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We're pinned down

被敌人包围

We can't get through

我们冲不出去了

Sheldon get over here and help

谢尔顿快过来帮忙

Okay one second

好马上来

Sheldon why are you jumping up and down

谢尔顿你干嘛在原地上下蹦

I'm trying to shoot

我试着开枪呢

Then use the shoot button

那你按开枪钮啊

not the "wonderful thing about Tiggers" button

不是按"演示跳跳虎的强项"钮

That's it we're dead

结束了团灭

Okay challenge them again

申请再战

Doing it right now

战书已下

Oh they can't

他们打不了

There's an important Little League game tomorrow

明天有场重要的9到12岁儿童棒球大赛呢

No wonder they beat us they're jocks

难怪能虐我们人家是运动员

What happened to me

我这是怎么了

I used to excel at these things

我曾叱咤游戏界

Kids are always better at video games

小孩子向来比较会打电玩

Well I don't like it

我讨厌这样

Mm if it makes you feel better you still dress like a child

有句安慰的话不知该不该讲你穿着还像小孩

No but it's not just video games

不不只是电玩

I downloaded the new O S for my phone took me a week

我给手机更新了版本我花了一周

to stop accidentally texting kissy faces to everyone

不再意外给人发送亲亲表情

Oh so our love is not real

所以我们的爱情是假的吗

Well I I know how you feel

我懂你的感觉

I tried one of those electronic Japanese toilets

我试着用过日本的全自动马桶

practically shot myself across the room

结果差点把我弹飞出厕所

I guess I just need to face it

看来我不得不承认

I'm no longer a wunderkind

我不再是少年神童

Now I just wonder what's for lunch

我现在只是少根筋不知中午吃啥儿童

Hot dogs

热狗

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十季第二十二集

Bang

By aBu 201705

生

活

I didn't know you could drink while you're breastfeeding

我都不知道哺乳期可以喝酒

Yeah they say the yeast in beer helps with milk production

人家说啤酒里的酵母有助产奶

I'm pretty sure that's a myth let me check

我敢说这是不实传闻我查查

Ruin it for me and I'll break this glass over your head

查出来我不能喝我就用这杯子打爆你头

To denial

敬自欺欺人一杯

Oh I'm gonna get another

我去续杯

You want food

要吃的吗

Yeah breastfeeding burns like 5 000 calories a day

要哺乳每天会消耗掉5000卡热量

Do not touch that phone

敢碰你手机试试

Penny

佩妮

Oh Zack Hey

扎克你好啊

What are the odds of running into you here

得多巧啊能在这里碰到你

Well it's a bar so pretty good

这是间酒吧所以不需要多巧

Uh what's new

有何新鲜事

Oh tons of stuff

挺多的呢

Put artificial grass in my backyard got engaged

后院种了人工草皮订了婚

had a scary mole that turned out to be Sharpie

疑似皮肤癌的痣后来发现只是记号笔印迹

Well congratulations

恭喜你啊

That's what my dermatologist said

我的皮肤科医生也这么说

No on on getting engaged good for you

是恭喜你订婚太好了

Oh thanks How about you

谢谢那你呢

Hey how's Leonard

莱纳德最近好吗

Is he still smart

还那么聪明吗

Yes yes he's working for the government

还好还那么聪明他正在为

on an infinite persistence gyroscope

政府研发无限持续陀螺仪

Of course the first time I say it right

果然我第一次说正确

he's not even here

他人就刚好不在

I love that little guy

我可喜欢这小个子了

Hey we should all have dinner sometime

或许我们该找一天一起吃饭

Uh yeah sure I'll check with Leonard

可以啊我再问一下莱纳德

Cool I'll check with Sara

太好了那我也问下莎拉

Sara pull up my calendar

莎拉[Siri] 调出我的日程表

It never works for me

这功能从来没好使过

I've been thinking about our recent humiliation

我一直在想我们这次遭人羞辱的事

You're gonna have to be more specific

你得说得更详细才知道哪次

At the hands of those teenagers

被孩子们羞辱

还不够详细

Boy teenagers

被少年们羞辱

Oh the video game Yeah that was bad

电玩啊是啊太惨了

I started doing some reading on cognitive vitality

我开始去阅读一些有关认知活力的文章

and I came across an area of research called "super aging "

