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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情回顾

This is just a minor setback

这只是一点小挫折

No it's not okay

这不是明白吗

I've been out here for like ten years

我已经离家拼搏十年了

I have nothing to show for it

我依然一无所有

Well you have me

你有我啊

I do have you

我的确拥有你

Leonard Hofstadter

莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

will you marry me

你愿意娶我吗

Did you seriously just say "Um "

你刚才那一声是在犹豫吗

事到如今

It's an outrage I know

-这太过分了 -我明白

The university they think they can do whatever they want

大学的高层觉得他们想干嘛就能干嘛

We just have to sit there and take it

我们只能乖乖任由摆布

You need to let it go Sheldon

别老拽着这事不放了谢尔顿

You work tirelessly for someone and this is what you get

我没日没夜地为他们干活却落得如此下场

Oh my God

我的老天啊

They're just making you use your vacation days

他们就是让你把年假用掉而已

But I don't want a vacation

可我不想放假

Okay listen I don't mean to diminish what you're going through

我不想轻视你心灵受到的创伤

but I'm a little distracted right now

但我现在真的没心思

Oh this again

又是因为那事啊

So Penny proposed you didn't say yes

不就是佩妮求了婚你没答应嘛

and now you think you may have lost her love forever

所以现在你天天发愁到底会不会失去她

How does this compare to me being forced

这破事怎么比得上我被人

to relax for a few days

逼迫放假来得惨啊

It doesn't Thank you

-完全比不上 -就是嘛

I'm gonna go talk to Penny

我要去跟佩妮谈谈

I'm going to go inside put on my coziest pajamas

我要回家穿上我最舒服的睡衣

curl up with a good book

蜷在床上看本好书

and wait for this nightmare to be over

等待这场噩梦的结束

Penny

佩妮

Sorry

抱歉情不自禁

Hey Look I'm sorry I didn't text you back

抱歉没回你短信

I just needed some time to think

我只是需要点时间想想

Okay Here Come in

-没事 -来进来吧

Look if you want to break up just say it

如果你是想要分手就说出来吧

Leonard No no no no I take it back

-莱纳德... -别别别我收回那句话

Don't say it Just just hate me but stay with me

千万别分手恨我就好别离开我

It worked for my parents

反正我爸妈也这样

Listen I don't want to break up with you

听我说我没想要跟你分手

Oh O Okay

那就好

Good good

很好很好

So it's cool if I cry a little

不介意我落两滴男儿泪吧

Yeah I probably wouldn't

要我就不会这么做

Yeah

同意

Look you did the right thing last night

你昨晚的做法是正确的

I was a mess

我当时脑子不清楚

I was just frustrated because my career is going nowhere

当时我因为事业不顺内心严重受挫

Look I get it and I want you to know

我理解我也想你知道

that I support whatever you want to do

无论你想做什么事我都支持你

Great because I've been thinking

那就好因为我在想

if I really want this acting thing to work

如果我真想要演员事业能成功

I need to focus all my energy on it

我就得身心完全投入

And to do that

为了做到真正投入

I should quit waitressing at The Cheesecake Factory

我决定辞芝士蛋糕工厂的服务员工作

That That's a big step I know

-这是个大改变啊 -我知道

So you know before making any rash

所以在你做任何冲动的...

I already quit And I support you

-我已经辞职了 -那我也支持你

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Come on take me to work with you No

-好嘛带我跟你去上班 -不行

You're on vacation Please

-你在放假 -求你了

What if there's a big breakthrough in science today

万一今天科学界有重大突破

and I'm not there to see it

我却错过无法见证呢

Do you really think there's gonna be a breakthrough

你真的觉得你如果不在科学界能有什么

without you there to do it

重大突破吗

No I was just tricking you

当然不会有这是陷阱题

Bye

再会

Leonard wait

莱纳德等等

Take me with you No

-带我一起去 -不行

Please No

-求你了 -就是不行

Too bad I'm coming with you

抱歉我就是要跟着你

Oh Sheldon stay But

-谢尔顿停 -但是...

