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Aw man did you see this post from Raj

你看到拉杰刚才发的状态了吗

What Is it another video of him and his dog

发什么了又一部他跟他的狗

Lady and the Tramping some spaghetti

"小姐与流浪汉式"地共吃面条影片吗

片中两条狗从一条面条的两端慢慢吃到亲嘴

迪士尼卡通电影经典段落

No He can't afford his apartment

不是他住不起那个公寓了

and he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live

在问有没有人知道哪里有便宜的住处

I want to say "India " but it seems mean

我想回"印度" 但感觉太贱了

What's so funny

什么事那么好笑

Raj is looking for a cheap place to live

拉杰在找便宜的地方住

and I wrote "India "

我回了"印度"

Don't post that be supportive

别回这个给人家点支持

Maybe you should be supportive of my hilarious jokes

那你怎么不支持一下我的这些搞笑段子

Fine what should we do

行那我们该怎么做

We're smart I'm sure we can think of something

我们这么聪明肯定能想出办法

You want to let him live here

你想让他住我们这里吗

Oh we're smarter than that

我们绝对比那聪明多了

I know our apartment's small

我知道我们的公寓很小

but I think we can make room

但挤一挤还是能挤出位子吧

No Sheldon

谢尔顿不行

We are not getting a life size Spider Man statue

不许买真人大小的蜘蛛侠人像

We do have Sheldon's old room

家里的确还有谢尔顿的旧房间

If he really needs a place to stay

如果他真的需要落脚处

I guess we should offer it to him

我们可以让给他住

You're a good friend

你真是个好兄弟

Am I still a good friend if I wait and hope

那如果我先等一会儿并期待

that Howard offers him a place to live first

霍华德先邀他去住他家还算好兄弟吗

You're an even better husband

你还是个更棒的老公

I know if the roles were reversed

我知道如果是换作我落魄

he would do it for me

他一定会伸出援手

Where would he stay

那他睡哪啊

We already have Stuart

我们已经收留斯图尔特了

Well we can make some space in the garage

我们可以在车库里腾出位子啊

Maybe put a cot out there

给他弄个小床

get him a space heater maybe a hot plate

再弄台小暖气或者一台电热炉

That sounds awful

听起来好惨啊

Let's hope he thinks so too

希望他也会这么觉得

For the last time

我再说一次

no Hulk no Batman no life size statues

绿巨人蝙蝠侠任何真人大小人像都不行

I'm starting to think you didn't mean it

我开始觉得其实

when you said you wanted to spruce up the place

你并不是真心想要布置一下家里

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

The Earth began to cool

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

That all started with a big bang

大

爆

炸

第十季第十八集

生

活

Bang

By aBU 201703

Hello

你好

Hey uh so we've been talking

我与妮妮讨论了一下

and if you need a place to stay

如果你需要地方住

we'd be happy to fix up the garage for you

我们很乐意帮你收拾一下车库

That would be amazing

那就太棒了

I was literally just looking at my moving boxes

我刚才真的就看着我的纸箱子

trying to pick one to live in

寻思着要挑哪个住进去了

I know it's not ideal

虽然条件不太理想

but you'd have plenty of space for your furniture

但好歹里面有很多空间放你的家具

and there's this cool button

还有个很酷的按钮

that makes an entire wall go up and down

能让你其中一面"墙"卷起来又放下去呢

I cannot thank you enough

真是太感谢你了

It is our pleasure

能帮你我们也很高兴

Hey can you hold on one sec

你能等我一下吗

Hello

你好

Hey buddy you still looking for a place to live

兄弟你还在找地方住吗

Uh yeah

是啊

Why do you ask

为什么这么问

You know we have the extra bedroom

我们这里有多一间空房间

and if you need it it's yours

如果你有需要那就让你住吧

Oh my God that's so generous

天啊你们真是太大方了

It's the least we can do

小事一件不足挂齿

I I really appreciate it

我真的很感谢

Uh can you hold on one second

你能稍等我一下吗

Hey so Howard what's the bathroom situation gonna be

霍华德所以我的浴室是怎么样

Well there's a sink out there

外面有个水槽...

