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So
Penny
we
were
talking
to
our
neighbors
佩妮 我们跟邻居聊天
and
they're
thinking
of
moving
and
selling
their
house
他们说在考虑卖掉房子搬家
Really
Why
真的吗 为什么
Something
about
babies
crying
好像跟孩子哭闹
and
keeping
them
up
all
night
it's
not
important
整晚睡不好觉有关 原因不重要
You
guys
should
totally
take
a
look
at
it
你们俩应该考虑下要不要买
Then
we
could
be
neighbors
那样我们就可以做邻居了
Hey
Wait
a
minute
what
about
us
慢着 那我们呢
I
mean
we're
married
now
我们现在结婚了
Maybe
we
want
to
buy
the
house
next
door
也许我们想买到你们隔壁呢
Well
Amy
we
can't
move
艾米 我们可不能搬家
I'd
have
to
change
all
the
tags
in
my
underwear
不然我就得换掉我内裤上的所有标签了
You
can
buy
new
ones
你可以买新的
What
new
house
new
underwear
What
am
I
什么 换新房子 还要换新内裤 怎么
为受到威胁的证人提供新身份与住所
美国联邦司法部管理的证人保护项目
in
the
Witness
Protection
Program
我是进了证人保护计划吗
Okay
Guys
so
what
do
you
think
好吧 你们怎么想
Well
I
don't
know
w
we're
pretty
happy
here
我说不好 我们在这里住得挺好
Yeah
Plus
if
we
moved
对 再说 要是我们想搬家
we'd
probably
just
get
a
loft
downtown
可能会去市区找一间跃层式公寓
Really
真的吗
I
always
figured
we'd
get
a
place
with
a
yard
我一直以为我们会找个带院子的房子
Oh
sure
yeah
that
makes
sense
行吧 这就说得通了
so
you
could
shoot
hoops
and
mow
the
lawn
那你就可以去投篮和修剪草坪了
How
are
you
two
married
你俩是怎么结婚的
You
were
there
I
wore
her
down
你当时在场 我磨得她烦了不得不嫁
He
did
没错
You
guys
should've
talked
about
all
this
stuff
你们应该在约会的时候
while
you
were
dating
就把这些都聊明白
I
mean
me
and
Anu
already
know
so
much
about
each
other
我和安奴就已经对彼此了如指掌了
Wait
I
forget
is
Anu
your
waxer
慢着 我忘了 安奴是你的脱毛师吗
Uh
no
that's
Annette
不是 那是安妮特
Anu
is
the
woman
my
father
fixed
me
up
with
安奴是我爸给我介绍的相亲对象
We're
going
on
our
first
date
tomorrow
明天我们就要第一次约会了
Which
reminds
me
I
need
to
see
Annette
这提醒了我 我得找安妮特脱个毛
You're
really
letting
your
father
pick
out
a
wife
你真的让你父亲来给你挑选妻子吗
Why
not
为什么要拒绝
Arranged
marriages
have
been
working
for
thousands
of
years
包办婚姻已经延续上千年了
Anu
and
I
come
from
similar
backgrounds
我和安奴出身相仿
our
families
get
along
我们的家庭交好
and
we
each
filled
out
questionnaires
我们还各自填了问卷
so
we
know
we're
not
wasting
our
time
这样就不会把时间浪费在
with
someone
who's
not
compatible
跟你不匹配的人身上
Oh
that
sounds
so
dry
and
clinical
这也太枯燥死板了吧
You
lucky
duck
你这个幸运的小子
I
just
don't
think
you
can
truly
know
someone
我只是觉得没有有对方相处过
until
you've
spent
a
lot
of
time
with
them
是无法真正了解一个人的
Really
What's
Penny's
dream
vacation
