生活大爆炸-S05E05_生活大爆炸

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一个粒子的位置和它的动量不可被同时确定

It's from Game of Thrones.

这是《权力的游戏》里的那把

What do you think

你觉得怎样

I don't know.

不知道

If we're going to start a fantasy sword collection

如果我们要开始收藏奇幻剧中的刀剑

and I've long thought we should

虽然我很久前就认为应该收藏

is this really the sword to start with

但真的要从这把开始吗

What did you have in mind

那你想从哪把开始

Well off the top of my head I'd have to go with Excalibur.

我会不假思索地说亚瑟王的神剑

It gives you the right to rule England.

它能赋予你统治英格兰的权力

It would be a replica of a movie prop.

那肯定是电影道具的复制品

Fair enough.

也有道理

It'd give you the right to rule a replica of England.

那就是赋予你统治英格兰复制品的权力

Well they don't have an Excalibur here

这里没有亚瑟王的神剑

so what do you want to do

你觉得该怎么办

Mm. Tough decision.

真是艰难的抉择

There's no weaponry from Lord of the Rings

这里没有中国血汗工厂伪造的那种

forged in a Chinese sweatshop

《指环王》里的武器吗

Just Bilbo Baggins' sword over there.

只有比尔博·巴金斯的剑在那边

《指环王》中魔戒曾经的持有者霍比特人

Two grown men with a hobbit's dagger wouldn't we look silly

俩成年男子拿着把霍比特人的短剑看着不傻吗

霍比特人《指环王》中的矮人族

Okay let's go for it.

好了就这把了

Oh I see you guys have found my little treasure.

两位发现了我的小宝贝

Yeah.

是啊

It's okay I guess.

看着还行

Okay It's magnificent.

什么叫还行它简直了不起

What do you want for it

多少钱

Oh it's hard to put a price on something

很难给本尊出现在付费电视上

that's a copy of something that was on pay cable.

其复制品出现在本店里的东西定价

But for my friends let's say 250

不过卖给朋友嘛就二百五吧

Oh that's pretty steep.

你还真是狮子大开口

Well it's a limited edition.

这可是限量版

They only made 8 000 of these bad boys.

只生产了八千把哦

Only 8 000

只有八千把

We're wasting precious time. Buy it.

我们在浪费宝贵时间快买下

Hang on.

等等

Can you do any better

还能少点吗

Are you kidding

开什么玩笑

I'm already giving you the friends and family discount.

这已经是亲友折扣了

Oh did you hear that

听到了吗

We're getting the friends and family discount.

人家都给我们亲友折扣了

We are honored and we will take it.

我们很荣幸这就买了

Slow down.

慢着

Two hundred.

二百块

What are you doing

你在做什么啊

250 is already the discounted price.

二百五已经是折扣价了

Will you shut up

闭嘴吧你

Tell you what I'll go 235.

这样吧二百三十五好了

Nope. Maybe another time.

那算了下次买吧

Okay 225 my final offer.

好吧二百二十五这是最终报价

Take it take it.

买下吧买下吧

Two hundred.

二百块

Man you're killing me

天你是要杀了我

Killing you I can't breathe.

杀你? 我都喘不过气了

210 and I'm losing money.

二百一吧亏本卖了

Oh now we can't let him lose money Leonard. I'm so sorry.

不能欺人太甚莱纳德太对不起了

210 and you throw in the Iron Man helmet.

二百一再送个《钢铁侠》里的头盔

Are you crazy

你疯了吗

That helmet's signed by Robert Downey Jr.

那头盔上有小罗伯特·唐尼的签名

《钢铁侠》主演

那又怎样

Okay if you're going to question

好吧如果你要质疑

the importance of an actor's signature on a plastic helmet

一个来自漫画改编的电影还有演员签名的

from a movie based on a comic book

塑料头盔的重要性

then all of our lives have no meaning

那我们这群人的生活还有什么意义可言

Okay fine.

好吧

Just the sword 210.

就这把剑二百一

Thank you.

谢谢

I can eat meat this week.

