生活大爆炸-S11E19_生活大爆炸

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Why are you wearing a Band Aid

你怎么贴了个邦迪

Halley bit me

哈雷咬我

You got beaten up by a girl

你被小姑娘给虐了

Hey that's sexist

你这是性别歧视

You're right

你说得对

You got beaten up by a baby

你被小婴儿给虐啦

What you got there

你手上拿的什么呢

Oh I grabbed a sandwich at the food truck out front

我在前面小摊子买的三明治

Wait n now hold on

等等姑娘请留步

Tonight is Friday

今晚是周五夜

and I believe you know what that means

我想你应该知道这代表什么

That my fun young life took a drastic turn somewhere

我有趣年轻的生命突然要急转直下吗

不是

But yeah

其实说对了

No that means it's Chinese food night

意思是今晚是中餐夜

Yeah and you have Chinese food So eat it

是啊你也叫了中餐快吃吧

But I can smell your pastrami

但我能闻到你的熏牛肉

And we can all hear your complaining

我们也都听得到你的抱怨声

so no one's happy

谁都不高兴很公平啊

It does smell good

的确闻起来很好吃

Oh it is I had one the other day

是的我那天也吃了一份

What is happening

这是在干嘛

Everybody's supposed to be eating Chinese food

大家现在应该是要吃中餐

Well actually I believe the Chinese

其实呢我相信三明治

may have invented the sandwich

有可能是中国人发明的呢

Their dish "Rou jia mo" literally means

他们的"肉夹馍"字面意思就是

"Meat between bread "

"肉夹在面包里"

So it looks like all of us including Penny

所以我们所有人包含佩妮

are eating Chinese food

都在吃中餐啊

Except for you Sheldon You're eating crow

除了你谢尔顿你在吃瘪[乌鸦]

I'm sorry I think you're forgetting

抱歉我觉得你忘了

that the sandwich was invented

三明治是由

by John Montagu the Earl of Sandwich

三明治伯爵约翰·孟塔古所发明的

Oh The truck's called "Pearl of Sandwich "

小摊的名字叫"三明治[地名]之珠"

Now I get it

我现在懂这哏了

All right that smells too good I got to get one of those

好了这味道太香了我也要去买一份

And I think you're forgetting that there are written documents

但我觉得你忘了中国的肉夹面包

of meat between bread being eaten in China during the Tang dynasty

在唐代的文献上就有记载来证明了

You know what I'll go with you

这样吧我跟你去买

And then maybe we just go home

或许我们能直接开溜回家

I think you're defining bread very loosely

我觉得你这个面包的定义过于广泛啊

If we go down that road where does it end

如果这样的话那我们得辩到何时

Well I would say when we go to bed

我本来想回答辩到去睡觉

but you talk in your sleep

但你睡觉还说梦话

I don't want to get into this with you right now

我不想现在跟你继续辩下去

We'll talk about this when I'm asleep

等我睡觉之后我们再谈

I don't want to talk about it when you're asleep

我不想等你睡着后才谈

How come we can't talk about it now

我们为什么不能现在谈

Well because I'm eating now

因为我现在在吃东西啊

Fine How's your moo shu

行行行那你的木须肉如何

You know what It's great

其实还挺不错的

Wait look at that

等等你瞧瞧

Hmm Well maybe the Chinese did invent the sandwich

或许三明治还真是中国人发明的

I guess you were right

看来你刚才说的是对的

Too bad no one's around to hear it

可惜没人在旁见证这一刻

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十九集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180413

