生活大爆炸-S02E19_生活大爆炸

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Okay it's done

好了灭了

Look guys for the future

伙计们

I don't mind killing the big spiders

我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛

But you have to at least try with the little ones

但那么小的不用我出手吧

Penny please

佩妮拜托

We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids

我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多

Sheldon it's not so bad

谢尔顿没那么严重

Not bad it's horrible

不严重简直是毛骨悚然

I mean you hear stories about this sort of thing

你觉得像听故事一样

But you never think it'll happen to you

以为不会发生在你身上

So they steamed your dumplings

他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛

Get over it

算了吧

New topic please

拜托换个新话题

All right penny

好吧佩妮

Let me take this opportunity to point out

我借这个机会向你表达

That you are looking particularly ravishing today

你今天看起来相当令人销魂

Not with a thousand condoms howard

霍华德一千个套套都别想

So there is a number

这么说还真有个数量

Okay new topic please

拜托换个新话题

Hey did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out

你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗

No shh shh shh what

-别说嘘 -虾米

The people upstairs are moving out

楼上的人要搬了

别说

The horror

恐怖至极

Why would you just say something like that

你干嘛非要提这事呢

No no no no no no no

不不不

How else was I supposed to say it

那我还能怎么说

Slowly like putting a new fish in a tank

慢一点就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸

You don't just drop it in

不能直接丢进去

You let the bag sit in the water a while

要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间

The horror

恐怖至极

Sheldon I'm sure it's going to be fine

谢尔顿我保证不会有事的

No it's not going to be fine

不可能会好了

Change is never fine

改变总是不好的

They say it is but it's not

人们说改变是好事事实才不是

Okay honey did you even know the people that are moving out

亲爱的你认识那些要搬的人吗

I never met them

我从没见过他们

That's what made them perfect

这样他们才完美

There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls

不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼

There's no clickety clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors

不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声

They may as well have been a family of

这一家就像是一窝小猫

Cats just jumping around from drape to drape

从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘

Without that annoying ammonia urine smell

但没有尿液中恼人的氨味

Well I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet

我保证新来的也会安安静静的

You can't know that

你怎么知道

How can you possibly know that

你怎么可能知道

You're right I can't you know what

对我不知道告诉你

Anyone could rent that apartment now

任何人都可能租那个房

an opera singer the cast of stomp

歌剧歌手啦跺脚舞演员啦

Yeah a tap dancing pirate with a wooden leg

有条木腿的踢踏舞海盗啦

Why are you making it worse

你干嘛要越搞越糟

I tried making it better he wouldn't go for it

我想搞好点他不干而已

You're right that's a great idea

对啊真是好主意

What I'll take the apartment upstairs

-什么 -我去租那个房

I can finally get away from my mother

我就能摆脱我妈

And we can all spend some more time together

我们也有更多时间聚聚

If you catch my drift

明白我的用意吧

The horror

恐怖至极

Hold on You honestly expect me to believe

等等你真以为我会相信

that social protocol dictates we

社交礼仪规定

Break our backs helplping wolowitz move

我们不惜弄伤腰骨帮沃罗威茨搬家

and then he only need buy us a pizza

而他只要给我们买份匹萨吗

I'm sorry that really is how it works

抱歉事实就是这样

You' tricking me

你骗我

You tell me the truth what do we get

说实话好处到底是什么

Raj help me out here

拉杰搭救我吧

You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3

你能在PS3[索尼游戏机]和山地车中任选其一

I knew it

我就知道

Ps3 definitely ps3

PS3 肯定选PS3

Who would pick a mountain bike

有谁会选山地车

Enough with the guilt ma

别再自责了妈

We'll still see each other

我们还会见面

I'll come over every night and have dinner with you

我每天晚上回来和你吃饭

The hell you will

你会才怪呢

What am I running here a fancy restaurant

我这成什么了星级餐馆吗

Does this look like olive garden

这里像橄榄园餐厅吗

Okay I get it you're angry

我知道了你生气

You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest

你不想让你的小小鸟离巢

"little bird"

