生活大爆炸-S08E09_生活大爆炸

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This is an easy one

这题很简单

尼古拉·特斯拉伟大的发明家物理学家机械/电机工程师

You love this guy

你很喜欢他

我自己

Come on He's an underappreciated genius

不是他是个不够受人敬仰的天才

Still think it's me

依然觉得是我自己

It's not you

不是你

Now think there's a car named after him

再想想有车以他的名字命名

"特斯拉"电动车美国一家专门生产纯电动车的公司

Of course there is

当然有啦

The Mini Cooper 'cause it's me

迷你"库伯"嘛因为答案就是我

宝马旗下的迷你有一车款为迷你"库伯"

How about this

我换个方式说

he's a poor man's Sheldon Cooper

他是降级版的谢尔顿·库伯

Oh Tesla

特斯拉

How'd it go Oh not fun

-如何了 -惨啊

The doctor shoved a camera up into my sinuses

医生把一个摄像头塞进了我的鼻窦

Yeah I watched

我看了

It was like the scary boat tunnel in Willy Wonka

像《查理与巧克力工厂》里那段吓人的船游

该电影中有一段在阴森山洞中船游参观的剧情

Did they figure out what's wrong Yeah

-查出是什么问题了吗 -有啊

It's a deviated septum

是鼻中隔偏曲

鼻中隔偏离中线且引起临床症状的一种鼻内畸型

The surgery to correct it is simple

手术矫正很简单

He's gonna do it next week

医生下周给我做

Why would you have surgery

你为什么要做手术

Because I can't breathe

因为我呼吸不顺

I snore I get sinus infections

打呼还会鼻窦发炎

Yeah back off he's all mine

滚开这"抢手货"是我的

But you don't have a life threatening condition

但这又不是有生命危险的毛病

Why would you take the risk of surgery

你为什么要以身犯险做手术呢

Sheldon it's a routine procedure

谢尔顿这只是常规手术

I've heard you complain about his snoring

我也听你抱怨过他打呼很大声啊

We Yes for the first five or six years

是啊同住的头5 6年是这样

but I've gotten used to it

但我都已经慢慢习惯了

It helps me sleep

而且还能助我入眠呢

He's like my mucus powered white noise machine

他就像我的鼻黏液动力助眠仪

Sheldon I'm gonna get the surgery it's no big deal

谢尔顿我要做这个手术不用大惊小怪

End of story

不必多说了

Very well I'm done talking about it

行那我也不多说了

Thank you

谢谢

I believe it was your turn in the game

我记得现在是轮到你猜了吧

Okay

好的

Let's see

我想想

杰斯美国知名嘻哈歌手妻子是碧昂丝

Oh this person is most famous

这个人最出名的就是

for never having gotten his nose mutilated with elective surgery

绝不会让鼻子接受非必要手术的残害

and never living the rest of his life in the shadows

更不会让自己下半辈子活在

as a hideous disfigured freak

丑陋畸形的妖怪阴影之下

I think you could give a better clue

你觉得你能给出更好的提示

I don't

给不出啊

I'm not even sure if that's a person or a typo

我都不知道那是人名还是打错字

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第九集

Okay why

能告诉我为什么吗

I'm listening to you snore

我来听你打呼啊

I'm wondering how I'll ever sleep without it

我在想日后听不见了该如何入眠

If it helps you sleep

如果能助你入眠

then why are you sitting here staring at me

那你为什么还坐在这里盯着我

like the albino boogeyman

像个白化症版的夜魔鬼

Really Leonard insults

莱纳德羞辱我你忍心吗

After I spent two hours in your closet

为了等你睡着我可是在你衣柜里

waiting for you to fall asleep

蹲点了两个小时呢

What's your problem

你是在闹哪样

If the surgery is successful the snoring is gone

如果手术成功了打呼会消失

And if you die during surgery

但如果你手术台上死了

the snoring is gone

打呼也会消失

It sounds like either way I finally get some rest

所以无论如何你都不会来烦我了

I have to be honest with you Leonard

莱纳德我实话告诉你

I'm truly worried

我真的很担心

I I told you there's nothing to worry about

我跟你说了没什么好担心的

Well I've been doing some research

我去查了些资料

and I've learned that one in 700 000 people

每70万做全身麻醉的人中

die from general anesthesia

就有1人死亡呢

Buddy w Do you realize that that also means

兄弟那你知道这就代表有另外

699 999 people don't die

69万9千9百99人没死吗

I suppose that's true

你说得也没错

You're such a glass half full kind of guy

你真是个乐观的人啊

I'm going to miss that

我会缅怀你的乐观

Oh so my uh parents' 40th anniversary's coming up

我爸妈的结婚40周年纪念日快到了

and I can't think of a thing to get them

我想不出该送他们什么

Damn can you imagine

靠你能想象

being married to someone for 40 years

跟一个人结婚40年之久吗

Not anymore

想象不到了

Anyway any ideas on a gift

所以有什么礼物推荐吗

Well what are some of the things they like

他们平常喜欢些什么呢

They used to like going to the Mumbai Symphony

他们以前喜欢去听孟买爱乐交响乐团

but last year my mom thought they were phoning it in

去年时我妈觉得他们只是在草草了事

Then my dad said based on their love life

我爸说从性生活来看

she should know about phoning it in

我妈的确是很懂"操操了事"

