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Hey So you guys ready to order

你们准备点菜了吗

Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6 00

既然我们每个周二晚上6点都来

and order the same exact thing and it's now 6 08

点完全一样的菜现在是6:08分了

I believe your question not only answers itself

我想不言而喻的不仅是这个问题

but also stands alongside such other nonsensical queries

还有其他一些愚蠢的问题

as "Who let the dogs out "

比如 "谁把狗放出来了"

And uh "How are they hanging""

还有"他们过得如何"

Okay

好吧

So the usual with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger

惯例谢尔顿的汉堡上加一口唾沫

Penny a moment

佩妮等等

Do you have plans this weekend

这周末你有安排吗

Oh gee Amy I'm sorry

天啊艾米很抱歉

I'm actually pretty busy this weekend

我这周末真的很忙

Probably serving food that was ordered today

可能要上今天点的菜

That's too bad I was hoping you could be my plus one

真不幸我还想让你当我的伴儿

at the Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies'

一起去多学科研究院

symposium on the impact of current scientific research

参加现行科学研究

on societal interactions

对社会交互的影响研讨会

The what

什么

It's an annual science conference

是一个年度科学会议

We've all been invited to speak

我们都被邀请发言

Oh Oh okay well you know like I said I have plans so

哦好吧正如我说的我有安排了

Shame Since you're my best friend

真可惜因为你是我最好的朋友

I thought it would be a good bonding opportunity

我还以为这是个增加交流的机会呢

I'm your best friend

我是你最好的朋友吗

Don't you read my blog

你不看我的博客吗

Oh don't feel bad

别难过

I never read Leonard's and I used to sleep with him

我从来不看莱纳德的我以前还跟他睡过

Do you know anybody else who would appreciate

你认识其他会想去

an all expense paid spa weekend

费用全包的大苏四星酒店

at a four star resort in Big Sur

spa周末游的人吗

No I really I'm sorry free what Sorry what what

不我真的对不起免费什么对不起什么什么

I think her weekend just opened up

我想她周末突然没事了

Wait wait just to be clear when you guys say "Spa "

等等等等我确认一下你们说的spa

does that mean the same thing as when regular people say it

跟普通人说的spa是一样的吗

Pretty much

差不多

Except we keep our shirts on in the sauna

除了我们穿着衣服蒸桑拿

You know it is going to be difficult

你知道吗尽管会很难

but I'm going to cancel my plans so I can do this for my bestie

但是我要取消我的安排为了我的好朋友

Please don't touch my breasts

请不要碰我的胸

I I wasn't going to

我我没想

All right I just want to establish boundaries

好吧我只是要确定一下界限

Boy this is great I haven't had a vacation in ages

伙计们这太棒了我好久没度假了

In order to take a vacation one first has to work

想度假先工作

You know for a smart guy

知道吗作为一个聪明人

you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept

你竟然不明白一个原则

"Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat "

"不要惹给你准备饭的人"

That does seem to be a valid principle

这原则确实很对

I trust Penny will adhere to

我相信佩妮会遵守

the "Official California Restaurant Workers'

"加州酒店员工

Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness "

道德和清洁庄严誓约"

