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Hey Leonard if you're not busy tomorrow

Leonard 你明天如果不忙的话

I have to do a little reception after work

我想下班以后有个小型招待会你要来么

Oh I would but we need to make a push on the air force project

啊我们得在空军的那个项目上加把劲了不然我一定会来的

Oh are you sure

你确定吗?

We're celebrating our new A D D drug

我们是要庆祝新出的多动症特效药

and it'll probably be over in like six minutes

而且很快的差不多六分钟就结束了

Did you say you guys are working on

你刚刚说你们明天

the guidance system tomorrow Yeah why

- 是要去做那个导航系统吗? - 是啊怎么啦?

Well Sheldon said that he was gonna work with me

可是Sheldon说他要跟我

on our quantum perception project

一起做我们的量子感知项目啊

We've had this planned for a week

可是我们都计划了一整个礼拜了

Well he reconfirmed with me this morning

但是他今天早上才跟我又确认了一次啊

Guys before this gets ugly remember

小伙伴们你们打起来之前要记得

the winner gets Sheldon

赢的人得到的可是Sheldon啊

Hey Raj do you want to go with me tomorrow

嘿 Raj 你明天想跟我一起去吗

Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity

你问我是因为你想让我去还是同情我啊?

Actually never mind don't answer

不不不你还是别回答我了

I'd love to

我去

Hello

哈喽

Why did you tell Leonard you're working on

你为什么跟Leonard说你们

the gyroscope tomorrow Because I am

- 明天要去在陀螺仪上下功夫啊? - 因为我就是准备这么做啊

But you said you were working with me

但是你说了你要跟我一起的

Uh oh

哎呀

Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom

有人在书呆子舞会上脚踏两只船啦

I have a plan

我准备

to work on both projects simultaneously

同时致力于两个项目的

And for your information the summer conference

还有给你科普一下

on algebraic topology at Caltech is nerd prom

加州理工夏天的代数拓扑会议才是书呆子舞会

拓扑空间是一种数学结构可以在上头形式化地定义出如收敛连通连续等概念

代数拓扑是使用抽象代数的工具来研究拓扑空间的数学分支·

I'm sorry what is this plan you have

不好意思你的计划是啥来着?

Well I'm not needed at both places at the same time

我不是同时都被两边需要的嘛

And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks

而且我也可以通过小技巧来增加盈余的时间

such as using a minimal amount of words to convey my point

比如通过最少的词句来表达我的意思

When does that start

那你什么时候开始啊?

Soon

很快

See I could've said

你看我本来可以说

"in the near future " but I didn't say "in the near future "

"在那不久的未来" 但是我没有说"在那不久的未来"

'cause "in the near future" is three more words than "soon "

因为"在那不久的未来"比"很快"多三个词

"In" one "the" two "near" three "future" four

"在"一个词 "那"两个词 "不久的"三个词

See "in the near future" is four "soon" is just one

你看"在那不久的未来"是四个词 "很快"只有一个

four is more than one saving time already

四比一要多所以我已经在节省时间了

Genius

天才啊

I was gonna say

我本来想说

"Why does anyone think Sheldon's a genius "

"为什么有人会觉得Sheldon是个天才啊?"

But I didn't

但我没有

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Bang

By aBu 20170407

生

活

大

爆

炸

第十季第二十集

Gentlemen I've got Amy up and running

先生们我已经在Amy那里设置好啦

Shall we get to work

我们可以开始工作了吗?

Uh before we do what are you wearing

等等在那之前你先说说你这背的是什么啊

oh friend who we pretend is normal

我们假装很正常的朋友?

