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But why do they still call Batman using the Bat Signal

为什么这年代了召唤蝙蝠侠还用蝙蝠信号灯

Wouldn't it just be like easier to text him

直接发条短信请他来不是更方便吗

The Bat Signal isn't just to alert Batman

蝙蝠信号灯不只是用来召唤蝙蝠侠

it's also to strike fear in the hearts of his enemies

还有震慑他敌人内心的功用

and let them know he's coming

让他们知道蝙蝠侠要来了

Sort of like Sheldon's knock

就像谢尔顿的三段敲门法

Comparing me to Batman I'll take it

嘲讽我跟蝙蝠侠类似吗我接受

If we don't do anything

如果我们不出手

how long do you think they'll talk about Batman

你们觉得他们能聊多久的蝙蝠侠

Well I've know them for 11 years so

我认识他们已经有11年了所以...

11 years

11年吧

I believe they do text him

我觉得他们也有给他发短信

The the Bat Signal is linked to his phone via Bluetooth

蝙蝠信号灯是通过蓝牙连到他手机的

Has that been in the comics

漫画里有画过吗

No it's just what I believe

没我个人这么认为而已

All right I'm putting a stop to this

够了我要让他们停下

If you knew how why'd you wait 11 years

你如果知道办法你为什么还等了11年啊

Hey guys guess what

各位告诉你们

Today at work I found out I am going to meet Bill Gates

我今天上班发现我要跟比尔·盖茨见面了

Sorry Leonard you and Penny had a good run

抱歉莱纳德你跟佩妮的缘分到此为止了

I'm not leaving him for Bill Gates

我不会为了比尔·盖茨而甩了他

You sure I I bet his Internet's really fast

你确定吗我猜他家的网应该超快呢

How did this happen

你怎么会有此荣幸

Well his foundation is looking to partner

他的慈善基金会在寻找

with a pharmaceutical company to help develop affordable vaccines

制药公司来合作研发价格低廉的疫苗

so they asked me to show him around

所以公司让我带他转转

That's great When's he coming

太好了他什么时候来

Uh he gets in on Sunday and Monday morning

他大概周日周一早晨到

I'm gonna give him a tour of the labs and offices

我会带他去看看实验室和办公区域

Oh He gets in on Sunday April first

他周日也就是4月1号到吗

Nice try Penny

想得美佩妮

What're you talking about

你在说什么

April Fools' Day

4月1日愚人节

This is another one of your classic pranks

想必这又是另一个你年年

you try to pull on me every year

想愚弄我的恶作剧之一吧

Literally never pulled a prank on you

我从来没有对你恶作剧过啊

Oh really What about last year

是吗那去年

when you sent me that e mail with the photo attached

你给我发一封电邮写了照片请见附件

but you didn't attach a photo

结果跟本没附件

That was a mistake

那是我犯错了

Messing with me Yes it was

想耍我你当然是犯了错

And this year

所以今年

I am not falling for it

我不会再上你的当

Sheldon I swear No what are you doing

-谢尔顿我发誓... -别你这是在干嘛

Oh you're right He's not coming April fools

被你猜中了他没有要来愚人节

You know what they say

常言道

fool me "N" Times

耍我"N"次

where "N" equals the amount of times you've already fooled me

"N"等于你已经耍到我的次数

shame on you

你傻逼

Fool me "N" plus one times shame on me

耍我"N+1"次我傻逼

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十八集

生

活

Bang

By aBu 20180404

So you're gonna spend a day with Bill Gates

所以你要跟比尔·盖茨共处一天

I'm a little jealous

我有点小嫉妒啊

Well I'm a little nervous

我还有点小紧张呢

You know if I do a good job I'm hoping they'll consider me

如果我这次做得好我希望公司能考虑一下

for a PR position that's opening up

最近刚空出来的公关职位

Well if you're nervous I I know a lot about him

如果你很紧张我知道很多关于他的事

I can fill you in or maybe come along whatever

我可以帮你补习或者陪你一起我都行

I think I'll be okay

我觉得我没事的

Well I'm I'm just saying what are you gonna do

我举个例子万一他想要

when he wants to talk about high level language interpreters

跟你聊微型计算机的

for microcomputers

高级语言翻译程序怎么办

What are high level language interpreters for microcomputers

什么是微型计算机的高级语言翻译程序啊

A way of programming computers

一种为电脑编程的方式

using words and commands instead of binary code

是用语言与指令而不是用二进制代码

Oh That's actually kind of interesting Tell me more

这还挺有意思的呢再跟我说说

Oh well

其实嘛...

