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Howard Wolowitz

霍华德·沃罗威茨

Hey Howard Dave Roeger here at NASA

霍华德我是太空总署的戴夫·罗杰

We need to talk about your upcoming mission

我们需要谈谈你接下来的任务

Yes yes I've been doing my push ups

没问题我每天都还有在做俯卧撑呢

I'm still stuck at nine but

虽然我目前只能做九个但...

that's going all the way down with no one holding me

这都是没人托着我的情况下顺利完成的

That's great uh but that's not why I called

那很好但这不是我找你的原因

We've run into a bit of a snafu

我们遇到点大麻烦

Your Soyuz capsule failed the pressurization test

你的联盟号太空舱没通过增压测试

so bottom line mission's been scrubbed

总而言之你的任务被废止了

You're kidding So what does that mean

不是吧那"废止"的意思是...

Boy I got to tell you

我不得不说

I'm really disappointed

我真的很失望

This was my dream ever since I was a little kid

这是我儿时以来的梦想

Okay well uh thanks for the call

无论如何还是要感谢您的来电

Yep you too

好的您也保重

Yes Thank you

太棒了谢天谢地啊

I'm not gonna die in space

老子不用死在太空里了

I'm gonna die the way God intended

我可以按照上帝的旨意

in my late 50s with a heart full of pastrami

五六十岁时死于吃太多熏肉引发的心脏病了

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第五季第二十三集

I'm going to need a larger shirt

我需要一件更大的衬衫

This one's a little tight under the arms

这件腋下部位有点紧

Okay

好吧

Do you think maybe it's tight

你不觉得之所以会紧

because you're wearing long underwear

是因为你里面穿了套长的内衣裤吗

Yes of course that's why it's tight

废话当然是因为这个

All right let me rephrase the question

好吧让我重新表述下问题

Why are you wearing long underwear

你干嘛要穿长的内衣裤啊

You're kidding

你不是吧

Shouldn't the question be why aren't you

重点应该是 "为何你不穿长内衣裤"

No it should be why are you

不应该是"为何你穿啊"

Leonard these rental tuxedos have been

莱纳德这些租赁的礼服早已被

worn by hundreds of sweaty strangers

上百个满身臭汗的陌生人穿过

I don't like my own sweat touching my skin

我连沾到自己的汗都讨厌

how do you think I feel about theirs

陌生人的汗不是更要命吗

Why don't you slip this on

试试这件吧

Said the hangman offering a noose

就跟绞刑吏来送绞索一样

Well that wasn't as entertaining as when he rents bowling shoes

虽然不如他租保龄球鞋时搞笑

but it was right up there

不过也相差无几了

Well that's it

好吧木已成舟

My orders have been rescinded

我的任命被撤销了

I am officially "no go" to space

我正式"去不成"太空了

I'm sorry Howard but I got to tell you

我很遗憾霍华德不过老实说

I'm a little relieved you're not going

你去不成我反倒松了一口气

Why

为什么

Come on you were gonna go up in a rocket

拜托送你上太空的火箭

designed in the 1960s by the Russians

可是俄国人在上世纪六十年代设计的

Yeah so

是啊那又如何

When was the last time you were at Best Buy

你可有过去百思买购物时

and you heard someone say "ooh check out this Blu ray player

听别人说 "快看这个蓝光播放器

it must be good it was built in Russia"