He said that to her Well they weren't speaking at the time

-你爸这么跟你妈说话啊 -当时他俩在冷战

so he had a servant say it to her

所以他让下人去跟她说的

Oh maybe I could make a gift for them

或许我能给他俩亲手做个礼物

I know how much you guys love the coasters I made for you

我知道你们俩非常喜欢我给你们做的杯垫

They're yours in the divorce

如果离婚了杯垫归你

Hey What're you working on

在研究什么呢

Remember when I said if you went through with your surgery

还记得我跟你说如果你去做手术

there was a one in 700 000 chance of dying

你有70万分之1的几率死亡吗

Yeah

然后呢

Well I've been crunching the numbers

我研究了数据

and so far I've gotten your probability of death

目前我已经把你做手术的死亡率

all the way to a sphincter tightening one in 300

提高到了让菊花一紧的300分之1了

Great timing

说得真是时候

My "Check sphincter" light just went on

我的"检查菊花"灯刚好亮了呢

Leonard what if you have an allergic reaction

莱纳德要是你对外科医生的

to the surgeon's latex gloves

乳胶手套产生过敏反应怎么办

I'm not allergic to latex

我对乳胶不过敏

Well then why don't you wear the rubber gloves

那你为什么不戴我给你买的

I bought for you to do the dishes

洗碗用橡胶手套

For the same reason I don't wear the apron or the hair net

跟我不穿围裙不戴发网的理由一样

Fine What about epilepsy

好吧那癫痫呢

I don't have epilepsy either

我也没有癫痫

You don't but the surgeon might hmm

你是没有但手术医生可能有啊

And your carotid artery is just one shaky scalpel away

只有手术刀稍微拿不稳你的颈动脉

from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland

就立刻变成迪士尼的跳舞喷泉

Sheldon do you realize that driving is riskier than surgery

谢尔顿你知道开车比做手术更危险吗

I do I have the drive to the hospital right here

我知道开车去医院的命丧几率在这呢

That is if you make it to the car

前提是你能顺利上车

without falling down the stairs

没有掉下楼梯摔死

And don't expect me to carry you I do that enough in life

别指望我背[罩]你我平常够罩着你了

Buddy I I get that you're worried about me

伙计我知道你是担心我

and I I appreciate that but I'm not going to die

我很谢谢你的好意但我不会死的

You don't know that

你又不知道

I do know that it won't be from an asteroid strike

我肯定知道我不会死于小行星撞地球

You know who else said that

你知道谁还这么说过吗

Every cocky T Rex currently

每头自认天下无敌的霸王龙

swimming around in the gas tank of your car

早化成石油在你汽车油箱里游泳呢

I If there was an asteroid strike

如果真有小行星撞地球

wouldn't you die too

那你不也会死吗

I don't know I'm smart and scrappy

那可不好说我又聪明生命力又强

I think I'd find a way

我觉得我会活下去

Tell you what the surgery's not for a week

这样吧离手术还有一周时间

I'll think about it

我再好好考虑一下

Thank you

谢谢

And while you're thinking about it

你考虑的时候不妨想想

if you have the surgery in Nicaragua during monsoon season

如果你暴雨季节在尼加拉瓜做手术

I can practically guarantee your death

我可以打包票你必死无疑

Yes Okay

是好的

I I understand

我明白

Of course yes

当然是的

I'll call you tomorrow

我明天打给你

Bye

再见

So I found this fencing school in Burbank

我发现伯班克市有一个击剑学校

that has a Jedi class

开有绝地武士教学班

And if you're cool being the only adults there

如果你不介意是那个班里唯一的大人

