生活大爆炸-S11E22_生活大爆炸

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What what are you doing

你这是在干嘛

The light is red so I came to a stop.

红灯了所以我停下啊

You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk.

你开着偷来的警车后车厢还有死掉的妓女

You don't have to obey traffic laws.

你不必遵守交通规则啊

I know I don't have to.

我知道我不必

The fun is choosing to.

但选择遵守才是乐趣所在啊

Hey. Missed you guys at the faculty mixer.

你们没有来学院聚会啊

Ah you should have been there dessert was bananas.

真应该来的甜点简直香蕉你个芭乐赞

Sorry that was misleading. The dessert was pie

抱歉这话有点歧义甜点是派

but the pie was bananas.

这个派香蕉你个大西瓜赞

Actually the pie was cherry

其实这个派是樱桃口味

but the taste of the pie was... bananas.

但吃起来这美味简直香蕉你个大樱桃

Those mixers are such a waste of university money.

这些聚会根本就是在浪费大学的钱

If they spent less money

如果学校少把钱花在

on frivolous nonsense and more money on science

这些琐碎的狗屁上多花钱在科学上

we'd all be better off.

对大家都有好处

You're a theoretical physicist.

你就是个理论物理学家

What more do you need than an office and a whiteboard

除了一个办公室跟一张白板你还需要什么

Someday my new formulas on entropy decrease

某一天我的量子退相干导致熵减少的

due to quantum decoherence will need to be tested

新公式将会需要测试

and that will require funding.

到时候就会需要资金

Your theories are pretty abstract.

你的理论都挺抽象的

I wouldn't even know how to

我都不知道该怎么

design an experiment to prove them.

设计出证明它们的实验

Says the experimental physicist.

某实验物理学家如是说

Well I know a place the university can make some cuts.

我知道大学可以从哪里削减支出了

Bye Leonard.

莱纳德拜拜了您那

One second one second.

慢着慢着

He's got a point.

他说的不无道理啊

In order to corroborate your string theory research

要想证实你的弦理论研究

you'd have to create a black hole.

你就得制造出一个黑洞

Wouldn't that destroy the Earth

那不会毁掉地球吗

Perhaps but we'd all go to the grave knowing I was right.

或许吧但大家都可以知道我是对的再入土

I guess you could create a contained microscopic black hole.

我想或许你可以制造个微型黑洞啊

Huh. Interesting.

有意思

Welcome back Leonard.

欢迎回来莱纳德

Sorry you're out.

抱歉你得卷铺盖了

What did I do

我做什么了

Exactly.

正是如此

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第二十二集

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活

Bang

By aBu 20180429

Ooh this one's pretty.

这个好好看

Mm. My mother wouldn't approve

我妈不会同意

shows too much clavicle.

露太多锁骨了

She calls it "The bosom's welcome mat."

她把锁骨称为"胸部的迎宾脚踏垫"

I can't wait to get drunk

我真是等不及要喝醉

and pick a fight with her at your wedding.

然后在婚礼上跟她起争执了

It's just so hard to tell what will look good on me.

真的好难知道到底哪件我穿起来会好看

No. This is just to give you ideas.

不这只是让你知道个方向

You know do do you want something simple and elegant

让你知道你是想要简单高雅款呢

I mean do you want a train

你想要拖尾[火车]吗

Ooh we're talking about trains.

大家在聊火车啊

Not the kind of trains you like.

不是你喜欢的那种火车

Oh I like all kinds of trains steam diesel

我喜欢所有火车啊蒸汽火车柴油火车

coal elevated bullet.

煤炭火车高架列车子弹列车

I defy you to name a train that I don't like.

你有本事就说出个我不喜欢的火车

The kind on the back of a wedding dress

在婚纱后面的那种火车[拖尾]

I did not see that coming. Good job.

我完全没料到这个你厉害

But while we're on the subject of fashion

趁我们刚好在聊有关时尚的话题

I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow.

我明天想跟大学要研究资金

What should I wear

我应该穿什么

Mm. Well I've got a push up bra I can loan you

我有一件聚拢提升型胸罩可以借你穿

that always gets me free drinks.