These are hydration backpacks

这些是补水双肩背

Eh for efficiency whenever I'm thirsty

这是为了效率任何时候只要我渴了

I have access to water

我就有水

Eh when I'm hungry I have lentil soup

只要我饿了就有扁豆汤

It's getting harder to pretend

我有点装不下去了这越来越难啊

Anyway Sheldon we're at a decision point

不管怎么说 Sheldon 我们已经到了

to run the xenon stream through the cryocooler

要决定疝气流是应该走制冷机

or through the vacuum filter

还是真空滤网的决策点了

Run down the pros and cons of each for me

给我列举一下它们各自的优缺点

Well if we run the xenon stream through the cryocooler

好吧那如果我们让疝气流通过制冷机

it'll be cooled immediately

那它就会在与传导物发生反应前

before it reacts with the conduction

就立即冷却

Oh sorry uh carrot chunk

哦不好意思胡萝卜块

You can just feel the time being saved

你真是能直接感觉到那节省的时间啊

Ah I'm back you got me for eight minutes

我回来了你可以享有我八分钟的时间

Sheldon this is silly

Sheldon 这太傻了

You can't expect us to do quality work

你不能指望我们在你这么突然冒出来

with you popping in and out like this

又突然走掉的情况下还能做出有质量的工作

The coefficient isn't lambda it's lambda sub one

这个系数不应该是λ 应该是λ-1

And over here

而这里

you should consider the possibility

你应该考虑脑子本身

that the brain itself is in two different quantum states

就处于两种量子态的可能性

And lastly do you have any little soup crackers

还有最后你有没有泡汤喝的小饼干啊?

The rate of spinning for the central axis centrifuge

中心轴离心机的转速

has to be four revolutions per second

必须得是每秒四转

It can't be four revolutions it's got to be seven

这不可能会是四转的这必须得是七转啊

Seven

七?!

Look at the board it's four

你看看白板啊就应该是四

Oh my God it's seven

天啊就该是七!

Four Seven

- 四! - 七!

It's five and a half

应该是五又二分之一

Son of a bitch it's five and a half

卧槽真是五又二分之一啊

B R B that's short for "Be right back "

马回那是"马上回来"的简称

I'm saving so much time

我省了好多时间啊!

The two signals meet up in the corpus callosum

这两个信号在胼胝体中汇合

and T equals zero

而T就等于零了

And I know a boy who just earned a slurp of soup

我还认识一个刚刚赢得了一口汤的男生呢

Incredible

不可思议啊

Sheldon I didn't expect that you could work on both projects

Sheldon 我本来不觉得你能同时做两个项目的

but I I was wrong

但是我我是错的

You know I felt the same way about the spork

你造吗我对叉勺也是这种感觉

Uh solids and liquids handled by one utensil

讲真固体和液体居然要用同一种餐具处理吗?

That'll never work

那永远不行的

Spoiler works

剧透警告: 其实那是行的

I got to admit

我得承认

we didn't think you'd be able to do two things at once

我们没觉得你能同时做两件事

Yeah I felt the same way about the platypus

是啊我对鸭嘴兽也是这么个感觉

You know bird and mammal

你知道的啦禽类和哺乳动物

in the same creature No way

怎么能是同一种生物呢? 没门啊

And spoiler way

但是剧透的结果却是: 有门儿啊

Hey Hey

- 你好 - 你好

Oh thanks again for letting me use your laptop last night

再次感谢你昨晚让我用你的笔电啊

No problem

没事

Was just doing my taxes

我只是要报个税

Okay

行

Actually if I could

其实吧如果我...

if I could just check one more

我要是能再查一下...

Already cleared the browser history

我已经清空了浏览器历史了

You're a good woman

你真是个好女人

What you working on

你在忙什么呢?

Trying to catch up on office e mails before I go back

我想在回去上班前尽力跟上办公室里这些邮件的进度

Oh that's right maternity leave's almost over

对哦产假都快结束了

Ah you excited

你兴奋吗?

