乱

They had a huge fight in Vegas

他们在赌城吵了一大架

Think they'll break up

你觉得他们会分手吗

I don't know Sounds pretty bad

不确定听起来挺严重

Penny's back in her apartment all by herself

佩妮自己一个人在公寓里待着

Really

是咩

Would you like to hear another reason

还想再听另一个

why men are better than women

为什么男人比女人强的理由吗

Sure let's make it an even hundred

行啊说一百个也无妨

You would never kiss me and make me say "I love you"

你永远不会亲我让我说"我爱你"

and then break up with me

然后再跟我分手

I wouldn't

我的确不会

And you know why

你知道为什么吗

'Cause you're a man

因为你是个男人

The champagne of genders

高档牛逼的性别

Well I may be a man

或许我是个男人

but I think I'm the one that screwed up on this one

但这一次做错事的好像是我

Yeah well and you admit it like a man

是啊但你像个男人一样承认了

All you hear women say is

你只会听到女人说

"I'll just have a salad "

"我想要一份色拉"

"Where's my lip gloss "

"我的唇彩跑哪去了"

"I think this element should be called radium "

"我觉得这个元素应该叫镭"

That last one was Madame Curie

最后那句话是居里夫人说的

I figured that out

我想到了

You know what She was kind of an honorary man

她其实应该算是荣誉男人

She had a penis made of science

她有科学做的鸡鸡

Can't believe I'm spending my wedding night with you

真不敢相信我的新婚之夜是跟你过

Really

是吗

I never imagined it any other way

我从没想过会有别种可能