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Hello I'm Dr Sheldon Cooper

您好我是谢尔顿·库珀博士

And I'm Dr Amy Farrah Fowler

我是艾米·菲拉·福勒博士

And welcome to the first "on location" episode of

欢迎收看首次出外景拍摄的

Dr Sheldon Cooper and Dr Amy Farrah Fowler present

谢尔顿·库珀博士与艾米·菲拉·福勒博士之

Dr Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags

谢尔顿·库珀博士的《欢乐的旗帜》

Hit it

奏乐

For joy and fun

论旗乐无穷

There's no better manner

什么比得上

Than to fly a pennant

三角旗飘扬

Flag or banner

旗与帜

What fills my heart

填满我的心

And makes my eyes moist

弄湿我眼眶

Sending a flag

把一面旗子

Up a pole on a hoist

升上旗杆顶

Fun with flags

欢乐的旗帜

Fun with flags

欢乐的旗帜

Oh Say can you see

哦你可看见

这句出自美国国歌歌词

It's fun with flags

是欢乐旗帜

Fun with flags

欢乐的旗帜

As you may notice just one of the changes around here

各位观众可能注意到了节目其中一个改变

is our new house band

是多了驻场乐队

Who haven't learned their place yet

还没搞清谁主谁次的乐队

We're also coming to you live from a different apartment

另一个改变是我们在不同公寓给大家做直播

Dr Fowler and I began an experiment in living together

我与富勒博士在她的公寓遭水灾后

after her apartment became water damaged

开始了一段同居实验

This is our friend Penny's place

这里是我们好友佩妮的公寓

You may remember her from our episode

你们可还记得她上过

"Flags and the People Who Don't Understand Them "

"旗帜与不懂旗帜的人们"那一集

So in the spirit of cohabitation

本着同居生活的精神

the theme of today's episode is flags of two regions

本集的主题将是两个地区

coming together as one

合二为一后的旗帜

Such as the flag of St Kitts and Nevis

比如圣基茨和尼维斯[加勒比海岛国]

So let's roll up our "Sleevis" and get to know Nevis

咱们来把"圣"余袖子卷起好好认识"尼"吧

Well I I like that but next time check with me

这音效不错但下次先问过我同意

Did you know that the flag

你们知道这旗子

was designed by a student named Edrice Lewis

是由一位名叫埃德里切·路易斯的学生所设计...

I can't believe I'm saying this

真不敢相信我会说这话

but can we watch the news or something

但我们能转台看个新闻之类的吗

It's cute they're having fun living together

很有爱啊他们很享受同居生活

Yeah I wonder what they're gonna do when her apartment's ready

不知道她公寓修好后他们打算怎么办

Actually it's been ready for weeks

其实已经修好好几周了

What do you mean

你这话什么意思

Well they finished the work early

工人提前完工

but she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule

但她一直告诉谢尔顿进度严重落后

So she's just been lying to him

所以她就这么一直在骗他啊

Well you've lied to Sheldon

你也骗过谢尔顿啊

Yeah but to make him leave

但我骗他是为了让他滚蛋

not to make him stay

不是骗他留下啊

Buda and Pest united to form Budapest

布达与佩斯融合成了布达佩斯

现在是匈牙利首都

以前俩城市分别在多瑙河两岸后来合而为一

And that's why Budapest

这就是为什么布达佩斯

is the "Budabest "

棒棒"达"

Now

上音效

Oh right

好...

