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What's going on with that woman you're dating

之前跟你约会的那女的怎么样了

I broke up with her

我甩了她

Why

为什么

She said she didn't want to see me anymore

因为她说她再也不想见到我

and I found that insulting

我觉得这话太侮辱人了

I thought things were going well What happened

我还以为你们发展不错呢怎么了

I don't know she didn't even give me a reason

我也不知道她甚至没告诉我原因

Oh not a problem we can figure this out

小事一桩我们可以一起推算

What are the reasons women reject Raj

女人拒绝拉杰的原因有哪些呢

Can we not play this game

求不玩这个游戏

Doesn't like games That's one

不爱玩游戏这就算一个

Ignore him

别理他

Yeah sorry about the breakup

分手了你也别太难过

That's okay I'm fine

没关系我没事

Of course you're fine

你当然没事啦

Not every member of a species finds a mate

一个物种里本就不是全部都能找到伴

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

艾萨克·牛顿爵士到死都还是处男

Look at the contributions he made

你看看他对人类的贡献有多大

I'm not a virgin Sheldon

谢尔顿我不是处男

Wha So now you think you're better than Isaac Newton

怎么你觉得自己比艾萨克·牛顿还牛逼了吗

No wonder women don't like you

难怪女人都不喜欢你

You're not being very nice

你这样太损了

What He said he was fine

哪有他自己说他没事

Sometimes people say things they don't mean

有时人们所言非所想

Oh that's a paradox

这是个悖论

I If you meant what you just said

如果你刚才的所言即所想

then that means you may not have meant what you just said

那就意味着你刚才所言可能非所想

Careful I saw this on Star Trek

小心点我在《星际迷航》看过这幕

Smoke's gonna come out of his ears soon

很快他耳朵要冒出蒸汽了

Hey boys How's it going

小伙子们你们好吗

Well I thought we were having a nice conversation

我本以为我们大家在愉悦地交流

but it turns out I was being offensive

结果发现原来我是在冒犯人

So normal Yeah

-一如既往 -对...