读到了一个有关"青春永驻"的研究领域

You know who's a super ager Jennifer Lopez

你们知道谁青春永驻吗珍妮弗·洛佩兹

Like what is her secret

她的不老秘方到底是什么啊

Now this is rare

这情况还真罕见

I don't know which one of you I want to stop talking first

我不知道自己想先让你们俩哪个闭嘴

The theory is that if you really tax your brain

这理论是说如果你狠狠磨炼你的大脑

the neurofibers will become thicker

脑神经纤维会变得更粗壮

and the glial cells more lustrous

神经胶质细胞更有光泽

Like JLo's hair

就像珍妮弗的秀发

Boy it is neck and neck right now

两位真的是不相上下啊

How is super aging any different

那保持青春永驻跟

than like doing crossword puzzles

做填字游戏有什么区别

Well it's not just doing simple cognitive tasks

不再是做些简单的认知任务就行了

You need to push your brain out of its comfort zone

你得逼你的大脑走出原本的舒适区

and reach mental exhaustion

再使其达到精神疲惫的状态

I drive you to work every day

我天天开车载你上班

my brain must look like the Hulk

我的大脑估计得强壮得像绿巨人

If you really want to challenge yourself

如果你真的想挑战自己极限

you could learn to speak Hindi

你可以试着学印地语啊

Jab mein aat saal ka tha Maine seekha tha

我八岁那年就学会了

Could you say that in English

你能用英语说吗

I actually I never learned Hindi

我其实从没学过印地语

Hey you ready to go

你准备好出发了吗

Yeah I guess

大概吧

What's the matter

怎么啦

Honestly It's a little strange having dinner with your ex boyfriend

说实话跟你的前男友吃晚饭感觉有点怪

and it's not like we have a lot to talk about

又不是我们有很多话可以聊

What He loves you okay

干嘛他超喜欢你好吗

And he's interested in your work

他对你的工作很感兴趣

You could talk about the infinite perspective

你可以聊你的无限远景...

