生活大爆炸-S09E17_生活大爆炸

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So Sheldon there's something I've been wanting to talk about

谢尔顿有件事情我一直想跟你谈谈

but I know it's kind of a touchy subject

但我知道这话题有些敏感

Way to narrow it down to everything

成功把范围缩小到了任何事

What is it

什么事

Well your birthday's coming up

你的生日就快到了

And you've never let us celebrate it

而你从来不让我们帮你庆祝

And I was hoping maybe this year we could

我在想或许今年可以帮你庆祝一下

Oh I suppose that's a discussion we could have

我想这话题我们可以讨论

Okay great I mean

那太好了我觉得呢

it doesn't have to be a big party or anything

也不见得一定得是盛大的派对之类的

I was just

我只是...

Where'd he go

他上哪去了

W Wait a minute

等等

You mention his birthday and he vanishes

你一提到他的生日他就落跑了吗

Well where's that information been this whole time

这资讯这些年来都"躲哪去"了啊

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第十七集 (第200集)

Well where is he

他上哪了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I'll check his room

我去看看他房间

Surprise

惊喜

Oh my God

妈呀

Just one example

这只是其中一个

of how birthdays can be terrible

生日能怎么恶心你的例子

Now can we please drop this subject

我们现在可以放下这事

and pick a new one

重新选个话题了吗

Yeah I suggest how thick can a soup get

我提议聊聊汤变成炖汤前

before it becomes a stew

所能达到的最高浓稠度是多少

You know the answer it may surprise you

相信我答案可能会让你很惊讶哟

I'm sorry I brought it up

抱歉我提起这事

Yeah what is the problem

问题到底在哪

Is it about getting older

是因为越来越老吗

Please look at this porcelain skin

拜托你看我陶瓷般光滑的肌肤

I'm like a human sink

我简直就是人形洗手台

But it's the one day a year that's just all about you

但这是一年中全世界绕着你转的一天呢

One day

就一天吗

Ha ha

呵呵

Right

对对对

Can you please just tell me why

求你就告诉我原因吧

Fine

好吧

As you know I have a twin sister

你也知道我有一个双胞胎妹妹

with whom I obviously share a birthday

不用想也知道我们分享着同一个生日

Every year we'd have a party

每年我们都会办一个派对

No one I invited would ever come

但我邀请的所有人都不会来

because they didn't like me

因为他们不喜欢我

I'm sorry

对不起

Oh that part wasn't so bad

这部分没多糟

I didn't like them either

因为我也不喜欢他们

But then I'd inevitably spend the whole day

但在那天我永远也躲不过

being tortured by my sister's friends

我妹妹的朋友折磨的命运

Oh you poor thing

你个可怜的小家伙

When I was six they told me Batman was coming to my party

我六岁那年他们说蝙蝠侠要来我的派对

I waited by the door for hours

我在门口等了无数小时

Closest thing to Batman I saw

我看到最接近蝙蝠侠的事物

was when a robin flew into the window

是一只知更鸟[罗宾]撞到窗户

You realize none of those things would happen now

你知道那些事情现在不会再发生了吧

I do but why do you care

我知道啊但你干嘛在意

if I celebrate my birthday at all

我要不要庆祝我生日啊