真的吗 那佩妮梦想的度假地是哪里
Malibu
beach
house
马里布海景别墅
That's
Barbie's
dream
vacation
那是芭比娃娃的梦想度假地
Maybe
you
should
send
us
that
questionnaire
不如你把问卷发给我们吧
Enjoying
your
book
读书还开心吗
So
much
开心得要死
Why
do
you
keep
poking
at
it
你为什么要一直在书上戳戳戳
Fine
I'm
shopping
on
my
phone
被你发现了 我在手机上购物
You're
the
one
who
said
you
wanted
to
read
more
是你说要多读点书的
Yes
I
also
tell
people
I
only
feed
the
kids
organic
对 我还告诉别人我只给孩子吃有机食品呢
It's
just
stuff
you
say
随口一说罢了
Hello
好啊
How
was
your
night
玩儿得开心吗
Ah
it
was
great
We
went
to
an
improv
show
挺棒的 我们去看即兴表演了
Yeah
They
asked
the
audience
to
suggest
a
word
他们要观众提一个词来表演
and
they
used
Stuart's
最后用了斯图尔特的
Oh
cool
what
was
it
棒 什么词
Coconuts
椰子
It
was
such
a
good
one
这词太妙了
It
just
came
to
me
我灵机一动
Uh
what
are
you
guys
up
to
Reading
-你们俩在干什么 -读书
Oh
nice
I
wish
I
read
more
真好 我也希望能多读点书
Well
if
it's
important
you
find
the
time
如果读书对你很重要 那你总能挤出时间的
You
want
to
see
my
room
你想参观下我的房间吗
Yeah
Cool
-好 -好极了
How
do
you
feel
about
this
你什么感觉
That
she
can
clearly
do
better
but
that's
not
for
me
to
say
她显然能找个更好的 不过我没发言资格
No
with
them
in
his
room
doing
stuff
不 我是说他们在里面干什么呢
Oh
come
on
we're
sitting
right
out
here
不会的 我们就坐在外面
They're
not
gonna
do
anything
他们不会做什么的
I'd
like
to
change
my
answer
我想更改答案
Wow
you
really
are
good
at
this
你真的很擅长涂指甲
Well
I've
spent
a
lot
of
time
painting
D&D
miniatures
我可是用了大把时间给模型上色的人
I
know
that
makes
you
want
to
rip
my
shirt
off
我知道你为此欲火焚身想扒了我的衣服
but
wait
until
your
nails
are
dry
不过先等指甲干了吧
Oh
it's
Raj
是拉杰
He
sent
us
that
Indian
marriage
questionnaire
他把那份印度婚姻问卷发来了
Ooh
read
one
Okay
-快念念 -好
"How
religious
are
you
"
你对宗教有多虔诚
That's
easy
both
of
us
not
at
all
这个简单 我俩都不信教
No
I
wouldn't
say
not
at
all
不 我不是一点都不信
I
mean
I
am
pretty
spiritual
我对精神洗涤很感兴趣
I
do
go
to
yoga
so
我会去做瑜伽 所以...
Great
so
your
church
is
Our
Lady
of
the
Stretchy
Pants
好 那你的教堂就是女士弹力裤
Next
question
下一个问题
Uh
"How
close
are
you
with
your
family
"
你和家人有多亲密
Pretty
close
很亲
I'm
gonna
say
not
too
close
我觉得我家不是很亲
but
I'm
hoping
to
get
farther
我希望再疏远些
How
do
you
feel
about
children
你对孩子有什么看法
Um
they're
okay
I
guess
还行吧
I
mean
if
I
saw
one
I
wouldn't
throw
a
rock
at
it
我看到孩子不会对着他扔石头的
W
Why
would
you
throw
a
rock
at
a
child
你为什么要对一个孩子扔石头
I
just
said
I
wouldn't
我说了我不会扔
The
question
is
would
you
like
to
have
kids
这问题是问你想不想要孩子
So
yeah
