生活大爆炸-S07E02_生活大爆炸

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And here's another interesting weather fact

还有一个有趣的天气现象

Another Great

还有吗太好了

Changes in jet streams can affect the speed

急流的改变可以影响

at which the Earth rotates on its axis

地球自转的速度

so bad weather can actually make the day longer

所以坏天气能让一天时间变得长一些

Well there must be a hell of a storm somewhere

那我现在一定是处于是雷电交加处

Joke if you must

随便你笑

but you're going to miss these moments

不过你之后会想念现在的时光的

With Leonard home in a few days

莱纳德几天后就回来了

this was your last time driving me to the grocery store

这是你最后一次开车送我去食品店

You know I will miss this

是呀我一定会"很"想念的

I'll tell you what if my apples are mealy

这样说吧如果我买的苹果不够脆

we'll hit the produce section for one last crazy blowout

我们就再杀去农产品区来次最后的疯狂抢购

Heck you can even push the cart

好啦这次购物车给你推

Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard's return

请别把我期盼莱纳德归来

as criticism of the job you've been doing in his absence

当作是批评你这段时间顶替他的工作表现

I won't

我不会的

That criticism will come later in your report card

稍后送上的成绩单里会有批评的详细内容

Yeah I didn't stay for the detention

总之你罚我留堂我不会理

I'm not gonna read the report card

我也不会看成绩单

Hello

你好

Leonard

莱纳德

Shh shh Hi

-嘘 -你回来啦

Keep your voice down Oh my God

-小声点 -我的天

You weren't supposed to be here till Sunday

你不是说周日才回来吗

We finished the experiment early

实验提前结束了

so I thought I'd come home and surprise you

我就想着回家给你一个惊喜

Oh my gosh why are we whispering

我的天我们为什么要这样小声说话

I didn't tell Sheldon

我没有告诉谢尔顿

so we could have a few days alone

这样我们可以过几天二人世界

Oh that is so romantic

真是太浪漫了

Uh sure that's why I did it

当然这正是我这么做的"理由"

Oh I just cannot believe you're here

真不敢相信你回来了

Penny it's your lucky day

佩妮今天是你的幸运日

Three of the eggs are clearly not jumbo

有三个鸡蛋很明显不是特大号的

Grab your keys

拿上车钥匙

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Uh Stuart I was wondering

斯图尔特请问

if you could help me find something Happy to

-你能不能帮我找点东西 -非常乐意

unless it's hope or a reason to live

除了帮你找希望和活下去的理由

Oh you make me laugh sad clown

你都让我笑了悲伤的小丑

Anyhoo

总之

Leonard will be back in a couple days

莱纳德几天后就回来了

and I need a welcome home gift for him

我要为他准备一份欢迎回家的礼物

As he's been at sea perhaps something

因为他一直在海上有可能

with a nautical theme might be appropriate

航海主题的比较合适

Okay well I don't know how much you want to spend

好吧我不知道你想花多少钱

but I do have this pretty cool Aquaman statue

但我有个相当酷的潜水侠塑像

Aquaman

潜水侠

Oh this isn't a gag gift Stuart

我不是要送恶作剧礼物斯图尔特

Yeah just as well

没关系

It's a pretty rare piece

这是相当珍贵的版本

I'd rather just sell it to a real collector

我宁愿卖给真正的收藏家

I'm a real collector

我就是真正的收藏家

How rare is it

这个有多珍贵

Oh I shouldn't even have mentioned it

提起这个是我不好

How about a Batman squirt gun

来个蝙蝠侠水枪怎么样

Don't try and trick me

别想糊弄我买

into buying something I don't want

我根本不想买的东西

Now let's talk Aquaman

给我说说潜水侠

What were they thinking putting Doctor Octopus's mind

他们在想什么呀将章鱼博士的大脑

in Spider Man's body

放在蜘蛛侠的身体里

Well I've been quite enjoying that

我还挺喜欢的

It combines all the superhero fun of Spider Man

这样结合了《蜘蛛侠》的超级英雄乐趣

with all the body switching shenanigans of Freaky Friday

与《辣妈辣妹》的身体互换的恶搞

林赛·罗韩也曾为《辣妈辣妹》主演

"Both versions original and Lohan "

两个版本都是原创加林赛·罗韩

"Both versions original and Lohan "

