生活大爆炸-S04E13_生活大爆炸

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Hey. So you guys ready to order

你们准备点菜了吗

Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6 00

既然我们每个周二晚上6点都来

and order the same exact thing and it's now 6 08

点完全一样的菜现在是6:08分了

I believe your question not only answers itself

我想不言而喻的不仅是这个问题

but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries

还有其他一些愚蠢的问题

as "Who let the dogs out "

比如 "谁把狗放出来了"

And uh "How are they hanging""

还有"他们过得如何"

Okay.

好吧

So the usual with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.

惯例谢尔顿的汉堡上加一口唾沫

Penny a moment

佩妮等等

Do you have plans this weekend

这周末你有安排吗

Oh gee Amy I'm sorry

天啊艾米很抱歉

I'm actually pretty busy this weekend.

我这周末真的很忙

Probably serving food that was ordered today.

可能要上今天点的菜

That's too bad. I was hoping you could be my plus one

真不幸我还想让你当我的伴儿

at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies'

一起去多学科研究院

symposium on the impact of current scientific research

参加现行科学研究

on societal interactions.

对社会交互的影响研讨会

The what

什么

It's an annual science conference.

是一个年度科学会议

We've all been invited to speak.

我们都被邀请发言

Oh Oh okay well you know like I said I have plans so...

哦好吧正如我说的我有安排了

Shame. Since you're my best friend

真可惜因为你是我最好的朋友

I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity.

我还以为这是个增加交流的机会呢

I'm your best friend

我是你最好的朋友吗

Don't you read my blog

你不看我的博客吗

Oh don't feel bad.

别难过

I never read Leonard's and I used to sleep with him.

我从来不看莱纳德的我以前还跟他睡过

Do you know anybody else who would appreciate

你认识其他会想去

an all expense paid spa weekend

费用全包的大苏四星酒店

at a four star resort in Big Sur

spa周末游的人吗

No I really I'm sorry free what Sorry what what

不我真的对不起免费什么对不起什么什么

I think her weekend just opened up.

我想她周末突然没事了

Wait wait just to be clear when you guys say "Spa "

等等等等我确认一下你们说的spa

does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it

跟普通人说的spa是一样的吗

Pretty much.

差不多

Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna.

除了我们穿着衣服蒸桑拿

You know it is going to be difficult

你知道吗尽管会很难

but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie.

但是我要取消我的安排为了我的好朋友

Please don't touch my breasts.

请不要碰我的胸

I... I wasn't going to.

我我没想

All right. I just want to establish boundaries.

好吧我只是要确定一下界限

Boy this is great. I haven't had a vacation in ages.

伙计们这太棒了我好久没度假了

In order to take a vacation one first has to work.

想度假先工作

You know for a smart guy

知道吗作为一个聪明人

you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept

你竟然不明白一个原则

"Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."

"不要惹给你准备饭的人"

That does seem to be a valid principle.

这原则确实很对

I trust Penny will adhere to

我相信佩妮会遵守

the "Official California Restaurant Workers'

"加州酒店员工

Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness."

道德和清洁庄严誓约"

I don't believe there's any such thing.

我认为没有这种东西

You lied to me

你骗我

Good morning.

早上好

If I could have everyone's attention please

大家请注意

I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur

我知道我们都想尽快开往大苏

so if we focus I'm sure we can get through this orientation

所以如果我们集中精神我相信我们能

in under a half an hour.

在半小时之内完成介绍

Then it's just Q&A quiz safety drills

就是些问答测试安全演习

pose for commemorative group photo and we're off.

拍张团体纪念照就能出发了

Don't worry. Just sit next to me during the quiz

别担心测试时坐我旁边

and you can copy my answers.

你可以抄我的

Raj

拉杰

What are you doing

你在干吗

I don't think so.

那可不行

You've had your allotted six ounces.

你的6盎司定额已经喝完了

The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's

第一个上厕所时间是在贝克斯菲尔德的

located near Bakersfield

丹尼餐厅

which is approximately two and half hours away.