I swear I know it

我发誓我真知道叫什么

It'll be fine let's just go

没事啦我们走吧

Well and his fiancée will be there so you know

而且他的未婚妻也会在你懂吧

if the conversation lags we can talk about their wedding

找不到话聊时就可拟聊他们的婚礼

Come on I spent an entire plane ride

干嘛啦上次坐飞机

with you talking about the trailer for Deadpool 2

我-听你聊了整路的《死侍2》预告片

Ha I knew you weren't asleep

我就知道你在装睡

Hey guys

两位好呀

Hi Hi Hey where's your fiancée

一你好一你的未婚妻呢

Oh she couldn't make it She had an emergency

她来不了她有急事

Oh no what happened

不会吧发生什么事了

I didn't ask

我没问

What smells so good

什么东西那么香

Raj is teaching me to make croissants

拉杰在教我做牛角包

Is this part of your super aging

这是你保持大脑青春永驻的方式之一吗

Yes Yeah it seemed daunting at first

没错一开始我觉得会很难

but then I realized

但之后发现

it's like the chemistry set I had as a kid

这跟我小时候家里的化学实验装置一样

Only when your brother eats this

区别在于当你哥哥吃掉这个后

no one has to call Poison Control

没人需要打电话给中毒控制中心

Okay

好了

Shall we

尝尝吧

Oh my God

天啊

It's light it's flaky it's buttery

既脆又酥充满牛油香味

You don't need to have sex with him just eat one of these

你不用跟他滚床单吃个牛角包就能高潮了

Yes it is delicious

是啊确实很好吃

Wha Physicist baker lover

不过物理学家面包师爱人

what can't I do

世间哪有我做不到的事啊

Well clearly mental tasks are not enough

显然只做脑力劳动还不够

Maybe you need to challenge your motor skills

也许你还得挑战一下运动技能

For the last time I am not having a tickle fight with you

我再说最后一遍我不会跟你来挠痒痒大战

You want a real challenge

你想来个真正的挑战吗

try keeping me from eating more of these

试试阻止我继续吃牛角包啊

You're just using food

你只是在利用食物掩饰内心

to mask the fear that you're fundamentally unlovable

觉得自己不会有人爱

and therefore going to be alone forever

注定孤独终老的恐惧

Damn it he's good at that too

我靠他连这个也那么强

Thanks

谢谢

Wow working on a top secret government project

为政府研发最高机密的项目

that is so cool Aw

那真是太酷了

Do you have a bodyguard to keep spies away

你有保镖帮你吓跑间谍吗

I have Sheldon that keeps most people away

我有谢尔顿他能吓跑大部分人

I miss that guy

我想念那个小哥

He's like the Swedish Chef Muppet

他就像《大青蛙布偶秀》的瑞典厨师

I don't know what he's saying but he's funny

我听不懂他都在说些什么但他很搞笑

Oh I know what he's saying and he's not he's not funny

我倒是知道他在说些什么他绝对不搞笑

So Penny what's going on with you

佩妮你最近怎么样

How's the job

工作还顺利吗

Uh it's okay I'm still in pharmaceutical sales

还不错我还在做医药销售

She's doing amazing

她可棒了

She can actually make a side effect

她能把有10％可能性

like 10% chance of liver failure

会出现肝功能衰竭的副作用

sound like a 90% chance of liver success

说成有90％可能性能令肝脏恢复正常

Yeah lying isn't my favorite part of the job

说谎不是我这份工作值得骄傲的方面

Actually I'm not crazy about a lot of it

事实上很多方面我都不满意

Hey if you're not happy there I've been looking

如果你不喜欢那份工作

for a new head of sales at my company

我公司正想请个新的销售主管

And we don't sell drugs just menus

我们不卖药只卖菜单

so the only lie you'll be telling

所以你唯一要说的谎是

is we print on recycled paper

我们用再生纸印菜单

We don't

其实不是

Oh that's a nice offer

这工作邀请不错

You know we'd make a great team

我们一定会合作无间

Or as we say in the menu business

或者用我们菜单界的话来说

I can't do this without "Me N U "

"你我做菜永不孤单"

Right 'cause it spells "menu "

懂了因为结尾就是"菜单"

Yeah right It's funny I got a lot of menu jokes

多幽默啊我有很多关于菜单的笑话

but that's my favorite

但我最喜欢这个

All right this is everything

好啦道具都在这儿了

What do you want to learn

你想要学哪样

It really doesn't matter as long as it's challenging

其实都无所谓只要能挑战自我就行了

Okay well how about oh I teach you

好吧不如我教你几招

some close up magic

近景魔术

Howard I'm trying to make myself uncomfortable

霍华德我是想让自己难受

not everyone else

不是想祸害其他人

So you wanted to learn something physical

你想学点考验体能的

and you came to Howard Wolowitz

却来找霍华德·沃罗威茨吗

Hey the circus arts are very physically and mentally demanding

马戏艺术对于体能和心理素质都有很高的要求

Have you ever tried to juggle

你试过玩抛接球吗

Yes I'm juggling my love for you

试过我现在就在挣扎

and my embarrassment of you right now

该"抛"弃对你的爱还是"接"住对你的嫌弃

And it's hard isn't it

挺难的不是吗

So the key is

关键技巧在于

the moment one ball is at the top of its arc

当一个球升到最高点时

you toss the next one

你再抛出下一个

Hmm Okay I think I got that

好我应该学会了

Uh h hold on

且慢

There's a an old saying in juggling

抛接球界有句老话

Is it "I'm going to die alone"

是"我注定孤独终老"吗

No it's "if you want to have fun start with one "

非也是"万丈高楼平地起欢喜抛接一颗起"