Sheldon what did you do

谢尔顿你又干嘛了

We were discussing Raj's recent breakup

我们在讨论拉杰最近分手的事

and apparently I was insensitive to him

显然是我没顾虑到他心情

It's okay I'm fine

没关系我没事

You di Don't fall for it

你有事别中了他的计

He'll get you to compare him to a dead virgin

他会诱拐你把他跟死去的处男做对比

and suddenly you're the bad guy

然后突然间你就成了坏人

Sheldon when I said I was fine

谢尔顿我说我没事时

I meant I didn't want to talk about it anymore

我的意思是我不想再谈这件事了

Then why didn't you say that

那你为什么不直接这么说

Because that's not what people do

因为大家都不这么说

Well I would prefer if people told me

我宁愿大家直接告诉我

exactly what is on their mind

他们心中真实的想法

No No you don't you really don't

不不会你不会你不会想要

I actually can't say "Don't" enough

我再强调几百遍都不够

Well it certainly would be easier

这至少会让相处简单很多啊

You have no idea what it's like

你们压根就不会懂

to struggle with recognizing emotional cues

读不懂别人情绪的复杂心情

I'm sure it's extremely frustrating

想必是非常烦心吧

Thank you And also a little sad

-是的谢谢 -还有点小伤心吧

O Okay now you're just showing off

够了你现在就是在显摆你会读

You know I just read that a team at MIT

我听说麻省理工有个团队

developed a device that helps people read human emotions

制造出了一种可协助解读人类情绪的装置

And you think we can get those guys

你觉得我们能让他们

to reprogram Sheldon Cool

给谢尔顿重新编程吗酷啊

It's supposed to be accurate like 85% of the time

该装置的准确率好像能到85%呢

Wow I find that hard to believe

我觉得有点难以置信

That a bunch of awkward scientists

你不敢相信一群害羞内向

with no social skills would invent a machine

零社交技能的科学家会发明这种机器

to do it for them

来帮助他们读懂他人情绪吗

I take it back I believe it

我收回我的话我相信

You know if it's at MIT I can make some calls

如果麻省理工有的话我可以打电话问问啊

Maybe we can get Sheldon a prototype

或许可以帮谢尔顿搞个原型机来

What do you think

你觉得如何

A machine that reads emotions is intriguing

能读懂情绪的机器的确挺吸引人

It could help me be a more considerate friend

它能帮我成为一个更体贴的朋友

Wouldn't that be nice

那何尝不是件好事

It could also help me identify my enemies

还可以帮助我找出我的敌人

discover their fears and then

发现他们的恐惧然后...

I could use those fears to destroy them

我就能利用他们的恐惧来摧毁他们

I like the first one

我喜欢第一种用法

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

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生

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大

爆

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第十季第十四集

Now that Sheldon's across the hall

现在谢尔顿搬到对面住了

have you decided what you're doing with his old room

你决定好了要把他就房间拿来干嘛吗

I was thinking maybe a library or a gaming room

我在想看是改成小藏书室或是游戏房

You could make it a train room

也可以改成火车玩具房啊

I don't like trains You like trains

我不喜欢火车喜欢火车的是你

I know and Amy says I can't have a train room

我知道可是艾米不让我弄个火车玩具房

Sheldon I just heard from the guys at MIT

谢尔顿麻省理工的人回复我了

about that emotion reader they're sending a prototype

那个情绪解读机他们会送个原型机过来

for you to beta test

让你做发行前测试

Wonderful

太好了

Although I'm not sure how I feel

虽然我也不知道对成为

about being used as a guinea pig

实验天竺鼠该作何感想

Well when you get the machine you can find out

等你拿到机器你就知道该作何感想啦

Maybe I could use it

或许我可以拿来

to understand why women keep dumping me

看看为什么女人不停甩我

Oh you don't need a machine for that just send a survey card

你不需要用机器啊你就发意见调查表

to all your ex girlfriends and tell them

给你所有的前女友再告诉她们

if they fill it out they might win a prize

填表的人有机会中奖就行了

That's actually not a bad idea

这主意还不赖啊

Maybe I could even get them all together

或许我可以让她们齐聚一堂

sort of like a a focus group

弄成像焦点小组

to find out what's wrong with me

来探讨出我到底是哪里有问题

No Raj that's a terrible idea

别啊拉杰这是个馊主意

Yeah I was joking

对啊我刚才在瞎说

You Really

你们... 真的吗

Uh little tip jokes are often better

小秘诀笑话结尾通常用

when you end them with "Wocka Wocka" or "Ha cha cha "

