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Oh the there's a 7 15 at the ArcLight

聚光灯电影院有7点15分的场

Well that doesn't give us much time to eat

可是这样我们没什么时间吃饭啊

We can eat afterwards

我们可以看完再吃啊

I'm not gonna eat at 10 00 at night

我才不要晚上十点后才吃晚饭

Who am I Hemingway

我又不是海明威

曾被外派去西班牙报导西班牙内战

美国知名作家与记者代表作《老人与海》

Why do you think Hemingway ate at 10 00

你为什么觉得海明威晚上10点吃晚饭

He spent a lot of time in Spain They eat dinner late

他在西班牙待过不少时间那里人吃饭晚

He also spent a lot of time in Florida

他也在佛罗里达州待过挺长时间啊

Last time I was there people were eating dinner at like 4 30

根据我去的经验当地人4点半就在吃晚饭了

You guys know that Hemingway had cats with six toes

你们知道海明威的猫有6只脚趾吗

还存有大量的6趾猫

海明威在美国基韦斯特岛的故居周围

Six toes per foot or six toes total

是每只脚有6趾还是总共只有6趾

Okay

好了

It's official We're never going to see the Avengers

正式确定了我们看不到最新的《复仇者联盟》

Guys just come on Make a decision

你们别闹了赶紧做个决定吧

I I'm good with eating after

我不介意看完再吃

Mm I'm kind of hungry now Yeah me too

-我现在就有点饿了 -我也是

Then we'll eat before Okay

-那我们就看之前吃 -好

So then we can see the 3 D at 9 00 or the 2 D at 9 30

我们可以看9点的3D场或者2D的9点半场

3 D If I'm gonna see Thor

3D的如果要看到雷神索尔

I want to feel like I could lick those abs

我想要有一伸舌头就能舔到他腹肌的感觉

Actually 3 D kind of makes me queasy

其实3D会让我看得有点想吐

No but we have to see it in 3 D

可是我们必须得看3D的啊

We saw part one in 3 D and the 2 D part two

上半部我们看了3D版而2D版的下半部

is not the part two of the 3 D part one

可不能当做是3D版的下半部

He's got you there Leonard

他一句话辩倒你啦莱纳德

Or he doesn't I don't really care anymore

也可能没辩倒我反正已经不在乎了

Okay then we'll go see it in 3 D

好好好那我们就去看3D场

No Sweetie you shouldn't do things that make you feel bad

亲爱的要是会让你难受你就不该做啊

Well I'm doing this

我不也在做这事吗

And of course he is

他当然会做啦

He is a textbook satisficer

他就是标准的满意即可性格

That's not even a word

根本就没有这个词

Uh yes it is

真的有

According to Nobel Prize winning economist Herbert Simon

根据诺贝尔经济学奖得主赫伯特·西蒙所说

satisficing is a decision making strategy

满意即可是一种决策方法

whereby a person accepts whatever available option is satisfactory

是指一个人愿意接受任何过得去的选择

rather than seeking out a course of action

而不愿努力去寻求

that would make him happiest

能让自己最满意的最优化方式

as I just did when I explained what satisficing was

比如我跟你们解释"满意即可"就是自己最爽的方式

He's right

他说得对

No one wanted to hear that

没人想听这个

He knew it yet he plowed ahead

他知道会有这下场还是愿意跳你这坑

I'm just trying to find a plan plow head

我只是在试着找到一个大家都开心的方案

Except you

但你自己不会开心

Yeah Leonard What would make you happy

对啊莱纳德什么会让你开心

I could tell you about satisficing again

我愿意为你再说一遍满意即可

You know what would make me happy

如果真的想让我心满意足

is if we just stop talking about this

那就请大家别再废话

and see whatever movie you guys want to see

就看你们想看的电影

whenever you want to see it

选你们想要的时间就行

Okay But next time we get to pick