距此大约2个半小时

Remember people

记住同志们

we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.

我们的强硬受制于最弱的膀胱

Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.

没人关心你的凯格尔练习

All right. We have seven people and two cars.

好的我们有7个人 2辆车

In the lead car driven by Leonard

领航车由莱纳德驾驶

will be... myself

乘客是我

Amy Farrah Fowler

艾米·费拉·福勒

and Penny.

和佩妮

Yes

耶

He had you in the other car but I got you upgraded.

他把你安排在另一个车上我帮你升级了

Yay

耶

She made the case that if we break down

她提出如果我们在前不着村后不着店的地方

in the middle of nowhere your Nebraska backwoods skills

出故障你在内布拉斯加边远地区的

and brawny hands will give us the best chance

生存技能和健壮的大手能增加我们

to survive in the wild.

在野外生存的机会

Brawny

健壮

They're bigger than mine.

比我的还大

Red Leader to Red Five come in.

红1号呼叫红5号请回答

Red Leader to Red Five come in.

红1号呼叫红5号请回答

Howard you promised.

霍华德你保证过的

Fine. Red Five to Red Leader.

好吧红5号呼叫红1号

What do you want now

你要干吗

It's 11 15.

现在是11:15

I'm requesting your quarter hourly location update.

我要你每刻钟的位置报告

Still right behind you.

紧跟在你们后面呢

Copy that Red Five.

收到红5号

Radio contact is sufficient.

无线电联络就足够了

No need to extend your middle finger.

不需要伸你的中指

So Amy I've been wondering

艾米我在想

are you and Sheldon going to be sharing a room

你和谢尔顿要共住一间房吗

No we discussed it.

不我们讨论过了

We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship

一致认为我们不想因为太了解对方

by getting to know each other too well.

而损害了我们的关系

Indeed. Nothing sours a friendship more

确实没有比熟知对方的如厕规律

than over familiarity with someone's toilet routine.

更破坏友情的事了

I can vouch for that.

我深表赞同

Hey. Not you him.

-喂 -不是说你说他

Oh. Thanks.

哦谢谢

Although yours was an eye opener.

不过你的可真让人开眼了

Don't worry Penny.

别担心佩妮

You're my plus one. You'll bunk with me.

你是我带的伴儿你跟我住

And FYI travel makes me constipated

另外旅行会让我便秘

so I'm the ideal hotel roommate.

所以我是理想的酒店住宿室友

Terriffic.

好极了

Are we there yet

还没到吗

I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address.

我希望我们能赶得上主题致辞

Really You want to see the keynote

真的吗你想看主题致辞

Yeah it sounds fun.

对听起来很有意思

"Super bacteria

"超级细菌

global apocalypse or exciting research opportunity "

末日启示还是令人激动的研究机会"

Actually I was thinking we could go straight to the room

事实上我想得是我们直接去房间

and... take a nap.

然后 "休整"一下

Really

真的吗

And miss the keynote

不去看主题致辞了

We can watch it later on C SPAN.

回头能在C-SPAN上看到的

Besides I was really looking forward to you and me...

而且我真的很期待你和我

napping together in the hotel.

一起在酒店里"休整"

Honey if you're that tired

亲爱的你那么困的话

why don't you just take a nap here in the car

就在车里先睡上一觉吧

No see it's not...

不你看不是

Hang on. It's Leonard.

等一下莱纳德来电话

Hi Leonard.

嗨莱纳德

Yeah hi. Listen I just got a text from Raj.

嗨我刚收到拉杰的短信

He wanted me to tell you

他让我告诉你

that when Howard says "Nap " He means "Sex."

霍华德说的"休整" 是"做爱"的意思

Thank you Raj.

谢谢你拉杰

Are you... an element in the actinoid series

你是錒系元素的一种吗

No.

不是

Amy

艾米

Are you usually radioactive when found in nature

你在自然界中是放射性的吗

No.

不是

Are you in the lanthanoid series

你是镧系元素吗

Amy it's Penny's turn.

艾米轮到佩妮了

Penny

佩妮

Uh I don't know...

