生活大爆炸-S10E02_生活大爆炸

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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Hello

您好

I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz

我来找霍华德·沃罗威茨

May I ask what this is about

我能问一下你找他有什么事吗

No you may not

不能问

Very well

是的官爷

Hi Colonel Williams how can I help you

威廉姆斯上校有什么需要我效劳的吗

Okay sure I can meet with you on Thursday

当然周四见面没问题

Caltech is fine

约加州理工学院也没问题

Yeah and may I ask what this is about

好我能问问是什么事吗

I may not

不能啊

That's what he said to me

他也是这么对我说的

时至今日

Look at this

瞧瞧

Elon Musk has a theory that we're all just characters

埃隆·马斯克有个理论我们每个人

in some advanced civilization's video game

都只是某高等文明的电玩游戏中的角色

So some alien kid spent his money

所以有某个外星小孩花钱

on the asthma and glasses upgrade for me

来帮我升了气喘加近视眼的特性吗

Well he doesn't say it's a good game

他没说是个好游戏啊

All right we got a problem What's up

-咱们有麻烦了 -怎么了

The Air Force contacted me about our quantum gyroscope

空军对我们的量子陀螺仪有兴趣

They want to have a meeting Really

-他们想见面谈谈 -真的吗

Yeah This military guy showed up at Howard's door

对啊有个军队的人来到霍华德家找他

He was terrifying

他可吓人了

Oh what did he say

他说什么了

He gave me his business card

他给了我他的名片

and asked me to please pass it along to Howard

然后请我把名片转交给霍华德

That doesn't sound terrifying

这听起来不吓人啊

To a white guy born here no

土生土长的美国白人当然不觉得

If you are a brown guy whose name has a lot of syllables in it

但如果你是棕色皮肤名字带很多音节的话

terrifying

胆都吓破了好吗

You realize if the military declares our research classified

你知道如果军方宣称我们的研究属于机密

they can take the whole thing away from us

他们可以直接把整个研究拿走吧

And if that happens

如果真发生这种事

we'll never be able to sell it commercially

我们就永远不能卖做商用了

There goes our big payday

就跟这一大笔钱说再见了

I was counting on that money

我还指望拿到这笔钱呢

I need to make as much as my wife

我的收入得跟我老婆持平

so I don't have to try so hard in bed

这样我在床上才不用这么拼死拼活

You do that too

你也要这样吗

Oh yeah How do you think I stay this thin

当然不然你觉得我怎么保持这么瘦的

Gentlemen I think we are losing sight of the real issue

先生们我们都忽视了真正的问题

We are on the precipice of becoming faceless cogs

我们离成为军工业集合体中

in the military industrial complex

无名无姓的小齿轮只有一步之遥了

Isn't that exciting

这难道不让人激动吗

You're kidding right

你是在开玩笑吧

Not at all In Star Wars when the stormtroopers

才不是呢像《星球大战》中那些风暴兵

would march in perfect formation

以完美的队形行军

harassing civilians didn't you ever think

前往骚扰民众时你难道没有想过

"Hey that could be me"