它总能让我得到免费酒水

How much money are you asking for

你想要多少经费

$500 million.

5亿

Then I'd go no bra.

那我就直接不穿胸罩去了

What do you need that kind of money for

你要这么大一笔钱干什么啊

I have figured out an experimental design

我想出了一个实验设计

that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory.

可以证实我最新的弦理论想法

I just need 2 148 high power lasers

我只需要2148台大功率激光器

to compress 20 micrograms of gold into a small enough volume

来把20微克的黄金压缩到足够小的质量

to make a microscopic black hole.

从而创造出一个微型黑洞

Just nod.

点头就好了

Sheldon they're not gonna give you half a billion dollars.

谢尔顿他们不会给你5亿的

I mean they won't even give me that much

连我都要不到那么多

and I keep promising I can make people's brains "grow younger."

我可是保证了我能让人的大脑"返老还童"呢

Can you

你能吗

No. Shh.

不能

But I need it. It's the only way to settle the contradictions

但我需要啊这是唯一有办法解决

between gravity and quantum mechanics.

重力与量子力学间矛盾的方法了

Well it's too much money you can't ask for that all at once.

这要求的款项太大笔了你不能一次要这么多

Well what if I ask for it in six easy installments

那我让他们分6期付款如何

of $83 333 333.33

每次给8333万3333.33

Okay. What if you asked for $20 million

好吧那你去要个2千万如何

I'm sorry I'm trying to do science

抱歉我是要做科学研究

not hire Lady Gaga to come to my birthday.

不是要请嘎嘎小姐来我生日表演

Do you even know who Lady Gaga is

你知道人家嘎嘎小姐是谁吗

Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

我推断她应该是嘎嘎先生的老婆

Sheldon you know Penny's got a point.

谢尔顿其实佩妮说的有道理

Sometimes when you want something big from someone

有时候你想跟别人提一个大要求

you you got to be careful not to scare them away you know

你得小心别一下就把别人给吓跑懂吗

You got to start small and and build up slowly

你得小火开始慢慢加料慢慢炖

even if it takes eight years.

哪怕得炖他个足足八年

Eight long years.

八个漫长的年头

That's oddly specific.

莫名精确啊

Have you ever done that

你做过这件事吗

Nope.

没有

So with this level of high power laser array

用这个程度的大功率激光器阵列

we would actually be able to solve

我们终于可以有办法

the black hole information paradox once and for all.

一劳永逸地解决黑洞信息悖论呢

That's impressive and how much funding were you looking for

非常出色那你需要多少研究资金呢

$20 million.

2千万

Really

真的吗

You think you can build that for $20 million

你觉得你用2千万就能造出来吗

Not a chance.

下辈子吧

I'm sorry then why are you asking me for it

抱歉那你为什么跟我要这数目

Because once you've spent $20 million

因为一旦你已经花了2千万

you're much more likely to give me an additional 50.

你就很有可能再给我追加5千万

So actually what you're saying is with $70 million

所以其实你的意思是只要有7千万

you can build this.

你就能造出这个

I can see why you'd think that but no.

我能理解您为何这么想但非也

You can't go to the board of trustees

你肯定不能去跟董事会的人说

and say you gave Sheldon Cooper $70 million

你给了谢尔顿·库珀7千万美元

and have nothing to show for it.

但什么能拿出来的成果都没有

No. The only way you'd be able to save face is to double down.

不能你唯一保留颜面的方法就是再加一倍

So 140

所以就是1亿4千万

And then double again.

然后还得再加倍

280

2亿8千万吗

And then good news not quite double again.

然后有个好消息再将近双倍一次

So uh what do you say

所以... 您怎么说

We have a deal

我们说好了吗

He said no

他拒绝了吗

No. That's only a two letter word.

"不要"只有两个字

You're gonna have to double down.

你得再加倍

Well I'm sorry Sheldon but this sort of thing happens.

我也很遗憾谢尔顿但这种事常有

Higgs had to wait almost 50 years

科学家希格斯等了足足50年

before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory.

他们才终于建了一个大到足以证明他理论的对撞机

50 years

50年吗

But I want to play with it now.

