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How's your mom holding up

你妈还好吗

She's doing okay but we just lost another nurse

她还行但我们又失去个看护了

How many is that now Two

-这是第几个了 -第二个

and I know what you're thinking

我知道你在想什么

she's eating them

她们是被她吃掉的

She's just so impossible they keep quitting

她太难伺候看护都不想伺候了

So who's watching her now

那现在是谁在照看她

A bowl full of M & M's with a few Ambien tossed in

一碗掺了几颗安眠药的巧克力豆

What up guys

大家好啊

Hello Hey Hello

-你来啦 -你好啊

Okay

好的

Well now that everyone's here

现在大家都到场了

Penny and I have some big news

我跟佩妮有件大事要宣布

We're engaged

我们订婚了

Oh my God

天啊

And I thought me having sex with Emily was gonna be the big news

我还以为我跟艾米丽上床了会是最大新闻呢

What the hell

不带你们这样的

You guys propose all the time

你们整天求婚来求婚去

This never happens

而这是千年头一遭

You're right

你说得对

生

活

大

爆

炸

第七季第二十四集[本季终]

Boy I'm so hungry today

天啊我今天超饿

I wonder why

你们说是为什么呢

Because you had sex the other night

因为做爱消耗太多体力吗

You know what

其实呢

That may be it

可能真是这原因哦

By the way it isn't like riding a bike

对了这事没骑车这么简单

Like I fell off a few times

我摔了好几次呢

Hey buddy

兄弟

Hello

你好

You okay

你没事吧

I just got called into President Siebert's office

我刚被叫进塞伯特校长的办公室

The university won't let me

学校不准我

switch my field of study to inflationary cosmology

把研究方向改为宇宙暴胀论

They're forcing me to continue with string theory

他们逼我继续研究弦理论

Why

为什么

He said it's why they hired me

他说大学雇我是让我研究弦理论

it's it's what my grant was designated for

我的研究经费也仅限于研究弦理论

and that everybody has to do things they don't want to do

而且每个人都有人在江湖身不由己的时候

He then gave an example of something he had to do

他还举了一个他身不由己的例子

even though he didn't want to

就是虽然他十分不想

which was look at my stupid face

却还是不得不见我这傻逼

That's a rude thing to say

他怎么能把这话

Out loud

说出口呢

It's an outrage

这太过分了

Honestly I'm tempted to leave the university

老实说我现在很想辞职走人

You know if you're really serious about that

如果你是认真在考虑这事

I hear there are some exciting opportunities

我听说在肥胖老人家庭看护领域

in home care for the old and fat

有些很不错的机会哦

Whatever you do just don't make any rash decisions

无论你想做什么千万不要贸然行事

I don't know

我不知道

I am really aggravated

我现在超级不爽

When I'm feeling low I have sex with a girl

我心情低落的时候我就跟妹子上床

But that's just me

但这纯属个人喜好啦

Oh come on give her a chance No

-别走嘛再给她次机会 -不要

Life it is too short

人生苦短我得及时行乐

I know you've only been here a day and a half

我知道你才来做了一天半

but you're like part of the family

但你就像我们的家人一样呢

I don't think the service is gonna send any more people

我觉得看护中介不会再介绍人来了

Yeah maybe it's time we just release Ma back into the sea

看来我们只能把妈放回大海里了[鲸鱼]

That's not helpful

开玩笑有什么用

Well then we may need to get used to the idea

那我们只能学着接受

that we're gonna be living here the next few months

接下来几个月得在这住的事实了

But we have jobs

但我们都有工作

We can't baby sit her 24 hours a day

哪有空一天到晚在这照顾她

Well what if we use our vacation time

我们把年假休掉啊

I wanted to go to Hawaii not Hell

我的假期想留给夏威夷不是地狱

I don't know what else we can do

那我真是没招了

Howie I love you

华仔我爱你

and as your wife your mother is every bit

作为你的妻子你妈妈的问题

as much my problem as she is yours so

我责无旁贷所以...

