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I didn't understand your e mail

我... 不... 你... 电邮...

Uh can you repeat that You're breaking up

你能再说一次吗你说话断断续续

I didn't understand your e mail

我... 看不懂... 你的电邮...

Ah Yeah I had to get a little creative

我得加入点巧思

because the S R and M keys on my laptop stopped working

因为我笔记本电脑S R M键坏了

"Deaw Aby could you pleathe dwive be

"亲爱滴阿米能拜偷你

原句是"明天有空载我去火车玩具店吗"

他把s用th r用w m用b代替

to the twain thtowe thubtibe tobowow "

宁天有空载偶企火车玩鸡店吗"

So is that a yes

你同意吗

Sheldon why don't you get a new computer

谢尔顿你为什么不买台新电脑

You know that one's out of date

你知道你那台该淘汰了

Oh but I like this computer

但我喜欢这台电脑

The video is failing and the sound is cutting out

画质越来越烂声音越来越断

I'm sorry I didn't get that

抱歉我没听到你说的

The video is failing

显卡要挂了

and the sound is cutting out

声卡要死了

I'm sorry one more time The sound is cutting out

抱歉再一次声音断断续续

I can't read that

我看不清

显卡要死声卡要挂

The video is failing

显卡不行了

Get a new computer

买... 新电...

What

啥

Get a new computer

买... 电脑...

What

虾密

Hello Get a new computer

-喂 -快买个新电脑

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第十九集

This is cool

这挺酷啊

When was the last time you and I built something together

我们上一次一起合作造东西是什么时候

Scientifically A little over a year ago

科学方面的东西大概是一年多前

LEGOs Last week in my room

乐高积木上周在我房里

If there was a Nobel Prize for Millennium Falcons

如果有一个"一摸就解体的

that fall apart when you pick them up we'd be set

千禧年猎鹰号乐高"诺贝尔奖我们一定赢

Hey guys

两位

What are you doing here

你们怎么来了

We heard there were some sexy scientists

我们听说这里有性感科学家

working hard all weekend Yeah

-整个周末在努力工作 -是啊

so we brought you some lunch and we are gonna go look for 'em

所以带午餐来给你们然后去找性感科学家

Soup sandwiches and emasculation

汤三明治加羞辱

just like my mom used to make

就像我妈做的午餐一样

So how's it goin'

情况如何

Good Slow

还行进度有些慢

There's a lot of tedious setup but once we get through that

有很多无聊的前置工作得做但只要弄好这部分

it should go quicker

进度应该就会加快

Is there anything we can do to help

有什么事我们能帮忙吗

You know what this part isn't that technical

其实这部分不需要什么技术性

You actually could

你们还真能帮上忙

Wow really Called my bluff All righty then

真的吗被你抓到我胡扯那我认命吧

Can we really help

我们真能帮上忙吗

While we finish soldering these boards it'd be great

我们焊接这些板的时候如果你们

if you guys could wrap these pipe fittings with Teflon tape

可以帮忙用铁氟龙胶带缠住这些管件就太好了

I'll show you how to do one

我缠一个给你们看

Hey w wouldn't it be funny

你觉得如果你们

if after all your years of hard work

辛辛苦苦干了这么多年

I'm the one who makes a scientific breakthrough

最后是我取得科学上突破会不会很好笑

He doesn't think that's funny

他不觉得好笑

I got here as quickly as I could

我以最快的速度赶来了

You're too late

你来晚了

该曲名为《Taps》常在军人葬礼国葬时吹奏

Sheldon this is silly

谢尔顿这太智障

You got emotional when that lab monkey died

你的实验室猴子死掉的时候你也很伤心啊

That lab monkey told me he loved me in sign language

那只猴子用手语对我说过"我爱你"

Great

这下好了

Now I'm gonna have that song in my head all day

这曲子要卡在我脑子里一整天了

Look I'm I'm sorry for your loss

请节哀顺变

but I think I have something

但我有个东西

that might make you feel better

能让你开心起来

I got you a new computer

我给你买了台新电脑

How could you do that

你怎么能这么做

Do what

做什么

Choosing a new laptop is an incredibly personal ritual

选购新笔电是非常私人的仪式

You have taken away weeks of agonizing thought

你夺走了我数周的脑海里烦心苦恼

tedious research

各种无聊的搜索研究

sleepless nights filled with indecision I j

多个被我的犹豫不决所填满的无眠之夜...