they said they are

那他们很乐意接收你

Dude my parents just split up

兄弟我的父母刚离婚了

What

什么

Uh that was my dad on the phone

刚才是我爸的电话

He moved out

他搬出去了

Oh my God I I'm sorry

天啊我很遗憾

I mean if you're not up to it we don't have to go out

如果你不想去我们可以不出去

we can just hang here

待在家里也行

No it's fine

没关系

It's not that big a deal

没什么大不了的

As long as they're happy I'm happy

只要他们开心我就开心

And when I get to see them for the holidays

等我节假日回去看他们时

I'll get to celebrate Diwali twice

我得过两次印度排灯节

又称屠妖节是印度最重要节庆类似过年

one at each house

一人家里过一次

That's double the Diwali

那就变成了"双"排灯节

You sure you're okay

你确定没事吗

I'm okay

没事

You don't look okay

你看起来可不像哦

How can I be okay I come from a broken home

怎么可能会没事我是一个家庭破碎的小孩

The doctor said I should be out of surgery by 10 00

医生说10点我手术就做完了

Okay

好的

And Sheldon really believes

谢尔顿真的会相信

we're at a public swimming pool

我们去公共泳池游泳了吗

He was so busy figuring out

他肯定会忙着算

how many parts per million of urine we'd be floating around in

我们泡在含百万分之多少的尿液里

he didn't even question it

没空起疑心

18 parts per million

百万分之18

And he's still doing it

他仍执意要去

Don't worry about that I'm happy to take you to work

别管他们啦我很开心能载你去上班

Well thank you

谢谢你

And Leonard never lets me have French toast sticks in the car

莱纳德从来不准我在车里吃法式吐司条

I can't have syrupy fingers

我不能有沾上糖浆的手指

but he can do the backstroke in a toilet bowl

但他却能在马桶里仰泳

It's nice they're getting exercise

他们锻炼身体也是好事啊

Although now that I think about it

现在仔细想想

Leonard would never go swimming in public

莱纳德去公共场合游泳时

without his swim shirt

一定会穿上他的游泳衣

I'm sure he brought it

他肯定带了

No but last year at Magic Mountain

不可能去年在魔术山游乐场

he got such a bad sunburn

他严重晒伤

we had to cut him out of it

得把泳衣剪掉才能脱下来

He probably got a new one Finish your breakfast

他可能买了新的快吃你的早餐

Look there's an entire section of my dashboard

瞧我仪表板上有一整块区域

that doesn't have any syrup on it

没有糖浆哦快去乱沾

You're acting odd Why

你举止好奇怪怎么了

I'm odd all the time everyone knows that

我向来举止古怪每个人都知道

Just last night I tried to see how many fava beans

昨晚我还往自己嘴里塞蚕豆

I could fit in my mouth

试试到底能塞多少颗呢

Tell me the truth

告诉我实话

28颗

Come on Fifty six

-老实点 -其实是56颗啦

Amy

艾米

What's going on

到底怎么回事

All right

好吧

Don't get upset but

别生气哦

an earlier appointment opened up for Leonard

莱纳德得到一个提前做手术的机会

and he's getting the surgery right now

现在他应该在手术中了吧

I see

我明白了

Take me to Leonard

载我去找莱纳德

Just go to work he'll be fine

你就乖乖上班吧他会没事的

Amy he's my best friend

艾米他是我最好的朋友

and if you don't take me I'm going there anyway

就算你不载我去我也一定会去

Fine

好吧

It's sweet that you care about him so much

你真是位好朋友这么关心他

I do

没错

And I wouldn't be able to forgive myself

万一他有什么不测

if something happened to him

我一定无法原谅自己

and I wasn't at his bedside to say "I told you so "