"哇咔哇咔"或者是"哈恰恰"比较好

与知名美国单口相声演员吉米杜兰特的招牌语

分别是电视节目《大青蛙布偶秀》中角色

好消息我想买的大电视放得进游戏房

and if I leave the curtains open

而且如果我不拉上窗帘

I can watch it from work

我工作时都能看得到

Hey can you hold off redoing the room

你能缓一缓改装那房间的事吗

My brother's coming out here in a few weeks

我哥过几周会来这里

Oh Yeah Okay sure What's going on with your brother

行啊没问题你哥哥怎么了

My dad asked if I can get him a job interview at my work

我爸让我帮忙把他弄进我们公司面试

Is that a good idea

你确定这是个好主意吗

I mean you think they'll consider someone

你觉得他们会愿意让

who was in prison for selling drugs

坐过牢的人去卖药丸吗

Well I sell pharmaceuticals

我卖的是药品

That's just a really hard to spell word for drugs

是药丸的高档版

Well I'm sure he'll appreciate

我相信他也会很庆幸以后工作

carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon

"药"的样品能用公事包装而不是塞菊花里

How long do you think he'll stay

你觉得他会住多久呢

I I'm not sure Maybe a few days

不确定啊可能几天吧

Unless he gets the job then who knows

除非他面试过了那我就说不准了

"Who knows " That's exciting

"说不准" 真让人激动啊

I'll get to wake up every morning

我可以每天早上醒来

and see if he's still here

看他是否还在

You don't have a problem with this do you

你不会是有意见吧

Of course not I mean he's your brother

当然没有他是你哥嘛

Okay Thank you you're the best

谢谢你最好了

Remember that when the new TV falls off the wall

新电视从墙上掉下来砸死我们时

and crushes us both

记住这点

This thing's pretty cool

这东西真酷

It interprets emotions

利用无线信号

using a wireless signal to analyze subtle changes

分析呼吸和心率的细微变化

in breathing and heart rate

来解读情绪

It's amazing a machine can do that

机器可以做到这点太厉害了

Yes

是的

Now when the robots rise up

以后机器人叛变

they'll know that I've been rooting for them the whole time

他们会知道一直以来我都是支持他们的

The display is synced to your phone

显示器和你的手机同步了

Give it a try

来试试

All right

好的

Now I'm gonna look at some pictures

我会看一些照片

to prompt an emotional response and we'll see

激发情绪反应我们来看看

if the machine can identify them accurately

这台机器能否准确识别

angry and excited

生气和激动

Not other things you're feeling like

不是其他那种复杂感觉比如

"What have I done with my life "

"我这辈子都干了些啥啊"

Okay I'm looking at the first picture

好的我在看第一张照片

You are

你

happy

开心

Yes I'm looking at puppies

我在看小狗

Somebody's ignoring their tiny needle teeth

有人无视了它们小小尖尖的牙齿

but all right

不过算了

Try another one Okay

-换一张 -好的

What does it say I'm feeling

它说我的感觉是什么

Sad

伤心

Yes I'm looking at a picture of my grandma

是的我在看我奶奶的照片

Oh that makes sense 'cause she's gone and you miss her

这就对了因为她去世了你想念她

Yes

是的

And you're worried that turkey neck is in your future

你担心以后颈部也会像她那样松弛

What now see Now it says you're mad

现在它说你很生气

Make up your mind

别转换得这么快行吗

Okay Emily

好的艾米丽

Yeah sounds great

很好

See you then

到时见

Is that Emily your ex girlfriend

是你的前女友艾米丽吗

Yeah I'm getting all my exes together

是的我请所有前女友齐聚一堂

in order to discuss why they broke up with me

讨论她们为什么和我分手

and how I can be a better boyfriend

我怎么能成为一名更棒的男友

Oh God You went through with that

老天你真这样做啊

What is wrong with you

你什么毛病啊

We are going to find out

我们将寻找出答案

Why would you do that Raj

你为什么这样做拉杰

Well I want information in order to improve myself

我希望得到令我改进的信息

You're not gonna get information

你不会得到信息

you're just gonna get criticism that hurts your feelings

你只会得到伤害你感情的批评

Don't worry I'm a grown man

别担心我是个大男人

I have a thick skin

我脸皮很厚的

You're so stupid

你真蠢

Hey

干嘛啦

Hey would you take a look at my brother's résumé

你看下我哥的简历好吗

I'm trying to help him clean it up a little

我在帮他写得漂亮一点

Yeah sure

好的

He really worked with the Drug Enforcement Agency

他真的和缉毒署合作过吗

He didn't know it till he was cuffed but yeah

他在戴上手铐前不知道那也算

Hey Leonard if you're happy and you know it

莱纳德如果你开心你会知道

no need to clap your hands

不需要拍手[儿歌]

