生活大爆炸-S06E19_生活大爆炸

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What you doing

你在干嘛

You said clean up

你叫我收拾嘛

I'm cleaning up

我就在收拾啊

You can't just throw everything in the closet

你不能只把东西都往衣橱里扔啊

Hey you can tell me what to do

你可以叫我做事

or you can tell me how to do it

或者是教我做事

but you can't do both this isn't sex

但只有做爱时才可以边叫边教

What if someone looks in there

要是有人看到里面怎么办

They're just coming over for dinner

他们只是来吃顿饭而已

No one's gonna look in the closet

没人会看衣橱的啦

Well you don't know that

谁知道啊

What if someone's looking for the bathroom

万一有人找厕所

and they open that door

不小心打开了这扇门呢

Could work out

也行啊

For all we know there's a toilet in there somewhere

这里面某处还真有个厕所呢

Fine But after tonight

好吧但今晚过后

we need to get a handle on this mess

我们就得好好整理这衣橱

You know what we should do

知道我们应该怎么做吗

We should show the closet to Sheldon

故意让谢尔顿看到这衣橱

Why

为什么

Are you kidding

你傻啦

He's like a savant at organizing

他简直是整理大师好吗

Everything in his apartment has a label on it

他公寓里所有东西都有标签注明

Including his label maker which has a label

连他的标签机上都有个标签

that says "Label Maker "

写着"标签机"

And if you look really close at that label maker label

而且如果你仔细往标签机上的标签看

you'll see a label that says "Label "

你会发现有个小小标签写着"标签"

He's our guest

他是客人

we can't just ask him to straighten our closet

我们怎么可以让客人整理衣橱呢

No we wouldn't ask him

我们当然不会问他来做

We'd just show him the closet

我们只要让他瞧见就行了

and let the goblins in his head take it from there

之后他脑子里的小妖精就会煽动他了

Hey guys come on in

大家请进

Ooh it smells good Thanks

-闻起来好香啊 -谢谢

And Sheldon I know tonight's the night you eat Thai food

谢尔顿我知道今晚是你的泰国菜之夜

so I went to the Asian market got all the ingredients

所以我去了亚洲超市买了一切所需材料

and made it from scratch

从零开始学

Oh you shouldn't have

你不用这样大费周章

Oh it's my pleasure

这是我的荣幸

No you really shouldn't have

不你真的不用这样

I brought my own

我自己带了

You stopped and got him takeout

你中间还带他去买外卖啦

I had no choice

我没得选嘛

He kept kicking the back of my seat

他一直踢我驾驶座背后

Sheldon I've been cooking all day

谢尔顿我花了一整天时间煮呢

Well now don't you feel silly

好吧... 现在觉得自己蠢了吧

Show him the closet

带他去看衣橱

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These spring rolls are amazing

这春卷真是太美味了

Good job Bernadette

好手艺啊伯纳黛特

That's the takeout that Sheldon brought

那是谢尔顿带来的外卖

Oh well I'm sure they wouldn't have tasted

我肯定要不是先吃了你的菜

nearly as good if I hadn't tried your food first

这玩意肯定没那么好吃

Howard did you want your clothes arranged

霍华德你的衣服想怎么分类

seasonally or by color

是按季节还是按颜色

Color's fine

按颜色就行了

Wrong they'll be arranged seasonally

错误我会按季分类

Sheldon aren't you gonna spend a little time with Amy

谢尔顿你不坐下陪陪艾米吗

Oh it's okay I'm used to it

没事的我习惯了

The other day at Whole Foods he spent an hour

那天在超市他花了一个小时

optimizing the cheese aisle

最佳化起司区的排列法

Yeah and some thanks I got

是啊但他们都不感激

The assistant manager chased me out

助理经理还用手工制意大利香肠

with an artisanal salami

赶我走呢

His quirks just make you love him more

他的小怪癖让人更爱他

Someone please agree with me

你们谁也附和我一下嘛

Sheldon come on

谢尔顿好啦

It's getting late Time to go

时间晚了回家吧

Oh five more minutes

再给我五分钟

That's what you said five minutes ago

你五分钟前就这么说过了

Amy and Penny are already in the car

艾米和佩妮都在车上等了

Let's move it

走吧

How come I never get to do anything I want to do

为什么总不让我做我想做的事啊

You know if he really wants to stay and finish

他要是真的想留下到整理完毕

I can give him a ride home

我可以载他回家

Please Leonard He said it's okay

求你了莱纳德他都说没关系了

Sheldon it's

谢尔顿都...