that takes care of half your problems

能帮你解决你一半的问题

But I can use the downstairs bathroom right

但是我能用楼下的浴室对吧

Yeah We barely use it so it'll be like it's yours

行我们不怎么用跟你的独立卫浴差不多

Cool cool yeah

很好很好

Yeah hold on one second Wh

-那你再稍等我一下 -什么

Hey what's it like sharing a bathroom with Penny

跟佩妮共用一个浴室是什么感觉

Is there hair everywhere

会不会到处都是她的头发

Does she use your loofah

她会不会偷用你的浴球

I don't have a loofah

我没有浴球

Okay well if I move in you can't use mine

好吧如果我搬进去你也不许用我的

Hold on a second

再等我一下

Hey Howard uh how's the Wi Fi in the garage

霍华德车库里的无线网信号如何

I don't know

我也不知道

Why are you asking all these questions

你为啥要问这么多问题啊

Well to be honest Leonard's on the other line

老实告诉你莱纳德也在跟我通话

and he offered me their spare bedroom

他邀请我去住他家那间空房

Great Go live there

太好啦住他那儿吧

But you made the garage sound so fun

可是你把住车库说得很有趣啊

I just didn't want you to feel bad about it

我只是不想你觉得住车库很惨

Unless Leonard's apartment also has a raccoon

除非莱纳德的公寓也会有浣熊

that chews its way in on cold nights go there

在冬夜里啃破墙壁爬进来不然就去住吧

One second

等一会儿

Okay I think we're close

就差最后一步了

How do you feel about a mini fridge in my room

你对我房里放个小冰箱有意见吗

Hey pal you want to live here or not

兄弟你还想不想住了

Oh uh hi Penny Yes please

佩妮住住住麻烦您了

Uh Penny this circular is addressed to "Occupant "

佩妮这张传单是给"住户"的

but with our apartment switch

但是我们现在换着住

it's unclear whether it's yours or mine

我弄不太清是给你还是给我的

What's it for

是干嘛的传单

Roofing

铺屋顶

Yeah it's yours

那肯定是你的了

Okay thanks

好吧谢谢

"Just throw it out "

"直接扔了吧"

Speaking of occupants I'm given to understand

说到住户根据我听到的消息

Raj will be moving into my old room

拉杰会搬到我以前的房间

Yeah for a little while

是啊暂住一阵

What about his dog

那他的狗呢

She'll be in her crate it's not a big deal

她会住在她的笼子里问题不大

I suppose that's acceptable

那我还算能接受吧

Well Sheldon's getting a little better with dogs

谢尔顿现在比较敢接近狗了

He even took a picture with Pluto at Disneyland

他这次还在迪士尼乐园跟布鲁托合照了呢

If real dogs gave me buttons I'd like them too

如果真的狗也会送我胸章那我也喜欢他们

Well I think it's very nice

我觉得你们愿意

that you're helping out our friend

帮忙朋友是一件很棒的事

I think it's nice that you're taking whatever medication

我倒觉得你也很棒无论艾米给你什么药

Amy's clearly giving you

你都照单全吃

And what is that supposed to mean

这话是什么意思

Well it's like that science thing

这就跟某个科学定律一样

For every action

有任何举动[作用]

you have a gigantic and annoying reaction

你都会有又大又烦人的反应[反作用]

Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter

真想不到我老婆美貌与智慧并存啊

If you're implying that I'd have some problem

如果你俩是暗示我会不爽

with him moving into my room you're wrong

拉杰搬进我的房间那你们就错了

Raj is in a difficult financial situation

拉杰现在的财务状况十分困难

and I'm glad that he's making changes to improve it

我很高兴他能做出改变去改善它

Do not adjust the dosage You nailed it

药量不需要调整你做得很好

Don't listen to them

别听他们胡说

What's weird is that Penny almost got a science fact right

奇怪的是佩妮居然差点就说对了一个科学事实

I mean it's unfair people just assume I'm going to be upset

太不公平了人们都觉得我会不爽

by Raj moving into my old room

拉杰搬进我的旧房间

But you are aren't you

可你确实是不是吗

Oh I'm outraged

我不爽到极点

Talk to me Tell me what's going on

跟我说说到底怎么回事

Well that's been my room since before I met Leonard

在我没认识莱纳德之前我就住那个房间

and now someone else is going to be living in it

现在却有别人要搬进去住

And that someone else is not me

而那个别人还不是我

And you know how I feel about people who aren't me

你也知道我对于不是我的"别人"作何感想

There are a lot of memories wrapped up in that room

我知道那个房间里充满了回忆

For me too

对我来说也是

The first time you told me you loved me was in that room

你第一次说爱我就是在那个房间

Wrong

错

We were standing outside my room in the hallway

当时我们站在我房间外的走廊

And there is the love of which I speak

这就是我刚说到的爱

I realize it's irrational

我知道这样很不理性

but with Raj moving in there I'm feeling a bit replaced

但拉杰的入住让我觉得自己被取代了

Well this isn't an easy time for him

现在对他来说是困难时期

He's losing his apartment he's in debt

他公寓没了还欠了一屁股债

he's probably humiliated

他可能正羞愧难当呢

Yes probably

是啊可能

But until we know for sure how can I feel better

但在确定之前我该怎么才能舒坦呢

Can I get anyone anything at all

你们谁还需要什么吗

Raj you don't have to serve us

拉杰你不用服务我们

It's the least I can do for helping me carry my stuff up

这是我该做的谢谢你们帮我搬我的家当上楼

It was really no problem

真的没什么大不了的

Not for you Box of Towels

对你来说当然啦你只搬了一箱毛巾

Anyway thanks again

总而言之谢谢你们

Hey look at that

瞧瞧

You've got a Raj we've got a Stuart

你们有拉杰我们有斯图尔特

Maybe we should take them both to the park

或许我们该带他俩去公园

and let them run around together

让他们一起撒欢跑跑

I don't know Yours looks like he has worms

我不知道你那只看起来身上有虫子

You ready to go

可以走了吗

All set

一切准备妥当

What's that

那是什么

A housewarming gift for Raj

给拉杰的乔迁礼物

Well a bunch of fake snakes better not spring out of it

最好不是一大堆假蛇突然从里面冒出来

'cause that was a lousy anniversary present

因为那是一份超烂的纪念日礼物

It's nothing like that

绝对不会

I just I thought about Raj's situation

我考虑到拉杰现在的情况

and I had a change of heart

于是我改变了主意

You know and regarding your gift

而且关于你的礼物

you said "Surprise me " and boy did I

是你自己说"给我惊喜" 而我的确"惊"到你了

Perfect timing Food's ready

时间刚刚好食物都准备好了

Uh wait before we eat I have a little

等等在开吃之前我有一份小小的

"Welcome to the building" gift for Raj

"欢迎入住"礼物要给拉杰

Wait is anything gonna jump out

慢着是不是会蹦出什么...

No I already asked

不是我问过了

Thank you Sheldon

谢谢谢尔顿

It's a blank notebook

是一本...空白的笔记本

Well I had some of my best ideas in that room

我曾在那个房间里想出过不少好点子

and I'm sure you will too

我相信你也会的

He also never had sex in that room

他也未曾在那个房间里做过爱呢

That's something else to look forward to

那是另一件值得期盼的事情啊

This means a lot

这对我来说意义重大

Well I know this is a difficult time for you

我知道现在对你来说是困难时期

Y You're losing your apartment you're in debt

你的公寓没了还欠了一屁股债

and you just you must be humiliated

你可能...肯定羞愧难当吧

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Oh good grief

哎呀老天

She is such a stickler for citing sources

她真爱拘泥于细节非得注明出处

Those were Amy's words

那些都是艾米的原话

Sheldon

谢尔顿

I know I know

我知道我知道

"Good grief" was originally said by Charlie Brown geez

"哎呀老天"是查理·布朗的原话真是够了

他犯错或是遇到难题时的口头禅

美国著名漫画《史努比》里的主人公

You're right I am humiliated

你说得对我是羞愧难当

Thanks for pointing it out

多谢当面指出来

You're such a jerk

你真是个混蛋

Can you believe this guy

你们能相信他居然这么说我吗

Yes

能

I I thought that was gonna break the other way

我还以为会听到另一种答案呢

Come on Sheldon

走吧谢尔顿

Maybe we should just eat at our place

或许我们应该回自己公寓吃饭

Fine

好吧

You took my room

你占了我的房间

You turned my friends against me

你还让我的朋友跟我翻脸

I hope you're happy

现在你开心啦

What do I have to be happy about

我有什么值得开心的

My life's a wreck

我的人生一团糟

How come he can say it and I can't

为什么他可以说出来而我却不能

Just keep walking

快走吧你

Hello Sheldon

你好呀谢尔顿

What a pleasant surprise

真是意外之喜呀

How are you

你好吗

Honestly I've been better

老实说最近好多了

Do you have time

你有时间吗

Leonard says you're very busy these days

莱纳德说你最近很忙

Oh I just say that because he prattles

我这么说是因为他爱闲聊

What's going on

发生什么事了

Well our friend Raj moved into my old room

我们的朋友拉杰搬进了我的旧房间

and it's brought up a lot of negative feelings for me

这事导致我产生了很多负面情绪

Well what do you think the loss of your room represents

你觉得失去你的旧房间代表了什么

Beverly you know I hold you in high esteem

贝弗利你知道我十分敬重你

Can we skip the part where you pretend not to know the answer

我们可以跳过你假装不知道答案的戏码

and get to the part where you tell me the answer

直接进入你告诉我答案的环节吗

Very well but uh if you don't mind

好的但你不介意的话

I'd still like to pause for effect

为了戏剧化效果我还是要停顿一下

Now

现在嘛...

