生活大爆炸-S11E08_生活大爆炸

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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Bang

Can we start the movie

能开始放电影了吗

Before Sheldon gets here

在谢尔顿到之前就开始吗

Last time we did that he didn't talk to us for a month

我们上次这样他足足一个月不跟我们说话

So do it

还不快放

Hold on Where is he

等等嘛他在哪呢

Well according to his text he was on the second floor

根据他的短信他刚才到二楼了

then he stopped to tie his shoe

但他得停下绑鞋带

All tied and

绑好了准备...

Hello ‭Hi

-大家安安 -你回来啦

Sorry we're late

抱歉我们迟到了

Amy took forever tying my shoe

艾米绑我鞋带的速度慢死了

All right

好的

Who's excited to see a documentary

有谁对看纪录片感到很兴奋啊

Oh I know this one

这题我会

Nobody ever

从来没人

Hey This one's going to be great

别这样这部绝对会很赞

This is about the rivalry

这部是在讲

between a cool renegade scientist Nikola Tesla

离经叛道酷炫科学家尼古拉·特斯拉

and his arch nemesis Thomas Edison

与宿敌托马斯·爱迪生之间的仇恨

It's the greatest scientific feud of all time

这是科学界最赞的一段宿怨

I mean you can forget about Leibniz and Newton

莱布尼茨跟牛顿之间的血海深仇都可以忘了

莱布尼茨的微积分数学符号被更广泛地使用

都曾独立发明微积分为谁先发明有过剧烈争执

Done

已忘

So Tesla's the one that invented the electric car

特斯拉是发明电动汽车的人吗

No Penny

佩妮不是的

No the car is just named after him

那牌子的车只是以他的名字命名而已

Okay you don't have to be so smug about it

行行行你也不需要拽成这样吧

You know you went to see that movie It

你去看恐怖片《小丑回魂》

because you thought it was about scary I T Guys

还是因为你以为电影是讲恐怖程序员呢

英文片名为《It》与I.T.相近

Tesla was a genius who invented our electrical grid

特斯拉是发明了我们的输电网络的天才

Edison just wanted to get rich and famous

而爱迪生只是想捞钱与博名气

Didn't he invent the lightbulb

他不是发明了灯泡吗

That's what he wants you to think

他就想你这么以为

But without the foundational work of Ebenezer Kinnersley

但如果没有如埃柏奈泽·肯纳斯理

Warren de la Rue and James Bowman Lindsay

沃伦·德拉鲁与詹姆士·鲍曼·琳赛打下的基础

you wouldn't know Edison any more than you know

你对爱迪生的认识并不会多过你对

Ebenezer Kinnersley Warren de la Rue

埃柏奈泽·肯纳斯理沃伦·德拉鲁

or James Bowman Lindsay

或詹姆士·鲍曼·琳赛的认识

Isn't he sexy all fired up

他燃起来时是不是特性感

He really gets my current alternating

跟他之间的交流电到了我

if you know what I mean

懂我的哏吗

特斯拉是交流电之父

Edison was kind of a publicity hog and a bully

爱迪生就是个沽名钓誉的恶霸

Yeah he electrocuted an elephant named Topsy

他电死一只名为托普西的大象

just to make himself famous

就为了让自己出名

用交流电电死了这只因伤人被判死刑的大象

爱迪生为了将特斯拉的交流电与恐怖做连结

If I had an elephant named Topsy

如果我有一只叫托普西的大象

he would want for nothing

我会让它生活优渥衣食无忧

Also he'd be named Jumbo

还有他的名字会叫小飞象

And worse than that Edison filmed the first on screen kiss

更差的是史上首个接吻影片是爱迪生录的

so he's basically a pornographer

他基本上就是个拍黄片的

Although every time I put that in Wikipedia

不过每次我想把这话加进维基百科

someone takes it out

都会被别人删掉

Is your current still alternating

你现在还电气满满吗

We're lucky there aren't any elephants in here

幸好这里没有大象否则...

