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Leonard when are you leaving

莱纳德你什么时候出门

to pick your mother up from the airport

去机场接你妈妈

Uh well let's see her plane gets in at 3 00

我想想啊她的飞机3点落地

figure half an hour to get her luggage so

取行李什么的大概要半小时所以...

never

死都不去

Never

"死都不去"

Isn't that usually when you go to the gym

那不是你去健身房的专门时段吗

Are you really not gonna pick up your mother

你真的不打算去接你母亲吗

No it's fine she likes to take a cab or a shuttle

没事啦她也喜欢自己打车或是坐大巴

That way she can meet people

这样她能碰见不同的人

Well that's kind of nice

听起来还挺不错的

Yeah she always says that a stranger is just

对啊她总是说陌生人

a person whose emotional weak point you haven't found yet

只是你还没找到情感弱点的人罢了

Your mom is the best

你妈最棒了

Oh maybe I should pick her up

或许我该去接她

You don't drive

你又不开车

That's what makes you and me a great team

所以你跟我才是最佳组合啊

Go get your keys

去拿你的车钥匙

You can't pick her up

你不能去接她

It'll make me look like a bad son

这样会显得我像个不孝子

I imagine that's one of the things we'll talk about on the ride

我想象到这会是路程中我们聊的话题之一

That and Amy's recent reluctance to use turn signals

还有艾米最近不喜欢打方向灯的事

We were in a parking garage

我们当时是在室内停车场嘛

Come on she gave birth to you

去啦她生了你呢

Fine I'll pick her up

行我去接她

Good I'll go with you

很好我陪你去

I call back seat Oh I don't want to be

-我要后座 -我不想当那个

the only one who doesn't go

唯一没去接她的人

I'll just sit here afraid that you're all talking about me

我会在家如坐针毡担心你们说我坏话

We're not gonna talk about you

我们才不会聊你呢

Well that's my other fear

我也怕你们不聊我

This is crazy I can pick her up by myself

神经啊我自己去接她

So it's just you

只有你来啊

How was your flight

飞这一路还顺利吗

There were some parents with a baby

有带着宝宝的爸妈

A lot of crying

好多哭声

Well babies do that

宝宝都会这样啦

No it was the parents

不是是父母在哭

It seems they couldn't handle some constructive criticism

貌似他们接受不了逆耳忠言

Hey on a completely unrelated note um

说一件完全不相关的事

you know if you'd rather stay at a hotel

如果你比较想自己住酒店

we wouldn't be offended

我们不会不高兴的

Actually I've been looking forward to staying with you

其实我很期待跟你一起住呢

Really It's just normally you stay at a hotel

真的吗因为你通常都宁愿去住酒店

Would you like me to stay at a hotel ‭No no no

-你想我去住酒店吗 -不不不

I I invited you to stay with us

是我邀请你住我们家的

And I accepted

而我接受你的邀请

so everyone is happy

皆大欢喜

Yep

是的

I'm happy you're happy

我高兴你也高兴

everyone's happy

大家都高兴

How come we never eat in the dining room

为什么我们都不在家里餐厅吃

Oh that's for company

有客人来才在那里吃

What am I

那我算什么

Apparently a guy who wants to have his feelings hurt

算一个自己把头送到枪口前找罪受的人吧

When does Anu come back from London

安努什么时候从伦敦回来呢

Next week But it's been good you know

下周不过最近其实挺好的

Really given me a chance to focus on myself

给了我机会专注在自己身上

How's that going

专注得如何了

I didn't like what I saw got in my car drove over here

我不喜欢我看到的画面所以开车到你家来了

Hey guys ‭ Hey

-大家好 -你好啊

I'm sorry I didn't know you had company

抱歉不知道你们有客人

It's all right neither did they

没事他们也不知道有客人来了

Is Stuart home

斯图尔特在家吗

No he's at work

没他在上班

The last juice I'm gonna add it to the list

这是最后一瓶果汁我往待买单上写一笔

That's whose handwriting that is

原来那是她的笔迹啊

I've noticed she's been over here a lot lately

我发现最近她常来你们家待着啊

You know how you noticed that

那你是怎么发现的呢

Because you're over here a lot lately