是俄国制造的呢肯定不错"的经验吗

Well their technology isn't that bad

他们的技术也没那么糟啦

When you come back to Earth in a Soyuz capsule

当你坐着联盟号太空舱返回地球时

you free fall from space at 500 miles per hour

你会以每小时500英里的速度自由落体

and the only thing that slows you down

唯一帮你减速的东西

is a little parachute that pops out

是你撞向地面的前一刻

right before you crash into the ground

弹出的小小降落伞

And the whole thing was designed by the same brilliant minds

而设计这火箭的人可是连飞鼠洛奇和

who were unable to capture Rocky and Bullwinkle

驯鹿布尔温克都抓不到的"聪明"俄国人呢

美国六十年代经典卡通片《飞鼠洛基冒险记》的主角

飞鼠洛奇和驯鹿布尔温克

All right well whatever

好吧不管怎么说

I wasn't worried

我一点也不担心

You weren't

是吗

Let me explain the difference between you and me

让我解释一下你和我的区别

You watch Star Trek

你是《星际迷航》的看客

I live it

而我是住客

Oh please I don't remember the episode of Star Trek

拜托《星际迷航》可有过任何一集

where the guy never goes to space

是讲一个没去成太空的家伙

and brags about it in a tuxedo store

在礼服店自吹自擂的故事啊

Make all the jokes you want

随你怎么嘲笑我

but there's only one of us here brave enough

但我们之中也就只有一个人足够勇敢

to almost do what I almost did

差点真做了上太空的大业

Ah much better

这回好多了

You must be burning up

你现在肯定热得要死吧

A little But not more than your urethras will be

是有点不过也比你们从那些裤子染上点

after whatever's in those pants swims up them

不知名的病菌然后尿道灼热瘙痒来得强

I cut quite the dashing yet hygienic figure don't I

我将潇洒与卫生完美的结合起来了不是吗

I look like the Flash about to get married

我看上去就像是闪电侠要结婚了

Oh A tissue A tissue

天啊废纸巾废纸巾

Oh good Lord

上帝啊

Uh where's he going

他要上哪去

He keeps emergency Purell in the car

他在车里准备了紧急消毒液

Keys Keys Keys

钥匙给我给我给我

Hey you Before I come in

-是你啊 -我进来之前

you should know I have gas

得先告诉你我可是有"气"而来哟

For the record not your worst opening line

说起来你还说过更烂的开场白呢

Check it out It's the gas I use

来看吧这瓶气是我用来让

in my free electron laser to support high voltages

自由电子激光支持高电压的

But it also has an interesting secondary use

但它还有个有趣的第二用途

Here Breathe this in

给你吸一口

B Before I do it

在我吸之前

if you're a cop you have to tell me right

如果你是条子你会告诉我的吧

Just try it Okay

-吸就好啦 -好吧

What's it supposed to

吸完后会...

Oh my God that's so freaky

天啊这太诡异了

You're a mean one

"你这个小气鬼"

出自同名歌曲《You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch》

Mr Grinch

"圣诞怪杰先生"

Okay Me me me Ready

好了好了到我了准备好没

Leonard I am your father

莱纳德我是你爹

I have never been more attracted to a woman

我这辈子从没这么被一个

who sounds like a man in my life

声音像男人的女人吸引过

Hey you know how we've been

你知道我们一直...

taking things slow

进展得比较慢吧

Well I've been thinking and

我最近一直在想...

maybe I'm ready to

或许我准备好...

take things a little faster

让进展加快...一点点啦

Oh great

太好了

And I promise after waiting four months

我向你保证憋了四个月之后

fast is what you're gonna get

也就只能当"快枪手"了

You know just just one thing

不过有个问题

Look we're in a really great place right now

我们现在关系那么融洽

and I don't want to do anything

我不想做出任何

that will make stuff all weird again

把关系弄尴尬的事情

So we won't let it get weird

那我们就别让它变尴尬不得了

Okay Oh and just a heads up

行我还得提个醒

mm since the last time you saw me naked

从我们上次"亲密"到现在这之间

儿童节目《芝麻街》中的人物角色

I got a Cookie Monster tattoo

我纹了个甜怪饼纹身

The acceptable response"s when you see it

你看到的时候除了称赞"好炫"

are "awesome" or nothing

我不想听到其他废话

What about

那我就说

我要甜饼

Amy

艾米

Amy

艾米

Amy

艾米

7 00 right on time

七点刚好准时

It's not an accident

这可不是什么"刚好"

