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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情回顾

Can I have your attention please

请大家听我说几句

We're all here tonight

今晚我们齐聚一堂是因为

because we have no one to be with

我们没有另一半相陪

We've got to stop defining our self worth

我们不能再以是否有恋爱对象

by whether or not we're in a relationship

来定义我们的自我价值

We are a community

我们是一个联盟

and as long as we have each other

只要我们团结在一起

we're never truly alone

我们就不是寂寞的

That was cool What you said

你说的那些话真不错

Thank you

谢谢

Uh would you like to uh

你想不想...

get a cup a cup of coffee

去喝杯咖啡

Okay

好的

Later losers

哥先走一步了废柴联盟

事到如今

So then I went to Cambridge which was wonderful

然后我去了剑桥超美妙的时光

not only because it's a good school

不只是因为那是名校

but because it totally looks like Hogwarts

是因为那里看起来超像霍格沃茨的呢

小说《哈利波特》中主角们就读的学校

That's where I fell in love with astronomy

我就是在那里爱上了天文学

and now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech

我现在是任职于加州理工的天体物理学家

so I guess you could say uh

所以也可以这么说...

Raj is my name and stars are my game

拉杰是我名星辰是我命

And rhyming is also my game

我还有押韵命哦

So uh two games

可以算是"一杰两命"

Uh anyway that that's enough about me

好啦我自己的事情说够了

I want to hear everything about you

我想听听关于你的一切

I have to go to the bathroom

我要去一趟厕所

I go to the bathroom too

我也会去厕所

Sometimes more frequently than I care to admit

虽然有时候频繁到我都不好意思说了

Oh I've had it checked out it's nothing

不过我给医生检查过了一切正常

This is going great

也太顺利了吧

Can I have a refill on my chai tea

能帮我的印度茶续杯吗

Yes

太好了

I have a good feeling about this

感觉就十分有戏啊

I should have bought condoms

早知道就买好套套了

第六季第十七集

生活大爆炸

Hello I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper

您好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags

欢迎收看由谢尔顿·库珀出品的《有趣的旗帜》

My apologies that this episode is coming late

在此对本集节目的延误出品致歉

I did shoot one last week in honor of Black History Month

上周我曾拍摄了"黑人历史月"纪念集

but I was informed by my roommate

但后来受到我室友的提点

that my spot on portrayal of George Washington Carver

我在节目中对乔治·华盛顿·卡弗的精湛描述

农业化学家对美国农业有巨大贡献

乔治·华盛顿·卡弗黑人美国教育家植物学家

could be considered "wildly racist "

会有人觉得带有"严重种族歧视"