Yours we think but we do not say

你那句我们心里明白但不会说出来

All right just toss it up and catch it a few times

好了你先抛接几次

get comfortable with it

熟悉一下感觉

Okay

好的

Just to be on the safe side

出于安全考量问一下

am I in any danger of getting juggler's elbow

我会不会得"抛接肘"这类的运动伤害

不会

Are you sure 'Cause I'm feeling a twinge

你确定吗我开始感觉到刺痛了

See that wasn't so bad

你看刚才不算太糟吧

He even picked up the check

他还付了饭钱呢

Yeah

是啊

Although when he was trying to figure out the tip

不过他计算小费该给多少时

I'm pretty sure I saw smoke coming out of his ears

我看到他算到耳朵都冒烟了

You're not really considering working for him are you

你不是真的考虑去他公司上班吧

Well maybe I mean it seems kind of perfect

有可能啊那职位挺适合的

I have sales experience

我有销售经验

and I've been a waitress so I have restaurant experience

还当过服务员所以也有餐厅相关经验

and if he's figuring out my Christmas bonus

而且如果是由他来计算我的圣诞奖金

we could buy a boat

说不定我们能买艘船呢

Don't you think it might be a little weird

你不觉得为前任打工

to work for someone you used to date

有点怪吗

You work with Sheldon you tell me

你和谢尔顿共事你说呢

Yeah it's weird

是的超级怪

Okay are you seriously jealous of me working with Zack

我和扎克一起工作你真的会吃醋吗

No no I I'm not jealous I just think

我才不是吃醋呢我只是觉得

you have got a good thing going where you are right now

你现在明明干得不错

and you make great money

收入也很不错

and you haven't slept with any of your coworkers

也没和同事睡成一片

Great so you want me to stay at a job I'm not happy at

那你是宁愿我做一份不开心的工作了

You okay

你没事吧

You kind of look like Zack trying to figure out that tip

你的表情就和扎克算不出小费时一样

Of course I don't want you to be unhappy

我当然不希望你工作不开心

but I also want you to be smart

但我更希望你更明智一点

and working for an ex boyfriend isn't very smart

为前男友打工显然不是明智之举

You don't have to stop just slow down I'll jump out

你不用停慢慢减速我自己跳车

Amy look I'm on a unicycle

艾米快看我在骑独轮车

How did you get from croissants to a unicycle

你是怎么从牛角包跳到独轮车上的

I hurt myself juggling

我抛接球时伤到自己了

Where did you get it

你从哪里找来这玩意的

Howard said I could borrow it

霍华德说可以暂时借给我

Bernadette said forever

博纳黛特让我永远别还了

Have you tried letting go of the rope

你试过不靠绳子自己骑吗

What are you crazy I'm on a unicycle

你疯了吗我骑的可是独轮车

All right well have fun

好吧那你慢慢玩

Wait I need help getting down

等等我需要有人帮我下来

Well what do you want me to do

你想要我怎么做

Drag out our mattress and put it over here

先把我们的床垫拖出来放在这里

then go across the hall get their mattress

然后去走廊对面把他们的床垫拖过来

and put it over here

放在上面

But before you do any of that

但在做这些事之前

scratch my nose

快帮我挠一下鼻子

So you told her she was being dumb

所以你说了她很蠢

No I told her she was being not smart

不我说她做的不是明智之举

Which was dumb

这太蠢了

Why did you even go to dinner with the guy

你为什么要和他一起吃晚饭呢

We covered this I'm dumb

我们才刚说过啊我蠢呗

So he's my ex boyfriend who cares

就算他是我的前男友又如何呢

I can't believe Leonard would be so insecure

真不敢相信莱纳德如此缺乏安全感

Really

真的吗

I have no trouble believing that at all

我觉得这事非常好理解呀

And Zack's engaged

扎克都已经订婚了

Leonard has no reason to feel threatened

莱纳德根本没理由担心

We're talking about the same Leonard right

我俩说的是同一个莱纳德吧

So you think it's fine if she works for Zack

你觉得她为扎克工作没问题吗

I don't know maybe

我不知道也许吧

Well he is much more attractive than Leonard

他的确是比莱纳德好看多了

Yes

没错

but that's gonna be true of a lot of guys she works for

但她的历任老板中这样的人也不少

Yeah but she also used to sleep with Zack

可她以前还跟扎克一起睡过

Again

就像我刚才说的...