不能在他床边跟他说 "我就说吧"

Hello

你好啊

We had a really nice swim

我们游得很开心哦

Oh stop it

省省吧

I assume this medical center's already treated

我猜医疗中心肯定治好

the burns on your bottom from the recent pants fire

你今天裤子着火屁股被烧伤的地方了吧

"骗子骗子裤子着火"

源自童谣"Liar liar, pants on fire."

'Cause I'm a liar liar

因为我是骗子吗

That's for the fire marshal to determine

这得由消防队长来判定

You had to tell him

你非得告诉他吗

He wore me down

他死缠烂打

And I was distracted

再加上我意乱情迷

He has on extra baby powder today

他今天用了比较多婴儿爽身粉

Is he okay

他没事吧

He's still in surgery

还在做手术

Very well

很好

He's gonna be all right

他会没事的

That is sticky

怎么黏糊糊的

Come on let's talk about something other than the surgery

好了我们聊点手术以外的事情吧

That's a good idea

好主意

Penny did you and Leonard ever discuss funeral arrangements

佩妮你和莱纳德讨论过葬礼的安排吗

I think she meant something a little happier

她是说聊点开心的事情

I suppose we could try to make it a celebration

我们是可以当成喜事庆祝一番

but he died so young

可他是英年早逝

Knock knock Hi Hey

-有人吗 -好啊

What brings you by

你们怎么来了

muffin much

松饼[没什么]的事儿

Told you not funny

告诉过你了不好笑

He's just not laughing

他不笑

because he's feeling blue berry

是因为他感觉"难"莓

Tough crowd

好难取悦

I'm sorry This is very sweet Thanks

抱歉你们真好谢谢

So how you doing

你怎么样了

Better I guess the news just

现在没事了这件事情

hit me a lot harder than I expected

比我想象中给我的打击更大

Well of course

当然

I would be devastated if my parents split up

如果我的父母分手了我肯定会崩溃

Why Your father barely speaks to your mother

为什么你父亲几乎不和你母亲说话

Well at least he stuck around

至少他还在我们身边

not like your dad who just took off

不像你父亲一走了之

As you can see we're here to cheer you up

如你所见我们是来逗你开心的

Sorry Raj

抱歉拉杰

Do you have any sense of what happened with your folks

你知道你爸妈是怎么回事吗

I think over time they started to resent each other

日子一天天过去他们开始互相怨恨

and instead of talking about the things that bothered them

他们没有好好解决两人之间的矛盾

they kept it bottled up

反而将其压在心底

and the hate just grew

怨恨日渐加深

It's a shame they spent all that time unhappy

他们在一起的日子一直不开心真是太可怜了

But sometimes

不过有时候

there's muffin you can do about it

你也无能为"松饼"[力]

You get it right

你懂的对吧

Oh it's nice you got him that

你真好还给他带了礼物

Oh this isn't for Leonard no

这不是给莱纳德的

Amy bought it for me

这是艾米买给我的

Stubbed his toe on the revolving door on the way in

进来的时候他的脚趾头踢到了旋转门

You know those confounded things make me dizzy

你知道那些转来转去的事物会让我头晕

Who told you to keep going around

谁让你一直跟着门转

There was a large plant in the lobby

大厅里有一株很大的植物

It kept looking like the outside

老让我觉得那是外边

Okay listen when Leonard comes out

听我说莱纳德出来的时候

he is not gonna feel great

他肯定会不太好受

so please don't give him a hard time

所以请别让他更难受

Penny has a good point

佩妮说得对

This is like the man in the supermarket

他就像在超市里遇到的那个

with the goiter on his neck

脖子上有甲状腺肿的人

Whatever you're thinking just keep it to yourself

不管你心里怎么想不要说出来

It was like a grapefruit

肿得像个葡萄柚

And I'm sure he knew that

人家自己心里知道

before you held a grapefruit up next to it

不需要你拿个葡萄柚去他脖子旁比较

Well I'm not making any promises

我可不敢保证什么

Not only did Leonard take what I feel is an unnecessary risk

莱纳德不仅做了我认为无用的危险之事

he deceived me

他还欺骗了我

Okay the reason he deceived you is

他欺骗你

you were being a pain in the ass

是因为你让人蛋疼

The reason I was being a pain in the B is

我会这么烦人是因为

because I was worried about him and no one else was

我担心他而你们都不担心

Really You won't even say "A"