we
want
kids
答案是肯定的 我们想要孩子
Yeah
someday
好吧 以后会有的
Right
like
in
the
next
five
years
嗯 五年内吧
Sure
uh
next
question
行吧 下一个问题
"How
are
you
with
pets
"
你跟宠物相处得好吗
Well
I
did
take
care
of
Sheldon
for
15
years
我照顾了谢尔顿十五年
and
he
only
bit
me
twice
他只咬过我两次
I
have
to
say
uh
after
reading
your
questionnaire
在读了你填的问卷以后 我得说
I
feel
like
I
already
know
you
我感觉已经很了解你了
Totally
Me
too
Excuse
me
没错 我也这么觉得 服务员
Can
we
please
get
sparkling
instead
of
tap
把水换成起泡酒
some
clean
silverware
and
find
out
what
they're
having
上点擦亮的银器餐具 再看看他们在吃什么
That
looks
delicious
看起来很美味
Yes
ma'am
好的 女士
Thank
you
谢谢
So
you're
an
astrophysicist
这么说 你是天文物理学家
Yes
ma'am
是的 女士
I
I
mean
uh
just
yes
我 我是说 是的
U
Unless
you
prefer
"Ma'am
"
除非你想要我称你为"女士"
I
don't
不必了
Good
because
you
don't
seem
like
a
ma'am
好 因为你不像一位高傲的女士
You
seem
more
like
a
sweet
thang
而是一个小甜心
You
are
not
good
at
this
你真的对撩妹一窍不通
Well
if
I
was
good
at
this
要是我懂怎么撩妹
I
wouldn't
need
to
be
fixed
up
by
my
father
又何必让我爸来给我安排相亲
I
never
thought
I'd
let
my
family
set
me
up
either
我也从没想过我会接受家里的安排
but
I'm
34
I'd
like
to
have
kids
可我已经34岁了 我想要孩子
and
it's
hard
to
date
because
I
work
so
much
但我工作太忙没时间约会
Oh
yes
uh
you're
a
concierge
对了 你是酒店礼宾
For
now
I
plan
to
be
managing
a
hotel
in
the
next
five
years
暂时是这样 我打算五年内自己经营一家酒店
Four
if
I
can
get
the
current
manager
out
of
the
way
要是能把现在的老板踢走 四年就能搞定
He's
a
smoker
so
fingers
crossed
他是个烟鬼 祝他好运
I
I
get
it
You
know
um
I
used
to
have
a
long
list
我明白 你知道吗 我以前给未来的妻子
of
what
I
wanted
from
a
wife
列过一长串的要求
美国女演员 一头浓密棕发 曾凭影片《弱点》获奥斯卡最佳女主
Uh
eyes
like
Sandra
Bullock
要有桑德拉·布洛克那样的眼睛
hair
like
Sandra
Bullock
桑德拉·布洛克那样的秀发
and
the
bravery
of
Ryan
Stone
还要有瑞安·斯通那样的勇气
That's
Sandra
Bullock's
character
in
Gravity
那是桑德拉·布洛克在《地心引力》里的角色
But
now
不过现在
I
I
just
want
someone
nice
我只希望遇到一个性格好的
I
think
I'm
nice
Are
you
nice
我觉得我性格很好 你呢
Oh
I'm
definitely
nice
我性格可好了
Every
time
a
girl
breaks
up
with
me
she
always
starts
with
每次有姑娘跟我分手 说的第一句话都是
"You're
a
nice
guy
"
"你是个好人"
Look
your
whole
sweet
听着 你很贴心
insecure
thing
is
cute
你的不自信也很可爱
but
honestly
I
have
no
time
for
that
但说实话 我没那么多闲工夫
If
you're
not
serious
about
this
如果你不是认真的
you
need
to
walk
away
now
现在就走人
I
I
am
serious
我是认真的
Good
很好
Okay
好的
O
Okay
w
what
does
this
mean
好的 这是什么意思
I
think
it
means
I
might
be
the
future
Mrs
意思就是我可能是未来的...
