生活大爆炸-S08E07_生活大爆炸

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So what are you working on these days

最近在研究什么呢

I'm studying one celled organisms

我在研究单细胞生物

to try and find the neurochemicals

试图从它们身上找到

that lead to the feeling of shame

引发羞愧感的神经化学物质

What would a one celled organism have to be embarrassed about

单细胞生物会有什么需要感到羞耻的事啊

Same as all of us getting out of a car without underwear

跟人类一样车震完没穿内衣裤下车

Speaking of underwear

说到内衣

I have some interesting news

我有件挺有意思的事

Okay if it's sometimes Howie wears yours

如果是华仔偶尔会穿你的内衣

Leonard already told us

那莱纳德已经告诉过我们了

He was being funny

他只是在搞笑

I'm pretty sure

我挺确定

Anyway I was asked to be a part of a magazine article

总之我受邀参与一篇关于加州

about the 50 sexiest female scientists in California

最性感的50名女性科学家的杂志专题

Isn't that cool

挺酷的吧

I think it's awful

我觉得很恶心

Why would you say that

你怎么会这么说

Bernadette is a successful microbiologist

伯纳黛特是一位成功的微生物学家

She should be celebrated for her achievements not her looks

人们应该赞美她的科研成果而非长相

I mean what kind of message does that send

参与这种杂志专题人们会怎么想

I think the message is "Check out the rack on that scientist "

人们大概会想 "快看这童颜科学家的巨乳"

Why can't someone be thought of as both smart and pretty

为什么就不能被认为是智慧与美貌并存的呢

I just don't think a professional woman should have

我只是不觉得一位职场女性需要靠

to flaunt her sexuality in order to get ahead

展现自己女性象征来获得成功

Okay what's the big deal

这有什么大不了的啊

Look if it helps me make a sale with a physician

如果那能帮我多卖点药给医生

I don't think it hurts to flirt a little

我觉得跟人家调情一下也无妨

I mean laugh at their joke touch their arm

比如他说笑话就笑一笑碰碰他们的手臂

maybe crank up the AC in the car beforehand you know

下车前冷气开超强激凸一下

to wake up the girls

见医生管用

Maybe it's different in the world of sales

可能在销售业界里有不同之处

but it's already hard enough for women

但在科学界女性本来就已经

to be taken seriously in science

很难被人认真公平对待了

I was kind of excited about the article

我本来还对参与文章这事挺激动

but now you're making me feel bad

现在被你说得好难过

No I think you should do whatever you want

我觉得你想做什么就去做

You know maybe if fashion magazines had female scientists in them

当年如果有时尚杂志刊载女性科学家照片

I would've become a theoretical physicist

说不定我也去当理论物理学家了

Stop smirking at each other

少在那边互相偷笑了

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第七集

Thank you

多谢

No thank you

是我该谢你

Delivery men are the unsung foot soldiers

送货员是我们国家贸易界的

of our nation's commerce

无名英雄

It's because of people like you

因为有你这样的人

people like me can limit our human contact

像我这样的人才可以尽少接触人

I'd shake your hand but well you know

我很想与你握手但你懂的...

I'm not a delivery man I I'm a doctor

我不是送货员我是名医生

Although I do often deliver

虽然我也常常

alarming biopsy results to my patients

亲自给病人送结果很不妙的活检报告

That's humorous

你真幽默

All right

呵呵

Yeah I I bet you leave your patients in stitches

我猜你一定常让病人满身缝补[捧腹大笑]