because I have an emotion detector

因为我有情绪解读机

How's it working out

用着怎么样

Surprisingly well

出奇好

That's great I'm happy for you

真好我为你开心

No wait uh hold on

等等

Oh what you are Aren't you sweet

你是真开心啊真是好人

What's that Are you working on your resume

这是什么你在写简历吗

No it's my brother's I'm trying

不是我哥的

to help him get a job out here

我想帮他在这里找工作

And that makes Leonard angry

这令莱纳德生气了

No it doesn't

没有

What Leonard please I know an angry face when I see it

拜托莱纳德生气的表情我还是认识的

It's this red frowny guy on my phone

手机上这个红色皱眉的家伙代表生气

What Are you really upset about Randall coming

怎么我哥要来你很生气吗

No Yes

-没有 -有

I said no I It's like you're twins

-我说了没有 -它和你的表情完全一样好吗

Leonard if you're mad about this just tell me

莱纳德如果你生气直接告诉我

Fine

好吧

You invited your drug dealer brother to stay with us

你邀请你的毒贩哥哥来和我们一起住

for God knows how long and didn't bother to ask me first

天知道住多长时间却事先根本没问过我

He's my brother

他是我哥

I didn't think I needed your permission

我不觉得我需要你的允许

Well hey Now she's angry too

瞧现在她也生气了

This thing works like gangbusters

这东西太牛逼了

I'm not saying you have to ask my permission

我不是说你必须得到我的允许

but you could have talked to me about it

但你在答应前

before you said it was okay

好歹知会我一声吧

Like you talked to me about your gaming room

像你知会我你的游戏室那样吗

Our gaming room

我们的游戏室

I was gonna put a scented candle in it

我还打算往里摆一个香薰蜡烛呢

He's still mad

他还在生气

Stop enjoying their fight

别幸灾乐祸

You first

你好意思说我

If you were this upset

如果你这么不高兴

why didn't you say so when I told you

我告诉你时你为什么不说

Because I didn't want to sound like a jerk

因为我不想表现得像混蛋一样

Well you sound like one now I don't see the big deal

你现在就是个混蛋我不觉得

if my brother comes and stays for a while

我哥来住一段时间有什么大不了的

If you get him a job he's gonna live here forever

如果你帮他找到工作他会永远住在这里

He would get his own place

他会自己找住处

Has he ever had his own place

他这辈子有过自己的住处吗

Yes

有过

Did it have a metal toilet next to the bed

床边就是金属马桶吗[牢房]

It still counts

那...也算啊

You know how is this any different

这和你逼我与谢尔顿一起住

from you making me live with Sheldon

有什么区别

You Hey

你...太伤人了

I shared my Honey Nut Cheerios with you

人家的蜂蜜坚果脆谷乐都跟你分享了

You gave me a bill at the end of every month

你每个月底都给我账单好嘛

Stay out of this

别在这里瞎掺和

You and your stupid machine started this fight

这事就是你和你那台烂机器挑起来的

You are lucky that this feelings machine

你该庆幸这台情感机器

doesn't have feelings

不具备任何情感

Come on Sheldon let's go

好了谢尔顿咱们走吧

Gladly Can we storm out

乐意至极我们可以摔门而去吗

I think it loses its impact if we're chatting about it

你说出来就失去了震撼效果了

Fine

好吧

I'll just give them the finger

那我就对他们比那根手指吧

Okay first off

好了首先

I want to thank you all so much for coming

感谢各位大驾光临

Howard is here to interpret for Emily

霍华德将为艾米丽担任手语翻译

初登场第5季第4集是聋哑人士

and to take notes

同时负责记笔记

No he doesn't think it's stupid

不他不觉得这样做很傻逼

Uh heads up both of you are named Emily

先说一下由于你们俩都叫艾米丽

so we'll call you "Red headed Emily"

所以我们称你为"红发艾米丽"

初登场第7集第17集是皮肤科医生

and you "Red headed Emily Junior "

而你是"红发艾米丽2号"