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

Bang

By aBU 201611

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第七集

Thank you for your services gentlemen

先生们感谢你们的贡献

Now I'm hoping to broaden our audience

希望你们年轻朝气的摇滚乐

with your youthful rock and roll music

能帮我们扩大观众群

Aw you think you have an audience that's funny

你还觉得自己有观众群真是又萌又好笑

We don't get paid Nothing

没工钱吗屁都没吗

Not even a sandwich

连个三明治工餐都没有吗

It's almost dinner time

要到晚饭时间了

You in the mood for anything

有什么想吃的吗

Yeah we could get Thai food near your apartment

我们可以去吃你公寓附近的泰国餐馆

and then drop in and check on the progress

顺便经过去看看修缮进度

Oh you don't want do that it's a construction zone

你会后悔的那里可是工地

哪又怎么了

Well what about your fear of stray nails and butt cracks

工人会乱扔指甲乱露股沟你不是怕有人这样吗

I am terrified of stepping on a nail

我害怕的是踩到指甲

and falling into a butt crack

还有跌倒脸摔进股沟中

Anyway how about dinner

所以晚餐到底怎么样

You know if you'd like

你要是愿意

I could call your landlord and complain

我可以打给你的房东替你抱怨啊

Thanks but you don't have to

谢谢但是不用这样啦

Oh I don't mind I'm very good at complaining

没事的我可是抱怨投诉大师

If it were an Olympic sport I'd complain about

如果有奥林匹克投诉赛我就会抱怨

what a stupid sport it is and then I'd take home the gold

这是什么傻逼运动然后带着金牌回国

Good stuff

有意思

So uh what about dinner

所以晚餐到底吃什么

Is it me

是我的错觉

or are you purposely changing the subject

还是你一直故意在转移主题

才没有

And on the subject of subjects

说到主题这件事

is your use of the word "subject" the same or different

你用的"主题"这个词跟平常我们说到的

as when we speak about the subject of a king

一国之主的臣民[同词]是一样的吗

I have a feeling you're still doing it

我感觉到你还在转移话题

But I find that topic irresistible so

但我觉得这个主题我无法抗拒

now in ancient Mesopotamia

所以说在古代的美索不达米亚

the king referred to the people as his property

一国之主把人民视为他的财产

I'm serious

我是说真的

JPL's actually developing a robot arm

美国喷气推进实验室真的在研究

that could grab an asteroid before it hits us

能在小星星砸到地球前就抓住它的机械手臂

So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon

所以他们拯救地球免于受末日般灾害的计划

is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball

就是希望一帮书呆科学家能接住球吗

If we're all gonna die why am I eating so much kale

如果都是要死我还吃这么健康干嘛

You're awful quiet everything okay

你静得出奇怎么了吗

I'm concerned about Amy

我有点担心艾米

She's acting a bit odd lately

她最近有点怪怪的

Oh Well j just out of curiosity

我我就有点好奇

what registers as odd to you

什么对你来说能算怪呢

Her behavior

她的行为举止

No I have the feeling that she's hiding something

我总觉得她有事情瞒着我

I wouldn't worry about it

要我就不会担心这个

She's probably just distracted by work

她可能只是工作上有些烦心事

Well whatever it is it's troubling me

不管是什么事这弄得我很闹心

And I can't eat I can't sleep

我吃不下睡不着

And don't even ask about the consistency of my bowel movements

更别提我始终一贯的排便时间

You heard him guys don't ask

你们听见啦大伙们不要提

Why would she keep something from me you know

她为什么要对我有所隐瞒

I shared my body with that woman

我连自己的肉体都跟那女人分享了

And my Netflix password

还有收费视频网站的密码

They recommended Stella Got Her Groove Back because of her

她害我推荐列表里出现了爱情烂片

Buddy buddy listen

兄弟听我说

nothing bad is going on

没发生什么不好的事情

she just

她只是...