Koothrappali
库萨帕里夫人
How
would
you
feel
if
I
didn't
change
my
name
如果我不跟夫姓 你会有何感想
A
little
hurt
but
you
wouldn't
know
because
I'm
too
nice
有点受伤 但我不会告诉你 因为我是大好人
Hey
want
to
get
lunch
想去吃午餐吗
I
can't
不行
Halley
and
Michael
were
up
all
night
and
I'm
way
behind
here
哈雷和迈克尔整晚没睡 我的进度完全落后了
Oh
no
are
they
sick
No
-他们病了吗 -不是
They
were
just
laughing
and
playing
like
a
couple
of
jerks
他们只是像两个小混蛋一样边笑边玩
Boy
they're
cute
but
they
ruin
everything
他们是很可爱 但什么都被他们毁了
I
get
that
我明白
You
know
I've
been
thinking
lately
最近我一直在想
that
maybe
I
don't
want
kids
也许我不想要孩子
Are
you
crazy
你疯了吗
Of
course
you
want
them
It's
amazing
你当然要生孩子 他们棒呆了
You
just
said
they
ruin
everything
你刚说什么都被他们毁了
I'm
allowed
to
It's
their
fault
I
pee
when
I
laugh
我有权利这样说 我笑的时候漏尿是他们的错
Hang
on
why
is
it
crazy
等等 为什么我说
to
say
I
might
not
want
kids
不想要孩子就是疯了
Oh
it's
not
crazy
不是疯了
It's
just
wrong
只是错了
You
only
think
you
don't
want
kids
你只是现在想着你不要孩子
but
once
you
have
kids
you'll
realize
that
you
did
want
them
但你一旦生了孩子 你会发现其实你是想要孩子的
Or
I
don't
want
them
so
I
won't
have
them
so
back
off
又或者我不要孩子 我就不会生孩子 你别管我
Aw
you
sound
just
like
me
before
I
became
a
mom
你这口气真像我还没有成为母亲
and
learned
what
the
meaning
of
love
was
没有领悟爱的真谛的时候
Wow
I
cannot
believe
how
condescending
you're
being
不敢相信你居然一副高高在上的样子
Look
I
know
it's
scary
but
you're
gonna
be
a
great
mom
我知道很吓人 但你会成为很好的母亲
I
know
I'd
be
great
but
the
point
is
I
don't
want
to
be
one
我知道 但重点是我不想当妈
Maybe
you
wouldn't
be
great
You
kind
of
got
a
temper
也许你当不了一个好母亲 你的脾气太爆
You
know
not
everyone
needs
to
have
kids
to
be
fulfilled
不是所有人都需要孩子来实现人生价值
You're
right
you've
got
Leonard
你说得对 你有莱纳德了
What
more
do
you
need
还需要什么孩子呢
Hey
guys
Hello
-各位 -你好
How
was
your
date
约会怎么样
Ah
let
me
answer
that
with
a
question
让我用一个问题来回答
How
would
you
like
to
be
my
best
man
你愿意做我的伴郎吗
Wait
you're
not
seriously
慢着 你不会真要娶一个
marrying
a
woman
you've
met
once
只见过一次的女人吧
Why
not
She's
nice
I'm
nice
有何不可 她人很好 我人很好
We're
just
as
likely
to
be
happy
as
any
other
two
people
我们有可能会和其他夫妻一样幸福
Maybe
even
happier
也许更幸福
Sorry
that
was
not
a
swipe
at
you
抱歉 我没有针对你
I
didn't
think
it
was
我本来没觉得你针对我
Yeah
good
'cause
it
was
not
很好 因为我没有
Well
I
for
one
我个人来说
applaud
Raj's
decision
to
forgo
