内容操作
视频
教程课件
单词卡片
What a wonderful day thank you
今天真是玩得太开心了 谢谢
Oh we're glad you had fun
你开心就好
Blue Icees and a trip to The Container Store
喝了蓝色冰沙 还去了趟容器大卖场
It's like I died
感觉就像我死了
and went to the post mortem neuron induced hallucination
进入了死后脑神经元诱发的幻觉
commonly mistaken as heaven
也就是俗称天堂的地方
I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddie
我还是不明白你为什么会买那个药盒
You're a young man
你好好一个年轻人
Age is a state of mind Leonard
莱纳德 年龄是一种心理状态
In here I'm 90
我这儿已经90岁了
Why are you taking your bins over there
你为什么把你的箱子带去那边
That's just where I need them
我就是买来放这边的啊
You know she doesn't have a lot of closet space
因为她家衣柜空间不太够
What's wrong with your closet
你自己房里的衣柜怎么了
Well honey you know
亲爱的
now that Leonard and I are married
我和莱纳德现在结婚了
it kind of makes sense that we actually live together
我们真的住在一起也合情合理
So that's all this day was
原来今天是这么个节奏
A plan to butter me up before delivering bad news
先礼后兵 图穷匕见
Come on buddy
兄弟 别这样
No I thought we were friends
少来这套 我还以为我们是朋友呢
You asked for a sip of my Icee
你想喝一口我的冰沙
If you had your own straw I might've said yes
如果当时你自己有吸管 我可能就答应了呢
Sheldon please we already feel bad about this
谢尔顿别这样 我们本来就过意不去了
You know what they don't sell at The Container Store
你知道容器大卖场里没有卖什么吗
Something large enough to contain my disappointment
大到可以装下我满心失望的东西
Although if anyone did
如果世上真的有卖
it would be them
那肯定是它们那里
第九季 第四集
Thank you for letting me come speak with you
谢谢你让我来跟你谈谈心
Of course
这有什么
As my relationships with Penny and Amy are currently strained
鉴于最近我跟佩妮与艾米的关系紧张
I'm turning to you for female comfort and encouragement
所以我得转而向你寻求女性的安慰与鼓励
I'm honored
我很荣幸
I tried reaching out to my mother
我试着找过我妈
but she was in Bible study
可是她在上查经班
Leonard's mother is on a book tour
莱纳德的母亲在巡回签书途中
My Mee Maw was taking a nap
我姥姥在睡午觉
and after a while Siri started repeating her answers
而且一段时间后 Siri的答案开始重复了
So I'm your seventh choice
所以我是你的第七选择
Yeah I know top ten pretty exciting
对啊 进入前十了呢 很激动吧
How can I help you
我可以帮你什么呢
Well in addition to Amy leaving me
在艾米离开我之后
Leonard's moving in with Penny
莱纳德也要搬去跟佩妮同住了
It's difficult not to feel abandoned
我难免会觉得自己被人抛弃
Well why don't you look at this as an opportunity
你何不把这个危机看成转机呢
You had other roommates before Leonard
你在莱纳德来之前也有过室友啊
Maybe this is a chance to find someone new
或许这是你寻找新室友的机会
Perhaps I could find someone better than Leonard
或许我可以找到比莱纳德更棒的人
Someone I can rub in his face
找个让他吃醋咬手绢儿的人
Chris Pratt's all the rage right now
克里斯·帕拉特最近挺火的
这两部炙手可热的电影中都出演了男主角
美国男演员 在《银河护卫队》《侏罗纪世界》
I wonder how he'd feel about taking the smaller bedroom
不知道他能不能接受住进家里小的卧室
You know who would be the perfect roommate
你知道谁会是完美的室友吗
Gandalf but he's a smoker
《魔戒》里的甘道夫 可是他抽烟斗
Stuart
斯图尔特
He's been living with us for a while now
他已经跟我们同住一阵子了
I'm sure he'd love to get us out of his hair
我相信他也一定很想摆脱我们
Nope couldn't be happier
并没有 快乐得不得了
Well Sheldon's looking for a
谢尔顿在找个新...