Haven't I lost enough today

难道我今天失去的还不够多吗

Well the guy at the store said this one is great

店里的那个店员说这台很赞啊

Oh Oh the guy

那个店员咩

Oh pardon me

原谅小的

I I didn't realize you'd spoken to the guy

我不知道是"那个店员"说的

Yeah tell me

告诉我

did the guy choose one with a 4K display

那个店员选了4K显示屏

and a Thunderbolt port

还带有雷电接口的吗

Yes Yeah

-是的 -是吗

D Did the guy make sure

那这个店员有没有

that this has a one terabyte solid state drive

确保这台是有1TB固态硬盘的呢

Yes Yeah

-是的 -是吗

Oh well was this guy Rick from Computer Solutions on Colorado

他是不是就是科罗拉多电脑店的里克呢

Yes

是的

Yeah well he does know his stuff

好吧他的确是很懂行

After you wrap the body in reflective tape

把主体用反光带包起来之后

the ends get Teflon tape so we can get a tight seal

末端用铁氟龙胶带缠住这样封口才会紧密

Like this Yeah perfect

-这样吗 -完美

And it helps to have small delicate fingers

手指小巧灵活的人干这个比较有优势

So don't be discouraged if you can't do it as fast

所以你要是没有我跟霍华德快

as me and Howard

不要太气馁哦

I don't know if we have enough solder

我们好像没有足够焊料

to finish these circuit boards

来焊住这些电路板

We had a full spool yesterday

昨天不好有剩一整个焊料线轴吗

What can I say

我能说啥

I play hard I solder even harder

小爷性子野焊接时更野

Sometimes he solders at home with his shirt off

有时候他在家光膀子焊接东西

It's like a beer commercial

简直像啤酒广告般狂野

Well we got to make a run to the hardware store

我们得跑一趟五金店了

How can you call yourself a scientist and run out of solder

你怎么好意思自称科学家结果没焊料

Well funny story

这事说起来好笑

So we have plenty of the 60/40 tin to lead ratio solder

我们有很多60/40比例的锡铅焊料

but the spools look a lot like the 63/37 tin to

但那个线轴看起来跟63/37的很像...

Honey honey honey let me stop you

宝贝宝贝你先停停

That is is not a funny story

这不是什么好笑的事

You want to come with us

你想跟我们一起来吗

I'm kind of getting into the groove here

我正开始进入节奏呢

Yeah you guys run to the store

你们去店里买东西

and let the women handle the science for a change

然后换女人来掌握科学吧

Okay

行

We'll be back as soon as we can

我们会尽快回来

Okay so what

所以什么...

is solder

是焊料

I suppose I should set this up

我想我该先设置电脑

Or would you like to rob me of that too

还是你要把这份乐趣也剥夺掉啊

Knock it off or I'll start making W H sounds

不许闹了否则我要开始把有W的单词

for words that just have a W

都念出WH的音

You wouldn't

你才不会

"Hwatch" Me

我"嘿"

Fine I'm sorry

好吧对不起

Thank you for the thoughtful gift

谢谢你如此贴心的礼物

I really do appreciate it

我真的很感激

As you know I had become attached to my old laptop

你也知道我对我的旧电脑感情很深

But I'm sure in time that this one will

但我相信假以时日我会喜欢上...