That I'll do that Mm hmm

这样我会用这招回他

I didn't even see it coming Yeah well

-我真是完全没料到啊 -是啊

You never do

你从来都没料到过

Well I it's just he's an idol of mine

只是... 只是他是我的一个偶像

and I would love the chance to hang out with him

我真的很想有机会跟他见见面

Look I know you want to meet him

我知道你想见他

but I can't turn this into a social thing okay

但我不能把这事变成社交活动好吗

This is my job I really need it to go well

这是我的工作我得确保这事办得妥当

I get it I get it You're right

懂我懂你说得对

Actually I've I've already met him once before

其实其实我以前已经见过他一次了啦

He gave a talk at Princeton and my mom took me

他在普林斯顿大学演讲我妈带我去了

Oh really Was he nice

真的吗他人好相处吗

He's super nice

人超好

I I got pretty emotional and started crying and

后来我太激动就开始哭了什么的...

He didn't make fun of me or anything

他也没有取笑我什么的

Well you were a kid

你当时只是个孩子嘛

Uh huh

嗯哼

Bye my babies I love you

再见了孩子们我爱你们

We love you too Mommy

妈咪我们也爱你

Yeah don't do that

下次不许再恶心我

Bernadette

伯纳黛特

Hi Where you off to El parque

-你们要去哪里 -公园[西语]

El parque

公园[西语]吗

I'm learning Spanish so I can talk to the other nannies

我在学西语这样才能跟其他保姆聊天

How's that going

学得如何

Bueno

好[西语]

Good

好啊

No bueno

不好[西语]

Thanks for coming over No problem

-谢谢你来陪我 -小事

Can I get you anything

想喝什么吗

Juice box 'Naners

果汁 "蕉蕉"

'Naners

什么是"蕉蕉"

Sorry Mom brain

抱歉当妈的脑子

I think I've forgot how to talk to grown ups

我都快忘了怎么跟成人说话了

I meant ba naners

我是说香蕉蕉

You know what I'm good

没事啦不用了

Okay

好吧

So what are we watching

我们看的这是什么

Bob the Builder I'll catch you up

《建筑师巴布》我帮你补一下剧情

That one's Bob

这位就是巴布

He's a builder

他是个建筑师

Isn't this a kids show

这不是儿童节目吗

It's what we watch in this house

我们家里就看这个

Bob the Builder Dinosaur Train

《建筑师巴布》《恐龙列车》

and Peppa Pig which is both funny and meaningful

《小猪佩奇》有趣又富含教育意义

You want to take a break and maybe get something to eat

你要不要休息一下一起去吃点东西

Sure

好啊

Why does it not feel like we're going

怎么感觉不到有要出发的意思

Hang on I I just want to see if Bob can fix it

稍等我看看巴布能不能修好

Yes he can

是的你可以

巴布的招牌台词Yes, I / we can.

Oh hey

你来啦

I folded your laundry for you You're welcome

我替你折好了衣服不用谢

Uh that's not mine

那不是我的啊

You're saying that these aren't yours

你的意思是这些不是你的

不是

So you're saying that I'm touching

所以你的意思是我正摸着

a stranger's underpants

陌生人的内裤

Yes

是的

And just like that it's the worst day of my life

就这样今天成了我人生最惨的一天

Wait why are you being so weird

等等你为什么要怪里怪气的

It occurred to me that perhaps you were telling the truth about Bill Gates

因为我想到比尔·盖茨的事有可能是真的

and it wasn't just part of an elaborate prank

而不是只是你精心铺垫的恶作剧一环

What would the prank part even be

恶作剧的部分会是什么啊

I show up to meet Bill Gates over your "objections "