emotional
attachment
为拉杰的决定喝彩 他放弃了感情束缚
and
find
a
life
partner
by
bowing
通过屈服于三千年的独裁传统
to
a
3
000
year
old
authoritarian
tradition
找到了人生伴侣
What
are
you
talking
about
你说什么呢
You
married
a
woman
you're
in
love
with
你娶了自己爱的女人
I
can't
believe
you're
throwing
that
back
in
my
face
我不敢相信你用这件事回击我
Why
can't
you
just
be
happy
for
me
你为什么不能为我开心
Because
you're
being
dumb
因为你这样很傻
You
don't
know
anything
about
her
你对她一点也不了解
W
Well
how
come
you
all
get
to
be
married
凭什么你们都结婚了
and
I
have
to
stay
single
就我一个人单身
I
think
that's
a
question
for
a
licensed
professional
这问题恐怕要专业的心理咨询师才能回答
You
know
what
you're
not
just
insulting
me
知道吗 你不仅羞辱了我
Okay
You're
insulting
my
family
my
culture
你还羞辱了我的家人 我的文化
and
my
future
bride
Anu
和我未来的新娘安努
a
vegetarian
with
a
master's
degree
from
Cornell
她是毕业于康奈尔大学的硕士 她吃素
whose
favorite
fruit
is
pineapple
最爱的水果是菠萝
Now
I'm
not
sure
if
this
helps
but
did
you
know
我不确定这话是否有帮助 但你们知道吗
that
pineapples
were
once
so
rare
菠萝曾经非常稀有
that
King
Charles
posed
for
a
portrait
with
one
查尔斯国王找人绘制肖像时曾让菠萝一起入画
How
does
that
help
这话能有什么帮助
Oh
it
helped
me
I've
been
trying
to
slide
that
帮了我 几年来我一直设法
into
a
conversation
for
years
在聊天中提起这事
Hey
honey
how
was
your
day
亲爱的 今天过得好吗
What's
wrong
怎么了
Raj
is
talking
about
拉杰说
marrying
this
woman
he
just
met
要娶他刚认识的女人
I
told
him
it
was
dumb
and
now
he's
mad
at
me
我说这样做很傻 现在他生我气了
The
same
thing
happened
to
me
我有同样的遭遇
Penny
said
she
didn't
want
kids
佩妮说她不想要孩子
and
I
told
her
she
was
being
silly
我说她这样很傻
and
she
accused
me
of
being
condescending
她指责我高高在上
Which
is
crazy
because
if
I
wanted
to
be
condescending
真是疯了 如果我想要高高在上
I
would've
said
"Ooh
'condescending
'
我会说 啊 你居然会用
That's
such
a
big
word
"
"高高在上"这么高级的词
Why
won't
our
friends
just
listen
to
us
我们的朋友为什么不听我们的劝
We
obviously
know
what
we're
talking
about
显然我们是有经验的
I
know
我知道
We're
married
we
have
great
kids
我们结婚了 我们有很好的孩子
great
jobs
this
great
house
很好的工作 很好的房子
Hey
Leonard
remember
yesterday
莱纳德 还记得昨天
when
we
were
talking
about
having
kids
someday
Yeah
-我们说以后会生孩子吗 -怎么了
Well
what
if
it
wasn't
someday
如果不是以后呢
Oh
my
God
我的天
Oh
my
God
are
you
pregnant
我的天 你怀孕了吗
No
No
No
no
No
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
没没没 没有 绝对没有
So
那...