I waited outside your door for 20 minutes

人家在足足在门外等了二十分钟呢

Well dinner's almost ready

晚餐马上就好

I must say

我不得不说

I was surprised you chose to spend

我真没想到你会选择在家里

our date night in your apartment

度过我们的约会之夜

As I mentioned

正如我提到的

the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times

帕萨迪纳市议会正在辩论加长行人过马路的时间

and later the LEGO store is having a midnight madness sale

而且乐高专卖店午夜还会举行疯狂大甩卖

You ask anyone that's a hot date

任谁都觉得那样的约会更血脉喷张

Tempting choices but I have something special

是挺诱人不过今晚我准备了

planned for tonight

一些特别的东西

What can be more special than

有什么能比

having an adequate amount of time to cross the street

在去买乐高夺宝奇兵模型的路上

on your way to buy a tiny LEGO Indiana Jones

能有充足时间过马路更特别啊

With our friends moving forward in their relationships

鉴于我们的朋友关系都正在向前发展

I've decided that we should make progress in ours as well

我决定我们的关系也该更进一步了

Oh dear Lord

老天哪

Two years ago we didn't even know each other

两年前我们还不认识对方呢

and now I'm in your apartment after dark

现在我们就"夜晚时分你家见"了

How much faster can this thing go

这关系进展得还不够快吗

I had a feeling you'd be reluctant

我早有预感你会不同意

which is why I'm going to dip

所以我准备要使出我

into my neurobiological bag of tricks

神经生物学版的锦囊妙计了

Oh you brain monkeys kill me Dip away

你那些猴子主意最好玩了挖吧

I have devised an experiment

我设计了一个实验

that I believe will increase your feelings for me

我相信这能让你

in an accelerated time frame

加快对我产生感情

And how do you propose to do that

你准备怎么做呢

Uh hope you're not thinking

希望你不是想着

about some sort of LSD thought control

用迷幻药来对我进行思想控制

Because there's only one mind expanding drug that this man enjoys

因为我只喜欢一种迷药此药名"知识"

and that's called school

"唯知识能令我着迷"

Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up

情感的依赖是随着人类生长而诞生的

In your case to your mother superheroes et cetera

以你来说你依恋母亲超能英雄等等

I'm going to attempt an experiment that

我准备尝试一个实验

will get you to transfer those feelings to me

让你将这些情感转移到我身上

Well seems what's on the menu tonight

看来今晚的菜

is malarkey with a big side of poppycock

只有"胡言乱语"和"胡说八道"呢

We'll see

试了才知道

Let's start with a little romantic dinner music shall we

我们先听一首浪漫的晚餐音乐好吗

Super Mario Bros theme

超级玛丽的主题曲

Yes

没错

I see what you're doing

我明白你在干什么了

证实了记忆是基于联想

德国心理学家首先设计了测量机械学习和记忆的实验方法

You're attempting to build on the work of Ebbinghaus

你想如法炮制艾宾豪斯的方法

by triggering an involuntary memory of me playing that game

从潜意识勾起我玩这个游戏时的记忆

admittedly the happiest 600 hours of my childhood

也就是我儿时那最快乐的六百个小时

but it won't work

不过这是没用的

Fine There's no reason we still can't have a lovely dinner

好吧但也不影响我们享用晚餐

Why don't you have a seat

你先就坐吧

May I offer you something to drink

我给你倒点饮料喝吧

You know I don't drink

你知道我不喝饮料

Not even

这个也不喝吗

strawberry Quik

草莓速溶奶

I love strawberry Quik

我超爱草莓速溶奶

It's my favorite pink fluid

我最喜欢的粉色液体

narrowly beating out Pepto Bismol

比佩托比斯摩[粉色液体胃药]略胜一筹

Oh I know

我知道

I think it will go nicely

我觉得这个正好搭配

with what I have prepared

我特意准备的

for dinner

晚餐

Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it

意粉里面还加了热狗切片

Just like your mommy used to make

跟以前你妈妈做的一样

Oh yummy yummy

大餐啊大餐

We should do this more often

我们以后要经常这样约会

Uh oh

糟糕

I'm sorry I did

对不起我错了

I crossed a line I didn't mean to

我太过分了我不是故意的

Who says something like that right in the middle of sex

有谁会在做爱的时候说这样的话啊

I don't know it just came out

我不知道不自觉就说出口了

People say weird things during sex all the time

很多人在做爱期间都会说奇怪的话嘛

Okay well they sure as hell don't say that

可没人会说这个啊

It was the heat of the moment No

-高潮时刻情不自禁嘛 -放屁

the heat of the moment is "Ooh yeah just like that "

高潮时刻应该是说"对太爽了"

not "will you marry me "

而不是说"你愿意嫁给我吗"

I'm sorry

对不起

Just just give me another chance

再给我一次机会吧

Why so you can crawl under the covers and go

好让你下次能有机会在滚床单时说

"Hey baby want to go look for houses

"宝贝想去看看

in neighborhoods with good schools "

在好学校学区里的房子吗"