因为你最近也整天来我们家待

She has slept over every night this week

她这周每晚都是在这睡的

Uh no no she wasn't here Wednesday night

没啊她周三晚上没在这睡

Yes she was You didn't notice because you were in the hot tub

她有的你没注意到是因为你当时

in the backyard eating Oreos

正在后院的浴缸边泡澡边吃奥利奥

That reminds me

你提醒了我

Oreos

奥利奥

Really

真的假的

A photon entanglement team

光子纠缠团队吗

Yeah I I'm actually the co lead

我其实是这个团队的联合首席

Yeah if you like photons and how they get entangled

如果你喜欢光子与想知道它们是如何纠缠的

he's your co guy

他就是你的联合询问人

I would enjoy seeing your lab

如果有机会我很想看看你的实验室

Oh Yeah sure

行啊没问题

Uh if you want you can come tomorrow

你愿意的话明天可以来看

I look forward to it

那我拭目以待

Well I think I'm going to turn in

我觉得我到了该上床的时间了

Good night Penny

佩妮晚安

Good night dear

宝贝晚安

Good night Night Beverly

-晚安 -贝弗利晚安

Wow she's being really nice

她这回好和善啊

Yeah clearly one of us is dying

对啊我们俩肯定是有一个要死了

Come on her

拜托一定要是她啊

Or you accomplished something great

也可能是你的成就

and she's genuinely proud

让她真心为你感到骄傲啊

Yeah all right you've had enough

好了好了你喝太醉了

你好啊

Hey Oh it's so good to see your face

-好啊 -好高兴看到你

H How's the concierge conference

礼宾人员大会如何了

You guys just get theater tickets for each other all day long

你们是不是就互相帮对方搞到各种票啊

It's going great

很顺利啦

and the company put me in a nice place in Notting Hill

公司将我安排在诺丁山一个很棒的地方

Notting Hill Like the movie

诺丁山电影《诺丁山》那里吗

Uh "I'm just a boy standing in front of a girl saying "

"我只不过是一个男孩站在另一个女孩面前说"

该1999年浪漫爱情电影中的经典台词

you better bring me home a T shirt

你回来时最好帮我带件T恤哦

I can't wait for you to come home

我都快等不及你回来了

Actually that's one of the reasons I called

其实这也是我打电话给你的原因之一

They offered me a management position

他们给我提供了一个管理职位

That's amazing T That's your dream

太好了这不是你的梦想吗

It's here in London

这个职位在伦敦

And they want me to start right away

他们希望我马上开始工作

What does that mean for us

那我们俩怎么办

Well how committed are you to staying in California

你到底有多想留在加州呢

This is where my work is this is where my friends are

我的工作在这里我的朋友在这里

But are you happy

可你过得开心吗

Not for years What's your point

哥已郁闷好多年了你想说什么

All right I got to head out to my drawing class

好了我要去参加绘画班了

Fruit or naked dudes

画水果还是画裸男

Actually it doesn't matter I'm jealous of both

没关系我对两个物体都心怀嫉妒

I'll see you tonight ‭ Yeah

-今晚见 -好

So she's coming over again huh

她今晚也会来吗

Yeah we're gonna do a movie night

对今晚是电影之夜

It's my house Don't you think you should ask me

好歹也是我家你不觉得应该问我一下吗

You're right I'm sorry

你说得对抱歉

Howard would you like to come to movie night

霍华德你愿意来我们的电影之夜吗

Doesn't she have her own place

她不是有自己的家吗

Why don't you guys hang out there

你们为什么不去她家呢

Oh she has a roommate

她有一个室友

and he's kind of creepy

那个男的有点诡异

A And that's coming from me

是连我这样的人都觉得诡异的等级

It just feels like Denise is basically living with us

我觉得德妮丝基本上已经住在我们家了

You know maybe you can spend half the time at her place

也许你可以分出一半时间去她家

Hey when I moved in you and Bernadette said it was okay

当我搬到你家时你和伯纳黛特曾说过不介意

if I brought girls over

我带女生来家里

Oh We were making fun of you

我们那时候是在嘲笑你呢

And this is a high pulse laser with a BBO crystal

这是一个带偏硼酸钡晶体的高脉冲激光器

It's pretty cool

很酷

It emits photons in discrete bursts

它以不连续的爆发方式发射光子

Huh Very impressive

非常厉害

But

可是...