不是吧 "蛋"疼你都说不出口

You bet your sweet B I won't

打死我都不说这词

Obviously I care about Leonard

我当然关心莱纳德

I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with him

我会和他一起度过余生呢

And I'm not

我就不会吗

It's an earthquake

是地震

I knew it

我就知道

Sheldon it was just a little tremor

谢尔顿只是小小的震动

A little tremor that turns routine sinus surgery

小小的震动就会把简单的鼻窦手术

into a frontal lobotomy

变成危险的额叶切除手术

Oh I don't care for this at all

我才不管什么地震呢

Oh I need to see he's okay

我要去看看他怎么样了

Sheldon you can't go back there

谢尔顿你不能进去

Try and stop me

来啊阻止我

Are you okay

你没事吧

Why didn't you stop me

为什么不阻止我

Can I tell you something

我跟你说点事

This whole thing with Raj's parents

拉杰父母的事情

just got me a little worried about us

让我有点担心我们

What are you talking about We're fine

你说什么呢我们很好啊

And Raj's parents probably split up because of Raj

拉杰父母会分手有可能是因为拉杰

What

什么

They always say the children aren't to blame but

人们总说不该怪孩子但是...

Come on

这人啊

I'm not joking Howie

我不是开玩笑华仔

You heard what he said about his parents

你也听到了他说的他父母的事情

It was the little things they kept bottled up

都是些小事积压久了便爆发

I don't want that to happen to us

我可不想我们变成那样

How can I convince you it won't

你怎么才肯相信我们不会

Well is there anything about me you're keeping inside

你对我有什么意见没有说出来的吗

I'm not answering that

我不会回答的

It's a trap

这是个陷阱

So there are things you don't like

所以你对我有意见

And here I am in the trap

我已经踩进陷阱夹里了

You just keep talking

你继续说

I'm gonna chew my leg off

我要啃断腿来逃生了

Just tell me one thing that bothers you

就告诉我一件你不满意的事

and I promise I won't get mad

我保证不生气

Okay The truth is

好吧事实上

sometimes you're too

有时候...你太过...

beautiful

美丽

Howie be serious

华仔严肃点

Okay okay

好吧好吧

I really don't like

我实在不喜欢

how your wings poke me when we sleep

睡觉时被你的翅膀戳醒

'cause you're an angel

因为你是坠落凡间的天使

Okay fine maybe it was a bad idea

好吧也许这个提议不怎么样

I just don't think the secret to a happy marriage

我只是不觉得幸福婚姻的秘诀

is going out of our way to criticize each other

是互相批评对方

Although there are ways to improve our communication

不过要加强沟通的方法很多

One thing I learned when I was in couples therapy was

我曾经在伴侣心理治疗那里学到过...

Who were you in couples therapy with

你和谁一起去的伴侣心理治疗

Not important

这不重要

Was it your mom

是和你妈吗

Not important

这不重要

It was your mom

所以是和你妈了

Anyway the therapist had us tell each other

总之治疗师让我们互相倾诉

what we loved about one another

喜欢对方的哪一点

Oh that's so sweet

这方法好贴心

I want to do that

我想试试这个

All right

好啊

Okay um

那么...