"我也能成为这伟大军团的一员"吗

Sheldon we could be contributing

谢尔顿我们可能成为

to a weapons system that oppresses mankind

未来几千年迫害人类的武器系统的

for the next thousand years

幕后元凶呢

Okay Howard's on board What do you think Leonard

好的霍华德同意加入你呢莱纳德

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第二集

I'm worried about Howard

我好担心霍华德啊

Ever since that guy from the Air Force showed up

打从军队的人来家里找他后

he's been a nervous wreck

他就被吓到尿不停

All right we work at a giant pharmaceutical company

我们在一个大型制药公司上班

Get him some anti anxiety meds

给他搞几片抗忧郁药吃吃啊

He won't take any pills that aren't chewable

他不愿意吃除了摩登原始人咀嚼维生素片

and shaped like a Flintstone

以外的任何药物

You know when Leonard's feeling anxious

每当莱纳德感到焦虑的时候

I make him take a long walk

我就让他散步久一点

Does that help

这招有效吗

Well for a while Then he comes back

有效时间就一会儿然后这烦人精就回来了

I don't believe this What's wrong

-真是不敢相信 -怎么了

This guy from the office just congratulated me on being pregnant

有个男同事发消息来恭喜我怀孕了

You did already know right

你本来知道自己怀了孕的对吧

No one at the office did

但是同事都不知道啊

Did you tell anyone No

-你有告诉任何人吗 -没有

You told me not to

你不让我跟别人说

I bet it was Barbara Chen in retrovirus

肯定是搞逆转录病毒的芭芭拉·陈传出去的

She might have heard me throwing up one morning

她貌似某天早上有听到我在孕吐

Every since she got the hearing aid she thinks she's so great

自从她装助听器后她就觉得自己可牛逼了

Why don't you want anyone to know

你为什么不想别人知道呢

'Cause I'm up for a major immunotherapy study

因为我有机会做一个免疫疗法研究的大项目

and if they find out I'm pregnant

如果他们发现我怀孕了

they might give it to someone else

可能就会把机会给别人了

Would they really do that

他们真的会这样吗

I know they would they did it to Barbara Chen last year

肯定会啊去年芭芭拉就是这么被换掉

when I told everyone she was pregnant

因为我爆料说她怀孕了

Wait till I Snapchat that my friends might be working

我要发条朋友圈说我的好朋友们

on a top secret government project

为政府的机密项目做事

Are you crazy

你是不是疯了

You can't put that on Snapchat

你怎么能把这事写到朋友圈

Fine I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman

好吧那我写到过时几百万年的脸书上吧

You know maybe before our meeting we should talk to a lawyer

或许应该在会面前找个律师谈谈

That's not a bad idea

这主意不差

Well you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer

你家族里肯定有人是律师吧

Why Because I'm Jewish

为啥就因为我是犹太人吗

That's like me saying "Hey you're Indian

这就跟我说 "你是印度人

Doesn't your cousin work in a call center "

你肯定有亲戚在电话客服中心工作吧"

My cousin does work in a call center

我还真有亲戚在电话客服中心工作

And my cousin's a lawyer

我也真有亲戚是律师

We don't need Howard's cousin no

我们不需要霍华德的亲戚帮忙

We have me

咱们有我啊

You're not a lawyer Sheldon you're just a know it all

谢尔顿你不是律师你只是爱耍聪明

I am not a know it all

我才不是耍聪明

I'm a person who knows lots of things

我只是个上知天文下知地理

and likes to correct other people when they're wrong

还喜欢在别人犯错时热心纠正他们的人

That's the definition of being a know it all

这就是所谓爱耍聪明的人啊

Or in German a Besserwisser

或是德文里的"砖家"

How did you think you were gonna hide your pregnancy

你怎么能觉得你能瞒住你怀孕的事实

I had a plan I kept leaving Dove Bar wrappers around

我有整套计划我一直有四处留下巧克力棒包装

to explain any weight gain

来解释我为什么发福了

Where did you get empty Dove Bar wrappers

那你是上哪去弄的空巧克力棒包装纸

From all the Dove Bars I ate I'm pregnant

当然是我吃完故意留的包装啊老娘怀孕了

Try to keep up

用点脑想想好吗

I'm sorry I I have to go find out if my boss knows

抱歉我得去看看我老板发现没

Well whatever happens we're here for you

无论如何我们都会支持你

Thanks You guys are the best

谢谢你们最好了

Yeah drive safe We love you And give us a call

开车小心我们爱你到了打电话...