I can smell that food truck from up here

我在楼上都能闻到楼下小摊的味道

Just close the window if you don't like the smell

如果你不喜欢那味道你就关窗啊

Of course I like the smell

我当然喜欢那味道啊

It's salt and fat

就是盐巴跟油脂

My brain may be evolved but my tongue still wants

我的大脑已经进化完毕但我的舌头还是想

to pick up a club and drag that truck back to my cave

捡起一根木棒把那小摊敲晕再拖回我的山洞

So there's something you like

所以有一个你很喜欢

but it's also driving you crazy

但是也快把你给逼疯的东西

Been there doing it now

我有经验正在体验中

No it it's a distraction

这太令人分心了

How can I focus on my work

这样我怎么专心工作啊

when all I can think about is how much I want that sandwich

我满脑子都在想着我有多想吃那三明治

So go get one

那你就去买一个吃啊

I can't just give in to every urge I have when I have it

我不能一有冲动就对自己妥协啊

That's why I have a rigid schedule

这就是为什么我必须按表操课

It's bad enough I had to give in to my urge

我没克制住冲动做了一个严格的时间表

to create a rigid schedule

就已经够堕落了

You know why don't I just go down to the food truck

这样吧要不我们下楼去找那小摊

and ask them to move

请求他们换个地方卖

Why are you taking cash No reason

-那你为什么还带上现金了 -不为什么

Oh this is the life

人生就是得这样

What could be better than this

还有什么比这个更好的呢

If you weren't wearing one of my swimsuits

比如你不是穿着我的泳裤就更好了

I'll give it back

我会还给你的

You know the rule

你懂规矩

once it touches hiney it's no longer miney

碰过小鸡鸡就被我抛弃

You're such a prude

你要不要这么死心眼

Do you know all the things this water's touching right now

你知道这水现在正"碰"着哪些东西吗

Well I'm relaxed enough

我放松完了

Hey Howard look

霍华德你看

What's that

那是什么

Looks like someone's drone

感觉像是别人的无人机

Oh no

惨了

Do you think it was spying on us in the hot tub

会不会是有人在偷看我们泡澡啊

'Cause I'm only 40% of the way to my beach bod

人家离可去海滩见人的身材还差了6成

One of the propellers is broken

其中一个螺旋桨坏了

It must have crashed

这是坠机在这里的

Oh Do you think you could fix it

你觉得你能修好吗

Maybe Should we try and track down the owner first

或许吧但我们是不是该先找到主人是谁

Yeah that's probably a good idea

这样应该比较好

Anyone lose a drone

有人弄丢无人机了吗

Looks like it's ours

看来这是我们的了

Yay we got a drone

太好啦我们有无人机啦

Oh Yay we got a drone

太好啦我们有无人机啦

The pastrami truck moved

熏牛肉小摊换地方了

That is the danger of a restaurant on wheels

带轮子的餐厅就会有这种危险

No apparently someone complained to the tenants association

不是好像是有人去跟居委会投诉了

and they're not allowed to park on our street anymore

现在那小摊不允许在我们这条街摆摊了

Who would complain about something that everyone loves

谁会去投诉一个所有人都爱的东西啊

Did you complain to the tenants association about the food truck

你去跟居委会投诉小摊了吗

Yes

是的

And they actually took you seriously

他们居然把你的话当一回事了吗

Oh the tenants association takes every complaint seriously

居委会把所有的投诉都很当一回事

Oh great because I'm about to send them an e mail

那就最好了因为我要给他们发电邮

complaining about you

来投诉你这个人

Excuse me

抱歉

Someone should have spell checked

某人发信前应该先做拼字检查啊

What is going on here

这是怎么一回事

You're the tenants association

你就是居委会吗

You should see the look on your face

你真应该看看你现在脸上的表情

You might want to tell your wife

或许你会想告诉你夫人

that there's no "y" in "pastrami "