但我现在就想玩到它

You just have to wait for science to catch up

你得等等等到科学够进步了

or technology to get cheaper.

或者这科技技术变便宜了

Think about uh DVD players

你想想比如DVD播放器

they used to cost like a thousand dollars

以前一台要上千块钱

but just the other day I used one to smash a bug.

但前几天我还用一台来砸扁虫子

Yeah you you just have to be patient.

对你得有耐心

But what if while I'm being patient

但要是我耐心等候时

someone more relentless than me

有比我更死缠烂打的人

badgers their university into giving them money

逼得他们大学给他们拨款了呢

If there's someone more relentless than you

如果有人比你更死缠烂打

I'd like to meet them.

我还挺想会会他们

I would not.

我不想

I'm not waiting for the university to come around.

我不会坐等大学回心转意

I'll find another way to raise the money.

我会另找法子筹款

Ooh if it's one of those booths where we can throw a pie at you

如果是可以朝你丢派的那种出气小房间

I'm in for like 20 bucks.

我愿意奉献20大洋

40 bucks if I can throw a DVD player.

如果我能朝你丢DVD机我愿意出40

Would you like some champagne

二位想来杯香槟吗

Oh thank you.

谢谢

Thanks. ‭Sure.

-谢谢 -不客气

This is nice.

这挺不错的

What Helping Amy find a dress or day drinking

你是指帮艾米选婚纱还是白天买醉

It's just nice okay

反正就是不错问个屁

What do you think

你们觉得怎么样

Amy oh my God.

艾米我的天啊

You look so beautiful.

你看起来真美

I feel beautiful.

我也觉得自己很美

And look both clavicles.

你们瞧两边锁骨都露了

Take that Mom.

吃屎吧老妈

You know what they say

你知道俗语说的好

if you got 'em flaunt 'em.

有料不秀天诛地灭

Is it possible that the very first dress is the dress

有没可能第一条就是最好的选择

Oh don't be silly.

说什么傻话

You can't buy the first dress you try on.

怎么能买你试穿的第一条裙子

That'd be like marrying the first guy that you...

这就跟嫁给你第一个男...

You can't buy the first dress you try on.

怎么能买你试穿的第一条裙子

Little finger sandwiches too. This place is amazing.

还有手指三明治这地方棒极了

Interesting thing about finger sandwiches

手指三明治有意思的是

you put enough of them together

你把足够分量拼起来

you got a sandwich.

就能得到一个完整的三明治

Uh guys we have a problem.

姐妹们有个问题

Are you okay ‭ What's wrong

-你没事吧 -怎么了

I look amazing in all of these dresses

我穿所有婚纱都美爆了

Wow. Look at your waist.

瞧瞧你的小蛮腰

Where you been hiding that thing

你之前都藏哪儿去了

Bernadette stop.

伯纳黛特别说啦

Penny you say something nice now.

佩妮轮到你开始吹捧了

Boy you know when Sheldon sees you in that dress

天啊谢尔顿看到你穿这条裙子后

he's gonna want to methodically take it off

一定会想井然有序地把裙子脱掉

fold it up carefully place it in a storage box

折好小心放入储物盒

label it and then ravish you.

贴好标签然后尽情蹂躏你

Should I try on some more

我要不要再试几条

Are you having fun

你享受这过程吗

Am I having fun being beautiful

我享受这美绝人寰的过程吗

Of course I am

老娘当然享受

Great. Keep going.

太好了继续

This is it.

就是它了

This is the one.

这就是命中注定的裙子

Do you love it

你们喜欢吗

Do you

你喜欢吗

I do.

我超爱啊

Wow.

哇

Also wow.

我也是哇

Hello Leonard. ‭ Hi.

-你好莱纳德 -嘿

Are you doing anything

你在忙吗

No. I'm just sitting here at my desk

没有我就坐在书桌前

typing on my computer for nothing.

无目的地敲打电脑键盘

That was my guess but I didn't want to assume.

我就是这么想的但我不想想当然

Can you help me shoot my Kickstarter video

你能帮我拍摄众筹网站的短片吗

Do you really think people are gonna give you

你真觉得大家会给你

half a billion dollars

五亿美元吗

Of course not but if I can raise enough seed money

当然不是但如果我能筹到足够的种子基金

to show that I'm serious

显示我是认真的

I should be able to attract some major investors.