Wait I can go home without you Bye

等等可以不用载你回家吗拜拜

Howard I have a few questions

霍华德我有几个问题

I found three bowling pins

我找到了三个保龄球瓶

Now do you juggle these

这是抛接用的三个瓶呢

or are you missing seven

还是你丢了七个

Juggle

杂耍抛接

You health nuts kill me

小混球害我要想破头了

Oh my God it's beautiful

天啊太整齐了

Look he found the juggling pins I hid

看他发现了我藏起来的抛接球瓶

Uh just a couple more items

还有几样东西

Howard I found this letter from your dad in a box

霍华德我在盒子里找到这封你爸写的信

Now based on the content

根据里面的内容呢

it could either be filed

可以被分类去...

Whoa you opened this

你还打开看啦

Well I had to find out if it was personal correspondence

得读过才知道这是私人信件

or memorabilia Now as I was saying

还是纪念性的信件我刚说到

based on the content I couldn't be less interested

-根据内容呢... -我没兴趣知道

Now come on I'll take you home

走吧我载你回家吧

Howard don't you want to know what's in the letter

霍华德你不想知道信里的内容吗

If I wanted to know I would've opened it years ago

我要想知道我多年前就拆开看了

The closet looks great

衣橱现在看起来超整洁

Let's get out of here

咱们走吧

Wait can I bring this box

等等我能拿上这盒

of extra shirt buttons to sort on the ride

备用衣服纽扣在车上整理着玩吗

Do whatever you want Thanks

-你高兴就好 -谢谢

Great party

今晚派对超棒

You know when I first met Howard

你知道我刚认识霍华德那会

he would pull his scrotum out of his shorts

他会把阴囊从短裤里拉出来

and say "oh I sat in gum "

然后大喊 "看我坐到口香糖上了"

What is your point

你到底想说什么

Well it's just kind of weird how grown up he is now

如今他变得这么成熟感觉怪怪的

Happily married guy throwing dinner parties

婚姻美满还会在家宴请朋友

Really You couldn't just say that

是吗你直接这么说不行吗

You had to tell the scrotum story

还非得讲一遍阴囊的故事

Trying to paint a picture

描述下他以前幼稚的画面嘛

Yeah it was a nice change of pace

换个方式不再围着咖啡桌吃外卖

not eating takeout around a coffee table

的确也是不错的改变

Mm you know we could throw a dinner party too

要知道我们也可以宴请一下朋友们

Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up

还可以要求大家都盛装出席

Sure

好呀

Just when you say "Dressed up "