熏牛肉的"熏"没有"艹"字头

Okay that ought to do it

这样应该就行了

I've replaced the propeller

我把坏的螺旋桨给换了

and reattached the gimbal controller unit

并重新装上了平衡环控制单元

Dude you're like Grey's Anatomy for robots

兄弟你就像专治机器人的《实习医生格蕾》啊

Also why isn't that a show

还有这怎么还没做成节目呢

I just need to see if I can re sync

现在看看我能不能

the controls to this old remote

把它跟这个旧控制器同步到一起

We should name it

我们应该取个名

The drone or your stupid robot show

无人机还是你的白痴机器人节目

The drone

无人机

The show's already got a name

那个节目已经有名字了

General Bot spital

《综合机院》

《综合医院》是一部知名的长寿美国日间医学电视剧

I got it working

我弄好它啦

Let's play William Tell

我们来玩威廉·退尔吧

I'll put this bowl on my head

我把碗放在我头上

总督要他射中放在他儿子脑袋上的苹果才释放他们

农民威廉·退尔当年因事受罚

See if you can knock it off without hitting me

看你能不能不碰到我就把它打下去

You read my mind

你就是我肚子里的蛔虫啊

What are you doing

你们在干嘛啊

Either breaking a bowl or breaking Raj's head

不是打破一个碗就是打破拉杰脑袋

Be careful they don't make that bowl anymore

你小心点那碗已经停产了

It's a nice one

是一台好无人机呢

Yeah We found it in the yard and fixed it up

对啊我们在院子里发现把它修好了

Aren't you worried there's some kid out there

你不担心外面有个孩子

missing his drone

正在找他的无人机吗

Oh please Bernadette

拜托伯纳黛特

this is not a children's toy okay

这不是小孩的玩具好吗

This thing's got an HD camera on it

这上面有高清摄像头呢

Okay then aren't you worried there's some rich

好吧所以你不担心外面有个

peeping tom out there missing his drone

有钱的偷窥狂正在找他的无人机吗

We asked around and no one claimed it

我们问过了没人来认领啊

Ha I think we've done all we can do

我想我们已经尽力了

Did you check the video card

你检查记忆卡了吗

Maybe you can see where it started off from

也许能看到它是从哪里起飞的呢

What a great idea honey

真是个好主意啊亲爱的

So let me get this straight

让我把事情搞清楚

You are the president of the tenants association

你是居委会主席吗

President only member and harshest critic

主席唯一成员最严厉的批评家

I once gave myself an official reprimand

我曾经就自己边洗澡边开会

for conducting a meeting in the shower

给了自己一个官方的谴责

The steam warped my gavel

蒸汽把我的木槌弄弯了

Okay so when I got a fine for leaving my clothes

所以上次我把衣服留在烘干机太久

in the dryer for too long that was from you

收到了一张罚单那是你开的吗

$14 99

14.99元

The exact price of a new gavel

正是购买新木槌的价格

And the noise complaint we got

还有我们给为你唱生日快乐歌

for singing you "Happy Birthday"

收到的扰民警告呢

As a friend I was touched

从朋友角度来看我倍受感动

As a representative of the building

但身为本大楼的代表

I thought that you should pick a key and stick with it

我觉得你们唱得都找不到调了

Do you know he is the entire tenants association

你知道这家伙是整个居委会吗

No but I'm not surprised

不知道但我不奇怪

He's also the pope of a planet he invented in hyperspace

他还是自己在超空间发明的星球上的教皇呢

Why didn't you tell me

你为什么不告诉我

'Cause I wanted to make sure that you loved the man

因为我想确定你爱的是我本人

not the office

而不是权力

You can't just declare yourself president

你不能凭个人意愿就当主席

I didn't I called a meeting

我没有我开了会的

I was the only one to attend

只有我自己参加

I nominated myself and after a pretty moving speech

我提名了自己经过一番动人的演讲

I voted myself in

我选了自己

Well if you can vote yourself in

如果你可以选你自己

then we can vote you out Yeah

-那我们就把你罢免 -对

Fine Make a motion at the next meeting When is that

-行请在下次开会时提出动议 -什么时候

It's the first Saturday of every month

每个月的第一个周六

Unless there's an emergency meeting

除非有召开紧急会议

Then we call an emergency meeting

那我们就开紧急会议

You really don't have to

你真不需要这么做

This is the first Saturday of the month

今天就是本月的第一个周六

Okay fine Then we vote you out

好吧那我们要把你罢免

Uh uh hold on

等一等

Hold on First

等等首先

we have to read the minutes from last month's meeting

我们先得阅读上个月的会议记录

Amy would you do the honors

艾米能劳烦你一下吗

Why not

好吧

"Saturday March 3rd

"周六 3月3号

0705 meeting called to order

7点5分开会

0706 president gets shampoo in eye

7点6分主席的眼睛里沾了洗发水

0707 meeting adjourned "

7点7分散会"