Yeah I mean I'll miss Halley

是啊我会想念Halley的

but it'll be nice to get out of the house

但是能出家门

be intellectually stimulated

有点智力上的刺激也挺好的

Go out to lunch instead of you know be lunch

出去吃个午饭而不是哎呀你懂的被当成午饭

That's great good for you

那太好了这对你而言你好事啊

Yeah I mean with you and my parents she's gonna be fine

是啊有你和我父母呢她一定没事的

Ah of course she is

当然啦

And that day care is great

而且那个日托班也超棒

It is I went to check it out

是啊我去看过了

and they are very cautious about letting strange men with no kids

他们对于没有小孩的男人从窗口偷看这一点

peek in the windows

还是很小心的

Plus I I think I'm setting a good example for Halley

还有我我觉得我这也是为Halley做了个好榜样

to show her that women can be mothers

让她看到女人可以一边当妈

and still have satisfying careers

一边仍然拥有一项令人满意的事业

Sure she won't know where I went or if I'm ever coming back

当然了她可能不会知道我去了哪儿或者我什么时候会回来

That'll just make the ten minutes between when I get home

但是那只会让我回家后到她睡觉前的那十分钟

and her bedtime even more special

变得更加特别罢了

Uh other than burp you or give you a bottle

呃除了给你顺气让你打嗝和给你个奶瓶之外

I don't know what to do right now

我也不知道现在该做什么啊

It's okay I'm just being emotional about this

没什么我只是有点情绪化了

Can you not tell Howard

你能别告诉Howard吗?

Well don't you think it'd be healthier

你不觉得你亲口告诉他

if you told him what's going on with you

你的感受会好一些吗?

Don't you think it'd be healthier

那你不觉得你自己找个地方住

if you had your own apartment grown man

更好一些吗成年人?

Your secret is safe with me

我绝对守口如瓶

Hey since when do you do laundry on a Thursday

什么时候开始你在星期四洗衣服了?

Oh I had an accident at work

我工作的时候遇到了一点小事故

I slipped and fell on my soup sack

我滑倒了摔在了我的汤袋上

You know there was a time I would say "What's a soup sack "

曾经我会很天真地问"汤袋是什么"

But I'm glad we're past that

但是... 还好都过去了

You know there was a time I would say "God bless you "

曾经这种时候我会说"愿上帝保佑你"

and then you would say "If you must invoke an imaginary deity

然后你就会说"如果你非要提一个想象中的神"

how about Thor "

"雷神索尔怎么样?"

And I would say

接着我就会说

"How do you know I didn't mean Thor "

"你怎么知道我说的不是索尔?"

And then you would say "Touché "

然后你就会说"无法反驳"

and that there ends the tale

幻想什么的也就此破灭了

of why I no longer say "God bless you "

我也再也不说"上帝保佑你"这种傻话了

Well we have had some fun haven't we

我们过去的日子还真是其乐无穷啊

Oh yeah

是啊

So Leonard tells me you've had a busy day

Leonard告诉我你今天很忙

Hmm Oh I did

确实很忙

It hasn't stopped

现在我都还在忙呢

I figured out a solution for our navigation system

我在用肥皂泡裤子上小扁豆留下的污渍的时候

while I was pre soaking lentils out of my pants

想出了我们的导航系统的解决办法

Are you getting sick

你生病了吗?

Of course not

当然没有

I'm too busy to be sick

我忙到不能生病了

Well you're pretty delicate

你抵抗力挺不好的

Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard

或许你把自己逼得太紧了

I'm fine All right

- 我很好 - 那好吧

Well we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold

那我们就假装你因为看冰雪奇缘而

watching Frozen I

- 感冒了 - 我...

That didn't happen

才没有发生那种事

You also got a nosebleed watching Up

你还在看飞屋环游记的时候流鼻血了

Just do your laundry

洗你的衣服去!

Stuart you didn't have to make dinner

Stuart 你其实不用做晚餐的

Yeah well I felt bad about upsetting you this morning

我对今早让你不开心的事情很过意不去

And to be honest I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf

而且说实在的你做的肉丸味道实在不怎么样

Hey what's for dinner

晚饭是什么?

Meatloaf

肉丸

Oh cool

噢棒

Stuart made it

是Stuart做的

Oh cool

啊松了一口气

Hey I was thinking

嘿我在想

maybe we take Halley to the zoo this weekend

要不这个周末我们带Halley去动物园吧

get in a little family time

在你回去工作之前

before you go back to work

来点欢乐的亲子时光

Sounds great

听上去不错

Speaking of which

说到这个

for day care it'll be easy for me

对于日间托管我送她过去

to drop her off unless you want to do it

会方便一点除非你想送她

Hmm guess it should be me

还是我来送她吧

I can't do it

我不能去送她

they have a picture of me on file now

托儿所已经把我的照片记录在案了

You okay

你还好吗?