That was also humorous

我这也是幽默

All right

呵呵

Are you bringing flowers to a patient

你手里拿着花

to cushion the blow of a terminal diagnosis

是为了安慰得了不治之症的病人吗

That wasn't a joke

刚才不是笑话

All right

呵呵

These are actually for a nice woman

这花是要送给一位

who makes sales calls to my office

打来我办公室推销的好姑娘

You know they have delivery people that will do that for you

你知道有送货员可以代劳这种事吗

I was hoping to impress her

我是想靠着

by tracking her down on the Internet

网上人肉她搜到的资料

and then showing up unannounced at her door

直接来到她家门口给她一个惊喜

Making the extra effort

付出额外的努力

Good for you

给你按个赞

Great timing food just got here

时间刚刚好晚餐刚刚到

Ooh Siam Palace Yes

-泰国菜吗 -是的

Uh mee krob and chicken satay Yes

-泰式炒面与鸡肉沙爹 -有的

Uh extra peanut sauce No but you can have mine

-多加花生酱了吗 -没我的给你好了

Eh well very well

好吧也行

Oh and on the topic of sharing things that are yours

既然说到了分享你的东西

there is a gentleman caller

有个穿着绅士的访客

bringing flowers to your fiancee as we speak

就在我们说话的这会带着花找你未婚妻

What

什么

Why didn't you say that first

你怎么不一进门就说呢

Why didn't you get extra peanut sauce

那你为什么没多加花生酱呢

We can both play this game

要斗嘴谁怕谁

Can I help you

请问你有事吗

Oh hi

你好

Uh does Penny live here

请问佩妮住这里吗

May I ask why

我能问为什么找她吗

I I met her at my office she winked at me

我是在我办公室认识她的她对我抛媚眼

I I came hoping to initiate a romantic relationship

我来是希望跟她继续发展

Look I'm pretty sure she didn't wink at you

我敢确定她没对你抛媚眼

Oh she did

她绝对有

Seductively like this

动作很勾人像这样

And then she touched my arm for two Mississippis

然后她摸了我的手臂足足两大秒

Like you know one Mississippi two

像这样一大秒两...