这周有肉吃啦

See that

看到没

I just saved us 40 bucks.

我帮我们省了四十块

I've long said what you lack in academic knowledge

我早就说过你学术知识的匮乏

you make up for in street smarts.

全弥补在市井小民的小聪明上了

You want me to wrap it

要包起来吗

No it's okay.

不用了

I'm gonna stab my friend in the chest.

我要用它直刺我朋友胸口

Hey Stuart.

嗨斯图尔特

Ah hey Wil.

嗨威尔

Hello Wil Wheaton.

哈罗威尔·惠顿

Hi Sheldon.

嗨谢尔顿

Nice sword.

好剑

It's part of my sword collection.

这是我刀剑收藏中的其中一把

Do you have a sword collection No.

-你有收藏刀剑吗 -没有

I'm not surprised.

我一点都不奇怪

Here's the Batman 612

这是《蝙蝠侠》第612期

with the Jim Lee alternate cover that you wanted.

有你想要的吉姆·李重新画的封面

《蝙蝠侠》作者之一

Awesome. What do I owe you

太棒了多少

40 bucks.

四十块

Good deal.

真划算

Sucker.

笨蛋

Didn't even ask for the friends and family discount.

他都没要个亲友折扣

Hey I'm having a party at my house on Friday

周五我要在家办个派对

and I was hoping you would stop by.

希望你能来

Will there be girls there

有女孩子吗

Yeah of course.

当然有

'Cause there wasn't last time.

上次就没有

There will be girls.

这次肯定有

You guys are invited if you want to come by.

你们想来的话我也邀请你们哦

Thank you.

谢谢你

All right great.

好了非常好

Later.

回见

I see what you're doing.

我知道你的小把戏

You accept an invitation

你接受了

to a party at the home of my sworn enemy

去我死敌家参加派对的邀请

he tells everyone we're going to be there

他就会大肆宣扬我们俩会去

and when we don't show he looks the fool.

而我们不去他就成了傻瓜

Fiendishly clever.

很坏很聪明

I was actually thinking about going.

我是真的想去

And then declaring the party a fiasco and storming out

去了说一句这派对烂死了然后摔门而去

leaving him humiliated in front of his guests.

让他在客人面前颜面尽失

Love it.

我喜欢

No I was gonna grab Raj and Howard

不是我要带上拉杰和霍华德

and have a good time.

我们要好好玩

Oh great more guys.

太好了僧多粥少

It's gonna be another Wil Wheaton sausage fest.

威尔·惠顿又筹办了一个光"棍"派对

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Sheldon can you grab me a water

谢尔顿能给拿瓶水吗

Possibly.

可能可以

Can you or can't you

到底可不可以

It's not that simple Leonard.

这事没那么简单莱纳德

It never is is it

什么到你那都复杂了

At this moment our relationship exists

目前咱俩的关系

in two mutually contradictory states.

处于两种相互矛盾的状态

Until you either do not go or go

在你决定去或是不去

to Wil Wheaton's party

威尔·惠顿的派对之前

you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend.

你是我的朋友同时又不是我的朋友

I'm characterizing this phenomenon

我把这个现象称为

薛定谔的猫是关于量子理论的一个理想实验

as Schrodinger's Friendship.

薛定谔的友谊

Got it. Can I have my water

明白了可以把水给我了吗

Of course.

当然

Now get it yourself you traitor.

自己捡去吧你这个叛徒

Wait what is going on

等一下这到底是怎么回事

In case you have forgotten

忘了我就再提醒你一下

Schrodinger's cat is a thought experiment...

薛定谔的猫是个理想实验

No no I didn't forget.

不不我没忘

Um there's this cat in a box and until you open it

他把一只猫装进了盒子在你打开盒子之前

it's either dead or alive or both.

猫要么死要么活要么半死半活

Although back in Nebraska

尽管在我内布拉斯卡州的老家

our cat got stuck in my brother's camp trunk

我们家的猫钻进了我哥露营用的行李箱里

and we did not need to open it

我们不用打开就知道

to know there was all kinds of dead cat in there.