You've recently moved in with Dr Fowler yes

你最近和福勒博士同居了对吧

I have

没错

Clearly your old room represents an escape hatch

显然你的旧房间代表了一个逃生出口

and without it you're forced to confront

倘若失去了这出口你就将被迫面对

the terrifying reality of being trapped

和艾米永远生活

in a relationship with Amy forever

在一起的可怕现实

I hadn't thought about that

我从未想过这问题

And don't start thinking about it now

现在也别开始想

Hello Amy

你好呀艾米

Your defensiveness may indicate similar insecurities

你的这种防御表现似乎也在暗示

about your relationship with Sheldon

你对于这份感情有同样的不安全感

That's not true

才不是这样的

She said defensively

她极具防御性地说

This isn't about me and Sheldon

这不是关于我和谢尔顿的问题

This is about Rajesh moving in with Leonard and Penny

而是拉杰要搬去和莱纳德还有佩妮一起住

Interesting

有点意思

They've found a need to take yet another roommate

他们发现自己需要再找一个室友了

Seems they're avoiding some harsh realities themselves

看来他们也在努力回避二人世界中的残酷现实呀

I had no idea

我真没想到

all our relationships were such a disaster

我们这些人的感情生活都是一团乱麻

Boy you're good

唉呀妈呀你可真厉害

That is the word on the street dear

道上的确都是这么传的

Maybe moving in was a bad idea

也许搬进来并不是个好主意

I haven't been here one day I'm already causing problems

我屁股还没坐热就已经开始制造麻烦了

You didn't do anything It's Sheldon

这不是你的错都怪谢尔顿

"You didn't do anything It's Sheldon "

"这不是你的错都怪谢尔顿"

