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Have you guys heard about this research team

你们有听说过有个研究小组

that's trying to genetically manipulate Chicken DNA

想要从基因方面操控鸡的DNA

to create some sort of a chicken dinosaur

来创造某种类似鸡恐龙的事情吗

I think that sounds wonderful

我觉得这听起来超赞啊

What You're afraid of both dinosaurs and chickens

什么你不是又怕恐龙又怕鸡吗

Yes but tell me

是啊但你敢说

a dinosaur chicken salad sandwich

鸡恐龙肉沙拉三明治

wouldn't hit the Mesozoic spot

不会正中美味白垩纪之点吗

Hey guys Hey Hello

-你们好啊 -你好

We still on for tomorrow night

明晚都会出席的吧

Yeah I'm excited to finally meet your girlfriend

当然我很期待终于能见到你的女朋友呢

Yeah oh and speaking of which

是啊说到这事

According to a recent study out of Oxford University

根据牛津大学最新的研究指出

when someone takes on a new romantic partner

一个人有了新的浪漫伴侣之后

that person loses one or two close friends

会失去一到两个好朋友

Since when do you read social science

你什么时候开始看社会科学了

I go to the bathroom like everybody else

我也会上厕所也需要厕所读物啊

Why would I lose friends just because I started dating someone

为什么我会因为有了对象而失去朋友呢

Yeah you didn't lose anyone when you met Amy

是啊你跟艾米好上后也没少了朋友啊

Yeah well no the study refers to romantic partners

人家研究是说浪漫伴侣

Not the way I would categorize the two of us

我可不会把我们的关系归到这一类

You guys kiss and hold hands

你们也接吻和牵手啊

I've seen him do it It's not romantic

我看过他们做这些事完全不浪漫

Look I'm not the kind of guy

我可不是那种

who drops his friends just because he's in a relationship

一谈恋爱就会重色轻友的人

What happens if she doesn't like us

要是她不喜欢我们呢

Well hey you're my dear friends

别这样你们可是我的好朋友

You'll get a Christmas card for a couple of years

开始几年我还是会给你们寄圣诞卡

and then you're dead to me

之后你们哪凉快死哪去

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第四集

So Howard is Stuart still living with your mom

霍华德斯图尔特还跟你妈住在一起吗

I don't want to talk about it

我不想谈这事

But he's going to My mom got him cable

-但他还是会谈 -我妈帮他装了收费台

In my whole life

我从小到大

growing up in that house no cable

住在那个房子里就没看过收费台

Do you know how many HBOs

你知道我妈付钱

that leech had my mother get him Seven

给那寄生虫装了多少电影频道吗七个

Seven HBOs Seven

七个电影频道呢七个啊

Long story short they have seven HBOs

长话短说就是他们有七个电影频道

Hey guys

各位

Hello

你好

Emily you know almost everybody here Hi

-艾米丽在座各位你差不多都认识 -你好

This is Leonard this is Penny

这位是莱纳德这是佩妮

Oh it's so nice to meet you

幸会幸会

Nice to finally meet you too Hi

-我也是 -你好

Hello

好

Well Raj you were not lying about her

拉杰你真的没骗我们

I told you she exists

我就说她真实存在

Hey I hear you're a dermatologist

我听说你是皮肤科医生

Uh yeah I'm a resident at Huntington Hospital