she just didn't want you to know that the work on her apartment

她只是不想让你知道其实她的公寓

was finished a couple weeks ago

已经在几周前完工了

I don't understand

我不明白

She's enjoying living with you

她喜欢跟你住在一起

and she didn't want it to end early

不想提早结束搬回去

So she's deceiving me

所以她欺骗我

in order to spend more time with me

是为了能跟我多待一段时间

Yes

是的

Well I feel both flattered and hurt

我真是既开心又伤心呀

Like when people say I look like

就像别人说我长得像

that skeleton from Nightmare Before Christmas

《圣诞夜惊魂》里面那个骷髅人

经典美国惊悚动画片

Oh my God that's who you look like

天啊终于知道你像谁了

Sheldon this is not a big deal

谢尔顿没什么大不了的

It's a little white lie everyone does it

只是一个善意的小谎言人人都会这样

Not me

我就不会

I'm a 100% honest in all of my relationships

我在所有感情里都是百分之百的诚实

And how single are you right now

单身狗的生活有多凄惨来着

Eating cake on the toilet single

独自坐在马桶上吃蛋糕的那种凄惨

Well I won't tolerate deception in my relationship

我无法容忍感情里出现欺骗

I have no choice but to confront her

我无别选择唯有跟她对质

Don't do that you've got gold here

千万别你手里握着一张王牌啊

Hang onto it until you're in trouble

先收好了等哪天换你做错事了

and then throw it in her face

然后你就... 把这事甩她脸上

What Why would you tell him that

什么你为什么要教他这个

That's terrible advice

这个建议太烂了

So you wouldn't want to have anything on Penny

所以你不会想抓住佩妮的任何把柄吗

Well of course not

当然不想

So if I actually know something right now

那么假设我现在手握一些把柄...

and I do

我还真有呢...

you don't want me to tell you

你不会想要我告诉你吗

Pfft no

不想

I'll take that as a "Yes "

我知道你内心是"想"的

She's secretly been moving your collectibles into storage

她正悄悄地把你的藏品收起来

a little at a time and you haven't noticed

一次收一点而你一直没察觉

Are you kidding me

开什么玩笑

See I've known that for weeks

是这样的我都知道好几周了

but you know I waited till the moment

但我一直在等等一个时机

when it would cause him the most pain

一个会让他最痛苦的时机

Superman's gone my stormtrooper's gone

超人没了帝国突击队没了

Your Klingon word of the day calendar's gone

你的每日克林贡语日历也没了

I'd say "damn it" in Klingon

我真想用克林贡语骂"靠"

but that wasn't until next month

但那个词是在下个月的日历上

It's "Khoo vakh "

是"酷瓦克"

Khoo vakh

"酷瓦克"

She took my Where's Waldo

她把我的沃尔多收起来了

儿童寻物绘本主人翁

Well no no he's over there

不他在那边

Oh yeah there he is

对哦在那里

So what's the deal with your apartment

你的公寓到底是什么回事呀

Why's it taking so long

为什么要修这么久

Um it was a drywall problem

干板墙的问题

Oh no what happened

不会吧怎么了

Well the drywall got wet

干板墙湿了

and you do not want wet drywall

没人会想要湿的干板墙

because when drywall gets wet it's really more

因为干板墙湿了它会变成...