I don't believe there's any such thing

我认为没有这种东西

You lied to me

你骗我

Good morning

早上好

If I could have everyone's attention please

大家请注意

I know we're all eager to get on the road to Big Sur

我知道我们都想尽快开往大苏

so if we focus I'm sure we can get through this orientation

所以如果我们集中精神我相信我们能

in under a half an hour

在半小时之内完成介绍

Then it's just Q&A quiz safety drills

就是些问答测试安全演习

pose for commemorative group photo and we're off

拍张团体纪念照就能出发了

Don't worry Just sit next to me during the quiz

别担心测试时坐我旁边

and you can copy my answers

你可以抄我的

Raj

拉杰

What are you doing

你在干吗

I don't think so

那可不行

You've had your allotted six ounces

你的6盎司定额已经喝完了

The first bathroom break isn't until the Denny's

第一个上厕所时间是在贝克斯菲尔德的

located near Bakersfield

丹尼餐厅

which is approximately two and half hours away

距此大约2个半小时

Remember people

记住同志们

we're only as strong as our weakest bladder

我们的强硬受制于最弱的膀胱

Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises

没人关心你的凯格尔练习

All right We have seven people and two cars

好的我们有7个人 2辆车

In the lead car driven by Leonard

领航车由莱纳德驾驶

will be myself

乘客是我

Amy Farrah Fowler

艾米·费拉·福勒

and Penny

和佩妮

Yes

耶

He had you in the other car but I got you upgraded

他把你安排在另一个车上我帮你升级了

Yay

耶

She made the case that if we break down

她提出如果我们在前不着村后不着店的地方

in the middle of nowhere your Nebraska backwoods skills

出故障你在内布拉斯加边远地区的

and brawny hands will give us the best chance

生存技能和健壮的大手能增加我们

to survive in the wild

在野外生存的机会

Brawny

健壮

They're bigger than mine

比我的还大

Red Leader to Red Five come in

红1号呼叫红5号请回答

Red Leader to Red Five come in

红1号呼叫红5号请回答

Howard you promised

霍华德你保证过的

Fine Red Five to Red Leader

好吧红5号呼叫红1号

What do you want now

你要干吗

It's 11 15

现在是11:15

I'm requesting your quarter hourly location update

我要你每刻钟的位置报告

Still right behind you

紧跟在你们后面呢

Copy that Red Five

收到红5号

Radio contact is sufficient

无线电联络就足够了

No need to extend your middle finger

不需要伸你的中指

So Amy I've been wondering

艾米我在想

are you and Sheldon going to be sharing a room

你和谢尔顿要共住一间房吗

No we discussed it

不我们讨论过了

We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship

一致认为我们不想因为太了解对方

by getting to know each other too well

而损害了我们的关系

Indeed Nothing sours a friendship more

确实没有比熟知对方的如厕规律

than over familiarity with someone's toilet routine

更破坏友情的事了

I can vouch for that

我深表赞同

Hey Not you him

-喂 -不是说你说他

Oh Thanks

哦谢谢

Although yours was an eye opener

不过你的可真让人开眼了

Don't worry Penny

别担心佩妮

You're my plus one You'll bunk with me

你是我带的伴儿你跟我住

And FYI travel makes me constipated

另外旅行会让我便秘

so I'm the ideal hotel roommate

所以我是理想的酒店住宿室友

Terriffic

好极了

Are we there yet

还没到吗

I hope we get there in time to see the keynote address

我希望我们能赶得上主题致辞

Really You want to see the keynote

真的吗你想看主题致辞

Yeah it sounds fun

对听起来很有意思

"Super bacteria

"超级细菌

global apocalypse or exciting research opportunity "

末日启示还是令人激动的研究机会"

Actually I was thinking we could go straight to the room

事实上我想得是我们直接去房间

and take a nap

然后 "休整"一下

Really

真的吗

And miss the keynote

不去看主题致辞了

We can watch it later on C SPAN

回头能在C-SPAN上看到的

Besides I was really looking forward to you and me

而且我真的很期待你和我

napping together in the hotel

一起在酒店里"休整"

Honey if you're that tired

亲爱的你那么困的话

why don't you just take a nap here in the car

就在车里先睡上一觉吧

No see it's not

不你看不是

Hang on It's Leonard

等一下莱纳德来电话

Hi Leonard

嗨莱纳德

Yeah hi Listen I just got a text from Raj

嗨我刚收到拉杰的短信

He wanted me to tell you

他让我告诉你

that when Howard says "Nap " He means "Sex "

霍华德说的"休整" 是"做爱"的意思

Thank you Raj

谢谢你拉杰

Are you an element in the actinoid series

你是錒系元素的一种吗

不是

Amy

艾米

Are you usually radioactive when found in nature

你在自然界中是放射性的吗

不是

Are you in the lanthanoid series

你是镧系元素吗

Amy it's Penny's turn

艾米轮到佩妮了

Penny

佩妮

Uh I don't know

呃我咋知道

Are you food

你是吃的吗

That's not apropos

这就是你不对了

We've already established I'm found in the periodic table

不是说明白了吗在元素周期表里[直译:桌]

