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Okay I'm zeroing out the electro osmotic flow rate

我正在把微流控通道里的电渗流流速

in the micro fluidic channel

给归零了

Nicely done Howard

干得漂亮霍华德

Well my wife is four foot ten and sexually satisfied

我老婆身高147公分性生活和谐

so clearly I know my way around tiny things

很明显能看出我对于小东西很有一套

Good for you on the cutting edge of new technology

给你点赞在尖端新科技之前

and still making inappropriate comments

还能继续开这种

about the mother of your child

不尊重你孩子母亲的玩笑

Those are just the things I say out loud

你听到的还只是我说出口的"干净版"呢

Gentlemen we need to stop immediately

先生们我们得立即停工

What's wrong

出什么事了

I'm looking at the math

我看着这算式

and I think we can make the device

我觉得我们能够做出

between eight and ten percent smaller

比现有版本小8到10%的仪器

That's great but the Air Force approved the specs

很好啊可是空军已经同意之前的规格了

We're good to go

我们可以继续做下去了

Yeah It doesn't need to be smaller

对啊没必要把它再做更小

Shame on you

你们要不要脸了

Where would we be if poodle breeders had that attitude

要是贵宾犬繁殖者都是你们这态度会怎么样

I'll tell you

我来告诉你们

We would have the standard and the miniature poodle

我们现在只会有标准型跟迷你型贵宾犬

but no toy or teacup

不会有玩具型跟茶杯型

Which by the way

顺带一说

is not an officially recognized breed

茶杯型并不是官方承认的品种

but that's just poodle politics

不过这都是贵宾犬界的事了

Can we please stop talking about poodles

我们能不能不聊贵宾犬了

Fine Candy bars

行啊巧克力棒

Now do you enjoy a fun size I know you do

你喜欢迷你版的吗我知道你喜欢

Sheldon we don't need to make this smaller

谢尔顿我们不需要把它做得更小了

Your work is done Go home

你的职责已经完成了回家吧

I don't want to go home

我不想回家

Fine go for a little walk

行那你去散个步吧

Then what

然后呢

Just keep walking

你就一直走别停就对了

I love you too We're good

我也爱你啦没事的

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

By aBU 20170217

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第十五集

At least it's quiet when he takes bathroom breaks

至少他去洗手间时这里很清静

I know

我知道啊

That's why I keep refilling his water when he's not looking

所以我才总在他不注意时往他水杯里添水

You're kidding

你是在开玩笑吧

I don't care if we're in a drought it's worth it

就算加水加到干旱也是值得的

You know I I do have a way to get him out of our hair

其实我还真有个方法可以摆脱他

I've been holding onto this for a few years

我已经把这招留着几年了

but maybe now's the time

或许现在是时候了

W We can just lock the door you don't have to kill him

我们锁上门也行啊不用为此宰了他吧

You can't kill him

我们才杀不了他

he'll just respawn at the last save point

他会在最后一次存档的点重生

Oh that was my sixth trip to the bathroom

这是我第六次去上厕所了

As long as that's not a urinary tract infection

反正不是因为尿路感染就好

that's a personal best

这可是我个人新纪录呢

Hey uh buddy I got you a little present

兄弟我有个礼物给你

Really Yeah

-是吗 -对啊

Go ahead open it

来吧打开它

"Congratulations

"恭喜您

The bearer of this certificate is entitled

这张证书的持有者将有机会

to the ultimate train experience

享受终极火车体验

at The Nevada Northern Railway

地点在内华达北部铁路

You are at the throttle

您将能进驾驶舱

You are the engineer

您将会是驾驶员

You are running the locomotive "

由您来驾驶火车头"

