生活大爆炸-S03E11_生活大爆炸

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there were so many blinking lights on the house

房子的周围还有一闪一闪的灯光

Oh I always tear up

每次看到格林奇的心脏[出自影片《圣诞怪杰》]

When the Grinch's heart grows three sizes

涨大三倍的时候我都止不住要流泪

Tears seem appropriate

流泪是应该的

Enlargement of the heart muscle

心肌的扩张

Or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy is a serious disease

或是肥大型心肌病都是重病

which could lead to congestive heart failure

会引起充血性心力衰竭

You really didn't like it Sheldon

你不喜欢他是吧谢尔顿

No on the contrary

不正相反

I found the Grinch to be a relatable engaging character

我认为格林奇是个体贴又迷人的角色

And I was really with him right up to the point

而且我十分赞赏

that he succumbed to social convention

他屈从于社会习俗

And returned the presents and saved Christmas

回赠礼物拯救了圣诞节的行为

What a buzz kill that was

多么扫兴啊

When we watch Frosty the Snowman he roots for the sun

我们看《圣诞雪人》的时候他赞成出太阳

Excuse me

请注意

But the sun is essential for all life on Earth

太阳是万物之必需

Frosty is merely

而圣诞雪人只是一个

A bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat

冰雪构成的怪物瞬息即逝还戴着偷来的帽子

A crime by the way for which he is never brought to account

那是犯罪而且居然从没有人为此指责他

I just love decorating the Christmas tree

我超爱装饰圣诞树

It makes me feel like a little girl again

感觉自己又回到了小时候

We didn't have a tree when I was growing up

我小时候家里没有圣诞树

Really Why not

真的吗为什么

Mmm in my family

在我家

Holidays weren't so much celebrated as studied

节日通常是用来研究人类社会中

For their anthropological and psychological implications

它们起到的人类学和心理学意义

On human society

而不是用来庆祝的

Oh sounds festive

真有节日气氛

Did you at least give presents

那你们总会互赠礼物吧

Mmm in a way

某种程度上

We presented papers

我们互赠研究论文

And then broke off into focus groups and critiqued each other

然后分小组讨论再相互评论

Sheldon what about you

谢尔顿你呢

Did you have a Christmas tree

你家有圣诞树吗

Oh yes

当然有

We had a tree we had a manger

有圣诞树有马槽

We had an inflatable Santa Claus

草坪上还有一个充气圣诞老人

with plastic reindeer on the front lawn

身前站着一只塑料驯鹿

And to make things even more jolly

为了增添欢乐气氛

They induced neighborhood wide seizures

引得周围邻居纷纷来偷

So I take it you don't want to help us trim the tree

所以我猜你不想帮我们装饰圣诞树咯

I do not

不想

But if you insist

但如果你坚持

on decorating a spider infested fire hazard in my home

把一个爬满蜘蛛的的易燃物放在我家

I would request that you add this

我要求你把这个加上

What is it

那是什么

You're kidding right

你是在开玩笑吗

It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton

这是牛顿爵士的半身像

Oh sure sure

没错是的

Very Christmasy

很有圣诞气息

Wait excuse me but it's much

不应该是比你挂在那棵树上的

more "Christmasy" than anything you've put on the tree

其他东西都更有圣诞气息

Here we go

又开始了

December 25 1642 Julian calendar

公历1642年12月25日

Sir Isaac Newton is born

艾萨克·牛顿爵士诞生

Jesus on the other hand was actually born in the summer

而另一方面耶稣其实夏天出生的

His birthday was moved

他的生日被改到了

to coincide with a traditional pagan holiday

和异教徒某个传统节日的同一天

that celebrated the winter solstice

那一天本该要点起篝火

with lit fires and slaughtered goats

屠宰山羊庆祝冬至

Which frankly

老实说

sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother

那会比和我妈妈在教堂待上12小时

followed by a fruitcake

然后回来吃水果蛋糕要有趣得多

Merry Newton mas everyone

祝大家"牛诞快乐"