That'd make a nice needlepoint pillow

这句话太适合绣在靠垫上了

So relax We're happy to have you

放轻松我们很欢迎你来住

Thank you but how do I know

多谢不过我怎么知道

you're not saying that just to be nice

你不是为了安慰我才这么说的呢

Do you actually pay for that haircut

你怎么花钱剪了个狗啃似的发型

That'll do it

现在我知道了

Hey Raj I owe you an apology

拉杰我欠你一个道歉

Look could you please put your dog on a leash

你能给你那狗拴个绳子吗

Sheldon she's fine

谢尔顿我这狗不咬人

Well then at least hold her still

那你把她抱紧了

so I can pretend she's stuffed

我好假装她是个动物标本

Raj I let my emotions get the best of me

拉杰我一时没控制住自己的情绪

and I unfairly took it out on you

乱拿你来出气

Thank you I appreciate that

谢谢谢谢你这么说

No I can't take all the credit

不功劳不在我身上

I spoke with Leonard's mother and she made me feel better

我和莱纳德的妈妈聊了聊她开解了我

I don't know who you talked to but that wasn't my mother

我不知道你和谁聊了但会开解人的一定不是我妈

Beverly pointed out that I'm experiencing insecurities

贝弗利指出我在和艾米的恋爱关系中

in my relationship with Amy

存在不安全感

in the same way that Leonard and Penny are in their relationship

就像莱纳德和佩妮也存在同样的问题

What are you talking about We're fine

你在乱说什么呀我们俩好着呢

Yes you're fine as long as you have a buffer

你俩好着的前提是有一个缓冲人同住

living with you to distract from your marital problems

才能帮你们转移婚姻中出现的问题

It used to be me

从前我就是那个缓冲人

《星际迷航》中的外星毛绒生物

Now it's Raj and his attack Tribble

现在轮到拉杰和他的攻击性毛毛球了

Anyway I'm sorry for everything

总之我很抱歉

Oh and FYI if you cry while they're fighting

顺带一提如果他们吵架时你哇哇大哭

they'll take you to McDonald's

他们就会带你去麦当劳

Hello Leonard

你好莱纳德

Why are you saying we have marital problems

你为什么说我们有婚姻问题呀

We don't have marital problems

我们才没有婚姻问题呢

I see You must be yelling at me out of wedded bliss

我懂了那你是因为太过幸福美满才对我哇哇叫

Look just because we took our friend in does not mean

就因为我们收留朋友来住

that Penny and I are afraid to be alone

并不代表我和佩妮害怕两人独处

Yeah this is a special circumstance

没错这次是特殊情况

Sheldon mentioned you tried to get your brother

谢尔顿提到你也曾想让

to live with you as well

你哥哥住到家里来

Yeah well a circumstance can happen twice

是啊有些情况就算发生两次

and still be special

仍然可以算作特殊

Do you agree with that

你同意吗

Well now that you point it out

既然你这么指出来...

Are you kidding me

你疯了吧

We do seem to keep finding roommates

我们好像真的一直在找新室友

Now you're taking her side

你现在和她站一边了吗

Dear I would never come between you and Leonard

亲爱的我永远不会夹在你和莱纳德之间

That's for your parade of roommates to do

这是你们一加强连的室友的工作

Howard

霍华德

Howard

霍华德

It's me It's just me

是我是我呀

What are you doing here

你跑到我们卧室来干嘛

Well I texted you but you didn't respond

人家给你发了短信可你没有回复

Leonard and Penny were arguing

莱纳德和佩妮在吵架...

Not on my watch

本大爷在此谁敢撒野

It's fine It's just Raj

没事了是拉杰

You can hit him with the bat but it's fine

我不介意你拿球棒敲死他但我们没事

And if my heart stops just let me go

如果我心跳停止了请让我放弃治疗

I'm sorry guys

抱歉了各位

Sheldon was upset Leonard and Penny were fighting

谢尔顿在生气莱纳德和佩妮在吵架

I just wanted to go someplace where I wasn't causing problems

我只想待在一个不会造成别人问题的地方

I'll say it again

我要再说一次

India

你老家印度

Can I just stay in the garage

能让我住在车库吗

Don't do that We'll make up the couch for you

别这样今晚你先睡沙发吧

and figure out something in the morning

明早起来再想办法

Thank you

谢谢

Come on I'll get you some sheets

来吧我帮你铺上床单

Then we'll see if I can beat my high score

然后再测测我的血压

on the blood pressure machine

是不是冲上新高了

Never should've had all these kids so close together

咱们就不该把这些熊孩子留在身边

You okay

你没事吧

I can't sleep

我睡不着

What's wrong

怎么了

Beverly believes

贝弗利觉得

I unconsciously consider my old room an escape hatch

我潜意识中把我的旧房间当做一个逃生出口

Is that bothering you

你在为这件事烦恼吗

Yes I don't care for unconscious thoughts

没错我才不喜欢什么潜意识呢

My brain and I are best friends

人家和大脑是一辈子的好朋友

It should tell me everything

它什么事都会告诉我

I mean how it relates to our relationship

我是说和我们恋情的关系

not the bromance between you and your brain

不是你和你大脑的兄弟浪漫史

What if she's correct

万一她是对的呢

Doesn't that say something troubling about us

就是说我俩之间有问题吗

I don't know

我不知道

I just think you're the kind of person

我只是觉得你是喜欢安排好

who likes a contingency plan

应急计划的人

That is true

这倒是

Did you know I figured out

你知道吗

in which order I would eat all my friends

我已经想清楚了世界末日来临后

in the event of an apocalypse

我会按什么顺序吃掉所有朋友

You need to stop hanging out with your brain so much

你不可以再和你的大脑整天混在一起了

It's not a good influence

它就是个坏朋友

If you're looking for spare change

如果你是想找零钱

I already cleaned it out

我已经扫荡干净了

Didn't think this is where my life would be

没想到我的人生会变成这样

Me either

我也是

I'm in a bedroom and you're on a couch

我有卧室你睡沙发

I'm actually winning

我居然是赢家

You know we're both down on our luck

咱俩都正走霉运

Maybe you and I should try to get a place together

也许我俩应该找地方一起住

Okay listen to me

听我说

There is no reason to leave here

根本没理由离开这里

This is great Everyone's nice

这里很棒所有人都很友好

It's comfortable

非常舒服

If all goes according to plan this is my retirement home

如果一切按计划进行这里就是我的养老院了

Wouldn't you feel better about yourself

如果你更加独立的话

if you were more independent

不会自我感觉更好一些吗

Better than I feel in their steam shower

比在他们家蒸汽淋浴里的感觉更好吗

I don't think so

我觉得不会

Penny would be the entree

佩妮是主菜

Then Leonard's basically a cheese course

莱纳德算是奶酪盘

And because I love you you're dessert

因为我爱你所以你是甜点

I want to say "Aw "