Jeepers creepers

我了个妈呀

that started up fast

这开机也太快了吧

I thought you might like it

我就猜你会喜欢

Look at the 4K resolution

瞧瞧这4K的分辨率

Next time we Skype I'm gonna count

下次我们视频的时候我要数数

all those nostril hairs

你到底有几根鼻毛

Or you could just look into my eyes

或者你可以凝视我的双眼啊

But you only have two eyes

但你只有两只眼睛啊

You got a lot of nostril hairs

但鼻毛却有好多好多

Well you know as long as you're happy

算了你开心就好

I am

超开心的

And Rick said you could bring in your old one to recycle it

里克说你可以把旧电脑拿过去回收

Oh Uh no no no thank you

不了多谢提醒

Oh but he said you can get store credit

但他说回收可以换积分

Well no I just I I don't want to recycle it

不用我不想送去回收

And I don't want store credit

我也不想要积分

But why wouldn't

但你为什么不...

Can we please change the subject

我们能换个话题吗

O Okay

好吧

How 'bout we change it to why you're being weird about this

不如我们来谈谈你态度为什么变这么奇怪

I'm not being weird

我的态度才不奇怪

It's hard to explain

只是很难解释清楚

Sheldon just tell me

谢尔顿实话实话就好啦

It might be easier to show you

可能带你去看更直观

Okay

好吧

We'd have to take your car

我们得坐你的车去

All right

行

And I'm gonna need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement

你还得签一份保密协议

Well I signed one before we slept together

我们滚床单前我也签过一份

Why not now

现在再签一份有何不可

Penny says they're having fun working on the prototype

佩妮说她们觉得倒腾原型挺有趣的

Remember when her fun was

还记得以前她觉得有趣的是

nightclubs and drinking games

夜店和喝酒游戏吗

I know I'm lowering the bar so slowly

记得我用超慢速降低她标准

This time next year she'll have a coin collection

明年的这个时候她会觉得收藏硬币很有趣

Excuse me

请留步

You guys interested in a free screening of an upcoming movie

两位有兴趣免费观看即将上映的电影吗

Oh Sorry we can't

抱歉我们没时间

Well hang on What movie is it

等等是什么电影

Oh I can't tell you But it does star Will Smith

这我不能说但主演有威尔·史密斯

Wait

慢着

I bet it's Suicide Squad

我敢说一定是《X特遣队》

将在2016年下半年上映的DC超级英雄电影

Let's check it out

我们去看吧

What about the girls

那我们的老婆怎么办

Penny just said they're having fun

佩妮不是说她们挺开心的吗

Honestly you want to wrap tape around

讲真你想一下午都耗在

a bunch of pipe fittings all afternoon

用胶带缠接管件上吗

Okay we'll take 'em

好吧那就看吧

Okay

好

But I swear

但我发誓

if it's Will Smith in Shark Tale 2

如果是威尔·史密斯主演的《鲨鱼黑帮2》

风评并不佳

2004年由威尔·史密斯配音的动画电影

it better be at least as good as the original

那它最好不要比第一部还烂

I mean it's crazy isn't it

真是难以置信

I moved here from Nebraska to be an actress

我从家乡搬来这里是为了当女演员

and now I'm sitting in an engineering lab at Caltech

而我现在坐在加州理工的工程实验室