My heart goes out to the members

我的心一直与所有的

of the African American community

非裔美国人群体同在

who like me have been kept down by The Man

我们都是受所谓"高层"压迫的苦命人

Now Fun with Flags is not just for the flag aficionado

《有趣的旗帜》不只是给旗帜狂热爱好者看的

it's also for the flag novice

也十分适合新晋旗帜迷

so to help me with that

因此请了位特别嘉宾

please welcome my friend neighbor and flag virgin

大家欢迎我的朋友邻居旗帜界处女

yeah not a real virgin

不是现实生活的处女

She's had coitus many times

她有过多次交媾经验了

Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast

有时就在本人听得见的范围里交媾呢

Once while he was trying to watch The Incredibles

有次还是在本人在看《超人特工队》的时候

Penny

佩妮

Hello

你好啊

So Penny I understand

佩妮我知道

you would like to learn more about flags

你对旗帜有相当浓厚的兴趣对吗

Yeah I can't tell you how many times

对啊我有过太多次

I've been at a party where everyone's talking about flags

参加派对时别人在大聊特聊旗帜

and I just couldn't join in Yeah

而我却完全插不上话的经验了

Well you came to the right place

那你来这里就对啦

Uh I'm sorry can we just pause for a minute

抱歉我们能暂停一下下嘛

What's wrong

怎么了

I just think it might look more natural

我只是觉得如果你对着我说话

if you talked to me instead of the camera

会比你对着摄影机说话更自然

you know like like a real conversation

这样看起来更像在轻松聊天

It's something we work on in my acting class

我们在表演课上有教过这个

Interesting

有意思

A few people in the comments section have said

有些人在评语栏就有留言过

that my delivery is robotic

说我的教学像机器人

Perhaps that isn't the compliment it sounds like

我一直以为是在称赞我

Yeah let's try it again and maybe this time

我们再试一遍吧这一次

you could work on your body language a bit

也多注意一下你的肢体语言

You know when you're all hunched like that

当你这样弯腰驼背

you're shutting the audience out

会像是拒观众于千里之外

but when you're relaxed and open

如果你放松肢体张开

you're inviting them in

会像是欢迎大家进入

Right

有道理

And which one do I want

那我该用哪一种呢

Let's try open

欢迎大家那种啊

If our friend the flag has taught me anything

我们的好友旗帜教过我的一件事就是

it's to go where the wind takes you

向着风指引你的方向飘

As long as you remain firmly attached to a rigid pole

不过要先确保自身良好地固定在旗杆上

And action

开始

So Penny

佩妮

what sort of flag questions keep you awake at night

哪些对旗帜的疑问会让你夜不成寐呢

Um well I'm from Nebraska

我是内布拉斯加州人

So what can you tell me about the state flag

不如你给我讲讲我们的州旗

Gosh Penny

天啊佩妮

what'd you have for breakfast

你今早早餐吃了啥啊

A big glass of good question juice

喝了一杯"超棒问题果汁"吗

The Nebraska state flag is simply the state seal

内布拉斯加州的州旗面就只是州徽

on a field of blue

印在蓝底上

Spread your legs invite them in

打开腿欢迎大家进来

I'm telling you something's wrong

相信我绝对不对劲

I can always feel it when Raj is in trouble

拉杰碰到麻烦的时候我都会有感应

Geez how close were you guys before we got married

天啊我们结婚前你们俩是有多亲密啊

Don't look under that rock

不要知道比较好

Raj you okay You in there

-拉杰你没事吧 -你在家吗

Go away

走开啦

Come on buddy open up

兄弟开门嘛

We're worried about you

我们都很担心你

Oh just because I stopped going to work

就因为我没去上班

and answering my phone you think something bad happened

然后又不接电话你们就觉得我出事了吗

Maybe something good happened

也可能是发生了好事啊

Did something good happen

那有好事发生了吗

Of course not

当然没有

Nothing good ever happens

好事从不发生在我身上

What

怎么

Nope just just whoa

没事就是感叹下

It smells pretty ripe in here

里面一股恶臭味

You kind feel it in your eyes

光是用眼睛都可以感觉到

Raj what's going on

拉杰发生什么事了

I was humiliated by yet another woman

我又被一个女人羞辱了

You didn't kill her and chop her up

你没有杀死她然后碎尸吧

that's not what we're smelling right

屋里的味道不是尸臭对吧

不是

I took her for coffee

我带她去喝咖啡

and she snuck out the bathroom window

结果她为了摆脱我