I sense that's not sincere although I have no idea why

虽然说不上原因但我觉得你这祝福并不真诚

No it's fine Look Sir Issac can go

没事的牛顿爵士可以

right next to this little candy cane

跟这个拐杖糖挂在一起

No Isaac goes at the top of the tree

不行牛顿要放在树的顶端

No he doesn't

不不行

I understand

我明白

You dispute Newton's claim that he invented calculus

你是因为牛顿声称是他发明了微积分而抵触他

and you want to put Gottfried Leibniz on the top

你想要把莱布尼茨[德数学家]挂在树顶

Yeah you got me

没错被你发现了

I'm a Leibniz man

我支持莱布尼茨

Well perhaps when your mother gets here

也许等你妈妈来了之后

she'll talk some sense into you

她能启发你清醒一点

What

什么

Your your mother's coming When

你妈妈要来什么时候

Tomorrow

明天

When were you going to tell me

那你打算什么时候告诉我

Um tomorrow

明天吧

Why were you keeping this a secret

你为什么要对我保密

Well I just I thought

我只是只是想

If I can interject here

我能打断一下吗

Obviously Leonard is concerned

很显然莱纳德是担心

that his mother won't approve of you as his mate

怕他妈妈不会赞成你做他的伴侣

Why wouldn't she approve of me

为什么她会不赞成

I'm adorable

我很招人喜欢啊

You are it's just

你确实是只是

If I can interject again

我能再打断一下吗

Leonard comes from a remarkably high achieving family

莱纳德的家人都很优秀成绩斐然

who have all chosen high achieving partners

他们选择的伴侣也都很优秀

He probably feels

他可能是觉得

that it's doubtful that his mother will be overly impressed

他妈妈很难认同

with his dating a woman whose most significant achievement

他跟一个生平最高成就

is memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu

就是背下芝士蛋糕工厂菜单的女人约会

Hey it's a big menu

那可是份很长的菜单

There's two pages just for desserts

光甜点就有两页

I know

我知道

And those specials they change every day

还有每天一换的当日特餐

Okay you know what It's lame when I say it

好吧我自己说起来就够废了

It's just ridiculous when you pile on Okay

-你还添油加醋就更差了 -好吧

Sorry

抱歉

So what did she say when you told her we were going out

你跟她说我们在交往她是怎么说的

嗯...

You didn't tell her we were going out did you

你没告诉她我们在交往是吧

嗯...

Why not

为什么不告诉她

Um Leonard

-嗯... -莱纳德

I'm no expert on meditation

冥想我并不擅长

but if you're trying to calm yourself down

但如果你想要冷静下来

I believe the word is "Om "

我想最好说"唵"[印度教咒语]