里面肯定装满了各式各样的死猫

Homespun stories knowledge of physics

会讲家常小故事懂点物理

and a bosom that defies it.

同时还具有傲人的双峰

You're the whole package aren't you

你还真是全才啊

Sorry I'm late.

抱歉我来晚了

Uh I got great news.

我有好消息要宣布

NASA picked my team's design

NASA[国家航空航天局]选中了我们小组

for the deep field space telescope

设计的深空太空望远镜

that's going on the International Space Station this spring.

今春天就要把这个设计用在国际空间站上了

Howie that's wonderful

华仔这太棒了

Congratulations

恭喜你

It gets better.

精彩的还在后头呢

Someone has to go up with the telescope

安装的时候还要派一个人

as a payload specialist

作为装备专家上太空

and guess who that someone is.

猜猜他们选中谁了

Muhammad Li.

穆罕默德·李

Who's Muhammad Li

穆罕默德·李是谁

Muhammad is the most common first name in the world

穆罕默德是全球最普遍的名

Li the most common surname.

而李则是最普遍的姓氏

As I didn't know the answer

因为我不知道答案

I thought that gave me a mathematical edge.

但我觉得这么猜在数学上比较靠谱

It's me Sheldon.

他们选中我谢尔顿

It's me.

是我

I'm going up in space

我要上太空了

Technically I'm an astronaut.

严格来说我是宇航员了

That's amazing

帅呆了

Hang on a second.

等会儿

NASA doesn't have a shuttle anymore.

NASA已经没有航天飞机了

How are you going to get up there

你怎么上太空呀

Oh well it's really cool.

这个过程就酷了

You fly to Moscow they take you out to Kazakhstan

你先飞到莫斯科然后他们带你去哈萨克斯坦

and then you get into a Russian Soyuz rocket

然后你再登上一个俄罗斯联盟号火箭

which shoots you into a low earth orbit.

直接冲上低空地球轨道

Or just sits there on the launch pad

又或是你只能呆坐在火箭发射台上

because the Kazakhi mafia

因为哈萨克黑手党

sold the rocket fuel on the black market.

把火箭燃料都拿到黑市上去卖了

Are those Russian rockets safe

这些俄罗斯火箭安全吗

Well I mean safe as it can be when it was built

切尔诺贝利事件也是这帮俄罗斯人弄出来的

by the good folks who brought you Chernobyl.

安全性可见一斑吧

I'd like to propose a toast.

我们大家来敬他一杯吧

The dream to go up into space is one we all share

我们在座的各位都有登上太空的梦想

and Howard's making that a reality.

而今天霍华德实现了这个梦想

We're all very proud of you.

我们都以你为傲

Cheers.

干杯

That was a lovely toast.

敬酒词说的不错呀

Kudos. Thank you.

-口头表扬一次 -谢谢

Simultaneously a festival of cloying cliche.

与此同时你的敬酒词也老套得让人反胃

You sicken me.

你恶心死我了

You're really quiet.

你怎么这么安静

Is everything okay

没事吧

Fine.

没事

Just a little tired.

只是有点累了

I hope not too tired because I'm feeling

希望你别太累因为我现在可是

particularly masculine right now.

"阳刚"十足哦

All systems go if you catch my drift.

蓄势待发你明白我意思吧

I always catch your drift.

我一向明白你意思

All right well something's obviously bugging you.

好吧你很明显是有心事

What is it

到底怎么了

I just can't believe you signed up

我只是不敢相信你居然

for the space program without even talking to me.

都不跟我商量就决定上太空了

Oh I get it.

我明白了

You're worried about me.

你是在担心我

That is so sweet.

你真是贴心啊宝贝儿

You know there's a saying we have at NASA.

在我们NASA有一句老话

What makes the right stuff so right

太空英雄之所以成为英雄

is that it always comes home.

是因为他们能平安归来

Just stop talking Howard.

你就闭嘴吧霍华德

This isn't the reaction I expected

我跟你说我要成为宇航员时

when I told you I was gonna be an astronaut.