No
没有
What
I
meant
was
我意思是
what
if
what
if
we
didn't
have
kids
如果我们不要孩子呢
Ever
永远不要吗
I
mean
our
life
is
so
great
我们的生活这么幸福
Why
would
we
want
to
change
that
为什么要改变呢
Sure
Sure
当然 当然
Sure
当然
And
I
guess
it
would
be
hard
raising
kids
我想在你从没告诉过我的
in
the
the
loft
you
never
told
me
you
wanted
你想要的跃层式公寓里养孩子是挺难的
Well
wait
don't
be
mad
I'm
not
mad
-等等 别生气 -我没生气
Why
would
I
be
mad
我为什么要生气
There's
nothing
to
be
mad
at
根本没什么可生气的
You
have
to
to
turn
the
thing
你得转一下那个
I
knew
that
我知道
Hi
Leonard
I'm
not
mad
-莱纳德 -我没生气
You're
awfully
quiet
你安静得出奇
Sorry
No
I
like
it
-抱歉 -不 我喜欢
Got
a
lot
on
my
mind
我有很多烦心事
Would
you
like
to
talk
about
it
你想谈谈吗
Not
really
不想
Grape
Nuts
for
breakfast
quiet
car
ride
早餐吃全谷麦片 安静的行车旅程
things
are
really
breaking
my
way
today
我今天真是事事顺心
It's
just
Penny
hit
me
with
some
pretty
big
news
佩妮的重大消息杀了我一个措手不及
and
it's
a
lot
to
process
要消化的东西太多了
And
you'd
like
to
do
that
quietly
I
respect
that
你想安静地消化 我尊重你
She
said
she
doesn't
want
to
have
kids
她说她不想要孩子
Maybe
she
didn't
mean
it
也许她不是认真的
like
when
you
said
you
didn't
want
to
talk
about
this
就像你说你不想谈这事
Forget
it
算了
Do
you
want
to
have
children
你想要孩子吗
Well
I
always
assumed
we
would
and
now
I
find
out
you
know
我一直以为以后会有的 但现在我发现
I
might
be
the
last
of
the
Hofstadter
line
霍夫斯塔德一家到我这可能就绝子绝孙了
Doesn't
your
brother
have
children
你哥不是有孩子吗
And
your
sister
She
kept
the
Hofstadter
name
还有你姐 她保留了娘家姓
and
has
five
healthy
boys
生了五个健康的儿子
Neil
Jeffrey
Scott
William
and
baby
Richard
尼尔 杰弗里 斯科特 威廉 还有理查德宝宝
I'm
going
back
to
being
quiet
我还是继续安静吧
Sweet
太好了
Hey
Mind
if
I
sit
我能坐下吗
Did
you
just
come
here
to
tell
me
I'm
making
a
gigantic
mistake
你是来告诉我 我犯下了天大的错误吗
by
having
this
blueberry
muffin
因为我点了蓝莓松饼
and
I
should've
got
a
cinnamon
roll
like
you
did
我应该像你一样吃肉桂卷
No
不是
Good
'cause
I'm
happy
with
my
choice
那就好 因为我对自己的选择很满意
Although
that
cinnamon
roll
does
smell
good
不过那个肉桂卷确实挺香的
if
you're
open
to
halfsies
你能分我一半吗
Fine
Thanks
-行吧 -谢谢
Look
I'm
sorry
about
yesterday
昨天的事我很抱歉
You're
right
I
I
was
being
你说得对 我当时太...
Oh
my
God
that
is
so
good
我的老天鹅 太好吃了
I
can
wait
等会再说吧
No
Sorry
不 抱歉
Go
on
你继续
I've
known
you
a
long
time
我们认识很久了
You
believe
in
romance
more
than
any
person
I've
ever
met
你是我见过的最相信浪漫的人
and
it's
hard
to
see
you
give
up
on
that
看到你放弃 我很难受
But
if
you
really
think
marrying
this
woman
但如果你真觉得跟这个女人结婚
is
gonna
make
you
happy
能让你快乐
then
you
have
my
complete
and
total
support
那我全心全意支持你
I
will
be
with
you
every
step
of
the
way
我会陪你走过每一步
Thanks
Howard
That
means
a
lot
谢谢 霍华德 这番话意义重大
So
hey
is
this
wedding
gonna
be
in
India
那婚礼会在印度举行吗
Ah
maybe
有可能哦
What
the
hell
Penny
搞毛啊 佩妮
I'm
gonna
need