Well you made my last birthday so memorable

你给了我上次生日留下那么难忘的回忆

I wanted to return the favor

我想报答你

Yeah if you had a party now

如果你现在举办派对

you have plenty of friends that would love to come

你有许多会乐意来参加的朋友呢

And we live here so we have no choice

而我们就住在这想不来都不行呢

Yeah

对啊

Very well

那好吧

You may celebrate my life by throwing a party

朕就恩准你们通过举办有蛋糕礼物

with cake presents and a shower of admiration and love

无尽对我赞美爱慕的派对来庆祝我的诞辰

But then you owe me big time

但这事你可欠我一个大人情

You have any idea what you're getting

谢尔顿的首次生日派对

Sheldon for his birthday

你想到送什么礼物了吗

He's been fascinated with dinosaurs lately

他最近很迷恐龙

Maybe we could get him a fossil

或许我们能给他搞个化石

Well just don't get anything Jurassic

别给他侏罗纪时期的化石

He feels like that whole chunk of time has gone Hollywood

他觉得那整段时期已经被好莱坞化了

Hey uh you know

对了我想到

he told a sad story about how his sister

他说了一件悲惨往事

tricked him into thinking Batman was coming to his party

当年他妹骗他蝙蝠侠会来参加他的派对

That's funny

这招有意思

Let's do that

咱们也来用一次

Maybe we could get Batman to actually show up

或许我们可以让蝙蝠侠真的来参加

You mean some guy in a lame suit

你是说穿着白痴变装服的人吗

Or a real Batman Hey Stuart

或者是真的蝙蝠侠斯图尔特

Didn't you try to get Adam West to do a signing here once

你不是有一次想找亚当·韦斯特来办签名会吗

1966年《蝙蝠侠》大电影

Yeah but there was kind of a scheduling conflict

是啊当时在日程安排上有些冲突

He uh wanted to know when he'd get paid

他想知道哪一天能收到钱

And I wouldn't tell him

而我不愿意告诉他

Can I get his contact info

能给我他的联系方式吗

Sure uh but just so you know

行啊但我先警告你

he's kind of a diva

这人就是一事儿精

He is Oh yeah

-是吗 -要了亲命

Won't take the bus

不愿意搭乘巴士

He won't pack his own lunch

不愿意自己准备午餐

Won't let you spend the night on his couch

不愿意让你在他家沙发上过夜

Okay so how do you feel about party balloons

你们对派对气球有何想法

Uh Mylar balloons yes

铝箔气球可以

Latex balloons no

乳胶气球拒绝

Water balloons I will jump off the roof

水球我会上天台跳楼

and aim for your car

而且对准你的车跳

All right what about music

那音乐呢

I enjoy marching bands

我喜欢游行乐队

and Tibetan throat singing

以及西藏喉音唱法

No music it is

那就是不放音乐

What kind of cake do you like

你喜欢哪种蛋糕

Well my favorite is chocolate with strawberry frosting

我的最爱是巧克力蛋糕搭配草莓糖霜

three layers and if there's writing on it

内含三层如果要在上面题字

make sure it's not all caps

请确保别全都用大写

I don't need my dessert yelling at me

我不想感觉我的蛋糕在吼我

全大写有表示大叫惊讶的意思

Hey so what was Adam West like on the phone

亚当·韦斯特在电话里听上去怎么样

Uh nice guy

挺友好的

But it was a little weird to hear Batman say

但听到蝙蝠侠说出一些话还是有点怪

"Don't ring the doorbell or my poodles will go crazy "

他说"不要按门铃我的贵宾犬会暴怒"