Nope
不要
He'll think about it No I won't
-他会再考虑的 -才不会呢
Have you seen this Archie comic
你看过这本《阿奇漫画》吗
It's actually Archie versus Predator
其实是阿奇大战铁血战士
How could Archie defeat Predator
阿奇怎么打得过铁血战士啊
I don't know
我也不知道
Maybe Jughead's a Terminator
说不定阿奇的死党其实是终结者
Hey Stuart
斯图尔特
Do you guys know any musicians
你们俩有认识玩音乐的人吗
Why
怎么了
I was thinking it might be cool
我在想如果店里面
to have live music here a few nights a week
每周有几天有乐队现场演出
You know give this place more
就是让店里更有
of a "staying in business" vibe
"还没倒闭"感一点
What kind of music are you thinking of
你想要哪一类的音乐
I like all kinds of music
我什么音乐都喜欢
but my favorite genre is free
但最喜欢的是"免费"那一类
Hey we've always talked about playing together
我们总说要搞个乐队
Well it could be fun
这应该挺有意思
to try a little acoustic thing
搞个美声乐团之类的
Oh we could play "filk" music
我们也可以玩科谣啊
What's that
那是什么
It's been around for years
其实这种音乐已存在挺久了
It's like folk music but with a sci fi/fantasy theme
就是民谣音乐 但歌曲是科幻/幻想主题
I like it
我喜欢
It sounds exactly like something
听起来就像是
I shouldn't be expected to pay for
我不用担心会要花钱的音乐
Dude if we do this
兄弟 如果要玩这个
we're gonna need a cool band name
那得取个屌炸天的团名
You know I've actually
其实我心里
had one I've been sitting on for years
有个深藏已久的乐队名
Really
真的吗
It was for this power trio
本来是为
I tried to put together in junior high
我初中组的三人摇滚乐队取的
but I was short two friends
可我当年一缺二
What is it
叫什么
Footprints on the Moon
月球足迹
I just got chills
好听得我都起鸡皮[发冷]了
So did I
我也是
Me too
我也是
But I I might have Lyme Disease
但也有可能是我得了莱姆病
发烧/发冷是这种疾病的症状之一
Just a few more signatures and we'll be finished
再签几个名 就大功告成了
Initial here to acknowledge that you've returned your key
这里签首字母缩写 确认已归还钥匙
Okay
好的
As my future neighbor
作为我未来的邻居
I'd like you to have a key
我希望你能留一把我家钥匙
Initial here to acknowledge you received it
这里签首字母缩写 确认已拿钥匙
I'm proud of you You're taking this really well
我要给你点赞 你还挺能接受这件事
Well it's not like I'm never going to see you two again
毕竟又不是再也见不到你们俩了
Which brings us to article 23 subsection C
请看到第23条第C款
please check here to reserve your spot
请在这里签名来预留
at the ten year roommate reunion
十年后室友团聚会的位子
Do I really have to do that now
我现在就得搞这些吗
No but if you want chicken
不用啊 但如果到时你想吃鸡肉
and get stuck with the fish that's on you
结果只剩鱼肉 那只能怪你自己了
All right
好的
Oh and lastly
对了 最后
please initial here to confirm
在这里签首字母来确认
that ownership of the living room couch
客厅沙发的所有权
is hereby transferred to me
在此转让给我
in perpetuity all throughout the universe
在所有宇宙中永远都是我的
and all alternate universes
以及错列宇宙中也是
except for those universes where owning a couch
除了那些虫族母皇下令禁止
is forbidden by the hive queen
拥有沙发的宇宙里
In which case all glory to the hive queen
那种情况下 一切荣耀皆奉献给母皇
All right now all that's left
好了 最后只剩下
is for us to sign and date the document
签上名 写上日期
and we will officially no longer be roommates
我们就正式解除室友关系了
What's the matter
怎么了
It's harder than I thought
比我想象中困难
Let me help you
我来帮你
L e o n
艹来...