Wet wall

湿墙吗

Or damp wall just as bad Mm

或是潮湿的墙反正都不好

So why don't they just get more drywall

那干嘛不直接多弄点干板墙就好啦

Well they went to get some

工人去买了

but the woman at the wall store

但卖墙的那个女人说

said it was going on sale and they should wait

墙面正在打折让工人们等等

because the savings Okay are you done

-因为... -你扯够了没

Bernadette told me your apartment's ready

伯纳黛特告诉我你的公寓已经完工了

I was done at wet wall but you wouldn't let it go

本来在湿墙那里我就想打住可你一直问问问

But is Sheldon really believing all this crap

谢尔顿真的相信你扯的屁话吗

Well he started to question it but then I fake sneezed on him

他开始质疑但我故意朝他打喷嚏

and he ran to take a shower

他赶紧冲去洗澡了

Please don't say anything I feel terrible about this

拜托别说了我已经很内疚

Oh don't worry I won't

别担心我不会

Thanks

谢谢

"The woman at the wall store " Let it go

-"卖墙那个女人" -别问了

Are you going to confront Penny

你会当面质问佩妮这事吗

Eventually I guess

最后肯定会啊

Although I am kind of curious how long she thinks

尽管我有点好奇她觉得自己可以

she can keep hiding my stuff without me knowing

这样悄悄藏我东西多久不被我发现

You know perhaps instead of confronting them

或许不跟她们对质

we should see how far they're willing to spin their tangled webs

我们可以看看她们这张谎言网可以织多大

Like that Spider Man action figure

就像以前放在你桌面上的

that used to be on your desk

蜘蛛侠活动人偶

Oh my God I'm going blind

天啊我真是瞎了眼

Hi Food's here

饭买回来啦

Excellent

太好了

I'm very hungry

我好饿啊

Yeah speaking of which

说到这事

what's going on with your apartment

你的公寓是怎么回事

Oh uh they're still working on it

工人还在修啊

Interesting

有意思

Very interesting

非常有意思

Yeah we swung by her apartment on the way to the restaurant

是啊我们去买饭的时候特地跑去看了

and they're gonna be fixing it for a while

估计还有一段时间才能修好

Wait uh you saw her apartment

等等你去看她公寓了吗

I did still a mess

是啊离修好还远呢

Leonard Yeah

-莱纳德 -怎么了

我不懂了

佩妮是不是在撒谎

我也不确定

W Why are you speaking Klingon

你为什么要说克林贡语

Why are you speaking English

那你为什么要说英语

This is ridiculous

你们太荒谬了

Penny do you remember when I taught you Ubbi Dubbi

佩妮你还记得我以前教过你儿童游戏语吗

当然记得

太好了

谢尔顿发现我说谎的事了吗

如果莱纳德告诉了他

那就很有可能

Oh wait stop that

你们不准说鸟语

You stop that

你才不准说外星语呢

你听得懂他们在说什么吗

一个字都不懂

靠

Okay That's enough You know what

够了你们这几个

What is going on

到底是怎么回事

Fine I told Sheldon that her apartment's been finished

好吧我告诉谢尔顿艾米的公寓已经修好了

but then you just said it's not

可你刚才却说没修好

so now I'm all confused

所以我现在也搞糊涂了

Penny was just covering for me

佩妮只是在帮我打掩护而已

My place has been ready for two weeks

我的公寓已经修好整整两周了

How could you lie to me

你怎么能骗我呢

Uh she's enjoyed living with you

她只是喜欢跟你住在一起

It's called being in love

这就叫陷入爱河

Mm hmm and what's it called when you secretly get rid

那么你偷偷处理掉老公的私人物品

of all your husband's stuff

这种行为又叫什么

Wha That is not true

啥...这不是真的

Bernadette told Howard Howard told me

博纳黛特告诉霍华德霍华德又告诉我了

Plus I can see all my stuff is gone

再说我自己能看出来东西都不见了

Oh so you believe your friend and your friend's wife

比起我来你更相信你朋友朋友的老婆