I got it I got it

我懂了我懂了

Listen um

听我说

I think there's been a misunderstanding

我想这中间一定是有什么误会

See Penny is my fiancee

佩妮是我的未婚妻

Really

真的吗

I've never seen her wear an engagement ring

我从未看见她手上有戴订婚戒啊

Really

真的吗

So am I to presume

所以我可以推测

that her flirtation was just a sales technique

她挑逗我只是销售技巧的一种罢了

I think so

应该是

When will I learn

我什么时候才学精啊

It's just like the cute girl at the pet store all over again

宠物店可爱女店员事件又重演了

Excuse me

你说什么

Oh uh she touched my arm for five Mississippis

那个女孩摸了我的胳膊五大秒

and I bought a $2 000 iguana habitat

我就花了两千美元买了一个鬣蜥的生态箱

美国比较受欢迎的大型蜥蜴类宠物

Which she was always too busy to come over and see

不过她一直很忙总是没时间来我家看

You give these to Penny

这花你送给佩妮吧

You're you're a lucky man

你是一个幸运的男人

Thank you

谢谢

Sorry

抱歉

You probably don't want her to see this

这张卡片还是不要给她看了

It's unnecessarily graphic

里面有点过于"图文并茂"了

Hold on Doctor

等等医生

Leonard where are your social skills

莱纳德你的社交礼仪呢

This man is clearly upset

这位先生显然很难过

We should invite him in for a hot beverage

我们应该邀他进屋喝一杯热饮

He tried to score with Penny

可是他想泡佩妮啊

So have these two and they're having dinner with us

这俩以前也是啊现在不还跟我们一起吃饭吗

So how was work today

今天工作如何

It was fine but you'll be happy to know

还行你一定会很高兴得知

they pulled the sexy scientists article

性感科学家这篇文章取消了

What happened

发生什么事了

I don't know

我也不知道

They just canceled the photo shoot

杂志社就取消了照片拍摄

and said they're rethinking it

还说他们要重新考虑一下

Well I'm really sorry

真是太遗憾了

but I think it's for the best

但我认为这是一件好事

You want people focusing on your achievements

你会想人们关注你的科研成就

not staring at your breasts in some magazine

而不是盯着某本杂志上的你的咪咪

I guess

大概吧

It's really not that important

上杂志也没那么重要

Hey up here

喂我眼睛在这呢

Sorry we're we were talking about them

抱歉说到了就忍不住看一下

So look I I wasn't going to say anything

听着我本来不打算说的

but since you seem to be okay with the article being canceled

但既然你对于文章被取消没意见

I have a little confession

我要向你坦白件事

I'm the reason it was pulled

文章取消是因为我

What How

什么怎么回事

I sent the editors of the magazine

我给杂志社的编辑

a pretty scathing e mail

发了一封严厉斥责的电邮

Amy what did you say

艾米你说了什么

I simply pointed out

我只是简单指出

that they would never consider doing an article

他们绝对不会考虑做一篇关于

ranking male scientists on their sexuality

男性科学家性感指数排名的文章

let alone showing them in various stages of undress

更不会刊登他们不同程度宽衣解带的照片

Because no one wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson

因为没人会想看奈尔·德葛拉司·泰森

美国著名天文学家热衷于科普科教事业

in a wet T shirt bent over the hood of a Porsche

湿身在一辆保时捷的引擎盖上弯腰撅屁股

Well it doesn't make a difference

这没什么两样

because they agreed it was in bad taste

反正杂志社也认为这的确不得体

and now you agree so

现在你也这么认为所以...