That helped
的确"帮"到我了
So I have an idea for a filk song
我有个科谣歌曲的点子
Kind of a
算是
a power ballad superhero crossover tale
超级英雄穿越大事记传说的
of epic proportions
力量民谣
Is it cold in here
屋里是不是有点冷
'cause oh my
我冷[爽]到激凸了
Okay so it's a it's a David and Goliath story
类似大卫挑战歌利亚这类的故事
It's about man against God
就是所谓的人神大战
It's called "Hammer and Whip
就叫"锤子和鞭子
The Untold Story
不为人知的秘事之
of Thor versus Indiana Jones "
雷神索尔大战印第安纳琼斯"
Thor versus Indiana Jones
雷神索尔大战印第安纳琼斯
You just blew my filking mind
你让我的科谣心热血沸腾
Okay I don't have it all worked out yet
好啦 我还没创作完整首歌
but I was thinking something like um
但脑海已经有几句旋律了
Oh Indy
印第
Oh Indy
印第
The skies are so windy
今天风好大
Is that a flying man with a killer bod
空中有飞人 体格赞到爆
Wait
且慢
That's no man
原来不是人
It's a Norse god
而是北欧神
Oh yes definitely
相当不错啊
Hang on
等我来一段
Thunder clapped
电闪雷鸣
as Thor raised his mighty hammer
只因索尔举起锤子
Indy rapped
印弟饶舌
"That's one bad mamma jamma "
"好一个屌炸天的神"
That that is so good
接得太棒了
Right
是吧
Mamma jamma just came to me
这词张口就来了
Okay and here's the hook
副歌是这样
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
One plays with lightning
一个喜欢玩闪电
The other plays with bones
一个喜欢玩骨头
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
One plays with lightning
一个喜欢玩闪电
The other plays with bones
一个喜欢玩骨头
Oh man that rocks
老天 这歌屌爆了
Hey remember The Ark of the Covenant
还记得《法柜奇兵》第一部吗
Yeah
怎么了
That's how much we're gonna melt people's faces off
我们的音乐能把人们的脸熔化成那样
让纳粹脸上的皮肉逐渐溶解脱落
电影中法柜打开后放出光芒
I appreciate your interest in the apartment
很感谢你对我的公寓感兴趣
I just need to ask you a few standard questions
我需要循例问几个问题
Sure
好的
It says here you're a chemist
你说你是一位化学家
Which element on the periodic table
那你觉得元素周期表上的
do you feel is too big for its britches
哪个元素最被人吹过头
Is that supposed to be a joke
你是在跟我开玩笑吗
Looks like argon's not the only one
看来氩元素不是唯一一个
音似骄傲自大arrogant
with an attitude problem
态度有问题的人
In general
通常情况下
would you say that you smell better worse
你身上的体味跟现在的体味比
or the same as you do right now
是更好 更糟 还是一样
I was going to ask you
我本来想问你
what is the best fruit
最棒的水果是什么
but then I realized what I want to ask you
然后我意识到 我想问你的其实是
is why is there a Band Aid on your forearm
为什么你的前臂会贴有创口贴
but then I realized what I really want to ask you is
但后来我又意识到 我最想问你的其实是
just can you just go
麻烦你快走好吗
You're healthy
你很健康
You have a job in the sciences
你从事科学工作
I've got to say if this credit report comes back good
不得不说 如果信用报告结果良好
you're the frontrunner
你就是我的第一人选
I'm not gonna be your roommate Sheldon
我不会当你的室友 谢尔顿
But I met with 11 people
可我见了11个人
and they all walked out
最后他们都走了
And that Hollywood phony Chris Pratt
那个好莱坞伪君子克里斯·帕拉特
never tweeted me back
也没有回我推特
I'm sure you'll find somebody else
我相信你一定会找到合适的人选
I suppose
希望吧
What happened to me Amy
我到底怎么了 艾米
Years ago I was completely disengaged from my feelings
数年前我没有任何情感
I'd say it was a happier time
我想说那时的我更快乐