Okay can we vote you out now

我们可以罢免你了吧

Ah very well New business

很好新事宜

I move for a vote of no confidence

我提出对现任主席

in the president Yeah

-不信任的提案 -没错

Two to one you lose

2比1 你输了

Not so fast I believe we have one tenant here

别急我们还有一位租客

who has not made her voice heard

没有发言呢

We're waiting fiancee

我们在等你呢未婚妻

Yeah we're waiting best friend

没错我们在等你好闺蜜

Yeah we're waiting

我们在等你

neighbor who needed a battery

上次需要电池时

and totally got one from me no strings attached

从我这里无条件拿了一节的邻居

I don't want to be in the middle of this

我不想掺和你们的事

No matter which way I vote I'm either

不管我怎么选

a bad friend a bad fiancee

我就会变成一个坏闺蜜坏未婚妻

or an ungrateful recipient of a battery

或者是拿了电池不知恩图报的坏人

Next time I have a meeting in the shower

下一次我在浴室开会时

you're welcome to attend

欢迎你来参加

Sheldon Sheldon for president I pick Sheldon

谢尔顿谢尔顿主席我选谢尔顿

Ugh I can't believe my best friend sided with Sheldon

不敢相信我最好的朋友和谢尔顿是一伙的

Can't believe my best friend is Sheldon

不敢相信我最好的朋友就是谢尔顿

Ah I should've taken that gavel

我应该抢过他的木槌

and shoved it right down this throat

从他的喉咙插下去

I would've gone the other way

我会从另一个洞插进去

but it would've gotten to his throat

不过终点也会插到喉咙

What

怎么了

Don't be mad at me

别生我的气

I mean I can't vote against him

我不能投他的反对票呀

Even when he's being crazy

哪怕他是个疯子吗

Well what other times are there

难道他有不疯的时候吗

So you just let him get away with anything

那你放任他随心所欲乱来吗

Well not anything

也不是随心所欲啦

But honestly pastrami sandwich

不过老实说我也不想死在

is not the hill I want to die on

熏牛肉三明治这座山上

It's not about the sandwich

这不仅仅是三明治

It's about the principle

而是原则问题

Yeah principle

对原则问题

And a little bit sandwich Yeah

-三明治也有点关系 -对

Look there are a bunch of other tenants in this building

这楼里还有不少的租客

All you need is for one of them to vote your way

你只需要再拉一个人投你们就行了

and then Sheldon's out and I didn't betray him

这样谢尔顿被罢免我也不用背叛他

Hey you know that's actually a good plan

这个主意倒是不错

That you came up with all by yourself

这主意是你们自己想出来的不关我事

Now if you'll excuse me

现在请原谅我

told Sheldon I was going to the market

我告诉谢尔顿出来逛超市了

so I'm taking some of your stuff

所以我得拿点你们的东西走

I was never here

我从没来过你们家

Sometimes you don't see it 'cause she's next to Sheldon

有时候她和谢尔顿在一起你还不觉得

but she's pretty weird

但其实她也是个怪人

Okay All hooked up Here we go

好吧都搞定了开动吧

I hope there's nothing disturbing on there

我希望里面没什么恶心人的东西

Like you two in a hot tub

比如你俩一起泡澡吗

Hold on Now I'm getting a picture

等等有图像出来了

That's not very much to go on

光这点也没戏唱啊

Oh that's plenty to go on

光这点戏就可多了

We can't give up

我们不能放弃

We got to find her

我们一定得找到她

You just want to find her 'cause she's cute

你只是因为她可爱才想找到她

Not just because she's cute

不光是因为她可爱了

She also owns a pretty expensive drone

她还拥有一家昂贵的无人机

which means she has money and doesn't mind wasting it

表示她有钱还爱乱花

And I I like that in a woman

哥就爱这样的女人

Do you see anything that could help us locate her

你有看到任何可以找到她的线索吗

Hmm let me have a look

让我仔细看看

She's got eagle eyes

她可有一双鹰眼

always spotting continuity errors in movies

总能在电影中发现连续性错误

It's not annoying at all

一点都不烦人

Oh There

那里

Right there

就在那里

Check out the pin on her jacket

看看她衣服上的别针

Isn't that from the comic book store

这不是漫画店的吗

Hmm is it

是吗

Hey Howard zoom in Oh

霍华德放大

Fine Zooming in

好吧放大

Yeah I know you're being a jerk

我知道你个贱人在恶心我

but it's actually helpful

但这招还真有效呢

你好

Hi We're your neighbors from downstairs

你好我们是你楼下的邻居

We've met

我们见过

Remember

记得吗

I invited you to my housewarming when I moved in

我邀请你们参加了我的乔迁派对

Oh yeah Sorry

对哦抱歉

You know it's been a crazy couple months

那个最近这几个月我们都忙疯了

That was two years ago

那是两年前了

Welcome to the building Mm hmm

欢迎搬来这幢大楼

So I I'm running for president of the tenants association

我正在竞选居委会主席

I could really use your vote

希望你可以选我

You said you were gonna stop by

你说你们会来玩

I bought a lot of food

人家还买了好多吃的

Anyway meeting's tomorrow

总之会议就在明天

We really hope you can make it

我们希望你能来参加

I'll be there Oh really

-我会来的 -真的吗

Yeah You should buy a lot of food

真的你们最好准备很多吃的

So I'm running for president of the tenants association

我正在竞选居委会主席

and I could really use your vote

希望你可以选我

Uh who's president now

那谁是现在的主席

Uh Sheldon Cooper

谢尔顿·库珀

You know about yay tall

就是那个这么高

and about yay annoying

这么烦人的人

So you want me to vote against Sheldon Cooper

所以你想让我反对谢尔顿·库珀吗

Yeah You just need to show up at a meeting

没错你只需要到会...