Well it's a table right

好歹是张桌不是吗

I mean why can't there be food on it

是桌子干嘛不能放吃的

I knew she wasn't lead car materiel

就知道她不配坐领头车

Who elected you Road Trip God

谁选你当了汽车旅行之王了

Leonard

莱纳德

It was a late night vote

那是深夜投票

We were all exhausted

大家都精疲力尽了

and he was threatening to filibuster

他威胁我们不选他就不让睡

It's not technically "Road Trip God""

也不是啥"汽车旅行之王"啦

it's Travel Supervisor

是旅途监督员

Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it

尽管汽车旅行之王听着更拉风一些

I don't understand why you people

我就不明白了你们怎么就

just let him bully you like this

让他这么欺负你们啊

Someone should stand up to him

该有人奋起反抗

What's he going to do

他能怎么着

I can't believe you let him kick me out of the car

真不敢相信你们就眼看着他把我轰出来

What could we do He's the Travel Supervisor

我们敢怎样啊他是旅程监督人

Don't worry Penny This is a better car anyway

别担心佩妮反正这辆车更赞

Yeah It's the Love Car

没错这是爱爱车喔

Should I ask

还用问么

They say we're young and we don't know

他们说我们太小还不懂得

We won't find out until we grow

长大后才能领悟

Well I don't know if all that's true

我不知这正确与否

'Cause you got me and baby I got you

因为宝贝我们拥有彼此

Babe

宝贝

I got you babe

我拥有你

Red Leader I'm really sorry

红一号我真的错了

I got you babe

我拥有你宝贝

I got you babe

我拥有你宝贝

I missed you

我想你了

You know what I missed you too

知道不我也无比想你

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Oh my God Glenn

天呐格伦

Great to see you

见到你真高兴

Are you here for the conference

你是来参加研讨会的吗

Yeah I'm doing a global warming panel

是啊我在全球暖化座谈组

Oh good for you

真不错

Uh Glenn this is my boyfriend Howard

格伦这是霍华德我男朋友

Nice to meet you Hi

-很高兴认识你 -嗨

Ow Hi

哎哟嗨

You're a lucky man

你很幸运嘛

Bernie's a great gal

妮妮是个好姑娘

Yes "Bernie" Sure is

是啊 "妮妮"确实很好

Well I got to run The panel's tomorrow morning

我先走一步座谈会定在明早

It's called "Remembering Snow A Look Back "

主题是"忆雪: 回首往昔"

I'll try to catch it

我会尽量去的

Oh great

太好了

Bye Bye

-拜拜 -拜

Hey Bernie

那个...妮妮

Yeah

咋了

Please tell me he's your gay cousin

拜托告诉我那是你同性恋的表亲

No He was one of my professors in college

不是啊他是我大学教授

Oh That's a relief

这样啊算是松了口气

Then we went out for a year

然后我们交往过一年

Come on let's check in so we can take that nap

来吧赶紧办理入住就能去"休整"一下啦

No it's not necessarily proportional

不不一定是成比例的...