小小鸟

You're almost 30

你都快30了

Fly for god's sake

看在上帝的份上快飞吧

Fine I'll stay

行我不走了

Ya happy crazy lady

高兴了吧疯婆子

I sure as hell hope so

肯定高兴死了

because you're ruining my life

因为你就是要毁掉我的生活

Hey penny it's leonard

佩妮我是莱纳德

Good news you can take your head out of the oven

好消息你不用把头放进烤箱了

I guess I won't be needing this

看来也不用戴这个了

Oh no

苍天啊

The new ones

新来滴

They're here

他们来了

Stay calm we don't know anything about them yet

冷静点我们还不了解他们呢

What are you doing

你这是干嘛

I'm checking for musical instruments

我查查有没有乐器

Does that sound like castanets to you

像不像响板的声音

The box says "kitchen "

盒子上写着厨房呢

那又怎样

do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box

毒贩会在盒子上写可卡因么

Hello

你们好

Hello hello

-你好 -你好

Hello hello hello

-你好 -你好 -你好

I'm Alicia

我叫艾丽西娅

I'm moving in upstairs

我搬来楼上住

That is so great

那真是太好了

Oh I'm leonard

我叫莱纳德

I live downstairs

我住下面

Upstairs from here but under you

在这层的楼上不过还是在你下面啦

Not under you per se but under your apartment

不是在你人下面是你楼下

That's nice

挺好

Yeah it is

是啊挺好

If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate

你的举动表明你有和她交配的冲动

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

Hello

你好

On a scale of one to ten

从一到十打分

How light of foot would you describe yourself

你怎么给自己打分呢

With one being not cat like at al

一表示一点也不像猫

And ten being freakishly feline

十表示你是猫中之猫

"freakishly feline"

猫中之猫?

Is that your answer or do you not understand the question

这是你给出的答案还是你没有理解问题

We'll come back to that one

先不说这个

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Hang on

等一下

Are you now or have you ever been a salsa

你目前抑或过去有没有跳过萨尔萨舞

Irish folk or break dancer

爱尔兰民族舞或者霹雳舞

没

You're making her uncomfortable

你弄得别人不舒服了

Oh I'm sorry

抱歉

Well if it helps you feel any better

到现在为止你表现很不错

you're doing very well so far

希望能让你感觉好点

Next question are you fertile

下个问题你有生育能力吗

What

什么

I'm trying to determine whether crying

我在判定婴儿在我头上

Infants above my head are a possibility

哭哭啼啼的可能性

I have no immediate plans

我现在没这个打算

If that changes let me know

改变主意的话记得告诉我

And finally area rugs pro or con

最后一个问题铺小地毯赞成还是反对

Pro alicia

-赞成 -艾丽西娅

Yes welcome to the building

-怎么 -欢迎你入住

Thanks so much for helping me leonard

莱纳德太感谢你的帮忙了

Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help

感谢你给我帮忙的机会

Oh hey guys

伙计们

Hey penny this is alicia our new neighbor

佩妮这是艾丽西娅我们的新邻居

你好

I'm helping

我在帮她忙呢

I can see

看得出来哦

Alicia's non musical childless and pro rug

艾丽西娅对音乐不感冒无子女赞成铺地毯

She's still on probation of course but I like her

她还在我的考察期内但我看好她

Cool t shirt

T恤很酷啊

Oh yeah I don't usually dress like this

是吗我一般不这样穿的

I'm going jogging

我去慢跑

You don't jog

你好像从不慢跑吧

I can start

现在开始

True

行

But the more likely explanation for your

但是对于你的穿着更可信的解释是

Attire is that you're out of clean clothes again

你又没干净衣服换了

Thank you sheldon

谢尔顿我谢谢你

You're welcome penny

佩妮不客气

Please you look cute

没事你看起来很可爱

I'm dressed like a slob today too

瞧我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的

I think you look fantastic

我觉得很惊艳啊

This one's a player huh

他挺会演戏吧

Oh yeah be careful

是啊你要小心哦

Thanks for the warning okay

谢谢提醒

I'll see you around see ya

-过会儿见 -拜拜

I'm dressed like a slob today too

瞧我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的

Oh mimicry

鹦鹉学舌啊

I enjoy mimicry

我喜欢玩鹦鹉学舌

I've been working on admiral ackbar from return of the jedi

我模仿过星战第六部的阿克巴上将

"it's a trap "

"这是个圈套"

You have to imagine me with a giant squid head

你得把我想象成一个大乌贼脑袋

"it's a trap "

"这是个圈套"

"it's a trap "

"这是个圈套"

"it's a trap "

"这是个圈套"

