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Oh hey if you guys are free this weekend

你们这周末要是有空

I won a night of wine tasting from work

公司奖给我一晚品酒之夜一起去啊

That sounds fun

听起来挺有意思啊

How come scientists don't win free stuff like salespeople do

为什么科学家不像销售员有免费东西拿呢

'Cause we're not in it for the stuff

我们投身科学界不是为了得到东西

We're in it for the groupies

而是为了能泡粉丝

Personally

我个人呢

I find the notion of external rewards demeaning

觉得外在奖励挺有损人格

I pursue science for the intrinsic joy of discovery

我投身科学是为了科学发现所带来的欢乐

But you always say that you want to win a Nobel Prize

但你不是总念叨着要赢个诺贝尔奖吗

I also say don't contradict me in front of my friends

我也念叨过不要在我朋友面前吐槽我

but that you don't remember

这你丫怎么就没记得呢

All right well let me know if you guys want to go

好了你们想去的话就告诉我

I would love to

我愿意

I do enjoy the complexity of an aged Pinot noir

我就很享受陈酿黑皮诺红酒富有层次的口感

I'm sure that would pair nicely

我相信那红酒一定很搭

with your fried nuggets of chicken

你这份炸鸡块

Well it sounds like a nice night We should go

听起来会很棒我们应该去

Wine again

又是酒吗

Yeah no thank you

不用了谢谢

I like my grapes the old fashioned way

我喜欢传统的享用葡萄方式

in a juice box

就是果汁盒

Well I'm going

我就要去

You couldn't stop me from getting a massage at the mall

我在商场时你就阻止不了我去按摩

and you're not stopping me now

现在也别想阻止我

I shouldn't have to see my girlfriend

我为什么要眼睁睁看我女朋友

get groped in public by another man

在公共场合被别的男人"上下其手"啊

And I shouldn't have to see my boyfriend

我又为什么要眼睁睁看我男朋友

riding on a train for children around the mall

坐商场里给小孩玩的小火车啊

The little choo choo for toddlers

给儿童坐的那种迷你火车吗

And now you know why I needed the massage

所以你知道我为什么需要找人按摩了吗

Well we're out

我们不去

Bernie can't drink 'cause she's pregnant

妮妮怀孕了不能喝酒

And she's pregnant because we had sex

而她会怀孕是因为我们滚床单了

And we had sex because

而我们会滚床单是因为...

well come on

这还用说吗

It's okay You should go

没事的你跟他们去吧

You sure

你确定吗

Of course

当然啦

Yeah give her a break from "Well come on "

对啊让她耳根清净远离"这还用说吗"

Well Bernadette looks like Saturday night it's you and me

妮妮看来周六晚是你跟我二人时光了

Me How Why

我吗怎么凭啥

Well it makes perfect sense

这很有道理啊

Because you're an expectant mother you can't drink alcohol

因为你身怀六甲所以不能喝酒

I don't like to

我是不喜欢喝

You can't have sushi

怀孕不能吃寿司生鱼片

I don't like to

我是不喜欢吃

You can't go in hot tubs

怀孕不能进浴缸泡热水澡

I consider them vats of sweaty people soup

而我觉得那是一桶人们的汗水汤

Gee Sheldon I don't know

谢尔顿我不知道...