Hey you went out with him I didn't

当初和他交往的人是你不是我

Okay uh let's get things started

好了我们开始吧

Um why don't we go around the room

我们先轮流来

say your name

介绍你的名字

and why you broke up with me

以及和我分手的原因

Want to kick it off

你想先开始吗

Oh okay Um I'm Lucy

好的我叫露西

初登场第6季第16集

and I broke up with Raj

我和拉杰分手是因为

because I have severe social anxiety

我患有严重的社会焦虑症

and he kept trying to force me

而他总是强行将我置于

into uncomfortable situations

非常尴尬的境地

Like this one

比如现在这样吗

Yeah

没错

I did do that

的确如此

I can be insensitive to other people's boundaries

我有时对别人的底线不太敏感

Howard would you write that down

霍华德你能帮我记下来吗

Oh schmuck Got it

脑子进水记好了

Uh next

下一位

Okay Um

好的

I'm Claire

我叫克莱尔

初登场第9季第14集是位酒保

And I guess I broke up with you

我想我和你分手的原因

because you were just really needy

主要是你太黏人了

Also you were incredibly vain

而且你还非常虚荣

like all the time you spent

比如你花了好多时间

shaping your eyebrows

修你的眉型...

Okay new rule everybody only gets one

新规则每个人只能说一条

Uh next

下一个

Ooh I'm not sure I'm comfortable

我不知道自己能不能

sharing details about our relationship in front of Howard

在霍华德面前说出我们交往的细节

He's here to support me so anything you have to say

他是来支持我的你什么都可以

you can say in front of him

在他面前说

Okay Well whenever you and I were in bed

好吧每次我俩上床时...

Howard get out

霍华德滚出去

Not a chance

门都没有

So you were telling us how Raj was terrible in bed

刚才你说到拉杰床上功夫相当烂

Sheldon dinner's ready

谢尔顿晚饭做好了

I made beef loaf because I know you're uncomfortable

我做了牛肉糜卷因为我知道

with the non specificity of meat loaf

你不喜欢菜名含糊的肉糜卷

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hey are you okay

你没事吧

Not really

人家很不好

What's going on

你怎么了

I wish I never tried that device

我真希望自己没用过那机器

And I know I said the same thing after the massage chair

我知道上次用过按摩椅后我也说了同样的话

but this time I mean it

但这次我是认真的

I'm sorry Leonard and Penny hurt your feelings

我很抱歉莱纳德和佩妮伤害了你的感情

It's more than that

比那个严重多了

It's me

是我的问题

I always knew

我一直都知道

I had trouble recognizing other people's emotions

自己在解读别人情绪方面有困难

but that machine just made it so real

但机器把这个问题凸显了出来

Well everybody has things that they need help with

每个人都有需要帮助的问题

Like me I can't see without my glasses

比如我我摘了眼镜就看不清楚

And right now you're just a a cute pink smudge wearing

现在我看你就是一个可爱的粉团子

a childish green smudge

裹着一身孩子气的绿团子

I thought I was getting better at it but clearly I'm not

我以为自己有所改善了结果并没有

Yes you are

你改善很多了

There have definitely been days

好几次我不开心时

when I was sad and you could tell

你都看出来了

Yeah but that's shooting fish in a barrel

但那就像是瓮中捉鳖手到擒来

You're kind of a sad sack

你本身就是个悲伤聚合体

I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that

抱歉我不该怎么说

I'm just upset

我只是很难过

No see right there

不你看

you knew you hurt my feelings

你能觉察到你伤了我的心

And I'm proud of you

我真为你骄傲

for reasons I'm sure have something to do with my father

我之所以老悲伤肯定是受我爸影响

And if you don't like

如果你不喜欢那台机器

that machine get rid of it

就不要用了

Because I love you exactly the way you are

因为我爱的就是原来的你

I feel the same way about you

我对你也是这种感觉

Now put your glasses back on

现在把你的眼镜带上

You look weird

你看起来怪怪的

I thought you were great

我觉得你很好

but oh my God you were

但是我的妈呀

so dominated by your parents

你被你父母控制得太多了

Oh yeah and that used to drive me nuts

没错这点经常让我抓狂

He's kind of a mama's boy

他这人有点妈宝男

Kind of Whoa okay

-岂止有一点 -好了

That's enough

够了

Write down "Loving son "