我跑去见比尔·盖茨尽管你说"不许来"

but it's not Bill Gates at all no

结果到场了才发现不是比尔·盖茨

It's one of those look alikes that you hire for a party

是那种你聘请来派对的名人装扮者

And then when I go around

而当我手里拿着

showing everybody the balloon animal

"比尔·盖茨"给我折的气球玩具

that "Bill Gates" made for me I'll look like an idiot

到处让别人看时我就会像个智障

Have you been eating laundry detergent

你是不是偷偷喝洗衣液了

I just need you to tell me the truth

我只是想要你告诉我实话

This is driving me crazy

我快被逼疯了

Sheldon he is really coming

谢尔顿他真的会来

Is he He is

-真的吗 -真的

Really Yeah

-不骗我 -没骗你

Well now I don't know what to believe

这下我也不知道该相信谁了

Thanks for getting me out of the house

谢谢你带我出来

I feel like my brain is turning to mush

我觉得我脑子都快变浆糊了

Happy to help

我很乐意帮你

Did I show you the video of the kids sitting

我有没有给你看孩子们坐着的视频呀

Yes you texted it to me at 3 00 a m

有你半夜3点发给我了

Thought someone was either in jail or dead

还以为是谁被抓或者挂了呢

I'm sorry

抱歉

No no I it gave me something to watch

没事至少让我在重新入睡时

while I tried to go back to sleep

有东西可看

You know what I don't want to be one of those moms

不行我不要做那种

who can only talk about her kids

只会聊孩子的妈妈

Okay well I'm reading a pretty good book

好吧我正在读一本有趣的书

It's the untold story of female artists during the Renaissance

关于文艺复兴时期鲜为人知的女艺术家

Oh I'm in the middle of a book too

我也在读书

It's three pages long and floats in the bath

它有三页长可以飘在浴缸里

All right we can talk about something else

我们也可以聊些其他的

It also quacks when you squeeze it

你一挤那书它就呱呱叫

You should've seen Michael laugh I think I have a video

迈克笑得可开心了我这儿有视频

Or maybe we can't

还是别聊其他的吧

Why is your screen name "John Williams"

你的网名怎么叫"约翰·威廉姆斯"

好莱坞著名配乐家

Uh because I always score

因为哥永远在得分[配乐]