but I was disengaged from my feelings so who can tell
但当时我没有情感 所以谁知道呢
I don't know how to help you
我不知道该怎么帮你
You know feelings are a part of life
情感是生活的一部分
They didn't used to be
过去并非如此
You and Leonard and Penny
莱纳德 佩妮和你
you all poisoned me with emotions
你们用情感毒害我
I was like the Tin Man perfectly content
当时的我就像铁皮人 对现状非常满足
until that evil Wizard gave him a heart
直到邪恶的巫师给了他一颗心
I don't think that was the point of the movie
我觉得《绿野仙踪》的中心思想不是这样
Fine then I was like Pinocchio
好吧 那我就像木偶皮诺曹
before that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy
却被混蛋老木匠杰佩托变成了一个真正的男孩
There you go
这话说对了
So what are you thinking for dinner
你晚餐想吃什么
Well it's Thai food night
今晚该吃泰国菜
Well honey you don't live with Sheldon anymore
亲爱的 你不跟谢尔顿住一起了
You can have anything you want
你想吃什么都行
You're right
也对
But what
那吃什么
Mexican
墨西哥菜吗
Italian German
意大利菜还是德国菜
Indian Greek
印度菜还是希腊菜
Cuban Chinese
古巴菜还是中国菜
Pizza Barbecue
披萨还是烤肉
Korean Korean barbecue
韩国菜还是韩式烤肉
How about Thai food
吃泰国菜怎么样
Oh thank God
太好了
Hey we're going to dinner You want to come
我们要去吃晚餐 你要一起吗
Oh I wish I could
我也想去
but I realized I've become too emotionally vulnerable
但我意识到最近我情感太脆弱了
so like an operating system
所以就像一个操作系统
I'm restoring my life to the last stable version
我要把我的人生还原到前一个稳定的版本
which was in 2003 the day before I met Leonard
也就是回到2003年我遇到莱纳德的前一天
You heard him no
他的意思是不去
Hang on
等等
Wait you actually think it's 2003
你真的认为现在是2003年吗
No just because I'm living my life like it was 12 years ago
不啊 我像12年前那样生活
doesn't mean I'm delusional
并不代表我有妄想症
And since it is 2003
而且既然是2003年
I don't know who you are
咱俩不认识
so please exit the premises
所以请快离开这里
before I call the police on my stylish new flip phone
否则我可要用我时髦的翻盖手机报警了
Are you doing okay
你还好吧
I guess
还行
I'm just you know worried about Sheldon
我只是有点担心谢尔顿
Well come on he's a grown man in his 30s
别担心 他是一个30多岁
pretending to be a grown man in his 20s
假装自己是一个20多岁的成年人
He's fine
没事的
I hope so
但愿吧
What else can you do Move back in with him
不然你能干嘛 搬回去跟他住吗
No of course not I I just feel bad
当然不是 我只是觉得内疚
Well so do I
我也是啊
but don't you want to live with your wife
可你不想跟自己老婆住在一起吗
and set the thermostat to whatever you want
想怎么设恒温器就怎么设
and have your body tell you
还有让你的身体告诉你
when it's time to go to the bathroom
何时想上厕所了才去
you know not a schedule slipped
而不是每天早上
underneath your door every morning
一张从你门缝塞进来的时间表
I did like that he had the weather on it
我挺喜欢那上面的天气预报
Trust me this is the right thing
相信我 这么做是正确的
I know
我知道
And it's not like we're abandoning him
而且我们又不是抛弃他
Plus
再说了
we can FaceTime him whenever we want
我们随时可以视频聊天啊
you know once iPhones are invented in his universe
等他所在的那个宇宙发明了iPhone就行了
I can't believe Sheldon asked you to be his roommate
真不敢相信谢尔顿让你当他的室友
I can't believe he ran my credit
真不敢相信他查我的信用记录
Hey if you're open to living with someone great
如果你愿意接纳一个很棒的室友
I'll give you $1 000 to take Stuart
我给你一千块把斯尔图特带走