Oh my God it was me it was me

要死了是我是我传的

I'm the one who blabbed she was pregnant

是我大嘴巴告诉别人她怀孕的

What I didn't mean to

-什么 -我不是故意的

It just slipped out in front of her assistant one day

就有天不小心跟她的助手说溜嘴了

I I forgot my coat

忘了拿外套

Oh Here's your coat honey

来亲爱的外套拿去

That's such a cute jacket

这外套太萌了

God I feel so bad I just lied to her

天啊我好内疚我又骗了她

Oh but you did it so well

但你演技入木三分

That's amazing

真是太厉害了

It's like watching a sculptor

感觉像在看一个雕塑大师

but your clay was lies

但你用的材料是谎言

Is that really what's important right now

现在的重点难道该是挖苦我吗

I mean seriously you have got to let me scan your brain

我是说认真的你得让我扫描你大脑

when you're being dishonest so I can see what lights up

看看你撒谎时哪些区域会亮起

That's super helpful Amy

你这席话我受益良多

Thanks a lot I can't wait to do that

谢谢你全家啊真想立刻让你扫描

I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here

我从这里就能看到一团臭三八细胞亮起

Give me a second to call my cousin

等我一会我打给我律师亲戚

I don't see how a tax lawyer from Fort Lauderdale

我想不出远在佛州劳德代尔堡的税务律师

could be helpful regarding intellectual property

怎么能对知识财产权方面提出有用建议

First of all he's in Boca Raton

首先他是在佛州的博卡拉顿

which is better than Fort Lauderdale

那里比劳德代尔堡上档次多了

But more importantly

更重要的是

he lasted two days on Jeopardy

他上益智游戏节目撑了两天没被淘汰

so he's clearly a smart guy

很明显他就是个聪明人

Hello

你好

Hey Marty Thanks for talking to us

马蒂谢谢你愿意跟我们聊啊

Hey no problem

小事一桩

Thanks for going to outer space so no matter what I do

真是"感谢"你上了太空这下无论我干啥

my mom will be disappointed in me

我妈都会对我感到失望

Well I married a little Catholic girl so we're even

但我没娶信犹太教的老婆也算扯平了

Anyway this is Leonard and Sheldon

这位是莱纳德这位是谢尔顿

The three of us came up with the guidance system

我们三个一起想出了这个导向系统

Hi Hello

-你好 -你好

And this is my friend Raj

而这位是我的朋友拉杰

Oh I'm not on the patent I'm just here

专利跟我无关我在这里

because there's a bumblebee in my office

是因为我办公室里有只大黄蜂

I saw it It's big

我有看到真的很大只

Anyway like I said in the e mail

总之呢如同我电邮里所说

this meeting's on Thursday

见面定在这周四

Do you have any advice for us

你有什么建议可以给我们吗

Well I don't know much about patent law

我对专利法了解不多

But uh my advice is

但我的建议是

hear them out offer as little information as possible

听听他们怎么说有关信息尽量少说

and whatever you do don't sign anything

无论如何绝对别签任何东西

"Don't sign anything" That's your advice

"别签任何东西" 这就是你的建议吗

Okay so uh if during this meeting

好吧所以如果在会面中

one of us were to say complete an oil painting

我们其中一个人画了一幅油画之类的

you'd recommend that we leave that unsigned

你是在建议我们不要在上面签上名吗

That's not what I meant

我不是这个意思

That's what you said

你话就是这么说的

That's not what I meant

但我不是这个意思

This must be how you practice law in Boca Raton

你就在博卡拉顿这么当律师的吗

by saying things you don't mean

说着词不达意

and meaning things you don't say

言不由衷的话

Howard why is he yelling at me

霍华德他为啥要对我嚷嚷

All right you were on Jeopardy

好吧你上过益智节目

Allow me to Alex Trebek

让我学学主持人

this and put it in the form of a question

并把这件事用节目上的问题形式表达

Who has been a complete waste of our time

在座是哪个垃圾在浪费我们的时间呢

Marty let me call you back

马蒂晚点打给你

Someday when I'm up on murder charges

某天我因为谋杀"某人"被控诉时

you'll be hearing from me

我会打给你

You don't need him I'll represent you

不用找他我来当你律师

Hi Hey What brings you by

-我来啦 -你怎么来了

Oh had to go to a sales seminar on our new sleeping pill

去参加我们新款安眠药的销售研讨会了

Oh How was it Great

-研讨会如何 -很棒啊

Fell asleep In like two minutes Yeah

-睡着了吗 -开场两分钟就睡着了吧

So how is everything going around here

一切情况还好吗

Are you still upset about people finding out you're pregnant

还在为大家发现你怀孕这事不开心吗

I'm furious

我真要气炸了

Sure sure

当然肯定的

Uh did you ever figure out who told

你查清楚是谁说出去的吗

No I confronted Barbara Chen but she claimed

没我去找芭芭拉·陈对质了但她说

she didn't know what I was talking about

她完全不知道我在说什么

Well I guess it's just gonna remain a mystery

看来这事只能是未知的谜团了

you know like whatever happened in that seminar

就像研讨会把灯调暗后发生的事

after they dimmed the lights

对我也是未知的谜团

It had to be Barbara

绝对是芭芭拉

I've been trying to figure out a way to get back at her

我刚就一直在想办法报复她

Do you think using her work computer to Google

你觉得用她工作用的电脑上网搜

"How to be a prostitute" is over the line

"怎么下海当鸡"会太过分吗

Uh you know when I was in high school

其实呢在我高中的时候

there was this girl who was talking about me behind my back

有个姑娘在我背后说我坏话

so me and all my friends

所以我跟我朋友们

we cornered her in the bathroom and forgave her

把她围在厕所的角落然后原谅了她

What kind of revenge is that

这算哪门子的报仇啊

This woman screwed with my job She's got to pay

这臭娘们破坏我工作我得整死她

Okay all right honey you know what

好吧亲爱的其实呢

There was something I was too scared to tell you yesterday

我有一件昨天没胆跟你说的事

a and now I'm just balls out terrified to tell you but

而现在我还是怕得要死不敢告诉你其实...

the truth is it

真相是...