Amy saves the day

艾米成功挽救大局

No what happened was you got jealous

错事实是你嫉妒我

so you took away a chance for me to get some publicity

所以你夺走了我宣传自己的机会

But it was bad publicity

但那是负面宣传

That's for me to decide not you

负不负面我说了算关你屁事

I disagree

我不同意

As a female scientist I think what you do affects all of us

我认为你的所作所为会影响我们所有女性科学家

And I think you don't like people expressing their sexuality

我认为你不喜欢人们展现性感的一面

because no one wants you to express yours

因为没人会要求你展现

Oh Amy I'm so sorry

艾米非常对不起

That was over the line

我说的太过分了

You have a nice night

祝你有个愉快的夜晚

Please don't go

拜托别走

Up until my vicious attack you were the one in the wrong

在我没有恶意攻击你前错的人一直是你啊

Here you go Doctor

医生请喝

Red Zinger with one teaspoon of honey

紅木槿活力茶加一勺蜂蜜

Thank you

谢谢

Neat Star Trek mug

这《星际迷航》的杯子不错

I actually have one of the phasers from the original TV show

其实我有一把来自老版电视剧的光枪

Oh cool

酷

How'd you get that

你怎么搞到的

Oh easy Gene Roddenberry needed a vasectomy

简单吉恩·罗登贝瑞要做结扎手术

Wait a minute

等一下

You've snipped Gene Roddenberry's vas deferens

你居然切掉了《星际迷航》之父的输精管

Yes

是的

Wow he really went where no man has gone before

他真是去了"前人未至之境"啊

Where no man has gone before

源自《星际迷航:原初系列》开场导语中的一句短语

I don't like to brag but uh you see

我不喜欢吹嘘但你们要知道

I'm kind of the doctor to the stars' urinary tracts

我是专门帮明星们看尿路的医生

Uh you you want to see James Cameron's kidney stone

你们想看詹姆斯·卡梅隆的肾结石吗

也是《泰坦尼克号》与《阿凡达》的导演

好莱坞著名导演因自编自导科幻电影《终结者》成名

He was so happy after he passed it

他把石头排出之后超开心

he gave me a Terminator

还送了我一个终结者模型

That is amazing

真是太不可思议了

How long have you been collecting

你从什么时候开始收藏的

Ever since I was a kid

从我小时候就开始了

but uh I didn't really get serious

但之前都是玩票性质的

《星际迷航:原初系列》中饰演进取号星舰舰长詹姆斯·T·柯克

until William Shatner's bladder infection

直到威廉·夏特纳膀胱感染我才开始认真收藏

What'd you get What'd you get

你又得到什么好处快说说

Well he said it was a tribble

他说那是《星际迷航》里的毛毛球

It could be a toupee

但其实也可能只是假发

but either way it's pretty cool

反正不管是哪样都蛮酷的

I I would love to see your collection

我超想去看你的藏品

Anytime

随时欢迎

Uh I've got some cool stuff

我有一些很酷的收藏

When I first started

我最初开始收藏时

I thought it would be a good way to meet women

我以为这会是结识女性的好方法

but well you know

但结果...你们懂的

Sure Preach

-当然懂 -太懂了

Can I ask you a personal question

我能问你一个私人问题吗

Sure

问吧

Um I mean you're a guy like me

你和我基本上是一类人

so how'd you get a girl like Penny

你是怎么追到佩妮这类的上等妞

Well you know just

就是...

being myself really

做自己真的

Oh please

少来

You know I'll tell you how he did it

我来告诉他是怎么做到的

Implacable relentless badgering

绵延不绝永无休止地纠缠

In urology terms

用泌尿学术语来说

he was a drug resistant staph infection

他就像是耐药性葡萄球菌

And she was a urethra that could not shake him

而她是摆脱不了葡萄球菌感染的尿道

I don't know that I'd call myself an infection

我可不会称自己是一种感染

A gallant man would defend

英勇的男人回先为

his fiancee for being called a urethra

被称为"尿道"的未婚妻辩护

Can we please change the subject

我们能换个话题吗

Well that didn't go your way

貌似天不遂人愿啊

Dr Lorvis what are you doing here

乐维斯医生你在这里做什么

Uh well actually I came to see you

其实我是来找你的

Really Why

是吗为什么

Ah that's a good question

这问题问在点子上了

Apparently someone was being awfully flirty

貌似某人没有戴订婚戒

while not wearing their engagement ring

而且整天跟人眉来眼去

causing another someone to show up here

所以招惹了那人来到这里

thinking the first someone might be available

因为他以为某人还单身

Oh God Don't make it so hard on her

别说得这么复杂

Look the first someone is the deceitful you

某人指的是不忠的你

The second someone

那人指的是

is the delightful Dr Lorvis

可爱的乐维斯医生

Oh this is very embarrassing

这太尴尬了

Dr Lorvis I am so sorry

乐维斯医生真的很抱歉

I did not mean to lead you on

我不是故意让你误会的

You touched my arm for two Mississippis

你把手放在我的胳膊上有两大秒呢

That's why you were mumbling "Mississippi "

