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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Sheldon did you just figure out a method

谢尔顿你这是想出了一个办法

for synthesizing a new stable super heavy element

可以人工合成一种新型稳定超重元素吗

Did I

是吗

Well that can't be right

这不可能呀

No one's ever done that before

从来没有人成功过呢

Except me because I just did it

除了我我想出来了

Sheldon and his brain yeah

谢尔顿谢尔顿脑力无边

Sheldon and his brain yeah

谢尔顿谢尔顿脑震八方

I've made a horrible mistake

我犯了个可怕的错误

What are you talking about

你在说什么

This table it's in square centimeters

这个表格是平方厘米制的

I read it as square meters

我看成了平方米

You know what that means

知道这意味着什么吗

That Americans can't handle the metric system

美国人看不懂公制吗

Amy I was off by a factor of 10 000

艾米我这是失之毫厘差之千里的错误

But the Chinese team found the element

但是中国研究小组发现了元素

Yeah well they shouldn't have

他们不应该发现的

My calculations were wrong

我的计算是错的

the greatest scientific achievement of my life

我这辈子最伟大的科学成就

is based on a blunder

是建立在一个巨大的错误之上

I'm not a genius

我不是天才

I'm a fraud

我是个骗子

You know Sheldon in neuroscience

谢尔顿在神经系统学里

we're forever finding something in one part of the brain

我们总是在大脑某处有所发现

that we thought was someplace else

但地方和原来想的完全不一样

Oh great now I'm worse than a fraud

这下可好我连骗子都不如了

I'm practically a biologist

我沦为生物学家之流了

时至今日

This is Science Friday I'm Ira Flatow

欢迎收听《科学星期五》我是艾拉·菲莱

My guest today is responsible for the discovery

今日的来宾是第一个

of the first stable super heavy element

稳定超重元素的发现者

Welcome Dr Sheldon Cooper

欢迎谢尔顿·库伯博士

Thank you

谢谢

Uh the university made me come here

是学校硬要我来的

I didn't want to

我本人并不想来

Uh big fan of the show

我是这节目的忠实听众哦

So I understand that you actually discovered

我听说你之所以发现这元素

this element by mistake

完全是因为一个错误

Yes

是的

And some people in the science community are calling it

而科学界有些人把这个错误称之为

"The Wonder Blunder " Who

-"蠢货奇迹" -那些人是谁

Give me their names

告诉我他们的名字

I bet it's Wolowitz

肯定是沃罗威茨

It's just such a fascinating story

这故事真是太了不起了

Your calculations are way off

你在计算上偏差了这么多

but they find the element anyway

却还是有人找到了这元素

It's like misreading a treasure map

感觉就像是读错藏宝地图

and still finding the treasure

却还是找到了宝藏一样

Can we talk about something else

我们能聊别的话题吗

Do you know that I yodel

你知道我会唱山歌吗

That's interesting but this could be taking you

那不错啊但这发现有可能

down the path toward a Nobel Prize

让你获得诺贝尔奖

And in chemistry no less

而且是化学奖哦

And wouldn't that be unusual

这种情况很少见吧

Because you're a physicist

因为你是物理学家

Yes yes I'd be a physicist with a Nobel in chemistry

对对对我将是获得诺贝尔化学奖的物理学家

Everyone laugh at the circus freak

大家快来笑我这个奇葩吧

You know I don't need to sit here and take this Flatow

我不需要坐在这忍受你的羞辱菲莱

It is because of bullies like you

就是因为有你这种恶霸

every day more and more Americans

所以每天才会有越来越多的

are making the switch to television

美国人转投看电视

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President Seibert I don't know why you're yelling