more
than
that
你得说具体一点我才知道
You're
not
having
kids
你不打算生孩子
How
could
you
do
this
to
me
你怎么能这样对我
How
is
it
any
of
your
business
这关你什么事啊
Because
your
kids
were
supposed
to
be
friends
with
my
kids
因为你的小孩本该当我家小孩的朋友
Who's
gonna
be
friends
with
them
now
现在谁来当他们的朋友
They
will
find
other
friends
他们会交到其他朋友啊
Oh
sure
'cause
Sheldon's
DNA
plus
my
DNA
当然了 因为拥有我和谢尔顿基因的小孩
equals
a
kid
who
knows
how
to
make
friends
Grow
up
一定八面玲珑很会交朋友 成熟一点
This
is
between
me
and
Leonard
这是我和莱纳德两个人的事
Screw
Leonard
We
were
supposed
to
get
pregnant
together
莱纳德吃屎吧 我们本该一起怀孕
We
were
gonna
be
barf
buddies
一起孕吐
We
were
supposed
to
massage
each
other's
perineums
并用维他命E帮对方
with
vitamin
E
按摩会阴
I'm
about
to
be
your
barf
buddy
right
now
你现在就快把我说吐了
Listen
when
you
have
kids
听着 你有小孩后
I'm
still
gonna
be
there
我还是会陪在你身边
I'm
gonna
be
their
fun
Aunt
Penny
who
gives
them
candy
我会是他们好玩的佩妮阿姨 给他们糖吃
and
teaches
them
swear
words
教他们骂脏话
and
tells
them
stories
about
what
a
weirdo
their
mother
is
还会跟他们说妈妈有多奇葩
I
guess
I
could
live
with
that
这我应该能接受
What
is
gonna
be
hard
is
letting
go
of
the
dream
真正艰难的是放弃我们
of
us
breastfeeding
each
other's
babies
用母乳喂养彼此小孩的梦想
And
it's
gonna
be
hard
to
forget
you
said
that
忘记你说过这段话也很艰难
No
拒绝
What
would
you
say
if
I
told
you
要是我说浴袍底下的我
I
was
totally
naked
under
this
robe
一丝不挂 你有什么想法
I
would
say
that
sounds
pretty
good
我会觉得还不错
Really
Well
I
did
not
see
that
coming
真的吗 还真没料到
One
second
马上就好
Oh
come
on
不是吧
Wait
Stay
in
the
mood
等等 别被吓软
I'll
put
on
our
own
music
and
drown
them
out
我来放我们的音乐 盖过他们
小甜甜布兰妮热单《Work Bitch》
What's
this
这是什么
It's
from
my
workout
mix
我健身专用的合集
It's
what
I
listen
to
when
I'm
firming
up
my
glutes
我锻炼臀大肌时就听这首歌
Can
you
get
him
你去看看他吧
Sure
好
Hey
Howard
Yeah
-霍华德 -干嘛
It
looks
like
you
could
crack
a
walnut
in
those
glutes
你紧实的臀大肌看起来能夹爆核桃
I
can't
I
tried
不行 我试过了
I
I
made
you
dinner
我给你做了晚饭
Your
favorite
In
N
Out
Burger
out
of
the
wrapper
on
a
plate
你的最爱 快餐店买的汉堡拆了包装用盘子装起来
Thank
you
but
you
don't
have
to
do
this
I'm
fine
谢谢 但你不必这么做 我没事
I
I
know
it's
not
a
baby
but
it
does
leak
when
you
pick
it
up
我知道这不是婴儿 但被捧起时它也会漏汁[尿]哦
Really
We're
joking
about
this
now
你不是吧 现在还拿这个开玩笑了
No
look
I'm
sorry
不是的 对不起
I
didn't
mean
to
just
drop
all
of
this
on
you
我不是有意这么突然就告诉你的
I
It
just
took
me
by
surprise
我只是很惊讶
I
I
always
imagined
having
kids
我以前常想象生孩子的事
I
know
you
did
我知道
But
I've
imagined
having
a
lot
of
things
但我想象过很多
that
I'm
never
gonna
get
我永远也得不到的东西
《蝙蝠侠》中的高科技战车
a
Nobel
Prize
a
working
Batmobile
诺贝尔奖 能开的蝙蝠战车
But
I
also
have
a
lot
that
I
never
thought
I'd
have
但我也拥有很多从没想过能得到的事物
like
you
比如你
Are
you
sure
that's
enough
你确定这就足够了吗
Yeah
是的
You're