Oh come on

别怕啦

Roller coasters caffeine runny eggs

过山车咖啡因半熟的蛋

I've been avoiding these things all my life

我这辈子一直都在避开这些东西

And now because you're pregnant you have to

而你现在怀孕了你不避开这些都不行

The difference is she's bringing life into the world

但你们的差别是她是为世界带来生命

and you suck it out

而你是带走生命力

I guess we could give it a try

我们就试试一起玩吧

Well little lady you've heard of party hearty

小姑娘听过用心派对吧

get ready to party hardly

准备迎接"无心"派对吧

I bet you'd like a drink right now

我猜你现在一定超想来一杯

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第二十二集

Hey you think it'd be okay

你们会介意

if I brought Claire to the wine tasting

我带克莱尔去参加品酒吗

Sure I'd like to meet her Oh that's great

-可以啊我也想见她 -那太好了

I've been wanting her to meet you guys too

我也想带她见见大家好久了

so this seems like the perfect opportunity

感觉这次是个很完美的好时机

Oh but I won't be there

但是我不会在场啊

Funny how that worked out

真是无巧不成书啊

Does this mean Emily's not in the picture anymore

所以这代表艾米丽已经宣告出局了吗

No I'm still dating her

没有啊我们还会约会

Okay help me out

大神为我指点迷津

How are you doing this

你是怎么做到脚踏两条船

Do they know about each other

她们知道彼此的存在吗

They know that we're not exclusive

她们都知道我与她们不是专属的关系

and we just don't ask too many questions

所以我们就彼此不要问太多问题就好

You know it's like how I play Warlords of Ka'a with you

就像我跟你玩"卡亚战神"卡牌游戏

and Elder Sign with Frank and Alicia

而跟法兰克与艾丽西娅玩《远古封印》

Who's Frank and Alicia

法兰克与艾丽西娅是谁啊

Y You and I spend a lot of time together

我们相处时间已经够长了

Can there be a little mystery between us

我们之间就不能有些小秘密吗

Okay

好了

Everything's hooked up We're ready

线路什么的都接好了准备好啦

I am going to record this for posterity

我要为后人们录下这一刻

All right here goes nothing

好了去吧就决定是你了

Here goes nothing

还"去吧就决定是你了"呢

This is the initial test of our prototype

这是我们原型的首次测试

Can we give it a little more gravitas

能不能用词正式大气一点

Fine

行

Preliminary trial of the infinite persistence

无限持续陀螺仪导向系统

gyroscopic navigational system phase one commencing

初步实验: 第一阶段开始

Eh maybe it's your voice

可能是你声线的问题

I'm gonna see if I can get James Earl Jones to do it in post

我看看能不能找詹姆斯·厄尔·琼斯配音吧

知名黑人演员曾给《星球大战》的达斯·维德配音

It's it's it's beautiful

太太美了

Actually it's making me dizzy

其实我看得有点头晕了

Good it's not just me

太好了原来不止我一个

Hello

您好

Hey Claire

克莱尔是我

Hey what's up

怎么啦

Hi yeah

是这样的

Um I was wondering

我在想

if you're free Saturday night

如果你周六晚有空

all my friends are going to a wine tasting

我的小伙伴们要一起去品酒之夜

Sure I guess

好啊可以吧

If you don't think meeting your friends is too big a step

你不觉得我见你的朋友们进展太快就行

Why would it be too big a step

为什么这会算进展太快呢

I don't know I just don't want things to get weird

不知道啊我不想事情发展得奇怪

Nothing to worry about

没什么好担心的啦

People meet people all the time

人生就是不断地认识新的人

and it isn't weird

怎么会奇怪

I met Bon Jovi once which you'd think might be weird

我见过歌手邦·乔飞你可能觉得会很怪

Turns out total sweetheart

但结果呢人家好得不得了

Okay but you and I have been keeping things casual

但我们一直处于顺其自然的状态

Uh will you introduce me as your friend

所以你会跟朋友介绍我是你的朋友

or as your girlfriend

还是女朋友呢

What if I like them

万一我喜欢他们

and they don't like me

他们不喜欢我怎么办

What if they like me and I don't like them

万一他们喜欢我我不喜欢他们怎么办

Boy it wasn't this hard with Bon Jovi

天啊跟邦·乔维见面都没这么多事儿

I said "You rock " he said "Thanks man "

我说"你最摇滚最屌" 他说"谢啦兄弟"

and that was that

仅此而已

Hey you ready to go

可以走了吗

Hang on What are you doing

-等等 -你在干嘛

Oh I found a scratch and sniff book about wine tasting

我发现一本品酒的书后面有香味刮刮卡

作者是侍酒大师理查德贝茨书后配有一张酒香轮盘

全名为"The Essential Scratch and Sniff Guide to Becoming a Wine Expert"