行这次听你安排下次得让我们选啊

How's your headache

你头疼怎么样了

It's better The throwing up really helped

好点了吐完真的感觉舒服些

I'm so sorry you missed the end of the movie

你错过结尾真是太遗憾了

Oh it's okay

没事啦

Everyone talked about it so much on the ride home

大家回程车上聊了一整路

I feel like I saw it

我感觉我也在现场看到了

Well to be fair you talked about the bathroom so much

凭良心说你也说了这么多你在卫生间的事

we felt like we saw that too

我们也感觉在现场看到了

I think I would've been okay if we weren't sitting so close

如果我们不坐那么前排或许我会好些

Well then why did we sit so close

那我们为什么要坐那么前排

Sheldon said "Are these seats good for everyone "

谢尔顿说"这座位大家没意见吧"

What was I supposed to do say no like a maniac

你要我说什么啊不怕死地说不吗

Sweetie you have got to stand up for yourself

亲爱的你得为自己站出来说话啊

You know maybe Sheldon's right

或许谢尔顿说的是对的

Maybe you are that word he said

可能你就是他说的那种人

Satisficer

满意即可人格吗

Yeah that That's the one

对就是这个

Boy sounds way more made up when you say it

天啊从你嘴里说出来感觉这词假了好多

I mean come on when was the last time

来嘛你说说你上一次

you did something totally selfish without worrying

做一件完全自私且没有

about what anyone else wanted

考虑其他人的想法是在什么时候

According to my mother

根据我妈所说

I took my sweet time being born

我出生的时候拖了很长时间才生下来

How is that selfish

这点怎么自私了

Apparently she had dinner reservations

她貌似有在餐厅订位吃晚饭

And this is the telescope room

而这里是望远镜房

where I spend a lot of my evenings

我在这里度过无数个夜晚

Where's the telescope

望远镜在哪

Hawaii

夏威夷

That's cool

很酷啊

Yeah so you know

是啊所以嘛...

aloha

你好欢迎[夏威夷语]

What's that smell

这个什么味道啊

Uh everyone has their own theory

每个人都有一套理论

Dr Tibourgh thinks it's mold

泰博博士觉得是霉味

I think it's Dr Tibourgh

而我觉得是泰博博士的臭味

So what am I looking at

所以我面前的是什么

Ah this is live information from the Keck telescope

这是凯克望远镜发送过来的即时资料

It's pretty interesting

其实挺有意思的

So I recently observed some optical flashes

我最近观测到一些光学闪光

It could be light bouncing off a natural object

可能是光线从自然物体反射过来

but those tend to be less reflective

但自然物体通常反射力较弱

so could be evidence of something alien made

所以很有可能是外星造物存在的证据

Oh this suddenly got exciting

一下子开始有趣了起来呢

Oh When you say "exciting "

你说"有趣"的时候

do you mean "Go back to my place" exciting

是"回我家再办事"的有趣程度

or "Hold our breath and do it here"

还是"小声点在这就把事办了"的程度

Mahalo

谢谢[夏威夷语]

Do I want to ask

我问了会后悔吗

Oh w when I go upstairs

等我到了楼上

Penny's gonna make me choose what we're gonna do tonight

佩妮就会要我选择我们今晚做什么

without taking her feelings into consideration

而且不准考虑她的感觉与想法

and I I don't know if I'm up for it

我不知道自己做不做得到

Poor baby When I go upstairs

真"可怜"啊等我一到楼上

Sheldon's gonna give me a 25 minute lecture

谢尔顿要用整整25分钟

about what Hulk would be like if he were made of metal

来告诉我如果浩克是金属做的会怎样

Part of his ongoing series

这是他的一个系列讲座

"What If Hulk Were Made of Other Things "