两个版本都是原创加林赛·罗韩

You're an idiot

你真是个白痴

Hey what's your problem

你这是怎么啦

I'm sorry I've been kind of snippy lately

对不起最近我有些暴躁

It's probably this stupid diet I'm on

可能因为我在减肥

Why are you on a diet

你为什么要减肥

I've put on a couple pounds

我胖了几磅

Had to buy these pants in the men's section

都得到成年男装区买裤子了

Well we've all seen your mom

我们都见过你的母亲大人

That Butterball turkey

不是一家胖人

was bound to come home to roost

不进一家肥门

$1 200 That's my final offer

一千二百块不能再加了

All right Sheldon you win

好吧谢尔顿你赢了

I'm sure Leonard is gonna love this

我相信莱纳德一定会喜欢的

Oh right a present for Leonard

对了还要给莱纳德买礼物呢

You better throw in that squirt gun

给我加上那把水枪吧

Yeah I don't know

你真要买吗

This squirt gun it's uh it's pretty rare

这把水枪相当的相当的珍贵

And this is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat

这是我在船上做《泰坦尼克号》的招牌动作

And oh

还有

That's me getting rescued after I fell in

这是我掉下船后被救起来

Oh that's the pizza Yep

-披萨来了 -好的

Here's some money Thank you

-给你钱 -谢谢

And I'm gonna hit the head

我去茅坑

That's what us salty sea dogs say

咱这些被海风吹的老练的水手

when we have to go pee pee

要去尿尿时都这么说

$22 50

22块5毛

Okay here's uh $25 Keep the change

给 25块不用找了

Seriously

不是吧

I just walked up like four flights of stairs

我刚爬了四层楼梯哦

Okay

好吧

Well here's um

给这里有

30 something cents

大概三毛钱

and a promise I won't call your boss

加上我向你保证不会打电话给你老板

and tell him you reek of marijuana

揭发你一身大麻的臭味

Oh Penny I see you've ordered pizza

佩妮你点了披萨

I have Chinese food

我买了中餐回来

That's nice

真好

Oh that's a rather earthy cologne

你的古龙水味好有大地的气息啊

My uncle used to wear that

我叔叔以前就喷这种

Perhaps we can enjoy one last meal together

趁莱纳德还没有回来

before Leonard returns Yeah thanks

-也许我们可以共进最后一次晚餐 -多谢了

but I kind of feel like eating alone tonight so

但我今晚想一个人吃饭算了吧

Are you sure

你确定吗

With your Italian pizza and my Chinese noodles

你有意大利披萨我有中式面条

we could play Marco Polo

我们可以玩马可波罗

I mean of course a reenactment of a meal

当然了是吃饭时

in the life of Marco Polo the Venetian explorer

玩威尼斯探险家马可波罗的角色扮演

not Marco Polo the terrifying water sport

不是吓死人的马可波罗水上游戏

其他人就得喊"波罗" 听音辨位

类似鬼抓人游戏鬼得闭上眼睛喊着"马克"