Hey I think I'm gonna head to the office for a little bit

我要去一趟办公室

On a Sunday Yeah

-周日也去吗 -对呀

Want to make sure I'm prepared for tomorrow

我想为明天做好准备

Do you think you could get Bill Gates

你能让比尔·盖茨帮我

to sign something for me

签个东西吗

Yeah maybe like what

好呀,签什么

Oh my arm my chest his call

签我的手臂我的胸膛看他的意思吧

His call will be to the police

他只会有叫警察的意思

Penny remember when I introduced you

佩妮还记得我向你推荐

to 100 calorie Dove bars

只有100大卡的德芙巧克力条时

and you said you owed me like big time

你说你欠我一个大人情吗

Guys even if I wanted to introduce you

各位就算我想要介绍你们

there is no room in his schedule

他的时间表也已经排满了

I mean look Look at this itinerary

真的看看这个行程

I meet him at his hotel first thing tomorrow morning

明天一早我和他在酒店碰面

then we're on the go all day long

然后我们一整天都要到处跑

You're right Guys this is her job

你说得对各位这是她的工作

We need to respect that

我们不要给她添麻烦

Thank you honey Proud of you

-谢了宝贝 -为你骄傲哦

Love you

爱你

I totally just saw what hotel he's staying at

我刚才看到他下榻的酒店名字了

What are we waiting here for

那我们还等什么呢

For Penny to walk down the stairs

等佩妮下完楼梯

get in her car and drive away

上车离开啊

Right smart

对真聪明

Is that long enough She's pretty quick let's go

-够了没 -她动作很快的我们走

What would you do if you had a billion dollars

如果你有十亿美元你要做什么

Same as Bill Gates

和比尔·盖茨一样

try to make the world a better place

让世界变得更好一些

but I'd do it in a working Iron Man suit

不过我要穿着功能完整的钢铁侠盔甲去做

I didn't know that came in a boys' medium

我不知道那身盔甲还有男童中码

Th This is a bad idea

这主意太糟了

Maybe we should go

我们还是走吧

What are you talking about I don't know

-你在说什么呢 -我不知道

I'm just feeling guilty

我觉得很有罪恶感

like I'm kind of sneaking around behind Penny's back

就像我背着佩妮在搞鬼一样

We're not doing anything wrong

我们又没做错事

We're just hanging out in a hotel lobby

我们只是在一家酒店大厅闲逛

Plenty of people do that

好多人都这么做

businessmen high end prostitutes

商人啦高级妓女呀

That's a fun new game

这个新游戏很不错

CEO or Ho

猜猜是执行长还是妓女

No this is wrong let's go

这是不对的我们还是走吧

Guys guys that's him

各位各位他来了

Be cool Oh my God Oh my God

-冷静 -额滴神额滴神

Oh my God Oh my God

额滴神额滴神

Cooler Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God

-再冷静点 -额滴神额滴神

Uh M Mr Gates I'm I'm Dr Leonard Hofstadter

盖茨先生我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

We've actually met before

我们之前见过

Sorry I don't remember

抱歉我不记得了

You were so nice a and it was really special to me

你人特别好对我来说意义重大

because you've been such a big influence on my life

因为你一直是我的人生偶像

I mean ever since I was a little kid

在我还小的时候

I've looked up to you like like a hero

我就把你视为英雄

Oh now I remember

现在我想起来了

Would you like a tissue

你需要纸巾吗

How about a hug

给我一个拥抱如何

How how about a tissue

还是来张纸巾吧

Sorry I talked about my kids the whole time

抱歉我一直把孩子挂在嘴边

Oh don't worry about it

别担心

I mean besides you cutting up my meat for me

除了你帮我把肉都切成小块以外

it was a lovely lunch

午饭还是吃得挺开心

God What's happening

天啊这一切都是怎么了

I'm a smart educated successful

我是个聪明受过高等教育成功的...

"Woman"

"女性"吗

I was gonna get it

我只是卡壳了一下

Don't be so hard on yourself

别对自己太苛刻了

Pregnancy and childbirth actually cause physical changes

怀孕和生娃是真的会

to the structure of your brain

改变你的大脑结构

I liked the old structure of my brain

我喜欢我原来的大脑结构

But then I liked a lot of my old structures

不过话说回来我喜欢我原来所有的结构

Well these are positive changes

这些都是正面的改变

Studies with rats show that new mothers

对老鼠的研究表明新妈妈对危险更敏感

are more sensitive to danger better at multitasking

更善于同时处理多项任务

and bolder in the pursuit of food

寻找食物时也更大胆

I did stick a couple lamp chops in my purse

我的确在皮包里塞了几块羊排

So that's what I was smelling

我说怎么有味道呢

Look even though your brain is different

听着就算你的大脑发生了变化

in many ways it's better

从很多方面来说都是好的

But were you bored

可你不会无聊吗

Of course not

当然不会

You're lying

你在撒谎

Which you can tell because your maternal brain is better

而你可以辨别因为你的母性大脑

at sensing nonverbal cues

对非语言的暗示更敏感了

Now you're just being condescending

你现在就是在口蜜腹剑了

Look at you two for two

看看你两次都猜对了

Uh hold the door

留个门

Hold the door

留个门

Oh Hi Leonard

莱纳德

Didn't you hear me yell "Hold the door"

你没听到我喊留个门吗

I did But you know what they say

我听到了但你知道大家怎么说的

"Hold the door get robbed some more "

"多留个门被闯空门"