呃我咋知道

Are you food

你是吃的吗

That's not apropos.

这就是你不对了

We've already established I'm found in the periodic table.

不是说明白了吗在元素周期表里[直译:桌]

Well it's a table right

好歹是张桌不是吗

I mean why can't there be food on it

是桌子干嘛不能放吃的

I knew she wasn't lead car materiel.

就知道她不配坐领头车

Who elected you Road Trip God

谁选你当了汽车旅行之王了

Leonard.

莱纳德

It was a late night vote.

那是深夜投票

We were all exhausted

大家都精疲力尽了

and he was threatening to filibuster.

他威胁我们不选他就不让睡

It's not technically "Road Trip God""

也不是啥"汽车旅行之王"啦

it's Travel Supervisor.

是旅途监督员

Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it.

尽管汽车旅行之王听着更拉风一些

I don't understand why you people

我就不明白了你们怎么就

just let him bully you like this.

让他这么欺负你们啊

Someone should stand up to him.

该有人奋起反抗

What's he going to do

他能怎么着

I can't believe you let him kick me out of the car.

真不敢相信你们就眼看着他把我轰出来

What could we do He's the Travel Supervisor.

我们敢怎样啊他是旅程监督人

Don't worry Penny. This is a better car anyway.

别担心佩妮反正这辆车更赞

Yeah. It's the Love Car.

没错这是爱爱车喔

Should I ask

还用问么

They say we're young and we don't know

他们说我们太小还不懂得

We won't find out until we grow

长大后才能领悟

Well I don't know if all that's true

我不知这正确与否

'Cause you got me and baby I got you

因为宝贝我们拥有彼此

Babe

宝贝

I got you babe

我拥有你

Red Leader I'm really sorry.

红一号我真的错了

I got you babe.

我拥有你宝贝

I got you babe...

我拥有你宝贝

I missed you.

我想你了

You know what I missed you too.

知道不我也无比想你

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Oh my God Glenn

天呐格伦

Great to see you

见到你真高兴

Are you here for the conference

你是来参加研讨会的吗

Yeah I'm doing a global warming panel.

是啊我在全球暖化座谈组

Oh good for you.

真不错

Uh Glenn this is my boyfriend Howard.

格伦这是霍华德我男朋友

Nice to meet you. Hi.

-很高兴认识你 -嗨

Ow. Hi.

哎哟嗨

You're a lucky man.

你很幸运嘛

Bernie's a great gal.

妮妮是个好姑娘

Yes. "Bernie" Sure is.

是啊 "妮妮"确实很好

Well I got to run. The panel's tomorrow morning.

我先走一步座谈会定在明早

It's called "Remembering Snow A Look Back."

主题是"忆雪: 回首往昔"

I'll try to catch it.

我会尽量去的

Oh great.

太好了

Bye. Bye.

-拜拜 -拜

Hey... Bernie

那个...妮妮

Yeah

咋了

Please tell me he's your gay cousin.

拜托告诉我那是你同性恋的表亲

No. He was one of my professors in college.

不是啊他是我大学教授

Oh That's a relief.

这样啊算是松了口气

Then we went out for a year.

然后我们交往过一年

Come on let's check in so we can take that nap.

来吧赶紧办理入住就能去"休整"一下啦

No it's not necessarily proportional...

不不一定是成比例的...

Shut up

闭嘴

That green bag is Dr. Cooper's.

那个绿包是库珀博士的

Here's an extra five. Make him wait.

多给你五美刀拜托让他多等会

Right to the nap huh Okay

直接进入"休整"了呀好吧

Uh so this Glenn guy.

那个格伦那哥们

You say you went out with him for like a year.

你说你们交往了一年呐

Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now

咱有必要这时候讨论我的前男友吗

No. I guess not.

不大概没必要吧

What is he like six four six five

他多高啊 1.93还是1.95

Six seven.

两米啦

Probably has a hard time finding a suit that fits.

估计不好买衣服吧

Is something bothering you

你有什么不爽吗

No. It's just... What

-没就是 -就是什么

I'm just thinking.