It teaches the different flavor notes to look for

它教人们根据不同的味道去识别葡萄酒

You actually smell the wine

你真的能闻香知酒吗

I mostly just smell my nasal spray

大多时间我只闻到我喷鼻剂的味道

Are your sinuses acting up

你的鼻炎又发作了吗

Since my preschool got a bunny

打从我幼儿园来了一只兔子就没好过

Hey are you still hanging out with Bernadette tonight

你今晚还打算跟伯纳黛特一起过吗

Yes

当然

And we're going to prove that we don't need alcohol

我们要证明不需要酒精

to enjoy ourselves

也能玩得开心

Oh good for you

挺适合你俩的

Or caffeine tobacco sushi

也不需要咖啡因香烟寿司

soft cheese processed meats and Jacuzzis

软干酪加工肉类按摩浴缸

which can all be harmful to an unborn baby

这些对肚子里的宝宝都会造成伤害

No HoneyBaked Ham in a hot tub got it

泡澡时不能吃蜂蜜火腿懂了

Oh no bubble baths either

也不能洗泡泡澡

They can increase the risk of a urinary tract infection

那会增加尿路感染的风险

Okay have fun

好的好好玩

Oh and no swordfish king mackerel shark or tilefish

不能吃箭鱼大耳马鲛鲨鱼或方头鱼

which are all high in mercury

这些鱼类含汞量高

We're leaving now

我们走了

Oh and no contact with guinea pigs

还不能跟接触豚鼠

or hamsters or their droppings

仓鼠或它们的粪便

uh no no cat litter boxes no paint fumes

不能碰猫砂盆不能闻油漆味

Okay we're leaving love you bye

我们走啦爱你哦再见

Boy do I love restrictions

条条框框什么的最棒了

Where is everybody

其他人呢

Oh we're the first ones here

我们比他们先到一步

Cool

酷

Yeah

是啊

Cool

酷

You know I don't remember the last time

我不记得上一次

it was just you and me hanging out

咱俩独处是什么时候了

Oh I do It was three years ago

我记得那是三年前

Oh yeah and we said we should do it more often

是啊我们还说以后要经常聚聚

是在第7季第3集寻宝游戏时这两个人是一队

And and here we are

然后就是现在了

So Sheldon and Bernadette are hanging out

谢尔顿和伯纳黛特在一起呢

I know What are they gonna talk about

是啊他们会聊什么呢

I don't know

我不知道

I really don't know

我是真心不知道啊

Oh good Oh thank God

-太好了 -谢天谢地

You guys been here long

你们俩来很久了吗

No two minutes

不刚到两分钟

But yes

但的确很久了

Where's Claire

克莱尔呢

Oh she's meeting us here

她直接来这里找我们

Hey guys do me a favor

伙计们帮我个忙

and don't ask too many questions about the relationship

不要问太多关于我俩关系的事

We're just keeping it casual

我们现在是顺其自然的状态

Oh so I shouldn't ask her how she feels about being

所以我不该问她作为你的后宫中的

a member of your harem

其中一名妃子有何感想吗

Yeah I know you're teasing but watch out for karma

我知道你只是耍嘴皮但小心遭报应

Hey Penny isn't that your old boyfriend Zack

佩妮那不是你的前男友扎克吗

Oh yeah

是啊

Are you gonna say hi to him

你要过去跟他打招呼吗

Uh I don't know

不知道耶

Hey while you decide

你犹豫时我问下

who was better in bed

谁床上功夫更了得

big hot Zack or wheezy little Leonard

是龙精虎猛扎克哥还是气喘小弟莱纳德

Neener neener

现世报来得快

I brought sparkling cider

我带了气泡苹果汁

Oh the bubbles tickle my nose

气泡会让我鼻子发痒

I'll just open this now

我现在就打开好了

so it can get nice and flat before we drink it

等我们喝的时候就没气又好喝了

So what do you want to do tonight