But what dear

什么可是亲爱的

Oh I don't know

我也不知道

It's just usually there's a "But"

通常情况下你会说"可是"

followed by something that makes me feel bad

然后补上一些让我难过的话

Ah Beverly there you are

贝弗利你来了

Sheldon how nice to see you

谢尔顿很高兴见到你

Leonard was just showing me his new lab

莱纳德正在给我介绍他的新实验室

Oh yes experimental physics

没错没错实验物理学

the carpentry of the science world Well

科学界的木匠活好了...

I'm here to rescue you from the boredom

我是来拯救你于无聊之中的

Not necessary This is really quite interesting

没有那个必要我觉得这一切很有趣

But

可是...

But nothing

没有可是

Oh Well if you want to see something really interesting

如果你想看点真正有趣的东西

I could show you my work

我可以给你介绍我的作品

which is being talked about for a Nobel Prize

最近有希望获得诺贝尔奖哦

Oh well I'd love to see it later

我很愿意待会来参观

but right now I'm spending time with my son

可是我现在要陪我儿子

Ha I knew there was a "But" wait what

我就知道有个"可是"等着我等等什么

Ready

准备好了吗

You sure I didn't need to see Paddington 1

你确定我没必要看《帕丁顿熊》第一部吗

He's a bear he talks no one knows why

他是头熊会说话没人知道为什么

You're all caught up

你已经全部补完了

Push play

按下播放键

May I join you

我可以和你们一起看吗

Oh Hey Mitch I didn't see you there

米奇我没看到你站在那里

Really I've been standing here the whole time

真的吗我站在这里老半天了

Well sure Yeah join us

好吧来和我们一起看吧

Movie's up there

电影在你的正前方

I've seen it

我看过了

It's wonderful

非常好看

So she's staying in London

所以她要留在伦敦了

What does that mean for your relationship

这对你俩的恋情有什么影响呢

It's great

非常好的影响

I can see why she would say that but why do you

我明白她这么说的理由可你呢

Well we got into this because we both wanted to get married

我们恋爱的原因是我俩都想要结婚

and honestly we've been dragging our feet

而实际上我们一直在拖延时间

and I think this is the push that we need

我觉得这件事正好是我们所需的动力

Wait so you're gonna ask her to marry you

等等所以你是要向她求婚了吗

Why not

为什么不呢

We like each other plus

我们对彼此有好感而且

we both want to start a family

我们都想组建一个家庭

Hey I can work from anywhere I'm an astronomer

我可以在任何地方工作我是个天文学家

They have stars in London

伦敦也有明亮的星星

and I'm not just talking about Dame Judi Dench

我说得可不只是朱迪·丹奇女爵士[女星]哦

No one thought you were

没人以为你是指她

I thought he was

我以为他是在说她

So you're really gonna move halfway across the world

所以你真的要搬到半个地球以外的地方去

If she says yes

如果她答应了

and if that's what she wants to do then yeah

而这也是她想要的那就这样吧

Yeah I know I'm flying out tomorrow

没错我知道我明天就要飞过去

I'm gonna surprise her with a ring

我要用戒指给她一个惊喜

You already have a ring Well it's the same one as before

-你已经买好戒指了吗 -就是上次那个

I thought you gave it to her the first time you got engaged

我以为你们第一次订婚时就给她了呢

I did but I took it back

我给了后来又要回来了

否则可向对方索回礼物

印第安部落送出礼物后希望收到回礼

So you're an Indian giver

所以你是个印第安[印度]给予者

Howie ‭What If he's gonna move to England