I said stay

乖乖待着

I'm going to work

我要去上班了

Do not follow me

不许跟着我

Hey Stuart

斯图尔特

Hey Sorry Did I startle you

-你好啊 -抱歉我吓到你了吗

Yes but at this point pretty much any customer does

没关系这时间所有客人都会吓到我

What can I do for you

你要买什么

Well I need a little help

我需要你帮个忙

I accidentally destroyed one of Howard's comic books this morning

今早我不小心弄坏了霍华德的一本漫画书

and I was hoping I could replace it

所以我想买一本来替换

Wow What happened

发生了什么事

Batman got his ass kicked by my curling iron

蝙蝠侠被我的烫发棒给虐了

Well don't let The Riddler know that

可别把这个秘密告诉谜语人

蝙蝠侠敌手

It's a comic book joke

这是个漫画哏啦

Or maybe it's not

也可能不是哏吧

Do you have this one

你还有这本书吗

Uh well it's it's pretty rare

这本书市面上很少见了

Can you give me a few days to track it down

我需要几天时间找一下

Ooh I was kind of hoping to get it

我还希望能在华仔下班

before Howie comes home from work

回家之前就把书换掉

Oh What's the hurry

干嘛这么着急

Well he's always saying

他平时就爱念叨

I should be more careful with my curling iron

让我用烫发棒的时候多注意点

and it seems like a dangerous precedent

要是让他发现

to let him think he can be right

他也有说对的时候就惨了

Well I'll do what I can

我尽力而为吧

but I can't make any promises

但我可不敢打包票一定能找到

You know I do work at a pharmaceutical company

其实我在制药公司工作呢

If you can make this happen today

如果你今天能帮我找到书

I can hook you up with anxiety medication

我就能帮你搞点抗焦虑

antidepressants Really

-和抗抑郁的药 -是吗

Do you have any of these

那你有这些药吗

Hello Mr Rat Brain

鼠脑君你好吗

Not so bitey without the rest of the rat

没了身体的其他部分

to back us up now are we

现在没法咬我了吧

Anybody home

有人吗

Hey what brings you guys here

你俩来干什么

Well we were just on our way to lunch

我们要去吃午饭

and wanted to see if you'd like to join

顺道看看你想不想一起去

Why

为什么

Because Sheldon's not here this week

因为这周谢尔顿不上班

and you don't think I have any other options

你们就觉得我没有别人陪伴了吗

I'm just kidding I'll get my purse

开玩笑的我拿上包就走

Hi Amy I Oh

艾米我

I'm sorry I didn't know you had any company

抱歉我不知道你有客人在

That's okay

没关系

Uh Bert this is Howard and Rajesh

伯特这是霍华德和拉杰什

Guys this is Bert

这位是Bert

Hey Good to see you Hey

-很高兴见到你 -你好

Anyway I wanted to show you

我是想过来给你看看

this tourmalinated quartz that we got in the lab

我们在实验室弄出来的石英晶体

This is so pretty

真漂亮

Bert works for the geology department Yeah

-伯特在地质系工作 -没错

You know what uh geologists and Bon Jovi have in common

你们知道地质学家和邦·乔飞的共同点是什么吗

You're both into rock

你们都喜欢石头[摇滚]吗

Yeah

答对了

Well see ya

再见

Oh you forgot your quartz

你忘了把石英拿走了

Oh it's okay

没关系

I want you to have it

送给你吧

Bye

再见

He's nice

他人真好

Yeah he's nice because he likes you

他对你好是因为他喜欢你

What No he doesn't

什么呀他才不喜欢我呢

He brought you a pretty rock

他送你一块漂亮的石头

So He does that every day Oh

那又怎样他每天都送我...