Uh yeah it sounds fun but no thanks

听起来很有意思不过多谢了

Have a good night

晚安啦

What now do you have company

你家有客人吗

No No no no

没有当然没有

You know what Th The toilet's been doing that

知道吗马桶一直在抽风

I called the building manager so

我已经打电话给大厦管理员了

Oh I can take a look at it

我可以帮你看看

I'm quite familiar with plumbing

我对水管工的工作还挺在行的

Not to brag

不是吹牛哈

but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet

我读五年级时大部分时候头是被摁在马桶里的

Yeah no no no

不用了

You know what Sheldon it's okay

谢尔顿没关系

You don't have to go into the bathroom

你不用去厕所

That's curious

好奇怪

If there's no one here

如果家里就你一个人

why are there two glasses of wine on the table

为什么桌上有两杯红酒

这个啊

Well you know I I've got two hands

我有两只手

and a bit of a drinking problem

而且有轻微酗酒的问题

Of course

当然了

Ask a silly question

我问这种问题真傻

That's odd

好奇怪

Um what

又怎么啦

There are takeout containers in the trash can

垃圾桶里有外带饭盒

So That's my dinner from last night

有什么奇怪的那是我昨晚的晚餐

What's odd is they're in the trash can

奇怪的是你居然把饭盒扔进垃圾桶里

Okay

好吧

Look honey I promise there's no one's here

亲爱的我保证这里没其他人

I've had a long day

我今天好累

I just want to have a quiet dinner by myself

我只想一个人安静地吃顿晚餐

Oh very well

好吧

I'm no stranger to enjoying the pleasures of solitude

反正我早就习惯于享受独处的乐趣

Oh What

-对了 -什么事

Have you gotten Leonard a welcome home gift yet

你为莱纳德准备了欢迎回家的礼物吗

No Oh great

-没有 -太好了

Do you want to go halfsies on a $200 squirt gun

我买了把两百块的水枪你想跟我合送吗

Hi honey

亲爱的

I made some brownies You want one

我做了巧克力蛋糕你想吃吗

You're kidding right

你在开玩笑对吗

I mean you know

你应该知道

I'm trying to lose weight

我在减肥吧

God I thought we were partners in this marriage

老天我还以为我们夫妻心有灵犀呢

We are Stop it

我们是的别这样

And for the last time you're not fat

我最后说一次你不胖

Really Tell that to the bathroom scale

是吗这话跟浴室秤说去

'cause one of you is lying

你和它之间有一个在说谎

Fine forget I asked

好吧当我没问

How was dinner at your mom's

在你妈妈家吃晚餐还好吗

Awful

太可怕了

I had to rub her ointment all over her again

又得帮她全身擦药膏

Why can't she do it

她为什么不自己擦

'Cause we've got a deeply unhealthy relationship

因为我们母子的关系相当不健康

Which reminds me

这倒提醒我了

do you think you can get any samples of this from work

你可以趁工作之便拿这个的样品吗

This was supposed to last her a month

这个本来要用一个月的

but they didn't take into account

但是医生没有考虑到

the square footage of her back

她背部的庞大的面积

Let me see

我看看

How long have you been putting this on her

你帮她擦这个多久了

I don't know

不知道

Few weeks Why

几个星期吧怎么啦

This is really strong estrogen cream

这是药效相当强的雌性激素药膏

Please tell me you've been wearing gloves

拜托你告诉我你戴了手套

Like these swollen sausages could fit in gloves

肿得像香肠一样的手指戴得下手套吗

Howie the estrogen's getting absorbed by your skin

华仔雌性激素经由你的皮肤吸收了

That's why you've been

所以你最近才这么的

all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass

喜怒无常顶心顶肺

You're full of estrogen and you don't act like that

你全身都是雌性激素你怎么不这样

That's 'cause I'm a woman

因为我是女人啊

I've had years of practice riding the dragon

我练习了多年来驾驭魔性

Fine

好吧

I'll wear gloves next time

下次我会戴手套的

It's still gonna take a few weeks

这些激素要想排出体外

for the hormones to leave your system

还是需要几周的时间

I feel so stupid

我觉得自己好蠢

And fat

好肥

It's okay

没关系

You still look great to me

我还是觉得你好帅

In fact why don't we go in the bedroom

不如我们去卧室

and I'll prove it to you

我向你证明吧

Sex Really

上床你不是吧

I mean that's just your solution to everything

这就是你解决一切问题的方法

Oh and here's a fun thing

有趣的是

I worked it out so that there are

我想到了办法所以

two different words for spoon

表示勺子有两个词

"Planko" and "Janko "

"凹里满"和"凹里空"

"Planko" is a spoon with food

"凹里满"是舀了食物的勺子

"Janko" is a spoon without food

"凹里空"是没舀食物的勺子

"Janko" is spelled with a silent "Ptang "