You know that documentary last night was actually

昨晚那部纪录片

better than I thought it would be ‭Really

-其实比我想象中要来的好看呢 -真的吗

Should've been about Samuel Morse

就那影片的结尾方式[电报]

the way they telegraphed that ending

按理说应该讲萨缪尔·摩尔斯才对

发明了电报用的摩尔斯电码

I already pretended to laugh at that joke once

我已经为这笑话假笑过一次了

Do I have to do it again

我们一定得再来一次吗

Yeah I'd appreciate it

你能配合就再好不过了

Samuel Morse You kill me

萨缪尔·摩尔斯要被你笑死了

Leonard can you drive me to work

莱纳德你能开车带我去上班吗

Yeah sure Oh hey the guys and I

可以啊对了我们几个

were talking about going to see the Tesla coil

说到晚一点要去格里斐斯天文台

at the observatory later on if you want to join

看特斯拉线圈要不要一起来

Oh I'm sorry I can't I'm busy

抱歉去不了我有事

Why What are you doing Leonard what are you doing

-怎么了你要干嘛 -莱纳德你才要干嘛

He said he can't go Make a sad face move on

他说他去不了摆出哭哭脸就完事了

It's fine

没关系

I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to

我就是想告诉你也不行

What does that mean ‭Leonard

-这话什么意思 -莱纳德

Sad face sad face

哭哭脸哭哭脸

I mean I would like to but I just can't you know

我很乐意说但我不行你懂的

because it's classified and top secret

因为这是最高机密

Hold on are you still working for the military

等等你还在为军方工作吗

I'm so glad you figured that out

你想出来真是太好了

It was killing me keeping it a secret

保密真是要把我给憋死了

I thought they fired you guys

他们不是炒了你们吗

They did but then they hired me back

是啊但是他们又重新雇了我

Well you better not be working on our project

你最好不是在弄我们之前的项目

because we're a team

因为我们可是团队

Leonard there is no "I" in team

莱纳德 "团队"两字里无"我"

However there is an "I" in

但是"我为军方干活

"I'm working with the military and you're not "

而你机会被我剥夺喔"这句里就有"我"

There's five of them in fact

其实有五个发音带"呜哦"的字呢

I got a big surprise for you

我有个大惊喜给你

Is it pie and ice cream

是派跟冰激凌吗

Wow did I oversell it

看来我是牛皮吹大了

It's Raj and Ruchi

是拉杰跟如琪

Hello Hey Hi

-你好啊 -我们来啦

Hey what are you two doing here

你们两个怎么来啦

We won't stay long

不会打扰你太久

I just wanted to drop something off

我就是来送给你

from me and the girls at work

我跟公司姑娘们送你的小礼物

None of the girls at work like me enough to get me a gift

公司的姑娘们没人喜欢我到愿意送我礼物

Okay so you'll know why everyone at the office

那这样你就能理解为什么办公室里

has the same handwriting

所有人都是同样的笔迹了

I really appreciate the thought

很谢谢这份心意

but it's not necessary I'll be back soon

但不用这么客气我很快能重回岗位

Don't worry about work You take all the time you need

不用担心工作你需要休息多久就多久

Yeah just turn off your brain

对啊就关闭你的大脑

and let your uterus do its magic

让你的子宫施展它的魔法就行

It's the star of the show now

它现在是这场表演的主角了

Okay wasn't sure how long I should let you guys stay

好了本来不知道该让你们待多久

Now I know Get out

现在知道了出去

Good to see you You look amazing

很高兴看到你你看起来气色很好

Thanks for coming

谢谢你们来探望我

That bitch

这臭三八

Oh come on he means well

别这样拉杰也是一番好意

He's just trying to impress his girlfriend

他也就是想让女朋友觉得他人好

I'm talking about Ruchi

我是在骂如琪

She's after my job

她想抢我饭碗

Why do you think she said "Take all the time you need"

不然她干嘛说"你需要休息多久就多久"