塞伯特校长你为什么要凶我

You're the one who made me go on the radio

是你叫我去上广播节目的

I was expecting a professional science interview

我以为那会是一场专业的科学访谈

not an attack by some morning zoo shock jock

而不是被整人节目口无遮拦的主持人攻击

Well if the university needs money so badly

如果学校这么缺钱

perhaps you should start a swear jar

或许你该设立个脏话罚款筒赚钱

That one's worth a dollar

你这一串脏话够罚一块钱啊

I know you don't like it

我知道你不喜欢上节目

but every time you do an interview

但是你每次去接受采访

it raises the profile of the university

都能提大学提高知名度

That translates to funding

高知名度就有高资助费

Yeah well I'm not just some trained monkey

我又不是受训的卖艺猴子

dancing for coins

帮他们乞讨钱

Of course you're not

你当然不是啦

People love trained monkeys

那种猴子多讨人喜欢

How can you not be happy

你有什么好不开心的啊

You're tall thin and famous

你又高又瘦又出名

Oh my God I'm jealous of Sheldon

天啊我好嫉妒谢尔顿

Look you're gonna be doing this stuff for a while

这些访谈估计还持续一段时间

You're just gonna have to find a way to get used to it

你得找到习惯这些事的方法

But none of you know what this is like

但你们没人能懂我的心情

Being celebrated for something you wish you never did

自己悔恨不已的事却被人大肆赞扬

Mmm you clearly haven't been with me at Mardi Gras

想必你没跟我一起去过狂欢节

Want to pause the video game and help me clean up

要暂停一下游戏来帮忙我打扫吗

I am cleaning up

我正在打扫啊

Look at the mess the Joker made of Gotham City

打扫小丑对高谭市造成的破坏

Come on it's your friend who's coming to stay here

拜托要来暂住的可是你的朋友

Raj grew up in India

拉杰是在印度长大的

Trust me he's seen worse

相信我比这更脏的他都见过

Howie

华仔

I promise I'll help out the rest of the week

我保证这周接下来的日子我会帮忙

The rest of the week

这周接下来的日子

You said it was just gonna be a night or two

你不是说就一两天吗

Yeah but if I told you a week

但如果我直接跟你说住一周

would you have said yes No

-你会同意吗 -当然不会

Then you left me no choice

所以我只好出此下策啦

I love Raj but that's a long time for a house guest

我喜欢拉杰但他这暂住也太久了吧

I know but they're tenting his building

但他的公寓整个楼都在除虫没法住

He can't find a hotel he likes that allows dogs

他也找不到能让带宠物的酒店

He's bringing Cinnamon

他还带小桂子来啊

For a whole week

待一整周呢

The nerve of some people

有些人真是大惊小怪

Here comes the Embarrassment Express

迎面而来的是羞愧号快车

With stops at Fraudville

将会经过骗子镇站

WonderBlunderberg

蠢货奇迹山站

and Kansas City

以及堪萨斯城

Because it's a hub

只因这是运输交汇处

Sheldon can I come in

谢尔顿我能进来吧

Do you have cookies No

-你有带饼干吗 -没有

Good I don't deserve cookies Come in

很好我不配吃饼干进来吧

Wil Hey Sheldon

-威尔... -谢尔顿

It's been a while

好久不见

Why are you here

你怎么来了

Amy said you were having a rough time

艾米说你最近不开心

and I thought maybe we could talk

我就想来开导开导你

Is that okay

可以吗

Certainly

当然可以

Although

虽然...