wasn't Barbara Chen it was me

大嘴巴的不是芭芭拉是我

I'm the reason everyone knows

是我让大家都知道的

Why did you do that

你为什么要这么做

Well it was an accident I am so sorry I lied

不小心说漏嘴嘛很抱歉我撒谎了

Get out

出去

Oh you know I also lied about the girl in the bathroom

对了厕所女同学的事我也撒谎了

Yeah we actually dumped her retainer in the toilet

是的我们其实把她的牙套保持器扔进了马桶

and put it back in her mouth

然后又塞回她的嘴里

I don't understand why I can't talk at this meeting

我不懂为什么会面时我不能说话

'Cause when you talk it enrages people

因为你一开口就会激怒别人

Okay

好吧

Quick question

快问快答

Am I allowed to exchange pleasantries

我能跟这位上校

upon meeting this colonel

在会上寒暄一下吗

Yes

准了

Am I allowed to inform him

那我能告诉他

that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military

桑德斯上校并不是真正军队出身的吗

肯德基创始人上校称号是肯塔基州给他的荣誉称号

I'm getting enraged

你正在激怒我

Fine

好吧

Can I use text to speech software

我能用文字转语音软件吗

No Don't speak

-不行 -就不要说话

Aw nuts

啊哇靠

Gentlemen

男士们

I'm Colonel Williams

我是威廉姆斯上校

Thank you for meeting with me

感谢抽空与我见面

Hi Hello

-你好 -你好

So which one of you is the brains behind all this

你们中的哪一位是这个项目的主要设计者

It's a group effort

这是大家共同努力的结果

but I guess if we had to pick a main brain it would be me

但如果非得选一个主力那应该是我吧

And because of the quantum vortices

因为量子涡旋

this can run perpetually

这玩意就具有永动性吗

Exactly

完全正确

Yeah you have a good grasp of the physics

看来你很懂物理嘛

Well I'm a scientist by training Really

-我是被培训出来的科学家 -是吗

You're a physicist

你是物理学家吗

Better I'm an engineer

比那强我是工程师

Where did you go to school

你是哪里毕业的

MIT

麻省理工

Oh Well hey me too

真巧我也是

I should have known

我早该知道

Behind every great invention is an MIT mind

每一项伟大的发明背后都有我们校友的智慧结晶

I'll cut to the chase

我就不兜圈子了

The Air Force believes there's an application for this technology

美国空军想将这项技术投入到实际应用中

and we're interested in funding your research

我们有兴趣投资你们的研究

Well thanks but you should know

多谢赏识但你要知道

we're a little concerned about this being used in weapons

我们有点担心这项技术会被用到武器上

Oh well let me put your mind at ease

这样啊让我来放宽你心

What we use it for is none of your business

我们拿来干什么关你们屁事

I don't know how I feel about this

我不知道该对此作何感想

Look guys it's just a guidance system

伙计们这只是一个导向系统

It's not like you're handing us

别想得好像你们交给我们的是

the Death Star from Star Trek

《星际迷航》的终极武器死星

All you need to worry about is

你们唯一需要顾虑的是

right now it's this big

现在它这么大

and we need it to be this big

我们需要它变得...这么点大

That's a lot less big

那要大大减小很多啊

Yes it's this much less big

没错减小的程度有这么大

I'm not even sure that's possible

我都不确定可不可行

Well I ran it by some colleagues at MIT

我问过几个麻省理工的同事

and they thought they could get it done in four months

他们认为四个月就能搞定

Four months Yeah we'll do it in two

-四个月 -那我们两个月就能搞定

Hi I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper

你好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

I'm the actual brains behind this project

我才是这个项目的主力设计者

Also engineers aren't real scientists

还有工程师不是真正的科学家

MIT's a trade school

麻省理工是一所职业学院

and the Death Star is from Star Wars not Star Trek

还有还有死星来自《星球大战》不是《星际迷航》

But otherwise

撇开那些不说

thank you for your service

感谢为国服役

Howard told me you were working late so I brought dinner

霍华德跟我说你要加班所以我带了吃的来

Oh thanks You know I just wanted to get some work done

谢谢我只是想安静地工作

without people congratulating me about the baby every five minutes

不用每五分钟就有人跑来恭喜我怀孕了

I spent my day alone in the lab

我今天自己在实验室

waiting for a rat to die of anthrax

陪一只炭疽感染的老鼠等死

Did you come here to bring me dinner or to gloat

你是来给我送吃的还是来幸灾乐祸

Well I came to see how you were feeling

我是来看看你心情好点没

but I'm guessing still angry

但我猜还在生气呢

I'm sorry

抱歉

My boss wants to meet with me and I'm stressing

我老板要见我我现在压力山大

You really think they're gonna start treating you differently

你真的认为他们会开始区别对待你吗

Are you kidding

开什么玩笑

I've always been treated differently

我向来都被人区别对待

Look at me Listen to me

瞧我小体型听我的小尖嗓

I mean the first thought when you see me isn't

你看见我脑子里永远不会首先想到

"That's a scientist "

"那是一位科学家"

It's "I wonder if her mommy knows where she is "

你只会想"希望她不要跟妈妈走丢"