应该就能吸引到一些大款投资人

And look at the cool incentives I'm offering.

快看看我提供的超酷奖励

"For $50 000 I will examine your diet

"捐5万我就帮你检查饮食情况

and create a customized bathroom schedule."

为你量身定制如厕时间表"

That's fitting 50 grand down the toilet.

挺合适的 5万丢进马桶冲走

Well how about this

这个怎么样

For $100 000 I will design the flag

捐10万我就亲自为你家

of your house or apartment.

设计一面旗帜

And for $1 million

还有捐100万

I will come over and tell you what's wrong with you.

我就莅临你家告诉你你有什么毛病

Aw and all these years I've been getting that for free.

这么多年来我都免费"享受"这待遇

Don't be smug Leonard.

别抖机灵莱纳德

That's one of the things that's wrong with you.

这正是你其中一种毛病

Well that was a successful trip.

这趟行程收获颇丰

Yes.

是啊

Amy found a dress that she liked.

艾米找到了中意的裙子

She sure did.

确实

She found a dress that looked like...

她找到了一条看上去...

like it made her happy.

让她快乐的裙子

She she did look happy.

她确实看起来很快乐

I mean her face was just glowing so...

她脸上洋溢着幸福的光彩

Yeah we should make sure the photographer knows

对我们应该确保摄影师知道

to just really... get in there.

拍的时候... 尽量特写脸

So we agree it's awful

我们同意那裙子丑爆了对吧

That dress should be set on fire

那条裙子就该一把火给烧了

Should we say something

我们该说什么吗

No we can't.

当然不能说

But don't you think she brought us with her

但她带我们一起去选裙子

'cause she wants our honest opinion

不就是想听我们诚实的意见吗

No one wants that.

没人想听真话

I do.

我就想啊

No ya don't.

你才不想

I don't want her to look back

我不想她难看

and think she made some awful mistake.

觉得自己犯了大错

You mean like your dumb Cookie Monster tattoo

你是说像你那个蠢兮兮的曲奇怪兽纹身一样吗

《芝麻街》中的角色

See Was that fun

看见没这样好玩吗

Someone's gonna say something.

总会有人说难听话

It should be us now instead of everyone at her wedding.

与其让她在婚礼上出丑不如我们现在告诉她

Okay but as long as we do it gently.

好吧但我们得委婉一点说

And together.

还得一起说

Well what about my dress

我的裙子怎么了

Don't you like it

你们不喜欢吗

I don't. ‭It's beautiful.

-我不喜欢 -裙子太美了

Hey Stuart I'd like to sell some comic books.

斯图尔特我想卖些漫画

Oh. Well I know all about that.

这我太了解流程了

Step one is flunk out of art school.

第一步是从被踢出艺校开始

Well why are you selling 'em

你为什么要卖漫画

The university is refusing to fund my experiment

大学拒绝给我的实验拨款

so I need to raise money and do it on my own.

所以我需要筹钱自己做

Ah. How much do you need

你需要多少钱

For a start I'm trying to raise $500 000.

一开始我想先筹50万

Well I hope you have that rare Superman

那我希望你有那超稀有的

printed on the skin of actual Superman.

印在真正超人皮肤上的《超人》

I know you're making a joke

我知道你在开玩笑

but I really do have some valuable issues in here.

但我真的有不少期值钱的漫画

And this is just the first box of many.

这还只是第一盒后面陆续还有

All right let's see what you got.

好吧看看你这儿有什么

Huh. Is this a complete run of Todd McFarlane's Spawn

这是整套托德·麦克法兰的《再生侠》吗

Yes.

没错

Ooh look at this.

瞧瞧这个

Giant Size X Men number one

《巨大X战警》第一期

Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise.

当年莱恩·韦恩对《X战警》系列的承先启后之作

Yeah. I know what it is. I'm the one who bought it

我知道这是什么是我亲手买来

bagged it boarded it and taped it shut

装入袋子放好硬纸板并用胶带封好的

while wearing white cotton gloves.