right now I'm having a rough time

现在我就不开心

because there's three people in my room

因为我房间现在有三个人

and it's starting to feel like a discotheque

感觉跟迪斯科舞厅一样拥挤

Sheldon you said you were unhappy getting attention

谢尔顿你说你不开心是因为

for something you wished you never did

人们都在关注让你悔恨不已的事

Yeah I know a little something about that

关于这事我也有点经验

Oh nonsense Wil

少来了威尔

Your endless tweets are not that bad

你的刷屏微博也没那么糟啦

I remember why it's been a while

我想起这么久不见他的原因了

Sheldon I was actually talking

谢尔顿我要说的是

about when I was a kid on Star Trek

我小时候在星际迷航里演出的事

How could you not like getting attention

你怎么会不喜欢因为出演该电影

for playing Wesley Crusher

而获得大家的关注呢

You were wonderful

你的角色很讨喜啊

A know it all boy genius with an eidetic memory

一个全知全能记忆超强的男孩

Who couldn't relate to that

谁对那个角色会没有代入感啊

Well not everybody felt that way

不是每个人都这么想的

A lot of people really hated the character

很多人很讨厌那个角色

and some of them hated me because of it

因此有些人也为此而讨厌我

I would do interviews

我也曾接受过访谈

and people would be mean to me

很多人都会嘲讽我

That just happened to me

我也碰到这种事了

Next time you're stuck for a tweet

下次你想不出刷什么屏了

feel free to say what a jerk Ira Flatow is

欢迎你写一条艾拉·菲莱是混蛋的微博

Sheldon the point is Wil learned to embrace that part of his life

谢尔顿重点的是威尔能学会接受现实

and moved on to bigger and better things

然后更重要的东西迈进

Yeah I'm an author now

是啊我现在是个作家

I do public speaking

经常公开演讲

and I have my own web series about board games

我自己还出了一部关于桌游的网络剧

We're trying to cheer him up so

我们是要哄他开心所以...

I'm just saying that there was a time when I thought

我只是想告诉你曾有一段时间

I would never get out of Wesley Crusher's shadow

我以为自己走不出那角色的阴影

But now

但现在

it's just one small part of a pretty great life

那只是我完美人生中的一小章节

and it's a part that I'm happy is there

我也很开心有过那些经历

I do see what you're saying

我明白你的意思

That helps

挺受用的

Good

那就好

Would you two like to stay and play trains with me

你们俩个要留下来一起玩火车吗

Sure Okay

-好 -可以啊

Oh great

太好了

Now

现在呢

I work the controls

我来操作控制器

I say "All aboard"

我来喊"请上车"

you sit quietly and watch

你们俩安静坐着看就行了

Can I blow the whistle

我能吹哨子吗

You should probably go

你还是走吧

You're gonna brush your teeth on my couch

你要在我家沙发上刷牙吗

No I'm gonna brush Cinnamon's teeth

我是要刷小桂子的牙

Why bother

何苦呢

She spends half the time licking her butt

她有一半的时间都是在舔屁眼

And the other half licking my face

另一半的时间是在舔我脸

That's why I'm brushing her teeth

所以我才要帮她刷牙

Hey guys Sorry I'm so late

抱歉我回来晚了

Did you already have dinner

你们吃完饭了吗

No we were waiting for you

没我们在等你

Aw that's so sweet

你们真好

Yeah So what do you feel like making

所以你今晚打算煮什么呢

Howard the poor thing just got home from work

霍华德这可怜的姑娘刚忙完回家

Let me get you a glass of wine

我先给你倒杯酒

I'll cook dinner

然后我来做晚餐

Oh Raj you're our guest Don't be silly

-拉杰你可是客人 -没关系啦

Sit You look like you've had a long day

快坐下你看上去很累

No she always looks like that

没事啦她经常这样

Because she married an idiot

因为她嫁了个傻逼

Thank you Raj

谢谢拉杰

Please this is my way of thanking you

客气啥就当是我感谢你们

for letting me stay here

让我住在这里吧

Now tell us all about your day

跟我们说说你今天过得怎么样

Okay um well first I was late to a meeting

好的首先我开会迟到了

'cause I was stuck in traffic

因为在路上堵车了

Well I keep telling you to put that traffic app on your phone

我就叫你在手机装一个交通实时监控软件嘛

Hey when you got home today complaining that you felt sick

你今天回家抱怨因为吃太多糖豆

from eating too many jelly beans

而肚子不舒服时

did I tell you how to fix it

我有教你怎么解决问题吗

没有

I said "Aw that must hurt "