Oh no no No can do

不行我来不了

He's got a restraining order against me

他有我的人身限制令

Really Why

真的吗为什么

Uh I locked him on the roof once

我有一次把他锁在楼顶上了

Three times

其实是三次

So Mrs Petrescu

帕特里斯古太太

we were hoping you would vote for Leonard

我们希望你能投给莱纳德

instead of voting for Sheldon

而不是投给谢尔顿

Vote Sheldon

投给谢尔顿

No no Vote Leonard

不投给莱纳德

No vote Leonard

不投给莱纳德

No Vote Leonard

不要投给莱纳德

Thank you

谢谢

She's wearing a pin from your store

她戴着你店里的胸针

Do you know who she is

你知道她是谁吗

Oh sure yeah That's Cynthia

知道这是辛西娅

Wha s so she's a customer

所以她是客人

Yeah yeah but I I haven't seen her in a while

没错但我有一阵没见过她了

And before you say anything

在你发表意见前

there is a lot of reasons women stop coming here

我强调下女性不再来店里的原因很多

It's not just me

不都是因为我

But this time

但这次...

It was me Yeah

是因为我

I was trying out a flirty new smile

我当时在尝试新的撩妹笑容

Now I don't use the word "ghoulish" a lot but

我不常用到"食尸鬼般"这个词但是

I I just can't think of another word

我真的想不到别的词来形容你了

Wait do you know how to find her

等等你知道怎么找到她吗

Yeah I think I have her address on my mailing list

嗯我应该有她的邮寄地址

Oh Hey Please let me bring the drone back to her

拜托让我把无人机送还给她

You think you've got a shot

你觉得自己有机会吗

What if she's married She's not

-万一她结婚了呢 -她没结婚

It's meant to be

这就是命中注定啦

A little tip

奉劝你一句

Uh stick with the smiles you know

使用你常用的笑容就好

Hi What are you doing

你在干嘛

Leonard and Penny are trying to turn the tenants against me

莱纳德和佩妮想让租客们反对我

so they are about to see just what kind of power

他们即将见识到

the president of the tenants association wields

居委会主席所掌有的权力

"You must be at least this tall to use washing machine"

"身高必须超过这里才能使用洗衣机"