It was so nice of you

你远道来机场接我

to come all the way down to the airport to pick me up

真是太贴心了

No trouble at all

这没什么的

I drove Mother

是我开的车妈妈

I'm driving now

现在也是我在开

Yes dear Mommy's proud

没错宝贝你真是妈妈的骄傲

I've been meaning to thank you

我一直很想感谢你

for your notes on my paper

为我的论文加的注解

disproving quantum brain dynamic theory

证明了量子脑动力学理论的荒谬

My pleasure

我很荣幸

For a non physicist

作为非物理学家

you have a remarkable grasp

您对大脑水分子中的电偶极子

of how electric dipoles in the brain's water molecules

难以形成玻色凝聚物的原因

could not possibly form a Bose condensate

理解得非常到位

Wait wait wait

等等

When did you send my mom notes on a paper

你什么时候给我妈论文加的注解

August 16

8月16日

Right after her carpal tunnel surgery

就在她做完腕管综合症手术之后

Oh did I thank you for the flowers You did

-我谢过你送的花了吗 -谢过了

I don't really like flowers

其实我并不喜欢花

Neither do I but it's the social convention

我也不喜欢但那是社会习俗

It is isn't it

是啊没错

Wait wait wait You had surgery

等等你动过手术

Yes and Sheldon sent me flowers

是的谢尔顿还送了花

No I heard that

我听到了

Then what was all that "wait wait wait" about

那你还"等等"什么

I just don't understand

我只是没搞明白

why he knows more about your life than I do

他怎么比我还了解你的生活

Well I would assume it's because Sheldon

我认为是由于我和谢尔顿

and I stay in touch due to mutual interest and respect

因共同的兴趣和对彼此的尊重而时常联系

while you avoid me

而你却因你那

due to unresolved childhood issues

无法释怀的童年阴影总是躲着我

It's what we think

我们认为正是这一点

caused your narcissistic personality disorder

引起了你的自恋型人格障碍

We discussed it at length during our last video chat

我们上次视频聊天时详细地探讨了这个问题

Although how we got onto the subject of you is baffling

虽然不知道为什么会提到你

Yes but we are on the subject

没错既然我们又提到了

so I'm obliged to ask

所以我不得不问一下

Leonard how are you

莱纳德最近过得怎样

Fine Mom How are you

挺好妈妈你呢

Mmm menopausal

我绝经了

Now I'm less fine

现在我不怎么好了

Have you heard your brother has gotten engaged

你弟弟订婚了你听说了吗

没

Sheldon why didn't you tell me

谢尔顿你给我讲讲吧

My bad

是我的错

I did send a gift from both of us

不过我代表我们两人送了礼

She's a remarkable girl

她是个出众的女孩子

The youngest appeals court judge in New Jersey

新泽西州最年轻的上诉法院法官

and a two time Olympic bronze medalist

还两次获得奥运会铜牌

You must be very happy

那你肯定非常高兴

Why I'm not marrying her

为什么又不是我要娶她

So how about you

你最近怎么样

Are you seeing anyone interesting

跟什么有趣的人在交往吗

Well I'm not sure about interesting but

我不确定她是不是有趣不过...

Not the time Sheldon

谢尔顿还不是时候

Very well

好吧

Shall we switch topics

我们更换话题

to Isaac Newton v Gottfried Leibniz

谈谈牛顿或莱布尼茨吧[两人曾先后独立发明微积分]

It's all right Sheldon

没事的谢尔顿

I will just pretend

我会假装

that Leonard's not withholding information

莱纳德没叫你瞒着我

Although I will point out Leonard

虽然我仍要指出莱纳德

that I am a trained psychiatrist

我是名训练有素的精神病学家

and you are exhibiting the same secretive behavioral tics

你现在这偷偷摸摸欲盖弥彰的举动

that accompanied your learning to masturbate

跟你小时候学着手淫那会没什么两样

Isn't she brilliant Leonard

莱纳德她太了不起了

How I envy you

我真羡慕你

So Howard

霍华德

have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage

你跟拉杰终于鼓起了勇气

to express your latent homosexual feelings toward one another

向彼此表白了你们潜在的同性恋情结吗

What No

什么没有

Why not

为什么没有

Because we don't have latent homosexual feelings

因为我们彼此之间并没有

toward one another

潜在的同性恋情结

I see

我明白了

No really

不我说真的

I have a girlfriend now

我现在有女朋友了

And where is she this evening

那她今晚在哪呢

She had to go out of town

她有事出了城

Her grandmother died

她祖母去世了

I see

我明白了

Her grandmother died

她祖母去世了

Honest to God

我说真的

Leonard tell her I have a girlfriend

莱纳德告诉她我有女朋友了

I don't know what you're talking about

我不懂你在说什么

What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about

你什么意思不懂我在说什么

Tell her I have a girlfriend

告诉她我有女朋友了

All right

好吧

He "has" a "girlfriend "

他"有女朋友了"