Because she was being nice

因为她人好啊

No she's trying to steal my projects while I'm at home

才不是趁我在家相夫教子

taking care of this useless plant and my dumb family

养这破盆栽时抢走我的项目

I'm only saying this because I love you

我说这话是因为我爱你

and because you can't reach me from that bed

而且你从床上那里打不到我

but you sound a little crazy

但你听起来有点神经病

I love you too but I could fling this card in your eye

我也爱你但我也可以把这卡片当成

like a ninja throwing star

忍者手里剑来射爆你狗眼

I don't believe you

我才不信你

Why would the military want Sheldon

为什么军方会想要谢尔顿啊

I don't know Target practice

我不知道啊让他当靶子吗

Well he better not be working on our guidance system

他最好不是在搞我们的导向系统

That was my idea

那可是我的点子

Why don't we call Colonel Williams

我打给威廉姆斯上校

and find out what's going on

问问到底是什么情况吧

Great I want answers and he'd better give them to us

很好我想要真相他最好乖乖回答

Hello gentlemen

两位好

Hi sir Um Leonard has a question

长官莱纳德有问题问你

Hey is Sheldon working on our project again

谢尔顿是不是又在做我们之前的项目

Did he say that

他这么说了吗

No he wouldn't tell us

没他不愿意告诉我们

Huh So he can keep his mouth shut

原来他是能闭上嘴巴的

How do I get him to do that

那我该怎么做才能让他闭嘴呢

Is he working on our guidance system or not

他到底有没有在做我们的导向系统项目

Dr Cooper contacted us with an idea on how to modify

库珀博士联系了我们说到了一个

your technology into a communication system

修改你们的技术来把它变成通信系统的点子

and it seemed interesting

而这点子听起来不错

But our team developed that technology

但这技术是我们团队开发出来的

And he was your team leader

而他是你们团队的领导

Well who said he was team leader

谁说他是负责人了

He did

他说的

And I like that kind of "take charge" attitude

我喜欢那种"掌控大局"的态度

We can have "take charge" attitudes

我们也可以有"掌控大局"的态度啊

Then why didn't either of you ask to be team leader

那你俩怎么都没提出要当小组负责人呢

We didn't want to step on anyone's toes

我们不想冒犯到其他人

Yeah so we were just waiting for you to

对我们在等你告诉我们

tell us who you thought Okay I hear it

你认为谁... 好吧我听出来了

Are we done No no

-说完了吗 -还没

I am taking charge right now and telling you

我现在就要掌控大局告诉你

that it is not okay with us if

我们很不满意你...

