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第三季第十四集

生活大爆炸

Whatcha doing

你发什么疯呢

I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image

我在尝试以瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果

so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain

来激活我的上丘脑

Interesting

真有趣

I usually just have coffee

我一般喝点咖啡就行了

You've been up all night

你彻夜未眠吗

Is it morning

早上了吗

Yes

是的

Then I've been up all night

那我就是彻夜未眠了

And you're stuck

你卡壳了

Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus

要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑

Oh sorry sweetie I can't help you till I've had my coffee

真抱歉亲爱的喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你

Penny I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night

佩妮我早就告诉过你你要不把他关到他房间里

he just runs around the apartment

他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜

What is he doing now

现在又是在干嘛

Hmm he's either isolating the terms

他要不是在分解公式的项

of his formula and examining them individually

一一检验的话

就是在...

looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand

寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后

after Peter Pan cut it off

让短吻鳄吞噬的手

Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile

虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的

not an alligator

不是短吻鳄

If you're going to mock me at least get your facts straight

你要想损我至少把事实给弄清楚先

Aye aye Captain

遵命船长

I can't see it

我就不明白了

It just won't coalesce

怎么就结合不起来呢

Maybe you need a fresh start

也许你应该重新开始

You're right

有道理

It's a great idea Leonard Thank you

真是个好主意莱纳德谢谢

Electrons move through graphene

当电子穿越石墨烯时

act as if they have no mass

所表现出的质量为零

How long has he been stuck

他卡壳多久了

Intellectually about 30 hours

智商上有三十小时了

Emotionally about 29 years

情商嘛二十九年了

Unit cell contains two carbon atoms

单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子

Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees

六边形的内角为120°

Have you tried rebooting him

你试过将他重新启动一下吗

No I think it's a firmware problem

才不呢这是固件问题

Hey it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink

哟今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的

in Glendale tonight

迪斯科之夜

Who's up for getting down

谁要来一起荡一下

That's perfect

太完美了

Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating

伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢

I think Penny likes to skate

我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰

The four of us could double

我们四个可以两两成对

What could be better We're in

再好不过了我们去

Great It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go

真棒仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的

You can come with us

你也可以加入的啊

No it's okay I don't have to go

不没事儿的我不必去的

I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies

我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人

to suitable entertainment choices

提供合适的娱乐建议

I'm a walking brown Yelp Com

我就是个棕色人型口碑网

Structure constant structure One atom

结构恒定结构一个原子

Boy he's really gone isn't he

天他真的是走火入魔了是吗

Yeah this morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant

嗯啊他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂

I thought I smelled popcorn

我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢

Pattern is the same as fermions travels on the pathways

模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样

Hexagonal It's always hexagonal

六边的从来都是六边的

I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out

自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后

the third Matrix movie

我就没见过他能卡成这个样子

Hey those are my lima beans

嘿这可是我的青豆啊

Not lima beans carbon atoms

在哥手里不是青豆是碳原子

But if I don't eat my lima beans

但老子在吃掉青豆之前

I can't have my cookie

是不能吃饼干的

Here you want my peas

给你要豌豆吗

The peas perfect

豌豆太赞了

They can be electrons

正好拿来做电子

Want my corn

要我的玉米不

Don't be ridiculous

你脑残啊

What would I do with corn

我拿玉米能做什么

So roller skating should we all grab a bite to eat first

那个滑旱冰我们去之前是不是先吃饭

Good P F Chang's

好啊华馆怎么样

My mom has coupons

俺娘有优惠券

Great

行啊

Your mom's not coming right

你娘不会来吧

Not this time I promise

我保证这次绝对不来了

Okay just to be clear roller skating was my idea

我要把话说清楚了滑旱冰是我的主意

and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date

而我对你们将其变成四人约会表示高度不满

and I hope you both fall on your asses

我预祝你们都摔屁墩

and break your coccyxes

摔断尾椎骨

The plural of coccyx is coccyges

尾椎骨的英文复数是"coccyges"