Of course why

很好啊怎么了?

Well I don't know you seem a little upset

我不知道怎么说你看上去很沮丧

No I'm fine You sure

- 我很好 - 你确定吗?

Why don't you think she's fine

你为什么觉得她不好?

She sounds fine she looks fine

她听上去很好看上去也很好

If I saw her on the street I'd say "Damn that girl's fine "

如果我在路上遇见她我一定会说"这妹子看上去真好"

Sheldon you're sick go back to bed

Sheldon 你生病了上床休息吧

I am fine

我没事

Here eat your toast

给吃你的吐司

Sorry

对不起

It's okay now I don't need butter

没事现在至少我不需要黄油了

Well perhaps I am a little under the weather

大概我是有点不在状态

It's nothing a little cold medicine and tea can't fix

没什么是一点感冒药和茶不能解决的

You need sleep

你需要睡觉

What I need is to get to work

我需要的是去工作

Well I don't want your germs around me

我可不希望你把细菌都带到我周围去了

What You hold my hand you kiss my mouth

说什么呢? 你拉着我的手和我接吻

but you draw the line at 102 fever

但我高烧38度的时候你就不要我了吗?

What happened to our love

说好的爱情呢?

Sheldon are you okay

Sheldon 你还好吗?

What's going on

发生什么事了?

How'd I get here

我怎么会在这里?

I don't know we came home from work and we found you

我不知道我们下班回到家就发现你躺在这里了

Home from work

下班回家?

What time is it

现在几点了?

It's 9 00

已经九点钟了

9 00

九点?!

W What happened to 8 00 and 7 00

那七点和八点的时候发生了什么

and all the other o'clocks

还有这之前又发生了什么呢?

Wait you don't remember

你全都不记得了吗?

Well I remember waking up in the morning

我还记得早上起了床

Amy rubbing Vicks on my chest

Amy在我胸口上擦药

And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra

她的手就像冻原上的两个冰块

I took some cold medicine to

我吃了一些感冒药...

I took cold medicine

哦我吃了感冒药

You did seem a little loopy

你在实验室的时候

when you showed up at the lab

看上去确实晕晕的

At at the lab

在... 在实验室?!

Why am I naked from the waist down

为什么我腰部以下是全裸的?

I don't know where your pants are

我不知道你的裤子在哪儿

but we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove

但我在炉子上的锅里找到了你的内裤

My pants are missing I don't remember anything

我的裤子不见了我什么也不记得

Penny this is your youth What do I do

Penny 你是过来人我该做什么?

I don't know

我不知道

check your body for tattoos

看看身上有没有被纹身?

Leonard would you be a lamb

Leonard 你能不能帮我...

She's kidding

她说着玩的!

Wait wait Where's my bag My phone and my wallet

等等我的包呢? 我的手机和我的钱包

are in my bag It's right here

- 都在我的包里 - 包在这儿呢

Where's my notebook My notebook's gone Oh no

我的笔记本呢? 我的笔记本不见了

Okay it's just a notebook what's the big deal

只是个笔记本而已有什么大不了的?

What's the big deal

有什么大不了的?

It's full of classified information

那里面全是机密信息

about the air force project

和空军的那个项目有关的!

How could you lose that

你怎么能把那个弄丢了呢?

It's okay I'm sure we'll find it

没事我们会找到的

Look it's got to be around here somewhere

一起找找应该就在这周围才对

Maybe it's wherever your pants are

说不定和你裤子在一起

Nope pants in the microwave no notebook

没裤子在微波炉里呢笔记本不在这儿

Hey

嘿

Ah hello

你好啊

Look something's going on with Bernadette

Bernadette有点不对劲

She say anything to you

她有和你说什么吗?

Well nope not a word

一个字都没说

Come on be honest

别骗我啊

Did you tell her I tried her breast pump

你是不是告诉她我偷偷用了她的吸奶器?