You know Adam West is my favorite Batman

你们知道亚当·韦斯特是我最喜欢的蝙蝠侠吗

Well after Michael Keaton

排在迈克尔·基顿

1989年《蝙蝠侠》 1992年《蝙蝠侠归来》

Christian Bale

克里斯汀·贝尔

2008年《蝙蝠侠黑暗骑士》 2012年《黑暗骑士崛起》

2005年《蝙蝠侠﹕侠影之谜》

and Batman from The Lego Movie

以及《乐高大电影》里的蝙蝠侠之后

Don't say that to him

这种话你可别对他说

What He beat out George Clooney

干嘛他可是排在乔治·克鲁尼前呢

1997年《蝙蝠侠与罗宾》

And that's something

很了不起了好吗

Like I love me some Clooney

也不想想我多爱克鲁尼啊

Don't say that to anyone

这种话你可别对任何人说

Thank you so much for helping us Stuart

谢谢你来帮我们斯图尔特

Oh I I was just glad to be invited

我很庆幸你们能邀请我

To be honest I don't always feel like I'm part of the group

老实说我一直觉得自己不属于你们的小团队

Okay sweetie we're on the clock here

亲爱的我们赶时间

Can you hate yourself and frost at the same time

你能不能一边自怨自艾一边抹糖霜呢

Hello I hope I'm not too early

希望我没来太早

No no no Come on in

没有没有快进来

And how is the radiant mommy to be

容光焕发的准妈妈近来如何

Doing great

非常棒

Y You're pregnant

你怀孕了吗

Yeah

是的

Sounds like something a member of the group might know

听起来像是小团队成员之间该知道的事情

Yeah birthday party first

是啊生日派对优先办

Pity party later

自怜派对往后站

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

How can you put Michael Keaton

你怎么能把迈克尔·基顿

in front of Christian Bale

排在克里斯汀·贝尔之前呢

Oh please

得了吧

Even my poodles know Bale's overrated

就连我的贵宾犬都知道贝尔被高估了

Thank you

谢谢

That's why I say Keaton's number one

所以我觉得迈克尔·基顿排第一

He brought a sense of humor to the role

他为这角色注入了一丝幽默感

Oh if you're gonna factor in a sense of humor

如果你要连幽默感都考虑进去

then I should be at the top of the list

那我才应该排第一

It should be me

排名应该是我

Keaton Kilmer

基顿基默

方·基默 1995年《永远的蝙蝠侠》

Lego Bale

乐高蝙蝠侠贝尔

and that pretty boy Clooney

最后才是那个美男克鲁尼

Really You're ahead of Bale

不是吧你排在贝尔前面吗

The man who personified the words

这个男人可是这句话的化身啊

I'm Batman

我是蝙蝠侠

I never had to say I'm Batman

我从来不用说我是蝙蝠侠

I showed up

我一出现

People knew I was Batman

人们就知道我是蝙蝠侠

Everywhere I went on the TV show

所到之处无论是上电视节目

mall openings

参加商场开幕

Julie Newmar's bungalow

甚至茱莉·纽玛家

1966年在《蝙蝠侠》电视剧中担任第一任猫女

I'm sold you're ahead of Bale

我被说服了你该排在贝尔前面

There's another reason I should be higher on the list

还有一个我排名应该更靠前的原因

All those other guys

其他那些家伙

had muscles built into their costumes

他们的戏服上还有假肌肉线条

All I had in my Batsuit

而我的蝙蝠衣

was 100% grade A West

全靠爷的一级身材把肌肉线条撑出来

Can we just all agree we're worried about Affleck

那我们都同意对阿弗莱克的演出有些发虚吗

本·阿弗莱克出演《蝙蝠侠》引发部分影迷不满

Sure Yeah of course

-没错 -当然

What's an Affleck

阿弗莱克是什么

Is there a reason I had to leave my own apartment

为什么我非得离开我自己的公寓

Well I think they just want you to see it

我觉得是他们想你看看

for the first time all decorated

公寓第一次被精心布置的样子

But who's gonna tell them they're doing it wrong

但我不在谁来告诉他们做得不对呢

Well I'm I'm sure they'll ask you to give a speech

我确信他们会让你发表感言

and that's when you just tear 'em a new one

到时候你再毒舌送他们上西天

Have to say you

不得不说

you do look good in that suit

你穿这身西服看起来很帅

Oh Thank you

谢谢

Maybe later I'll uh

或许晚点我会...

get to see you in your birthday suit

有机会看你穿上生日装[裸体]

But this is my birthday suit

但这就是我的生日服

Are you having a stroke

你是不是中风了

Because that's the kind of thing that just ruins a birthday party

因为这种病会毁了生日派对的

So Mother I'm surprised you came all this way

妈妈很惊讶你特意赶来

for Sheldon's birthday

参加谢尔顿的生日

Oh I was happy to

我很乐意这么做

He did come to my 60th

他也来参加我的60大寿了

Oh You had a party for your 60th

你还搞了派对庆祝你60岁吗

Oh I wouldn't call it a party

我不会称其为"派对"