You really should've gone on the Internet
你当时带他回家时
and checked how long that kind of thing lives
真应该上网查查那种生物
before you got one
能存活多久
I'm sorry
抱歉
I just thought you might have
我只是以为你的生活
a pasty weirdo shaped hole in your life
可能有个苍白怪胎的洞需要补上
Hey I know Sheldon's quirky
我知道谢尔顿为人古怪
but he's also brilliant and insightful
但他同时聪明又有见解
I think calling him a weirdo is a little unfair
我觉得叫他怪胎不太公平吧
Hello 2003
你好 2003年
Hey we brought you Thai
我们给你打包了泰国菜
Where is everything
东西都哪去了
In my present it's in the future
于我来说 是在我的未来
In your present it's been crammed in the bedroom
于你来说 是在你的卧室
by an enterprising young man
我让那位在家具店停车场认识的
I met in The Home Depot parking lot
有干劲的年轻人全塞进去了
I know what you're doing
我知道你在干什么
You're trying to get attention so we'll feel bad for you
你想引起我们的注意 让我们对你心生内疚
but it's not happening
但这没有用
No what I'm doing is trying to figure out
不 我是在努力搞清
how to live my life now that everyone is leaving me
自己该如何生活 因为大家都离我而去
Will you knock it off We're across the hall
你歇歇吧 我们就住在对门
As the kids are saying today "Talk to the hand "
用现在孩子们的说法"懒得鸟你"
They're not saying that
现在孩子们不这么说
They are in 2003
2003年的时候是这么说
No they're really not
不 他们真不这么说
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
One runs from Loki
一个躲着洛基逃
The other runs from stones
一个避着石头跑
So what do you think
你觉得如何
Runs from stones means that that big boulder
那颗石头其实是颗大滚石
but I couldn't rhyme anything with boulder
但是我想不出跟滚石押韵的词
Colder shoulder
诚实 结实
soldier folder
钻石 宝石
Right yeah right
对对对
But
但是
what do you think
你觉得如何
I think it's very cute
我觉得非常可爱
Cute It's not cute
可爱 这不可爱
Cute is children dressed as vegetables
可爱是形容儿童扮成蔬菜
Okay fine it's not cute
好吧 不可爱
Just be honest You don't like it
你就实话实说 你不喜欢
I didn't say that
我没有这么说
I I just like music you can dance to
我只是喜欢可以跳舞的音乐
You can dance to this
这首歌也可以跳舞啊
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
One plays with lightning
一个喜欢玩闪电
The other plays with bones
一个喜欢玩骨头
I'm telling you dude the song has no groove
我跟你说 哥们 这首歌没动感
You can't dance to it
不能随着跳舞
Who cares
谁在乎啊
I thought the whole point of Footprints on the Moon
我还以为月球足迹乐队
was to write songs that make people think
主要是写出能让人思考的歌
You can do both
两者皆可顾啊
like Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean "
就像迈克·杰克逊的《比莉·珍》
While you're dancing you're thinking like
你会一边跳舞一边思考
"Darn it whose baby is it "
"靠 歌词唱的小孩到底是谁的"
Where's this coming from
你这想法都打哪儿来的
A few hours ago we both loved this song
几个小时前 我们都很爱这首歌
I still love it
我还是爱啊
I just think there's room for improvement
只是认为它有进步的空间而已
You played it for Emily didn't you
你唱给艾米丽听了 对不对
Yeah so what
对 那又怎样
You are such a wimp
你这个妻管严
She didn't like it now you don't like it
她不喜欢 你就也不喜欢了
No no I'm just evolving as a musician
不 只是我这个音乐人在进步
You're the one who's stuck in the past
而你却停在过去止步不前
The past was lunch
你说的过去就是一顿午饭前
You know what's really happening here
你知道这到底是怎么回事吗