我就是想吧

If you had sex with that guy

如果你和那哥们儿上过床

I mean there's nothing I can do here

我是说我现在也不能变得

that will make any kind of... impact.

更..."给力"一点

Howard it's not a contest.

霍华德这又不是什么比赛

I love you. I want to be with you.

我爱你我想和你在一起

Yeah great love you too but...

那很好啊我也爱你但

If it were a contest

如果是个比赛

I wouldn't have a chance right

我也没机会赢啊对吧

You can't think that way.

你不能这么想

Yep.

对

Loser.

萎男

Howard stop it.

霍华德别这样

Sorry. I just never figured that

对不起我就是没想到

a guy like me going out with a girl like you

我这种人跟你这种女孩交往

would ever have to compete with a guy like that.

还要跟他那种男人竞争

Wait a minute "A girl like me" What's that mean

等等什么叫"我这种女孩"

I'm... I...

我...我那个

Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough

你是说我没那么辣

to go out with a guy like Glenn

配不上格伦吗

No No I'm saying exactly the opposite.

不不是啊完全跟你那意思相反

I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn

我太辣了格伦配不上我吗

Yeah let's go with that.

对啊那就这意思吧

Still nothing.

还是没货

Remind me to try again in an hour.

一小时后提醒我再试一次

Will do.

包在我身上

So...

那么

girl talk

闺蜜谈心

Um sure.

好啊

What do you got in mind

你想聊啥

Do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy

你同意弗洛依德的"阴茎嫉妒"理论吗

Um I never really thought about it.

呃我还真没想过

Why

怎么了

Sometimes I think it might be nice to have one.

有时候我觉得长一根挺不错的

Really

真的吗

Not for sex for convenience.

不为嘿咻为了方便

You can't deny that by comparison

你不能否认比较而言

our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance.

我们的内部下水系统太难伺候了

Again I've never given it much thought.

我也没怎么想过这个

We have time now.

现在有时间啊

Think about it.

想想吧

Oh good.

太好了

Hey.

嗨

Can I stay here tonight

我今晚能住这吗

Yeah. Why what happened

好啊怎么了

Howard's a complete and total ass.

霍华德是个超级无敌大混蛋

Oh yeah that. Come on in.

啊我懂的来吧

Thanks. I'll sleep on the floor.

谢啦我睡地板就好

Not necessary.

不用的

Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed.

我跟佩妮完全不介意睡一张床

We are

不介意吗

Of course we're best friends.

当然了我们是闺蜜嘛

Oh right right the blog.

哦对了博客写了

Word of warning though.

不过温馨提示

I'm prone to night terrors

我有夜惊倾向

so when I wake up kicking and screaming don't panic.

所以如果我睁眼乱踢或尖叫别慌

Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine.

把我按倒抚摸我的头发就会没事的

Hey can I stay here tonight Shh shh shh.

-嗨我今晚能住这吗 -嘘嘘嘘

Sheldon's asleep.

谢尔顿睡着了

What's going on

啥情况

Well Howard's a complete and total ass

这个霍华德是个超级无敌大混蛋

Bernadette's in my bed

所以伯纳黛特占了我的床

and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair she bites.

不管我怎么摸艾米的头发她都乱咬

What Never mind.

-啥 -无所谓了

Can I stay here or not

我能住这儿不

Uh sure. All right.

-当然能 -太好了

So how do you want to do this

你想怎么睡

Well I'm not getting in bed with him.

反正打死我也不跟他睡

Yeah it is a little like

没错就像是

getting into Dracula's coffin.

爬进了德拉库拉的棺材

(著名吸血鬼电影角色)

We're just gonna have to make the best of this.

我们得充分利用这个情况

Okay when you say "make the best of it..."

好吧你说"充分利用"的意思是

Sleep. Right.

-睡觉 -好吧

So we'll just call the middle here

我们就把中间这里叫做

the Neutral Zone.

"中立区"

The what

中什么

Star Trek.

《星际迷航》啊

You know the Neutral Zone

中立区嘛

between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.