I want a divorce

我想离婚

Hello Leonard

你好吗莱纳德

Hi Mom

你好啊老妈

I have some exciting news

我有件好消息要宣布

I'm listening

我听着呢

Before I tell you

在我说之前

will you promise to try and be happy for me

你能答应会尽量为我开心

and keep any concerns you have to yourself

并把心中的疑虑都留在心里就好吗

不行

Let me save you all of your hemming and hawing

我就替你省了这支支吾吾的功夫吧

Sheldon already told me that you and Penny are engaged

谢尔顿告诉我你跟佩妮订婚了

I I hate that you talk to him more than you talk to me

我不喜欢你跟他聊比跟我聊还多

Would you like for you and me to talk more

那你想我跟你多聊天吗

You know what It's probably fine

其实也还好啦

In any event while I've had my misgivings about

无论如何虽然我曾有过疑虑

Penny

对佩妮这货

Sheldon spoke very fondly of her

但谢尔顿说了很多她的好话

and if she is good enough for him

所以如果谢尔顿觉得她够好

then she's good enough for me

那我也会觉得她够好

I'm your son

我是你儿子呢

What about the fact that she's good enough for me

那我觉得她够好就不算数吗

Sure

算吧

Thanks Mom

谢谢你啊老妈

Leonard would it make you feel better to hear that

莱纳德你听到你母亲赞同你的

your mother approved of your life choices

人生选择你会比较开心吗

Yes it would

当然会

Yeah Well you should work on that

这是病得治

No Mom it's the same guy

不是啦妈

I've been going out with for the past two years

就是我这两年一直在一起的那个男的

Yeah the scientist

对就是那个科学家

Well it's complicated

很复杂啦

I mean he works with lasers and atomic magnets

他是鼓捣激光跟原子磁铁之类的

No I did not see it coming

没我自己也没想到

No we did not set a date

没我们也没订日子

No I am not pregnant

没我没怀孕

Yeah this is a first for our family

是啊这是咱家头一遭呢

All right tell Dad I love him I gotta go

好啦告诉老爸我爱他我要挂了

All right bye

好再见

Atomic magnets Shut up

-原子磁铁吗 -闭嘴

Sorry I'm late

抱歉迟到了

The leaf blower broke

吹叶机坏了

so I had to hand dry my mother in law

我只能手动擦干我婆婆

You want some wine

要来一杯吗

Thanks

好的

Little warning before you jump into this marriage business

在你跳进婚姻这个大坑前姐先嘱咐你两句

You're not just marrying him

你嫁的不光是他这个人

you're marrying his family

还有他的家庭

I think Leonard's mom's okay with me

我觉得莱纳德的妈妈对我没意见

It doesn't matter if she's okay with you

有没有意见倒是无所谓

The question is Can she go to the bathroom by herself

重点是她能不能自己上厕所

Hit me again

再来一杯

So what are the living arrangements gonna be

那你们打算在哪儿住

Well haven't really talked about it yet

我们还没谈到这个问题

but I figure at some point

但我猜到最后

I'll move in with him or he'll move in with me

不是我搬去跟他住就是他搬来跟我住

Well with you not working that makes financial sense

你现在没工作住在一起的确比较省钱

You're not working

你现在没工作

How would you like a job in home health care

你有没有兴趣做家庭看护啊

Not a chance

门儿都没有

Please I'm desperate No

-拜托了我都要绝望了 -不要

I'll pay you anything you want Okay then yeah

-薪水你说了算 -那好吧

No Keep your money

我不干了钱你留着请别人吧

I could've ridden a bull longer than that

老娘骑电动牛的时间都比这个长

人们骑上去挑战不被摔下来持续时间久可赢得奖品

酒吧里仿牛仔驯牛的游戏机器

What you working on

你在忙什么呢

I'm writing an appeal to the Faculty Senate

我向教授评议会提出上诉

so that I can move on from string theory

要求不再研究弦理论转而研究其他方向

Oh How's it going

写得怎么样了

You tell me

给点意见呗

"Dear Esteemed Colleagues

"各位尊敬的同事们

as you may know I have requested to change my field of study

或许你们有所耳闻我要求更改我的研究领域

My decision to do so is I believe

我之所以作此决定是因为我相信

in the best interest of science

这样做对科学界是最好的

At your convenience I'd be happy to explain it to you

如你们有时间我非常乐意用你们听得懂的词语

in words you'll understand "