你今晚想干点什么呀

Oh I have quite the evening planned

我已经都计划好了

Our fetus friendly festival of fun begins

我们的欢乐爱胎节第一个节目是

with an in depth look at the world of model trains

深入观察现代火车的世界

然后我们把快乐加倍去探索

all the different ways that you can make toast

制作吐司的各种不同途径

There's more than one

吐司不就一种吗

You've heard of French toast Yeah

-你知道法式吐司吗 -知道

Cinnamon toast Yeah

-肉桂吐司呢 -知道

Melba toast Yeah

-梅尔巴吐司 -知道

You get where I'm going here

你懂我话中的意思了吧

Yeah

知道

I'm getting an earthy note

我闻到了土香

Ah there's definitely some oak

肯定掺杂着一丝木香

Also uh cherries

还有樱桃香吗

I smell nothing

我啥也闻不到

Really Nothing

不是吧啥味儿都没有吗

Just a whole lot of Afrin

全是我鼻喷剂的味道

Penny

佩妮

Oh Zack hi

扎克你好啊

You guys remember Zack

你们都记得扎克吧

Yeah hey buddy Hello

-当然你好啊兄弟 -你好

Hey did you two get married

你们俩结婚了吗

We did Yeah mm hmm

-是的 -对

To each other

是跟对方吗

Yes

是的

Cool 'Cause other than when you broke up with him

酷因为除了当你跟他分手后

and dated me then broke up with me

来跟我约会然后又跟我分手

and then dated me one more time

然后在回到他身边之前

before going back to him

再次跟我约会的这些时候

I was always rooting for you two

其余时候我一直很看好你们俩哦

Thanks

多谢赏识

So how's the science world

科学世界还好吗

What are you guys up to

你们几个在鼓捣啥呢

W We've actually been working on a prototype

我们为我们之前发明的导向系统

for a navigation system we invented

研发一个原型

But we won't bore you with the details

但怕烦到你细节方面我们就不说了

Are you kidding I love science

开什么玩笑我爱科学

Einstein Stephen Hawking

爱因斯坦史蒂芬·霍金

奈尔德葛拉司泰森是以从事科学传播闻名的美国天文学家

迈克·泰森是世界著名职业拳手

Mike deGrasse Tyson

迈克·德葛拉司·泰森

Mike deGrasse Tyson

迈克·德葛拉司·泰森吗

Yeah you know the boxer who grew a mustache

是啊就是拳手泰森留了小胡子后

and became a scientist

成为了科学家泰森

两者皆为黑人

So what's your invention

你们发明了什么

Well we're using quantum vortices

我们用量子旋涡

to replace gyroscopes in guidance systems

替换了导向系统中的陀螺仪

What's neat is that they can maintain

最酷的是它可以永久性地

angular momentum indefinitely

保持角动量

Angular momentum

角动量

I was wondering about that

我正好也在想这个问题呢

You could put it in a satellite or a rocket

它可以安置在卫星或火箭上

and it'll run forever

就可以永久运行

Cool

很酷嘛

Could it be used for missiles and war stuff

那它可以应用在导弹或者其他武器上吗

Yeah but we didn't create it for weapons

当然可以但我们发明它不是为了制造武器

And I doubt the military would be interested

我也怀疑军方会不会对

in our little guidance system

我们这小小的导向系统感兴趣

Is it better than the one they use now

这玩意能比得上他们现在的技术吗

A lot Way better

-好太多了 -甩他们几条街

You sure you guys are smart

你们这群家伙真的智商超群吗

"H O" gauge trains are 1/87 scale

H-O级别的火车是1/87比例的

"N" gauge are 1/160 scale

N级别的火车是1/160比例的

And that brings us to "Z" gauge at a

另外还有Z级别的火车

"you could easily swallow it don't ask how I know "

它的比例大小为"可随口吞下别问我怎么知道"

1/220

1/220.

