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And the next wedding gift is

下一个结婚礼品是

a gravy boat

调味肉汁壶

Ooh one gravy boat

挺好肉汁壶一个

That's from Sheldon

那是谢尔顿送的哦

He told me he had it engraved

他说他还在上面刻字了

"In the event of a divorce

"如不幸离婚

please return to Sheldon Cooper "

请物归原主"

One "Inappropriate

"乱来

yet I wish I thought of that" gravy boat

而我却当初没想到"的调味肉汁壶一个

When I get married I'm going to register

等我结婚我要去洛杉矶加州大学

at the UCLA Cadaver Lab

尸体实验室登记礼物

Ew why

恶心为什么呀

'Cause I've always wanted a whole human skeleton

我一直想要一副人体骨架

and they are really spendy

但那个真的好贵

So you actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday

所以你真的觉得你和谢尔顿会有天结婚吗

Not just someday

不是有天

In exactly four years

确切说来是四年后

But don't tell Sheldon

但先别给谢尔顿漏口风

He's still a flight risk

他还是只会飞的鸭子呢

What about you Penny

那你呢佩妮

What about me what

我怎么了

Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married

你觉得你会跟莱纳德结婚吗

Oh well you know

这个嘛

Leonard is great

莱纳德是个好男人

But do you think you'll ever get married

你觉得你们会结婚吗

He's a sweetie

他很贴心哦

You're not answering the question

你在顾左右而言他

Do you love him

你爱他吗

Yeah sure of course I love him

当然我当然爱他啊

It doesn't sound like it

听起来不太像啊

Well I do

但我的确爱他啊

Do you tell him that

你有对他说吗

No he'd just take it the wrong way

没他一定会理解错的

What does that mean

你什么意思

It means he is special and smart and nice and

我的意思是他很特别有才人好

Are you gonna break up with him No

-你要跟他分手啦 -没有啊

Maybe I don't know

可能吧我也不知道

I had no idea you were unhappy

我不知道原来你爱得不开心

That's the thing I'm not

重点就在这我没有不开心

I'm not unhappy at all It's just I don't know

我完全没有不开心只是...

I I've been in love before but it felt different

我以前也爱过但感觉跟现在不一样

But maybe this is a new better boring kind of love

这可能是一段全新更好但无聊的爱情

Do you ever feel that way about Howard

你对霍华德有过这种感觉吗

Oh that's not really a fair comparison

拿我男人跟你男人比不太公平啊

I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear

我嫁的可是性感版的巴斯光年

Amy you

艾米你呢

Can't help ya kid

这我也回答不了

Whenever I'm around Sheldon

待在谢尔顿身边的每分每秒

I feel like my loins are on fire

胯下都如同火焰在烧

In the good way

是欲火

Not the urinary tract infection way

不是尿路感染的灼烧感

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第六季第二集

Hey buddy how's it going up there

兄弟你在上面好吗

You don't have to shout Raj

拉杰你不用大声吼啦

It's not like I'm an astronaut floating around in outer space

我又不是什么飘浮在外太空的宇航员

Oh wait I am

不对我还真是啊

So is it everything you hoped it would be

那里是否就像你梦想中那样

It's better

棒多了

I wake up every morning and I just can't believe

每早醒来我还是不敢相信

I'm on this incredible adventure

我有幸来到这美妙的旅途上

Hey Froot Loops

果麦圈客

did you clean the space toilet

你去刷马桶了吗

Excuse me I'm talking to my friends

拜托我在跟我朋友说话呢

You know the rules new guy scrubs the toilet

规矩你懂新人负责刷马桶

If you do good job next time we give you brush

你好好干下次说不定赏你个马桶刷用用

Funny

真会说笑

We're always giving each other a hard time up here

我们大家都很喜欢闹闹对方

It's kind of like being in a frat

就像在兄弟会一样

You know joking kidding around hurting feelings

打打闹闹伤害一下对方心灵

Okay my turn Let me talk to him

好了轮到我跟他说话了

Go ahead

说吧说吧

2311 North Los Robles Avenue

2311 北罗伯斯大街

Pasadena California to International Space Station

帕萨迪纳市加州与国际太空站对话

Can you read me Over

听到请回答完毕

Yes I read you Sheldon

听到你了谢尔顿

Copy that Over

收到完毕

What are you doing

你这是在干嘛

I am talking to a man in space

我在跟一个身在太空的人说话

If you don't have the

不弄那个声音[昆德音調]