怪不得你嘴里叨念着几大秒呢

Can we talk in private

我们能借一步说话吗

Please yes

好的走吧

I'll be right back

我马上就回来

So what other celebrity genitalia have you handled

你还经手过哪些名人的生殖器

So uh what's the deal

怎么回事

You take off your ring when you go to work

你上班就不戴订婚戒吗

What No No

什么没有这回事

I just put it on the other hand and

我就是戴在另外一只手上

turn it around

再把戒指转个圈

Keep that hand in my pocket

然后把手放在口袋里

Why

为什么

Well what do you mean why

这有什么好奇怪的

Look I make more sales

如果医生认为我是单身

if these doctors think I'm single

我就能卖得更多

I did the same kind of thing as a waitress

我做服务员的时候也做过同样的事

The real question is what is he doing in your apartment

我想问的是他在你的公寓里做什么

Oh he was upset

他不高兴

So Sheldon invited him in for a hot beverage

谢尔顿就请他进屋喝热饮

You were okay with that

你没意见吗

No I got upset

有我也很不高兴

And Sheldon made me a beverage too

然后谢尔顿也给了我一杯热饮

Okay he just showed up at my door

他突然出现在我门前

Don't you think that's a little weird

你不觉得有点奇怪吗

A little but he's basically harmless

是有点不过他没有恶意

He's actually kind of a nice guy Okay

-他其实人挺好的 -好吧

Whatever look my company does not allow me

总之我的公司不允许我

to socialize with doctors outside of work

私下和医生有接触

You got to get rid of him

你得赶走他

Why am I the one that has to get rid of him

为什么要我去赶走他

I can't do it He's my best client

我不能去他是我最好的客户

All right I'll get rid of him

好吧我来赶走他

But you owe me one

不过这次算你欠我的

Hey we're going to Oliver's house to see his collection

我们要去奥利佛家欣赏他的收集品

You want to go with us

你要和我们一起去吗

Yeah sure

好的

You owe me

你欠我的

Oh my God

我的上帝啊

Leonard I was wrong

莱纳德我错了

Heaven does exist

天堂真的存在

And it's in the basement of a urologist's house

而天堂就在谢奥区

in Sherman Oaks

一个泌尿科医生的地下室里

Welcome to my Fortress of Solitude

欢迎来到我的"孤独堡垒"

This is where I go to get away from

这是我摆脱

all my other solitude

我其他孤独的地方

Oh come on It's a replica

这是复制品吧

Original

原版

Oh I think I just cheated on my wife

我想我刚背叛了我的妻子[高潮了]