我也想说"好甜蜜"

but I'm gonna say "Ew "

但我要说"好恶心"

No you see I'm doing this

不我这样做

so I can stop being spoiled and you know

我就不再是被宠坏的孩子了

grow as a person

成长为一个成年人

Good for you

好样的

This sandwich has six dollars worth of ham in it

这个三明治里有价值6块钱的火腿

Don't you even feel a little bad sponging off your friends

你在朋友家吃白食你一点点内疚感都没有吗

Hey look I went to art college

我上过艺术学院

I tried to make it as a graphic artist

我想成为美术设计师

a comic book artist

漫画家

and you know what I got for my efforts

知道我努力得到了什么吗

A visible rib cage

瘦骨嶙峋

I'm not kidding

我没开玩笑

You could see my heart beating

你可以看到我的心跳

Well no offense but I didn't go to art school

无意冒犯但我没上过艺术学院

I have a PhD in astrophysics

我有天体物理学的博士学位

Oh great it'll be easier for you to look up at the stars

很好流落街头时头上没有屋顶

without a roof over your head

你观星更容易

Morning

早

Did you know Raj moved out last night

你知道拉杰昨晚搬出去了吗

What Why

什么为什么

"Leonard and Penny I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused

"莱纳德和佩妮抱歉我带来了这么多麻烦

I went to stay at Howard's

我去霍华德家住

P S Cinnamon's with me

另外小桂子和我在一起

But if you feel like messing with Sheldon

但如果你们想耍谢尔顿

tell him she's loose in the building "

就告诉他小桂子在楼里走丢了"

I feel terrible

感觉好糟糕啊

Should we go bring him back

我们要接他回来吗

Well you're the one worried

是你担心有室友

having someone live with us is a sign of problems

是我们婚姻有问题的表现

Oh that was just because my mother got in my head

那只是因为我妈让我有了这种想法

It's like being possessed but instead of Satan it's

就好像恶魔上身了但上身的不是恶魔而是...

Actually it's the same thing

其实没差别啦

All right so we'll ask him to come back

好的那我们叫他回来

Well great

很好

Don't you want to get dressed first

你不先换衣服吗

Just one second

稍等

Help Cinnamon's loose in the building

救命小桂子在楼里走丢了

Amy quick lock the door

艾米快锁门

We're so sorry if we made you feel uncomfortable

如果我们让你难受真是抱歉

We really weren't fighting about you

我们吵架真不是因为你

I just never want to be a burden on my friends

我只是不想成为朋友的负担

Me either Don't want to be a burden

我也是不想成为负担

Hey is that the baby I'll go check

是孩子的声音吗我去看看

You are not a burden

你不是负担

and we want you to come back and stay with us

我们希望你回来一起住

But I also upset Sheldon

但我让谢尔顿不高兴

and he's not gonna want to come over if I'm there

如果我住在那里他不会去你们家的

More reasons for you to stay

这是你更应该来住的原因

Halley's fine

哈雷没事

You know she's at my parents' house right

你知道她在我父母家呢吧

And she's having the time of her life

她正享受着人生中最美好的时光

If you ever want to change things up

如果你想改变一下

you're always welcome here

我家随时欢迎你

Just not in our bedroom you dumbass

别来我们卧室就成白痴

I appreciate it but I think

非常感谢但我想

staying with Leonard and Penny makes more sense for everyone

住莱纳德和佩妮家对大家都更有利

Then it's settled And just so you know

-就这么定了 -告诉你一声

it's only temporary

这只是暂时的

I'm not gonna get too comfortable

我不会太给方便就随便的

Good

很好

Nobody needs a mooch living in their house forever

谁家都不想要一个吃一辈子白食的

Hey that's no way to talk about your baby

这样说你家宝宝可不好

You know what I'm proud of us

知道吗我为我们感到骄傲

Yeah with Penny and Leonard taking in Raj

佩妮和莱纳德收留了拉杰

and Stuart living with Howard and Bernadette

斯图尔特住在霍华德和伯纳黛特家

we're the only couple of our social group

我们是这个小团队中唯一一对

who doesn't need to fill the holes

不需要用第三者

in their relationship with a third party

填补关系中大坑的人

Yup we're killin' it

对我们完胜