Just a few close friends

就邀请了几个亲近的朋友

And your sister and brother

还有你的兄弟姐妹

You know to be fair we did get married in Vegas

公平来说我们在赌城结婚

and didn't invite her

也没邀请她啊

And I never did thank you for that dear

我还没有机会为此好好谢你呢亲爱的

Penny says everyone's there Are you ready

佩妮说大家都到了你准备好了吗

I am

好了

Wait Are you all right

等等你还好吗

No I just I got a little light headed

不好我有一点头晕

Oh d do you need a minute

你需要休息下吗

不用了

No if I can walk past that pet shop with the parrot in the window

如果我能从橱窗有鹦鹉的那个宠物店走过

I suppose I can do this

那我也能撑过这个

Happy birthday

生日快乐

Speech Speech

感言感言

Come on Sheldon say something

来嘛谢尔顿说两句

Uh thank you all so much for coming

非常感谢大家的到来

Uh Beverly

贝弗莉

Wil Wheaton

威尔·惠顿

Adam West for some reason

不知道为啥亚当·韦斯特也来了

Batman finally came to your party

蝙蝠侠总算来参加你的生日派对了

Happy birthday Sherman

生日快乐谢尔曼

Thank you

谢谢你

This is all so thoughtful

这一切真是太有心了

Excuse me

抱歉

I still get paid don't I

你们还是会付我钱吧

Okay I'd better go in there and talk to him

我看我还是进去和他好好谈一谈吧

Well don't you think I'm the one who should go in

你不觉得应该由我进去和他谈吗

No offense but I've known the guy a really long time

无意冒犯但我和他可是老交情了

Well I've you know

你知道我曾经

seen him without pants on

见过他光屁股的样子

Again no offense but so have I

再一次无意冒犯但我也见过

Well he's seen me without pants on

他还曾经见过我光屁股的样子

Again no

再一次无意冒犯...

Okay this is ridiculous

你们俩够了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Can I come in

我可以进来吗

How do you know I'm not using the facilities

你怎么知道我不是在上厕所

Because you e mail me your bathroom schedule once a week

因为你每周都会把你的如厕时间表发给我

even though I've clicked unsubscribe

尽管我点击退订这个周报

like a thousand times

快1000次了

所以...

what's going on

你是怎么了

I don't know

我不知道

I I looked around the room

我环顾四周

and I saw all the faces and the presents

看到一张张笑脸和满屋的礼物

and it it was just too much

压力如排山倒海般袭来

I get that

我懂你的意思

Hey you want to just bring a few people in here

你想不想只叫几个人进来

You know Wil Wheaton in the bathtub

威尔·惠顿坐在浴缸里

Batman on the toilet

蝙蝠侠坐在马桶上

It'll be like the weirdest Comic Con ever

把这里打造成最诡异的漫画展

I know that you worked hard to put this together

我知道你们费心安排了这一切

I'm sorry I'm ruining it

抱歉我破坏了一切

Oh pl You're not ruining it

你才没有破坏呢

Look at some point Raj will try to get everyone

拉杰本还准备在某个时刻让大家

to do the Electric Slide

一起跳滑步舞

Now that will ruin it

那才会毁掉一切呢

I don't think I can go back out there

我可能没法再回去客厅了

That's fine

没关系

You know I hate that your sister and her friends

我很恨你妹妹和她的朋友

used to torture you

曾经折磨过你

But what I hate even more is if I was there

但我更厌恶的是如果那时候我在

I would have tortured you too

我可能也会一起折磨你

Based on this pep talk I'd say you're still doing it

从你的这加油打气来看你还在折磨我呢

My point is

我的意思是

there was a time I never would've been friends

要是以前我肯定不会

with someone like you and now

和你这样的人做朋友但现在...