"凹里空"里的"空"要发儿话音

Sheldon you're not even listening

谢尔顿你根本没仔细听

to the rules of my made up language

我原创语言的规则

Yes I am

我有听啊

Then what does "tweepadock" mean

那么"扇扇风"是什么

Elephant

大象

Lucky guess

算你运气好

I'm sorry

对不起

I'm just distracted by something that happened over at Penny's

佩妮家的事让我烦心意乱

What happened

出什么事了

I fear Penny is being unfaithful to Leonard

我害怕佩妮对莱纳德不忠

What

什么

She claimed to be alone

她说她是一个人

when there was obviously someone else in her apartment

但明明她家就还有其他的人

I have no choice but to assume the worst

我往最坏的地方想也是没办法的事

given Leonard's lengthy sea voyage

考虑到莱纳德远航在外

and her famously ravenous nether regions

还有她那声名在外的渴望被甘霖滋润的旱地

I don't think Penny would cheat on Leonard

我觉得佩妮不会对莱纳德不忠的

Oh really

是吗

She and I once had a staring contest

有一次我和她玩瞪眼比赛

She clapped really loud and made me blink

她大声鼓掌让我眨眼

It's a small leap from there to sexual infidelity

从这点到出轨只有一小步之遥

You're being ridiculous

你这是在强词夺理

Amy there were Chinese food containers

艾米她居然会把中餐外带饭盒

in the trash can

丢到垃圾桶里

Poor Leonard

可怜的莱纳德

Do you hear anything

你听到什么了吗

I hear a woman's voice

我听到女人的声音

Is it Penny

是佩妮吗

No it's you

不是你

All right I hear whispering and giggling

好吧我听到低语轻笑

Now I think I hear kissing

现在我想我听到接吻声了

Yeah like you know what kissing sounds like

说得好像你知道接吻声是什么样似的

There's kissing in Star Trek smarty pants

《星际迷航》里有亲嘴聪明鬼

Let me listen

让我听听

Sounds like Leonard

声音像是莱纳德

Please

瞎说

Why would Leonard come home early

为啥莱纳德提前回家

and waste his time kissing Penny

却浪费时间和佩妮亲嘴

when he could be hanging out with his best buddy

而不和他最好的朋友一起玩呢

Yeah that's it

行了够了

I'm catching her in the act

我要去当场抓奸

No Sheldon don't

别谢尔顿别这样

Aha

抓到啦

What the hell

你这是干什么

Leonard

莱纳德

Sheldon you cannot just barge in here like that

谢尔顿你不能这样直接闯进来

Right

好吧

Penny

佩妮

Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮

Are you going to answer the door

你是开门呢

or should I open it and say "Aha" again

还是我自己开门再说一次"抓到啦"

I'm sorry Sheldon

抱歉谢尔顿

I should've told you I was back

我应该告诉你我回来了

I just wanted to have a couple days alone with Penny

我只是想和佩妮单独相处几天

Oh no I should apologize

不应该是我道歉

Uh I never realized to what extent

我从未意识到我们的友谊

our friendship was a burden to you

对你而言是一种负担

That is not fair

你这么说就过分了

I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month

我每月至少抱怨一次这个负担何其沉重啊

Oh no no let's not sugarcoat this

行了行了别绕弯子了

You find me finicky pedantic and annoying

你就是觉得我挑剔迂腐讨厌嘛

No he doesn't

不他没有

I actually have used those exact words before

我之前确实说过这些词

In that order

连顺序都一样

Well Leonard I think it's high time

莱纳德现在是时候

you and I address the "Tweepadock" in the room

你我面对这房里的"扇扇风"了

房里的大象[扇扇风] 俗语指显而易见却故意忽略的事情

The what Amy

-啥玩意儿 -艾米解释下

Please leave me out of this

我不想掺和进来

Uh fine

好吧

Leonard

莱纳德,

there's no need for you

你不必

to pretend to like me anymore

再假装喜欢我了

Come on I said I was sorry

别这样我道歉了

No no you save your apologies

不用了你把你的道歉

for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny

留着和佩妮交媾不满意的时候用吧

It was fine

也没很差啦

Come on this is silly

别这样这太傻了

Hey um I brought you back

我这次旅行回来

a little present from my trip huh

给你带了礼物

It's that sailor cap that you wanted

是你想要的水手帽

It's neat huh

很潇洒吧

You honestly think you can buy back my friendship

你真觉得你用个廉价的纪念品

with a cheap souvenir

就能赎回我们的友谊吗

I don't

我没这么想

No I really don't

真的真的没这么想

Just try it on

试戴一下吧

Oh yeah Hello sailor

-赞啊 -水手你好

Ooh now we're talking

真好看

Excuse me

失陪

This changes nothing

这顶帽子改变不了什么

Except the Halloween costume

不过今年的万圣节

I'm wearing this year

我要戴这个帽子

Amy you're going to be Olive Oyl

艾米你扮演奥丽弗

动画片《大力水手》的女主角身形十分纤瘦

Lay off the donuts

少吃点甜甜圈

Thanks for coming over

谢谢你过来

No problem

不用谢

Ooh you made little sandwiches

你还做了三明治

Yeah that's cucumber and cream cheese

这是黄瓜奶油干酪的

That's turkey and loganberry

这是火鸡罗甘莓的

And don't tell my hips but I'm warming up a brie in the oven

别告诉我的屁屁但我烤箱里还热着起司呢

Nice So

不错那...