是的我是亨廷顿医院的住院医师

Oh I like their emergency room

我好喜欢他们的急诊室

Yeah even if it turns out you don't have Dengue fever

就算检查结果显示你没得登革热

they still let you take a lollipop

你还是可以拿根棒棒糖

You know Penny just started training

佩妮刚刚开始

to be a pharmaceutical sales rep

医药销售的培训

Maybe she can practice on you some time

或许有机会她可以跟你练习练习

Oh it would be great to practice on a real doctor

如果能跟一名真医生练习就太好了

Yeah I'm sure that'd be fine

可以啊没问题

I have some odd freckles on my buttocks

我的屁屁上有些奇怪的斑点

Can I make an appointment for you to look at them

我能跟你约个时间就诊吗

Um okay I guess

应该... 可以吧

I'm with him three years nothing

我都跟了他三年毛都没捞着

She's with two minutes and he's taking his pants off

她刚进来两分钟他就要对人脱裤子了

Last night was fun What did you think of Emily

昨晚挺有意思你觉得艾米丽如何

I don't know

不知道

I kind of got the sense she didn't like me

我感觉她好像不太喜欢我

Did she say she didn't like you

她有说她不喜欢你吗

Of course not No one ever says

当然没有才不会有人

they don't like you straight to your face

当着你的面说不喜欢你呢

We have led different lives

咱俩的人生路真是大不同啊

You guys just met Why would she feel that way

你们才刚认识你怎么会有这种感觉呢

It's just this vibe I got

我就是感觉到了

I'm sure you're worried about nothing

应该是你想太多了

Yeah You're probably right

我想你说得对

I used to think my high school P E Teacher didn't like me

我曾经以为我高中的体育老师不喜欢我

but it turned out she liked me a little too much

后来发现她是"太"喜欢我

Really Yeah

-真的吗 -是啊

It was fine

也还好啦

We went to a Melissa Etheridge concert

我们一起去了梅莉莎·埃瑟里奇的演唱会

也是积极参与同志权利运动的社会活动家

梅莉莎·埃瑟里奇美国女歌手

I got an A it all worked out

我后来成绩得了A 一切圆满

When you go to Emily's office to practice you'll see It's fine

等你去她办公室练习你就知道你多虑了

Yeah I hope you're right

希望就像你说的吧

You really went your entire life

你真的这辈子从未试过

without anyone saying "I hate you" to your face

有人当面对你说"我讨厌你"吗

Yeah

对啊

I'd say it now but look at those cheekbones

我现在就想对你说但瞧你那迷人的颧骨

I miss Stuart's place

我好想念斯图尔特的店

All this loud music and exposed brick

看这店吵杂的音乐露出的砖墙

What is this a comic book store

这里是漫画书店

or a rave at the third little pig's house

还是第三只小猪砖房家中的派对啊

Yup I wish Stuart would reopen

是啊我也希望斯图尔特重新开店

I hate this place too

我也讨厌这家店

Okay him I believe

我相信他是真心的

because he's an 80 year old man in a 15 year old's T shirt

因为他就是个80岁老头穿15岁小孩的衣服

But you're just upset about

但你只是在不爽

Stuart and your mom and all their HBOs

斯图尔特和你妈以及他们的付费电影台

Yes I am

没错

You know I can't even watch Game of Thrones now

我现在看《权力的游戏》时都会想到

without thinking of mother saying

我妈在问他

"Stuart which one is Thrones "

"斯图尔特他们谁是'权力'"