昆德音調: 早期太空任务中对讲器开通与关闭时的声响]

then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street

他在太空或是附近的咖啡店又有何区别

You're out of your mind Sheldon

你疯了吧谢尔顿

That's a negative My mother had me tested Over

你说得不对我妈早带我验过了完毕

Come on scrub it up Loops

快啊去刷干净小圈儿

All right all right

好啦好啦

I gotta go

我得走了

There's a meteor shower

要去看流星雨了

You want to see a meteor shower

你想看流星雨吗

Take a look at what Dimitri just left you in the toilet

迪米特里在厕所里就给你留了"流星雨"

Bye

再见啦

Over and out

通话完毕

Bye buddy

再见啦兄弟

Hello

大家好啊

Hey Stuart come on in

斯图尔特进来吧

What are you doing here

你来这里干嘛

Um Raj invited me to go to the movies with you guys

拉杰邀请我跟你们一起去看电影

Excuse me

请问一下

I didn't authorize this

我没批准过哦

Sheldon you are not in charge

谢尔顿你又不是老大

That's mighty sassy for a man

某人马上要接受

with a roommate performance review around the corner

室友评测检验了说这话真是不知死活

What's the big deal

带他又怎么样

You guys are bringing your girlfriends

你们都带女朋友去

The big deal is I was expecting us

问题是我以为今天会是

to be an intimate group of five

亲密无间的五人组

Now we're going to be a

现在我们就成了

faceless mass of six

名都叫不出来的六人堆

It'll be fine Just uh pretend he's Wolowitz

没事的就把他当成沃罗威茨吧

Do you like Raisinets

你喜欢巧克力葡萄干吗

I can take them or leave them

不喜欢也不讨厌

At the movies Wolowitz always eats Raisinets

看电影时沃罗威茨总是吃巧克力葡萄干

Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets

如果我吃你会比较高兴吗

Well it's hardly my business what you eat

你吃什么管我屁事

as long as it doesn't crunch during the film

只要不发出噪音打扰电影

and it's Raisinets

并且是葡萄干就好

Okay

好吧

Should we go

我们能走了吗

Yeah but one more question

等等还有一个问题

If you're going to replace Wolowitz

如果你想取代沃罗威茨

I need to know a little more about you

我还得再深入了解你一点

All right

随你

Wolowitz went to MIT

沃罗威茨念过麻省理工

What's your educational background

你的教育背景是什么

I went to art school

我上过美术学校

Equally ridiculous Let's go

都一样可笑走吧

This insistence on hand holding is preposterous

这种对牵手的坚持实在太荒谬了

Well I like it

我就喜欢

Yeah of course you do

你当然喜欢了

You're a girl You like all kinds of hippy dippy things

你是女生弱智的事你都喜欢

Just watch the movie

看你的电影就好

It's not fair

真不公平

Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands

佩妮就不逼莱纳德牵她手

There might be a reason for that

那是事出有因的

Sweaty

手汗多

Unhygienic

不卫生

Looks dumb

看着傻

Take your pick

你选一个吧

Penny said she's not sure

佩妮说她不确定

she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore

自己是否还想和莱纳德继续交往

Wrong She just took a sip from his Diet Dr Pepper

错了她刚喝了他的低卡胡椒博士汽水

那又如何

So if she wants to end her pair bond with Leonard

如果她想结束和莱纳德的情侣关系

why on earth would she guzzle a witches' brew

又怎么会去如饮佳酿一般地

of his soda and spit

喝下他的汽水与口水呢

It's complicated

个中缘由很复杂

String theory is complicated

弦理论才叫复杂

That's just yucky

这只是令人作呕

Don't get any ideas

想都不要想

All right for the sake of argument let's say that's true

好吧就当你说的是真的

Why doesn't Penny just end the relationship

佩妮为什么想结束这段关系呢

She's not sure how she feels

她不太确定自己的感受

How can she not be sure how she feels

她怎么能不确定自己的感受呢

You know when I have a feeling I know it

当我有感受的时候我就很明确

Trains Love them

火车好喜欢

Swordfish I love them too

剑鱼同样喜欢

They're fish with a sword for a nose

它们可是鼻子配有利剑的鱼

Regardless don't say anything to Leonard

无论如何千万别告诉莱纳德

Now you're asking me to keep a secret

你这是要我对

from my best friend colleague and roommate