好好解释一番"

It's nice that you called them "Esteemed "

你在称呼前加个"尊敬的" 还算有礼貌

You're right I'll take that out

你说得对我应该删掉它

So listen there was something I was hoping to float past you

对了有件事我想跟你说一下

Now that Penny and I are engaged

因为我和佩妮订婚了

I thought we might want to talk about our living arrangements

我想我们可能需要讨论一下住的问题

Of course

当然

She's spent many nights here

她总是在这里过夜

and you're worried about preserving

所以你担心在婚礼之前

the myth of her virginity before the wedding

没办法对她的童贞问题进行保密吗

I'm not

不是啦

Good because not only has that ship sailed

那就好因为她的童贞船早已远航

if it hit an iceberg countless men would perish

而且如果撞到冰山肯定会死一大片男人

Actually this is about where she and I are going to live

其实我想跟你讨论的是我和她的住宿问题

What do you mean

什么意思

Well well we might want to live together

那个...我们俩可能想住在一起

Oh yeah well I've already given this some thought

是吗我早就考虑过这个问题了

and

我呢

I'm willing to let Penny live with us

也很乐意让佩妮跟我们一起住

one day a week for a trial period

考察期时每周可以住一天哦

Now obviously not when she's made cranky

当然她子宫内膜脱落

by the shedding of her uterine lining

脾气暴躁的那几天不能来这住

That's very sweet

你考虑得真周全

But we were thinking more of us maybe living together with

但我们更多考虑的是我们俩住在一起

not you

没你

I don't understand

我不懂

How could we all live together if I'm not there

如果没我我们怎么能都住在一起呢

Look I I know this is this is change

听着我知道这是一种改变

and that sounds scary but

听起来很可怕但是

Where are you going to go

那你要去哪里住

I don't know

我不知道

We just started to think about this

我们才开始考虑这个问题

Maybe I'll move in with Penny

或许我会搬去跟佩妮住

or maybe she and I'll take this place

又或许她会搬进来跟我住

and you can move across the hall

而你搬到对面住

Move across the hall

搬到对面住

Did you take a marijuana

你抽大麻了吗

No I did not

没有

Did you get hit on the head with a coconut

那你是脑子被椰子砸了吗

No Well then I'm all out of guesses

-也没有 -那我想不到原因了

What Me move across the hall

你居然让我搬到对面住

Why would you even suggest such a thing

这种话你怎么好意思说出口

Because I love Penny

因为我爱佩妮

and want to give her the life she deserves

我想给她她应得的生活

I see

我明白了

You're putting your future bride's happiness above mine

看来你未来老婆的幸福生活远比我的重要

Well yeah

没错

How dare the university force me to go back to string theory

学校居然敢强迫我继续研究弦理论

They just don't appreciate you

那是他们不懂得欣赏你

Yeah and on top of that

对啊最过分的是

Leonard has the audacity to suggest that

莱纳德居然厚颜无耻地提出

now that he and Penny are engaged

因为他跟佩妮订婚了

he may not want to live with me anymore

他可能不想再跟我一起住了

Here I made you some Strawberry Quik

给我做了草莓热饮

I have real problems here Amy

我现在有正经问题要处理艾米

I can't be mollified with a beverage designed for children

小孩喝的饮料怎么能平息我的怒火呢

Mmm Yummy

哇真好喝

You know this might work out for the best

一切都会变好的

I mean you're always complaining about

我是说你总是抱怨

what a terrible roommate Leonard is

莱纳德是一位很糟糕的室友

Like how he turns up the thermostat when you're not there

像上次你不在他擅自打开了恒温器

It's like walking into the Amazon

打开门就像走进了亚马逊

And not the good Amazon with one day shipping

而且还不是可以一日送货的亚马逊网站

The awful one with birds and snakes

而是鸟多蛇多的亚马逊丛林

You hate the sound of all those keys on his key chain

你讨厌听到他钥匙扣上的碰撞声

Four keys

整整四把钥匙

Who does he think he is a warden

他以为他是谁典狱长吗

See Maybe you'll love living alone

瞧或许你会喜欢独居

I don't know Perhaps

我不知道或许吧

And if it turns out you don't

如果你发现自己不喜欢的话

you and I could live together

你可以跟我一起住啊

You and Oh sure

跟你住是啊

And while we're at it why don't we get engaged too

既然我们谈到这话题了何不索性订个婚

Why don't we get a little house start a family

再买个房子成个家

Enjoy our sunset years together

然后一起慢慢变老

Do you hear yourself woman

拜托自重一点好吗姑娘

Sheldon it was just a thought

谢尔顿这只是一个想法而已

No Here's a thought

不这才叫想法

You're not moving in

你不准搬过来

Leonard's not moving out

莱纳德不准搬出去

everything stays exactly the way it is

一切保持原状不准改变

Yeah and by the way

对了随便一提

I saw you make this Strawberry Quik with syrup

我看到你冲草莓热饮时偷加糖浆了

and you're supposed to use the powder

按规矩应该是加糖粉的

It tastes the same

喝起来不都一样吗

No The syrup tastes better and I don't like it

才怪糖浆口感更好人家不喜欢

This is so sweet

太有爱了

You never cook for me Well

-你从没给我做过饭 -那是因为

you cook for me all the time and

以前都是你做饭而且...