我可没想到你会是这么个反应

What did you think was going to happen

那你以为我会是什么反应

Honestly Sex.

实话吗当然是滚床单

Howard.

霍华德

Do you realize what a big deal this is

你知道这是多大的事吗

What an honor it is to be chosen to go into space

你知道被选中上太空是何等的荣誉吗

Yeah I get it.

我明白

I just wish you included me in the decision.

我只是希望你做决定之前能跟我商量一下

We're supposed to be partners.

咱俩应该是人生搭档

We're supposed to be a team.

应该是站在同一战线的

I'm sorry. You're right.

对不起你说的没错

Okay let's try this again.

好吧咱重头来一次

Bernadette an opportunity has come up

伯纳黛特我现在遇到一个千载难逢的机遇

that impacts both of us and I'd like to discuss it.

事关咱俩所以我想跟你商量一下

Okay.

好吧

I've been offered a chance to go up

我被NASA选中

to the International Space Station for three weeks.

要去国际空间站待上三个星期

What are your thoughts on that

你怎么想

Well first of all thank you

首先我想谢谢你

for including me in the decision making process.

在做决定之前想到要跟我商量

Hey we're a team.

那是当然咱俩可是一个阵营的

So what do you think

那说说你的想法吧

No.

不行

No.

不行

Why not

为什么不行

Howard my father was a police officer.

霍华德我父亲是个警察

We never knew from one night to the next

我们家人每天都提心吊胆的

if he was going to come home alive.

不知道他晚上能不能活着回到家

It was horrible.

那感觉糟透了

And I don't want to live that way with you.

我不希望跟你以后的生活也是这个样子

Hey my father abandoned me and my mother

我十一岁的时候

when I was 11.

我爸就抛弃了我和我妈

We never saw him again.

我们从那以后再没见过他

Oh boo hoo you're not going to space

说啥都没用反正我就是不许你上太空

Pretty cool about Howard huh

霍华德还挺有能耐的对吧

Don't talk to me as if nothing's happened between us.

别装作咱俩之间好像没事一样

And yes it sure is buddy.

不过没错他是挺有能耐的兄弟

For God's sake will you stop with the Schrodinger stuff.

老天啊你能不能别再玩薛定谔那一套了

Would you prefer a simpler application

你想要像海森堡不确定性原理

of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

那样更简单的程序吗

in which I could either

我现在不能同时确定

know where you are or whether I like you

你到底是哪方的或我是否喜欢你

but not both.

不过现在两者都不确定

You never stop talking do you

你是从不知道住嘴的是吧

I don't understand.

我不明白

What differences does it make

莱纳德去不去威尔·惠顿的派对

if Leonard goes to Wil Wheaton's party

有什么区别

Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.

威尔·惠顿是谢尔顿的死敌

Mortal enemy

死敌

Sheldon I know you're a bit

谢尔顿我知道你是个

of a left handed monkey wrench but...

十分别扭的人但是

you really have a mortal enemy

你真的有个死敌吗

In fact I have 61 of them.

其实我有61个

Would you like to see the list

你想看看我的黑名单吗

Oh say no say no say no say no.

说不要说不要说不要

You just got off the list.

刚刚才把你从名单上剔除

Would you like back on it

是不是又想回去了

This'll just take a moment.

这要稍等一下

It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.

名单存在一张5.25英寸软盘里

A floppy disk

你还用软盘啊

Well I started the list when I was nine.

我九岁就开始列这个名单了

How did Wil Wheaton get on the list

威尔·惠顿为啥被列入名单了

Oh God Oh Come on

-老天 -别问啊

As a child I loved Wesley Crusher

我小的时候非常喜欢卫斯理·柯洛夏

Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek.

即威尔·惠顿在《星际迷航》里的角色

So I drove for hours by bus to a Star Trek convention

我坐了几小时巴士去参加一个星际迷航大会

at which Wil Wheaton was scheduled to appear

威尔·惠顿本来是要出席的

so that I could get my Wesley Crusher action figure signed.