Her name is Bernadette She's working as a waitress

她叫伯纳黛特也在当女侍应

but she's going to school to be a microbiologist

不过还同时上学想成为微生物学家

Howard keep in mind that the more passionately

霍华德记住你越是执着于

you stick to this construct

坚持这样的想法

the more you're hurting your partner

对你同伴的伤害也就越大

Do you really think your lips in my ear is helping

你真以为对着我耳朵这么讲话有用吗

Hi Sorry I'm late

抱歉我来晚了

Oh glad you're here Uh sit down

很高兴你来了坐

I'll get you a plate

我去给你拿个碟子

Mom you remember Penny

妈记得佩妮吧

Oh yes the waitress slash actress

当然那个有着无法释怀的恋父情结的

with the unresolved father issues

女招待兼女演员

Has he finally come to terms

他最终正视到

with his little slugger growing breasts

他家的小小击球手胸部渐隆了吗

Well he sent me a football and a catcher's mitt for Christmas

他送了我个足球和棒球手套做圣诞礼物

So I'm going to say no

所以我想还是没有吧

If it helps we're all good with your breasts

如果这算安慰我们都很垂涎你的丰胸

Classic overcompensation

典型的过度代偿行为

Oh speaking of fathers Leonard

说到父亲莱纳德

That reminds me I'm divorcing your father

我想起来了我和你爸离婚了

What

什么

Yes He was cheating on me

他背着我出轨

No Yes with some waitress

-不是吧 -就是和一个什么

From the university cafeteria

大学餐厅里的女招待

Can you believe it

难以置信吧

A waitress

居然和一个女招待

Oh no offense dear

无意冒犯亲爱的

No it sounded like a compliment

没事不知怎的听起来更像称赞

When did this happen

什么时候的事情

Mmm well let's see

让我想想

Sheldon when did I leave Leonard's father

谢尔顿我什么时候和他离婚的

September 22

9月22日

Oh yes that's right

对了想起来了

The weekend after Leonard's dog died

就在莱纳德的狗狗死后一周

Mitzy's dead

米琪死了吗

She was old and blind Leonard

她已经又老又瞎了莱纳德

What choice did we have

我们也无能为力

I don't believe this

我真不敢相信

Why am I the last to know

为什么我是最后一个知道的

Excuse me Leonard I am the one who's getting a divorce

不好意思莱纳德离婚的是我

Mitzy is the one who is dead

死的是米琪

Why are you the one making a fuss

你这么大惊小怪干嘛

You're right

好吧

I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry

我真是抱歉

I'm way out of line

过分的是我行了吧

So Penny what's new in your life

佩妮你有什么新鲜事儿吗

Nothing

没

Not a damn thing

鬼都没有

Thank you for driving me back to my hotel

谢谢你开车送我回酒店

Oh it's not a problem

没事儿

I was going to ask Leonard to do it

我本想让莱纳德送我

But he seemed a bit emotionally unstable

但他似乎有点情绪波动

And you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery

这样的人可不能操纵重型机械

No you do not

没错我同意

Your "check engine" light is on

你车上的"检查引擎"提示灯亮了

Yeah I gotta put a sticker over that

是啊我真该贴张贴纸上去

So uh you must be devastated about your divorce

离婚一定让你感到伤心欲绝吧

Oh not at all

一点也不

But I am a bit distressed to be in a vehicle

倒是坐在一辆不进行例行维护的汽车里

That's not subjected to regular maintenance

让我感到有些焦虑

Come on I mean you're not upset

等等你的婚姻终结了

that your marriage is over

你却一点不难过吗

Well initially I felt something akin to grief

一开始我感到类似悲伤

And perhaps anger

或近似生气的情绪

But that's the natural reaction of the limbic system

但是在那不要脸的狗杂种背叛我之后

To being betrayed by a loathsome son of a bitch

大脑边缘系统的自然反应

Sure sure

很有理

Thankfully my shock was somewhat mitigated by the fact

但好在我已经8年没和他发生性关系了

That I haven't had intercourse with him in eight years

这也多少减轻了打击程度

Eight years

居然有八年

Oh that's nothing

这没什么

I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982

自1982年来性高潮问题都是我自行解决

Yikes

欧耶

What's so funny

笑什么

That's exactly what I say during orgasms "Yikes "

我性高潮时都用这个词儿 "欧耶"