to get away from me

从厕所的窗户溜走了

Oh you poor baby

可怜的小宝贝

I went and looked

我去看了

It was a high and tiny window

那个窗户又高又小

She must have been very motivated

她一定是想逃到了极点

I'm sorry That's awful but come on

我很遗憾那太伤人了但拜托

you got to shake it off

你得放下这件事

Yeah you can't stay in your apartment

对啊你不能窝在公寓里

for the rest of your life

就此度过余生吧

Why not

为什么不能

With online shopping and overnight delivery

有网上购物和隔天送达

I can get anything I want

我要什么有什么

Look

瞧

I just ordered a case of Dinty Moore beef stew

我刚在亚马逊上订了一箱炖牛肉罐头

and two live lobsters on Amazon

和两只活龙虾

Lobsters overnight

龙虾隔天就能送来

Oh you're kidding Let me see

开什么玩笑我看看

Well I'll be

我也要

Look you can throw in a couple steaks

还能再订个牛排

and have a surf and turf

配上一份海鲜牛排

The surf and turf sounds good

海鲜牛排听起来不错

See if they corn on the cob

看看有没有玉米棒

Guys

死阿宅们

We're trying to get him out of here

我们是来把他救出火坑

not you in

而不是把你俩推进去

You're wasting your time

你们这是在浪费时间

Just please leave me alone

拜托不要管我啦

Now what

现在怎么办

I don't know

我不知道

We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it

我们可以去龙虾餐厅边吃边谈啊

We're all thinking it

谁不对龙虾有兴趣

I just had the decency to wait for him to leave

只不过我能礼貌地等他走了再谈

Hello Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Hello

你好

How's the final stage of

"尼古丁成瘾"研究的

your nicotine addiction study going

最后阶段进行得怎么样了

Fine

还行

Just hold on

等下

Mommy's on the phone

老娘在打电话呢

Sorry

抱歉

We've cut the monkeys down to one cigarette a day

我们把猴子的香烟削减到一天一根

so things are a little intense

所以现在局面有点紧张

Makes me miss my marijuana abusing flatworms

让我不禁怀念大麻上瘾的扁形虫

Those guys were mellow

那些小家伙乖多了

Good news

好消息

Uh the latest episode of Fun with Flags is online

最新一集《有趣的旗帜》已经放到网上了

Oh that's right How'd it go with Penny

好的跟佩妮合作得怎么样

Much better than I expected

比我期望的好多了

She even gave me some helpful tips

她甚至给我一些关于表演

about acting and body language

和肢体语言的有用建议

Watch

看着

Welcome to my world

欢迎来到我的世界

Not welcome to my world

我的世界不欢迎你

Welcome

欢迎

Not welcome

不欢迎

Subtle but powerful

意义隐晦但力道十足

I know

我知道

I'm still learning to control it

我还在学习如何控制力道

Did you tell Penny how helpful she was

那你有跟佩妮说她的建议很有用吗

Why would I do that

我为什么要说

Because she's your friend and she did a nice job

因为她是你的朋友她帮了你大忙

I'm sure she'd like to hear it

听到你这么说她肯定会开心

All right

好吧

I didn't mean now Hello

我不是说现在啊喂

Yeah yeah you want a cigarette

是是你想要香烟

Well I'd like a normal boyfriend

我还想要个正常的男朋友呢

Deal with it

自己忍着吧

Oh hi What's up

有事吗

You need me to shut the door

需要我把门关上

so you can do your knocking thing

好让你像平时那样敲门吗

不用了

I didn't start yet it's fine Okay

-我还没开始所以没关系 -那就好

So what do you need

那你找我干嘛

Well I was thinking

我在想

about you helping me out last night

你昨晚帮我的事

Penny

佩妮

And I just wanted to tell you

我是过来告诉你

Penny

佩妮

that the answer to the question

关于"谁的表现很棒"

"who did a great job " is you

这个问题的答案是你

Penny

佩妮

Really Yes

-真的吗 -真的

You were very natural in front of the camera

你在镜头面前表现得很自然

and I found your suggestions extremely helpful

而且我觉得你建议非常有用

Aw sweetie you just made my day

亲爱的你让我今天真开心

Okay

任务完成

Hey my acting class is putting on a play Friday night

我的表演课在周五晚上有场演出

I could put you and Amy on the guest list

我可以把你和艾米放进宾客名单哦

Oh that sounds terrible

那听起来太无趣了

Why would I want to do that

我怎么可能想去啊

That's right

没错

They're no good without the lighter

没有打火机有烟也白搭

Well so much for your advice on complimenting Penny

你这表扬佩妮的建议可"真好"