I'm sorry I have to ask

抱歉我还是想问一下

When I was five I ingested a "Z" gauge locomotive

我五岁的时候吞下了一个Z级别的火车头

I spent the next three days saying "I think I can pass it

接下来的三天我一直默念着 "顺利出洞

I think I can pass it I think I can pass it "

顺利出洞顺利出洞"

What is it about trains that you like so much

你为什么这么喜欢火车呢

What an interesting question

这个问题问得好

When I was a child life was confusing

小时候生活对我来说

and chaotic for me and trains represented order

无序又复杂火车则代表了一种秩序

I could line them up categorize them control them

我可以排列分类控制火车

I guess you could say that

可以说在这个纷乱的世界中

they gave me a sense of calm in a world that didn't

只有火车才能带给我一丝平静

That's lovely Sheldon

真有爱谢尔顿

Well other than when they're chugging through your bowels

除了它们会在你肠道里嚓嘎前进之外

these things are magic

火车真是最棒的了

I have to admit I've been worried about

我必须承认从一开始

the military applications since we started talking about this

我对技术被用到军事用途的事就很担心

Me too

我也是

Why didn't you say something

那你怎么不说出来

Same reason I don't talk about ass cancer

就像我从来不提菊花癌一样

It's not a pleasant topic

这个话题可不怎么愉快

You can't let this stop you

你们不能就此放弃啊

Almost any scientific advancement can be used

几乎所有的科学发展都可以

for destructive purposes

应用在破坏性的目的上

It's true Even Einstein's theory of relativity

没错就连爱因斯坦的相对论

was later applied to the development of nuclear weapons

后来也应用在了核武器的研发上

E = mc2

E equals MC squared.

Yeah

没错

"E" is for energy "M" for mass

E表示能量 M代表质量

and "C" for the speed of light

C表示光速

How do you know that

你怎么懂这个

Oh Leonard mumbles it when he wants sex to last longer

莱纳德每次拖延射精时间时就念叨这个

Hey Raj

拉杰

Hey Claire Good you're here

克莱尔你来了

Guys this is my friend Claire

各位这是我朋友克莱尔

We're casually dating and there's no need

我们只是顺其自然的交往而已

for any further questions about it

请大家不要再问问题

Would you like a glass of wine

你要来杯酒吗

I said no questions

人家说了不要问

And last but not least

最后也是同样重要的一点

this is one that I like to call Star Wars Toast because

我喜欢把这个叫做星球大战吐司

it has a light side and a dark side

因为它兼具了"光明"和"黑暗"两面

All righty it's time for Dungeons & Dragons

好了到了玩《龙与地下城》游戏的时候

Dungeons & Dragons

《龙与地下城》

That sounds about right

真是不意外

You're gonna enjoy this

你肯定会喜欢这游戏的

I designed it especially for you

我是专门为你设计的版本

Okay but just for a little bit

好但我只玩一小会就好

Oh I have a feeling that once you start

我有预感一旦你开始玩了

you're not gonna want to or be allowed to stop

一定会乐此不疲根本停不下来

All right

好吧

Ready

准备好了吗

You bet

好了

Your name is Bernatrix

你名叫博纳特克斯

You are a warrior queen

你是一名战士女皇

You're strong beautiful and tall

你人高马大美艳绝伦

I like the idea of being tall

我喜欢人高这个设定

I think you're gonna like a lot of things I have in store

我还有好多你肯定喜欢的东西呢

For example in this world only the men get pregnant

比如在这个世界里只有男人才会怀孕

so your husband is home trying not to pee when he laughs

所以你老公正在家苦练不要一笑就尿

This is getting fun What's next

有意思然后呢

You're parched and weary from battle

你结束了战斗又渴又累

You stand in front of a tavern that serves the coldest

你来到了一家酒馆面前

most delicious ale in all the realm

这里有全世界最好喝最冰的麦芽酒

Oh I haven't had a drink in months

我好几个月没喝酒了

What do you do

你会怎么做

I storm in slam my sword down

我如狂风般冲进去丢下我的宝剑

and say "Barkeep bring me the strongest ale you have

说 "小二给老娘把最烈的麦芽酒

and serve it in the skull of a Goblin "