Shut up

闭嘴

That green bag is Dr Cooper's

那个绿包是库珀博士的

Here's an extra five Make him wait

多给你五美刀拜托让他多等会

Right to the nap huh Okay

直接进入"休整"了呀好吧

Uh so this Glenn guy

那个格伦那哥们

You say you went out with him for like a year

你说你们交往了一年呐

Do we really need to talk about my old boyfriend now

咱有必要这时候讨论我的前男友吗

No I guess not

不大概没必要吧

What is he like six four six five

他多高啊 1.93还是1.95

Six seven

两米啦

Probably has a hard time finding a suit that fits

估计不好买衣服吧

Is something bothering you

你有什么不爽吗

No It's just What

-没就是 -就是什么

I'm just thinking

我就是想吧

If you had sex with that guy

如果你和那哥们儿上过床

I mean there's nothing I can do here

我是说我现在也不能变得

that will make any kind of impact

更..."给力"一点

Howard it's not a contest

霍华德这又不是什么比赛

I love you I want to be with you

我爱你我想和你在一起

Yeah great love you too but

那很好啊我也爱你但

If it were a contest

如果是个比赛

I wouldn't have a chance right

我也没机会赢啊对吧

You can't think that way

你不能这么想

Yep

对

Loser

萎男

Howard stop it

霍华德别这样

Sorry I just never figured that

对不起我就是没想到

a guy like me going out with a girl like you

我这种人跟你这种女孩交往

would ever have to compete with a guy like that

还要跟他那种男人竞争

Wait a minute "A girl like me" What's that mean

等等什么叫"我这种女孩"

I'm I

我...我那个

Are you saying you don't think I'm hot enough

你是说我没那么辣

to go out with a guy like Glenn

配不上格伦吗

No No I'm saying exactly the opposite

不不是啊完全跟你那意思相反

I'm too hot to go out with a guy like Glenn

我太辣了格伦配不上我吗

Yeah let's go with that

对啊那就这意思吧

Still nothing

还是没货

Remind me to try again in an hour

一小时后提醒我再试一次

Will do

包在我身上

那么

girl talk

闺蜜谈心

Um sure

好啊

What do you got in mind

你想聊啥

Do you subscribe to the Freudian theory of penis envy

你同意弗洛依德的"阴茎嫉妒"理论吗

Um I never really thought about it

呃我还真没想过

Why

怎么了

Sometimes I think it might be nice to have one

有时候我觉得长一根挺不错的

Really

真的吗

Not for sex for convenience

不为嘿咻为了方便

You can't deny that by comparison

你不能否认比较而言

our internal plumbing is extremely high maintenance

我们的内部下水系统太难伺候了

Again I've never given it much thought

我也没怎么想过这个

We have time now

现在有时间啊

Think about it

想想吧

Oh good

太好了

Hey

嗨

Can I stay here tonight

我今晚能住这吗

Yeah Why what happened

好啊怎么了

Howard's a complete and total ass

霍华德是个超级无敌大混蛋

Oh yeah that Come on in

啊我懂的来吧

Thanks I'll sleep on the floor

谢啦我睡地板就好

Not necessary

不用的

Penny and I are perfectly comfortable sharing a bed

我跟佩妮完全不介意睡一张床

We are

不介意吗

Of course we're best friends

当然了我们是闺蜜嘛

Oh right right the blog

哦对了博客写了

Word of warning though

不过温馨提示

I'm prone to night terrors

我有夜惊倾向

so when I wake up kicking and screaming don't panic

所以如果我睁眼乱踢或尖叫别慌

Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine

把我按倒抚摸我的头发就会没事的

Hey can I stay here tonight Shh shh shh

-嗨我今晚能住这吗 -嘘嘘嘘

Sheldon's asleep

谢尔顿睡着了

What's going on

啥情况

Well Howard's a complete and total ass

这个霍华德是个超级无敌大混蛋

Bernadette's in my bed

所以伯纳黛特占了我的床

and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair she bites

不管我怎么摸艾米的头发她都乱咬

What Never mind

-啥 -无所谓了

Can I stay here or not

我能住这儿不

Uh sure All right

-当然能 -太好了

So how do you want to do this

你想怎么睡

Well I'm not getting in bed with him

反正打死我也不跟他睡

Yeah it is a little like

没错就像是

getting into Dracula's coffin

爬进了德拉库拉的棺材

(著名吸血鬼电影角色)

We're just gonna have to make the best of this

我们得充分利用这个情况

Okay when you say "make the best of it "

好吧你说"充分利用"的意思是

Sleep Right

-睡觉 -好吧

So we'll just call the middle here

我们就把中间这里叫做

the Neutral Zone

"中立区"