-华仔 -干嘛他都要搬去英国了

I need to get all these out now

我必须赶紧把玩笑都用掉

Here you go Light cream no sugar

给你淡奶油不放糖

That's perfect thank you

完美谢谢

Beverly I have to say

贝弗利我不得不说

it's so nice seeing the two of you get along

看到你们相处愉快真是太好了

Oh I've always gotten along with Leonard

我一向跟莱纳德处得很好

Of all of my children he's the most docile

在我所有孩子里他是最听话的

She wrote that in a birthday card once

有一次她把那句话写在生日贺卡上了

I keep it in my nightstand

我把贺卡珍藏在床头柜里

Still it made him so happy showing you around his lab yesterday

但昨天带你参观他的实验室让他好开心

Interesting

有意思

Would you say that that made him uh

你认为那让他

much happier than usual

比平常开心很多

somewhat happier than usual or as happy as usual

比平常开心一点还是跟平常一样开心

Hmm multiple choice

选择题

Um I'm a go with D "That's a weird question "

我选D "这问题好奇怪"

It made me really happy

那让我非常开心

We haven't always had the easiest relationship

我们的关系不是一直都那么放松

But well looking back

不过回头想想

I guess you were just trying to push me

你大概只是想鞭策我

to be the best version of myself

成为最好的自己

So you would say that my parenting strategies

这么说你认为我的教育策略

although difficult at times

虽然有时严厉

directly contributed to your current success

但直接导致你获得现在的成功吗

Well I may have had a little something to do with it

我可能也有一些功劳

I mean how often do you wear your superhero underwear now

你现在多久才穿一次你的超英内裤

Only Fridays and my birthday Yeah that was all me

-只有周五和我生日那天 -都是我的功劳

That was me

都多亏了我

Yeah that's a fair point

很有道理

I hadn't considered your influence

我之前没考虑到你对他的影响

Perhaps tomorrow I could observe the two of you together

或许明天我可以观察你俩相处的情况

Uh "Observe"

"观察"

What is going on

怎么回事

I'm just visiting with my son

我就是来探望我儿子

and doing research for my book on how various

并为我的书做研究关于不同的教育策略

parenting strategies affected my children as adults

如何影响我长大成人的孩子们

This has all been work to you

这一切对你来说都只是工作吗

Hanging out with me and coming to my lab I

和我相处来我实验室参观我...

I thought we were enjoying each other's company

我还以为我们都享受对方的陪伴

but it was just research

但不过是研究罢了

I was enjoying it you know I love research

我确实享受你知道我很喜欢做研究

I can't believe this

真不敢相信

What You seem angry Of course I'm angry

-怎么了你好像在生气 -我当然生气了

Well so would you say that you're somewhat angry

那你认为你是有点生气

very angry or extremely angry

非常生气还是极其生气

Never mind

不用回答了

I can see it in your face dear

我从你的表情能看出来亲爱的

I'm looking over my text correspondence with Beverly

我在回看我和贝弗利的短信记录

and I don't see anything

我没发现有什么

that would have given her offense

会得罪她的地方

Nothing's ambiguous

没有语义模糊的句子

I spell everything out

常见的缩写也都完整拼出

Including "Laugh out loud" and "What's the fracas "

比如"大笑出声"与"妈蛋什么鬼鬼"