Your girlfriend is breaking up our band
你的女友在破坏我们的乐队
She has nothing to do with this
这事跟她无关
I am my own man
我有我自己的想法
Oh please Your brain belongs
拜托吧 你的大脑就属于
to whoever's willing to sleep with you
任何一个愿意跟你上床的人
That is so not true Really
-才不是呢 -真的吗
Remember when you were gonna get circumcised
还记得你差点为了那叫瑞秋的姑娘
for Rachel Bernstein
去割包皮吗
That had nothing to do with Rachel
那个跟瑞秋没关系
It was an overreaction to a bad zipper injury
是我因为包皮被拉链夹到 一时冲动的想法
I don't need this
我受够了
I'm quitting the band
我要退出乐队
Fine I quit too
好 我也退
Then get out of my house
那你就滚出我家
With pleasure
巴不得呢
Raj wait
拉杰 等等
What took you so long
怎么这么久才叫人家
Buddy I know me moving in with Penny
兄弟 我知道我搬去跟佩妮住
feels like a big change
感觉好像变化很大
but it's not
但其实并没有
How can you say that
你怎么能这么说
Amy's gone
艾米离开了
and you two are married now
现在你们俩也结婚了
so it's only a matter of time before you're gone too
你们的离开也只剩时间问题了
Okay you don't know what's gonna happen
好了 你不知道未来会怎么样
No I do
不 我知道
Eventually you'll want more space
最终你们会需要更多的空间
and you'll move into a house
然后会搬进一栋房子里
and then instead of dinner a couple of times a week
一起吃晚餐的次数从一周几次
it'll only be a couple of times a month
变成了一个月几次
and then it'll only be on special occasions
之后就只有特殊日子才会相聚
like when Bernadette divorces Wolowitz
比如伯纳黛特要跟沃罗威茨离婚
Or or or like
或者比如
when Koothrappali's weird girlfriend
库萨帕里的诡异女友
admits where she buried his body
终于讲出把他的尸体埋哪了
Or Amy's wedding
或者艾米的婚礼
where she's marrying someone better than me
她嫁给一个比我更好的人
Okay look
好吧 听着
we don't need to rush into anything
我们不需要操之过急
All right
好吗
Maybe instead of Leonard moving in with me
或者莱纳德不用搬去跟我住
we just leave things the way they are
我们维持现状就好了
and
就是
sometimes we'll sleep over there
有时我们在那边睡
and sometimes we'll sleep over here
有时我们在这边睡
But mostly here
大多数都要在这边
Sure
当然
W W What about what you said in the restaurant
那你在餐厅说的怎么办
Well it's not forever
又不会一直这样
It's just for a little while
只是一段时间而已
If you want we can think of him like he's our dog
如果你想 我们也可以把他当成我们的狗
You can
可以啊
I'm happy when you come home
你们一回家我就开心
And I'm scared of fireworks
我还害怕烟花
And by the way on July Fourth we're all sleeping here
顺便说一下 国庆节都必须在这睡
Fine
好的
All right great
好的 太好了
Just give me one minute
给我一分钟时间
and I'll get started on a new Roommate Agreement
我要着手起草新的室友协议了
Yeah
Nothing from Pratt We're good
帕拉特还是没回复 不用担心没位子
Indy' whip snapped
印第的鞭子折断
Thor's hammer missed
索尔的锤子砸偏
It was Avenger
复仇者对战
Versus archeologist
考古学家
Indy held his ground
印第寸步不让
And straightened his fedora
还正了正小礼帽
Thor said "That's a nice look
索尔说这身挺帅
In 1944 a
在1944年的话
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
One plays with lightning
一个喜欢玩闪电
The other plays with bones
一个喜欢玩骨头
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
Thor and Dr Jones
雷神索尔和博士琼斯
One plays with lightning
一个喜欢玩闪电
The other plays with bones
一个喜欢玩骨头
Play something we can dance to
唱点适合跳舞的好吗