You know he might not reopen

他可能不能重新开张

He didn't get a lot of money from the insurance company

保险公司没赔给他多少钱

Oh boy if there is one thing that gets my goat

天啊如果有一件事能让我生气

it's those dad gum insurance companies

就是那些该死的保险公司

Why Because they won't get off your lawn

为什么因为他们整天来烦你这死老头吗

Oh is Stuart trying to get a loan or or find investors

斯尔图特有试着去贷款或找人投资吗

All I know is he's got my mother

我只知道他让我妈

buying four ply toilet paper

给他买四层的厕纸

I mean four ply

四层的啊

If his butt is so delicate

如果他的屁股那么娇气

why doesn't he just use an angora rabbit

干嘛不直接用安哥拉兔子擦呢

是一种高级纺织原料

安哥拉兔毛颜色洁白轻细滑软美观暖和

For starters they shed and bite

首先它们会掉毛还会咬人

Hey here's a thought

我有个想法

Why don't we put up the rest of the money that Stuart needs

我们何不帮斯尔图特把剩下的钱凑够呢

So we'd be like owners of a comic book store

那我们就是漫画书店的店主了

It's kind of a dream come true

就像是美梦成真

That does sound fun

听起来蛮有意思

Ooh maybe we could come up

或许我们还能想出

with a business plan to compete with this place

一个跟这地方抗衡的商业计划

I'll give you a plan right now

我现在就有一个计划

Step one open comic book store

第一步开一家漫画书店

Step two start rumor

第二步散布谣言

this comic book store gives you genital warts

说这家漫画书店会让人得生殖器疣

Step three buy a big bag to put the money in

第三步买一个大袋子装钱

It's not that bad

这计划还不错

Thank you so much for letting me practice my sales pitch on you

非常感谢你能当我的客户让我练习推销说辞

I really appreciate it

我真的感激不尽

Sure Um I brought coffee

-没事 -我给你买了咖啡

I wasn't sure what you like so I got

我不太确定你喜欢哪种所以我买了

a regular a cappuccino and a Chai tea

普通咖啡卡布奇诺和印度拉茶各一杯

Since you like Raj I thought you might be into that

因为你喜欢拉杰所以我想你可能喜欢印度口味

Thanks If we could get started I'm a little busy

谢谢我们开始吧我有点忙

Oh yeah sure Let me just get out my materials

当然可以让我先把材料拿出来

Leonard gave me this briefcase

这手提包是莱纳德给我的

He used to carry it around in high school

他高中时随身带着它

You can still see the dent where they whacked him with it

所以老被人拿来打他现在还能看见凹痕呢

Okay I would like to talk to you

进入正题我想介绍一下

about our new birth control pill Femevra

我们新出的避孕药弗米拉

Great

好的

So Femevra's triphasic design

弗米拉三相口服避孕药

含有三种不同比例的雌激素与黄体素

每一周期仿造正常月经周期中荷尔蒙的变化

provides balanced hormonal exposure

能平衡荷尔蒙

All right

好的

It has also been shown to cause

同时还有实验表明

significantly fewer side effects than other oral contraceptives

它相比其他口服避孕药副作用少了很多

Although it can cause acne which if you ask me kind of

尽管它会导致长青春痘但是我个人意见

increases its effectiveness as a contraceptive

这也能增加"避孕"的有效性不是吗

Funny

呵呵

Okay I'm sorry Did we get off on the wrong foot

抱歉我一开始就给了你不好的印象吗

Because since the other night I kind of feel like

因为从那晚开始我就隐约感觉到

you might have a problem with me

你可能对我有意见

No it's fine

不没有啊

Are you sure because it doesn't seem fine

你确定吗因为看起来不像没有

Okay

好吧

If you really want to talk about this

如果你真的想谈论此事

I do have a problem

我的确对你有意见

Oh my God Tell me what did I do

天啊告诉我我做错了什么

Look it's nothing It's just

其实没什么只是...

Raj told me that a while ago you two hooked up

拉杰告诉我不久之前你们有过一段

What Oh why would he say that

什么他为什么要说

Did it not happen

那没有吗

Well I wouldn't exactly call it a hook up

确切来说那不能称为"有过一段"

Did you kiss

你们接吻了吗

Yeah

接了

Were you naked

你们俩脱光光了吗

Yeah

脱了

So it was a hook up

那就是啊

不是

Yeah

算是吧

So what are some ways we could set our comic book store

有什么办法能让我们的漫画书店

apart from the competition

在同行中脱颖而出

Oh kids buy comic books It would be great

买漫画的都是小孩如果能有办法

to figure out a way to get more kids in the store

让更多的小孩来我们店那就最好了

You know when I was a kid I loved going there

在我小的时候我喜欢去漫画书店

but I could never get a ride

但没人载我去

Ooh what if we got a van

如果我们搞个面包车

and drove around and picked kids up

专门在大街上接小孩呢

Nice

好主意

You mean like at parks and schools

你是说去公园和学校守着吗

Toy stores puppet shows

还有玩具店木偶剧院

Hold on So your idea is to get a van

等等你们的主意是搞个面包车

and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up

在大街上兜来兜去专门接小孩吗

Yes

是的

And are you gonna use candy to lure them in

你们要用糖果引诱他们上车吗[绑架]