really
okay
with
this
I
am
-你真能接受这个决定 -是的
Hey
Daddy
爸爸
What's
this
Leonard
says
莱纳德说
about
you
not
wanting
to
give
me
grandbabies
你不想给我生外孙 怎么回事
He
might
feel
differently
Bye
他可能有其他想法 先闪了
I
told
my
parents
our
first
date
went
well
我告诉爸妈我们第一次约会很顺利
and
they
got
very
excited
他们很兴奋
Oh
tell
me
about
it
可不是嘛
My
parents
were
so
thrilled
我爸妈也高兴坏了
they
actually
spoke
to
each
other
他们竟然跟对方说话了
So
that
was
a
disaster
那结局并不美好
Cheers
干杯
Okay
I
guess
if
we're
going
forward
with
this
wedding
好了 如果我们要举行婚礼
we
should
talk
about
the
next
steps
现在该讨论接下来的步骤了
Oh
like
themes
and
flowers
你是指婚礼主题和用哪些花吗
Actually
finances
and
taxes
其实是财务和税务
Oh
We
can't
use
that
我们不能用这个
That
was
the
theme
of
my
parents'
divorce
这是我爸妈的离婚主题
I
know
that
money
can
be
a
source
of
friction
我知道钱可能会使新婚夫妇
in
a
new
marriage
and
I
want
us
to
avoid
that
产生摩擦 我希望能避免这一点
Of
course
Yeah
right
当然了 对
That's
s
smart
这样很明智
So
my
accountant
feels
strongly
我的会计强烈建议
that
we
should
file
separately
the
first
year
我们婚后第一年分别报税
and
then
we
can
re
evaluate
based
on
our
joint
assets
之后再根据我们的共同资产重新评估
You
okay
你还好吗
No
I
can't
do
this
我不能这么做
Why
not
为什么
Th
There's
something
you
may
not
know
about
me
我有些方面你可能不太了解
'cause
you
know
we've
only
met
once
but
因为我们只见过一次面 但是
I'm
a
hopeless
romantic
我浪漫得不可救药
And
you
seem
great
你看起来很优秀
and
I
do
want
to
get
married
我也确实想结婚
I
I
do
want
to
settle
down
but
想定下来 但是
this
isn't
the
story
that
I
want
to
tell
my
grandkids
这不是我以后想告诉孙辈的爱情故事
I
understand
我懂
I'm
so
sorry
if
I
wasted
your
time
要是浪费你时间了 我很抱歉
Raj
拉杰
I
know
we
don't
know
each
other
very
well
我知道我们彼此不太了解
but
you
seem
like
you'd
make
a
good
father
但你看起来会是个好父亲
and
you're
tall
enough
so
I
can
wear
heels
and
而且你够高 我不怕穿上高跟鞋会比你高
I
think
that's
something
worth
fighting
for
我认为这就值得我们为之努力了
Will
you
marry
me
你愿意娶我吗
Oh
my
God
oh
my
God
天啊天啊天啊
Yes
of
course
of
course
I'll
marry
you
当然愿意 我当然愿意娶你
If
you'd
like
to
kiss
me
you
can
Oh
great
-你想的话可以吻我 -太好了
I
should
warn
you
I
have
a
tongue
piercing
先提醒你一下 我有舌钉
Oh
you're
not
that
nice
你也没那么乖嘛
Are
you
gonna
tell
me
where
we're
going
你要告诉我这是去哪儿吗
Because
if
it
has
the
words
"Farmers"
or
"Market"
in
it
因为如果目的地有"农贸"或"市场"这几个字
I
don't
want
to
go
我不想去
You
were
talking
about
all
the
things
你之前说到有些事物
you
thought
you
would
never
have
你认为自己永远都得不到
so
I
thought
I
would
get
you
one
所以我就送你一样
Oh
my
God
You
bought
me
the
Batmobile
老天啊 你买了蝙蝠战车给我
No
No
不是
No
no
no
no
no
我不是我没有
I
rented
you
the
Batmobile
for
the
day
我给你租了一天的蝙蝠战车
This
is
amazing
Thank
you
这太棒了 谢谢你
B
Be
careful
I
I
did
not
get
the
insurance
小心点 我没买保险
Come
on
Robin
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