就在联邦和罗慕兰帝国之间

Oh okay.

哦好吧

Just like old times.

就跟当年一样

Of course

当然咯

sometimes the Federation and the Romulans

有时候联邦和罗慕兰帝国

would enter the Neutral Zone

会进入中立区

to negotiate a temporary truce.

进行临时休战谈判

Sweetie let me put this in a way you'll understand

亲爱的我就敞开天窗说亮话吧

from the waist down my shields are up.

休想碰我的下半身

Got it got it.

懂了懂了

We can do all kinds of stuff

知道吗只用上半身

from the waist up you know

我们也可以玩出很多花样

Go to sleep. Good night.

-睡觉 -晚安

Please tell me you're not having coitus.

请亲口告诉我你俩没在交媾

We are not having coitus.

我俩没在交媾

Can you guarantee that it won't happen

你俩能保证今晚一直

at any time during the night

都不交媾吗

Yes. No.

-能 -不能

Next on Turner Classic Movies

特纳经典电影频道即将播出

Bridget Jones's Diary.

《BJ单身日记》

Oh my God I'm crying already.

哦天呐我已经内牛满面了

Raj Raj

拉杰拉杰

Raj

拉杰

I need to sleep here tonight.

我今晚得睡在这儿

Why

为啥

Howard is a complete and total ass

霍华德是个彻头彻尾的大混蛋

Bernadette is in Penny's bed Amy bites

伯纳黛特霸占了佩妮的床艾米总咬人

and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard.

佩妮和莱纳德有可能会交媾

Okay. Come on in.

好吧进来吧

Leonard are you asleep

莱纳德你睡着了吗

No.

没

I really appreciate you letting me stay here tonight.

真的很感谢你今晚收留我

Sure no problem.

小意思没什么

I know it's kinda weird.

我知道这样有点儿尴尬

True dat.

米错

"True dat"

"米错"

I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up.

自从咱俩分手以后我学会了更多流行语

Right.

好吧

Still mad at me about that

还生我气吗

No. No I understand.

不了不了我很理解

I got too intense you had to back off.

我逼得太紧你想要些空间

Thank you.

谢谢

I've gotten a lot better at that you know.

这方面我现在已经好多了知道吗

I've dated four different women since we broke up

我俩分手以后我跟四个女人约会过

and I didn't tell any of them that I loved them

我没跟她们中任何一个人说过"我爱你"

and wanted to have their babies.

和"我想和你生儿育女"

Good for you.

真替你高兴

Okay good night.

嗯晚安

Good night.

晚安

You know maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world

知道吗也许今晚突破一下中立区

to violate the Neutral Zone for just one night.

也不是什么坏主意

Hey Leonard Sheldon kicked me

嗨莱纳德谢尔顿把我赶出了

out of the room gave me your key.

房间把你房间的钥匙给我了

Penny's here.

佩妮在这儿呢

No we don't want to watch Bridget Jones's Diary

不啊我们不想看《BJ单身日记》

Good morning and welcome to Science and Society.

早上好欢迎参加"科学与社会"研讨会

I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper

我是谢尔顿·库珀

BS MS MA

理学学士兼理学硕士兼文学硕士

PhD and ScD.

兼哲学博士兼理学博士

OMG right

我的神呐是吧

Perhaps that joke was a little too hippie dippy for this crowd.

也许这个笑话对于在座各位有点儿太弱智了

All right then we'll begin with opening remarks.

好了我们开始致开幕词

Miss Rostenkowski would you like to start us off

罗斯顿考斯基小姐你愿意抛砖引玉

by discussing your assessment

谈谈你对于

of science's responsibility to society

科学对社会的责任的看法吗

Sure.

好的

I think all branches of science

我认为每一个自然学科

have to move cautiously these days.

在今天都需要谨慎发展

It's not just giant nuclear weapons

能毁灭世界的

that can destroy the world.

并不只有大型的核武器

As a microbiologist I can tell you

作为一名微生物学家我可以告诉你

even the tiniest organisms can still tear you a new one.