I am really regretting that I got you a Happy Meal

我好后悔给你买了欢乐儿童餐

I've worked so hard to get where I am

我那么努力工作才坐上这个位置

and I don't want to get sent back to square one

我不想因为怀孕

because I'm pregnant

就被打回原点

I understand how you feel

我懂你的感受

Thank you

谢谢

I wish there were some way I could make it better

真希望我能做些什么让你好过点

Well you brought me French fries That's a start

你给我买了薯条这是好的第一步

Uh actually I got you apple slices 'cause you're pregnant

其实我给你买了切片苹果因为你怀孕了嘛

Apple slices

切片苹果

What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit

哪个傻逼会去麦当劳买水果啊

I'll be right back

小的立马重新买

And a chocolate shake

老娘还要巧克力奶昔

What are you doing

你做什么呢

Oh Leonard's mad at me so I'm making him lemon bars

莱纳德生我气了我给他做柠檬方块呢

Does he even like lemon bars

他爱吃柠檬方块吗

Not really

不爱吃

But I'm mad at him too so lemon bars it is

但我也在生他的气所以就柠檬方块吧

Something happen at the meeting

会面时发生什么事了吗

They made me promise I wouldn't talk

他们逼我保证不说话

And you talked Well now see

-结果你说话了 -你看吧

You knew what was gonna happen

你都知道会发生什么事了

Why didn't they

他们怎么就不知道呢

Anyway now we're committed to completing this project

总之现在我们承诺了要在极短的时间内

in a ridiculously short time frame

完成这个项目

and everyone's upset with me

大家都生我气了

Well if it makes you feel any better

也许这能让你好过点

Bernadette's mad at me too

伯纳黛特也在生我的气

If it makes you feel any better

也许这能让你好过点

a parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus

有一种类型的寄生蜂

has been rediscovered after 101 years of presumed extinction

在被认定灭绝101年后重新被发现踪迹了

Why would that make me feel better

这怎么让我好过了

Why would your Bernadette thing make me feel better

那你跟伯纳黛特的事又怎么会让我好过

At least mine was educational

至少我的还有教育意义

Okay Never mind

好吧当我没说

Look I'm sorry

对不起

Tell me why Bernadette is upset with you

告诉我伯纳黛特为什么生你的气了

Well I told people at work that she's pregnant

我跟公司的人说了她怀孕的事

She wasn't ready for them to know

但她没准备让他们知道

Why would you do that

你为什么要这么做

Well it just slipped out I feel terrible

我就是说溜嘴了我也很懊悔

See that's exactly what happened to me

跟我简直一模一样

except that I said it on purpose and I have no regrets

除了我是故意说的而且并不后悔

Is it even possible to get this done in two months

两个月内完成有可能吗

Well maybe I don't know

也许吧不知道

We'll have to work 12 hours a day seven days a week

我们得每周不歇地一天工作12小时

Which means I won't be able to make Penny breakfast every day

也就是说我不能再每天给佩妮做早餐了

and she'll realize my brioche French toast

她会意识我做的法式吐司奶油卷

was the only thing keeping her in the marriage

是唯一让她不跟我离婚的原因

I love your French toast

我也爱吃你做的法式吐司

Oh thanks man

谢了兄弟

So why did you guys even agree to the deadline

那你们为什么同意那个截止日期

We didn't Sheldon did

我们没同意谢尔顿干的

And you just let him

你就让他答应了

Well the colonel said it was for the good of the country