我要找他给我的卫斯理·柯洛夏玩具签名

But he never showed because

可他压根就没出现

apparently it was cooler for him

因为他去玩"好莱坞框框"了

好莱坞框框:著名游戏节目

to be the lower left corner on Hollywood Squares.

他觉得坐左下角那框框里更酷

嘉宾坐在九个特制的框框里回答问题

Oh damn

该死

The floppy failed.

软盘挂了

Well whoever was in charge of quality control

好吧不管是谁在1989年

at the Verbatim Corporation in 1989

负责威宝公司的质量控制

congratulations you just made the list.

恭喜他他进了我的黑名单

Howard

霍华德

Change your mind about sex

改变主意要滚床单了吗

I'm still mad but I'll do it.

虽然还生气但我会委曲求全

No I've just been thinking.

不是我刚刚一直在想

It doesn't matter if I'm afraid for your safety.

我担心你的安危并不重要

I don't want to be the person

重要的是我不想成为那个

who stands between you and your dreams.

阻碍你追逐梦想的人

Really

真的吗

Really.

真的

If going into space means that much to you

如果去太空真的对你很重要

I will never say another word about it.

我不会再说一句反对的话

Thank you.

谢谢

I love you.

我爱你

I love you too.

我也爱你

So sex now

那现在开滚[床单]了吗

Okay.

好

I just forgot to brush my teeth.

不过我刚忘了刷牙

I'll be right back.

我马上回来

Oh baby

哦宝贝

I'm

我...

I'm not in love with you...

我爱的不是你

Over my dead body my son goes into outer space

除非我死否则我儿子休想去太空

I'm ready.

我准备好了

Wait let me see if I got this right.

等等先看看我理解得对不对

You actually asked Bernadette

你真的半夜

to leave your house in the middle of the night

把伯纳黛特赶出了家门?

What choice did I have

我有得选吗

She went behind my back

她背着我

and turned my own mother against me.

告发我妈来反我

Wow. You're not only our first astronaut.

哇你不仅是我们中的第一个宇航员

You're also the first one of us to kick a girl out of bed.

还是我们中第一个把女孩子赶下床的人

You're like a rock star.

你简直就是个巨星啊

Little bit.

有点吧

I hate to say it but she did kind of betray you.

我不想这么说但她确实背叛了你

Interesting.

真有意思

You see betrayal in others but not yourself.

你能看出别人的背叛行为却看不出你自己的

Going to Wheaton's party is not betraying you.

去惠顿的派对不是背叛你

Oh of course you would have to believe that.

你当然会这么认为

Evil always thinks it's doing right.

邪恶的人永远认为自己是对的

"Excuse me Stormtrooper. "

"喂突击兵"

引自《星球大战》

"These are the droids you're looking for."

"这些才是你要找的机器人"

I'm going to a party.

我是去参加派对

I'm not turning R2 D2 and C 3PO over to the empire

又不是叫R2-D2和C-3PO机器人反帝国

Not yet.

时候未到而已

So what's gonna happen next

那接下来怎样

Are you and Bernadette going to break up

你和伯纳黛特会分手吗

I don't know.

我不知道

If we're going to get back together

就算我们要复合

she's going to have to apologize and accept that

她也要先道歉并且接受

I'm a grown man who can make his own decisions.

我是个大男人我能自己拿主意

Then she's going to have to convince your mother to let you go into space.

然后她还要说服你妈让你去太空

Obviously.

必须的

I had no choice.

我没有别的办法

I had to tell his mother.

我必须告诉他妈

He can't go to space.

他不能去太空

He's like a baby bird.

他还是只小雏鸟呢

Do you know he once got an asthma attack

你知道他有一次

from reading an old library book

因为看图书馆的旧书引发哮喘吗

You're kidding.

开玩笑的吧

No I was there that day.

真的我那天还在场呢

Sheldon threw his back out handing him that book.

谢尔顿递那本书给他时还闪到腰了

I don't know what I'm going to do.

我不知道自己该怎么办

I don't want to break up over this.