我的密友同事以及室友保守秘密吗

Yes please Penny will kill me

没错拜托了佩妮知道会杀了我的

Fine

好吧

FYI secret keeping Hate it

随便一提保守秘密最讨厌了

Hand holding Not a fan

牵手不喜欢

Hammerhead shark I love that thing

锤头鲨好喜欢

Yeah it's another fish with a tool on its head

又是一种头上带工具的鱼哦

Raisinet

吃巧克力葡萄干不

Shh we're trying to watch the movie

嘘我们正忙着看电影呢

This is not working out with him

他和我们的气场不合

What are you doing

你在干什么

I think I might have tartar buildup

我好像有牙垢堆积

My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to

我舌头伸不到以前那么长了

Maybe your tongue is shrinking

也许是你的舌头缩水了

Nope

没有

Oh you have no idea how annoying this is

你绝对想不到这有多烦人

I'm starting to get a sense of it

我已经开始有所体会了

Don't worry I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow

别担心我明天带你去看牙医

Thank you

谢了

I appreciate that

我很感激你

You're good people Leonard

你是个好人莱纳德

There's something I need to tell you

有件事我必须告诉你

Okay

说吧

I can't tell you

可我不能告诉你

Why

为啥

I can't tell you why I can't tell you

我不能说出不能告诉你的原因

So I guess there's two things I can't tell you

所以我有两件事不能告诉你

I wish there were more

我真希望还有更多

Good night

晚安

I'm sorry

抱歉

This is really important What is it

-这事实在太重要 -到底什么事

I like The Transformers

我喜欢变形金刚

Do you like The Transformers

你喜欢变形金刚吗

Where exactly did your mother have you tested

你妈到底是带你上哪去检查的

Leonard

莱纳德

The Transformers teach us

变形金刚告诉我们

that things are not always what they appear to be

事情的真相往往与其外在表现不同

You know like uh

你知道就像

a semi truck might be an alien robot

半拖挂卡车可能是外星机器人

or uh someone in a romantic relationship uh might feel

或者两个热恋中的人可能

differently than they appear to

会有不同的感受

Or a conversation

又或者一段关于

about The Transformers might actually be

变形金刚的对话其实指的是

about someone in this room

这客厅里的某位仁兄

I'm going to pause to let that sink in

我暂停一下以便你想一下

Okay I think I understand You do

-我想我听懂了 -真的吗

The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you

你就是那个仿佛无血无泪的机器人的仁兄

but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform

但你和艾米的感情正让你变成

into a red blooded man with sexual desires

一个有血有肉有性欲的人

That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard

这真是我听过最愚蠢的言论了

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

What

干嘛

Are you sleeping

你睡觉了吗

I was Now I'm having a nightmare

本来是现在我要做恶梦了

What do you want

你要干嘛

Never mind I still can't tell you

算了我还是不能告诉你

Penny

佩妮

Penny

佩妮

Penny

佩妮

Oh my God

上帝啊

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You frightened me

你吓死我了

What are you doing in my bedroom

你在我卧室干嘛

Yeah well I knocked on the front door

我刚有敲过大门啊

but you didn't hear it

可你没听见

How did you even get in you weirdo

你是怎么进来的你个怪胎

Yeah really

是吗

I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years

多年来不断有陌生男人进出你家

but when I do it it's weird

可当是我时就奇怪了

What do you want Sheldon

你要干嘛谢尔顿

Oh I was having a little trouble sleeping

我有一点点睡不着

and I just thought

然后我就想

uh seeing as you're up we could talk

反正你醒了我们来聊聊吧

Talk about what

聊什么

Oh I don't know

不知道耶

Uh weather uh fish you could do carpentry with

天气可以拿来做木工活的鱼类

Why Leonard is such an attractive

为什么莱纳德是一个这么迷人

and desirable boyfriend

又称心的男友

Yeah pick one your choice

你选一个由你做主

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record

你知道莱纳德的驾驶记录超完美

and enjoys the insurance discounts that go along with that