This doesn't happen very often

这事很少发生

but here comes a hug

但大抱抱要来啦

Oh dear I have to tinkle again

妈呀我又得去尿了

Okay Where were we

好啦我们刚才进行到哪了

For Howie's occupation

填华仔的职业时

should I include that he was an astronaut

我该把宇航员也写进去吗

Well he mentioned it in his mother's eulogy so why not

他甚至在他妈的悼词里都提了就写吧

I can't believe you have to fill out

我真不敢相信你得为一个婴儿

a preschool application for an infant

开始填幼儿园的申请表

Uh the one at Caltech has a crazy wait list

加州理工那间候补名单超级长

I warned you a lot of people apply when they're still pregnant

我提醒过你很多人怀孕时就开始申请了

Well I didn't

是是是我没申请

I also skipped a birthing class to see Zootopia so back off

我还逃了分娩课去看《疯狂动物城》所以闭嘴吧

Whoa Just trying to help

我只是想帮忙而已

Sorry Howie's back at work

对不起啦华仔回去工作了

and there's just so much going on

而手边的事情又太多了

Is there anything we can do

有什么事我们能帮你的吗

Sure Open up a college fund

有啊开个大学学费账户

shop for life insurance and in the laundry room

去挑人寿保险然后洗衣房里

there's a mountain of dirty laundry

还有堆积如山的脏衣服

Wash it or burn in your choice

洗了还是烧了随你选

Ugh be right back

马上回来

No no I will take care of it

不用不用我来处理

Oh thank you

谢谢

While I'm gone you can think about

我不在的时候你刚好有时间反省一下

how mean you were to me

你对我的态度有多恶劣

All right you know what you need

好啦你知道你需要什么吗

A night away from all of this

一个抛开这一切的夜晚

You know where you can just kind of relax and

你可以放松心情

I'm just gonna turn this off

我就先... 把这个关掉了

Much better

好多了

Seriously let's plan a night

说认真的来安排一个晚上

you know give you a break

给自己放个假

We could go dancing

我们可以一起去蹦迪啊

That sounds really nice

听起来很有意思

All this week the Early Music Society of Pasadena

这个礼拜帕萨迪纳市中世纪音乐社团要跟

is doing a joint concert with the San Gabriel Renaissance Choir

圣盖博市文艺复兴合唱团联合举办音乐会

Okay that's the one to beat

行没更好的就这个了

Good luck

找到更好的谈何容易

People have been saying that for 600 years

世人们想超越他们都试了足足六百年了

Hey you're home early

你今天回家好早

You'll never believe it

说出来你绝对不信

Leonard gave me the most incredible gift

莱纳德给了我一份超棒的礼物

a trip to a historic railway

历史古迹铁路游

and I get to operate an actual locomotive

而且我还能亲自驾驶火车头

Wow He finally used it

他终于使出压箱底的招了

What'd you do

你做啥了

No idea

我也不知道

All I know is I'm gonna be working on the railroad

我只知道我马上要在铁路工作

all the livelong day

整天整日哟

Well I'm really happy for you

我真的很为你高兴

Oh no It's not just me No

别别光为我高兴呀

The railway is four hours from the nearest airport

铁路离最近的机场有四小时的车程呢

and guess who gets to drive me

猜猜谁有这荣幸载我去

I give up

我弃权

You

你啊

No I really give up

不我真的弃权

Oh oh And guess where we get to sleep

对了猜猜我们可以住哪里

Our choice of a turn of the century railway bunkhouse

我们的选择有 19世纪末20世纪初建的铁路宿舍

or a working caboose

或载货火车的工作守车

一般挂在货物列车尾部十分简陋的铁皮车厢

Now the problem with a caboose is there's no bathroom

守车的问题是里面没有洗手间

but the problem with the bunkhouse is it's not a caboose

简易宿舍的问题是它不是守车

On the first day

第一天

I get to drive a steam engine

我可以开蒸汽机火车

Oh and the second day a diesel engine

第二天是柴油机火车

Oh and

还有还有

if I volunteer to do track maintenance and paperwork

如果我自愿做轨道养护和文书工作

they'll let me stay as long as I want

那我想在那待多久都行

So you might want to pack enough clothes for the rest of our lives

所以你最好带的衣服够我们余生穿

Can I pee now

我现在可以尿尿了吗

Oh get this

听这个

I get to take a test based on a 125 page manual

我还能参加考试试题出自一本125页的手册

I get to learn things like hand signals

我可以学很多东西比如手势信号

There's forward uh reverse

前进倒车

set the brakes

刹车

Are you done yet

你完事了没

You're missing some great stuff out here

你错过了一些很赞的东西

Oh this is good

这个太赞了