You know if you'd rather skip lunch

如果你不想吃午饭

and hang out with your boyfriend Bert it's totally okay

而想和你男友伯特在一起我们完全没意见

He's not my boyfriend

他才不是我男朋友呢

Are you sure He's tall pale and awkward

你确定吗他个高肤白人怪

That sounds like your type

貌似就是你的菜啊

Should someone as lonely as you really be making fun of me

你这种万年没人爱的家伙也敢来取笑我吗

Yeah grow up Howard God

没错霍华德你成熟点好不好

What do I do I don't want to hurt his feelings

我该怎么做呢我不想伤害他的感情

Maybe the problem is he thinks you're available

也许问题就出在他不知道你名花有主了

Does he know you're dating Sheldon

他知道你在跟谢尔顿谈恋爱吗

I guess it hasn't come up

好像从没提过这事

There you go

看吧

And does Sheldon know you're dating Sheldon

那谢尔顿知道你们俩是算在谈恋爱吗

I'm sorry Who are you dating

不好意思那你又是跟谁在恋爱

Yeah knock it off Howard

就是把嘴闭上霍华德

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hello

你好

You okay

你没事吧

I'm on vacation What do you think

我在上班你觉得呢

Why are you sitting in the stairwell

那你为什么坐在楼梯上

Leonard told me to stay

莱纳德让我待在这

Oh Well good boy

真听话乖孩子[狗狗]

Where are you going

你要去哪里

Oh I have a ton of errands to run

我要出去办一堆事

I need to make copies of my headshot

我得去多洗几张我的大头照

send them off to agents

寄给不同的经济人

and sign up for a new acting class and

然后去报一门新的表演课

Well have fun Okay

-祝你忙得开心 -好的

You want to come with me Really

-你要不要一起来 -可以吗

Come on boy Come on Let's go Let's go

当然可以走吧快乖孩子[狗狗]

Get in the car Come on

快上车走

All right thanks a lot

谢天谢地

They have one at Capital Comics

首都漫画店有一本

Oh that's great No it's not

-那太棒了 -才不是

I hate that place

我讨厌那地方

Guy who owns it is a jerk

那个店主就是一个混蛋

He's always making me feel bad about myself

他总爱让我产生强烈的自卑感

Oh that's terrible

太糟糕了

What's the address

那家店在哪里

You know why don't I just take you there

算了要不我带你去吧

That way I can make sure he doesn't rip you off

这样我能确保他不会趁机敲诈

Oh thanks but I don't want you to close up

多谢啦但我不希望你关门

I mean won't you lose business

你会损失客人的

Sorry That was mean

抱歉这话太损了

Penny really quit The Cheesecake Factory Yeah

-佩妮真的辞掉了服务员的工作吗 -是的

So what is she doing today I don't know

-那她今天干什么 -我不知道

She already thinks I don't support this

她已经认为我在这方面不支持她

so if I call it might look like I'm checking up on her

所以如果我打给她就会像查岗一样

Well do you support this

那你支持她吗

Of course I do

当然支持

She's a great actress

她是一名很棒的女演员

I'm proud she's taking this risk

她敢冒这个险真让我感到骄傲

That's nice

你真贴心

You bought that Great

你还真信啊太棒了

I got to call her before I forget how I said it

我要在忘记怎么演之前赶快打给佩妮

Hi What's up

怎么了

Oh how's it going

进展如何

You taking Hollywood by storm

你有没有袭卷好莱坞啊

Actually I'm at The Cheesecake Factory

其实我现在在芝士蛋糕工厂呢

You got your job back That is great news

你要回工作啦那真是太好了

I didn't want to say anything

我本来不想多说什么

but you are making the right choice

但你这么做才是正确的

To plunge yourself into debt right now

现在就切断自己的经济来源

would be literally insane Yeah

-简直就是疯了嘛 -是啊

I'm just returning my uniform

我是来这还工作服的

And I support you

对了我支持你哦

Before we begin your guided meditation

在开始接受冥想引导前

close your eyes

闭上眼

and picture yourself in a peaceful environment

想象自己处于一个平和安详的环境

Okay

好的

I'm inside the CERN super collider

我处于欧洲核子研究中心的超级对撞机里

Now take a deep relaxing breath in through your nose

现在用鼻子轻松地深吸一口气

And let it out

然后呼气

Didn't see that coming

真是"没想到"啊

吸气

Let me guess

下一步肯定是...