因此能享受到车险打折这件事吗

Hubba hubba

很棒吧

Okay go home crazy man Yeah

-好吧快回家你个疯子 -对了

Did you know that

你知不知道

while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country

虽然莱纳德在我们国家不算高大

in today's North Korea he's downright average

但在今日的朝鲜他绝对是标准身高

Talk about a keeper

正所谓乘龙佳婿啊

Okay what did Amy tell you

好吧艾米跟你说什么了

Oh very well

太棒了

I can't keep up this clever charade any longer

你再不猜出来我也编不出提示了

She told me

她告诉我

that you were thinking of ending it with Leonard

你想跟莱纳德分手

Okay you listen to me

好吧你听我说

I think it's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend

你想保护你朋友的做法真的很有爱

but this is none of your business Got it

但这不关你的事明白了吗

Excuse me This is not about protecting my friend

纠正一下这不是为了保护我的朋友

I'm a big fan of homeostasis

我是喜欢内稳态

Do you know what that is

你知道这是什么意思吗

Of course not Yeah

-当然不知道 -好吧

Homeostasis refers to a system's ability

内稳态是指一个系统

to regulate its internal environment

调节自身内部系统的能力

and maintain a constant condition of properties

并维持其属性在一个常规的状态下

like temperature or pH

就好像温度或酸碱度

Worst bedtime story ever

史上最烂的床边故事

My point is

我想说的是

I don't like when things change

我不喜欢事物发生变化

So regardless of your feelings

所以无论你心里想什么

I would like you to continue dating Leonard

我希望你能跟莱纳德保持现状

And also

还有

while we're on the subject you recently changed your shampoo

说到改变你最近换了不同味的洗发精

I'm not comfortable with the new scent

我不喜欢这个新香味

Please stop this madness and go back to green apple

麻烦别瞎换用回青苹果味的

Okay honey I have a lot to figure out

好吧宝贝我有很多事情琢磨

and until I do you are not to say a word to Leonard

但在我想清之前你不许告诉莱纳德一个字

Do you understand I do

-明白了吗 -明白

You clear on the shampoo issue Get out

-那洗发精的事情你明白了吗 -快滚

Penny What

-佩妮 -干嘛

Please don't hurt my friend

拜托不要伤害我的朋友

That is the last thing I want to do Thank you

-这是我最不想做的事情 -谢谢

Coconut What were you thinking

椰子味你想什么呢

Are you a hula girl Get out

-你又不是跳草裙舞的 -快滚回家

Hello

你好

What the hell is wrong with you You told Sheldon

你是怎么想的居然告诉谢尔顿

Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in

你知道你把我置于一个多糟糕的处境吗

Hang on please

等下

Hello

你好

Yeah just a heads up

提醒你一下

Penny knows that you blabbed about Leonard

佩妮知道你泄露了关于莱纳德的事

She's pretty mad

她气疯了

I know

我知道

She's yelling at me right now

她现在打电话嚷我呢

All right then so we're all on the same page

好吧你都知情了就好

Yeah

好啦

Hey Bernie

小妮妮

There's my hubby

我的老公仔

How's everything going up there

在上面一切还好吗

Oh it's okay

还好啊

Space is beautiful

太空很美丽

Earth is beautiful Same old same old

地球很漂亮一切还是老样子

What's wrong Nothing

-怎么了 -没事啊

Everything's fine

一切都好

Howard

霍华德

The other astronauts are being mean to me

其他宇航员都欺负我

No what are they doing

不是吧他们怎么欺负你了

Well like for instance the other day when I was asleep

像那天我还在睡觉

one of the guys went on a space walk

其中一个出去太空漫步

and glued a big eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window

然后在我窗外粘了大眼橡胶外星人的面具

When I woke up I screamed for like nine minutes

我醒来后大概尖叫了九分钟

Oh Howie

可怜的华仔

You can see it if you want It's on YouTube

你想看的话看得到视频网站有

Google "Astronaut screams for nine minutes "

只需搜索"宇航员尖叫九分钟"

Why don't you stand up to them

你为什么不跟他们讲道理呢

What am I supposed to say

我该说什么呢

I don't know

不知道

Say "Being mean is lame

就说 "欺负人不好

What's cool is being nice "

对人友善才酷"