You know what I could use a drink

我现在真想喝一杯

Do you want to stop for a drink

顺道去喝一杯吗

Oh I don't drink I do I'll teach you

-我不喝酒 -有我教你呢

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

What is it

干嘛

I made tea

我泡了茶

I don't want tea

我不想喝茶

I didn't make tea for you

又不是泡给你喝的

This is my tea

这是我的茶

Then why are you telling me

那你告诉我干嘛

It's a conversation starter

这算是开场白

That's a lousy conversation starter

这开场白烂透了

Oh is it We're conversing

是吗我们不是开始聊天了吗

Checkmate

将军你输了

What do you want Sheldon

你到底想要干嘛谢尔顿

What I want is to be departing the starship Enterprise

我想要从企业号星舰飞船上

In a one man shuttle craft headed to the planetoid I rule

乘坐单人穿梭机前往由我统治的星球

Known as Sheldon Alpha Five

著名的谢尔顿阿尔法5号星球

I want that too

这我也想

Why are you here

我问你来这里干嘛

To comfort you of course

当然是来安慰你

No that's not going to work at all

哦不这个位置一点也不好

I'll comfort you from over here

我还是到那边去安慰你吧

Leonard what you're experiencing

莱纳德你现在的心理状态

Is a classic Jungian crisis

是典型的荣格主义危机[著名瑞士心理学家]