No one says that

没有这种说法

Oh Well they should

那他们应该这么说

because it's true and it rhymes

因为这是真的而且还押韵

So where have you been

你去哪里了

Actually I met Bill Gates

实际上我见到了比尔·盖茨

I see

我明白了

You're all in on it

你们还真是煞费苦心呀

Uh nice try

得了吧

It's not an April Fools' joke Sheldon

这不是愚人节玩笑谢尔顿

I actually went to a hotel and met him

我真的去酒店见到了他

Right right Okay so uh

行行行

"Bill Gates" was at the "Hotel" that you "went to "

"比尔·盖茨"就在"你去"的那家"酒店"里

Why is "went to" in quotes

为什么"去"也要加引号

Fine

好吧

So "Bill Gates" was at the "Hotel"

"比尔·盖茨"就在你去的

that you went to

那家"酒店"里

That's you and Bill Gates

这是你和比尔·盖茨

It is

没错

Were you crying No

-你这是哭了吗 -没有

所以

it wasn't a joke and I actually could've met him

这不是玩笑我本来真有机会见他

Well he's probably still there

他应该还在那儿呢

What hotel

哪间酒店

The La Quinta Inn in Thousand Oaks

千橡市的拉昆塔酒店

under the name Hernandez

入住名是赫尔南德斯

Thank you thank you so much

谢谢太谢谢你了

April fools

愚人节快乐

Hey where you been

你到哪儿去了

Uh just hanging out with the guys

跟兄弟们一起

They still mad at me

他们还在生我的气吗

Uh they were but then I was like "Hey "

本来还在生气但我说"嘿"

and they were like "What " And I was like "You know "

他们说"啥" 我又说"你们知道的"

and they were like "Okay "

他们就说"好吧"

You're a good husband

你真是个好丈夫

Well it's not for me to say but you just said it

这不是我说了算的但你这么说了

so you're probably right

所以你应该是对的吧

Well as it turns out

原来

there is a little reception for Mr Gates tomorrow night

明晚有一个为盖茨先生办的接待会

I asked if I could bring you and they said yes

我问能不能带上你他们说可以

What

什么

Yeah you get to meet Bill Gates again

你又可以和比尔·盖茨见面了

Wait what do you mean "again"

等等你说"又见面"是什么意思

'Cause you met him that one time with your mom

因为你跟你妈之前见过他一次

Yes

没错

And then again tomorrow

然后明天又见一次

for a total of two and only two times

总共两次只有这两次

Yeah I wonder if he'll remember you

对不知道他记不记得你

Yeah I wonder that too

我也想知道

The sun is losing about

太阳每秒

six times ten to the 12th grams per second

约减少6x10^12克

so the fraction of the mass it loses every year

所以太阳每年减少的质量百分比

is about ten to the negative 13th

约为10^(-13)

But don't worry

不过别担心哦

It'll be millions of years before we all freeze to death

还要几百万年后我们才会通通冻死

Sweet dreams

做个好梦

Hop on Pop took a dark turn there at the end

《在爸爸身上蹦来跳去》结尾突然阴暗啊

Amy made me realize that new mothers are cognitively primed

艾米让我意识到刚生产完的妈妈

to take in new information and I've been wasting it

吸收新知识的能力是最强的而我却浪费在

making up songs about our babies' toes

瞎编关于我们宝宝脚趾的歌曲上

To be fair I cowrote "Pinky Toe Pinky Toe "