helping to build a prototype for a high tech guidance system

帮忙建一个高科技导向系统的原型

It is crazy

的确难以置信

It's also crazy that I've made 14 of these

更让人难以置信的是我已经弄好14个了

and you've made three

你才弄好3个

Hey Where are the guys

你们老公都去哪儿了

Oh they went to the store to get solder

他们出去买焊料了

which is metal you melt to make science things

就是那种能用火熔化做科学东西的金属

Since when do you work on weekends

话说你怎么周末也上班啊

I'm an astrophysicist

我是一位天体物理学家

The stars don't take a day off

星星可是365天全年无休哟

You were home alone and had no one to play with

你是在家寂寞没人跟你玩吧

Well the cleaning lady was there but she doesn't like me

清洁女工在但她不喜欢我

You need any help

需要帮忙吗

Not with Lightning McQueen here

有"闪电树懒" 速度"飕飕"的

I think we're good

我们来就行

Okay That's cool

好吧那就好

I guess everybody's involved in this project but me

人人都有份参与唯独我除外

So see ya

那我走啦

I feel bad

我觉得好内疚

Should we have asked him to stay

我们要让他留下来吗

Yes

要

Will you please tell me where we're going

拜托你能告诉我我们要去哪里吗

Sorry you're on a need to know basis

不行有需要我会告诉你的

I'm driving the car

我开着这辆车

I need to know

我需要知道

Right

对[右]

So where are we going

我们这是要去哪儿

No I meant turn right and you missed it

我是叫你往"右"拐结果你开过了

Maybe you do need to know

也许你真的需要知道

What are we gonna tell the girls

我们要怎么对自己老婆说呢

It's not a problem

这都不是事儿

I mean without lying

我是说不撒谎的话

And now you've made it a problem

现在你把这变成大事了

Come on We're a couple of smart guys

拜托咱俩可是智商超群的人

I'm sure we can come up with a way to explain this

一定能想出一个既不破坏我们形象

that doesn't make us look bad

又能合理解释的办法

The boys had to drive all the way to San Bernardino

他们俩为了焊料一路开到圣贝纳迪诺

for the solder and got a flat

结果在路上爆胎了

They bought it

她们相信了

But we're gonna have to put the spare on before we go back

不过我们必须得在回家前把备胎换上

Oh you're good at this

你还真在行啊

Well I lie a lot

我是撒谎老手了

Hey guys thank you

欢迎各位

for being a part of our test screening

参加我们今天的试映会

You're about to be one of the first audiences to see Suicide Squad

你们将成为《X特遣队》的首批观众

You were right

你说得对

Oh I keep telling you

我一直跟你说

good things happen to bad people

坏人有好报

Uh we're gonna get started in a couple minutes Enjoy

电影即将开始祝观影愉快

Who are you texting

你给谁发短信呢

Raj He really wants to see this movie

拉杰他特别想看这部电影

Oh he'll never make it in time

他肯定赶不上了

I know I want to make him feel bad

我知道所以我才故意折磨他一下

"Ha ha Leonard and I are about to see Suicide Squad

"哈哈我和莱纳德要看《X特遣队》了

Spoiler alert when I see you I'm gonna spoil it "

剧透警告下次见面就是我剧透之时"