There are dozens of railroad crossings

那里有许多铁路公路交叉口

you have to blow the whistle for

你必须得吹哨子指挥

But that is the figurative you not the literal you

我说的"你"是泛指不是真的指你本人

I'll be blowing the whistle

我才是吹哨子那个

Amy get up It's time to go to work

艾米起床该上班了

This train thing worked out better than I thought

火车的吸引力比我想象中还要大

He's home studying the engineer's manual

他现在在家学习火车驾驶员手册呢

It's so peaceful without him here

他不在真的好安静啊

Can I ask you how much that cost

我能问问花了你多少钱吗

$4 000 worth every penny

四千大洋每一分都花得值

Gentlemen

先生们

Colonel Williams Sir

-威廉姆斯上校 -先生

Just wanted to see how the guidance system's coming along

过来看看导向系统进展如何

Great We found a cooling solution

很好我们研究出一个冷却方案

that allowed us to get the size of the prototype

可以让原型机的大小

down to the target specs

缩小至目标规格

As a cooling solution it's pretty cool

这个冷却方案是不是很酷[冷]呢

Don't do that

别开冷笑话

What's this

这是什么

Oh nothing Just some math we don't need

没什么一些我们用不着的数学

This is a different approach

这是另一种方案

Are you trying to get the guidance system even smaller

你们是想把这个导向系统做得更小吗

It's just a theory

这只是纸上谈兵

Uh it's not even worked out

还没有实践成功呢

I want this

我要这个方案

But we've already met the agreed upon specs

但我们已经做到之前约定的规格了

Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations

将规格变小需要花好几周重新计算

So get the kid with the two shirts to do it

那就让那个长袖套短袖的小孩做啊

Sir uh I if I may uh we've put a lot

现在请容许我说一句我们已经花费

of thought and effort into this current prototype

大量的心思和功夫在现在这台原型机上

It's a really elegant solution

这真的是一个完美的方案了

and most importantly it works

最重要的是它可以实现

Yeah I want this

我知道我就要这个方案

But that's just a theory

但那个方案只是纸上谈兵

It's not even a complete thought

甚至称不上是一个完整的构思

You both make excellent points

你们俩说得都非常有道理

And thank you for presenting it so articulately

感谢你们如此清晰地表达出来

Make this

把这个方案做出来

The kid with the two shirts screwed us again

那个长袖套短袖的小屁孩再一次祸害了我们

All right You guys ready to get crazy

好了你们俩准备好疯狂玩乐了吗

Well the bra under here ain't beige

今天穿的可不是肉色内衣哦

Okay

好了

You ladies have fun tonight

你们女士今晚好好玩

Don't worry about Halley Uncle Stuart's on the job

别担心哈雷有斯尔图特叔叔呢

Under the careful supervision of her godfather

她的教父会密切监控他的工作

My apologies I didn't mean to offend you Don Corleone

抱歉我无意冒犯你唐·柯里昂

《教父》系列电影中黑手党老大

Like I said you ladies have fun

我都说啦你们好好玩

We will Got my dancing shoes got my breast pump

会的舞鞋穿上母乳吸完

Let's party

狂欢开始

You know if you pump at the bar

如果你在酒吧里吸奶

I promise we'll get free drinks

我保证我们一定有免费酒水喝

Call if there's any problems

有问题就打给我

No She's busy You call Howard

不许她很忙打给霍华德

Got it

知道了

Call me Don't call Howard

打给我别打给霍华德

I would never call Howard

我决不会打给霍华德

Okay instead of arguing all night

好了与其整晚斗嘴

let's just split up the baby chores

不如分分工如何照顾宝宝

Yeah great Um I'll put food in her top half

好的上半身的嘴交给我来喂

you deal with whatever comes out the bottom

下半身拉的屎尿交给你来清

I can't believe we have to ask Sheldon

真不敢相信我们得请谢尔顿

to come back and help us

回去帮忙我们

Oh boo hoo

你有我惨吗

I spent four grand on a gift

我花了四千大洋买的礼物

that only got rid of him for an afternoon

结果只能摆脱他一个下午

What is that

那是什么声音

I don't know but if he yells

我不知道但如果他大喊

"It's alive " we run

"它是活的" 我们就赶紧跑

If you knocked I couldn't hear you

你们要是敲门了我也听不见

I'm welding this locomotive engine

我在焊接火车头呢

And if you didn't knock how about some manners

你们要是没敲门拜托有点基本礼仪好吗

How'd you even get that up the stairs

你是怎么把这玩意弄上楼的

I said to myself "I think I can I think I can "

我不断鼓励自己 "你行的你行的"

And then I couldn't so

结果我不行于是...