《如果浩克是其他材质做的会怎样》

I I've always been a people pleaser

我这人从来就喜欢讨好别人

Is that so bad It's gotten me this far

有那么糟糕吗我不也走到现在了吗

What almost up four flights of stairs

走到哪走个4层楼吗

Okay if I go in there

好吧如果我到楼上

and pick something I want to do that she also wants to do

选择一件我和她都想做的事

she's gonna think I'm just picking it to make her happy

她一定会以为我是故意让她高兴

So I feel like

所以我觉得

I have to pick something I know she doesn't want to do

我必须得选一件她不想做的事

or she's gonna be disappointed

不然她会失望

Right What do you think

对不对你觉得呢

Think I've got ice cream in this bag

我觉得我袋子里的冰激凌

that's starting to melt

恐怕是开始化了

I'm sorry

对不起

It's exhausting being in my head

我头都要想爆了

Look when you wanted Penny you didn't care

听着从前你喜欢佩妮的时候

what anybody else thought or wanted

完全不顾周围所有人的想法

including Penny

包括佩妮本人的想法

That's true

这倒是真的

Yeah yeah there was something I wanted

没错没错爷想要什么

I went after it and I got it

爷就大胆去追还追到手了

Now you're hiding from it on the stairs so it all worked out

如今你为了躲她藏在楼道里一切如你所愿

I thought about what I want to do tonight

我想到今晚要做什么了

and I didn't take your feelings into consideration at all

我可完全不会顾及你的感受哦

Great

太好了

I want to have sex

我要和你滚床单

Wow sex with your wife

和老婆滚床单

You're really swinging for the fences there Hofstadter

你可真是挥出全垒打呢霍夫斯塔德

Yeah we don't have to

算了我们不一定要做的

别呀

I like it Let's go

我喜欢这个主意来吧

Oh o okay

好好呀

And then after that we're gonna watch Startrek discovery

滚完之后我们还要看《星际迷航发现号》

All right Well just a warning I might be on my phone for most of it

好提前预警我可能大部分时间都在玩手机

That's fine

没问题

Wait you mean just the Star Trek

等等你是说看《星际迷航》时还是...

Actually I don't care

老实说我根本不在乎

And with apologies to Lady Gaga

女神卡卡非常抱歉

that's how a star is born

这才是一个明星的诞生

女神卡卡主演电影《一个明星的诞生》

Told you he was gonna mention Lady Gaga

我就跟你说他会提到女神卡卡

At least he didn't talk about how much he cried

至少他没提看那部电影时

during that movie

痛哭了多少次

Although if you haven't seen that movie you should

不过如果你没看过那部电影强烈推荐呀

I cried so much

我痛哭了好多次呢

Well that's the lecture for today

今天就讲到这里

Uh let's open it up for questions

下面请大家尽情提问吧

Oh you Sir yes

就是你了先生

You have a question

你有问题吗

Yeah Actually I have a two part question

有事实上我的问题分为两部分

Are you sure I get the sense it's only one part

你确定吗我觉得你应该只有一个部分吧

No no it's two

不不是两部分

Part one

第一部分

the new star you were talking about

你刚才提到的那颗新星

how long did it take that light to reach Earth

它的光要多少年才能到达地球

And part two

第二部分

is it true you plant your friends in the audience to ask questions

你是不是安插了你朋友假扮观众来提问呢

46 000 years

46000年

And no I don't plant my friends

还有我没有安插朋友

because apparently I don't have any

因为现在看来我根本没有朋友

Uh any other questions

还有问题吗

Uh yes You miss Hi

-好的这位女士 -你好

I read your paper on specular reflections It was great

我阅读了你关于镜面反射的论文写得太好了

Oh thank you so much In your conclusion

-非常感谢 -你的结论中提到

you said you couldn't rule out that light flashes

你无法排除闪光可能是

could be evidence of alien civilization

外星文明的证据

So does that mean you think it's aliens

所以你认为那是外星人吗

I was just illustrating that there are many unknowns

我只是想说明世上有很多未解之谜

and as scientists we can't preemptively rule out possibilities

作为科学家我们不能抢先排除各种可能性

So you think it's aliens

所以你认为那是外星人

A Actually no that's

事实上不那是...