We are now

这个主意好

You told Emily we hooked up

你告诉艾米丽我们有过一段吗

Um well in my defense I tell everybody

我要辩一句我告诉了所有人

Why would you say that

你为什么要那样说

We were having a conversation about past lovers

我们当时在聊过去的爱人

We weren't lovers Come on

我们不是爱人拜托

Everyone knows we didn't sleep together

大家都知道我们没有上床

We got drunk and fooled around

我们只是喝醉了鬼混而已

Why couldn't you just leave me out of it

你们聊的时候就不能不说到我吗

Well we were being honest

我们说了要对彼此坦诚

You would leave me out of the conversation

那如果你甩了莱纳德后

with the next guy if you dump Leonard

你和下一个男人聊这话题时不会说到他吗

Why say it Yes

-干嘛扯到我 -不会

Well I would never leave you off my list

我决不会把你从我的名单除名

and not just because without you

而且不是因为不提你

we're playing fast and loose with the word "list "

"名单"可能就不太够数了哦

Well good job Now she hates me

干得好现在她讨厌我了

Great

棒极了

On the bright side that Oxford study was right

往好的方面看牛津大学的研究是对的

One friend down

朋友减一了

I wonder who you're going to lose next

我好奇下一个会是谁呢

You okay It's you You're you're next

你就是你下一个就是你

No You're crazy about me

才怪你这么喜欢我

I don't know what Emily's so upset about anyway

我不懂艾米丽干嘛这么生气

Even if I had slept with him so what

就算我俩睡过了那又怎样

Everyone has a past

每个人都有过去

Almost everyone has a past

几乎每个人都有过去

Come on look how pretty you are

拜托你这么漂亮

I'm sure this isn't the first girl to hate you

她肯定不是第一个讨厌你的女生

It's not

的确不是

And I'm sure you can turn it around

你肯定能改变她的想法

How You can't force someone to like you

怎么改总不能逼着别人喜欢你吧

What if you just hang around and act like her friend

不如你多和她相处装出闺蜜的样子

until you wear her down

逐渐让她喜欢上你

I mean next thing you know you're in her home

接下来你就登堂入室

you're eating her food drinking her wine

吃着她家的零食喝着她家的美酒

No that won't work

这招不管用

You're right Cheers

说得对干杯

Oh I know

我知道了

Why don't you use your sales training

干嘛不利用你的销售技巧

to go back down there and sell yourself

好好向她推销一番你自己呢

What Yeah

-什么 -真的

But instead of selling a drug

不是去推销药物

you'd be selling Penny it's cute

而是去推销佩妮多可爱啊

It's stupid

多傻逼啊

Well maybe people would like you more

要是你不这么鄙视来否定别人的建议

if you didn't crap all over their ideas

大家也许会更喜欢你

I'm gonna go with Penny on this one

这一点我同意佩妮的看法

Then again why wouldn't I I mean we go way back

这也是理所当然的我们可是老朋友了

Oh my God I didn't used to like you

对哦我以前不喜欢你呢

Shh Amy's here now

别说艾米在这会听到

You know the more I think about it

我越考虑开店这事

the more intrigued I am about having our own store

就越觉得有兴趣

We'll get to see all the new stuff

新书还没上架

before it hits the shelves

我们早就看过了

And we'll get to have fun interactions with our customers

我们还能和顾客们友好互动

"This isn't a library buy it or get out "

"这里不是图书馆不买就滚"

You say things like that all the time

你不是整天对人这么说吗

Yes but as a store owner

是啊可我要是店主

I'll finally have a good comeback to

别人说"店又不是你开的闭嘴"时

"You don't work here shut up "