No but I did mention it to my therapist

没但是我和我的治疗师提了

Well I know she's mad at me about something

我知道她因为某些事情在生我的气

Well what have you done that would upset her

你做了什么让她不爽的事情了?

Oh gosh how much time do you have

多了去了你要全部听吗?

Well why don't you just start with the worst thing

那你就从后果最严重的一件说起吧

Hmm let's see Mm

我想想啊

Okay here we go six years ago

哦有了六年前

I got a call that Bernie's great aunt Trixie died

我接到电话 Bernie的祖舅妈Trixie死了

And

然后呢?

And I forgot to give her the message

我忘了告诉她了

That's terrible

这也太过分了

The terrible part is ever since then

最糟糕的是从那儿以后

I've been sending Bernie

我就一直给Bernie寄

Christmas cards from Trixie

从Trixie那里发来的圣诞卡片

噢...

Howard

太过分了!

Let me finish and one card had five dollars in it

还有... 有一张贺卡里附了五块钱

I took from Bernie's purse

但那也是我从Bernie的钱包里拿的

The notebook isn't in the bathroom

洗手间里没有笔记本

I can't find it either

我也没找到

How can he not remember a day

他怎么能失忆一整天?

Well people who are abducted by aliens lose time

被外星人绑架的人一般都会这样

I mean maybe it happens to the aliens too

可能外星人自己也会失忆吧

Well it's not across the hall

隔壁也没有

That's it I'm in breach of my security clearance

完了我违反了保密条例

I'm going to prison

我得坐牢了

And you know what happens to people like me in prison

而且我这种人在监狱里肯定没好下场

I'll be forced to be some large man's tutor

肌肉男会逼我当家教的

You're not going to prison

你不会坐牢的

But boy it is funny to think about

不过想想就很刺激啊

You really can't remember anything

你真的什么都想不起来了?

I'm trying

我尽力了

Wait a minute Hey let me see your phone

等下把你手机给我

Why

干什么?

Well it's it's possible

有... 有可能

it was tracking everywhere you went

手机的定位记录了你都去过哪里

Phones can do that

手机还有这功能?

Yeah it depends on the privacy settings

是啊看你怎么设置的隐私选项了

Oh tha that's so cool

这么... 这么神奇

How do you how do you turn that thing off

不过... 怎么才能关掉这个功能?

Relax

别紧张

I know when you "go for a run " you stop for a donut

我知道你去"跑步"的时候会买个甜甜圈

I don't even run there I drive

我都不是跑去的我开车去的

Hang on I can see every place you went

等下我知道你都去过哪里了

What does it say

什么情况?

Uh you were in the building

你先是在公寓里

you were at the university

然后去了学校

then you were somewhere on Colorado Boulevard

后来又去了科罗拉多大道

Where

什么?

Wait hang on

等等

Did you go to a cowboy bar

你去了牛仔酒吧?

I no

我... 不可能!

That is preposterous

绝对不可能

嗷!

Maybe

还真有可能

Hey how's it going

嗨工作怎么样了?

Fine

挺好

Good Love you

爱你呀

Love you too Love you more

- 我也爱你 - 我更爱你

Okay you won Can I finish what I'm doing

好吧你赢了能别烦我了吗?

Sure sorry

当然抱歉

Something on your mind

你想说什么?

No no nothing

没啊没有

Okay well maybe I'm just feeling like

好吧我只是觉得

something's bothering you

你好像心里有事

Nope all good

没有我挺好的

Prove it make love to me right now on the kitchen floor

那你证明给我看现在就和我在厨房来一发怎么样

No what is wrong with you

才不要你想什么呢?

Aha you are upset

啊哈你就是不爽了

I don't know a lot about women but I know I upset them

虽然我不懂女人但是我知道我总惹你们生气

Howard I'm sorry if I'm being weird

Howard 对不起我最近总是黑着脸

but it has nothing to do with you

不过这和你真的没关系

It doesn't

是吗?

是啊

I didn't want to tell you but

我本来不想告诉你的...