I have a question about the aliens you found

关于你发现的外星人我也有个问题

That's not what I said Howard

我没有那么说霍华德

Hold on a second

等等

Do you two know each other

你们两个难道互相认识吗

Yeah

对了

My sister was

我的妹妹曾经...

a and this is her term abducted

用她的话来说被外星人劫持了

Do you think those could be the same aliens

你觉得这会是同一群外星人吗

Okay any other questions

好了还有其他问题吗

Not about aliens

和外星人无关的

What

怎么了

Do you still want me to ask the one you gave me

你还需要我问你给我的那个问题吗

'Cause it kind of feels like we're past that

因为我觉得最佳时机已经过去了

Ooh Leonard I don't mean to alarm you

莱纳德我不想吓到你

but the Chinese food smells funny

不过这中国菜闻起来怎么怪怪的

That's because it's barbecue

因为这里面装的是烧烤

But it's Chinese food night

可今晚是中餐之夜啊

Um I picked it You're the one who told me

我自己改了是你让我

to stop being such a satisficer all the time

不要再对别人百依百顺的

What I did not

什么我才没有

I just pointed out that you were one

我只是指出你是个百依百顺的人

It's what I like best about you

那是我最欣赏你的一点

Well that and those little notes you leave in my lunch

对了还有你在我午餐里留下的贴心小纸条

I leave those

纸条是我留的

Well that's disappointing

这可真让人失望

I already know that you heart me

我早就知道你"稀罕"我了

Now I don't know if Leonard does

现在我不知道莱纳德是否"稀罕"我了

Well this is what we're having for dinner

反正今晚我们就吃这个

You can eat it or not I don't care

你爱吃不吃我不在乎

I guess that answers the heart question

我想"稀不稀罕"这个问题已经解决了

I It's fine We'll have barbecue

没关系我们就吃烧烤吧

Oh of course I'm nothing if not flexible

当然啦我这人就是能屈能伸

I'm sure that at some point

我敢肯定

in the 3 000 year history of the Chinese empire

在华夏文明3000年历史中的某个时间点

a cavalryman crossing

一个骑兵穿越

the Gobi Desert was forced by hunger to eat his own horse

戈壁沙漠饥寒交迫不得不杀了自己的马

and roast it over a campfire

用篝火烤熟吃掉

hence Chinese barbecue Let's eat

中式烤肉从此诞生开饭吧

Gee I'm sorry I didn't watch the news today

真抱歉我今天没看新闻

Has the whole world gone mad

是不是全世界都发疯啦

It's my house

这里是我家

I'm tired of being told where I can and can't sit

我受够了别人告诉我必需坐在哪

You did this

你干的好事

Amy grab your meat We're leaving in a huff

艾米拿上你的烤肉我们要愤然离开

I'm sorry if I don't go now it's not a huff

抱歉如果我现在不走就不叫愤然了

Don't take this the wrong way

你别多想

but that was even more exciting than the sex

但刚才那感觉比上床还令我兴奋

Don't take this the wrong way but yes it was

你也别多想但确实比上床还爽

Leonard where are you going

莱纳德你这是要去哪

Well to work

去上班

Just trying out a different route

试试走另一条路

Okay

好吧

If we cross the county line it's technically kidnapping

如果我们越过县边界这就成绑架了

Well if you don't approve of my driving too bad

如果你不赞同我开车的方式很可惜

This is the new me Get used to it

这是全新的我赶快习惯吧

Fine Then this is the new me

行吧那这就是全新的我

and he finds the new you tiresome

而他觉得全新的你好烦人

How is that different than the old you

这跟从前的你有什么不同

The new me gives knowing winks

全新的我会做出会心的眨眼

Well all these years

这么多年来

I I was afraid to say what I wanted

我都不敢说出自己真正想要的

You know even at work

就算在工作上

you know there's things I want to accomplish

我也有想完成的目标

but I didn't want to ruffle any feathers or step on any toes

但我不想惹毛或踩到他人的界线[脚趾]