You're a good friend

你真是个好朋友

Okay

好了

Would you ladies please leave the room for a moment

两位女士可以暂时离开一下房间吗

Why

为什么

I need to rub my genitals on their prototype

我要用生殖器把他们的原型机全都蹭一遍

What's going on

出什么事了

Leonard and Howard don't have a flat

莱纳德和霍华德不是车爆胎

They went to the movies Look

他俩一起去看电影了你们看

Son of a bitch Un freakin' believable

-小兔崽子 -真他妈不敢相信

You know what I'm gonna let them know

我要让他们知道

that I'm here with you and that they're busted

我和你俩在一起让他们像被抓奸在床

No You know what Don't Don't

不别这么做

Let's let them think they're getting away with it

就让他们以为自己成功骗过了我们

Yeah let's see how deep a hole they can dig for themselves

对看看他们自掘坟墓能掘多深

Interesting

有意思

I mean it's not testicles on a cryostat

虽然比不上在低温恒温器蹭蛋蛋

but I like it

但我喜欢

Why do you have a storage unit

你怎么会有一个储藏仓库

Just wait

不急

How long have you had it

你已经租了多久了

Just wait

不急

Do you want me to hold that computer

需要我帮你拿电脑吗

Just wai You know what Actually yes thank you

不急...好呀谢谢你

Welcome to my Fortress of Shame

欢迎来到我的耻辱之堡

I'm sorry

对不起

What what am I looking at

这都是些什么啊

It's basically everything I've ever owned

这是我曾经拥有的每一件东西

Um every book every T shirt

每一本书每一件T恤

every piece of broken electronics

每一样坏掉的电子产品

Just all of it

所有的一切都在这里

All of it

所有的一切吗

I have a Ziploc bag

我还有一个塑料封口袋

filled with all my old Ziploc bags

用来装我所有用过的塑料封口袋

Okay

好吧

I would like to tell you that

我要告诉你

there is nothing here to be ashamed of

这里的一切没什么好羞愧的

So I'm gonna need a minute

我需要一分钟来好好消化一下

All right how are we gonna play this when they return

等他们回来我们该作何反应呢

I know

我知道

You guys should totally be making out with me

你们俩应该跟我疯狂亲热

Sweetie I know you think jokes like that are funny

亲爱的我知道你觉得这种玩笑很好笑

but do you really think you could handle

但你觉得自己真的有能力

making out with both of us

能驾驭得住我俩吗

No ma'am

不女王

Okay Okay how about this

好了好了这个如何

They don't know you're here with us

他们不知道你和我们在一起

so you hide in the closet

所以你就藏在这个柜子里

When they show up

等他们回来

we'll hear whatever their dumb story is about where they were

我们先听听他们编造出来的鬼故事

we'll pretend to believe them

假装相信他们

and just when they think they got away with it

等他们以为自己成功骗过去的时候

you jump out

你就跳出来

Yeah that's pretty good

这个主意不错

I love it

我太喜欢了

I'll be all like "Busted "

我会大叫 "抓到啦"

And they'll be like "What "

他们会说 "什么鬼"

And then we'll all be like "Oh yeah "

我们就一起说 "就是酱"

Yeah I I get it

好好我明白了

I wouldn't make out with me either

连我自己都不愿和我这种人亲热

In here is every clock radio I've ever owned

这里有我拥有过的每一个收音机闹钟

Calculators VHS tapes

计算器录像带

Sporting equipment

运动器材

Y You have sporting equipment

你还有运动器材啊

Well oh it's just a it's a A golf ball

那只是一个...高尔夫球

that my brother threw at my head

我哥哥拿来砸我的头的

You can still feel the dent

砸下的坑现在还在呢

It's right next to the hockey puck dent

就在冰球留下的坑旁边

Okay why do you have a bin of pinecones

你怎么还有一整盒的松果啊

I used to collect them as a child

这是我小时候收集的

The spiral of scales open in

松果的鳞片螺旋的比例

the Fibonacci sequence

按斐波那契列数排列

A fact that when you tell your brother

可当你把这事告诉你哥哥时

gets a golf ball thrown at your head

他会拿高尔夫球砸你脑袋

So why do you feel you need to save these things

那你为什么觉得有必要留下这些东西呢

I'd like to say it's nostalgia

说好听点这叫怀旧

but every time I think of throwing anything away

可实际是每次我想扔掉某物时

my ears start to ring

我就会开始耳鸣

and I get butterflies in my stomach

内心忐忑得像有蝴蝶在我胃里乱飞

And then it feels like

飞着飞着

the butterflies get eaten by rats

老鼠来了蝴蝶被吃掉了

and then the the rats get eaten by

接下来老鼠又被吃掉了...