Screw you Give me back my lima beans

去你丫的还哥青豆

Oh my God Have you ever been so embarrassed

我的天呐你有没试过如此丢人

Not recently

至少最近没有

I don't know which was lamer

我都说不出他们哪个更烂了

their roller skating or their disco dancing

到底是寒冰技巧还是他们的迪斯科舞姿

For me the worst part

就我而言最惨的是

was when people saw us leave with them

人们看到了我们和他们一起离开的

You had some nice moves out there Howard

你小子有两手啊霍华德

Thanks You too

谢谢夸奖你也不错

Did you notice all the people looking at us

你注意到人们看我们的眼神了吗

Not really I was in my boogie zone

没怎么注意我完全沉迷在了舞步中

When Howard tried to do the splits

当霍华德想要劈叉的时候

Shh

嘘

Sorry I'm moving a little slow

抱歉我走得有点慢

I think I bruised my coccyx

可能是挫伤了尾骨

Oh poor baby

可怜的小宝贝

Don't tell Koothrappali

别告诉库萨帕里

After you

你先请

Oh what a gentleman

真绅士

Hey Sheldon

嗨谢尔顿

Oh my God

天啊

Are you

你在

Good Lord

我的神啊

You're ruining everything

你们把一切都毁了

Oh damn

该死的

Are you okay

你没事吧

Do I look okay

我看起来像没事吗

Don't bark at me I fell too

别冲我发火啊我也摔了

Oh you've been falling all night You're used to it

你都摔一晚上了也该习惯了

Sheldon what the hell are you doing

谢尔顿你到底在干嘛

The same thing I've been doing for three days

做我这三天一直在做的工作

Trying to figure out why electrons

想要弄明白为什么

behave as if they have no mass

电子在穿过石墨烯时

when traveling through a graphene sheet

会表现得像是没有质量一样

With marbles

用大理石来推测

Well I needed something bigger

我总得找点比豆子大的东西

than peas now didn't I

不是吗

Sheldon when was the last time you got any sleep

谢尔顿你上次睡觉是什么年代

I don't know two three days

不知道大概2 3天

Not important

这无关紧要

I don't need sleep I need answers

我不需要睡眠我想要答案

I need to determine where

我要找出

in this swamp of unbalanced formulas

在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中

squatteth the toad of truth

是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆

Toad of truth

真理的蛤蟆

Is that a physics thing

这是物理学上的名词吗

No that's a crazy thing

不那是疯狂的产物

Okay Sheldon

好了谢尔顿

What happens to our neuroreceptors

如果我们不能保证足够的快速眼动睡眠的话

when we don't get enough REM sleep

会对神经受体造成怎样的影响呢

They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine

会失去对5-羟色胺和正肾上腺素的敏感性

Which leads to

那就会引起

Impaired cognitive function

认知功能受损

Right so march in there brush your teeth and go to bed

没错所以进屋去刷刷牙上床睡觉

But I don't want to go to bed

但我不想睡觉

I'm going to count to three One

我数三下一

Oh all right

哦好吧

That was amazing how you handled him

你的手段真是太高明了

I know how to deal with stubborn children

我知道怎么对付不听话的小孩

My mother used to run an illegal day care center in our basement

我妈以前在我家地下室办了个非法日托班

Leonard you're you're giggling in your sleep

莱纳德你睡觉时在鬼笑吗

It's not me

不是我笑的

It's my new ringtone

是我的新手机铃声

The Joker from Batman

是《蝙蝠侠》里的小丑

Well it creeps me out

吓着我了

Me too but I paid three bucks for it

也吓我一跳但我花了3块钱定的

Just answer the phone

接电话吧还是

Hello

你好

Yeah I'm Leonard Hofstadter