Come

请进

Congratulations I see you did your laundry

祝贺一下你终于洗衣服了

Well sort of how does one "sort of "

-这个算是吧 -什么叫算是吧

I bought new clothes okay

我买了新衣服行了吧

Is leonard around

莱纳德在不在

He's upstairs at Alicia's

他在楼上跟艾丽西娅一起

Oh all right that's cool no biggie

好吧行没啥

He said he'd help me set up my printer but I guess I can wait

他答应过帮我装打印机再等一会吧

What exactly is he doing up there

他到底在楼上干什么呢

In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me

我认为是旨在毁灭我而进行的战略行动

He is with wolowitz and koothrappali setting up her stereo

他跟库萨帕里和沃罗威茨在帮她装音响

Oh they're all up there huh

他们都在楼上是吗

Hmm typical

正常

It's axiomatically atypical

这很明显不正常

Up until recently they did not know alicia

到现在为止他们不了解艾丽西娅

And had no encounters with her in a previous location

也没有在其他地方相处过

They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants

以前他们从不上楼拜访房客

So your characterization of their behavior as "typical"

而你将他们的行为鉴定为正常

Is demonstrably fallacious

是绝对的谬误

Okay now I see the giant squid head

好了现在我看到一颗大乌贼脑袋了

Oh great now I have to start all over again

这下好我又得重新来一遍

Yeah I thought about renting this apartment

我是想过租这房子

But I'm really more of a

不过我更像那种城里

"downtown loft" kind of guy

住跃层的黄金单身汉

Cool so are you in a loft now

不错啊你现在住跃层吗

Oh actually

事实上

I'm uh living with a woman in altadena

我现在阿塔迪纳那里和一个女人同居

Purely platonic she's also my maid

不过是纯柏拉图式的她同时是我的女佣

Sounds like a sweet deal

听起来蛮不错的

I won't lie it's pretty dope

不过说实话她差你太远了

Hello

有人吗

Hey I just wanted to bring you a little housewarming gift

我过来给你带了些欢迎礼物

That is so sweet

那真是太好了

Come on in let's open it great

进来我们打开看看吧

Nice dress

你这裙子不错

Oh this I'm dressed like a slob today

哪里哪里我今天穿得邋里邋遢的

The guys have been helping me set up my sound system

他们正在帮我设功放

I've never had such good looking technical support

他们真是我有过最帅的技术帮手了

Oh pish posh

哪里哪里

I don't know it means shucks

我怎么知道它意思是不值一提

"shucks" means shucks

不值一提就是不值一提的意思

Let one go once in a while

你就不能等等再说这个

Hey uh penny you want to hear something awesome Yeah

-对了佩妮你知道还有什么奇事吗 -什么

Alicia is an actress just like you

艾丽西娅跟你一样也是个演员

That is so awesome

太棒了

Well trying to be but it's so hard

想是这样想但也没那么容易

Yeah I know tell me about it

是啊跟我说说关于你的事

I've been out here three months

我在这里待了足足三个月

And all I've gotten is a couple of national commercials

结果只搞到几个全国广告

And this recurring thing on a soap

还有肥皂剧的小客串

That's why I work at the cheesecake factory

所以我现在还在蛋糕店工作

I'm holding out for the right part

我感觉那些角色都不适合我

Alicia what do you want as your default setting for dvds

艾丽西娅你DVD想怎么设啊

5 1 dolby or dts

5.1杜比还是家庭影院

Whatever you think is best cutie

你看着办好了小可爱

Well dts has more low end so

家庭影院的低音更好那就...

Okay

好的

Uh hey guys guys you will really appreciate this

对了各位你们绝对会喜欢这个的

I read the best science joke on the internet

我刚在网上读了个超赞的科学笑话

Alicia you won't get it but it's right up their alley

艾丽西娅你不懂的但是他们很喜欢这个

Anyway so this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor

就是从前有个物理学家

every week and orders an ice

每周都去冰淇淋店点两个圣代

Cream sundae for himself and then offers one

一个自己吃

To the empty stool sitting next to him

一个放在旁边的空座位

This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing

好久都是这样直到店主好奇问他为什么

The man says "well I'm a physicist

他说因为我是物理学家

and quantum mechanics Teaches us "that it is possible

而量子物理理论告诉我们总有几率

For the matter above this stool "to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman

这张空座位上面的物质会变成一个

Who might accept my offer and fall in love with me "