I would never let Howard work with an ex

我就不会让霍华德和他的前任一起工作

What you wouldn't trust him

什么你不相信他吗

I wouldn't trust her

我是不相信他的前任

He's thin and sexy like a Jewish greyhound

我家华仔可是一条苗条性感的犹太小灰狗

Yeah that that is the sexiest dog

是是是那还真是最性感的一种狗呢

And I'd like to think Howie wouldn't take a job

我想华仔也不会接受

I was uncomfortable with

会让我不爽的工作

'Cause he's scared of you Terrified

一因为他很怕你吗一怕得要死

Yeah

没错

You know what I'm with Leonard this isn't cool

我支持莱纳德这样是不对的

Thank you

谢谢

I disagree

我不同意

Penny is a strong independent woman

佩妮是一个独立而坚强的新女性

The more you try to control her the more she'll push back

你越想掌控她她反抗越强烈

So you think it's okay

所以你觉得没问题吗

Oh no she's gonna leave you for someone

不她命中注定要抛弃你

might as well get it over with

还不如早死早超生

What are you doing

你在干什么呀

I'm returning this stuff to Howard

我准备把这些东西都还给霍华德

Well Bernadette made me promise if you didn't want it

博纳黛特要我保证如果你不想玩了

we'd give it to a homeless clown

就把它送给流浪的小丑

What happened to learning the unicycle

你怎么不继续学独轮车了

Oh I stopped that it was dumb

我不想学了太蠢了

Uni bi tri menstrual

独轮两轮三轮月经周期[轮]

all cycles are dumb

带轮的东西都很蠢

You said juggling was dumb too

你还说抛接球也很蠢呢

Well it is

的确蠢啊

If I wanted to hold three things at once

我想一次性拿住3个东西

I'd wear cargo pants

穿条多口袋裤子就好啦

Sheldon is it possible that

谢尔顿有没有这种可能

when things get really difficult

每当事情变困难时

you just give up

你就放弃了

Are you calling me a quitter

你在说我是半途而度的人吗

Well if you honestly

如果你凭良心...

This conversation is over

对话到底为止

His mother warned me

他的妈妈警告过我

Everybody warned me

每个人都警告过我

Actually he warned me

说起来他自己都警告过我

You want to talk

你想聊聊吗

That doesn't seem to be where I shine

这貌似不是我的强项

How about I just give you one of these

不如让我给你点个赞吧

Look we can have a reasonable conversation

我们可以坐下来理性地谈一谈

and I won't get mad

我保证不生气

I don't like it after sex and I don't like it now

我在爱爱后不喜欢这手势现在也不喜欢

Yeah sorry Yeah

一好吧抱歉一好

All right just come here

过来吧

Look I get me working with Zack is weird

我知道和扎克一起工作很奇怪

and I don't want you to be uncomfortable

我也不希望你心里不爽

Well thanks

谢谢

And I don't want you to be stuck at a job you don't like

我也不想让你干不喜欢的工作

Then what do we do

那我们怎么办呢

Well I don't love it but if you really want to take this job

虽然我不高兴但如果你真的想要这份工作

I'll find a way to deal with it

我会试着接受这件事

No I know you'll try but it'll make you miserable

我知道你会试但这会让你很郁闷

which will make me miserable and

然后我也会很郁闷所以...