I'm sure she's not mad at you

她肯定没有生你的气

Well then why would she rather spend the day with Leonard

那她为什么今天选跟莱纳德而不是跟我过

Because he's her son

因为他是她儿子

Amy I just feel like we're going in circles

艾米我觉得我们说话在鸡同鸭讲

You What

你... 怎么

No knock What's the fracas

门都不敲妈蛋什么鬼鬼

I am so stupid

我真是猪啊

I I actually thought my mom was genuinely proud of me

我居然会以为我妈真心为我骄傲

It turns out she's just using me as research for her new book

原来她只是利用我为她新书做研究

Oh what a relief

真是松了一口气呀

I thought Beverly was mad at me Thank you Leonard

我还以为贝弗利生我气了谢谢你啊莱纳德

That is a weight off my shoulders

我肩头的压力都放下来了

If you like her so much you can have her 'cause I I'm done

如果你那么喜欢她给你好了我受够了

Oh great Catch the two of you later

太好了回头见啦二位

Sheldon no

谢尔顿不要

Why Well it's an emotionally complex issue

-为什么 -这是一个复杂的情感问题

I don't have time to explain it right now

我现在没空跟你慢慢解释

Okay but that excuse is running out of steam

行但你这个理由用太多要老套了

Well Raj is probably on his way to the airport

拉杰应该在去机场的路上

Yeah ‭ Guess he's finally getting

-是啊 -看来他终于要得到

his big romantic movie moment

他盛大浪漫的电影时刻了

With a woman who doesn't care about

跟一个完全不在乎盛大浪漫的

big romantic movie moments

电影时刻的女人

Well he'll have the rest of his life

他可以用余生

to explain them to her

慢慢跟她解释

You can't really think this is a good idea

你不可能真的认为这是个好主意吧

Of course I don't What am I supposed to do

我当然不认为但我能怎么做

Go stop him Get your best friend back

去阻止他把你最好的朋友抢回来

You're my best friend We don't have time for this

-你才是我最好的朋友 -我们没时间演这出了

快去

You know Leonard was really upset

莱纳德很难过

Shouldn't you go talk to him

你不去跟他谈谈吗

And send the message that he can get what he wants

然后让他觉得只要发脾气

by throwing a tantrum I don't think so

就能得偿所愿吗我想不了

Beverly put down your phone and go apologize to your son

贝弗利放下手机去向你儿子道歉

Oh so now you're not talking to me

现在你还不跟我说话了吗

When you're finished with your tantrum I'd be glad to

等你发完脾气我很乐意跟你说话

Just let me know when you're done

你气完了就告诉我一声

Oh my God

老天爷啊

When am I gonna stop trying to win her approval

我什么时候才会不再试图得到她的认可啊

E Every time I'm around her

我每次跟她在一起

I I turn into this needy little eight year old boy

就变成一个渴求关爱的八岁小孩

You sound like that now and she's not even here

你现在听起来也是啊她都不在场呢

If I could respond more compassionately than Sheldon

如果我能用更有同情心的方式回答你

and thank you for making it so easy

谢谢你让这毫无难度

The need for a mother's approval

渴求母亲的认可

is baked into our biology

这是我们的天性

I know that it's just

我知道只是...