你就写"惹人爱的好儿子"

Can I just say something

我可以说两句吗

Going out with Raj

和拉杰交往

was one of the best things that ever happened to me

是我遇到的最幸运的事

Yes I'll take you back

很好我愿意和你复合

Let me finish

让我说完

It's like I needed to go through that experience

感觉就像因为跟他交往了之后

to know what exactly I don't want in a man

我才知道我不想要什么样的男人

Well that's hard to hear but I'll still take you back

这话真伤人不过我还是愿意和你复合

You know the same thing happened to me

我也有这种感觉

After I broke up with Raj I met Gary

我和拉杰分手后我遇到了盖瑞

who's just amazing

他简直太棒了

Sorry is that "Gary" with one R or two

打扰下拼写是一个R还是两个

Would you stop writing

别写了好吗

Just wait So did all of you

慢着你们所有人

go on to better relationships after me

在和我分手后都有了更美好的恋情吗

Oh yeah

是的

Without question

毫无疑问

Little before actually

我是在分手前就有了

Don't let him get away

你可得牢牢抓住他

Wait What did she say

慢着她说什么

Uh basically she traded you

可以这样说甩了你

for Bruce Wayne

换来个蝙蝠侠

Okay maybe we should just end this

我们还是到此结束吧

Wait hang on

慢着

I just want to point out to everyone here

我想为在座各位指出

this is a man who is going to great lengths

这个男人竭尽全力

to better himself

想让自己更优秀

Even at the risk of

甚至冒着

being humiliated

被羞辱的风险

And I for one think that's very brave

至少我觉得这样做很勇敢

Thank you Howard

谢谢你霍华德

Honestly I'm surprised you two didn't wind up together

说实话我很意外你俩没有开花结果

Well like you gals I had to suffer through him

和你们一样我得先经历他这场风雨

to find Bernadette

才能找到我老婆这道彩虹

Wish it were you

偶也希望速你啊

Yes

什么事

We owe you an apology

我们应该向你道歉

Oh it's fine You needed a suitcase

没事啦你需要手提箱

I wasn't home you borrowed a suitcase

我不在家你就借走个手提箱嘛

That was six years ago I'm talking about tonight

那是六年前的事了我说的是今晚

Well I thought we were going in order

我以为按时间先后顺序来道歉

Look we got really angry at each other

我俩之间刚好世界大战爆发

and you just got caught in the middle of it

而你正好撞上了

And

还有

sorry about the suitcase

手提箱的事很抱歉

Yeah well you should be

道歉是应该的

Your socks were still in it

里面还有你的袜子

I had to throw it away

我只能扔了

Anyway

总之

I uh trust that you've resolved your conflict

我相信你们已经解决了矛盾

Yes we're fine

是我们没事了

Mm Penny's gonna call her dad and tell him it's not

佩妮会打电话给她爸爸说

a good time for Randall to visit

他哥现在来时机不太好

Hopefully he won't be too upset

只希望他不会生气

Oh you're his little girl he can't stay mad at you

你是他的小棉袄他哪能气你多久

He won't be mad at me

他当然不会生我的气

I mean you're the one who doesn't want my brother to come so

是你不想让我哥来所以...