而且全程戴着棉制白手套

Okay well you know

好吧你知道的

I'm gonna have to open it to assess its condition.

我需要打开看看它们是否完好

Just be gentle.

温柔一点

It's never felt the touch of a man before.

它们从来没有被别的男人碰过

You don't seem like you really want to sell these.

感觉你并不愿意卖掉它们啊

Of course I don't want to sell these.

我当然不想卖

These are all important to me

它们是我的珍宝

but not as important as science

但还是比不上科学

and if this is the sacrifice I need to make then so be it.

若为科学故珍宝亦可抛

Okay. Uh why don't you leave these here with me

好吧那就把它们留在这儿

and I'll I'll price 'em out for you.

我帮你估个价

Is it okay if I stand here and watch

我能站在旁边看你弄吗

Sure.

可以呀

If anyone asks tell them I was brave.

如果之后有人问起就说我很勇敢

Hey I can't believe you just threw me under the bus.

你刚才就这么把我出卖了吗

I know right That was crazy.

对啊超不敢相信吧

Well...

你...

Do you know how that makes me look

你这样害我成为什么人了啊

Uh that's an easy one bad. ‭Well...

这个简单坏人

Why didn't you tell her that you didn't like the dress either

你为什么不告诉她你也不喜欢那裙子

I mean what happened to our united front

说好的姐妹一条心呢

I'm sorry. Is this your first day being a girl

不好意思你这是第一天当女人吗

Ooh did your mom pack your lunch

你妈给你做的午饭吗

Of course not.

当然不是了

Do you know how much it costs to pack a tuna fish sandwich

你知道从德州连夜寄来干冰包装的

in dry ice and overnight it from Texas

金枪鱼三明治要多贵吗

Well I do and my mother says it's too expensive.

反正我知道我妈说太贵了

I like tuna fish.

我喜欢金枪鱼

Do you want it I'll sell it to you for $5 000.

那你想吃不 5000块卖给你

How's the fundraising going

你的募款进行得如何了

Oh that depends. Raj was that a "Yes" ‭No.

-看情况拉杰买吗 -不买

It's going badly.

进行得不顺

How much have you raised

你现在募到多少钱了

Well with my Kickstarter campaign

众筹网的项目

selling my collectibles and the money in my bank account

卖掉收藏品的收入和我的银行余额

about $65 000.

差不多6万5千元

Wow. That's a lot.

已经很多了

Yeah not enough.

还远远不够

It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage

真是闹心科学竟然沦落为

to the almighty dollar.

金钱的奴隶

Well don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere.

别放弃得太早你总能找到钱的

You really think so ‭ No

-你真这么想吗 -才怪

but it's good that he has a hobby.

但他现在有了个爱好是好事

You ever thought of going to Vegas

你考虑过维加斯吗

Can you be more specific

愿闻其详

Las Vegas

拉斯维加斯

Oh you mean gambling. ‭

你是说赌博呀

Oh. Well that's not the worst idea.

这个主意倒不坏

Um it is the worst idea and I'm including the year

这是最坏的主意了就连拉杰

that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.

曾经穿了一年运动服都比这个主意好

Ordinary people can't beat a casino

普通人赢不了赌场

but mathematicians and scientists

但数学家和科学家

they do it all the time.

常常是赌场赢家

Yeah a group of students

曾经有一群麻省理工的学生

from MIT took Las Vegas for millions and that's MIT.

从赌城赢走了几千万这还只是麻省理工呢

Howard went there.

连霍华德都能读的学校

Come on Sheldon.

来吧谢尔顿

I'll give you a ride out to the desert right now.

我立马就送你去沙漠

No one is going to Vegas.

谁都不许去赌城

No we weren't gonna make it to Vegas.

在到沙漠里的赌城前他就被我埋了

Hi. Do you have a minute

你有空吗

Depends. Is what I'm wearing okay

看情况我穿这身还行吗

or should I go change first

是不是该去换身衣服呢

Look I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

I never should have said I didn't like your dress.

我不应该说不喜欢你的裙子

It's your wedding and all that matters is

那是你的婚礼只要你觉得美丽

that you feel beautiful.