不过你所谓的盛装出席

you mean nice clothes right

是指穿着得体的衣服是吧

Not like capes and tights and crap

而不是指穿着斗篷紧身衣之类的玩意

Yeah

当然

Although No

-不过 -不行

Howie you okay

华仔你没事吧

Yeah I just couldn't sleep

没事我只是...睡不着

Told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner

都叫你晚餐后别喝浓缩咖啡了

I know the little cups make you feel big

我知道那些小杯子显得你人高马大

but it's not worth it

可这实在是得不偿失呀

It's this stupid letter

都怪这份讨厌的信

Did you read it

你看了吗

没有

You must be curious

你一定很好奇

Of course I'm curious

我当然好奇了

I haven't seen the man since

从很小的时候

oh I was a little kid

我就再也没见过他了

And a letter shows up on my 18th birthday

然后在我18岁生日时突然寄来一封信

What's that about

这算是什么意思

Why don't you read it

你为什么不读读看呢

Maybe he apologizes or explains why he left

也许他为不辞而别做出了道歉或者解释

He abandoned me and my mother

他抛弃了我和我妈

Why does he deserve a chance to explain anything

他有什么资格来做解释呢

I get that

我明白

So what do you want to do with it

那你准备怎么办呢

Something I should've done a long time ago

很久以前我就应该这么做了

Really Are you sure Yep

-真的你确定吗 -确定

Feel better I do

-心里舒服点了吗 -舒服了

Great

这下好了

Neither one of us is tall enough to reach that

咱俩的身高都够不着那烟雾报警器

I can't believe he set it on fire

我真不敢相信他烧掉了那封信

Yeah just seeing that letter really freaked him out

对啊他看到那封信就心烦

And he was already having a tough day

再说他那天本来就过得不开心

'cause he accidentally wore my pants to work

他不小心穿着我的裤子去上班了

I don't know why he was upset

我真不懂他有什么不开心的

They were bigger on him than me

他穿那裤子比我穿着还宽松呢

Boy I'm really curious what's in that letter

我真好奇那信里写了什么

Me too but I guess now we'll never know

我也好奇不过我们永远无法知道了

Well you said Sheldon read it

你说谢尔顿读过那封信

Why not ask him

何不去问问他

I can't do that

我不能这么做

What kind of wife would I be

不尊重老公的隐私

if I didn't respect my husband's privacy

还算什么好人妻呢

What if I ask Sheldon

如果我去问谢尔顿的时候

you just happen to be in the room

你"碰巧"在场呢

That works Okay

-这主意好 -走吧

Like cleaning out the entire building's belly button

就跟清理整幢大楼的脏肚脐眼似的

Hey Sheldon Oh hello

-谢尔顿 -你们好

What can I do for you ladies

有什么能为你们效劳的吗

You have something we want

你有我们想要的东西

Oh dear

乖乖

My mother warned me

我妈曾经警告过我

this is what happens to pretty boys in the big city

小帅哥进了大城市就会遇到这种事

No we just want information

不我们想要知道点信息

Oh I've got that in spades

这个我绝对能帮上忙

Ravage me

用问题蹂躏我吧

We heard you read the letter from Howard's father

我们听说你读了霍华德他爸写的信

I did

我读了

What did it say

信里写了什么

Yeah

这个

I can't tell you that

我可不能告诉你们

I'm bound by closet organizer/ organizee confidentiality

我得遵守衣橱主人和整理者之间的保密协议

Sheldon that's not a real thing

谢尔顿世上才没有那种规定呢

Well neither is the rule that you have to

那世上也没有规定说看电影时

hold your girlfriend's hand at the movies You know

必须紧握你女友的手呀

That doesn't stop you from pawing at me

你还不是照样对我上下其手

like you're a bear and I'm a trash can full of sweets

就像你是大狗熊我是蜜罐子一样

Why do you even care

你管什么多干嘛

Just tell us what it says

把信的内容告诉我们就是了

Control over the information contained in that letter

那封信的内容的所有权

belongs to Howard

是属于霍华德的

By happenstance I came to know it

我是偶尔不小心读到的

That doesn't give me the right to disseminate it freely

这并不代表我可以到处散布它

Come on Look the letter was found in Bernadette's closet

拜托那封信是在伯纳黛特的衣橱找到的

Doesn't that count for something

这好歹也意味点什么吧

Are you pointing out that California

你是想说加州政府是

is a community property state

认同联合财产的

and since Howard and Bernadette are married

既然霍华德和伯纳黛特已经结婚了

the intellectual property contained in that letter

那么那封信所含有的知识产权

is jointly owned by the two spouses

理应由夫妇俩人共享吗

Yeah obviously

对就是这个意思

Well played

你厉害

Sometimes I don't give you enough credit Penny

有时候我真是小看你了佩妮

Dude you made the right choice

老兄你来找我商量开派对的事

coming to me for help with this party

真是找对人了

Actually all I did was invite you

其实我只是邀请了你而已

Well put your mind at ease

好了你就放宽心吧

I'm here to make sure your dinner party

有我相助霍华德的晚宴

kicks Howard's dinner party's ass

一定会被你的晚宴打得落花流水

Now the first thing we need is a theme

现在我们首先需要确定一个主题

I'm thinking

我在想

ah turn of the century Moulin Rouge

19到20世纪之交时期的红磨坊

I'm thinking you need a testosterone patch

我觉得你需要贴睾酮贴片增加雄性激素了

Penny and I just want to do something low key

我和佩妮是想以低调为主

You know cocktails

就像鸡尾酒

light jazz music hors d'oeuvres

轻柔的爵士乐开胃小吃

So your theme is

所以你的主题是

"I saw a rerun of Mad Men

"我看了一集《广告狂人》的重播

and bought some crab puffs from Trader Joe's"

然后从连锁超市买来蟹肉酥"

Hate to miss that

我可不想错过

Hey where have you been

你去哪里了

Oh Leonard

莱纳德

If I was prone to sarcasm

如果我要讥讽你的话

I'd say I was pulling off a major heist

我会说我刚在洗衣篮博物馆里

at the museum of laundry baskets

干了一票大劫案

One two three four five

一二三四五

six seven eight nine ten

六七八九十[愤怒控制]

I meant "Golly Sheldon

我是说 "天啊谢尔顿

you've been gone a long time "

你刚去了有够久的"

Oh Yeah well I was waylaid by

因为我被佩妮和伯纳黛特

Penny Bernadette and Amy

还有艾米拦住问话了

They made me reveal confidential information

她们让我泄露霍华德父亲的

about Howard's father

机密信息

What information

什么信息

I can't tell you that

我不能告诉你们

I am bound by closet

我必须遵守

organizer/ organizee confidentiality

衣橱主人和整理者之间的保密协议

Well come on we won't tell anyone

拜托啦我们不会告诉任何人的

Sorry badgering me won't work

抱歉纠缠我也没用

What you should have said is

你应该这么说

"It's pointless to keep this a secret

"没必要保守这个秘密

because Penny will tell us "