I paid two men who promised not to come rob us later

我花钱请了两个答应不会来抢我们的人搬的

Okay look Sheldon the Colonel wants us

听着谢尔顿上校想让我们

to make the guidance system smaller

把导向系统做得更小一点

and we can't do it without you

没有你我们做不到

Interesting

有意思

Well so I was right

这么说我是正确的

Open a window It's about to get smug in here

快开窗有人马上要释放婊气了

Well I would love to help you

本来我会很愿意帮助你们

but since I discovered the satisfaction

但自从我体会到了

of working with my hands on a train engine

动手调适火车头引擎的的满足感

I don't think I can go back to theory

我觉得我无法再回去搞理论了

I'm an engineer now

现在我是一名工程师了

And hey just to be clear

先把话说清楚

a train engineer

是火车驾驶员[工程师]

Not that goofy kind you are

不是你那种蠢蛋工程师

Sheldon you can still go on the trip in a few weeks

谢尔顿你几周后再去旅行也不迟啊

Just help us out

帮帮我们吧

Sorry I need to work on this engine

抱歉我得继续研究这个火车头

so when I get to the train yard I won't look foolish

这样我到铁路站场时才不会看起来像白痴

He's worried about looking foolish

他居然担心自己看起来像白痴

That's a Heapin' helpin' of irony right there

这是何等讽刺啊

Come on you know you're not leaving physics

拜托你明知道自己不会放弃物理

Why are you doing this

你这一出到底是为哪般啊

Leonard in the world of theoretical physics

莱纳德在理论物理的世界里

you never finish so much is unprovable

永远得不到结论无法证明的东西太多了

But when I was studying that railway guide

但在我学习那本铁路指南的时候

it was so tangible and so satisfying

是那么真实可触是那么令人满足

that something just clicked

和我"咔"一声一拍即合

Then it clacked

然后又"嗒"一声

Then it clicked then it clacked

然后"咔嗒咔嗒"

click clack clickety clack and here we are

"咔嗒咔嗒" 火车来啦

Did you hear anything back from the Caltech preschool

加州理工的幼儿园给你回复了吗

Not yet but we're gonna apply to a bunch of others

还没不过我们会申请很多其他幼儿园

just to keep our options open

不会在一棵树上吊死

Okay stop that No more preschool talk

够了别再聊幼儿园的事了

Tonight is about having fun

今晚的重点是玩得开心

Nothing says fun like being scolded

没什么比被你训更开心了

It's Raj

是拉杰

Everything okay

一切都还好吗

Don't worry Everything's fine

别担心一切都好

Hang up We don't need help

把电话挂了我们不需要帮助

I don't need your help deciding when we need help

我不需要你帮我决定我们需不需要帮助

Raj what's going on

拉杰怎么了

Yes so

是这样的

I was just warming up some milk for Halley

我刚刚在帮哈雷热奶

and I I thought it smelled a little funky

我觉得奶闻起来有点怪味

so I checked the date that you wrote on the bottle

所以我看了你写在奶瓶上的日期

and it says "Flerbsday "

结果上面写的是"星期囧"

It says "Tuesday "

写的是"星期二"

How is that a "T"

这怎么可能是"二"