Okay bye

好吧拜

Hey I just got your text Everything okay

我刚收到你的短信没出什么事吧

Yeah there's just something I need to ask you

没事只是有一件事想问你

Oh Bernie I'd be thrilled

妮妮我会高兴死的

It's not be my birth coach

不是要叫你当我的生育教练

Okay that hurts but luckily I know how to breathe through it

伤心了但幸好我懂如何调整呼吸撑过去

I need you to find out if Ruchi's trying to steal

我要你查出如琪是否想趁我卧床休养时

my projects at work while I'm on bed rest

抢走我的研究项目

She's not that kind of a person

她不是那种人

She's she's generous and charitable

她慷慨大方乐善好施

You're just saying that 'cause she's sleeping with you

你这么说纯粹是因为她愿意跟你睡

Yes that's my favorite charity

对啊这是我最喜欢的善举

I know I sound paranoid but I'm feeling really vulnerable

我知道感觉很多疑但我真的感到很脆弱

If there's anything you could find out it'd be great

要是你能查出点消息那就太好了

And if she is up to anything what are you gonna do

如果她真的有企图你打算怎么做

Nothing

什么都不做

I'll just calmly talk to her and explain

我只会平静地跟她谈谈

there are certain boundaries that need to be respected

解释清楚有些界线是不能踩的

It's really for the benefit of everyone at the company

这都是为了公司里的大家好

Uh okay what you're saying sounds nice

你的话听起来无害

but the way you're saying it

但你说话的语气

is causing my testicles to take cover in my abdomen

让我的蛋蛋都吓得缩进小腹了

What do you want to watch

你想看什么

Oh why don't you pick

你来选吧

Okay how about comedy

好啊喜剧怎么样

Eh I already laughed today

我今天已经笑过了

I know It was when I stubbed my toe

我知道在我踢到脚趾头时

Still funny

还是很好笑

Drama

剧情片呢

Nah I've already seen someone cry today

不了我今天已经看过别人哭了

It really hurt Sheldon

当时真的很疼谢尔顿

We talked to Colonel Williams

我们和威廉姆斯上校谈过了

He told us everything

他全都告诉我们了

I'm sorry can we do this another time

不好意思能不能改天再说这个

Amy's just about to realize she wants to watch a Hulk marathon

艾米快要意识到她想看浩克系列电影啦

What's going on

出什么事了

Sheldon went to the Air Force behind our backs

谢尔顿背着我们偷偷去找空军

I did nothing of the sort

我才没做这种事

I had an idea

我有个想法

for a neutrino based communication system

一种基于微中子的通讯系统

I presented it to them and they were interested

我告诉了他们他们很感兴趣

But y your communication system

但你的通讯系统

was based on our guidance system

是根据我们的导向系统制造的

And sonar is based on bats

声呐也是根据蝙蝠制造的

You don't see them hanging upside down

你也没见他们倒挂在

in a patent attorney's office

专利律师的办公室里啊

You know what you like to think that you're just like Tesla

你知道吗你喜欢把自己比作特斯拉

but the truth is you're exactly like Edison

但事实就是你跟爱迪生一模一样

You take that back

这句话你收回

No he's right

不他说得对

You are a bully a credit hog and a self promoter

你就是个爱抢功劳自我吹捧的恶霸

And if anyone around here is like Tesla it's us

要说这里真有谁像特斯拉那也是我们

Yeah

就是啊

Can you believe they said I was just like Edison

你敢相信他们说我跟爱迪生一模一样吗

Yeah and in front of a lady no less

而且还当着一位淑女的面

Well you are building on their work

你确实是在他们的研究基础上继续发展

and taking the credit for it

还把功劳揽上身

That's a classic Edison move

这是典型爱迪生会干的事

Oh yeah

是吗

Well if I'm Edison and you love me

如果我是爱迪生而你爱我

then what does that say about you

那这说明你又是什么人呢

I honestly don't know

老实说我真的不知道

Okay

好吧

Well I have to Google some stuff about Mrs Edison

我得上网去查查爱迪生太太了

I'll be right back

我去去就回

You know whose fault this is

你知道这是谁的错吗

I do

我知道

Yours

你的错

No my mother's

不是我妈的

"Go make friends Sheldon "

"去交朋友吧谢尔顿"

What happens

结果呢

20 years later they call me names

20年后他们给我起绰号骂我

I don't think what they called you is the point here

我觉得他们叫你什么不是重点

Oh yeah How would you feel

是吗那要是我用你不喜欢的

if I called you the name of a neuroscientist you didn't like

神经系统科学家的名字来叫你你会作何感想

Do you know the name of any neuroscientist

你知道任何神经系统科学家的名字吗

Of course

当然了

Not me

除了我之外

Then no

那就没了

Do you think they're right Amy

你觉得他们是对的吗艾米

Do you think I'm like Edison

你觉得我像爱迪生一样吗

Sheldon I don't think you're upset

谢尔顿我觉得你不开心

because of what kind of scientist they said you're like

不是因为他们说你像哪种科学家

I think you're upset because

而是因为

your friend'' feelings got hurt

你的朋友们内心受伤了

You're right

你说得对

I care too much about other people's feelings

我太在乎别人的感受了

It's always been my fatal flaw

这向来是我的致命弱点

Sheldon I don't think

谢尔顿我觉得不...