就够了

Thank you.

谢谢

So are... are we good

那我们没事了吧

No we're not good.

不没事才怪

You ruined my dress.

你毁了我的裙子

Well why I just said you should wear it.

为什么我都说了你可以穿

Well I can't wear it now. I mean I know you hate it.

我现在不能穿了我知道你讨厌它

That's all I'm gonna be thinking about.

这件事永远环绕在我脑海了

No I don't hate it.

不我没有讨厌它

I asked if you liked it and you said no.

我问你喜欢吗你说不

There is a lot of room between "don't like" and "hate."

不喜欢和讨厌之间还差了千八百里呢

You know it's it's where you find rice pudding and jazz.

米布丁与爵士乐就在这之间

Anyway who cares what I think

再说我的想法有啥所谓啊

I do. You're the the coolest

对我有所谓因为你是我生命中

prettiest best dressed person in my life.

最酷最漂亮最会打扮的人

Okay that would be flattering

这话本来应该算夸到天上了

except I know all the people in your life.

可惜我知道你身边都是些什么货色

Look Amy

听我说艾米

I don't know what to say. I think I got stuck on the fact

我不知道该说什么了我可能是只想到

that it's not a dress I would choose but it shouldn't be.

我自己不会选那条裙子但不该是这样

You know it's your dress.

因为那是你的裙子

I mean hey would you marry Leonard

比如你会嫁给莱纳德吗

Ew.

恶

Okay a simple "no" would have been fine but...

简单回答"不会"就可以了

you see my point.

不过你懂我的意思吧

That we're different people

我们不一样

Yes and from now on I am gonna remember

没错从现在开始我要提醒自己

that this wedding is all about you.

这场婚礼你才是主角

I appreciate that.

谢谢

You're a good maid of honor.

你真是一个好伴娘

It's Bernadette. Hello

博纳黛特打来了喂

I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry.

我觉得让佩妮背黑锅于心有愧

The truth is I don't like the dress either.

事实上我也不喜欢那条裙子

Are you kidding me

你们在玩我吗

Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress

现在博纳黛特也不喜欢那裙子吗

Oh she is the worst.

她最贱了

Anyone seen Sheldon

有人看到谢尔顿了吗

Last time I saw Sheldon was this morning.

我最后一次看到他是今早

Careful. Don't say his name a third time.

小心不要再念第三次他的名字了

就会把这个鬼给召唤来

美国都市传说在镜子前喊"血腥玛丽"这名字三次

You don't think he actually went to Las Vegas do you

他不会真的去拉斯维加斯了吧

Five red.

红色五号

This is it.

时机已到

Is everything okay sir ‭ Oh. Hi.

-你还好吗先生 -你好

It's better than okay.

不能再好了

I am a physicist and I have been observing this wheel for hours

我是个物理学家我观察这个轮盘好久了

and running a chi square analysis

并对它进行了卡方分析

which is how I know that the ball is far more likely

发现这个球极有可能会掉在

to land on 32 17 or five.

32 17 和5的位置

So if you could hold off on replacing this wheel

希望您能暂时别更换轮盘

I'd like to make several large bets.

我想要下几个大注了

Well good for you. Pelican.

很好很好鹈鹕

What's pelican

鹈鹕是什么

Sir would you come with us ‭

先生请跟我们来

Oh no. I have to place my bet first. This is for science.

不我还没下注了我这是为了科学

17 black. No No

-黑色17号 - 不别啊

Oh guess who's no longer allowed to set foot in...

猜猜谁终生不得再次踏入...

You look beautiful.

你好美

Really

真的吗

'Cause I was gonna return it.

因为我正打算退掉它

Why would you return it

为什么要退呢

You look like a pile of swans.

你看起来美若一群天鹅

I'm so glad you like it...

你能喜欢我真开心

because... it's gonna be my wedding dress.

因为...这就是我的婚纱

I can't wait to marry you.

我都等不及要娶你了

Why do you smell like smoke

你为什么一股烟味

I was in Vegas.

我去维加斯了

Vegas

什么维加斯

I'm sorry. Las Vegas.

抱歉是拉斯维加斯

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