我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

Yeah yeah he's my roommate

没错他是我的室友

Oh God is he okay

天啊他没事吧

Yeah all all right I'll be right there

好的我马上过去

What happened

怎么了

Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village

谢尔顿逃走了恐怖降临了村庄

Okay Have fun

好吧去吧玩的开心点

Hi I'm Dr Hofstadter

我是霍夫斯塔德博士

Where is he Ball pit

-他在哪儿 -海洋球那里

Thanks for not calling the cops

真感谢你没报警

Oh hey it's no big deal

没事的

My sister's got a kid who's special

我姐姐也有个智障小孩

ah well he's extra special

呃他是极品智障

Hey Shelly

嘿谢利

What you doing

你干嘛呢

Size ratio was all wrong

体积比错得一塌糊涂

Couldn't visualize it

我不能把它们具象化

Needed bigger carbon atoms

我要找更大的碳原子

Sure sure

好好好

How did you get into this place

你怎么进来的

Back door has a five pin tumbler system

后门装了个五针脚制动系统

single circuit alarm Child's play

和单回路报警器小孩子的玩意了

You can start sorting protons and neutrons

我在建立碳原子模型的时候

while I build carbon atoms

你正好可以把质子和中子分类整理出来

No I don't think so

我可不这么想

We need to go home now

我们现在该回家了

But I'm still working

但我还在工作

If you don't come out of there

要是你不出来

I'm going to have to drag you out

我就去把你抓出来

You can try but you'll never catch me

试试看啊你永远别想抓到我

For God's sakes

我的老天爷啊

Sheldon come here

谢尔顿过来

Bazinga

抓不到俺

Bazinga

我闪

Bazinga

我再闪

Bazinga

抓不到噢

Bazinga

你个废废

Leonard and Penny

莱纳德佩妮

Leonard and Penny

莱纳德佩妮

What What what what

搞虾米鬼

Leonard and Penny

莱纳德佩妮

What

干嘛

I have good news

我有好消息

And you had to barge in here and wake us up

那也不用深更半夜冲进来

in the middle of the night

吓我们吧

Your cell phone was off

你关了手机

Because we didn't want to be disturbed

因为我们不想被吵到

Well that didn't work out did it

反正也没什么用不是吗

Sheldon what do you want

谢尔顿你到底想干嘛

I came to tell you I've got the answer

我特来宣告本天才找到了答案

Really

真的吗

You figured out the graphene problem

你解开石墨烯的难题了吗

No no I'm still hopelessly stuck on that

不那个还绝望地卡壳中

but I figured out how to figure it out

但我找到了解决的方法

Okay you know what Leonard I know I said

你猜怎着莱纳德我曾经说过

I could handle your roommate but I was wrong

我能忍受你的室友但我错得太离谱了

We're going to have to break up

我看我们还是吹了吧

What are you talking about

你在说什么鬼

Einstein

爱因斯坦

Yeah I'm going to need a little more

嗯至少得再多说点吧

Albert Einstein

艾伯特·爱因斯坦

Keep going

继续继续

When Albert Einstein came up with special relativity

艾伯特·爱因斯坦在专利局工作时

he was working at the patent office

他提出了狭义相对论

So you're going to go work at the patent office

那你也要去专利局工作咯

Don't be absurd

你傻的啊

That's in Washington

那可在华盛顿

You know I could never live in a city whose streets

满大街车声嘈杂的城市我可待不了

are laid out in a wheel and spoke pattern

你又不是不知道

No I'm going to find

其实我是想要找一份

a similarly menial job

半斤八两的低贱工作

where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task

只需要动用我的基底神经节就行

freeing my prefrontal cortex

那我的前额叶就能[高级神经活动部位]