说句公道话《粉粉脚趾》是我俩一起创作的

Evolution gave me this mom brain to focus on the baby

进化论给了我妈妈大脑来专注于宝宝身上

but I figure I can hack it to learn all kinds of new things

但我觉得可以用来学习各种新知识

Well that's great

那好棒啊

Yeah There was a problem and I fixed it

没错出了问题我成功解决了

Like Bob the Builder in that giraffe cage

就像《建筑师巴布》在长颈鹿笼子里那次一样

Spoiler alert

不许剧透

I didn't see that one yet

我还没看那集呢

So that's fun

很开心啊

You get to meet Bill Gates again

你又能见到比尔·盖茨了

It's not fun I'm screwed

不开心我死定了

It's fun for us ‭

我们看好戏看得很开心啊

Maybe he won't remember you

也许他不记得你呢

I snotted on his tie

我的鼻涕喷到他领带上了

Yeah you did like a lot

没错喷了超多

Hello Leonard

你好莱纳德

Thought I'd find you here

我想着你应该在这

You snake

你这毒蛇

What's going on

怎么回事

He sent me all the way to Thousand Oaks to meet Bill Gates

他让我大老远跑去千橡市见比尔·盖茨

距离约70多公里

when he knew full well he wasn't staying there

然而他很清楚人家根本不住在那

Wha Leonard that's terrible

莱纳德那太过分了

Yeah why would you do that

是啊你干嘛这样

You know he's staying at the DoubleTree in Long Beach

你明知道他住在长滩市的希尔顿逸林酒店

距离约50多公里

Wait

等一下

How do I know you're not tricking me

我怎么知道你们不是在骗我

We probably are

我们很可能在说谎

But what if we're not

但万一我们没说谎呢

You think you're so smart

你们都觉得自己很机智对吧

You think I'm going to fall for it again don't you

你们觉得我会再上当一次对吧

Well I won't

我才不会

Where you going

你要去哪

Shut up

闭嘴

Aw are you sure you can't come

你真的不能去吗

I want to but I'm just too sick

我很想去但我病得太严重了

And you really wanted to meet him

可你真的很想见他

I know

就是啊

And I've been trying to hide it so I could go

我试着隐瞒病情好去见他

but I don't want to make him sick

但我不想传染给他

Yeah

对

Yeah you do look pretty pale and clammy

你看起来确实挺苍白虚弱的

Yeah

是啊

Have fun

玩得开心

Well feel better okay

你快点好起来好吗

No that's just my regular pale and clammy

就只是我平常版的苍白病君子样啊

I mean really the bigger danger isn't the loss of mass

真的最大的危机不是质量减少

Instead it will run out of hydrogen to use for nuclear fuel

而是太阳会耗尽用作核燃料的氢

swell up into a red giant and fry the Earth

膨胀变成一个红巨星把地球吞没

So you don't want to split a salad

所以你不想分吃一份沙拉吗

No thank you

不了谢谢

But speaking of splitting things

说到分开

did you hear about the light splitting greenhouse film

你听说过能提高光合作用效率的

that could improve photosynthetic efficiency

分光温室棚膜吗

没有

Just a little something I read

是我在给我制造的人类

while nursing a human being that I made

喂奶时读到的小知识

I'm just gonna get the chicken

我还是点鸡肉吧

Ah N E K C I H C chicken backwards

"鸟又" 鸡反过来的写法

Boom mom brain

屌炸妈妈大脑

And a whole bottle of wine

再加一整瓶红酒

In your face

吃屎吧

Hello

喂

Aw hey sweetie how you feeling

亲爱的你感觉怎么样

Okay I'm just resting

还行我在休息

Well I have a surprise that might make you feel better

我有个惊喜也许能让你感觉好些

Oh really

真的吗

Yeah look who's here

嗯看这是谁呀

Wait I know you

等等我认识你

No you don't

你不认识我

Yes I do

我真的认识

You were waiting for me at my hotel

你之前在我酒店楼下等我

You ruined my tie

你毁了我的领带

Wait what

等等什么

What's he talking about

他在说什么

Uh he uh obviously he's kidding

他很明显是在开玩笑啦

That's a that's a good one Bill

这笑话真逗比尔

I got to go

我先挂了

Stupid Leonard

蠢人莱纳德

meeting stupid Bill Gates

见蠢人比尔·盖茨

without stupid me

不带上蠢蠢的我

对不起

I am so sorry Sheldon

对不起... 谢尔顿

Oh Leonard I can't stay mad at you

莱纳德我怎么忍心一直生你气

Come here

过来

Apology accepted

我接受你的道歉

What's for dinner I'm starving

晚饭吃什么我快饿死了

Hola

"雷猴"

又是这家伙

他哪根筋抽了

How are you ladies doing

女士们好吗

Raise your hands if you're bueno

"猴"就举一下手啊

谁会把孩子交给他照看啊

孩子可能是他偷来的

Me llamo Stuart Bloom

我系斯图尔特·布鲁姆呀

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