No no not now Amy I'm growing as a person

先别说话艾米我正在成长呢

Ah that was fun

刚才真爽

Put her there buddy

伸出你的小拳拳

I am not fist bumping you after we have sex

我才不要跟你睡完后击拳庆祝呢

You're the one who wanted to keep things casual

是你说想保持玩玩的关系

There's a difference between casual and weird

玩玩和怪异是有区别的

Not the way I do it

对我来说没有

So um how was how was your day

你今天过得怎么样

Like how's how's work

工作顺利吗

Oh great

很好

With Bernadette gone

伯纳黛特走了之后

I'm getting to handle all her projects

她的项目都由我负责了

Well she's she's not gone

她不是走了

She'll be back soon

她很快会回来

Not too soon let's hope

但愿不会太快

So it turns out Ruchi is totally

原来如琪真的想

trying to take over Bernadette's projects

抢走伯纳黛特的项目

Wow she just told you that out of the blue

她就突然告诉你了吗

Yeah yeah we had just made love

是啊我们当时刚做完爱

It was so beautiful

画面太美

Our caramel colored bodies

我俩焦糖色的胴体

were entwined like erotic taffy

像色情的太妃糖般交缠在一起

Get to the point

说重点

Uh sorry uh yeah

抱歉

I I asked her about work and she just admitted

我问起她的工作她就承认了

she has her eyes on Bernadette's projects

她在觊觎伯纳黛特的项目

Can't believe she would take advantage

真不敢相信她会这样

of a pregnant lady like that

占一个孕妇的便宜

So what did you do

那你做了什么

What do you think I did

你说呢

I made small talk for 20 minutes and had sex again

我跟她闲聊了20分钟后又再打了一炮

You have to say something to Bernie

你一定要告诉妮妮

I don't know If I do that she's gonna confront Ruchi

我不确定要是我告诉她她一定会质问如琪

and then Ruchi's gonna stop sleeping with me

如琪就不会再跟我打炮了

Raj you can't go on sleeping with a woman

拉杰你不能继续睡一个

who's trying to screw over your friend

想搞死你朋友的女人

Can't or must

不能还是必须

You know that guidance system was my idea

那个导向系统是我的点子

You figured out how to make it work

是你想通了该如何实现

We didn't even need Sheldon

我们根本就不需要谢尔顿

Let's not forget your idea was based on my theory

别忘了你的点子是建立在我的理论上的

Hey we're bagging on Sheldon here Focus

我们正在骂谢尔顿呢专注点

I guess it was pretty smart using our quantum technology

他能想到用我们的量子技术

as the basis for a communication system

作为通信系统的基础还是挺聪明的

Be even better if he swapped out the helium for xenon

如果他把氦替换为氙效果会更好

Ooh So instead of having to keep it at negative 271 degrees

那样就不需要将温度保持在零下271度

you'd only have to keep it at negative 108

而是零下108度就行了

It would be way more efficient

这样就更高效了

And xenon has a bigger nucleus

氙有更大的核

so coherence would make it an easier signal to see

其相干性会让它的成为更易发现的信号

You're brilliant

你真是天才

We should tell Sheldon

我们应该告诉谢尔顿

You're an idiot

你真是傻蛋

We don't tell Sheldon

我们才不要告诉谢尔顿

We go to the military behind his back

我们背着他偷偷联系军队

and we screw him like he screwed us

就像他背叛我们一样背叛他

All right you're right you're right we don't need him

你是对的你是对的我们不需要他

We can do this all on our own

我们可以自己来

Do you think you can do the math No

-其中的运算你能行吗 -不行

But if someone else does it

但如果其他人算出来了

I can double check the crap out of it

我绝对能狠狠验算一遍

I want you to know I did what you asked

我想告诉你我按你的吩咐去做了

I talked to Ruchi and found out what's going on at work

我和如琪聊了工作上的事

So is she trying to steal my projects

所以她是想尝试盗取我的项目吗

No not trying to sounds like it's a done deal

不不是尝试是差不多已经得到了

Here have a brownie

来吃块巧克力蛋糕吧

I'm gonna kill her

我要杀了她

Okay don't take this out on Ruchi

好啦不要记恨如琪

Is she trying to take your job Yes

她是想偷走你的工作吗是的

Is she parking in your space Yes

她现在都停在你的车位吗是的

Did she get a laugh at a meeting yesterday

她在昨天的会议上取笑

by calling you "Pregnadette" Big one

你是"博纳带球" 好笑吗笑成一片

But you would've done the exact same thing and you know it

但你也会和她做同样的事你自己清楚

I never would've undermined a coworker

我才不会在同事背后捅刀呢

What Oh please Wh What about that guy Eric

什么少来还记得那个艾瑞克吗

who you told it was "Bring Your Cat to Work Day"

你明明知道老板有哮喘

when you knew your boss had asthma

还故意骗他说有"带猫上班日"

That was just a hilarious prank

我只是想捉弄他

that ended with me getting a corner office

谁知道我因此得到了大间的办公室呢

All I'm saying is before you attack Ruchi

我想说的是在你攻击如琪之前

maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror

也许你应该在镜子里好好看看自己

because you know what you'll see

因为你会看到

apart from radiant skin and luxuriously thick hair

除了你闪亮的皮肤和奢华浓密的金发之外

Hypocrisy

有一个虚伪小人

It is thick

确实浓密

So what do you think Can you make it work

你觉得如何你能算出来吗

Uh I just need to use the cross section

我只需要用横截面

to calculate the probability of the interaction

算出相互作用的概率

Can we help

我们能帮忙吗

Yes

可以

Why don't you run get me a can of Pringles

帮忙我去买一罐品客薯片吧

Leonard I was

莱纳德我...

What's Kripke doing here

克里普奇在这里干什么

Oh he's just helping us develop a better more efficient

他正在帮我们开发一种更好更高效的

neutrino comm system that we're gonna pitch to the military

中微子通讯系统我们就能联系军队

making yours obsolete

彻底打垮你

Yeah Leonard thought of it

没错是莱纳德想出来的

It's genius ‭Oh thanks

-非常聪明 -谢谢

You see instead of using liquid helium

我没有用液氦而是用...

Good God man shut up Right sorry

-妈呀快闭嘴 -对不起

You didn't tell me we were doing this just to stick it to Sheldon

你没说算这个是为了整治谢尔顿呀

Oh well

那个...