to work quietly in the background on my problem

专注于解决关键问题

Sounds like a great plan

真是雄心壮志

Of course it is

这不废话么

Even talking to you is

就算和你讲话

sufficiently menial that I can feel

也够低贱的咧

the proverbial juices starting to flow

让我不禁感觉思如泉涌啊

Okay well thanks for sharing with us

得多谢分享

Good night You're welcome

-晚安 -不客气

And good night to you too

你们也安安

Oh by the way I was watching you sleep for a moment

顺便我刚观察了下你的睡相

and I noticed that your snoring

我注意到当你仰面睡觉时

seems to be worse when you're on your back

呼噜打得更响

Leonard doesn't snore

莱纳德可从不打呼

No I wasn't talking to Leonard

我又没在说他

Told you

我早说了吧

So Mr Cooper you're looking for a job

库珀先生你是要找份工作吗

A menial job

一份低贱的工作

Like yours

好比你这样的

Well thank you for noticing

多谢提醒

I'm "Menial Employee of the Month "

我可是"月度低贱员工之星"呢

Do you have a particular field in mind

你有啥意向不

I do

当然

For thousands of years

几千年来

the lowest classes of the human race

最底层的人类

have spent their lives laboring to erect monuments

在优势一族的鞭挞和压迫中

under the lash of their betters

致力于树立起一块丰碑

until finally they dropped down

直到最后他们惨烈倒下

and became one with the dust through which they trudged

化作艰难跋涉之路上的一粒尘埃

Do you have anything like that

有这一类的工作吗

没

Shouldn't you check your database

你都不搜一下确认吗

就是没

You didn't really type

你都没打字

I didn't really have to

不用打也知道

So how about construction

建筑类的如何

Oh that would be good

太棒了

Sawing hammering eating out of a lunch pail

拉拉锯子敲敲榔头

as my working class fellows and I

和工人阶级同志们一起

sit perched precariously on a girder high above the metropolis

坐在城市高空的钢筋横梁上一边趴盒饭一边摇摇欲坠

No no This is putting up sheetrock

不是给罗斯密市的一间住宅

at a housing project in Rosemead

安装石膏板

I could do that

行啊

Good One question

-很好 -就一个问题

Yes What's sheetrock

-说 -什么是石膏板

Moving on

过

How about doing deliveries for a florist

花店快递怎么样

That seems acceptable

听起来还不错

Do you have your own car I don't drive

-你有车吗 -我不开车

Of course you don't

我想也是

Mr Cooper let me just ask you a question

库珀先生我就问你一个问题

What was your last job

你上份工作是啥

Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech

加州理工学院的高级理论粒子物理学家

focusing on M theory or in layman's terms string theory

主要致力于M理论研究外行人说法是弦理论

I see

懂了

Just give me a second

等我一下

Security

保安 (这有疯子)

Okay I'll get those drinks started for you

好的我先把饮料送上来

Behind you

小心身后

Sheldon what the hell are you doing

谢尔顿你这是在干嘛

I'm trying to get these tables cleared We're slammed

我正要去清理桌子差点撞上你

No wait wait no wait

等等等等

Wh What are you doing here

你在这干嘛呢

A reasonable question

这问题还算合理

I asked myself

我问我自己

what is the most mind numbing pedeststrian job conceivable

我能想到最讨厌最沉闷的工作是什么

and three answers came to mind

有三个答案浮现在脑中

uh toll booth attendant Apple Store genius

收费站工作人员在苹果专卖店工作的天才

and what Penny does

还有佩妮的工作

Now

现在

since I don't like touching other people's coins

既然我不喜欢碰别人手里的硬币

and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word "Genius "

也不想帮着抹黑"天才"这个词

here I am

所以我来了

You just you just walked in and they hired you just like that

你就这么走进来就被录用了就这么简单

Oh heavens no

当然不是

Since I don't need to be paid I didn't need to be hired

既然我不领薪水也就不需被录用

I simply came in picked up a tray and started "Working for the man "

我就直接走进来拿起个托盘然后开始"为人民服务"