我就能理直气壮顶回去了

Uh do you know how Penny told Raj he should have

你记得佩妮对拉杰说

left her off his list Yeah

-把她从名单上划掉吗 -记得

Well do you think when she and I had that conversation

那你觉得我跟她聊这事时

she left people off her list

她是不是也划掉了某些人呢

I'm sure she did

肯定啊

Why

为什么

Because if she hadn't

如果她一个都没省略

she'd still be wading through the list

那名单现在还没念完呢

Will you stay out of this

你能不能别凑进来

If only Penny had said that once in a while

这句话应该是佩妮的台词吧

Hey what difference does it make

那又有什么关系呢

You're the one she wants to marry

你才是她想嫁的那个人

That's true

说得对

Yeah and I'm not sure that complete honesty

而且我觉得恋人之间的绝对坦诚

is always the best thing for a relationship

不一定是件好事

Yeah he's right

他说得对

Once in a moment of candor

有一次我向艾米坦白

I told Amy that her hair reminded me

说她的头发让我想起了

of a duck caught in an oil spill Well

沾满泄漏的石油的海鸭结果...

she stormed out

她气得夺门而出

Which was sad because we were playing Scrabble

实在可悲因为我们正在玩拼字游戏

and I had all the letters to spell "persimmon "

我马上就要拼出"美洲柿"这词了

Why are you even part of this conversation

你跟我们瞎凑什么热闹啊

You don't know anything about women

你根本就不懂女人

I know that if I had a wife or a fiance

我知道如果我有老婆或未婚妻

I'd ask her first before I invested money

那我投资漫画书店之前

in a comic book store

肯定先问问她的意见

He's right

他说得对

Yeah well of course I am

我当然说得对

I was also right about her hair

我对她头发的评价也是对的

It did everything but quack

跟鸭子完全一样除了不嘎嘎叫

There's something I wanted to run past you

有件事我想告诉你一下

What's up

什么事

Mm the guys and I were thinking about

我和小伙伴们准备

investing in Stuart's comic book store

投资斯图尔特的漫画书店

Is that okay Why are you asking me

-你觉得好吗 -干嘛问我

Well you know we're engaged

我们订婚了

and it's kind of a big deal financially

这可是重大的财务问题

It seems like something we should talk about

我想我俩应该讨论一下

Well would you consider mounds of credit card debt

那你觉得身负大笔信用卡债务

kind of a big deal financially

算不算重大的财务问题呢

Yeah

算

So me and the guys were talking about

我和小伙伴们在讨论

this great investment opportunity

这个绝佳的投资机会

Nope

不行

But you didn't hear what it was

你都不知道是什么呢

I know

我能猜到

Oh come on

别这样嘛

Fine What is it

好吧是什么

It's to help reopen the comic book store

我们想帮忙重开漫画书店

Nope

不行

Well hear me out

听我说完嘛

Howard you know we're saving up for a house

霍华德你知道我们在存钱买房子

I know but all the guys are doing it

我知道可大家都会入伙

We're splitting it four ways

一人只需出四分之一

so it's really not that much money

所以不会花太多钱

It just seems like a risky investment

这投资感觉风险挺大

I get that I

我明白

Okay look

听我说

The reason this is important is

我非常想开店的原因是

before my dad left me and my mom

在我爸抛弃我和妈妈之前

he used to take me to the comic book store

他经常带我去漫画店

It was one of the few things we did together

这是我们拥有过为数不多的父子时光

Oh Howie I had no idea

华仔我不知道这件事

Well I don't like to talk about it

我也...不爱对人提这件事

Oh baby

亲爱的

That story's made up isn't it

这事是你瞎掰的对吗

That's how much buying a comic book store means to me

为了买下漫画店我豁出去了

I'd like your honest opinion on something

我希望你能诚实地给我一些意见

Of course

没问题

Now before I start

在我提问前

I need you to know that I'm very excited about this

你要知道我对此事非常激动

and anything you say

所以你所说的每一句话

that isn't enthusiastically supportive

如果不够掏心掏肺百分百支持

will throw our entire relationship into question

将会令我们的感情产生问题

所以

keep an open mind

保持开放的心态

I'm feeling a little backed into a corner Sheldon

我感觉无路可走唯有附和了谢尔顿

Perfect Now

这就对了现在