And out

呼气

What was I gonna do Two "ins" in a row

不然咧连吸两口气憋死自己吗

Where's my lemonade

我的柠檬汁呢

I didn't get it

我忘了

A fitting swan song to your career as a waitress

告别你服务员职业生涯的最佳方式

to forget my order one last time

就是最后一次忘记我的点单

Do you think quitting my job was a mistake

你认为我辞职是个错误吗

Do you see me drinking lemonade

你有看到我在喝柠檬汁吗

No I'm serious

我是说真的

Why do you ask

干嘛这么问

Because Leonard just pissed me off

因为莱纳德刚刚气到我了

Am I being an idiot or not

我辞职是不是特傻啊

No I don't think you are

不啊我不这么认为

Really

真的吗

The best way to achieve a goal is to devote 100%

达到目标的最好办法就是投入自己

of your time and energy to it

百分之百的时间和精力

When I decided I was going to be a physicist

当我决心要成为一个物理学家时

I didn't take some other job

我没有随便找一份工作

in case it didn't work out

好给自己留一条后路

Which wasn't easy because there was a lot of pressure

这决定不容易因为那年皮尔森老师

from Ms Pierson for me to be chalk monitor that year

不断对我施压让我当补粉笔专员

Thank you I needed to hear that

谢谢我需要这样的鼓励

Why can't Leonard understand it

为什么莱纳德就是不明白呢

Because he's not like us Penny

因为他不像咱俩佩妮

We're dreamers

我们是梦想家

Yeah I need to start cracking the window

是是下次再把你留在车里

when I leave you in the car

得留个缝免得你脑子缺氧了

Hello Bert

你好伯特

So anyway there's this big uh rock and mineral show

对了下周在圣塔莫尼卡有个

next week in Santa Monica and

大型的岩石矿物展

Listen um Bert

听着伯特

before you say anything else I

在你说出口之前我想告诉你

I have a boyfriend

我有男朋友了

This is awkward

这下尴尬了

You thought I was gonna ask you to go with me

你以为我是邀请你跟我一起

to the mineral show Weren't you

-去看展览吗 -难道不是吗

Yeah

是的

That's very nice of you but

多谢你的好意但

I do have a boyfriend

我的确有男朋友了

That's what you all say

你们都这么说

You just don't want to go out with me

你们只是不想跟我出去约会

because I have an off putting personality

因为我是个令人讨厌的人

No that's not true

不不是的

My boyfriend has an off putting personality too

我的男朋友也是一个让人讨厌的人

Like way worse than you

而且比你讨厌多了

Don't worry

别担心

I'm used to it

我习惯了

I mean I'm big and weird and funny looking

我这么大只个性古怪长相奇怪

and no one ever wants to do anything with me

从来不会有人想跟我一起玩

Don't say that

别那样说

It's okay

没关系

I know I'm a monster

我知道我就是一怪物

No Bert come on

不伯特别走

I'd love to go to the mineral show with you

我很乐意陪你去看矿物展

Sweet

太棒了

It's a date

那就算约会啦

No it's not

才不算呢

Too late

为时已晚啦

Yeah Haven't seen this many people in my store

自从那辆韩国教堂大巴

since that Korean church bus

从我店前门玻璃撞进来后

crashed through my front window

我店再也没有见过那么多人

Hey Stuart

斯图尔特

Jesse

杰西

Haven't seen you in forever

好久不见

Look how gray you've gotten

你看你都灰成这样了

My hair's exactly the same color as always

我的头发一直都是这个颜色

No I was talking about your skin

不我是在说你的肤色

Look uh my friend here needs a comic book

我的朋友要找一本漫画书

And she went into your store by mistake

她应该是无意走进你的店吧

Good thing there was no one there to see you

幸好他家店没人不会有人知道你走错地方

What do you need

你要找什么

Oh yeah yeah I got this

这本啊我这里有

Right over here

就在这边

Even you Sweatpants

运动裤肥仔连你也抛弃我

Free popcorn

这里有免费爆米花呢

Can I offer you a coffee

要不要来一杯咖啡

Espresso Latte

是浓缩咖啡还是拿铁呢

No thanks

不用了谢谢