因为佩妮会告诉我们的"

Fine then that All right I'll tell you

-那我问佩妮 -好吧我告诉你们

My goodness everyone's on their game today

天啊今天每个人都很会找理由嘛

This is really fun

这真的很好玩

Yeah it's nice to get dressed up once in a while

是啊偶尔穿正装也不错

Yeah and hors d'oeuvres are delightful

对啊开胃小吃令人愉悦

As is the company

就像我的女伴

My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead

我的衣服痒死了真希望死了算了

Hey uh listen everybody

大家听着

Before Howard gets here let's all just agree

在霍华德来之前我们统一口径

to not bring up the letter from his father

不要提起他父亲的信

Of course Sure

-好 -知道

Absolutely

当然不会

If I say yes

如果我也同意

can we turn off that Latin orgy music

能不能关掉那拉丁的放荡音乐

Ridiculous that we still have to walk

我们还得走这么多层楼梯

up all these flights of stairs

真是太荒谬了

Yeah try doing it in heels

对啊尤其是穿着高跟鞋

I am

我就穿着呢

Wait

慢着

There's something I have to tell you

我有话要对你说

What

什么

I know what was in your dad's letter

我知道那封信的内容了

Sheldon I swear to God I'm gonna kill you

谢尔顿我发誓我一定要杀了你

I made him tell us

是我逼他告诉我们的

What "Us"

"我们"

Who else knows

谁还知道

I know Me too

-我 -我也是

Same here

还有我

Shame on all of you

真为你们感到羞耻

You know too

你不也知道了吗

Couldn't leave him with one friend could you

非得全军覆没就不能给他留一个朋友吗

So everybody knows

所以除了我

what's in that letter except for me

大家都知道那封信的内容

Yes it's six against one

对现在是六对一

Stand down sir

别轻举妄动先生

How could you do this

你怎么能这样呢

I'm sorry

对不起

If you want we could tell you

如果你想知道我们可以告诉你

No I don't want to know

不我不想知道

I mean

我是说

I do but

我是想知道但...

I got to go

我要走了

Used me as a human shield

用我来当人肉盾牌

I panicked

人家慌了嘛

He looked taller than usual

他比平时看起来高大

Howard In here

-霍华德 -这里

I'm sorry

对不起

I should have left it alone

我不应该多事的

It's okay

没关系

Sorry I ran off like that

抱歉我就这么走了

What are you looking at

你在看什么

Uh pictures of my dad and me when I was a kid

我小时候跟爸爸的合照

That's nice I got to tell you

-那很好啊 -不得不说

as angry as I am at Sheldon for blabbing

虽然谢尔顿泄密让我很生气

he did a hell of a job organizing this closet

但他的确把这个衣橱整理得很好

Look at this

瞧瞧这个

"Photos of Wolowitz family before father left forever "

"父亲永别前沃罗威茨一家照片"

Check out nine year old Howie with cornrows

瞧九岁时满头小辫子的华仔

Neither race was happy to see me with those

无论黑人犹太人看了都会不爽

Think you could take a break Why

-你想不想休息一下 -为什么

Got a little surprise for you

我有个惊喜要给你

Come on

来吧

Oh honey

亲爱的

I am in no mood to have sex tonight

我今晚没心情做爱

I'll lay there if you absolutely

如果你一定要做

have to have it but

那我就勉强躺在下面好了

What are you guys doing here

你们来这里干嘛

When you left you weren't sure whether or not

你走时并没有很明确表明

you wanted to know what was in your dad's letter

自己是否想知道信上的内容

so we came up with kind of a cool solution

所以我们想出了一个很酷的解决办法

Oh yeah what's that

是吗是什么

It's simple really

很简单

It occurred to me that knowing and not knowing

我突然意识到知道和不知道

can be achieved by creating a macroscopic example

可以通过创造量子力学叠加状态的

of quantum superposition

宏观例子来完成

The the principle

原理是

that a physical system exists partially

物理系统部分存在于

in all its possible states at once

所有可能状态

We were all thinking it really

我们都是这样想的真的

It was kind of the elephant in the room so

这就像房里的大象一样[显而易见]