Feathers and toes Is the new thing you're trying

羽毛和脚趾你想完成的新目标

to accomplish ballroom dancing with a chicken

难道是在舞池和一只鸡共舞吗

Look at that the new me is hilarious

瞧啊全新的我真是爆笑哏王

Always wanted to be the principal investigator

我一直想当等离子体物理研究的

on a plasma physics study

首席研究员

Hey look at that the new you's funny too

瞧啊全新的你也很搞笑

I'm serious You know

我是认真的

I'm gonna put together a proposal

我要写一份项目建议书

and tell President Siebert this is what I want to do

告诉塞伯特校长这就是我想做的

If he doesn't let me

如果他不批准

there's plenty of other universities that will

还有大把大学愿意让我研究这个项目

Sure there are

当然有啦

Of course you don't want me to do that

你当然不希望我这么做了

because you like it when you're successful and I'm not

因为你就喜欢你功成名就而我无所作为

No you're confusing causation and

不你搞混了因果关系和...

"Welcome to Alhambra " Where the heck are we

"欢迎来到阿罕布拉" 这是什么鬼地方啊

Now I'm some sort of big joke

现在我成了大家的笑柄

I'm even on some alien conspiracy blog

连外星人阴谋论博客也报道我

See "Caltech astrophysicist

看到没 "加州理工天文物理学家

finds proof of alien life"

找到外星生命存在的证据"

Wow that is not a great picture of you

你这张照片真不上镜

That's not the point

这不是重点好吗

Dr Koothrappali

库萨帕里博士

I'm surprised to see you in here Why is that

-真意外你居然在这里 -为什么

Because the truth

因为真相...

is out there

就在外面

该剧常讨论外星生命和政府阴谋论

美剧《X档案》经典片头语

You see That's what I'm talking about

你看我说的就是这个

People have been doing that to me all day

今天一整天都有人对我玩这种哏

Relax They're just having fun

淡定啦他们只是开开玩笑

Oh come on

不是吧

See It's fun

我就说了很好笑嘛

Wow Deja vu

这番景象似曾相识

Amy you're a neuroscientist

艾米你是神经系统学家

you know the latest research into deja vu suggests

你知道关于"既视感"的最新研究表明

it's nothing but the frontal regions of the brain

那只不过是大脑的额叶

attempting to correct an inaccurate memory

试图纠正错误的记忆罢了

You telling me stuff I already know

你告诉我我早已知道的事

is definitely deja vu

这场景绝对似曾相识

How about telling me something I don't know

不如说些我不知道的事吧

like why you're sitting on the stairs

比如你为什么坐在楼梯上

How can I tell if I'm doing something for a noble reason

我如何分辨我做一件事是出于高尚的原因

or a selfish reason

还是自私的原因

Try saying the thing in your head

试试在脑海里说出那件事

and see if you can add the words "That'll show 'em "

看你能否在后面加上"点醒这些傻子"

Leonard's about to demand a job

莱纳德准备申请一个项目

that I don't think the university will give him

我觉得学校不会批准

I'm worried he's making a giant mistake

我担心他这是犯了一个大错误

But maybe I only think that

但或许我这么想

because deep down I don't want him to succeed

只是因为我内心深处不希望他成功

The fact that you're worried about your motivation

你担心自己这么做的动机

supports the idea that you genuinely care for your friend

恰恰证明你是真心关心你的朋友

I do

我是关心他

Thank you Amy

谢谢你艾米

You know what

知道吗

After I've talked to Leonard

等我跟莱纳德谈完后

you've earned yourself a bonus lecture on Sponge Hulk

额外奖励你一场关于海绵浩克的讲座

That'll show me

点醒我这傻子

So I spent the whole day putting together this proposal

我花了一整天写好这份建议书

and tomorrow I'm gonna tell President Siebert

明天我就告诉塞伯特校长

that this is what I want to do

这是我想做的

Oh Well this

这个...

looks great

看起来好棒

You didn't even open it ‭Well no

-你都没打开看 -不

it's got a nice you know

这份建议书

science y heft to it I

有着沉甸甸的科学重量我...