Why What happened

为什么怎么了

She tried to rope us into going

她想绑我们去

to her acting class to see a play

她的表演课看个话剧

Don't worry

别担心

Luckily I had the good sense

本人高瞻远瞩

to drown that kitten in the river

早把这想法扼杀于摇篮之中了

Sheldon that's very rude

谢尔顿你太失礼了

She helped you with your show

她为你的节目出了力

The right thing to do is reciprocate

你应该好好报答她

by going to see her play

去看她的话剧

Oh so many crazy rules

规矩也太多了吧

That better be Tootsie Rolls you're throwing at me

你扔过来的最好是巧克力糖

Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮

Penny

佩妮

Oh yeah much better

感觉好多了

What

干嘛

Amy pointed out to me

艾米告诉我

that since you did something nice for me

你帮了我的忙

I'm obligated to do something nice for you

所以我也应该礼尚往来

所以

yes I'll go to your dopey play

好我会去看你的傻帽话剧

Hey I don't want you to go anymore

可我已经不想让你去了

Why not

为什么

You should go 'cause you want to go

你如果愿意的话可以去

not because you have to

但若是被强迫就算了

Oh Dear Lord more rules Where does it stop

老天爷啊更多规矩何时才能是尽头啊

Can I want to go

我能不能想去

because I have to want to go

是因为我必须想去

Okay Do whatever you want

行你想怎样就怎样

Yeah but now wait

不行等等

Do whatever I want

我想怎样就怎样

or whatever I have to want

还是我必须想怎样就怎样

Oh for God's sake just come to the play

我的天你来看话剧就是了

All right

好吧

I don't want to but at least that makes sense

我不想去不过这决定挺有道理的

You know I haven't seen Raj in several days

我好几天没见过拉杰了

Is he no longer a part of our social group

他还是我们的小团体中的一员吗

And if so should we be interviewing for a replacement

如果不是的话我们要开始面试替补人员吗

Perhaps this time we go Latin

或许这次我们该找个拉丁人

He's just decided he's never leaving his apartment again

他决定再也不踏出自己的公寓了

Oh brilliant

真棒

I've been itching to pull that trigger

我一直想这么做来着

He's upset because he can't get anywhere with women

他很伤心因为总交不到女朋友

Would it help if I gave him some pointers

要不要我去给他点建议

I'm just funnin' ya

我逗你们玩呢

你好

I don't know if you remember me

不知道你还记不记得我

but I was here the other night at your party

那天晚上我来参加过你的聚会来着

Oh yeah you left with Raj

对你和拉杰一起走的

Uh yeah

是的

You're the one

就是你吗

Okay let me tell you something

我告诉你

That guy you blew off

你甩掉的那个人

happens to be my best friend

是我最好的朋友

Okay He was devastated

他被伤透了心

Sorry

对不起

Can you just give him this

你能把这个给他吗

Okay

好

But I gotta warn you

但我得警告你

Raj is a proud passionate man

拉杰是个骄傲情感激烈的人

If you go running out on him again

如果你再撇下他偷跑掉

you're only gonna get like

你离成为过去式

three or four more chances before you are history

就剩三到四次机会了

Come on she came back

别这样嘛她回来了

This is good news

这是好消息

You should celebrate

你应该好好庆祝才对

I don't want to celebrate

我不想庆祝

Not even a little

一点也不吗

I mean we could have a pants party

我们可以办个裤子派对啊

Go put some on

快去找条穿上

Why would I want her number

我要她的电话号码做什么

I don't want anything to do with this woman

我不想和这女人再有任何瓜葛

Oh come on Raj No you don't get it

-拜托拉杰 -你不明白

I want nothing to do with any woman

我再也不想和任何女人有瓜葛了

My heart is stone

我心已死

From now on I'm a monk

从现在起我要当个和尚

I renounce all worldly pleasures

我要拒绝尘世一切享受

Except for lobster

除了龙虾

And garlic butter

还有蒜蓉酱

Boy I want to tell you it's her loss

我本来想告诉你这是她的损失

but you are not making it easy

但你还真是让我说不出口啊

You're you're a good friend for trying to help but

你真是个好朋友这么帮我但...

I've made my choice

我意已决

All right

好吧

Well I'll see you around See you

-那回头见 -回见

Oh wait take her number

等等把她的号码拿走

I don't want the temptation

别留下诱惑

Okay

好

I must be strong so I don't stray from my true purpose

我必须坚强起来坚持自己的奋斗目标

the study of the universe

宇宙研究

All right

好吧

Thanks for ruining lobster for me

谢谢你让我再也不想吃龙虾了

Wait

等等

Give me the number

把号码给我

Give me the number

把号码给我

Give me the number

把号码给我

So Amy what's going on with your addiction study

艾米你的上瘾研究怎么样了

Sadly I'm no longer associated with that project

很遗憾我已经被项目团队踢出来了

Why What happened

为什么出什么事了

Typical bureaucratic nonsense

典型的狗屁官僚主义

You can get animals addicted to a harmful substance

你可以让动物对有害物质上瘾

you can dissect their brains

可以解剖它们的大脑

but you throw their own feces back at them

但你向它们扔它们自己的排泄物

and suddenly you're "unprofessional "

就突然之间"不专业"了

I'm sorry

真是抱歉

that I asked

我真多嘴...