装在哥布林妖精的头骨里端上来"

He wants to see I D

小二要求查看你的身份证

So Claire we've heard so many wonderful things about you

克莱尔我们听了很多关于你的好话呢

Really Like what

真的吗什么好话

Uh mostly Penny's heard them

大部分都是佩妮听说的

Boy you get some dirty looks over there

你过去要加冰块时

when you ask for ice

会有不少鄙视眼光传来啊

Zack this is my friend Claire

扎克这是我朋友克莱尔

You're hot You seeing anybody

你真漂亮有对象吗

Uh she's seeing me

她的对象就是我

Why'd you say she's your friend

那你干嘛说她是你朋友

We're just keeping it casual

我们只是顺其自然而已

Why is he being casual with you You seem great

他为什么只是和你顺其自然你人挺不错啊

I don't know Ask him

我也不知道问他吧

Why are you being casual with her She seems great

你为什么只是和她顺其自然她人挺不错啊

Maybe we should take a step back

也许我们应该退一步

Take a step back

为啥要退一步

I'm not a young man anymore

我已经过了迎风尿三丈的年纪了

No I mean reevaluate what we're doing with the guidance system

不我是说重新考虑一下导向系统的事

But I got a baby on the way

我马上就要当爸爸了

I got to make some money

我必须得多赚点钱

What good is money gonna do

如果我们不小心引发了世界末日

if we inadvertently bring about Armageddon

要那么多钱又能干什么

Okay let me stop you right there

等等你先打住

We absolutely know our invention

我们清楚知道自己的发明

will not be used to destroy the world

不会被用来毁灭世界

How

怎么知道

Because no one from the future

因为没人从未来穿越回来

has come back to kill us

追杀我们

Very funny

真好笑

You got something better

你有更好的想法吗

Well not really

并没有

Okay then

那不就得了

Geez how much wine did you drink

天啊你喝了多少酒啊

Not a lot

不多

I just couldn't start until you walked away

只是你不走开我尿不出来

The Hell Prawn lunges out of the hot spring

地狱虾猛然冲出温泉

You block it with your shield

你用盾牌将其抵挡

Do you attack

你要出击吗

Does it have eyes

它有眼睛吗

Three giant red ones and they never blink

三只血红色巨眼从来不眨一下

It's unsettling

看得人发毛

I stab it in the middle eye

我刺入中间那只眼

Good choice

明智之举

Critical hit Your sword goes

致命一击你的剑

through its eye into its tiny brain

刺穿它的眼睛直插进它的小脑子

With its final dying gasp it says

它奄奄一息地说

"You have reduced me to a pile of sushi

"你已经将我贬为一堆寿司

Enjoy me with this packet of soy sauce

配上这包酱油好好享用我吧

It's low sodium "

这是低钠酱油哦"

Okay I guess I should eat the Hell Prawn

好的我会把地狱虾吃掉

Using your sword

你用自己的剑

you prepare a beautiful sushi dinner

做出了华丽的寿司大餐

You slip into the hot spring and enjoy the warm water

你将身子浸入温泉享受着温水

on your aching joints

泡着你疼痛的关节

As you happily close your eyes

你满足地闭上眼睛

you recall the incredible evening you've had

回味着这不可思议的夜晚

and notice that your

并发现自己的...