I'm sure it's fine but if you're worried

我很肯定奶没变质但如果你担心

there's extra milk in the freezer

冰箱里还有新的

Okay yes

好的好的

I will err on the side of caution

为了万无一失

and defrost a fresh batch

我就解冻新的吧

You're wasting perfectly good milk

你白白浪费了一瓶没变质的奶

Fine you drink it It's just milk

-好那你喝了它 -奶而已我怕什么

Stuart don't you drink my milk

斯图尔特不准你喝老娘的奶

Okay give

给我

Can you guys handle this or not

你俩到底能不能搞定

Oh of course we can

我们当然能搞定

Uh you girls have a good time

你们几个姑娘玩得开心点

She said I was in charge

她说这里我说了算

So we just throw this away

所以我们就这么把这瓶奶倒了吗

What else are you gonna do with it

不然还能怎么办

Put it in your coffee

加在咖啡里吗

Well I don't take it black

我喝咖啡的确加奶啊

Okay This is everything he had on the board

好的他写在板子上的全部内容都在这了

I'm sure we can figure the rest out

我很肯定我们能补全这个理论

All right

好

Feel free to jump in

你尽管开口打断我

"Hmm" is all I got

我除了哼一声也没啥想法了

Oh we can get this

我们能做到

Is there any chance it's upside down

会不会是我把上下弄颠倒了

Maybe we can find another theoretical physicist to help us

或许我们可以找其他理论物理学家来帮忙

It's classified

这是机密研究项目

If we tell anyone we'd get in trouble

如果我们告诉其他人会惹上麻烦的

Hey I came up with that and "Hmm "

至少我想出了这个主意还哼了一声

You haven't pitched anything

你屁都没贡献

Just keep thinking

接着琢磨吧

I got it

我想到了

You really figured it out

你真的琢磨出来了吗

没有

but when we show this nonsense to Sheldon

但只要我们让谢尔顿看到这堆鬼扯

it will make him crazy and he'll have to fix it

他会被逼疯然后会忍不住纠正我们

Oh you're a genius

你真是天才

Yeah I know

是啊我知道

That's not even a math symbol

这个根本连数学符号都不是

That's just Charlie Brown's hair

是卡通角色查理·布朗的头发

Sorry guys

抱歉姑娘们

This club was so great

这间夜店本来很火的

How could they turn it into a bookstore

怎么就改建成书店了呢

I thought we got rid of all those

我还以为人类已经彻底摆脱书店了

Renaissance Choir's looking pretty good right now huh

现在觉得文艺复兴合唱团听起来挺有趣了吧

Hello

怎么了

Nothing to worry about

没什么可担心的

She's just been crying for a little while

只是她哭了好一阵了

and I was wondering if you had any tricks to get her to sleep

我想知道你有没有什么哄她睡觉的小技巧

She was sleeping just fine till you took a selfie with her

她本来睡得好好的你非要和她一起自拍

She was blowing a spit bubble

她吹了个口水泡泡

It was adorable

那么可爱你让我怎么忍

You guys got this Do you need me to come home

你们能搞定吗要不要我回家去

Wait

等一下

She's settling down

她哭得没那么厉害了

Oh okay false alarm

没事了只是误报

Little parenting tip

分享一点育儿经验

sleeping babies hate flash photography

睡着的宝宝讨厌被人开闪光灯拍照

Is everything okay

没什么事吧

Yeah

没事

I may have just left my infant daughter

我可能把我襁褓中的女儿

with Patrick and SpongeBob

留给了海绵宝宝和派大星这对活宝

Hey there's another dance club nearby

附近还有另一间夜店

I mean I don't know how you feel about Latin music

不知道你们是否喜欢拉丁音乐

but according to their horas of operacion they're open

但根据他们的营业时间现在还没关门

Maybe we should just call it a night

要不今晚到此为止吧

You sure They're open till dos

确定吗他们两点才关门哦

Yeah we're all dressed up

是啊我们都精心打扮了

Why go home

回家可惜了

I'm just not really in the mood anymore

我只是没心情了

What's going on with you

你怎么了

I don't know This is all starting to feel

不知道只是觉得

like a sad attempt to recapture our youth

想抓住青春的尾巴挺伤感的

I'm not sad

我不伤感

I just wanted to get drunk and not wear sweatpants

我只想喝醉不用穿宽松的运动裤

I'm not sad

我也不伤感

I mean hello

瞧瞧

Okay maybe I'm the one who's sad

也许是我伤感

What are you sad about

你伤感什么呢

Maybe the fact that you went and had a baby

也许是因为你生了孩子

You're upset I had a baby

我生了孩子你不高兴吗

No of course not I just

当然不是我只是...