I'm just gonna stay where I'm at for now

我还是不要换工作了

No no no no you're you're unhappy there

不不不你做得不开心

and then you're gonna blame me for making you stay

反而会怪是我让你留下的

and it's fine I'll just I'll suck it up

别管我我忍就是了

You don't need to do that it's okay

你真的不用这么做没关系

Yeah see now I feel terrible

现在我不好受了

like I'm being selfish and holding you back

好像我太自私拖了你的后腿

What Say something

怎么了说话啊

Yeah that is pretty annoying

这手势的确挺让人不爽的

I made you tea

我给你泡了茶

Thank you

谢谢

I'm sorry I called you a quitter

抱歉我说你半途而废

It's okay I stopped being upset about that

没事我已经不生气了

And no the irony is not lost on me

对我知道我没坚持生气挺能证明你的观点

What are you reading

你在看什么

This article says the peak age for making

这文章说诺贝尔获奖者

a Nobel Prize winning discovery is 40

取得大发现的巅峰年纪是40岁

那又怎样

So I'm running out of time

我没多少时间了

That's ridiculous you're a brilliant man

太荒唐了你是个超级有才气的人

The best years of your life are still ahead of you

你人生的大好年华还在眼前

Oh you have to say that you're sweet on me

你必须这么说你爱我

Well if you're really worried about your career

如果你真的为事业担心

maybe you should consider spending a little less time

也许你应该考虑少花些时间

with video games and comic books

在电玩和漫画书上

I thought you were sweet on me

你不是爱我的吗

Okay fine let's say you never win a Nobel Prize

好吧假设你这辈子没有赢得诺贝尔奖

Let's say you spend your life doing solid scientific research

假设你这辈子一直在做踏实的科学研究

surrounded by friends and loved ones

你身边全是朋友和爱你的人

who appreciate you

他们欣赏你

not for what you've accomplished

不是因为你的成就

but for who you are as a man

而是因为你这个人

Wouldn't that be a life well lived

不也就不枉此生了吗

You're so cute

你真可爱

I'm gonna go learn how to walk on stilts

我要去学踩高跷

So many warnings

那么多警告全当耳边风

Okay are you sure about this

你确定吗

Absolutely I just want you to be happy

当然确定我只希望你开心

And maybe a little turned on about how selfless I'm being

最好我的无私能令你有点小性奋

Penny what's up

佩妮什么事

Hey uh so I've been thinking about it

我考虑过了

and I want to take the job

我想接受这份工作

Oh bad news

坏消息

When my fiancée found out that I was offering a job

我未婚妻发现我给前女友

to my ex girlfriend she said it was a stupid idea

提供工作她说这样做很蠢

and threw a shoe at me

还扔鞋子砸我

Oh so there's no job

那么没工作吗

Nope just a little bump on my forehead

没唯一有的是我额头上的包

Okay thanks anyway

好吧还是谢谢了

Bye

拜

Well his fiancée thought

他未婚妻觉得

the idea of us working together was stupid

一起工作是件愚蠢的事

You were right I was wrong

你是对的我错了

Aren't you gonna say anything

你不打算说什么吗

Not if I want to be doing this later

无需多言我只想做这个手势

Hey I didn't know you were home

我不知道你在家

Where you been

你去哪里了

I went to see your mom

我去见你妈妈了

Seriously where were you

说真的你去了哪里

I just told you your mom's

我刚说了你妈妈家

Why

为什么

Well since you find my magic tricks so embarrassing

因为你极度鄙视我的魔术

I got to wondering

我想知道

what cool hobbies you had as a kid

你小时候有什么酷爱好

What'd she say

她说了什么

She didn't say much of anything

你妈没说什么

But she said a lot

但她说了很多

Hi Bernadette remember me

伯纳黛特还记得我吗

First of all that's not what she sounds like

首先她不是这样说话的

she's from South Carolina

人家来自南卡罗来纳州

I can't believe you made fun of me

真不敢相信你嘲笑了我这么多年

all these years while you were a closeted ventriloquist

你自己却是个深柜腹语者

Okay it's not like I wanted to be a ventriloquist

不是我自愿想成为腹语者

I was in beauty pageants and I needed a talent

我当时参加选美我需要一项才艺

besides spreading rumors

不能光靠散播谣言

that the other contestants were pregnant

说其他参赛者怀孕了

Well since you enjoyed

既然你很享受

getting rid of all my stuff you know

扔掉我的东西

maybe we should throw this little lady in the wood chipper

也许我们应该把这位小姑娘扔进碎木机

不

And the little lady has a name

这位小姑娘有名字的

Which is

叫什么

Tammy Jo St Cloud

黛咪·乔·圣·克劳

"Tammy Jo St Cloud "

"黛咪·乔·圣·克劳"

Oh and I'm a dork for juggling

而我玩抛接球就被笑是死宅

Sorry you're not a dork

对不起你不是死宅男

You're a clown

你是小丑

Tammy Jo don't say that

黛咪·乔别这样说

you'll make him feel bad

他会感到难受的

Look at him

看他

what reason he got to feel good

他凭什么自我感觉良好

All right very funny

好了非常好笑

Don't listen to her

别听她的

she's been in a box for like 25 years

她被关在盒子里25年了

Yeah back when his haircut was fashionable

对我被关之前他的发型还很流行呢

That's enough put her away

够了把她拿开

Oh big daddy

老爹爹

I don't think so

你想得美

You marry Miss Bernie you marry me

你娶了妮妮小姐就是娶了我

We all family now

我们现在是一家人了

All right you're freaking me out

好了你吓着我了

Don't be that way

别这样

If you don't mind a few splinters

只要你不介意少许的木片毛刺

we can have us a ménage à trois

咱们就一妻一妾这样过吧

I'm doing it

我成功了

I'm tall and I'm doing it

我好高我成功了

Ah man

真扫兴