How about you Stu Mocha Scone

你呢斯图摩卡还是司康饼

Directions to the nearest soup kitchen

还是要这附近施舍处的地址啊

He knows where the soup kitchen is

他知道施舍处在哪

It's on Merton Avenue

在默顿大道上

I don't think I like the way you're treating my friend

我不喜欢你这样对待我的朋友

Sorry

抱歉

You want the book or not

你还想不想要这本书了

Not from you

想要也不买你的

Let's go Stuart

我们走斯图尔特

You know something Jesse

你知道吗杰西

You may have a successful business

虽说你生意兴隆

a and the kind of pink complexion

均衡营养

that comes with good nutrition

养得一脸粉嫩

but I have something more important

但我拥有更重要的东西

What's that

是什么

Friendship

友谊

Which I would trade in a heartbeat for all of this

但我会毫不犹豫放弃友谊来换取这一切

The mineral and rock show

矿物岩石展览

That would be awful even without Bert

即使不跟伯特去听着都很没劲

So what am I supposed to do now

那我现在应该怎么办

Prepare your uterus for his gigantic offspring

让你的子宫为他的巨人婴儿做好准备

This isn't funny

不许拿这事开玩笑

I'm gonna have to tell him the truth

我必须跟他说实话

that even if I didn't have a boyfriend

就算我没有男友

I wouldn't be interested in him

也不会喜欢他

I've heard those words so many times

这话我听过太多遍了

From Linda Nosenchuck Tammy Rosenworcel

琳达·诺森恰克谭米·罗森沃塞尔

Padma Kapur Neha Chowdury

帕德玛·卡普尔内哈·恰德瑞

Marci Grossman Lisa Mazzarino

马茜·格罗斯曼莉萨·马扎里诺

Megan Pincus Tammy Cho

-梅根·平卡斯 -谭米·周

Oh who was that girl from our Starbucks

我们常去那家星巴克的女生叫什么来着

Arlene Russel Yes Arlene

-艾琳·罗素 -没错艾琳

She wrote "no way" on both our cappuccinos

她在我俩的卡布奇诺杯上都写上了"不可能"

Poor Bert

可怜的伯特

That guy's got a rough afternoon ahead of him

有一个悲催的下午在等着他

Well how would you want a girl

你们希望一个女生

to tell you she wasn't interested

如何拒绝你们

I guess uh I'd like her to sit me down

我希望她和我好好坐着

look me in the eye and say

看着我的眼睛说

"I was wrong I love you "

"我错了我爱你"

And then maybe she could touch me in a special way

或许再用上特别的方式爱抚我

That's how you reject a guy

没错拒绝男生就要这样

Okay I don't have time for this

我没时间听你俩瞎掰

I'm just gonna go find him and be brutally honest

我要直接去找他残忍地说出真相算了

No don't He'll be so upset

-别这样 -他会很伤心的

He'll probably climb up the Empire State Building

他很可能会爬上帝国大厦

and start swatting at planes

像电影里的金刚一样乱拍飞机泄愤

You want us to talk to him

要我们帮你说吗

Really

可以吗

You would do that Sure

-你们愿意代劳吗 -当然

We've both been in his shoes

我们都曾有过这样的经历

We'll let him down with compassion and respect

我们会让他失望的同时感觉到同情与尊重

Thank you

谢谢

Let's go

我们走

So we tell him she's a lesbian right

跟他说她是拉拉吗

Of course we tell him she's a lesbian

当然是说她是拉拉啦

And hold three

保持三

two one

二一

Very good

非常好

Now let's try Warrior II

现在试试战士二式

And hold

保持

I've read that there are great yogis

有报道指出有些伟大的瑜伽修行者

who have such mastery over their bodies

可以随心所欲掌控自己的身体

they can draw water in through their genitals

他们能通过生殖器汲水

Yeah well I don't think we're gonna get to do that today

我们今天还不会练到这一层次

Too bad

太遗憾了

It seems like a good way to drink a milk shake

感觉用这种办法喝奶昔不错

without getting brain freeze

至少大脑不会冰到痛

And now we go to Reverse Warrior

现在是反转战士式

How did she get you to do yoga

她是怎么说服你做瑜伽的

Well to be honest I thought she said "Yoda "

说实话我以为她说的是"尤达"