you are one of my favorite people

你成了我最喜欢的人之一

So if what you need is

所以如果你希望

to spend your birthday in a bathroom

在厕所里过你的生日

I'm happy to do it with you

我也很愿意陪着你

Well everyone will think I'm weird

大家肯定会觉得我是怪胎

Sweetie you are weird

亲爱的你的确很怪异

Everyone knows you're weird

每个人都知道你是个异类

but they're all still here

但他们今天齐聚一堂

because they care about you so much

是因为他们发自内心地在乎你

Hello

对不起

Some of us need to check our hair

有人需要进来打理一下发型

because we might have a shot with Leonard's mother

因为可能有机会和莱纳德的妈妈"来一发"哦

Leonard

莱纳德

It's been a while

好久不见

Leslie

莱斯利

I can't remember the last time we talked

我都不记得上次聊天是什么时候的事了

So much has changed

物是人非啊

Has it

是吗

Yeah uh um Penny and I got married

是啊佩妮和我结婚了

Wow congratulations

恭喜你们

You know actually

你知道吗

I thought you'd be living with Sheldon forever

我以为你这辈子都会和谢尔顿住在一起呢

Yeah well

这个嘛...

Don't be a stranger

有空常联络

Okay everybody

好了各位

Sheldon is gonna come back out

谢尔顿马上就要出来了

but I think he's a little embarrassed

但他有点不好意思

so let's all be extra nice okay

所以大家一定要分外友善好吗

What are you looking at me for

你看着我干嘛

I'm a saint

我就是个圣人好吗

But a sinner in the sack

但我也是床上小恶魔哟

Hello everyone

各位

I I

我...

I'd like to apologize for my behavior

我要为自己的行为道歉

I hope it hasn't put a damper on the party

希望我没有给大家派对的兴头泼冷水

So just please enjoy yourselves

所以请大家尽情地玩吧

Oh this is quickly getting out of hand

场面一下子就乱套了啊

If I may

请允许我

I I'd like to propose a toast

发表一下祝词

Um thank you all for coming tonight

感谢各位今天的光临

I know it's customary for the birthday boy

我知道通常都是由生日寿星

to receive presents

收取礼物

but I feel like I got the greatest gift

但我觉得在寿星诞生的那一天

the day he was born

我得到了世界上最好的礼物

Hear hear Cheers

-说得好 -谢谢

Amy that was lovely

艾米你说得太好了

You know this is fun

这还挺好玩的

Let's do more

我们应该继续

Someone else say something wonderful about me

谁快点再来称赞我两句

Sheldon I don't think everyone

谢尔顿我不觉得每个人...

Wolowitz perfect Everyone listen to Wolowitz

沃罗威茨很好大家听听他要说什么

Okay then uh

好吧那个

Sheldon we've known each other a long time

谢尔顿我们已经认识很久了

And it is a pleasure to work with you

跟你一起工作成为朋友

and call you my friend

真是很愉快的一件事

Little generic Keep thinking We'll circle back

有点普通继续想一会再轮到你

Wil Wheaton go

威尔·惠顿你来

Sheldon I know that we've had our ups and downs

谢尔顿我们的关系起起伏伏

but I can honestly say that my life is so much more interesting

但我能诚心地说我的生活因为有你

because you are in it

变得更加精彩纷呈

We may have met because you are a fan of Star Trek

我们的相遇也许缘于你是《星际迷航》粉丝

But I have become a fan of Sheldon Cooper

但我已经成为了你谢尔顿·库珀的粉丝

Live long and prosper buddy

繁荣昌盛朋友

And happy birthday

生日快乐

Cheers

干杯

That's how you do it Wolowitz

跟人家学着点沃罗威茨

Now you see why he's famous and you're not

现在明白为什么人家能出名你不行了吧

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I know the future holds great things for you