The gun from Hellboy

这是电影《地狱男爵》里的那把枪吗

Yup

对

How did you get it

你怎么得到的

Bought it at auction

在一个拍卖上买回来的

Oh I was hoping for a juicy tidbit

我还期望听到男主角

about Ron Perlman's testicles

朗·普尔曼的蛋蛋奇闻呢

Oliver I'm going to play bingo

奥利佛我要去玩宾果了

Okay Mother Have fun

好的妈妈玩得开心

Still lives with his mom

还和他妈妈住在一起

Yikes right

真可怜对吧

Yeah I'm not quite sure how to respond

我不知道该如何回答

Wow Donkey Kong

大金刚

This this was my game when I was a kid

这是我小时候最爱的游戏

Because it's a story of a pretty blonde girl

因为这是一个美丽的金发女孩

tirelessly pursued by a small oddly shaped man

被一个畸形的矮小男人不停追逐的故事吗

No because I liked it

不是因为我喜欢

Well now don't get defensive

干嘛一说就炸毛

You're oddly shaped but you got the girl

你是有点畸形不过你追到女孩了啊

So I've noticed Leonard gets teased a lot

我注意到莱纳德

about his relationship with Penny

因为和佩妮的感情经常被取笑

Yes If you'd like to join in

是的如果你也想加入

the premise is their love seems unlikely and doomed to failure

我们一般以爱得好蠢注定失败为开头

So you think she'll be single soon

所以你觉得她很快会单身吗

Oh if you want to get in on the pool

如果你想加入那个阵营

you're too late

一切都太晚了

All the squares have been purchased

那里已经人满为患

Interesting

有意思

Excuse me I have to take care of something

抱歉我还有点事要办

Leonard as your friend I feel

莱纳德身为你的朋友

I should tell you something What

-有件事我必须要告诉你 -什么

I'm still upset about that peanut sauce

我还在气那个花生酱的事

Oh could you hold the door

请不要关门好吗

Nice flowers Thank you

-好美的花 -谢谢

They're for a girl

是送给一个姑娘的

Uh I'm being implacable and relentless

我要绵延不绝永无休止地纠缠她

Isn't she lucky

这姑娘真幸运啊

She keeps sending me mixed signals

她给我的信号暧昧不明

But I I think we both want the same thing

但我...我想我俩追求的东西是一样的

What's that

追求什么

Unconditional love

无条件的爱

I guess that's all anybody wants

谁不想要这个呢

I guess so

没错

Well I hope you get it

祝你成功

One Mississippi two Mississippi

一大秒两大秒

Next game let's switch helmets

下一局我们换着头盔玩吧

No I'd look silly in that helmet

不要我戴你那个头盔好蠢

I I can't take these

我不能收你的花

Well why not

为什么啊

I mean you want what I want

你我追求的目标一致

And we had two wonderful Mississippis

我俩一起拥有过美好的两大秒时间

But what about the other girl

那另一个姑娘怎么办

Oh right

好吧

I'll tell her we should just be friends

我会告诉她只做朋友

Dr Lorvis

乐维斯医生

Penny we should just be friends

佩妮我们还是当朋友吧

Happy

你高兴了吧

You think he bites

你觉得这玩意会咬人吗

Stick your hand in there and find out

把你的头伸进去试试看吧

You fooled me with that goat at the petting zoo

上次在动物乐园看山羊时你就骗过我

You will not fool me again

这次休想再骗到我

I wonder where Dr Lorvis is

乐维斯医生去哪儿了

He's been gone a while

他离开好一会儿了

Maybe he's playing bingo with his mommy

也许是在陪他妈咪玩宾果游戏吧

It's sad how some guys can't cut the apron strings

都成年了还这么粘父母真可悲

Okay now you're messing with me

你说这话是特么在逗我吧

Uh guys we're locked in here

各位我们被锁这里了

Oh this day just keeps getting better

今天的好事真是一件接一件啊

So you just left them alone playing games in your house

所以你就把他们留在家里玩游戏吗

Well they seemed happy and

他们玩得挺开心的

I thought that would give me time

这样我们也有更多时间

for you and I to get to know each other better

能更深入了解彼此

That was before we met

这都是遇见你之前的事了

We all have a past

谁人没有过去呢

Doc you've got to see what you're doing

医生你要知道你的所作所为

is is a little creepy

实在有点小吓人

出演《异形》的美国著名女演员

You sound just like Sigourney Weaver

我跟踪西格妮·韦弗进厕所时

when I followed her into a restroom

她也说了同样的话

Okay you can't just go chasing after

你不能一遇到对你好的姑娘

every girl who's nice to you

就追着人家走

Well that's not what Sheldon says

谢尔顿可不是这么说的

And he seems to know his way around the ladies

他这人看着挺会泡妞的啊

Hey Leonard Guess who's back Dr Lorvis

莱纳德猜猜谁回来了乐维斯医生哦

Yeah You care to join us

你想和我们一起玩吗

What

什么

You locked them in your basement

你把他们锁在你的地下室里了

Well they're they're not locked in

他们没有被锁啊

The door just sticks

门只是卡住了而已

Okay so how do they unstick it

好吧那要怎么才能把门打开

They'd need the key

必须用钥匙

Okay

够了

Nope That's it

不行够了

We are gonna go over there right now

我们马上去你家

And you are going to let them out

把他们放出来

Three Mississippi four Mississippi Move it

-三大秒四大秒 -快走

Oh good you're here

太好了你在这里

Amy I am so sorry

艾米我真的很抱歉

That has to wait This weirdo locked

那个等等再说这疯子把

the guys up in his basement What

-那几个男生都锁在他家地下室了 -什么

She seems nice Who's she Just walk

-她人看着不错叫啥名啊 -赶紧走

You can do this

你一定可以的

One ladder left

还剩一个梯子了

Oh ho Yeah Yes

-好耶 -太棒了

Next level

下一关

Leonard are you okay Better than okay

-莱纳德你还好吗 -超级棒

I am having the game of my life

我正处于游戏人生的最巅峰

Dr Lorvis isn't there something you want to say

乐维斯医生你不是有话要说吗

Yes

对哦

I'm very sorry for locking you in my home

我很抱歉把你们锁在我家里

Yeah that was very uncool

没错这也太不够意思了

Get the hammer Get the hammer

抓那个锤子抓那个锤子

Got it

成了

Okay Leonard let's go

好了莱纳德我们回家吧

J Just hang on

再等一下下

Well while we wait

那个你们等待的时候

would you like to see Tobey Maguire's prostate sonogram

想不想看看托比·马奎尔的前列腺超声波扫描

《蜘蛛侠》主演

Sure Yeah

好吧

Oh spoiler alert

剧透一下

Uh he was worried about nothing

他完全是想太多

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此为著名天文学家奈尔·德葛拉司·泰森