I love that you make me laugh

我喜欢你能逗我开心

Thank you

谢谢

And I love that you're strong and independent

我喜欢你自强又自立

And yet I still love when you hold a door for me

但我也喜欢你会帮我撑着门

I love that I'm kind of a slob around here and

我喜欢我在家里好吃懒做

you're okay with that

你却毫不介意

Uh huh

呵呵

And I love that I work and do all the cleaning

我喜欢我又得工作又得做家务

and you're okay with that

你却毫不介意

See I am

我还真不介意

Isn't this great

这方法好极了对不对

Come on smile

快点笑一个

This is gonna be my Christmas card

我要用这照片当今年的圣诞卡

You know this is all your fault

这都是你的错

How is it my fault

怎么是我的错

I told you not to get the surgery

我告诉你别去做手术了

Okay first of all the surgery was a success

首先手术非常成功

and secondly I didn't even want you there

其次我根本不想要你去

I don't know which hurts worse

我不知道哪里更痛

my nose or my heart

我的鼻子还是我的心

Well I'm done speaking to you

够了我不想跟你说话了

Don't be like that

别这样

You two need to talk this out

你们俩必须谈清楚

Yeah 'cause you sound really funny

没错因为你俩声音太搞笑了

Sheldon I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the surgery

谢尔顿我为没告诉你手术的事道歉

but you were worried about nothing

但你根本是瞎操心

Oh you're hardly out of the woods no

你别以为自己脱离险境了

You still run the risk of infection a blood clot

你还有可能手术感染出现血栓

the possibility that an inattentive surgeon

还有手术疏忽使得蜘蛛爬进

let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose

你的鼻子产卵的风险

The minute you sneeze web I'm moving out

你只要擤出蜘蛛网来我立马就搬家

I never thought I'd say these words

我从没想过自己会说这些话

but come on nose spider

拜托你快来吧鼻蜘蛛

Who are you kidding

别开玩笑了

You were so panicked Leonard was gonna die

你多害怕莱纳德会死啊

you'll never leave him

你永远离不开他的

Sheldon will move out eventually

谢尔顿终究会搬出去的

Yeah once he figures out how to work a door

没错等他学会如何开门以后

I was not panicked and I am not overly attached to Leonard

我没有害怕我也不依赖莱纳德

You were so worried that you smashed your face

你担心得不顾自己破相

trying to check on me

都要进来看我

You love me

你是爱我滴

Yeah Tell me those aren't the words of a man

你们说这人是不是脑子被蜘蛛啃了

with a spider eating its way through his brain

才能说出这种话来

Amy you're a neuroscientist

艾米你是神经学家

Crack his skull open spray some Raid in there

把他的头颅砸开洒点杀虫剂进去

I love that you take pride in your looks

我喜欢你总喜欢精心打扮

even when I have to pee in the morning

就算是我早上尿急的时候

and you're in there spending an hour on your hair

你也能在厕所花费1小时梳头

I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink

我喜欢你太娇贵不肯在厨房水槽尿尿的态度

I love that you have the confidence to speak

我喜欢你有完全不过脑子

even without giving it an ounce of thought

就高谈阔论的那种自信

And I love how your hair is always on the soap

我喜欢你头发全都沾在香皂上

It's like washing myself with a hamster

搞得我像捏着只仓鼠洗澡一样

Hey guys Sorry I am so late

两位抱歉我来晚了

I was on the phone with my mother

我刚才跟我妈通电话呢

Oh how is she

她怎么样了

Pretty good

还不错

She bought the book Eat Pray Love

她买了本《饭·祷·爱》

and used it to set my father's Mercedes on fire

然后用它把我爸的奔驰烧了

So what's up with you guys

你们俩在干嘛呢

We're just saying all the things we love about each other

我们在聊喜欢对方的哪些地方

Oh like you and I did at couples therapy

哇我俩在伴侣心理治疗时也做过

Ooh what'd you get

你买了什么啊

Oh I ordered it before your surgery

我在你手术前订的

It's the urn I was going to put you in

是准备安置你的骨灰坛

Okay that's morbid

这太变态了

Send it back

把它退回去

I can't send it back I had it engraved

这不能退货我字都刻好了

"Here lie the ashes of Leonard Hofstadter

"莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德长眠于此

He thought he was right but his roommate knew better "

他自以为是却不及室友睿智"

That's funny

这个好笑

Boy I'm gonna miss these painkillers

老天我会想念这些让人嗨的止痛药

Hey why did you get two

你干嘛买两个

"I'm with stupid " Oh that one's mine

-"我旁边那货是笨蛋" -那个是我的