Again I'm sorry

我还是那句话对不起

You know with Howard and Bernadette getting married

你也知道霍华德和伯纳黛特要结婚了

I got caught up in a little wedding fever

我被这股结婚热感染了

I take it back

我收回那句话

You can't take something like that back

这种话覆水难收啊

I mean what are we even supposed to do now

我们现在该如何是好

Okay at some point we'll look back

说不定将来某天回想起

and this is going to be a funny story

会觉得这其实挺搞笑的啊

Why don't we just start doing that now

我们现在就可以当笑话看嘛

You're kidding No

-你不是吧 -我是说真的

Hey do you remember

你还记不记得

that time when I proposed to you in bed

我在床上向你求婚的那件事啊

And you were all like "What are you doing "

你当时一脸惊讶说"你说毛呢"

That was so funny

真是笑死人了

So funny

太好笑了

It's not funny

一点都不好笑

Give it a minute

让笑点再酝酿一会

Is that a little smile I see there

嘴角是不是要扬起微笑啦

I should go

我还是闪吧

Hey I was thinking

我刚刚在想

For our first dance at the wedding

我们结婚时的第一支舞蹈

what if we learn the final number from Dirty Dancing

我们学电影《辣身舞》里的最后那支舞怎么样

You're kidding No

-你说笑的吧 -说真的

come on

来嘛

How cool would that be

那该有多酷啊

Me running into your arms

我奔向你的臂弯

you lifting me up into the air

你把我举在空中

Oh you're in a good mood

某人心情不错呀

Yeah well why wouldn't I be

当然啦有什么好不开心的

You know I'm marrying the girl of my dreams

我就要迎娶我的梦中情人了

and I finally got my mother to agree

而且我也终于说服我妈

not to come on our honeymoon

不跟着咱们去度蜜月了

Oh it's NASA

是航空航天局打来的

Oh hang on Wolowitz

我是沃罗威茨

Oh Hi Dave What's up

戴夫怎么了

No kidding Really

你没开玩笑吧真的吗

Well that's great news

这这真是太好了

Great great news

天大的好消息

All right I'll watch my e mail for the details

好的我会查邮件的

Okay talk soon

好的回头聊

What's so great

什么天大的好消息呀

It looks like I'm going into space after all

看来我还是要上太空了

Oh Howie that's wonderful

华仔这太棒了

Uh huh wonderful

是挺棒

What happened I thought they canceled your mission

怎么回事他们不是把你的任务取消了吗

Th They did

是取消了

But NASA really wants my telescope up on the space station

可是航空航天局很想把我的望远镜装上太空站

so they're putting me on an earlier launch

所以他们要让我提前升空

When A week from Friday

-什么时候 -下周五

What We're getting married that Sunday

什么可咱们的婚礼就在那个周日呀

You're right

说的没错

I I can't go to space

我我不能去太空

I have to get married

我要结婚

and no one can say that's not a good reason

这个理由没人能反驳

I'll call him back

我这就打回给他

Wait I don't want to be the one who stands in your way

等一下我不想成为阻碍你的那个人

Well too bad you already did It's a done deal

可惜你已经是了米已成炊了

Oh well But I forgive you

但是没关系我原谅你

No That's not how I want to start our marriage

不行我不想这么开始咱们的婚姻

killing your dream

我怎么能一上来就毁掉你的梦想呢

We'll have the wedding when you get back

等你回来咱们再举办婚礼

But wh what about all the plans and the guests

可是我们已经做好计划而且喜帖都发了呀

We'll call them

打电话给大家取消就是了

Although my dad's gonna go a little nutso

虽然我老爸会因为损失了酒席押金

over losing his deposits

而不是太爽

You're right he is

没错他一定会的

Your dad's gonna be furious

你爸会气疯的

There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding

他不可能会同意我们延迟婚礼

Well we tried

至少咱们努力过了

I'll talk to him

我去跟他谈

He won't say no to his little girl

他不会拒绝他的宝贝女儿的

No I I should talk to him

不应该我去跟他谈

man to man

来场男人跟男人间的对话

But Howie my dad can be a bully

但是华仔我老爸很凶的

He's gonna make you cancel your space flight

他会逼你不让你上太空的

We can only hope

这样最好...