可能爱上我的MM

The owner then says "well lots of single

店主然后说这里每天

"beautiful women come in here ever day

都有大队单身MM

"why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them

你干嘛不买冰淇淋泡她们

And they might fall in love with you "

让她们爱上你

And the physicist says "yeah but what are the odds of that happening "

物理学家说那个发生的几率又可能有多大呢

It's a little insulting don't you think

这有点侮辱人你不觉得吗

How would I know

怎么会知道

I'm not even sure I get it

我自己都不理解这有什么好笑的

Hey leonard

对了莱纳德

If you're done with the dvd player

你装好那个DVD以后

can you set up my printer

能不能再帮我装这个打印机

Uh yeah I'd love to

乐意为您效劳

Uh hey maybe when you're done with her printer

等你装好她的

You could set up mine

来装我的吧

You know like you promised a week ago

你知道你答应的...在一周前

Yeah I'll get to it don't nag me

好的我会来的先别烦我

Hello there

好啊美女

Who is it

是谁啊

Oh hello penny It's open come in

你好佩妮门是开的请进

Sarcasm

这就叫讽刺

Well they're all still up there

他们还都泡在楼上呢

You think I can't hear them

你以为我没听见吗

Listen to that Stomp stomp stomp

听听啊呯呯呯

That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one

那是沃罗威茨踩他那个高跟皮鞋没错的

I don't even know why I care

我不知道我为什么会介意呢

I don't care

我才不介意

All right I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke but that's all I care

好吧我介意得去背那个白痴笑话但是我只介意到那个程度

You know penny there's something that

你知道吗佩妮蜂窝实际上

Occurs in beehives you might find interesting

很有趣的

Occasionally

有时候

A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power

新的蜂王会在老蜂王还在位时闯进来

When this happens

此时

The old queen must either locate to a new hive or

老蜂王要不另谋出路

Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains

要不就去拼个你死我活

What are you saying that I'm threatened by alicia

你说什么呢我被艾丽西娅威胁了?

That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go

难道你说我是那个老蜂王现在该滚蛋了

I'm just talking about bees

我只是在说蜜蜂

They're on the discovery channel

探索频道在播这个

What are you talking about

你在说什么呢

Bees

蜜蜂

I just got that physicist joke

我理解那个物理学家笑话了

Gee penny thanks for buying us dinner

佩妮谢谢你给我们买晚饭

Yeah what's the occasion

是啊今天怎么了

No no occasion just felt like getting

没什么只是感觉应该

some chinese chow for my peeps

给我的好朋友带点中国菜

Did you remember to ask for the chicken

你记得我叫你点的鸡里面

With broccoli to be diced

莴苣要切块

Not shredded Yes

-不要切丝 -记得

Even though the menu description specifies shredded Yes

-即使菜单明确说要切丝 -记得

Brown rice not white Yes

-红烧饭不要白烧? -记得

You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard

-在韩国杂货店买质量好的热芥末

Yes

记得

did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market yes

在超市买低钠酱油? -记得

Good

不错

See how it's done leonard

看看别人怎么做的莱纳德

So what do we got going on tonight huh

我们今天晚上玩点啥

Playing halo watching battlestar drop some mentos in diet coke

玩光晕看太空堡垒还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?

You want to watch battlestar

你想看太空堡垒?

What can I say I got my geek on boys

我还能说什么呢? 我不可救药地爱上了它

No no pms is different

不经前综合症的表现和这个不同

Oh thank god you're home I need help what's wrong

-谢天谢地你在家我需要帮助 -怎么了

I just got a callback to audition

我接到电话让我去试镜

For csi to play a hooker who gets killed

在<犯罪现场>里演一个被杀了的妓女

Oh I'd watch that

那我一定要看

But my car is in the shop

但我的车还在修

And I have to be at universal in 45 minutes

我得在45分钟内赶到环球影城

Okay well I'll take you

没问题我带你去

Oh you're a lifesaver

你真是及时雨

I'll run lines with you in the car

我可以在车上帮你对台词

Great

太好了

And afterward I'll take you all out for chinese

完事之后我带你们去吃中餐

Oh actually that's okay we already have

实际上不用担心我们已经...