我知道你的未来一片光明

and we all can't wait to see what they are

我们对此迫不及待

Happy birthday dear

生日快乐亲爱的

Cheers

干杯

Someone call Animal Control

快给动物管理局打电话

There's a cougar on the loose

一条美丽的母豹[熟女]跑出来了

Barry stop

巴瑞别这样

Seriously Barry stop

说真的巴瑞别这样

And it was Gandhi who said

甘地曾经说过

live as if you were to

珍惜生活

die tomorrow

就象死神即将来临

Learn as if you were to live forever

热爱学习就象生命能够永恒

And it was Sheldon Cooper who said let's speed this up

谢尔顿·库珀说快点说

A lot of people want to talk

还有很多人等着致辞呢

Uh in the past I would've said something obnoxious

过去的我也许会说点惹人嫌的话

like happy birthday dumbass

比如生日快乐啊傻逼

But I'm not gonna do it

但我现在不会了

You and I have both grown a lot

你跟我都长大了

and it's just so nice to see you all again

再见到你们只有开心

所以

happy birthday Sheldon

生日快乐谢尔顿

Oh now you know I hate change Say it

你知道我讨厌改变说吧

Happy birthday dumbass

生日快乐啊傻逼

Happy birthday young man

生日快乐年轻人

And if any of you have enjoyed seeing me here today

如果你们有人很享受今日见到我

I'm also available for Comic Cons

我还承接动漫大会

bachelor parties bar mitzvahs

单身派对和成人礼...

I can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said

大家把我想说的都说了

So here's to you Sheldon

所以敬你谢尔顿

Hear hear Hear hear

说得好

Thank you Bernadette

谢谢你伯纳黛特

That was perfect

说得真好

What You gotta be kidding me

什么你逗我呢吧

Sheldon we've been together so long

谢尔顿我们在一起生活得太久了

it's hard to remember a time you weren't in my life

久到我想不起来那些没有你的时光

And believe me I try

相信我我很努力想过了

You make me laugh

你让我开怀

You make me a better scientist

让我在科学家的路上继续前行

You make me crazy

还让我发疯

You're more than just my roommate

对我来说你不仅仅是室友

you're my brother

而是我的兄弟

Thank you

谢谢你

Happy birthday buddy

生日快乐兄弟

Cheers

干杯

Thank you That that was wonderful

谢谢你说得太好了

Oh wait wait wait

等等等等

Stuart didn't get to speak

斯图尔特还没说呢

Oh oh okay Um

好的那个...

Uh Sheldon

谢尔顿

I've spent most of my life feeling invisible

我大部分的人生都活得像个隐形人

but having you and everyone

而有了你和大家...

Hey everybody listen up

大家注意一下

You nailed it

表现不错

We've got someone who couldn't be here

这里有一位无法到场

but really wanted to wish you a happy birthday

但很想对你说一声生日快乐的人

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Professor Hawking

霍金教授

Happy birthday to you

祝你生日快乐

Thank you so much

非常感谢

I can't believe you're

不敢相信你居然...

Happy birthday to you

祝你生日快乐

Oh you're singing Well I'm sorry

你是在唱歌啊抱歉

Happy birthday dear Sheldon

亲爱的谢尔顿生日快乐

Uh Professor Hawking

霍金教授

if you just give us one second we'll light the candles

请等我们一下马上去点蜡烛

and we can all sing together

就可以一起唱了

I was crushing it but all right

我唱得正爽呢也行吧

Okay while they get the cake

好的趁他们去拿蛋糕的时候

Sheldon I just want to say

谢尔顿我只想说

I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight

别以为今晚你可以平安度过

without a hug

不用跟人拥抱哟

You know I used to hate these hugs

以前我是痛恨拥抱

Now they're just extremely irritating

现在只是超烦拥抱

Ready when you are Professor Hawking

你可以起头了霍金教授

And a one and a two

一二

Happy birthday to you

祝你生日快乐

Happy birthday to you

祝你生日快乐

Happy birthday dear Sheldon

亲爱的谢尔顿生日快乐

Happy birthday to you to you

-祝你生日快乐 -快乐

So who's taking me home

行了谁送我回家

九个年头