相反我说"小可怜一定很疼吧"

and I rubbed your belly

然后帮你揉肚肚

I thought of you the whole time

我全程都在想着你

All I'm saying is there's a time to just listen

我的意思是有时你只需去倾听

Thank you

多谢

There's also a time to stop eating too many jelly beans

有时你也得适可而止别吃那么多糖豆

And it's when you're ten

"有时"是指十岁以后

Hello President Siebert

塞伯特校长

Thank you for taking my call

谢谢您接听我的电话

I just wanted you to know that you can now expect

我只是想让您知道您现在可以指望我

enthusiastic participation from me regarding my discovery

热心参与有关我的发现的一切活动了

Oh no no no no

不不不

No need to thank me

无需感谢我

Thank my friend Wil Wheaton

要谢就谢我的朋友威尔·惠顿

For your information I have nine friends hmm

向您报告一下我有九个朋友

Ten if we include you

算上您的话就十个

Nine it is

那就九个吧

Ah it's ten I'll count Wolowitz

还是十个吧算上沃罗威茨好了

Hello friend Leonard

你好朋友莱纳德

Hey you're in a good mood

你心情不错嘛

I'm in a great mood

我心情超棒的

Well you're about to be in an even better one

那你的心情即将变得更棒

I didn't want to say anything until I knew for sure

我是现在确定了才敢告诉你

but

但

I've been re running the tests on your element in my lab

我在我实验室重新测试了你的元素

and I disproved it

我证明了它不存在

Your element does not exist

你的元素根本不存在

Yeah but what about the Chinese research team

是吗但中国的研究小组呢

They found it

他们的确发现了啊

Yeah it turns out someone added

结果证明是有人在

simulated signals to the data files

数据文件里加入了模拟信号

They faked the results

他们伪造了结果

Really Yes

-真的吗 -真的

Do you know what that means

你知道这意味着什么吗

That means all of this attention that you hate goes away

你讨厌的所有关注通通都会消失

So no more interviews

所以不会再有访问吗

No it's all over

对全都结束了

I can't believe it

真是难以置信

Well you're welcome

不用客气

You robbed me of my greatest achievement

你夺走了我这辈子最大的成就

What

什么

I'm back down to nine friends

我现在只有九个朋友了

Make it eight I'm sick of Wolowitz too

算了八个吧我也不喜欢沃罗威茨

I I don't understand

我不明白了

All you've done since you discovered

自从你发现这个该死的元素后

this stupid element was complain

你就一直在抱怨个不停

I was trying to make you happy

我只是想让你开心

By taking away my only claim to fame

所以要夺走我唯一成名的机会吗

Well if you wanted to make me happy

如果你想让我开心

you could have told me a joke

你可以跟我讲个笑话

Or shown me a cute video

或是给我看一段有爱的视频

of a koala and an otter

比如考拉和水獭

becoming unlikely friends

破天荒地成为朋友

Oh there is no winning with you

你总是最有理那个

And koalas and otters don't even live near each other

而且考拉和水獭居住地差了十万八千里

That's what makes their friendship unlikely

所以它们成为朋友才是破天荒之举

What's with all the yelling

你们俩在吵什么啊

Leonard disproved my element

莱纳德推翻了我的发现

Now all the attention is going to go away

现在所有的关注都要消失了

Oh that's great You must be thrilled

这很好啊你一定很激动吧

That's it I'm down to seven friends

很好我现在只剩七个朋友了

He's counting hobbits and superheroes right

他是连霍比特人和超级英雄都算上了吧

When I thought the element was real I didn't want it

一开始我以为元素是真实存在的我不想要它

But now that Leonard made it not exist

但现在莱纳德证实它并不存在

I want it more than anything in the world

它反而成了我全世界最想要的东西了

The the element never existed

那元素从来就不存在

I didn't take it away science took it away

不是我夺走它而是科学夺走了它

Be mad at science

要气就气科学吧

Don't you dare use science against me

你胆敢用科学来反驳我

Science is my best friend

科学可是我最好的朋友

Oh good I'm back up to eight

太好了我又有八个朋友了

Will you tell him he's out of his mind

你能告诉他他疯了吗

Actually I get what he's saying

老实说我理解他的意思

Oh yes Nine

太棒了变九个了

Welcome back buddy

欢迎回来朋友