Really proud of you sweetie

真心为你骄傲亲爱的

Leonard

莱纳德

I have been agonizing

我一直在纠结

over whether or not to say something to you

要不要跟你说这些话

Aw Let me help Don't

我帮你决定别说

I have to

我必须说

I don't think that you should demand to be in charge

我觉得你不该要求负责

of a plasma project

一个等离子体项目

Well big surprise

好意外哦

You can't stand the idea of me succeeding

你无法忍受我可能会成功

No I'll be honest

不我就实话实说了

New assertive Leonard is going to take some getting used to

我得花点时间才能适应独断自信的全新莱纳德

But so did cargo pants Leonard hmm

但当初穿工装裤的莱纳德我后来也慢慢接受啦

Who for the record I miss

说真的我怀念那个莱纳德

He always had gum

他身上总带着口香糖

Sheldon if this is what he wants he should ask for it

谢尔顿如果这是他想要的他就该提出来

I mean what's the worst that happens They say no

最糟糕又能怎样不就是被拒绝吗

Well I'm not gonna let them say no

我不会让他们拒绝我

If they don't want me to quit this is what it's gonna take

如果他们不希望我辞职就得批准

Wait you're gonna quit

等等你打算辞职

Yeah It's like you said I have to go after what I want

对你也说过我必须争取我想要的

and if I can't get that at Caltech

如果我在加州理工得不到

there are plenty of other universities in the world

这世界上的大学多的是

In the world

这世界上

I can't even get you to go to the beach

我都没办法让你去海滩

and now you want to move to the world

现在你想去全世界啦

Well I don't want to

我也不想

but if that's what I have to do

但如果这是我必须做的...

Okay don't you think threatening to quit your job is something

你不觉得以辞职要挟这种事

you should run by me first

应该先问过我吗

You said I shouldn't worry about your feelings

你说过我不应该担心你的感受

I meant feelings about things that I don't care about

我指的是我对不在乎的事情的感受

Now I'm not quite sure when to jump in here

我不确定什么时候要掺和进来

Not now ‭ Okay

-不是时候 -好

Fine you want to talk about it Let's talk about it

你想谈我们就谈

I I'm not loving my job right now

我不喜欢现在的工作

And this is something that would make me happy

这是能带给我快乐的事情

Don't you want me to be happy

你不希望我快乐吗

Oh I've been dinged on this before

我以前为这事栽过跟头

Whatever you really think you have to say yes

不管你怎么想必须回答"希望"

Of course I want you to be happy Well played

-我当然希望你快乐 -做得好

Okay I know this seems scary

我知道这似乎很可怕

but I put together a strong proposal

但我的建议书很有力度

It's good for me it's good for the university

对我对大学都有好处

They're gonna give it to me

他们会同意的

不行

I'm sorry President Siebert

抱歉塞伯特校长

but I'm not taking no for an answer

但我不接受否定答案

I speak a little Russian

我懂点俄语

Will you take nyet for an answer

俄语的"否"你接受吗

I'm serious

我说真的

Oh Well that changes everything

那一切自然不同了

Really Nyet

-真的吗 -"否"[俄语]