All right let's get this stupid play over with

好啦白痴话剧早看早完

Uh hang on

等等

Empty your pockets

掏空你的口袋

Why

为什么

You know why

你知道原因

The Nintendo DS

任天堂游戏机

And the PSP

索尼游戏机

Now the Gameboy

还有一台呢

Aw for Pete's sake

让不让人活了

Can we go now

现在可以走了吗

Well is that all of it

全部交出来了吗

Just set it down

放下就好

Just so you know this is not a stupid play

告诉你这可不是白痴话剧

A Streetcar Named Desire is an American classic

《欲望号街车》是美国经典

It's about streetcars

原来是讲地面电车啊

Oh great I won't need this

太好了那这个也不要了

Just a sec

等下

Oh who says "just a sec"

谁会说"等下"啊

I hate myself

我恨我自己

Hello

你好

Uh would you like to come in

要进来吗

Oh no I can't stay

不用了我马上就走

I just wanted to say

我只是想说

I'm sorry for running out of the coffee shop

抱歉我从咖啡店逃走了

That wasn't cool

那样做太不像话了

So uh

所以

Yeah

是的

I'm sorry

对不起

Wait

等等

Can you at least tell me what went wrong

至少能告诉我哪里出错了吗

It's okay I can take anything

没事的什么原因我都能接受

Unless it's something I did

除非是说我做的事

or said or am

说的话或是我这人怎样

'Cause those are like my buttons

这些原因会让我发火的

No it's not any of that

不是这些原因

It's just

只是

I kind of have a hard time

我在陌生人周围

around people I don't know

会感觉非常不自在

Really

真的吗

Then what were you doing

那你那晚

at the comic book store that night

为什么会去漫画店

I've been trying to force myself into situations

我在尝试强迫自己

that I'm not comfortable with

面对我不喜欢的环境

I saw the flyer in the store window

我在商店橱窗上看到宣传单

and I made myself go in

我强迫自己去的

I don't even like comic books

我压根连个漫画粉都不是

Yeah me neither

我也不喜欢

Then what were you doing there

那你为什么要去

I lied I love them

我说谎了我爱漫画书

I only said that so you'd go out with me

我这样说只是希望你愿意和我约会

Oh you don't want to do that

你还是不要和我约会为妙

I'm kind of broken

我不能算是个正常人

That's great

太好了

I'm broken too

我也不正常

Oh no you're not

你不是的

Oh I totally am

我相当不正常

If it wasn't for this beer

如果不是因为这瓶啤酒

I couldn't even talk to you right now

我现在都没办法和你讲话

I'm a wreck

我完全就是一残疾货

There are many things seriously wrong with me

我有很多非常严重的毛病

And not quirks either

而且不是指怪癖哦

Like diagnosable psychological problems

准确来说是可诊断的心理问题

Maybe brain damage

有可能是脑子坏了

Well how do I know you're not just saying that

我怎么知道你不是随便说说的

Go out with me on one date

和我约会一次

and I promise you you'll see

我向你保证你会看见满是毛病的我

Okay

好的

Text me

发短信给我

Bye

拜

You won't regret it

你不会后悔的

I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met

我是你这辈子所碰到最悲催的男人

And that boys and girls

就这样孩子们

is how it's done

泡妞就是这样的

You love her very much don't you

你非常爱她对吗

Yes

是的

I think you have a great capacity for devotion

我觉得你是个非常有奉献精神的人

You'll be lonely when she passes on won't you

她去世后你会孤单对吗

I understand what that is

我明白这种感觉

To be lonely

孤单的感觉吗

She's pretty good huh

她很不错啊

She is

的确

But when do they get to the part about streetcars

什么时候才能演到有轨电车啊

when I was a very young girl

在我很小的时候

When I was 16 years old I made the discovery

我16岁时发现了

love

爱情

All at once

一下子

and much much too completely

一切来得太突然了

It was like you suddenly turned a blinding light

就好像你突然将明亮的灯光

on something that had always been half a shadow

照到总是一半处于黑暗中的东西一样

That's how it struck the world for me

于是我的生活发生了天翻地覆的变化

But I was unlucky

但我是不幸的

Deluded

被欺骗了

She's remarkable

她的表演太精彩了

She really is

的确

Our Penny's a star

咱们的佩妮是大明星

How can she remember all those lines

她怎么能记住那么多台词

but as a waitress she can't remember

但作为服务员却不记得

"no tomato" on my hamburger

我的汉堡是不要加番茄的