In which the aging individual mourns the loss

个体随着年龄的增长会哀悼

Of the never to be realized ideal family unit

不可能实现的理想家庭成员的缺失

Thank you that's very comforting

多谢真是倍感安慰

That's not the comforting part

我还没说到安慰部分呢

It's not

还没说到啊

No no

当然

The comforting part is that the Germans

安慰部分是对于你现在的感受

Have a term for what you're feeling

德国人提出了一个专业术语

Weltschmerz

悲观主义

It means

意思是

the depression that arises from comparing the world as it is

由假设与理想世界和现实世界之间

To a hypothetical idealized world

比较产生的落差从而导致的抑郁情绪

You're right I do feel better

果不其然我还真好受点了

Well the Germans have always been a comforting people

德国人在安慰方面还真有一套

Just remember Leonard where your biological family

莱纳德只要记住即使你的亲生家人

Has failed you you always have me your surrogate family

有负于你至少你还有我你的替代家人

You're my surrogate family

你是我的替代家人

If it's any consolation I'm not happy about it either

如果这算是安慰我也没什么好高兴的

Good night

晚安

Okay now this time try drinking it all at once

好了这次来试试一口闷

Yikes

欧耶

I've been responsible for my own buzz since 2003

自2003年起我就自行解决酒后兴奋的问题

Another round for me and my homegirl

给我和我闺蜜再满上

I feel a spreading warmth through my extremities

我感到一阵暖意扩散到四肢

As long as you don't feel it

只要别暖到让你

Running down your pants you're fine

想脱裤子就准没事

Oh that is fascinating

这一下太猛了

I'm noticing an immediate lowering of my inhibitions

我感觉自己一下就没了矜持

For example

比如说

I'm seriously considering asking that busboy

我很认真地考虑起去叫那打杂的

To ravish me in the alleyway while I eat cheesecake

让我边吃着芝士蛋糕边在后巷强奸我

What do you think

你怎么想

Well we are known for our cheesecake

我们的芝士蛋糕很出名

Hit us again Yes

-给我们再来一杯 -对

If a little is good more must be better

如果喝一点感觉就这么爽再喝一定更爽

Hey Bev guess what What

-贝芙你猜怎么着 -什么

I'm sleeping with your son

我跟你儿子上床了

Really Which one

真的哪个儿子

The one from whom I live across the hall from

就是住在我家对面的那个

Well that's convenient

那倒是很方便

How did his penis turn out

他的小弟弟咋样

Oh Beverly I can't talk to my boyfriend's mother

贝芙丽我可不想跟我男友的母亲

About his penis Oh fair enough

-讨论他的小弟弟 -有道理

What can you tell me if anything

那你对那打杂的

About that busboy's penis

他的小弟弟有何见解

Actually I've only had the cheesecake

其实我只吃过芝士蛋糕

One more time

再来一杯

You know Leonard did not want to tell you we were dating

莱纳德不想告诉你我俩在交往

Really

真的

Well that means he's either

这要不就意味着

Embarrassed about the relationship

他对你们的关系感到尴尬

Or he doesn't care enough about his mother

要不就是他不怎么在乎他老妈

To tell her he's in one

不想告诉她他在跟人交往

Either way one of us should be insulted

不管是哪个原因我俩总有个人受辱

Well let's go find out who

咱去证实下到底是谁受辱

You go get a taxi

你先去拦辆出租

I'm gonna slip my business card

我得去往那打杂的屁股兜里

Into that busboy's back pocket

塞张我的名片

Cupping his firm right buttock as I do so

扯起他的制服塞他右半边屁股兜里

Leonard

莱纳德

Sonny boy

小宝贝

Get out here

快出来

Your mommy wants to talk to you

你妈咪想跟你谈谈

What the hell is going on

到底怎么回事

You're in trouble

你麻烦大了

Why didn't you tell me you were tapping my homegirl

你干嘛不告诉我你在追我的闺蜜

Did I say that right

我这样说对吗

Yeah not bad not bad

对不错很不错

Are you guys drunk

你们俩喝醉了吗

Well I hope so

我倒想的

Otherwise why would we have stopped at Del Taco

不然我们干嘛停在Del Taco[著名快餐店]

Now how could you not tell me

你怎么能不告诉我

You were in a relationship

你在跟这么个可爱迷人的姑娘

With this lovely charming young woman

谈恋爱呢

Oh thank you You're welcome

-多谢夸奖 -不客气

Is it because she's uneducated

是因为她没啥文化

Trapped in a menial service position

又做的是低贱的服务生吗

What the hell happened to "lovely and charming"

你不是才说我可爱又迷人吗

How come you didn't tell me

你怎么能不告诉我

That you and Father were getting a divorce

你和爸离婚了

How come you didn't tell me you had surgery

怎么能不告诉我你动过手术

How come you didn't tell me my dog died

怎么能不告诉我我的狗狗死了

Wait wait wait wait wait

等等等等

What I hear you saying

我知道你的意思了

Is that you want a more intimate mother son relationship

你是想要更亲密的母子关系

I do

是的

There It's late

好了很晚了

Now go to bed

现在上床睡觉去

I'm getting a warm feeling spreading through my heart

我感到一阵暖意扩散到心头

That's the Del Taco

那是因为Del Taco[快餐店名]

Why is Leonard softly banging his head

为什么莱纳德在用他的头

Against his bedroom door

轻撞他卧室的门

Speaking of warm feelings come here

说起暖意过来

Now I'd rather have the busboy

还不如去吻那打杂的呢

Thank you for taking me to the airport

谢谢你送我去机场

You're very welcome

不客气

Once again I'm driving

我再次重申是我在开车

I'm right here

而且我就在这儿呢

Please I am very hungover

拜托我宿醉未醒够难受了

And in no mood to satisfy your need for approval

没心情照顾到你想被肯定的心情

Sheldon I do hope you'll forgive me

谢尔顿我真心希望你能谅解

For my inappropriate behavior last night

谅解我昨晚的不当之举

I don't blame you

我并不怪你

You were intoxicated

你只是喝醉了

Thank you

谢谢

I blame Penny

我怪的是佩妮

I blame Penny too

我也怪佩妮

Bad Penny

佩妮真坏

Wait a minute what are you talking about

等等你们在说什么

What inappropriate behavior

什么不当之举

I think it's best that you not know

我想你最好不要知道

Agreed Agreed

-我同意 -同意

What the hell agreed

不管了我也同意

And I want you to take very good care of this young woman

你要好好对待这姑娘

Oh thank you Beverly

谢谢你贝芙丽

You're welcome

不客气

She doesn't have much in the way of career prospects

她的职业前景没多大出路

Don't make her responsible for her own orgasms as well

也别让她自个儿解决性高潮问题

Mother remember when I was complaining

妈记得我跟你抱怨过

That you don't communicate with me enough

你跟我之间交流不够吗

Yes dear I'm over it

-记得亲爱的 -我言过其实了