Mmm What's up

找我来什么事

Okay well I've been reading up on all the side effects

我研究了很多关于

you can get from estrogen

雌性激素的副作用

and

然后...

I need you to be honest with me

你得老实跟我说

Do my boobs look bigger to you

我的胸部是不是变大了

Well it's kind of hard to tell

我看不太出来耶

Come on Raj it's a "yes or no" question

拉杰你只需回答"是"或"不是"

I'm not sure

我不确定

Um wait

等等

Jump up and down let's see if they jiggle

跳一跳看你会不会乳摇

Uh no I

不行我...

I still can't tell uh

还是看不出来

Oh you know what Okay uh give me some of this

这样吧你做这个动作

Seriously

真的假的

Do you want my help or not

你要不要我帮你

Fine

好吧

Okay yup

对对

See see that that looks like

瞧瞧这样看起来

that looks like they could be bigger

貌似是大了一点

But you know I bet I bet when I do it

不过如果我也做同样的动作

mine do the same thing

我也会乳摇

Yeah they kind of do

是摇得挺厉害

Hmm Uh let me see something

让我再看看

Hey easy

嘿别这样

My nipples are sensitive

我的乳头很敏感

Sorry sorry uh

抱歉抱歉

Okay

好了

I mean

我觉得...

Yeah m maybe

好像大了点

Okay let me feel

让我也摸摸

No I am definitely up a cup size

天啊我肯定大了一个罩杯

You know b but they're very firm

不过你的胸部很坚挺

so you've got that going for you

所以你是捞到好处了

You think

真的

Yeah yeah yeah very perky

是是是非常坚挺

Thank you

谢谢

I really needed to hear that today

今天我真的很需要鼓励

Ooh brie's ready Yay

-布里干酪好了 -好耶

Good morning Hello

-早上好 -好

So am I driving you to work

要我开车送你去上班吗

or are you still mad at me

还是你要继续生我气

I'd like a ride

送我吧

Assuming you actually do take me to work

你真的是送我去上班就可以

Where do you think I would take you

不然我会送你去哪里

Who knows

谁知道

Uh you said you'd be home yesterday

你说你昨天才会到家

but you came home three days ago

结果你三天前就回来了

You say you're taking me to work

你说要送我

but for all I know

但谁知道呢

I'll end up in a deserted amusement park

没准你会把我丢在荒芜的游乐园里

Or a cornfield maze

或是某个玉米田迷宫

Or a back alley dog fight

或是某个后巷斗狗场

You tell me

你说吧

I'm going to work

我去上班了

You can come if you want

愿意你就跟我走

Okay

好吧

By the way you have something on your shirt

我说你衣服上沾了脏东西

No I don't

没有啊

Hurts doesn't it

被人骗好伤心对不对

You know I find myself wondering

我真是忍不住要怀疑

if anything you've ever told me is true

你以前是不是一直在骗我

I didn't make it back

我还是没能挽回局面

The ship sank I'm in hell

事态严重我是在劫难逃了

You say you're from New Jersey but how can I believe you

你说自己来自新泽西我可不敢相信你

Why would anyone claim to be from New Jersey

世界上怎么会有人冒充

if they weren't

自己是新泽西人呢

All right I'll give you that one

好吧你说得有道理

Hey I said I was sorry

我都道过歉了

What else do you want from me

你还想要我怎么样啊

I want you to admit that what you did was wrong Fine

-我要你承认自己错了 -行

What I did was wrong

我真的错了

I wish I could believe you

信你才怪

You know what

算了吧

I'm not driving you to work

我不载你去上班了

because you're incredibly annoying

你实在是烦死人

You say one thing and do the other

你这人心口不一

so then you are driving me and you find me a delight

所以你不但要载我上班还挺喜欢我的

Stop it Keep it up

-别说了 -继续吗

Bye Hello

-再见 -你好

So I guess you're really holding up the other four fingers

你其实是想竖其他四根指头对吧

Oh hey what are you doing here so early

你这么早过来干什么

Driving Sheldon to work

送谢尔顿上班

He's still mad at Leonard huh

他还在生莱纳德的气吗

Well he's mad at you too

他也在生你的气

He says you're the succubus who led his friend astray

他说你是让他朋友堕落的魅魔

在男子睡觉的时候降临并与之交媾的女妖

I don't know what "Succubus" is but

我不知道魅魔是什么不过

it has "suck" in it so that can't be good

里面有魔[烂]字肯定不是好词

Thought I heard you out here

我就觉得听到你的声音了

Hey Sheldon

你好呀谢尔顿

You don't get a "hey "