and your own eyes over me

还有你自己的眼睛吗

You really didn't think I'd notice my stuff was missing

你真的以为我不会发现我的东西不见了吗

Uh did you notice your key chain

你注意到你的钥匙链了吗

Where's Batman

人家的蝙蝠侠呢

Why did you tell Howard I was hiding Leonard's things

你为什么要告诉霍华德我偷藏了莱纳德的东西

One sec

等一下

Why did you tell Leonard

你为什么要告诉莱纳德

I told you Penny was hiding his things

我告诉你佩妮偷藏了他东西

It just came up

我们聊到

because we we were talking about secrets and

秘密的时候就说随口了

Wait

等等

谁知道艾米公寓的事

Everybody stop it with that

统统不准说鸟语

I'm not really a part of this

我没有参与这些事

so I'm just gonna dig in

我好好坐下来听吧

And I'd like to know why you blabbed about my apartment

我想知道你为什么要多嘴说我公寓的事

You're up blabby

问你呢大嘴巴

Amy I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything

艾米我很抱歉我不该乱说话的

I guess it's okay

没关系

I'm sorry

抱歉

that I lied about my apartment

我为公寓的事骗了你

It's all right

没关系

And

你呢

And what

我什么呀

Your wizard robes are next to go

下一个丢的就是你的巫师袍

Now that everything's out on the table

现在大家都把话说开了

you you think you two will keep living together

你们俩还会继续住在一起吗

Despite recent events

撇开最近的事不谈

I do consider our experiment in cohabitation

我的确觉得我们的同居实验

to have been positive

得出了正面的结果

Are you saying you'd like to live with me

你是在说你愿意和我一起住吗

I'm open to the possibility

我对此持开放态度

艾米别激动

Whatever

随便你吧

You know if he moves across the hall for good

如果他搬到对面去了

Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room

莱纳德就可以把你不喜欢的东西搬到谢尔顿卧室里

Solves everything That's a great idea

-问题都解决了 -真是个好主意

Ooh maybe I could turn it into a gaming den

也许我可以把他卧室改成游戏室呢

That would be amazing

那可就好玩了

Wait wait hold on do what

等等你要干什么

Excuse me that's my room

搞清楚那可是我的房间

But you won't be living here

但你不住在这里了啊

But that's my room

可那是我的房间

But you won't be living here But that's my room

-可你已经不住了 -可那还是我的房间

You guys might want to start eating

你们干脆先开始吃吧

But you won't be living here

可你已经不住了

Sweetie once you stop paying rent

亲爱的从你不付房租的那一天

none of this is really yours

房间就不是你的了

But that's my room

可那仍然算是我的房间

But you won't be living here

可你已经不住了

Thank you for understanding

谢谢你的理解

Hey I get it

没事我明白

Everybody wants to spend more time with me

每个人都希望多和我黏在一起

I'm like a man made of sugar in a world of ants

我就像是蚂蚁王国里的小糖人

Good night

晚安

Mm night

晚安

If we did continue living together

如果我俩继续同居

would it be here

我们还会住在这里吗

I don't know

我不知道

It It could be

有可能吧

Of course there's

当然我们还有...

there's always your apartment

还有你的公寓

S Sure sure we we could live in my apartment

当然我们也可以住在我的公寓

I hate your apartment

我讨厌你的公寓

Sorry you brought it up

抱歉是你自己提起来的

Well I suppose we could find a whole new place

算了也许我们可以重新找个房子住

You know and technically

你知道从技术上来说

we don't even have to stay in Pasadena

我们甚至可以不住在帕萨迪纳

We could we could move to Altadena

我们可以搬去阿尔塔迪纳

or a place that doesn't even end in "Dena "