It's like if you're dating someone you're not that into

就像跟一个你不是很喜欢的人约会

and then they break up with you

等那人跟你分手了

and then you want them more than ever

你就变得很想要那人了

I have no idea what she's talking about

我完全不知道她在说什么

but we're ganged up on you so I agree

但我们现在联手对付你所以我赞成她的话

Okay Sheldon what do you want me to do

谢尔顿那你要我怎么样

hide the information

隐瞒我的发现吗

If I don't publish it

如果我不公布

it's just a matter of time before someone else does

迟早其他人也会这么做的

No no of course you have to publish

不你当然得公布

That's your responsibility as a scientist

那是你作为一个科学家应尽的责任

Doing otherwise would be unethical

否则会违背职业道德

You have no choice

你别无选择

Fine I'll publish

好吧我会公布

Can you believe this guy

你看这没良心的混球

Aw Raj did the dishes

拉杰把碗都洗了

How do you know I didn't do them

你怎么知道不是我洗的

Because once when all the knives were dirty

因为有一次所有刀子都没洗

you cut a bagel with your keys

你宁愿用钥匙切面包圈也懒得洗

Good morning everybody

早上好两位

I picked up coffee while I was out

我出去的时候顺便买了咖啡

Bernadette here's your soy peppermint mocha

伯纳黛特这是你的大豆薄荷摩卡

Aw you didn't have to do that

你真是太客气了

Oh my pleasure

乐意之至

and don't worry about your presentation today

对了不要担心今天的演讲

You're gonna be great

你一定会表现出色

Yeah you're gonna knock it out of the park

对啊你一定能震惊四座

What presentation do I have today

我今天要做什么演讲来着

Just go

快走吧

He loves you

他很爱你的

What are you doing

你这是干什么

Are you trying to make me look bad

你是故意让我难堪吗

I'm just being a good house guest

我只是想当个好客人

No you're being a better husband than I am

不你是想当一个比我还好的丈夫

Doing the dishes getting coffee

洗碗买咖啡

knowing about her life

对她的生活了如指掌

who does that

谁会那样做啊

Oh come on I brought you one too

别这样嘛我也给你买了一杯

I don't want coffee

我不想喝咖啡

That's why I got you hot chocolate

所以我给你买了热巧克力

Give me that

快给我

Just stop showing me up

不许什么都做得比我好

Howard listen to me

霍华德听我说

You're a great husband

你是一个很棒的丈夫

Yes your listening skills could use some work

没错你倾听的技巧还需要多练练

But it's amazing how far you've come

但作为一个独生子

given that you're an only child

还有一个过度保护的老妈

raised by an over protective mom

你算做得很不错啦

Um is this getting weird

这情形好像有点奇怪啊

Hang on

别动

So yes

的确是很怪

I just wanted to let you know that I I posted my findings

我想告诉你一声我发表了我的发现

I saw

我看见了

And I just posted a retraction of my paper

我刚发公告要求撤回我的论文

Now the whole scientific community knows I was wrong

现在整个科学界都知道我是错的

These things happen all the time Sheldon

这样的事情经常发生谢尔顿

Not to me

不是发生在我身上

The only other retraction I ever had to issue

我之前唯一一次公告的撤回说明

was when I was seven and I conceded that my brother

还是在我7岁的时候我承认我哥哥

was the greatest ninja in East Texas

是东德州最优秀的忍者

But that was just a ploy

但那只是把我的脸

to get my face out of his armpit

从他的臭腋窝里拯救出来的权宜之计

There he is

他在这里啊

It's my favorite superhero

我最爱的超级英雄

the Retractor

撤回侠

Come on don't give him a hard time

拜托别落井下石了

I'm sorry Cooper

对不起库珀

I retract it

我撤回刚才说的话

By the way Hofstadter

顺便说下霍夫斯塔德

nice job disproving the Chinese team

做得真棒推翻了中国研究组的结果

It's not a big deal

不算什么

It's a huge deal

这可是大事

Cooper maybe physics just isn't your thing

库珀也许你不太适合研究物理

Have you ever considered a career in retail

有没有考虑转去做零售

That way you could take things back for a living

这样你就能靠撤回东西过生活了

Okay Barry that's enough

好了巴里太过了

Oh no that's okay

不没事

I can fight my own battles

我可以打赢自己的战斗

Isn't that right "Bawwy "