I'm gonna hang it up higher than Leonard

我会挂在比莱纳德高的地方

And then his clothes will smell

那他的衣服就会臭死了

And nobody's voting for a man with smelly clothes

没人会投票给穿臭衣服的人

No not when there's a perfectly unscented

毕竟另外一名候选人

incumbent on the ballot

是毫无异味的现任主席

Sheldon I have an advanced degree in the study of the human brain

我手握研究人脑领域的高级学位

so if my fiancé is a raving lunatic

所以如果我未婚夫是个胡说八道的疯子

it's kind of a ding on my reputation

对我的名声多少会造成影响

If leaders just stepped aside

如果领袖们

every time they didn't have the consent of the governed

每次遇到屁民的反对就让位

what would we have

那我们会拥有什么

Democracy

民主

Not on my watch

有我在想都别想

Okay Don't be weird

好表现正常点

Don't be weird Don't be weird

表现正常点表现正常点

Hello

你好

Hey You found my drone

你找到我的无人机了

Yeah yeah Yes

是的没错

It took a while to track you down

花了点时间才找到你

but to see the look on your face it was worth it

不过看到你惊喜的表情都值了

Aw that's sweet

你嘴真甜

Rajesh

我是拉杰什

Cynthia Ah pleasure to meet you

-我是辛西娅 -很高兴认识你

Likewise

我也是

I I feel like I should give you a reward or something

我觉得应该给你些奖赏之类的

Oh oh no you don't have to do that

不用了没这必要

No I insist

不我坚持

How about your phone number

那给我你的电话号码怎么样

Give me your phone

把你的手机给我

Thanks So I'll I'll call you Cynthia

谢谢我会打给你的辛西娅

Great Rajesh

好的拉杰什

And thanks again

再次感谢你

Uh sure

不客气

Just checking

以防万一

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

We found something pretty interesting

我们发现了很有意思的东西

Huh Well that is surprising

真是意外啊

I for one have no idea what they're talking about

我个人完全不知道他们在说什么

Turns out when Amy took over Penny's apartment

原来当艾米租下佩妮的公寓时

she was put on the lease not you

租约上写的是她的名字而不是你

Yeah and when I moved across the hall

对而我搬到对面时

you got taken off the lease and I got added

你的名字从租约去掉了我的名字加上去了

Well what are you saying

什么意思

That Sheldon's not technically a tenant at all

你是说谢尔顿严格来说并不是租户

and therefore has no standing to be president

所以无论谁投票给他

of the tenants association no matter who votes for him

他都没资格当居委会主席吗

I don't know how you found that out

我不知道你们是怎么找到的

but I am guessing all on your own

但我猜应该是全靠你们自己

So looks like we need to figure out

看来我们得想出

who the new president should be

新主席应该让谁来当了

I nominate myself I second it

-我提名我自己 -我赞成

Well as a woman in love I want to stand by my man

作为一个恋爱中的女人我想支持我的男人

Too bad that's been rendered bureaucratically impossible

很可惜官僚主义抹杀了这个可能性

Well this is hard for me

这对我来说很艰难

because I do love a legal technicality

因为我确实喜欢找到法律上的瑕疵

and this is a good one

而这个真心不错

Although not quite as good as the provision in California law

不过还是比不上加州法律的一条条款

which states a person who occupies a dwelling

此条款声明连续在同一寓所居住30天的人

for 30 consecutive days becomes a tenant at will

自动成为任意承租人

and as such

因此...

I vote for Leonard You

-我投给莱纳德 -你...

What

什么

I'm sorry Sheldon

对不起谢尔顿

With minimal power comes minimal responsibility

权力[能力]越低责任越小

and you couldn't handle it

而且你根本做不好

Don't you misquote Spider Man to me

你别乱改《蜘蛛侠》里的名言

It's not your fault

不是你的错

I mean what man wouldn't be seduced

谁会不被决定洗衣房

by the power to decide how late the laundry room stays open

开到几点这种权力所诱惑呢

Wait you're the reason I had to come back

等等就是你害我不得不第二天早上

and get my jeans the next morning

才去拿洗好的牛仔裤吗

I can't believe you expect me to give that up

真不敢相信你要我放弃这个

Sheldon it's the American way

谢尔顿这是美国的方式

the peaceful transfer of power

和平的权力交接

I don't know

是吗

Think about Ant Man

想想蚁人

I'm always thinking about Ant Man

我无时无刻不在想蚁人

Michael Douglas had the suit

迈克尔·道格拉斯把自己的战衣

皆为《蚁人》中的演员

and then he passed it on to Paul Rudd

传给了保罗·路德

Maybe you're right

也许你说得对

Really The Ant Man thing

不是吧蚁人的鬼话

That's what won you over

你居然被这一套说服了

Yes He got the details right

没错因为他说对了细节

That's how you use a superhero

这才是超级英雄的正常使用方式

I suppose it is time I passed this on to Leonard

我想是时候把这个传给莱纳德了

Thank you Yeah thanks

-谢谢你 -对谢谢

I I know that's hard for you

我知道这对你来说实属不易

Well it was

的确

But you know what

但你知道吗

Instead of being in charge

现在我不在位了

I can now be the vocal opposition

我就能当反对派

criticizing and badgering the president at every turn

事事都批评和纠缠主席

I think you'll be really good at that

我认为你一定会做得很棒

Me too

我也觉得

I think I've made a huge mistake

我好像犯了一个很大的错误

Me too

我也觉得

Can't believe you got her number

不敢相信你要到她的电话了

I know right

就是啊

How amazing would it be if this worked out

如果这事成了

and the story of how I met my wife

我跟我妻子相识的故事

started with you and me in the hot tub together

就从你我在浴缸共浴开始那会有多赞啊

Well do us both a favor and start the story later

为了你跟我好还是把故事开端推后一点吧

Whatever

随便了

I have a good feeling about this girl

我对这个妹子有很好的预感

Like we really hit it off

我们很投缘

Stop flying it around

别再飞来飞去

You're gonna break it

你会把无人机弄坏的

Why do you care

那有什么所谓

Because we have to give it back to the beautiful mystery girl

因为我们得把它还给那个神秘的漂亮妹子

I mean did you see how hot she was

你看到她有多性感了吗

I want to get all up on that and start making babies

我想提"枪"上阵跟她生娃

I know exactly what underwear

我已经想好了第一次约会时

I'm gonna wear on our first date

我要穿什么内裤

None

国王的内裤