你不配我说"你好"

You get a "hmm "

你只配得到"嗯"

Come on don't be like that

拜托不要这么绝情

We had so much fun together the last couple of months

我们前几个月不是一直玩得挺好的嘛

You're right

你说得对

Which makes your betrayal all the more devastating

所以你的背叛才显得更加不可饶恕

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I let you buy feminine hygiene products

我都把自己的超市会员卡

with my supermarket club card

借给你去买女性生理用品了

You have any idea the kind of coupons

你知道现在他们都寄给我

I'm going to get in the mail now

什么产品的折扣券吗

Sheldon your fight's with Leonard

谢尔顿你是和莱纳德斗气

Penny's got nothing to do

佩妮和这事没有关...

Careful Amy

你也要小心了艾米

The friend of my enemy's girlfriend is my enemy

我的敌人的女友的朋友也是我的敌人哦

Really Yes

-真的吗 -是的

You're either with me or against me

你要不就顺着我要不就逆着我

You want to take the bus to work

我看你是打算坐公车上班了

Maybe there's a third option

也许还存在第三种选择

FYI I had a doughnut for breakfast you jerk

对了我早餐吃的就是甜甜圈混球

So now we're just waiting for the data

现在我们还在等

from the ship to be crunched

船上的资料处理完毕

but the numbers look pretty promising

但从数据上看结果应该不差

That's so great

太厉害了

If you guys prove the existence of Unruh radiation

如果你们能证明盎鲁效应的存在

Hey hey hey hey

喂喂这位仁兄

My eyes are up here

看我的眼别乱看

Howard Raj

霍华德拉杰

Judas

犹大[背叛者]

You know what

懒得理你

You're a crazy person

你就是个疯子

A crazy person with a long memory

一个拥有好记性的疯子

and if all goes according to plan a robot army

如果一切进行顺利还有一支机器人军团

Stop it

别说了

Or a mutant army

或者是变异军团

It depends on how my Kickstarter goes

就看我写在圆梦网上的计划有没有人投资了

I said stop it

我说你们别闹了

Now listen to me

听我说

You two aren't just friends

你们俩不光是普通朋友

You're best friends

你们可是好朋友

And that's a beautiful thing

友情是多么美好的事啊

I mean Leonard you know why he's so mad at you

莱纳德你知道他为什么特别生气吗

It's 'cause he missed you

那是因为他想念你呀

Yeah and as his friend

而你作为他的好友

you should be happy

你应该高兴才对

he has love in his life

他找到了生命中的真爱

As I do

就像我一样

This man held my breast the other day

这位帅哥那天摸了我的胸部

and I love him for it

我为此深深敬爱他

A little loud dude

你不如再吼大声点老兄

So can we please put aside these petty differences

所以我们能不能忽略这些小矛盾

and just be glad we're here together

为了我们的团聚开心一点

Okay I suppose so

-好吧 -我同意

Thank you

谢谢

Uh it wasn't anything weird

我们没做什么怪事

It was just to see how big they were

我是为了测量他的胸部有多大而已

And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist

后来莱纳德带我去了理发店和牙医诊所

and then to cap off the perfect day

以及为完美的一天划下终点的

the Los Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures

洛杉矶计量局

I thought the measures were going to be the stars of the show

我原以为尺寸测量最受欢迎

turns out it was the weights

没想到重量测量更胜一筹

I'm so glad you guys are friends again

你们和好了我真开心

And I'm glad you and I are friends again too

我俩和好了我也很开心

Aw Which reminds me

我想起来了

This came in the mail and I want you to have it

这是随信寄来的我想送给你

"50 cents off Vagisil "

女性阴部洗剂凭券折价5毛

Think of me when you apply it

使用的时候可别忘了我

Uh can I just say

我想对你们说

I've missed all of us hanging out together

我真心怀念大家伙聚在一起的时光

Yeah Me too

-没错 -我也是

Um since when can Koothrappali talk

库斯拉帕从什么时候开始

in front of the girls without a beer

不用喝酒也可以在女生面前讲话啦

Oh that happened right after you left

你刚走他就痊愈了

And no one told me

怎么没人告诉我

Can't believe we forgot to tell him

我们居然忘记告诉他了

Think of Sheldon when you apply it

使用的时候别忘了谢尔顿