The what

中什么

Star Trek

《星际迷航》啊

You know the Neutral Zone

中立区嘛

between the Federation and the Romulan Empire

就在联邦和罗慕兰帝国之间

Oh okay

哦好吧

Just like old times

就跟当年一样

Of course

当然咯

sometimes the Federation and the Romulans

有时候联邦和罗慕兰帝国

would enter the Neutral Zone

会进入中立区

to negotiate a temporary truce

进行临时休战谈判

Sweetie let me put this in a way you'll understand

亲爱的我就敞开天窗说亮话吧

from the waist down my shields are up

休想碰我的下半身

Got it got it

懂了懂了

We can do all kinds of stuff

知道吗只用上半身

from the waist up you know

我们也可以玩出很多花样

Go to sleep Good night

-睡觉 -晚安

Please tell me you're not having coitus

请亲口告诉我你俩没在交媾

We are not having coitus

我俩没在交媾

Can you guarantee that it won't happen

你俩能保证今晚一直

at any time during the night

都不交媾吗

Yes No

-能 -不能

Next on Turner Classic Movies

特纳经典电影频道即将播出

Bridget Jones's Diary

《BJ单身日记》

Oh my God I'm crying already

哦天呐我已经内牛满面了

Raj Raj

拉杰拉杰

Raj

拉杰

I need to sleep here tonight

我今晚得睡在这儿

Why

为啥

Howard is a complete and total ass

霍华德是个彻头彻尾的大混蛋

Bernadette is in Penny's bed Amy bites

伯纳黛特霸占了佩妮的床艾米总咬人

and Penny may or may not have coitus with Leonard

佩妮和莱纳德有可能会交媾

Okay Come on in

好吧进来吧

Leonard are you asleep

莱纳德你睡着了吗

没

I really appreciate you letting me stay here tonight

真的很感谢你今晚收留我

Sure no problem

小意思没什么

I know it's kinda weird

我知道这样有点儿尴尬

True dat

米错

"True dat"

"米错"

I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up

自从咱俩分手以后我学会了更多流行语

Right

好吧

Still mad at me about that

还生我气吗

No No I understand

不了不了我很理解

I got too intense you had to back off

我逼得太紧你想要些空间

Thank you

谢谢

I've gotten a lot better at that you know

这方面我现在已经好多了知道吗

I've dated four different women since we broke up

我俩分手以后我跟四个女人约会过

and I didn't tell any of them that I loved them

我没跟她们中任何一个人说过"我爱你"

and wanted to have their babies

和"我想和你生儿育女"