that he doesn't

是别发生啦

Bishop to queen four

象挪到二层的

level two

四号皇后

Check

将军

Sheldon

谢尔顿

knight takes bishop

马吃掉象

You all right

你没事吧

I'm fine

我没事

Are you

真的吗

You left your queen exposed from above

你把你的皇后暴露在敌军之中

you trapped your knight in the corner

把你的马困在了角落里

and you keep sighing and saying "Why me "

还不停地一边叹气一边说"为什么是我"

Very well

好吧

Can I ask you a question about women

我能问你一个关于女人的问题吗

We got you that book last year

我们去年不是买了那本书给你嘛

Wasn't everything in there

那里面的东西还不够全面吗

No I'm having a relationship problem with Amy

不是我跟艾米有点感情问题

And by the way that book gave me nightmares

顺便说一句我看完那本书就做噩梦

Well if it makes you feel any better

我跟佩妮最近也闹得很僵

I screwed things up pretty good with Penny

也许这样能让你觉得好受点

Look at us Leonard

你看咱俩现在莱纳德

engaging in the social convention of

都会像普通的男人一样

men bellyaching about their ol' ladies

聚在一起抱怨自己家的女人了

I guess we are

是啊

So what's going on

那说说吧你们怎么了

Believe it or not

信不信由你

Amy has embarked on a campaign

艾米开始想尽办法哄我开心

to increase my feelings for her

就为了增进

by making me happy

我对她的感情

I'm sorry that must be very difficult for you

我深表同情你肯定觉得"很不好受"

It's awful

简直糟透了

This morning she arranged for me

今早她替我打点好一切

to be an Amtrak junior conductor for the day

让我当一天全美铁路客运公司的小售票员

It It's usually only open to children

通常这种机会只提供给小孩子

She got them to make an exception

她逼人家为我破例了

Shame on her

她真无耻

They let me blow the whistle Leonard

他们让我吹哨子了莱纳德

She's good

她还真有两下子

I know And it gets worse

就是啊而且事态愈发严重了

Her efforts are causing me

她的努力已经开始让我

to have affectionate feelings for her

在不恰当的时候

at inappropriate times

对她想入非非了

You mean like in bed or in the shower

你是指在床上或是在你冲凉的时候吗

才不是呢

Would you please stop referencing that infernal book

你能别再引用那本万恶淫书中的句子了吗

For example this morning

比如说今天早上

I was calculating the random motion

我正在计算真空条件下虚粒子的

of virtual particles in a vacuum

无规则运动

when suddenly the particles morphed

突然间那些虚粒子

into an image of Amy's dandruff

变形成了艾米的头皮屑

gently cascading down onto her pale

慢慢地从她的头上倾泻而下

slightly hunched shoulders

落在她苍白又微微隆起的肩膀上

What has that vixen done to me Leonard

这个女巫到底对我下了什么药啊莱纳德

And how do I make it stop

我怎么才能停止这一切呀

Well if you had a physical relationship

如果你俩有肉体关系的话

I'd say propose during sex

我会建议你在跟她亲热的过程中求婚

Turns out that's a real mood killer

绝对一招毙命性趣全无

I assume we're talking about you now Yeah

-我猜咱俩现在聊得是你咯 -没错

So that's how this works

所以这种社交场合就是这样的吗

I complain and then you complain

我抱怨几句然后你再接着抱怨几句

and no one offers any solutions

可大家都没什么解决办法

Pretty much

基本上就是这样

Well no wonder the women are winning

怪不得女人们开始占上风了呢

Mr Rostenkowski are you busy

罗森考斯基先生你在忙吗

Oh just looking at some old pictures Come on in

我只是在看些老照片进来吧

Family pictures or

是家庭照片还是...

H Holy crap that's a dead person

天哪那是个死人

Last murder case before I retired

我退休前最后一桩谋杀案

How many bodies do you see there

这里有多少具死尸

Careful

好好数

it's a trick question

这个问题很有难度

I'm not sure

我不确定

Nah you'll never get it

算了你也猜不到

It's a fraction

是来自同一尸体的碎块

How about that

意想不到啊

Anyway sir

是这样的先生

I need to talk to you about something

我有点事想找你谈谈

Walnut

要吃核桃吗

No thank you

不用了谢谢

I'm allergic

我对核桃过敏

Oh sure

好的

My partner used to have that

我搭档也过敏

He's dead now

他已经死了

From nuts

死于坚果吗[疯子]

Nah his wife shot him

不是被他老婆枪杀的

But she was nuts so in a way

不过她是疯子所以某种意义上来说...