或是其他不是以"迪纳"结尾的地方

It's kind of exciting

想想就觉得兴奋

I mean we could do whatever we want

我们随心所欲地做任何事

But what if we move and we don't like it

万一搬过去发现我们不喜欢怎么办

What if there's a smoker in the building

万一楼里有抽烟的呢

Or pets

或者宠物

Or there could be mold

兴许还有霉菌

There could be traffic noise

还有可能有交通噪音

I'm gonna have to learn a whole new bus route

我还要学新的公交路线

Are you trying to soothe me

你是把《星际迷航》的主题曲

by singing the Star Trek theme as a lullaby

当摇篮曲哼来安抚我吗

Yes

对

I'm not a child don't do that

我又不是小孩了别这样

Sorry

抱歉

Do you know 2001 A Space Odyssey

你知道《2001太空漫游》吗

All right now that's soothing

对的这才够抚慰人心

Look I I get it this is still my room

我懂的这里还是我的房间

we haven't really made it yours

我们还没真正把这里变成你的房间

Thank you

谢谢

Which is why I got you this Pink Power Ranger

所以我给你买了粉红战士

Put it anywhere you like

你想放哪都行

Okay but you may feel some discomfort

好不过塞进去的时候你会感到菊花一紧

I'm kidding I want you to feel at home here

我开玩笑的我希望你把这里当家

Decorate it any way that makes you happy

就按你喜欢的来装修吧

Do you really mean that

你说真的吗

I really do

真的

Great and just so you know

太棒了那我也告诉你

I'm not getting rid of all your stuff

我不会把你的东西都扔了的

Yeah What are you keeping

真的吗你要留什么

That candle and you

那蜡烛和你

What about my robot poster

我的机器人海报怎么办

I can make do with just the candle

只留一个蜡烛我也能过

What's going on

怎么了

I'm struggling with the thought of leaving my old bedroom

一想到要从旧卧室搬走我就浑身难受

Can it be more of an internal struggle

你就不能自己在内心挣扎吗

I need to see it

我必须看它一眼

While I'm gone

我不在的时候

don't breathe on my pillow

呼气不许呼到我枕头上

How about if I just don't breathe at all

那我干脆不呼吸了可好

That's my girl

我的小宝贝最乖了

What on earth

作什么妖呢

What is going on

这是怎么回事

Oh hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

We turned your room into a sex dungeon

我们把你的房间变成性爱地牢啦

不要啊

What is happening

怎么啦

Okay last question

好吧最后一个问题

The chaps he was wearing assless

他穿的皮套裤露屁股吗

Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing

能不能只关注我现在要做的决定上

We can but for the record

可以不过要说清楚

all chaps are assless

所有的皮套裤都是露屁股的

Gentlemen please

先生们拜托

this is a significant decision

这个是重要决定

Now do Amy and I continue living together

现在我是要继续和艾米同居

Or do I move back in with Leonard

还是搬回去跟莱纳德住

Over my assless chaps you will

你得踏过我穿露屁皮裤的尸体

This isn't complicated

这事情没那么复杂

Do you love Amy

你爱不爱艾米

Yes

爱

Do you like living with her

你喜欢和她一起住吗

Yes

喜欢

Do you know what you need to do now

现在你明白该怎么办了吧

Apparently figure this out on my own

明白该靠我自己想清楚

'cause you guys are no help at all

因为你们一点屁忙都帮不上

What are you doing

你在干什么

I'm just contemplating Buridan's donkey

我在当布里丹之驴

I understand

我懂了

I'll leave you be

那我不打扰你了

What you're familiar with the reference

怎么你懂这个哏吗

Of course

当然

Jean Buridan proposed a philosophical thesis

让·布里丹提出的一个哲学论点

stating that a hungry donkey

说把一头饥饿的驴

placed between two equidistant bales of hay

放在两捆完全相同的草料正中间

would be paralyzed by indecision

会因无法做决定而卡在原地

and would starve to death

最终活活饿死

Exactly

就是这样

Well I wouldn't want you to starve to death so

我不希望你活活饿死所以

here's an eggplant

给你根茄子

Thank you

谢谢

You know some people believe that Buridan

知道吗有人说布里丹

was plagiarizing Aristotle

是抄袭亚里士多德

Really

是吗

Although in Aristotle's example

不过在亚里士多德的例子里

he proposed an equally hungry and thirsty man

说的是一个口渴与饥饿程度相等的人

caught between food and drink

在食物和水之间犹豫不决

Yeah I wonder if that's related

不知道这和十二世纪的

to the 12th century Persian philosopher al Ghazali

波斯哲学家安萨里提出的

and his story of a man caught between two dates

一个男人在两个小妞中犹豫不决有没有关系

Are you suggesting al Ghazali was Aristotelian

你是在说安萨里是亚里士多德派的吗

'Cause if anything he was anti Aristotelian

可他是最反对亚里士多德哲学的人

Al Ghazali was anti Aristotelian

安萨里反亚里士多德吗

Boy you think you know a guy

天啊真是知人知面不知心啊

Okay Open your eyes

好了睁开眼睛

and see your new room

看看你的新房间吧

I I know I went a little overboard

我知道可能有点过了

We can always dial it back

我们随时可以改回去

No no no no no

不用不用

it's it's important to me

只要你对卧室满意

that you have the bedroom you want

我就开心了

Oh that means so much I love you

对我的意义重大我爱你

I love you too

我也爱你

Just hiding some stuff in your closet don't tell Penny

往你的橱子里藏点东西不许告诉佩妮