So you're gonna throw me under the bus

所以你想让我背黑锅吗

Oh I'm gonna throw you so hard

我会让你背个大大的黑锅

I might actually win a stuffed animal

那锅大到可以给全村做饭了

Uh guys it sounds like you're getting angry again

两位听起来你们又生气了

That's because we are

那是因为这是事实

Yes

太好了

I don't need an emotion machine

我不需要情绪解读机

I am one

我就是情绪解读机

Thanks ladies This was fun

多谢了女士们太有意思了

Let's not wait so long for another bizarre awkward night

下次的诡异尴尬夜别让我们期待太久哦

Well that was a waste of time

真是浪费时间

I'm such an idiot

我真是白痴

Don't beat yourself up

别这么自责

That's what I'm here for

批评你是我的工作

Maybe I won't settle down

也许我不该定下来

Maybe I'll just play the field

也许我要在花丛中过一过

Yeah the field was just here

花丛刚才就在这屋里

The field said no

花丛拒绝了

Dude come on

兄弟拜托

Okay I'll tell you what

这样吧

I'll make you a deal

我们约好

30 years from now if you're still single

三十年后如何你依然单身

and things don't work out with me and Bernadette

而我和伯纳黛特也离婚了

you and I can give it a go

咱俩可以试试

I appreciate the offer but if things don't work out with you two

感谢你的好意但如果你俩离婚了

I'm swooping in on her like a vulture

我一定像秃鹰一样扑向她

Too late Stuart called dibs

太迟了斯图尔特先订了

But theoretically if you and I

从理论上说如果我们

were in a gay relationship

是同志关系

how would we tell people

我们怎么告诉大家

Like print up announcements

贴出公告吗

I don't know What difference does it make

我不知道贴了公告会有区别吗

Well I want to make sure we get invited to all the parades

我希望所有同志游行都能邀请我们

Those do look fun

听起来的确有趣

Yeah Well if you want to march in a fishnet crop top

是啊如果你想穿网眼露脐装游行

you better lay off that dip

你最好别碰蘸酱

If you didn't want me to eat it

如果你不想让我吃

why'd you put it out It was for the girls

-为什么摆出来 -是给姑娘们的

They broke up with me I don't care if they get fat

她们甩了我我才不管她们是否会长胖

I'm not gonna get fat

我不会长胖的

Oh you want to bet You never exercise

想打赌吗你从来不锻炼

Fine Look I'll exercise right now

瞧着我现在就锻炼

One

一

two

二

These are crunches by the way

对了这是仰卧起坐[很脆]

Very mature

真够成熟的

Keep eating like that

继续这样吃

You're gonna have a heart attack

你会发心脏病的

Okay How about if I eat like this

好的我这样吃呢

You're such a child

你真幼稚

Hey is that any way to talk to your future husband

对你未来老公你就这种态度吗

Hey I was being hypothetical okay

我只是假设

I would never marry you Please

-我永远不会和你结婚的 -得了

When you see the ring I pick out you're gonna melt

等你看到我选的求婚戒指时你会感动到喷泪

Yeah right

想得美

Wait is it rose gold

是玫瑰金的吗

Actually don't tell me I want to be surprised

别告诉我我想有个惊喜

So did you wind up sending that machine back

你最后把机器送回去了吗

I did You know I'm not even sure how accurate it was

是的我都不确定它的准度到底行不行

I took it to the train store it said everyone was sad

我把它拿到火车商店它说所有人都很伤心

I finally got Halley to sleep

我终于把哈雷哄睡着了

You know I just read a study that suggests

我刚看到有一项研究说

new mothers are better at senseing emotions

初为人母的人在情绪感知方面有两年的优势

for up to two years

比普通人多两年优势

It's ture

这是真的

Pregnancy causes physiological change in the brain

怀孕引起大脑的生理变化

and resulting increase empathetic

导致感同身受的能力增加

So all we need to do is got Shledon knocked up

原来我们只需要搞大谢尔顿的肚子就行

Can't He's already fixed when I found him at the shelter

不行我在动物收容所找到他时他已经被阉了

Hey Bernadette let's test this theory

伯纳黛特我们来测试下这一理论

What're you thinking I'm feeling right now

你觉得我现在有什么感受

Let's see

来看看

You're better than us

你比我们优秀

A little bit sorry for us

有点可怜我们

But mostly gald you don't have to be us

但最主要是开心不必成为我们这样的人

Keep filling this one with baby she's good

接着让她大肚子她真厉害