即使是最微小的微生物也能让你尸骨无存

Interesting.

有意思

I think what you might need to know about my colleague

我觉得在座各位需要了解我同事的一点

is that though she claims

就是尽管她声称

her field of interest is tiny organisms

她最感兴趣的领域是细小的微生物

she certainly has spent her fair share of time

她显然在我们可以认为是大型武器的东西上

around what we can assume was pretty massive weaponry.

花了相当多的时间

I think Mr. Wolowitz needs to keep in mind

我认为沃罗威茨先生需要记住一点

that the past is the past.

那就是过去的事情已经过去了

But he should know that I am the kind of girl

但他应该知道我是那种

who could get all the giant missiles she wants.

让任何"大型导弹"趋之若鹜的女孩

Are we talking about women wanting penises

我们在讨论女性对阴茎的渴求吗

Because I'd like to weigh in.

因为我想插一句嘴

Dr. Koothrappali would you care to join the conversation

库萨帕里博士你想说几句吗

Certainly. I'd like to raise two points.

当然我有两点要讲

Number one I think they are talking about penises.

第一我觉得他们确实在讨论小弟弟

And number two these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.

第二这桔汁他妈的香槟太他妈的爽了

I'd like to kick your little brown ass.

我真他妈的想他妈的踹你

What did I do

我干啥了

Oh I don't know.

我不知道诶

Maybe when you walk into a hotel room

也许当你走进一间酒店房间

and you see a guy getting back together with his girlfriend

看见一哥们儿跟女朋友重归于好时

you should consider doing something other

你应该考虑做点儿别的什么

than crawling into the adjoining bed.

而不是爬到旁边的床上

I did. You said no Bridget Jones.

是啊你说了不能看《BJ单身日记》的

We weren't getting back together

我俩没有重归于好

It was a one time thing

只是一夜风流而已

Excuse me.

对不起

We're not taking comments or questions

我们现在不接受

from the audience just yet.

观众的评论和提问

Oh shut up Sheldon

闭嘴吧谢尔顿

Hi bestie. Hi.

-嗨闺蜜 -嗨

All right why don't we see if we can bring this back to topic.

好吧我们为什么不试着重回正题呢

Let me ask you something Bernie.

让我来问问你吧妮妮

I guess not.

看样子不行

How would you feel if you met my ex girlfriend

如果你碰到了我酷似安吉丽娜·朱莉的

and she was like Angelina Jolie

前女友你会作何感受

Oh come on Howard be realistic.

拜托霍华德别做梦了

What I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie

怎么如此英俊的我难道钓不到安吉丽娜·朱莉吗

I'd like to weigh in here.

我想插句嘴

No.

确实钓不到

All right why don't we open it up

好吧我们不如开始进入

to Q&A from the audience

观众的问答环节吧

Yeah I have a question.

好我有问题

Is there anybody who can get me the hell out of here

有谁今晚能带我离开这鬼地方

and back to Los Angeles tonight

回洛杉矶

I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.

我今晚开车回洛城

Penny that's Glenn. Glenn that's Penny.

佩妮那是格伦格伦那是佩妮

不要

Red Leader to Red Five.

红1号呼叫红5号

Red Leader to Red Five.

红1号呼叫红5号

Anybody up for a little game

谁想玩个小游戏

I spy with my little eye...

我心里想的是

a nonferrous metal.

一种非铁金属

Must be out of range.

估计是超出接收范围了

Leonard can I ask you a question

莱纳德我能问你个问题吗

Sure.

问吧

Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend

你这么生气是不是因为你的前任女友

left the symposium with what is probably

和一位可能是我这辈子见过的

the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life

最帅的男人一起离开研讨会了

No. Why do you ask

不是你为啥这么问

Because we're going 120 miles per hour.

因为我们的时速达到了120英里[约193公里]

All right if no one's going to guess...

好吧如果没人想猜的话

I was spying the aluminum rims on the police car

其实我想的是几英里前我们经过的

we passed a few miles back.

那辆警车的铝制轮缘

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