Let me get that plate out of your way

请允许我把这个盘子收走

Sheldon this is ridiculous Is it

-谢尔顿这太荒谬了 -是吗

Just a moment ago I had a minor epiphany

就在刚刚在刮掉盘子里凝结的玉米脆饼时

regarding the polymer degradation phenomenon

我突然间就顿悟了

while scraping congealed nachos off a plate

聚合物降解现象

Bernadette table 10 wants their check

伯纳黛特 10号桌买单

Thanks Sheldon

谢谢谢尔顿

Sheldon wait this isn't even what I do

谢尔顿等等再说这也不是我的工作

I'm a waitress not a busboy

我是服务生不是勤杂工

You're right That is more menial

你说得对你的工作更低贱

Hello I'm Sheldon I'll be your server today

两位好我是谢尔顿负责这桌的服务生

I don't recommend the salmon

不推荐点三文鱼

I saw it in the kitchen

我看到它们在厨房的样子

All right one bacon cheeseburger

好了一份培根芝士汉堡

breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously

同时违背两条犹太饮食禁忌

kudos

光荣啊

Beer battered fish and chips

炸鱼加薯条

Now here's your tartar sauce

这里你的鞑靼酱

I also brought you salsa

我还帮你拿了莎莎酱

It's a little unconventional but I think you'll like it

虽然有点不合常规不过我想你会喜欢的

It's zingy

味道很赞

And for you Factory Burrito Grande

还有你的招牌大玉米煎饼

no cheese no sour cream

不含芝士和酸奶油

no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance

不会因你的乳糖不耐症产生不良后果

Bon appetit

祝各位好胃口

Hang on

等等

Black beans not pinto beans Yes

-这是黑豆不是斑豆吧 -对

Double guacamole Of course

-加双份鳄梨酱 -当然

No cilantro Nope

-没加香菜 -没

Lettuce shredded not chopped Yep

-生菜是切碎的而不是剁碎的 -对

You understand why I'm doing this to you

知道我为什么这么问你吗

I do That'll be all

-知道 -那就这样吧

That was fun

这太好玩了

How long can he keep this up

他还能在这坚持多久

I heard about this professor at MIT

听说麻省理工有位教授

who melted down bought a van

变卖了财产买了辆货车

and spent the rest of his life as a mobile dog groomer

余生就做了名流动的狗狗美容师

He never went back to the university

就此再也没回过大学了吗

Only to shampoo Professor Shamburg's shitzu

除了在给项伯格教授的西施犬洗澡的时候

Sheesh

晕

I bet if we all chipped in we could buy Sheldon a van

我敢说要是我们一起集资也能给谢尔顿买辆小货车

But he's afraid of dogs

但他怕狗

Yeah that's the only thing wrong with that plan

是啊这计划唯一的缺陷就是这个

Hey guys sorry you had to wait but we are swamped

各位抱歉久等了今天太忙了

What's this

这是什么

Sheldon took our order

谢尔顿帮我们点的单

Sheldon doesn't work here

谢尔顿又不在这工作

Well honey not to complain

亲爱的我可不是抱怨哈

but we were starting to think you didn't either

但我们开始觉得你也不在这工作了

Is that really necessary

你们有必要这样对我吗

Good Lord

天哪

The interference pattern in the fracture

整个一断面的干涉图样

The motion of the wave through the molecular structure

通过分子结构的波状运动

I've been looking at it all wrong

我之前一直想错了

I can't consider the electrons as particles

不该把电子看成是粒子

They move through the graphene as a wave

他们是波状地通过石墨烯的

It's a wave

它是波

The moment to applaud would be now

赶紧滴都给我喝彩啊

Troglodytes

山顶洞人

Sheldon where are you going

谢尔顿你要去哪

Aren't you going to clean this up

不把这清理干净吗

I'm sorry I don't work here

抱歉我又不在这工作

Happy now I'm on a cloud

-这下你开心了 -我都飘飘然了

Swing me

一起摇摆吧

Sheldon come here

谢尔顿快过来

Bazinga

我闪

Bazinga

我再闪

Bazinga

我瞬移

Bazinga

抓不到

Bazinga

就是抓不到