Okay I get it I get it

行了我懂了懂了

It ends with dinosaurs

最后来收尾的是恐龙

I'm sorry if you think less of me

如果让你觉得瞧不起我我很遗憾

I don't

我没有

Really

真的吗

'Cause every time I come in here

因为我每次来这里

I think less of me

都会瞧不起自己

Why

为什么

Because I'm a fraud

因为我是个骗子

No I purport to be a man of the mind

我嘴上说自己意志强大

I've been such a a vocal champion of the singularity

还总念叨着会有科技大突破

but how can I leave my body behind

可一个要舍弃自己的身体

and become one with the Internet

成为网络一部分的我本人

when I've never even thrown a toothbrush away

怎么能连一根牙刷都舍不得扔

It's okay Sheldon

没关系谢尔顿

You know I I've saved a lot of weird things too

我也有很多奇怪的东西不舍得扔掉

Like what

比如什么

Did you know I have a microscope slide

你知道我有一片显微镜玻片

with a little bit of tissue

上面有一点点小组织

from the first brain I ever dissected

来自我第一个解剖的大脑

I have an old teddy bear

我有一个旧泰迪熊

I secretly wiped my nose on for years

我偷偷用它擦了好多年鼻子

It's not a contest

这不是比赛

Okay here they come

好他们回来了

Go hide

藏起来

Oh man when I come out of the closet

天了噜等我出了柜

I'm gonna nail those guys

要把他们都干倒

Yeah I heard it Shut up

好我听出哪里有歧义了闭嘴

Hey what's this

这是怎么回事

Listen we did a stupid thing

听我说我们干了件蠢事

We went to a movie and lied about it

我们跑去看了场电影还撒了谎

but we feel bad

但我们知道错了

and want to make it up to you

想补偿你们

So these are for you and if you're not too mad

这花送给你们你们要是不那么生气

we'd love to take you guys to dinner

就赏个脸跟我们共进晚餐吧

Yeah Anywhere you want

对去哪儿吃都行

Well thank you for being honest

谢谢你们的坦诚

Yeah You know I want to be upset

对我本来想发火的

but we did kind of have fun working on the prototype

但我们做原型的确做得挺开心的

Don't forgive them Stay mad at them

别原谅他们保持你们的怒气

What is he doing in there

他在里面干嘛呢

Busting you

抓到你们咯

It's okay They apologized

没关系他们道歉了

Yeah it's fine

对没事了

Well this is kind of anti climactic

这结局略显平淡啊

You know what wasn't anti climactic

你知道什么结局不平淡吗

The end of the movie Get this

那电影的结局听好了

No spoilers No spoilers

不要剧透不要剧透

And he's back in the closet

他又"进柜"了

Ready for dinner

去吃晚餐吧

Yeah

好呀

Should we invite Raj

我们要不要叫上拉杰啊

Yes

要

So no one else knows about this

这事没有人知道吗

Only you

只有你

Thank you for trusting me

谢谢你信任我

What good is having a girlfriend

有女朋友的好处就是

if you can't unload your psychological sewage on her

可以把自己的心理垃圾扔给她啊

That's me your emotional outhouse

没错我就是你的情绪茅坑

You know

知道吗

if you ever decide you want to do something about this

如果某天你决定要处理这些东西

I'm I'm here for you

我会陪着你

Thank you

谢谢你

I wouldn't even know how to begin

我都不知道从哪下手好

Baby steps I guess

一点点来吧

I suppose I could try getting rid of the golf ball

我可以先试着把这高尔夫球扔掉

Oh Okay

好呀

I will always have the dent to remember it by

反正我脑袋上自带纪念"坑"了

You did it

你做到了

Do you feel okay

感觉还好吗

Actually yes

其实还可以

I do

真的

Well I'm proud of you

我为你感到骄傲

Oh Thanks

谢谢

I'm glad I told you about the storage unit

我很高兴把储藏仓库的事告诉了你

Well I feel closer to you now

我现在感觉跟你更亲近了

Oh I feel closer to you too

我也感觉跟你更亲近了

You know

话说

it's still a couple of hours until my bedtime

距离我上床睡觉的时间还有几个小时呢

What did you have in mind

你有什么想法吗

You look amazing

你的容颜太惊人了

I mean this resolution is remarkable

这个分辨率我跟你讲绝了

I really had to go home for this

有必要为了这事赶我回家吗

Yes but it's like you're right here in the room

有啊感觉就像你就在我房里一样

And yet I'm not

可是我并不在

But I feel like I could reach out and touch you

感觉我一伸手就能碰到你

And yet you can't

可是你并不能

I know

就是说啊