Anyway um I realize

总之我意识到

if we each present you with an account

如果我们每人对你父亲信件的内容

of what your father wrote to you

作出一番陈述

only one of which is true

但只有一个是真的

and then we don't tell you which one it is

我们不告诉你哪个是真的

you will forever be

你会永远

in a state of epistemic ambivalence

处于认知的矛盾状态中

Yeah

对

And I said if it wasn't epistemic

我说如果不是认知的

we might as well not do it

咱们就干脆别忙活了

Sit down honey

坐下亲爱的

Raj you're up

拉杰你先来

Okay um

好的

It was a card for your 18th birthday

那是一张庆祝你18岁的生日卡

Inside it said

上面写着

"Happy birthday Howard

"生日快乐霍华德

I love you Dad "

我爱你老爸"

Oh and it was a Far Side card

而且还是一张搞笑贺卡

the one where the frog has its tongue

一只青蛙的舌头粘在了

stuck to the underside of an airplane

飞机的下面

Thinks it's a fly

它以为飞机是苍蝇

Silly frog So funny

白痴青蛙太搞笑了

Sheldon

谢尔顿

It was a map leading to the lost treasure

那是一张藏宝图可以找到著名海盗

of famous pirate One Eyed Willy

独眼韦利传说中的宝藏

Nice try

亏你想的到

That's the plot for Goonies

这是《七宝奇谋》的情节

Told you Don't

-早说了 -闭嘴

Amy

艾米

You didn't know it

你并不知道

but your father was in the auditorium

但你高中毕业时

at your high school graduation

你父亲在观众席上

And he cried because he was so proud of you

他哭了因为他为你骄傲

Really

真的吗

Or that's complete poppycock which Amy made up

也有可能完全是艾米瞎编的废话

It still could be the map

藏宝图才是真的

Penny

佩妮

It was a letter explaining

那封信是解释

that your dad wasn't who he said he was

你父亲的真实身份

Eventually his other life caught up to him

当时他另一个身份的麻烦找上了他

and the only way to keep you and your mom safe

唯一保护你们母子安全的办法

was to leave

就是他离开

I would like to change mine

我想改变我的故事

The pirate's name was Peg Leg Antoine

海盗的名字其实叫假腿安托万

Now it's completely different from Goonies

现在和《七宝奇谋》就完全不同了

No it's not Don't

-没什么区别 -闭嘴

Okay my turn

到我了

Your dad wrote about how family is the most important thing

你爸写的是家庭是世界上最重要的

and that you should never throw it away like he did

希望你不要像他那样不懂珍惜

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Inside the envelope was a picture

信封里有张照片

of your dad holding you the day you were born

拍的是你出生时你爸抱着你

On the back he wrote

照片背后他写着

"Howard my son my greatest gift "

"霍华德儿子你是我最好的礼物"

You okay

你还好吗

Yeah

没事

I'm terrific

好得不得了

那么

Which one do you think it is

你觉得哪一个是真的

matey

好兄弟[海盗用语]

Actually I don't want to know

事实上我不想知道

我

want all of them to be true

希望这些全是真的

Well one of them is

有一个是真的

That's pretty cool

那非常好

Thank you guys

谢谢各位

Hey it's still early

时间还早

Why don't we go back and have that party

不如回去继续开派对吧

Yeah cool

好的

You know surprisingly

出人意料的是

uh the letter from your father

你父亲的信

wasn't the most interesting thing

并不是我在衣橱里

I read in the closet

看到的最有意思的东西

Bernadette's diary has some saucy passages

伯纳黛特日记的内容相当有料啊

Sheldon don't you dare

谢尔顿你敢

Th There's nothing to worry about

不用担心

Your secret's safe with me

我不会泄露你的秘密

That's more like it

这还差不多

Although copyright law would allow me to quote snippets

不过版权法允许我在回忆时

in the context of a review

引用其中的片段

Glad you're feeling better

我很开心你心情好些了

Me too

我也是

If I'd known we were gonna be dancing

如果我知道我们要跳舞

would have worn my flats

就穿平底鞋来了

This turned out pretty well huh

派对真不错啊

Yeah I think so

我也这样想

I agree

我同意

That is if you've never been to or heard of a party before

前提是从未参加或听说过派对

If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle

如果你让我在你脑袋上正确的位置

in the right place you'd be happy all the time

用根滚烫的针刺一下你就会永远开心了

Uh Penny

佩妮

I I have a couple of questions about your closet

关于你的衣橱我有几个问题

Is there any reason

你保留这只死鱼

you're keeping this dead goldfish

是有原因的吗

Damn I forgot to feed him

见鬼我忘记喂食了

And that I had him

也忘记我养了鱼

Well now did you also have a dog

你还养了狗吗

Because I found what appears to be

我找到了一个

a battery operated chew toy

电池驱动的咬咬玩具[震动棒]

Party's over Party's over

派对结束派对结束