If you don't like my cooking

你要是不喜欢我做的饭

why haven't you ever said anything

干嘛不早说

It's hard to talk with so much heavy chewing to do

每次都得猛嚼食物哪里有空说话

Sorry I'll get better

对不起我会努力改进的

I know you'll try

我知道你会的

So should we talk about setting a date

我们是不是该讨论一下婚礼的日子呢

Well I'd like to pick one that works with my brother's schedule

我想挑一个我哥能参加的日子

Okay And when would that be

好啊大概是什么时候

Uh 12 to 18 months from now depending on good behavior

如果他表现良好一年或一年半以后吧

Hi is Sheldon here

谢尔顿在吗

No I thought he was with you

不在我以为他跟你在一起呢

He was but he stormed off

他来过可又摔门而去

and now he isn't answering his phone

现在他连电话都不接了

What happened

出什么事了

He was really angry that you suggested he move out

他为了你让他搬家的事大发雷霆

I also mentioned that he and I could live together

我建议他可以搬来和我同住

but he was too mad at you to realize

可他太生你的气了

what a great idea that is

都没注意到这个主意有多棒

Well he's been having a couple of tough days

这几天他的确不太好过

I'm sure he's fine He probably just

他会没事的他只是需要

needs a little alone time to decompress

一点时间来缓解压力

You're probably right

你说得对

So what are you guys doing

你们俩在干嘛呢

Well Leonard cooked for me and now we're just having

莱纳德下了厨我们作为

a nice dinner you know as a newly engaged couple

新晋订婚的爱侣正在享用美好的晚餐

That's nice

真幸福

Anyway as I was saying

总之就像我之前所说

Sheldon probably just needs a little alone time

谢尔顿大概只是需要独处一下

'Cause that's important

独处是很重要的

Not just for him but for

不光对他而言而是对

most anybody really

大部分人而言都很重要

Don't I know it

我也有同感呢

What is that polenta

这是什么玉米粥吗

Amy get out Right

-艾米快滚蛋 -好吧

不会吧

Hey Sheldon

嗨谢尔顿

What happened

出什么事了

I was cooking in the back room last night

昨晚我在后面做饭

and the hot plate caught on fire

结果锅子起火了

And you couldn't put it out

你没把火扑灭吗

I was across the street

我当时正在街对面的

at the do it yourself car wash taking a shower

自助洗车行里洗澡呢

So when will you reopen

那你准备何时重新开张

Um I don't know

我不知道

I'm waiting to hear back from the insurance company

我还在等保险公司的答复

So tomorrow

就是明天吗

I don't mean to be rude Sheldon but uh

我不想太没礼貌谢尔顿可是

my life is kind of falling apart right now

我的人生都快分崩离析了

Your life

你的人生

The university is making me do string theory

大学逼着我继续研究弦理论

and my girlfriend loves me so much she wants to live with me

我的女友爱我爱得想和我同居

And now the place I need to go when I'm sad

现在唯一能抚平我悲伤的小店

is damp and smells funny

又湿又烂还一股怪味

Well sorry I let you down

抱歉让你失望了

不

I do not accept this

我不能接受这种事

Everything is changing and I hate it

所有的一切都变了我不喜欢这样

It stops now

我要阻止这种改变

I'm helping you get back on your feet

我要帮你重新振作起来

I would like to purchase this comic book please

我要买这本漫画谢谢

That'll be $2 99

2块9毛9

Really It's soaking wet

不会吧这书都泡湿了呢

Fine a dollar

好吧算你1块钱

Can you break a 20

你找的开20元吗

No I only have hundreds

不能我只剩下百元大钞了

You know what

你知道吗

I don't always recognize sarcasm but I do right now