after all these years you'd think I would have learned

都这么多年了照理来说我该长记性了

Hmm It's too bad you didn't

可惜你没有

Well see

看见没

Compassion

同情心

You okay ‭Oh yeah My neck's a little stiff

-你还好吧 -我脖子有点僵

Maybe because my boyfriend made me sleep

也许是因为我男友昨晚

in a comic book store last night

逼我睡在漫画书店

Bet your neck would hurt if you slept in any store

你睡在任何商店脖子都会痛

Except maybe a mattress store

除了床垫商店

I I'm sorry but I couldn't sleep at your place

对不起但我不能睡在你家

Mitch was really freaking me out

米奇令我毛骨悚然

He was freaking me out too

他也令我毛骨悚然

but there has to be a better solution

但肯定有更好的解决办法

Tonight we'll go back to my place And tomorrow

-今晚去我家 -明天呢

With my health being what it is

鉴于我的身体健康状况

I try to live one day at a time

我是过一天算一天的人

I don't want to blame you but if you'd moved in with me

我不想怪你但如果我问你时

when I asked you to we wouldn't be in this situation

你搬去和我一起住就不会有现在这种情况

You're right

你是对的

It's my fault

是我的错

When I had the chance I was scared and

我有机会时却害怕了

now that I want to you're stuck with Mitch

现在我想去你却甩不掉米奇

So you do want to move in with me

你想和我一起住吗

More than Galactus wants to devour worlds

比行星吞噬者吞噬星球的决心还要强烈

Well that's great 'cause I want to move in with you

太好了我想和你一起住的决心

more than the Thing wants to clobber

比石头人想痛击还要坚决

More than Hulk wants to smash

胜过浩克想砸东西吗

More than Batman wants to ignore the due process of law

胜过蝙蝠侠对正当法律程序的无视

We are so weird

我们真是一对宅人

Raj Stop

拉杰停下

‭What

什么

What are you doing here

你怎么来了

Look

听着

if you're getting on that plane

如果你登上那架飞机

because you love Anu and you

是因为你爱安努

can't stand the thought of spending another day

你无法再忍受没有她的日子

without her then go

那你就去

If not

如果不是

then stay here with

那就留下来

the people who love you

和爱你的人在一起

But what if this is my last chance at marriage and family

但如果这是我最后拥有婚姻和家庭的机会呢

I promise you it's not

我向你保证不是的

Believe me somewhere out there

相信我这世上肯定还有女生

is a woman who loves cooking shows

喜欢烹饪节目

and sweater vests and

喜欢毛线背心

all the other dumb things you love

还有其他那些你喜欢的傻事

You really think so

你真这样想

Yes

是的

And I don't think she's

我也不觉得她

waiting for you in England

在英国等着你

When you propose to someone in Notting Hill

当你在诺丁山向某人求婚

it should be to someone who knows what that movie is

应该是对一个知道《诺丁山》这部电影的人

Are you saying

你意思是

you're just a boy

你只不过是一个男孩

standing in front of another boy

站在另一个男孩面前

saying you don't want him to leave

说你不想他离开

Sure

没错

I love you buddy

我爱你兄弟

I love you too

我也爱你

No No no that's not what's happening here

不是不是不是那种情况

Come on

走吧

How'd you get past security

你怎么通过安检的

I had to buy a ticket You owe me 1 300 bucks

我必须买票你欠我1300块

Penny can I have a moment alone with my ‭Yep bye

-佩妮我想和我妈单独... -好拜

Have you calmed down

你冷静了吗

No I'm not calm You really hurt me

我没有你太伤我的心了

That wasn't my intention It doesn't matter

-那并非我的本意 -你的本意如何

what you intended

根本不重要

What matters is the way you made me feel

重要的是你带给我的感受

Actually the way y you've always made me feel

应该是这么多年你带给我的感受

I see so

我知道了所以

you're here to tell me all the ways

你是来告诉我在哪些方面

that I failed you as a mother Yeah

-没做到合格的母亲 -对

And get comfortable 'cause I it's a long list

坐好了清单很长

Is it happening soon

短期内会说吗

You know what It doesn't matter

知道吗算了吧

Doesn't matter you're never gonna change

算了你永远不会改变

If I want you to accept me for me

如果我希望你接受本来的我

then I guess I'm gonna have to accept you for you

我想我也必须接受本来的你

所以

I forgive you

我原谅你

I didn't ask you to forgive me Too bad

-我没请你原谅我 -太遗憾了

I forgive you anyway

反正我原谅你了

And I forgive myself for taking so long to do it

我原谅我自己这么久才原谅你

Oh my God that feels so good

我的天感觉好极了

I must admit it

我必须承认这...

it does feel good

的确令我感觉很好

What does

什么令你感觉很好

You forgiving me

你原谅我

It means a lot

意义很重大

Thank you

谢谢

Look I was scared to move in

我之前很害怕搬进来

but that was a mistake because she is amazing

但那是个错误她太好了

and I really want to live with her

我真的很想和她一起生活

所以

think you'd be willing to find another place

你愿意另找地方住吗

Do you love her

你爱她吗

Oh we haven't really said that yet

我们还没说过这种事

Yeah I do

是我爱她

Don't say it to me say it to her

别对我说对她说

I love you

我爱你

I love you too

我也爱你

Now both of you say it to me

现在你们两个对我说