Nice story

真是好故事

Anyway

总之

the reason I wanted to talk to you is

我想跟你谈谈的原因是

NASA has moved up my launch to the International Space Station

宇航局把我上太空站的发射提前了

Yeah so So

-那又如何 -那就是说

the date is going to conflict with me marrying your daughter

发射日期跟我娶你女儿的日期有冲突

Now I know what you're going to say

我知道你想说什么

I made a commitment to Bernadette and to your family

我已对伯纳黛特和您家作出承诺

and I've got a hell of a lot of nerve coming in here

我鼓起万般勇气来到这里

and demanding that we postpone this thing

提出延期的要求实在是太过分了

Well message heard and understood

所以我明白了也理解了

Mission canceled Thank you

取消去太空站的任务打扰了

Where are you going

你要去哪

I'm sorry

抱歉

May I be excused

我可以离开了吗

No you may not

不可以

Let me tell you something

我来告诉你

When I first met you

我第一次见到你时

You just gonna stand there

你就站在那里听吗

I'm sorry I didn't know is this going to

抱歉我不知道是要...

Well I should sit

好的我坐下

May I be seat Well I'll just sit

我能坐吗...我坐下就是

When I first met you

我第一次见到你时

I didn't like you

很不喜欢你

I'm aware of that sir

我知道先生

But then you and I had some time together

跟你相处过一段时间后

It did not get better

还是不喜欢你

Right right

好吧

That silly Beatle haircut

你那愚蠢的披头士发型

and you riding around on a red Vespa

骑一辆红色小摩托

and you're still living at home with your mother

还跟你妈妈一起住

To be honest I thought Bernadette chose you

老实说我觉得伯纳黛特选择你

to punish me

是为了惩罚我

But then I heard about your astronaut thing

然后我听到你要当宇航员的事

and I realized

我才意识到

I judged you too fast

我过于草率的判断你了

Maybe you are the right guy for my little girl

也许你就是最适合我女儿的白马王子

Oh I am And just so you know

我就是而且你也知道的

I'd still be an astronaut even if I didn't go to space

即使我不去太空了我也依旧是宇航员

I've got an I D card and a NASA golf shirt

我有身份认证卡和宇航局的高尔夫衫

No no you got to go

不不你一定得去

You can't turn down an opportunity like this

不应该放弃这样的一个机会

B But what about the wedding

那婚礼怎么办

and all the money you put down for the reception

还有你为婚宴投下去的钱怎么办

You let me worry about that

这事我烦恼就好

You go up to that space station

你安心去那个空间站

and you make me proud

让我为你骄傲

Um okay

好吧

You got a problem with that

你觉得这有什么问题吗

All right look I'm gonna level with you

好吧我跟你说老实话

I'm terrified about going into space

我很害怕进入太空

What if I don't make it back

要是我回不来怎么办

It's gonna be okay son

会没事的女婿

You really think so

你真的这么想吗

Of course

当然

A pretty girl like Bernadette

伯纳黛特那么漂亮

she'll find a new guy

肯定会找到新归宿

Off to work Yeah

-去上班吗 -对

Have a nice night

祝你晚上过得愉快

Okay you too

你也是

Penny just wait

佩妮等等

I've been thinking about what I said

我一直在想那天

when we were in bed the other night

我们上床时我说过的话

Yeah I've been thinking about it too

我也一直在想

I noticed you never answered me

你一直都还没回答我呢

You're right

没错

答案是不

Uh follow up Are we still dating Yep

-继续那我们还是恋人吗 -是啊

Is it still weird 'cause I proposed Yep

-还在因为我求婚而尴尬吗 -是啊

I have a couple more quick questions

我还有几个问题要问

Do you want to call me from the car No

-你上车打电话给我谈吧 -别想

Think I played that pretty well

还处理的挺不错嘛

Hello Leonard

你好莱纳德

What are you doing

你们在做什么

We're playing doctor

我们在玩医生游戏

Star Trek style

《星际迷航》式的

I'm in hell Leonard

我堕落了莱纳德

Don't stop

别停啊