《星战》里的大师音似瑜伽

I'm helping him relax because unlike you

我在帮他放松因为他和你不同

he supports me

他支持我

Oh how many times do I have to say it

究竟要我说多少次啊

I support you

我支持你

Sheldon take a break

谢尔顿休息下

Namaste

合十致敬

Okay if you support me what was with that phone call

如果你支持我那通电话是什么意思

Fine I'm not sure you should have quit

好吧我不确定你是否该辞职

But if you care so much what I think

但如果你这么在乎我的想法

why didn't you ask me before you did it

你为什么不在辞职前问我呢

Oh so now I need your permission

所以现在我做事需要你的批准吗

Would you have asked me before you quit your job

你在辞职前会征求我的意见吗

Yes

当然会

I thought we were in the kind of relationship

我觉得我们的关系已经到了

where we make decisions together

什么事都一起做决定的阶段

If I'm wrong then maybe we need to talk about

如果我错了那也许我们应该谈谈

the kind of relationship we're actually in

我们的关系究竟在哪一阶段

Yeah well maybe we do

也许是需要谈谈了

I'm willing to if you guys are

你们想谈的话我也很乐意谈

Can we please have some privacy

给我们一些空间好吗

Y No

不行

I'm as much a part of this relationship as you two

除了你们俩我也是这段关系的一名成员

and I think it's high time we put all our cards on the table

我觉得是时候大家把话说开了

Yeah For example where is this going

比如这段感情的未来在哪里

Are you two ever getting married

你们到底会不会结婚

And if so where will we all live

还有婚后我们仨要住在哪里

Have you thought about that

你们有考虑这个问题吗

No Penny

-没有 -佩妮呢

Okay wait What are we doing

慢着我们这是在干嘛

For some reason we're planning a future

不知为何我们现在谈的是

where we both live with Sheldon forever

我们与谢尔顿永远住在一起的未来

Good Now we're getting somewhere

很好总算有点进展了

Look I know you think I'm being reckless

我知道你觉得我太过鲁莽

and you might be right

也许你是对的

but I need to take this shot

但我需要把握这次机会

Yeah no kidding

对这是说真的

Despite what it says on her resume

尽管她在简历上造假

she is no longer 22

她早就不是22岁了

I swear I am on your side

我发誓我向来支持你

You keep saying you're on my side

你总是口头上说支持我

but you don't act like it He does that to me too

-而你的言行完全不一致 -他对我也是这样

Why do we put up with it

我们为什么要容忍你这种行为

Listen I could never do what you're doing okay

听我说我永远做不到你现在做的事

I would be terrified

我没这么大胆

Well it's scary for me too

其实我心里也很害怕

I'm fine with it

我还好啦

My point is just because I couldn't do it

我的意思是不能因为我做不到

doesn't mean you shouldn't

就代表你不应该去做

And I'm proud of you

我为你骄傲

Okay Thank you

好的谢谢

Well to celebrate this reconciliation

为了庆祝重归于好

let's all share a milk shake

咱们分享一杯奶昔吧

Uh Penny you'll need a straw

佩妮你用吸管我们"龙汲水"

You're back Yes I am

-你还是回来了 -是的

There's a few more things I want to say to you

我还有一些话要对你说

Stuart's store is just fine

斯图尔特的店挺好的

and he's a much nicer person than you are

而且他人也比你好多了

and if you still have that comic

如果那本漫画书还在

I'd like to buy it right now

我现在就想买

No problem

没问题

Oh you want a latte while you wait

等的时候要来杯拿铁吗

No I don't want a latte

不我才不要拿铁

I want a cappuccino and a blueberry scone

我要卡布奇诺和蓝莓司康饼

I only have chocolate chip

我这里只有巧克力曲奇饼

Well that sounds even better

这更符合姐心意

Thanks for coming to the mineral and rock show with me

多谢你们陪我去看矿物岩石展

We're sorry Amy didn't want to go

很抱歉艾米不想去

Really really sorry

我们真的深感抱歉[后悔]

Who needs her when I have you guys

有你们陪我还要她干嘛

Rock show

岩石展览

Rock show Rock show

岩石展览岩石展览

Rock show Rock show

岩石展览岩石展览

Rock show

岩石展览

Rock show

岩石展览