I didn't think it would make me have all these feelings

我没想到会让我有这么多的感触

What feelings

什么感触

Pressure

压力

I mean she's looking at preschools

她在找幼儿园

she has a minivan she has a 401k

她有厢式车她有401K[退休账户]

Before she talked about it I just thought that was a race

她没解释前我以为这是一个种族

You think that stuff is fun

你觉得这些东西很有趣吗

Being a parent is terrifying

为人父母令人害怕

I'm constantly worried I'm always tired

我时时担心刻刻疲倦

and in a few minutes I'm gonna milk myself

过一会儿我得在书店的停车场

in a bookstore parking lot

把奶泵出来

I get that okay

我明白

It's just Leonard and I have been married for two years

只是我和莱纳德结婚两年了

and we're no further along than when we were dating

我们和约会时相比没有任何进展

Come on

别这样

You've got so much to feel good about

你有很多值得开心的事

You've got a great job now

你现在有份好工作

Yeah I guess I am making decent money

我想我的薪水是还不错

You make more than I do

你赚的钱比我多

You may not have a house yet but your apartment's great

虽说你们还没买房子但你们的公寓非常棒

It's bigger than mine

比我的公寓大

And Leonard loves you so much he married you twice

莱纳德深爱着你娶了你两次

I'm not even engaged once

我连一次订婚经历都没有

I don't even know if Sheldon thinks about marriage

我甚至不知道谢尔顿是否考虑过婚姻

I'm not getting any younger

我年纪越来越大了

Honestly I kind of thought by now

说实话我现在在想

we might have had some sort of

也许我们...

Careful The sound of crying can make me lactate

小心哭泣声会让我分泌乳汁

I'm sorry I can't help it

对不起我忍不住

Oh that's gonna make me cry

这下我也想哭了

And there they go

果然出来了

Well Sheldon turns out we didn't need you after all

谢尔顿原来我们根本不需要你

That's right We figured it out all by ourselves

没错我们自己解决了

Wasn't even that hard

也没那么难

Well good for you guys

两位真厉害

Look I have a grease smudge on my hand and I'm okay with it

看我手上有油污但我都不在乎

Aren't you gonna look at the board to see how right we are

你不看看白板吗看我们多正确

No thanks I'm busy trying to fix this fuel pump

不用多谢我忙着修这个燃油泵

It's a manifold

那是歧管

Well I guess it's fixed

那看来修好了

Just look at the board

快看下白板

That's wrong

错了

Oh no

不是吧

What should we have done differently

那要怎么改正呢

Well first of all you can't use relativistic

首先在同一方程中

and non relativistic vectors in the same equation

不能使用相对和非相对向量

Told ya

跟你说过了

Can you fix it for us

你能纠正我们吗

Okay but this is the last time

好但是下不为例

Nice try blockheads

小瞧哥了蠢货

Come on Sheldon You can't turn your back on physics

拜托谢尔顿你不能就这样放弃物理

Besides you have no idea what you're doing with this stuff

而且你根本不知道你在捣鼓些什么

But if you really want to learn the mechanical side

如果你真想学机械方面的知识

I can teach you anything you want to know

你想知道的我都能教你

And instead of standing around watching

与其站着傻看

you can help us build your smaller guidance system

你不如帮我们创建更小的导向系统

And with all these new skills

有了新的技能

you'd be able to fix any model train

你可以修好任何火车模型

You'd be the king of the train store

你将成为火车模型店之王

Excuse me I have a girlfriend

不好意思哥有女朋友

I'm already king of the train store

哥已经是火车模型店之王了

So what do you say

怎么样

Oh what choice do I have You need me

我能有什么选择你们需要我

I'm like the crankshaft of this team

我就像这个团队的曲轴

That's a turbo

那是涡轮增压机

Well whatever it is it looks heavy

无论是什么看起来很沉

I'm gonna need you two to get it downstairs before Amy comes home

你们两个在艾米回家前把它抬楼下去

I apologize that it's so warm in here

抱歉这里这么热

It is warm in here

的确很热

I've worked up a bit of a sweat

我都流汗了

Me too

我也是

May I borrow your water

水能给我吗

Here I am

大爷在此

Rock you like a hurricane Scorpians

Rock you like a hurricane

像飓风般震撼你

Here I am

大爷在此

Rock you like a hurricane

像飓风般震撼你

The light's green

绿灯了

Sorry

对不起

GPS says we'll be at the railway in three hours

导航说还有三小时就到铁路了

I can get us there in two

我能在两小时内开到