I know a lot of people have been having fun

我知道很多人玩得不亦乐乎

claiming that I said I found alien life

声称我说我发现了外星人

I want to make it clear

我想说清楚

that is not what I said

我不是这样说的

I did say that was one possible explanation

我的确说过有这种可能

I don't think that's something to mock

我不觉得这有什么可嘲笑的

Right It would be arrogant for us to assume

对吧如果假设宇宙中只有我们

that we are alone in the universe

那也未免太自大了

And as scientists we need to remain open

作为科学家我们要保持开放心态

to the possibility that the truth may sound silly

尽管真相有可能听起来很傻

or far fetched

或是牵强附会

Uh the round Earth Germs that cause diseases

地球是圆的导致疾病的细菌

Subatomic particles

亚原子粒子

All these at one time seemed fanciful

这些都曾经被认为是想象

So who's to say what science fiction of today

谁又能说今日的科幻

will be the reality of tomorrow

他日不会成为现实

Will there be colonies on Mars

能移民去火星吗

Uh matter transporters

物质传送

Perhaps the Loch Ness Monster is real

也许尼斯湖水怪是真实存在的

Who knows I'm just saying that

谁知道呢我意思是

the only way science moves forward

科学进步的唯一方式

is to follow the evidence wherever it leads

就是让证据带领我们

even if it makes us sound crazy sometimes

哪怕有时候会让我们说的话显得疯狂

Hey Bernie look at this

妮妮看这个

"Caltech astrophysicist claims

"加州理工天体物理学家声称

Loch Ness Monster is real "

尼斯湖水怪是真实存在的"

Hey How did it go Great

-怎么样 -非常好

What so you got the job

你得到那份工作了

I did not

我没有

So you quit Okay Leonard I can't move

你辞职了吗莱纳德我不能搬家

I just bought a six month membership to SoulCycle

我刚买了半年的灵魂动感单车会员

Well I I didn't quit

我没有辞职

I said I was going to

我说我会辞职

I walked out the door and started crying

我走出门就开始哭

You know "Oh my God oh my God oh my God what'd I do "

我不断地叫"我的天我该怎么办"

And then he called me back in

然后他又把我叫回去

Then he changed his mind

他改主意了

He did not

没有

I'm really confused about

我真的不知道

how to react to this story

对这个故事要作出什么反应

President Siebert didn't want to lose me

塞伯特校长不希望我离开

Even though they couldn't make me

尽管他们不能让我

a lead investigator on a plasma team

做等离子体团队的首席研究员

there was an opening for a co lead

但光子纠缠团队

on a photon entanglement team

有一个联合首席的空缺

How cool is that

是不是很酷

You're gonna have to tell me

你得告诉我

It's really cool

真的很酷

Oh I am so happy for you

我真为你高兴

I almost got what I wanted and it never would have happened

我差点就得到我想要的如果没有你差点相信我

if you hadn't almost believed in me ‭

这一切就不会发生

Let's celebrate What do you want to do

我们来庆祝你想做什么

Oh please don't make me decide another thing ‭

拜托别再让我做决定

Hey you want to go to SoulCycle with me

你想和我一起去骑灵魂动感单车吗

Give me a minute I'll think of something

给我一分钟我想其他活动

Now I know what you're thinking

我知道你在想什么

isn't Broccoli Hulk basically just the Jolly Green Giant

西兰花浩克是否就是快乐的绿巨人

快乐的绿巨人是知名的冷冻蔬菜罐头品牌的卡通形象

That is what I was thinking

我的确是这样想的

Let's never discuss it again

我们别再讨论了

Really

不是吧

Are you hiding from Penny again No No no no

-你又在躲佩妮吗 -不是不是

I I went to SoulCycle with her and my legs hurt so bad I

我和她去骑灵魂动感单车腿太痛了我...

literally can't stand up

真的站不起来了

Sheldon why don't you keep him company

谢尔顿你陪他吧

All right

好

Hello Leonard

你好莱纳德

Have you ever wondered

你有没有想过

what the Hulk would be like if he were made of sherbet

如果浩克是冰冻果子露做的会怎么样

I give up

我放弃

Delicious

会是美味的浩克