I messing with you This sundae just got a cherry on top

逗你玩呢这不是锦上添花吗

Fine Good luck to you

好吧祝你们好运

The military is already interested in my system

军方已经对我的系统感兴趣了

and my math is worked out

我的运算也都完成了

His still has a big gap in it

他的运算中还有一个大空白

Where

在哪里

There

就这儿

Can I ask you a question ‭

我可以问一个问题吗

Does a drug still count as an antidepressant

如果一种药的头号副作用是让人不停地哭

if its number one side effect is uncontrollable weeping

它还能算是抗抑郁剂吗

I don't know I always feel better after a good cry

不知道反正我每次哭完都觉得好爽

I've been trying to ask Bernadette

我一直想问问博纳黛特的意见

but she's not answering any of my texts

但她完全不回我的短信

Yeah uh listen I think she might be a little threatened by you you know

听着我觉得她有点被你威胁到了

because you can tie your own shoes and laugh without peeing

因为你能系自己的鞋带大笑时不会漏尿

Did she say something to you

她对你说什么了吗

没有

I mean well kind of

好吧说了一点

But it's okay She's just hormonal

不过没事的她是荷尔蒙作祟

And you know don't worry I stood up for you

你也别担心我为你说话了

I don't need you to stand up for me

我才不需要你为我说话呢

You're not my boyfriend

你又不是我男朋友

Look I care about you

我很关心你

and you can say that this doesn't mean anything

你也可以说这一切不代表什么

but the truth is we're in a relationship okay

但事实上我俩算是在交往中

And you're gonna have to figure out some way to deal with it

总有一天你得想出办法面对这事

I can't believe she dumped me

真不敢相信她居然把我甩了

This is tough for me 'cause I can

我完全能相信啊

Sorry things worked out like that

抱歉事情最后变成这样

Because I'm in pain or because you don't have a spy anymore

因为我痛苦分手还是因为你失去了一个间谍

Let's just leave it at "I'm sorry "

你知道我很抱歉就够了

You're already sad

你已经够伤心了

Based on Kripke's calculations

根据克里普奇的计算

I think this is gonna work

我们应该能成功

Maybe we should pitch it to Colonel Williams today

也许我们应该今天去跟威廉上校说说

Why limit ourselves to the U S Military

干嘛把自己局限于美国军队呢

I bet there's a lot of other places we could take this

肯定还有很多人想要我们的项目呢

Without committing criminal espionage

我是说不会被当成间谍抓起来的那种

You know it's easy to shoot an idea down Leonard

打击别人的想法不要钱是吧莱纳德

Well I suppose congratulations are in order

我想我应该恭喜两位了

You set out to destroy me and you achieved your goal

你们想打击我你们成功了

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

The military canceled my project

军队取消了我的项目

because they're going with yours

因为他们要和你们合作了

That's impossible We haven't even pitched it yet

不可能我们根本还没联系呢

Well Colonel Williams said another team at Caltech

威廉上校告诉我加州理工的另一个团队

came up with a more efficient neutrino comm system

开发出了更高效的中微子通讯系统

Damn it

我去

Excuse us

我们离开一下

Kripke

克里普奇

What's up fellas

怎么了各位

Did you screw us over

你背叛了我们吗

Ooh I can't tell you that

哇我可不能告诉你

It's classified

这是机密

Why did you tell Barry Kripke your idea

你们干嘛把点子告诉巴里·克里普奇

This is all your fault

这都怪你俩

No it's your fault

不是你的错

If you would've come to us in the beginning

如果你一开始就和我们联手

none of this would've happened

这些烂事就不会发生了

Well if it helps you all behaved terribly

如果能安慰到你们的话你们都做错了

and you deserve what you got

你们自食恶果完全活该

Well that doesn't help at all

完全没安慰到

You know sometimes your social skills are very poor

有时候你的社交技巧真是令人发指

Can't believe we let Kripke use us like that

真不敢相信我们被克里普奇利用了

You know maybe you're all more like the guy

也许你们都更像那个

who didn't invent the electric car

电动汽车以他为名却不是他发明的家伙

and less like the guy who didn't invent the lightbulb

而不像那个其实没发明灯泡的家伙吧

She's right Maybe we're all a bunch of Teslas after all

她说得对也许我们全都是特斯拉

Didn't Tesla die penniless forgotten and insane

特斯拉最后不是默默无闻地死于贫穷和癫狂吗

You may have a point about her social skills

你对她社交技巧的评价太到位了

He wasn't insane

他才没有发疯

He did fall in love with a pigeon

他的确有爱上了一只鸽子

Well if we're gonna call Tesla crazy

如果特斯拉喜欢小小丑丑的东西

for loving something small and unappealing

就要被说成是疯子的话

might as well put Penny in a padded cell right now

不如马上把佩妮关进疯人院吧