Great I'll do that when I want to be the first guy

哪天我想被人欺负到死

in space to get a wedgie

我就会说的

Do you want me to call somebody at NASA

要我打电话找太空总署的人吗

不用

My mom already tried that

我妈已经打过了

It only made things worse

完全是火上浇油

Gelatinous Sphere

粘性之球

Focused Locust

专心蝗虫

Temple of Yip

叶氏圣殿

I'm sorry Wolowitz would never play that card

抱歉沃罗威茨绝不会出这张牌

All right Lesser Demon Turtle

好吧幼年恶魔龟

Fairy God Monster I win

妖精神怪我赢了

Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak

你对友谊的渴求令你破绽百出

So what are you guys doing later

你们等下做什么

Stuart and I were thinking of going out for a drink

斯图尔特和我打算出去喝一杯

We're gonna try to meet some girls

我们打算去泡妞

'Cause that's what we do

因为我们是采花高手

Watch out ladies

小心了女士们

a little coffee and cream coming your way

咖啡奶油黑白配来啦

In case you didn't follow that I'm the coffee

怕你们不懂咖啡是我

Leonard

莱纳德

Maybe you'd like to go with them to meet girls

不如你也和他们出去泡下妞吧

Why would I be interested I have Penny

我怎么会有兴趣我有佩妮

Yeah for now

暂时有而已

But that woman has a death wish Leonard

那女人可不是省油的灯莱纳德

She talks to strangers she pets unfamiliar dogs

她跟陌生人讲话她会逗陌生的狗

and it is ridiculously easy

而且闯进她的卧室

to break into her apartment

实在是莫名其妙的容易

If I were you

如果我是你

I'd get a back up

我会准备个后备

You can't just replace someone you care about

你不能用随便碰到的人取代

with some other random person

你喜欢的人

No please don't ruin this for me

拜托别破坏我的美梦

Do you remember how upset I was

你还记得启用爱德华·诺顿

when they replaced Edward Norton as the Hulk

出演绿巨人的时候我有多愤怒吗

Yes you walked around for a week saying

记得你嘟哝了一个星期说

"Sheldon unhappy with casting choice "

"谢尔顿对选角不满意"[绿巨人语气]

But then Mark Ruffalo was the Hulk in The Avengers

但马克·鲁法罗出演《复仇者联盟》里的

and he was even better

绿巨人时效果却更好

What's your point

你想说什么

Call me a romantic

就当我是浪漫主义者吧

I like to think

我觉得

that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere

你还没碰到你的"马克·鲁法罗"呢

This is ridiculous Are we gonna play cards or not

真是莫名其妙到底还要不要打牌

I like Mark Ruffalo too

我也喜欢马克·鲁法罗

Yeah settle down there Fake Wolowitz

有节操点伪沃罗威茨

No one likes a kiss up

没人喜欢马屁精

So I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning

我今早带了谢尔顿去看牙医

Really Yup

-是吗 -对

I told him if he didn't bite the hygienist

我跟他说如果他不咬牙医

I'd take him for ice cream

我就带他去吃冰淇淋

I didn't have to take him for ice cream

他咬了我就省了一顿冰激凌

You okay

你还好吗

You seem a little distracted

感觉有点心不在焉

Look there's something I need to tell you

听我说我要跟你说件事

Yeah okay

好的

I don't really know how to say this

我真不知道该如何开口

Just say it

直说吧

Okay Here goes

好吧那我就说了

You slept with him

你跟他上床了

I didn't know what else to do

我不知道还能怎么办嘛

He had those big sad eyes

他用可怜的星星大眼看着我

Oh sure you had no choice

是啊你也是"别无选择"

He looked at me like this

他这样看着我

Well if that's all it takes

这样就能拐你上床

it's a good thing you don't have a dog

那真是幸好你没养狗

Don't worry

别担心

You'll have plenty of chances to break up with him

你多的是能跟他分手的机会

Your wedding day your honeymoon

你们的大喜之日蜜月旅行

your 50th anniversary

金婚纪念日

Look it's fine

没事的

We're not getting married okay

我们不会结婚的明白吗

We're keeping things you know homeostasis

我们会保持内稳态

It's so cute when she tries

她硬学那些词的样子好可爱

It's from Leonard

莱纳德发来的

"Last night was amazing

昨晚妙不可言

You're amazing

你也妙不可言

I'm so lucky to have you in my life "

我真幸运人生中有你相伴"

Okay stop it

好啦别闹了

Hey Bernie guess what

小妮妮你猜怎么样

I stood up to the other astronauts like you said

我照你说的跟其他宇航员摊牌

and I got to tell you last night was the first time

我得跟你说昨晚是我这一周来

in a week I got a good night's sleep

第一次睡个安稳觉

Oh Howie

华仔

What's wrong You look upset

怎么啦你一脸不开心的样子

Nope this is my proud face

没有啊这是我为你骄傲的表情

F有fruit 也有fuck的意思

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