对吗 "八尼"

你这是

Is that a reference to my speech impediment

在嘲笑我的语言障碍吗

That's pretty hurtful

太伤人了

我

I can't control it

我自己没法控制

You're right

你说得对

That was uncalled for

这招太卑鄙了

I take it back

我收回

Of course you do

你当然要收回了

Because you're the Retractor

因为你是鼎鼎大名的撤回侠

Raj this dinner was amazing

拉杰晚餐的味道太好了

If you're here much longer

如果你多住一段时间

I'm gonna have to buy bigger clothes

我得买大一号的衣服了

Nonsense

瞎说

You need a little fattening up

你需要长点肉

You've been looking too skinny lately

你最近太瘦了

Howie how come you never say anything sweet like that

华仔你怎么从来不会说这些哄人开心的话

What are you talking about

说什么呢

Remember last week when I asked you

记得上周我问你

if you were wearing Spanx and you weren't

你是否穿了塑身衣你却没穿吗

How's that different

这明明就是夸你苗条嘛

Maybe you could try being more thoughtful

也许你可以学学你的朋友拉杰

like your friend Raj

更体贴一些

Yeah well maybe you could try being more like Raj

也许你可以学学拉杰

Oh really Yeah yeah

-是吗 -当然

He packed me a lunch this morning

他今天早上为我打包了午餐

And there was a note inside that said "Go get 'em"

袋子里有张字条写着 "勇敢上吧"

Like I don't do enough around here

我为这个家做得还不够多吗

Now I need to pack your lunch

现在还要为你打包午餐吗

And by the way why do you need a note telling you

而且你为什么需要字条来告诉你

to "Go get 'em" You're a grown man

"勇敢上吧" 你是个大老爷们

You should know to "Go get 'em"

你应该知道要"勇敢上吧"

I do know to "Go get 'em"

我的确知道"勇敢上吧"

but sometimes it's nice to have emotional support

只是有时候我"勇敢"去"上"的同时

when I'm going and getting them

有精神支持感觉会更好

Hey hey do you hear yourselves

别这样瞧你们在说些什么话

Let's just you know all calm down and take a step back

咱们冷静下都各退一步

This is stupid Why are we fighting

太傻了我们为什么要吵架

I don't know

我不知道

I guess I was just feeling like I'm a lousy husband

我想是因为我觉得自己是个差劲的老公

You're not a lousy husband

你不是差劲的老公

You're a great husband

你是个非常棒的老公

I was the one feeling like a lousy wife

我才觉得自己是个差劲的老婆

Are you kidding You're the best

开什么玩笑你最棒了

I know what the problem is

我知道问题在哪里

It's him

都怪他

Oh what did I do

我做了什么

You made us feel like we're not trying hard enough

你让我们觉得我们经营婚姻不够用心

Yeah we were totally fine half assing our marriage

我们之前很满意我们打混摸鱼的婚姻

till you showed up

直到你这个祸害出现

Look I'm sorry you're upset with me

我很抱歉让你们生气了

but I just have to say it's nice to see

但我得说看到你们统一战线

the two of you on the same page

真是太好了

Oh it does feel good to have you

你能支持我一次

backing me up for once

的确感觉不错

－ I back you up all the time That is not

-我总是支持你好吧 -那不是...

He's doing it again What is wrong with you

-他又在挖坑 -你这人太坏了

I can't believe they kicked you out

真不敢相信他们把你赶出来了

I can't believe they're still married

真不敢相信他们还没离婚

Oh no I forgot Cinnamon's toothbrush at Howard's

不好我把小桂子的牙刷忘在霍华德家了

I guess you're sharing with Daddy again

看来你又要和爸比共用一把牙刷啦

Bark once if you need me to call PETA

要我打电话给反虐待动物协会就吠一声

What's that animal doing in our apartment

那只动物在咱们家干嘛

Oh relax she's in her crate She can't get out

放轻松她在笼子里出不来的

I have two words for you

送你几个字送给你

Jurassic Park

侏罗纪公园[恐龙逃出]

This day just keeps getting worse and worse

今天真是越来越糟糕

You know if it makes you feel any better

如果这话能让你感觉好点...