Good for you

真替你高兴

Okay good night

嗯晚安

Good night

晚安

You know maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world

知道吗也许今晚突破一下中立区

to violate the Neutral Zone for just one night

也不是什么坏主意

Hey Leonard Sheldon kicked me

嗨莱纳德谢尔顿把我赶出了

out of the room gave me your key

房间把你房间的钥匙给我了

Penny's here

佩妮在这儿呢

No we don't want to watch Bridget Jones's Diary

不啊我们不想看《BJ单身日记》

Good morning and welcome to Science and Society

早上好欢迎参加"科学与社会"研讨会

I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper

我是谢尔顿·库珀

BS MS MA

理学学士兼理学硕士兼文学硕士

PhD and ScD

兼哲学博士兼理学博士

OMG right

我的神呐是吧

Perhaps that joke was a little too hippie dippy for this crowd

也许这个笑话对于在座各位有点儿太弱智了

All right then we'll begin with opening remarks

好了我们开始致开幕词

Miss Rostenkowski would you like to start us off

罗斯顿考斯基小姐你愿意抛砖引玉

by discussing your assessment

谈谈你对于

of science's responsibility to society

科学对社会的责任的看法吗

Sure

好的

I think all branches of science

我认为每一个自然学科

have to move cautiously these days

在今天都需要谨慎发展

It's not just giant nuclear weapons

能毁灭世界的

that can destroy the world

并不只有大型的核武器

As a microbiologist I can tell you

作为一名微生物学家我可以告诉你

even the tiniest organisms can still tear you a new one

即使是最微小的微生物也能让你尸骨无存

Interesting

有意思

I think what you might need to know about my colleague

我觉得在座各位需要了解我同事的一点

is that though she claims

就是尽管她声称

her field of interest is tiny organisms

她最感兴趣的领域是细小的微生物

she certainly has spent her fair share of time

她显然在我们可以认为是大型武器的东西上

around what we can assume was pretty massive weaponry

花了相当多的时间

I think Mr Wolowitz needs to keep in mind

我认为沃罗威茨先生需要记住一点

that the past is the past

那就是过去的事情已经过去了

But he should know that I am the kind of girl

但他应该知道我是那种

who could get all the giant missiles she wants

让任何"大型导弹"趋之若鹜的女孩

Are we talking about women wanting penises

我们在讨论女性对阴茎的渴求吗

Because I'd like to weigh in

因为我想插一句嘴

Dr Koothrappali would you care to join the conversation

库萨帕里博士你想说几句吗

Certainly I'd like to raise two points

当然我有两点要讲

Number one I think they are talking about penises

第一我觉得他们确实在讨论小弟弟

And number two these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass

第二这桔汁他妈的香槟太他妈的爽了

I'd like to kick your little brown ass

我真他妈的想他妈的踹你

What did I do

我干啥了

Oh I don't know

我不知道诶

Maybe when you walk into a hotel room

也许当你走进一间酒店房间

and you see a guy getting back together with his girlfriend

看见一哥们儿跟女朋友重归于好时

you should consider doing something other

你应该考虑做点儿别的什么

than crawling into the adjoining bed

而不是爬到旁边的床上

I did You said no Bridget Jones

是啊你说了不能看《BJ单身日记》的

We weren't getting back together

我俩没有重归于好

It was a one time thing

只是一夜风流而已

Excuse me

对不起

We're not taking comments or questions

我们现在不接受

from the audience just yet

观众的评论和提问

Oh shut up Sheldon

闭嘴吧谢尔顿

Hi bestie Hi

-嗨闺蜜 -嗨

All right why don't we see if we can bring this back to topic

好吧我们为什么不试着重回正题呢

Let me ask you something Bernie

让我来问问你吧妮妮

I guess not

看样子不行

How would you feel if you met my ex girlfriend

如果你碰到了我酷似安吉丽娜·朱莉的

and she was like Angelina Jolie

前女友你会作何感受

Oh come on Howard be realistic

拜托霍华德别做梦了

What I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie

怎么如此英俊的我难道钓不到安吉丽娜·朱莉吗

I'd like to weigh in here

我想插句嘴

确实钓不到

All right why don't we open it up

好吧我们不如开始进入

to Q&A from the audience

观众的问答环节吧

Yeah I have a question

好我有问题

Is there anybody who can get me the hell out of here

有谁今晚能带我离开这鬼地方

and back to Los Angeles tonight

回洛杉矶

I'm driving back to L A tonight

我今晚开车回洛城

Penny that's Glenn Glenn that's Penny

佩妮那是格伦格伦那是佩妮

不要

Red Leader to Red Five

红1号呼叫红5号

Red Leader to Red Five

红1号呼叫红5号

Anybody up for a little game

谁想玩个小游戏

I spy with my little eye

我心里想的是

a nonferrous metal

一种非铁金属

Must be out of range

估计是超出接收范围了

Leonard can I ask you a question

莱纳德我能问你个问题吗

Sure

问吧

Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend

你这么生气是不是因为你的前任女友

left the symposium with what is probably

和一位可能是我这辈子见过的

the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life

最帅的男人一起离开研讨会了

No Why do you ask

不是你为啥这么问

Because we're going 120 miles per hour

因为我们的时速达到了120英里[约193公里]

All right if no one's going to guess

好吧如果没人想猜的话

I was spying the aluminum rims on the police car

其实我想的是几英里前我们经过的

we passed a few miles back

那辆警车的铝制轮缘