我不想因此和他分手

Okay why don't you just tell him you made a mistake

好吧那你直接跟他说你错了

Do you guys think it was a mistake

你们觉得我做错了吗

Am I the bad guy in this

我这样是不是太小人了

It's not for us to judge.

这事轮不到我们来评论

We're just here to provide comfort and support

我们只是来支持你安慰你

while you come to grips with what a despicable thing you've done.

你要自己面对你的小人之举

Oh God you're right.

天啊你说得对

I took our love and threw it under his bus sized mother.

我把我们的爱扔到了他那肥婆老妈脚下

I need to apologize.

我得去道歉

Well that that's good. I'm glad you came to that.

那也对我很高兴你想通了

But before you do let me just ask you a big picture question.

不过在此之前我想问你一个重点问题

What

什么问题

Are you 100% positive

你确定一定以及肯定

you love and want to marry Howard Wolowitz

你爱霍华德·沃罗威茨而且想嫁给他吗

I do with all my heart.

当然发自肺腑地想

Got it. Just had to check.

明白了就是确认一下

He's great.

他是好男人哦

All right Sheldon.

谢尔顿

We're going to Wil's.

我们要去威尔家了

This is your last chance.

这是你最后的机会

No Leonard this is your last chance.

不对莱纳德这是你最后的机会

One day

总有一天

a historian is going to come to you and say

会有一位历史学家来问你

"Is it true you were friends with Dr. Sheldon Cooper "

你真的曾是谢尔顿·库珀博士的朋友吗

And you're going to have to

然后你就会一边

choke back a hot sob of regret and humiliation

饱含悔恨与耻辱地呜咽着

as you mumble "I was but

一边说没错但是

I chose to go to a party

我当初选择去了一个

由威尔·惠顿出演的少年成长题材的电影 1986年出品

thrown by the one kid from Stand By Me that no one remembers."

由不知名电影《伴我同行》里某人办的派对

You want to drive Sure.

-你想开车吗 -好啊

Hey Sheldon Oh good.

-喂谢尔顿 -太好了

You picked me you picked me.

你选了我你最后还是选了我

No I just got a text from Stuart.

不我就是刚收到斯图尔特的一条短信

著名演员兼编剧代表作有《星际迷航之复仇女神》

Brent Spiner is at the party.

布伦特·斯派尔也在派对上

Brent Spiner

布伦特·斯派尔

Yes.

对

I don't care.

我没兴趣

Really

真的吗

Brent Spiner

布伦特·斯派尔

Mr. Data himself. You love him.

数据先生的扮演者你可喜欢他了

I did but I think I've kind of outgrown Star Trek.

以前喜欢但我现在已经对《星际迷航》不感冒了

You know stock characters

你看啊角色又老套

《星际迷航》里的经典台词

ludicrous plots "Beam me up."

情节又离谱 "传送我吧"

What a load of hooey.

真是满嘴荒唐言啊

I'm going.

我走了

《星际迷航》里的斯波克的经典台词和手势

Live long and prosper Sheldon.

生生不息繁荣昌盛哦谢尔顿

Yeah even that. You look like a dork.

嗯啊随你怎么样看着真傻

Howard Bernadette's here

霍华德伯纳黛特来了

Tell her I'm not home

跟她说我不在家

What kind of a schmuck play is that

你怎么可以装得这么蹩脚

She can hear you shouting

她听得见你大声嚷嚷

Can we talk

能说句话吗

You can. I have nothing to say.

你说啊我没什么可说的

All right.

好吧

I just wanted to tell you

我就是想告诉你

I'm sorry I said something to your mother.

我不该给你妈妈打小报告的我很抱歉

I was gonna tell her eventually

我本来是打算最后告诉她的

but you went behind my back.

可你居然背着我

I know. I'm sorry.

我知道我错了

I got scared.

我当时害怕啊

If you're gonna love me

如果你要爱我

you're gonna have to love the whole package

你就得爱我的全部

the tenderhearted poet and the crazy daredevil.

温柔诗人和疯狂泼皮都是我啊

I know.

我知道

Well don't say it if you're not gonna mean it

如果你不是真心的就别这么说

'cause I'm not just gonna stop with the space station.