I'm considering investing

我在考虑投资

in Stuart's comic book store

斯图尔特的漫画店

Interesting

有意思

Can you see how a grown man

你不觉得一个成年男子

an accomplished scientist

而且是颇有成就的科学家

who invests in a store

投资一家

that sells picture books

出售图画书

about flying men in colorful underwear

主角是穿着色彩斑斓内裤的飞人们

might be wasting both his financial

也许是浪费他的财务

and intellectual resources

和智力资源吗

不觉得

Then I think it's a terrific idea

那我觉得这个想法太棒了

Great

很好

Wait till you hear about our van

我们面包车的想法更棒哦

Thanks for inviting us over

谢谢你邀请我们过来

Oh thank you for coming

感谢你们能来

Uh listen Penny before you start

佩妮你开始之前

I just want to apologize for being so rude

我要先道歉我那天在办公室

the other day in my office

太没礼貌了

No no No need to apologize

不不需要道歉

Excuse me can I say something

打扰下我能说些什么吗

I just love both you guys

我爱你们两个

and I want you to get along

我希望你们合得来

And when I say "love " I meant as a friend

我说的"爱" 对你是朋友之爱

And uh way too soon right

咱俩之间说"爱"太快了对吗

Okay sit down Listen Emily

坐下吧听我说艾米莉

what happened between me and Raj

我和拉杰的事

was a long time ago It was

-已经是陈年旧事了 -没错

and I may have made it seem like a bigger deal than I should have

而且我也不该在这件事上小题大作

Yeah and Leonard and I are engaged now

现在莱纳德和我订婚了

and I'm just hoping we can put this whole thing behind us

我希望这事大家就既往不咎吧

I'd like that too

我也希望这样

Yeah I thought I'd be okay with it

我本来以为我不会心里不舒服

but then I saw how pretty you are

但结果看到你这么漂亮

Oh that's so sweet

你嘴真甜

I mean look at you you are gorgeous

瞧你这么美

It's true you're both gorgeous

没错你俩都美呆了

Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both

把这两朵娇花带上床的男人该有多优秀啊

You get why I've been alone most of my adult life

你明白为啥我大半辈子都孤单一人了吧

So what brings you by

什么风把你们吹来了

Well I don't need a reason it's my house

我来这里不需要原因这是我的房子

Technically it's your mom's house but

确切来说这是你妈妈的房子但是

we certainly want you to feel welcome

我们还是希望你能觉得自己是受欢迎的

I'm always welcome

我永远都受欢迎

Mm just try and call first

只是下次来之前先打个电话

Okay let's get down to business

好啦我们说正事吧

Howie was thinking about putting up some money

华仔考虑投资一点钱

to help you reopen the store

帮你重开漫画店

but before that happens I have a few questions

但在投资前我有些问题要问

I appreciate the offer

我很感谢你的慷慨解囊

but actually your mother already gave me the money

但你妈妈已经给我钱了

What

什么

Yeah I told her it was too much

是啊我跟她说这太慷慨了

but she said she was happy to help out her bubala

但她说能帮她的小乖乖她很开心

Excuse me

失陪下

Ma you are canceling that check

妈你赶紧取消支票

and Stuart is not your bubala I'm your bubala

斯图尔特不是你的小乖乖我才是

You can't have more than one bubala

你怎能同时拥有两个小乖乖呢

I don't know who he's talking to

我不知道他在冲谁嚷嚷

She's at Target buying me shirts

他妈妈去百货店帮我买T恤了

I'm so glad we could work this all out

我真开心问题解决了

Yeah me too

我也是

You know we should have dinner one night with you and Leonard

你和莱纳德改天晚上和我们一起吃饭吧

Oh we would love that

我们太乐意了

Great

太棒了

Okay good night guys All right night

-晚安了两位 -好的晚安

Bye

拜

I hate her I hate her

-我讨厌她 -我讨厌她

I'm really disappointed we're not gonna have

我真的很失望我们不能开一家

our own comic book store I know

-自己的漫画书店 -是啊

I was looking forward to it

我本来满心期待

It would've been so nice to have a place that was ours

能开一家自己的漫画书店多好啊

where we could just sit and read comics in peace

我们可以安静地坐着在里面看漫画书

With comfy seats

有舒服的座位

And snacks

还有零食

Well I guess it was too good to be true

唉哪有这么好的事啊

Yeah

没错