我一般都听不出讽刺但我现在听懂了

and I don't appreciate it

人家一点都不喜欢

I'm sorry for your loss

对你的损失我感到惋惜

But you're not the only one whose day has been a disaster

但你不是唯一遭受重创的人

That could have killed me

这玩意差点就能砸死我呢

I can't catch a break

还让不让人活了啊

I haven't heard from Sheldon in a while

好久都没有谢尔顿的消息了

You think he's okay

他应该没事吧

Oh I'm sure he's fine

我保证他没事啦

I'm gonna see where he is

我看看他人在哪里

How

怎么看

Oh I know his password so I can track his phone

我知道他的密码所以可以追踪他的手机

You do that

你居然做这种事

Not always

不是经常做

but ever since he wandered off at the swap meet chasing a balloon

但自从他在跳蚤市场追着气球跑迷路以后

I get worried

我就多留一个心眼

He can take care of himself

他会照顾好自己的

Look we went over stranger danger

我们教过他陌生人有多危险

and gave him that whistle

也给他买了一只应急口哨

That's weird What

-真奇怪 -怎么了

He's at the train station

他人在火车站呢

So He loves trains

那又怎样他最爱火车了

It's dark out and he's alone I don't like it

外面天黑了他又独自一人我感觉不对

Let's go get him

我们去找他吧

Oh it's sweet how you look out for him

你这么照顾朋友真是贴心

You're a good guy

你是个善良的人

It's not just that

也不光是善良

My mother would kill me if I let something happen to him

如果他出了事我妈铁定不会放过我

Dude I'm so sorry

老弟我很抱歉

Don't take this the wrong way

你别介意我这么问

but did you do this for the insurance money

不过你是为了骗保险费吗

No God you sound like the police the firemen

才不是天啊你怎么和警察消防员

my parents my therapist and the insurance company

我爹妈我心理医生还有保险公司想得一样

We're here for you man Whatever you need okay

我们支持你有任何需要就说话

Uh actually I was wondering if I could

其实呢我在想能不能

crash at your place for a few nights

在你家借宿几晚

Sure of course

当然可以

Oh actually Emily was gonna spend the night

不过艾米丽今晚要来过夜呢

You slept with her Nice

你和她睡过了吗行啊

Well I can't take all the credit

不能说我有多能耐啦

She let me do it to her but

是她准我才上的但是

Uh but I can always call her and cancel

但我可以打电话跟她取消约会

Hang on I know a place you can stay

慢着我知道有个地方你可以住

and earn some money at the same time

而且还可以赚点钱

Great I just have to warn you

-太好了 -只是我要警告你

it'll involve humiliation degradation and verbal abuse

这其中会涉及侮辱没人格以及言语虐待

So what's the catch

这工作的陷阱在哪呢

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You tracked my phone

你追踪了我的电话

Yeah

是的

Boy you chase one balloon for three miles

天啊你追了我这颗气球整整3英里啊

We were worried about you

我们担心你

Don't be melodramatic

别这么夸张

I'm just getting on a train and leaving forever

我只是准备登上火车永远离开

Seriously

你不是吧

You don't even have a change of clothes or a toothbrush

你甚至没带换洗衣物和牙刷

My plan is to stop at malls and buy what I need

我的计划是路过商场时买必需物品

It's called living off the land

这叫靠山吃山靠水吃水

Okay I know you're upset

我知道你不高兴

and there's a lot of stuff going on

发生了太多事

but it's nothing we can't work out

但一切都好商量

Come on let's get you home

来吧咱们回家

No I've reached my breaking point

不我已经到达了人生的奔溃点了

I need to leave Now

我需要离开现在就走