因为我不止要去空间站

Yeah I want to go to the Moon I want to go to Mars.

我还想去月球想去火星

I want to take a one man sub to the lowest depths of the ocean.

想乘坐单人潜艇到大洋的最深处

Really

真的吗

You got seasick on Pirates of the Caribbean.

你在加勒比海盗船上都晕船了

Well those big kids were rocking it.

那几个胖小子非要摇来摇去

I just did what I did because I love you so much

我之前那么做只是因为我太爱你了

and the thought of losing you is more than I can handle.

我抑制不住害怕失去你的担心

Really

真的吗

You're my soul mate.

你是我的灵魂伴侣

This is where you kiss me.

你现在该吻我了

Right right.

对对

Make up all you want

你想干嘛都随你

Your tuchis is not leaving this planet

但你休想离开地球半步

Hey you know that beautiful actress who plays

你知道那个在《星际迷航之第一次接触》里

the Borg Queen in First Contact

扮演博格女王的漂亮女演员吗

Yeah. Well I just met her gynecologist

-知道啊 -我刚刚碰到她的妇科医生了

What are you doing here

你来这儿干嘛

Fighting for our friendship.

为我们的友谊奋斗

As peculiar and annoying as you can be

尽管你古怪又讨人嫌

you're still my little buddy.

但你还是我的好哥们儿

I'm not going to let that end here tonight.

今晚我不能让我们的友谊在这里毁掉

Now put down that drink let's meet Brent Spiner and go home.

赶紧把杯子放下咱见完布伦特·斯派尔就走人

Hey Sheldon I'm so glad you made it.

嗨谢尔顿很高兴你也来了

I found something I think you might like.

有样东西我想你可能会喜欢

What I'd like is for him to have a more depressing home.

他要是有个更无趣的家我就更高兴了

This is quite lovely.

可这地儿真不赖

This is for you.

这是给你的

An original mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure.

原版未拆封的卫斯理·柯洛夏活动人偶

I remembered your story about the time you went

我记得你说过有一次

to a convention when you were a kid

你小时候去动漫大会

to get one signed and I didn't show up.

想拿到一个签名版的但我没去

Look at what I wrote.

看看我都写了啥

"To Sheldon sorry this took so long.

"谢尔顿很抱歉东西来得这么迟

Your friend Wil Wheaton."

你的朋友威尔·威顿"

It's my last one.

这是我的最后一个

I want you to have it.

我想把它送给你

Look everyone. Wil Wheaton is my friend

看啊各位威尔·威顿现在是我朋友了

I haven't seen one of these in years.

我好多年没见过这东西了

Remember how we used to make these things look

还记得我们以前怎么把他们摆的

like they were masturbating

看起来像在打手枪吗

Brent Spiner what have you done

布伦特·斯派尔你都干了些什么

That was an original mint in package

这可是原版未拆封全新的

Wesley Crusher action figure

卫斯理·柯洛夏活动人偶

signed by my close personal friend Wil Wheaton.

上面有我的铁哥们儿威尔·威顿签名的

Sorry Slim.

抱歉了竹竿男

I've got some Mr. Data dolls in the trunk of my car.

我的车后备箱还有几个数据先生的玩偶

You want me to sign one for you

你想要我也给你签一个吗

You've already signed something Brent Spiner.

您已经签了布伦特·斯派尔

Your name on my list.

在我的黑名单上

From this moment on you are my mortal enemy.

从现在起你就是我的死敌

Don't worry. It doesn't take up a whole lot of your time.

别担心你当不了太久

Come on buddy.

来吧伙计

Let's not waste another second on this loser.

别再这个懦夫这儿浪费时间了

Love your house.

好喜欢你家房子啊

Can we get autographed dolls

能给我们签名玩偶吗

Sure.

当然

20 bucks.

二十块

10.

十块

18.

十八块

12.

十二块

16.

十六块

Two for $30.

三十块拿俩

And you come to my birthday party.

外加来参加我的生日派对

Done.

成交

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