上校还说这是苟利国家的事

and the funding is substantial

我们就因资金而趋之了

No but mostly there was an awkward pause

没有主要当时有一阵尴尬的沉默

and I broke it by saying "Okay "

于是为了打破尴尬局面我就说了"好"

So I guess I won't be seeing you guys for a while

看来我要见不到你们一阵子了

Oh looks like it Wow

是这样的

You're going off to work with the military leaving me behind

你们去军方工作独留我一人

Now I know how all those army wives feel

我突然理解军嫂的生活了

Would you stop

你够了啊

We're just gonna be on the other side of campus

我们就是在大学另一端而已

And right here

也在这里

You are a deeply silly man

你就是一傻姑娘

He is so afraid of his feelings

他怎么如此不敢直面内心呢

Got a minute

有空吗

Yeah come on in

有啊进来

I just wanted to apologize

我想道歉

I know what you did was an accident

我知道你是不小心说出去的

Oh thank you and I'm sorry I lied about it

谢谢你对不起我跟你撒谎了

For what it's worth you're a great liar

不过你撒谎挺在行的

Oh that's what Amy said

艾米也这么夸我的

So what's going on with the research project

研究项目怎么样了

Are they gonna let you run it

他们还会让你负责吗

Well my boss said he hadn't decided yet

老板说他还没定下来

so I gently reminded him

于是我温柔地提醒了他

that he's an old rich white guy

他是个有钱白人老头

and I'm a sweet little pregnant lady

而我是个甜美无害的小孕妇

who's not afraid to cry in front of a jury

在陪审团面前演落泪戏码没在怕的

You threatened to sue

你威胁要告他

Hey I learned a long time ago when you're four feet eleven

我多年前就已学会当你只有一米五

and eye level with every guy's crotch

而平视只能看到每个男人裆部时

that's where you punch

你就往那里捶就对了

That's funny

有点意思

I learned something totally different

我学到的不是捶是...

Do you know what

其实呢

It's just a research project

不过是个研究项目

The most important job in the world

世上最重要的工作

is gonna be raising this child

应该是抚养这个孩子

It's all I need to give my life meaning

那才赋予我生命的意义

Oh that's so beautiful

说得太好了

You believe me Oh good

你信了那就好

11 more chumps like you

再多11个像你这样的笨蛋

I'll have the jury eating out of my hand

整团陪审团就随老娘摆布了

I never realized this building was classified

我之前都不知道这栋楼是机密建筑

Maybe that's because it's classified

也许正是因为它是机密

Wish we weren't so far from my parking space

希望不会离我们的车位太远

The way you put away those lemon bars

就你吃柠檬方块的那个熊样

perhaps that's a good thing

远点是好事

I'd like to reinstate the you not talking rule

我希望恢复"你不许说话"规则

Why It clearly doesn't work

为什么明显没用

不得吸烟

危险

I guess this is it

应该就是这了

Is that a retinal scanner

那是视网膜扫描仪吗

未授权者不得进入

Let's find out

我们试试

Howard Wolowitz access granted

霍华德·沃罗威茨准许入内

No way Impressive

-不是吧 -太棒了

Oh my turn My turn

该我了该我了

Leonard Hofstadter access granted

莱纳德·霍夫斯塔特准许入内

I didn't even have to take my glasses off

我都不需要把眼睛摘下来呢

Access denied

拒绝入内

It knows

它知道呢

Oh oh oh oh guys hold me upside down

你们大头朝下抱着我

Howard Wolowitz access granted

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