And go where

去哪里

It doesn't matter

这不重要

So a few things don't go your way

生活中有几件事不如你意

and your best decision is to ride the rails like a hobo

你就决定像个流浪汉般坐火车远走高飞吗

I suppose it is

我想是的

Except I have a credit card

只是我有信用卡

And I refuse to carry my laptop at the end of a stick

我拒绝用扁担挑着笔记本走

And I'd sooner die than eat beans out of a can

而且我宁死也不愿吃罐头豆子

Come on come home with us

拜托和我们回家吧

and tomorrow I'll I'll take you to Legoland

明天我带你去乐高乐园

Legoland is not the solution to everything

乐高乐园不是一切问题的解决办法

And it's too much of a scene

而且《乐高大电影》问世后

since that movie came out

那里就人满为患了

Then what can I do

那我能做些什么

Leonard I am overwhelmed

莱纳德我不知所措

Everything is changing and it's simply too much

一切都在改变多到让人无法接受

I need to get away and think

我需要离开好好想想

Oh c come on you know you're overreacting

拜托你知道你自己是反应过度了

Leonard hang on

莱纳德等等

Just come here for a second

过来一下

Maybe we need to let him go

也许我们需要让他走

What Why

什么为什么呀

It might be good for him

也许对他有好处

Y You know he can't take a trip like this by himself

你知道他没办法这样一个人旅行

He's a grown man

他是个成年人

No he looks like a grown man

不他外表是成年人

You've seen Freaky Friday

你也看过《辣妈辣妹》

sometimes little kids end up in big person bodies

有时候小孩子的灵魂会换到大人的身体里

Leonard we can't protect him forever

莱纳德我们不能永远保护他

I know but

我知道但是

He'll be okay

他不会有事的

You taught him well Padawan

你把他教得很好巴达旺[绝地学徒]

Good Lord

老天爷

Padawan's the student not the teacher

巴达旺是学生不是老师

Seriously let him go

真的让他滚

Sheldon if you really need to do this

谢尔顿如果你真的想这样

I'm not gonna stand in your way

我不会拦着你

I do

我想

Okay

好吧

Good luck

一路顺风

Be safe and call us

注意安全打电话给我们

I will

我会的

Bye buddy

再见兄弟

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Yes

什么事

I'm gonna miss you

我会想你的

Of course you are

这不废话吗

He just made that easier

慢走不送

What are you guys still doing here

你们怎么还在这里

I got this go Go home

我能搞定快回家吧

You sure

你确定吗

Yeah she's fed she took her pills

她吃过饭吃过药

she's all tucked in and watching TV

已经盖好被子看电视了

So she's not too much for you

你没觉得她难伺候吗

Are you kidding I love her she's great

开什么玩笑我爱她她太棒了

Stewie you gonna watch Wheel of Fortune with me

小图图你要和我一起看《幸运之轮》吗

Coming Debbie

来啦黛比

You call her Debbie

你叫她黛比吗

She insisted

她坚持这样叫

So hey guys thank you so much

两位太感谢了

This job is a dream come true

这份工作真是美梦成真

Was that a little weird

这是不是有些奇怪

Yeah I don't know why

是的我不知道原因

but something about it feels

但这事有些地方让人觉得

unnatural

逆天了

Okay let's go Yep

-好啦咱们走人 -好滴

Okay Sheldon thanks for checking in

谢尔顿多谢打电话来

Talk to you tomorrow

明天再通电话好吗

O Okay bye

好的拜

He's okay

他还好吗

Actually sounds like he's doing pretty well

居然听起来非常好

I really think this is gonna be for the best

我真心觉得这样最好

Me too

我也是

And he was able to take a sabbatical from

这样他可以休下大学给的假期

How could you let him go

你这个天杀的怎么能放他走呢