It probably won't

可能不会

You're probably right

你可能是对的

Sheldon it's a beautiful night

谢尔顿今晚夜色不错

Why don't you and I go for a nice walk together

我们出去散步好吗

Oh everything is just sex with you isn't it

你这人怎么整天淫虫上脑啊

Sheldon I think you might find the support

谢尔顿你得意识到

you're looking for if you realize that

想在恋爱中得到多少扶持

relationships are a give and take

全取决于自己有多少付出

She can only be there for you

你有多支持她

as much as you are for her

她也会有多支持你

Thank you Rajesh

谢谢你拉杰什

And Amy you need to be patient with Sheldon

艾米你对待谢尔顿也要有耐心

instead of pressuring him

而不是对他施压

to accept intimacy on your terms

让他接受你的这一套亲密观

You should probably go

你还是走人吧

I'm Ira Flatow and this is Science Friday

我是艾拉·菲莱这里是《科学星期五》节目

I'd like to welcome back Dr Sheldon Cooper

欢迎谢尔顿·库珀博士再次前来

who thought he had discovered a new super heavy element

他以为自己发现了一种新的超重元素

only to have it disproved by my next guest

不料却被另一位嘉宾莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

Dr Leonard Hofstadter

证明是错的

Welcome to Science Friday gentlemen

先生们欢迎来到《科学星期五》做客

Thanks Thank you

-谢谢 -谢谢你

Ira if I may I'd like to apologize

艾拉容我说一句我想为

for my behavior last week

我上周的行为道歉

It's all right

没关系

Now isn't there something you'd like to say to me

你有没有什么话想对我说

没有

Now Dr Hofstadter

霍夫斯塔德博士

Can you walk us through the process

你能讲述一遍你推翻

you used to disprove his theory

他理论的实验过程吗

Well I believe I can answer that

-好的 -我可以回答这个问题

He asked me

他问的是我

Fine

好的

As I was saying

我刚才在说

You're telling it wrong Ira

你讲得不好艾拉

to really understand the story here

要想好好理解这件事

you have to start at the very beginning

就得从最开始讲起

A small town in East Texas where a young genius named

在东德州的一个小镇一位年幼的天才叫做

Sheldon That's right Sheldon Cooper

-谢尔顿 -没错谢尔顿·库珀

He was bitten by his neighbor's dog

他被邻居家的狗咬了

leading to his first scientific breakthrough

这让他有了第一次科学方面的大突破

the doggie death ray

狗狗死亡射线

Which sadly he couldn't build

可悲的是他不能使之成为现实

because Santa wouldn't bring him enriched uranium

因为圣诞老人没有送他浓缩铀

I mean I'd really like to hear it from Dr Hofstadter

你没意见的话我真的很想听

if it's okay with you

霍夫斯塔德博士说说

What a surprise

好意外啊

Did did you invite me back just so you could ignore me

你邀请我回来就是为了无视我吗

Actually I didn't invite you

事实上我根本没有邀请你

You came in you took a seat

你走进来自己坐下

and I'm not comfortable with confrontation

我不太喜欢这种唇枪舌剑

Sheldon this interview is supposed to be about me

谢尔顿这次采访的重点是我

Well that seems like a snooze

听起来多无趣啊

Even for public radio

在无聊的电台上都显得无聊

You know if we did a shot every time

如果他们每说一句丢人的话

they said something embarrassing

我们就干一杯

this would be one hell of a drinking game

那这游戏绝对能把人喝到酒精中毒

A little early for alcohol isn't it

现在喝酒太早了吧

You know I don't just say smart things about science

我可不仅只会发表科学方面的高明见解

I also yodel

我还会唱山歌

I'll get the vodka

我去拿伏特加