feet and ankles are smaller than they've ever been

脚和脚踝比从前还要纤细

The end

结束

Wow this night turned out to be so much more fun than I thought

今晚比我预想的有趣多了

Oh the fun doesn't stop

欢乐尚未停歇

You're still going home with a goodie bag full of toast

你还能带满满一包吐司回家呢

Thank you for this

谢谢你做的这些

You know ever since people found out I'm having a baby

自从大家发现我怀孕后

I feel like I became Pregnant Bernadette

都将我当成孕妇伯纳黛特看待

It was nice to take a little break tonight

今晚能暂时放下这包袱真是太好了

I can understand that

我能理解

From the moment people realized I was a genius

自从大家发现我是个天才后

I've been Sheldon the Genius

我就一直被当作天才谢尔顿

Although I've never really wanted a break from that

不过我从来没想过甩掉这包袱

so I suppose I don't understand

所以我大概也不理解

Which is ironic

这多讽刺

'cause you know genius

毕竟我是个天才

Well thanks again

再次谢谢你

You're welcome

不客气

And any time you need a break from being Bernadette the Pregnant

你什么时候想摆脱孕妇伯纳黛特这包袱

Bernatrix the Warrior Queen is here waiting

战士女皇博纳特克斯随时在此等候

I might just take you up on that

那我就恭敬不如从命了

Well mind you now

提醒你哦

that offer's only good until the third trimester

此邀约仅在晚期妊娠前有效

I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot

我不能冒着我的专座被羊水沾到的风险

Hey dude you're killing me with Claire

哥们你在破坏我和克莱尔的关系

What are you talking about

这话什么意思

I mean come on look at you

我是说瞧瞧你

You're classically handsome

典型美男子

you've got a swimmer's body

还拥有游泳健将的身材

Next to you I look like me

在你身旁我就被打回原形了

Oh man I didn't mean to do that

兄弟我不是故意的

But I do appreciate you recognizing my swimmer's body

不过谢谢你看出了我游泳健将的身材

Which incidentally

这是个意外

一个人当鬼蒙上眼睛去抓其他人

马可波罗是一个在泳池玩的捉迷藏游戏

I got from playing Marco Polo at the YMCA

我在基督青年会玩"马可波罗"游戏练出来的

Yeah okay just do me a favor

好吧帮我个忙

and stop talking about how great Claire is

不要再说克莱尔多棒多好了

Anything for you my little foreign friend

乐意效劳我的外国小友人

So I got to ask

我得问一句

does Raj bring around other girls

拉杰会带别的姑娘跟你们玩吗

Uh you know

这个嘛

I I'm not really around that much

我不经常跟他们一起玩

Amy knows much more than I do

这事艾米比我可清楚多了

I don't think you have anything to worry about

我觉得你没什么可担心的

Raj is a terrific guy loyal to a fault

拉杰人很好过分忠诚

Yeah He still has an AOL address

对啊他还没丢掉美国在线的邮箱呢

美国比较早期的因特网服务提供商

I see what you're saying

我懂你的意思

She's not so great

她也没有多好嘛

Don't listen to him

别听他的

He says crazy things all the time

他总说傻话

Uh watch Marco

不信你看马可

Polo

波罗

让鬼由声音来判断其他人躲在哪里

游戏中鬼会先喊"马克" 躲起来的人就回"波罗"

So uh what are you guys talking about

你们在聊什么呢

Your friends were just telling me about

你朋友们正跟我讲

all the other girls you're dating

你约会的其他姑娘的事儿呢

Why would you do that

你们干嘛要这样

I specifically asked you not to do that

我特地嘱咐过你们不要说

We didn't

我们没说

You just did

你刚自己说了

Maybe none of you guys are smart

看来你们没一个智商超群

Morning

早

Morning

早

Ugh Too much wine

酒喝太多了

Oh I overdid it myself last night

我昨晚也是吃太多了

Hair of the dog

我也要来片回魂吐司

又被称为喝"回魂酒"

宿醉时靠再喝酒缓解痛苦的方法

Hey did you ever think about the military applications

你有没有想过我们的导向系统

for the guidance system

被用到军事用途上

Of course

当然了

Does it bother you

你心里不会不舒服吗

No it did at first

不啊虽然一开始会

but then I talked it through with Frank and Alicia and

然后我跟法兰克与艾丽西娅聊过以后

they really helped put things into perspective

他们真的让我换个新角度看待这件事

Who are these people

这俩人是谁啊

Leonard friends are like toilet paper

莱纳德朋友就像厕纸

It's good to have extras under the sink