Yum starving

嗯饿死啦

chinese food right here

在这儿吃中餐了

They're gone penny They can't hear you

他们已经走了佩妮听不到你说什么了

I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that

真不敢相信他们就这样任她利用

I mean anything she wants they go panting after her like trained dogs

她一句话就让他们像看家狗一样跟在后面

You know that just last week

你知道就在上个星期

She had howard drive all the way to her

她让霍华德大老远开车带她

Uncle's house in orange county to pick up her tv

去橘子郡的叔叔家里取她的电视

You once had leonard and me get your television from your ex boyfriend

你曾让我和莱纳德帮你从前男友那里要电视回来

Apples and oranges here sheldon

性质不同谢尔顿

That girl is a user iceskating through the life on her looks

这个女孩利用他们靠脸蛋儿过着舒服日子

Taking advantage of innocent

占那些单纯的

Weak willed men getting auditions for stupid network shows

意志力薄弱的男人便宜去弱智电视剧试镜

It just creams my corn

现在还在我的地盘撒野

May I interject something here please

-我能打断一下么? -说吧!

You got the wrong mustard

你拿错芥末了

Guess what I got the part on csi

你猜怎么着? 我拿到<犯罪现场>里那个角色了

Oh boy

哦天哪

Something wrong

有什么不对劲么?

Uh no no no no you know congratulations

不不不不恭喜你

I think you'll make a great hooker

我觉得你会是个出色的妓女的

Thank you

谢谢

Hey I got to ask you something

我想问个问题

How much do physicists make

物理学家挣多少钱啊

Um I don't know I don't think a lot

不清楚不会太多吧

Yeah that's what I figured

我想也是

Well got to run

我闪人了

The guys promised to set up my satellite dish

他们答应帮我装电视天线

And paint my bedroom yay

还有粉刷卧室

Um hey hey can I talk to you about that for a second

我能说两句么

About what

说什么

Well you know it's just that leonard and howard and raj

我想说莱纳德霍华德和拉杰

They aren't like other guys

他们不像一般的男生

They're special

他们很特别

Okay they're special and

是很特别那又怎样

Oh let's see how can I explain this

怎么说好呢

Um they don't know how to use their shields

他们不会用保护层

Shields

保护层?

Yeah you know like in star trek

就像在星际迷航里

When you're in battle and you raise the shields

作战的时候你会架设保护层

Where the hell'd that come from

老天这句话是怎么溜出来的

Anyways um you know how guys like this are so

总之你知道这样的男生很容易...

Please don't take advantage of them

请不要利用他们

Who says I'm taking advantage of them

谁说我利用他们了

Come on they're doing everytng for you

拜托他们为你忙来忙去

Because you're leading them on

还不是你招惹他们

So I let them do stuff for me

我让他们帮我的忙

They're happy I get stuff

他们高兴我受益

Who cares

有什么不好

And how's it any different from what you do

和你所做的有什么不同

Excuse me

你说什么

I've seen you around them

我看你也老围着他们

Are you pretending like you don't do the exact same thing

好像你没做过同样的事

Okay lady you are way out of line

姐姐你过了啊

Oh I'm out of line

到底谁过了?

Yeah you're out of line

对你过了

Well what are you going to do about it

你想怎么着

Bitch

婊子

I like green lantern

我喜欢绿灯侠

I'm just saying it's pretty lame that

我是说他会被黄灯击倒

He can be defeated by the color yellow

真是太逊了

Only the modern green lantern is vulnerable to yellow

只有现代绿灯侠才怕黄灯

Golden age green lantern was vulnerable to wood

黄金年代绿灯侠怕的是木头

Great so I can take them both out with a number two pencil

不错我用一支2B铅笔就能把他们两个都解决了

Oh my god girl fight

天啊女人打架!

What are you doing

你干什么

I know you you're stupid enough to break it up

我知道你肯定傻到想去劝架

May I say you look very comely tonight

容我说一句你今晚很清秀嘛

Thank you

谢谢

You're right this filly's been broken

你说的没错这匹小母马瘸了

you set it on dts didn't you

你帮她设置了家庭影院对吧

I had to

没办法

She called me "cutie "

她叫人家小可爱嘛

According to alicia's facebook page

从艾丽西娅的个人主页看来

She's hooking up with one of the producers on csi

她搞上了一个CSI的制片

Well dead whore on tv live one in real life

电视上演死妓女生活中是活妓女

Oh great

很好

Now she's jumping up and down on the bed

她现在开始玩蹦床了