I'm having a really tough time about going back to work

但是想到要回去上班我真的有点发怵

Oh Okay well I get that

这样啊我懂的

It was hard for me when I went back

我刚回去上班的时候也是这种感觉

It was Of course

- 真的吗? - 是啊

I missed you and the baby

我会想你和宝宝

and being able to watch Ellen every day

也有点想念可以天天看艾伦秀的日子

I just don't know what the right thing to do is

我现在有点不知道该怎么办了

If I go back to work I'm abandoning Halley

如果我回去上班就好像是抛弃了Halley

If I don't go

不上班的话

I'm giving up everything I worked for

又相当于放弃了之前的努力

It's like there's no right choice

好像怎么做都不对

Look I don't know what the best decision is either

嘿虽然我也不知道怎么样比较好

But whatever we choose if we're not happy

不过不管我们怎么做只要我们不开心

we can undo it

就可以重新做选择

I guess

说得对

And the best part is Halley won't remember a thing

而且反正Halley什么都不会记得

Babies are cute but they're dumb

小宝宝虽然很可爱但他们也很傻

I mean

我的意思是

I I go like this

我... 这样的时候

she thinks I'm gone Then magically I'm back I mean

她就觉得我消失了然后我又神奇地出现了...

Honestly why are we saving for college

讲真我们何必要她存钱给她上大学?

I'm not crazy about you calling our baby dumb

你觉得宝宝傻这件事我也是不想说什么了

Well she gets it from me

好吧是遗传我的

Speaking of which

说到这

I have some news about your Aunt Trixie

有件关于Trixie祖舅妈的事我得告诉你

Radio blastin' all night

广播整夜喧嚣

Truck bed's a carriage

坐在车箱里的旅行...

Does this place look familiar

你看这里眼熟吗?

It's hard to say

不好说啊

Hey Sheldon's back

嗨 Sheldon又来了!

Sheldon

Sheldon来了!

It's getting clearer

事情明了了一些

You gonna buy another round for the house

你要不要再请大家喝一轮?

Uh n no thank you

呃算... 算了吧

We now know why MasterCard sent me a fraud alert

现在我知道为什么银行提醒我信用卡诈骗了

Ask him

快问问啊

Um yes

那个

Howdy partner

Howdy 老兄

Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebook

你印象里我有没有把一个笔记本

in these here parts

落在这片儿了?

These here parts

你干嘛这么说话?

It's called fitting in By the way good luck

这是行话好好学学吧你

Here you go

给你

Thank goodness

谢天谢地!

One top secret quantum guidance system

这可是有关量子漩涡系统的顶级机密呢

You understood the math

你能看懂里面的算式?

No but Sheldon told me all about it

看不懂不过Sheldon都告诉我了

He told everybody

大家都知道了

That's just great

真棒

Oh don't worry

别担心

he made us pinky swear we'd keep it a secret

他让我们和他拉钩保证不说出去

I swear

我发誓...

I swear

我发誓...

not to tell anyone

不向任何人透露...

not to tell anyone

不向任何人透露...

the top secret military information

我即将告诉你们的

I'm about to tell you

高级军事机密

The top secret military information

我即将告诉你们的

I'm about to tell you

高级军事机密

We really need to skedaddle

我们还是赶紧跑吧

Thank you Bye

- 谢啦 - 拜拜

See you

再见

Should probably erase this

我好像应该把这黑板擦了

Thank you for making me tea

谢谢你给我泡茶

You're welcome How is it

不用谢好喝吗?

Yummy And warm on my back

超好喝而且背上还特别暖和

Do you need anything else

我还能帮你干点别的吗?

You know exactly what I need

你懂我的

Fine

好吧

Soft kitty warm kitty

猫猫软猫猫暖

Little ball of fur

小小绒毛一团团

Happy kitty sleepy kitty

猫猫欢笑猫猫睡觉

Purr purr purr

喵喵喵

That's nice

真有爱

Now in German

用德语唱一遍吧

Great

好棒

Now Mandarin

普通话呢

软绵绵的小猫咪

别问我们这是什么方言

毛茸茸

快乐并且静悄猫咪

咕噜咕噜咕噜

Now Navajo

还有纳瓦霍语

纳瓦霍是美国最大的印第安部落