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I've never seen him this happy before
我从没见过他这么欢乐
That's because you've never seen him
那是因为你从来没有在
on "Restock the Medicine Cabinet Day "
"医药箱补货日"见过他
Look
你们看
A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine
新出的带麻药局部抗组胺剂呢
I can't wait until I get a rash
好想赶快发疹子来用用看啊
Oh Gas X has a new ultra strength
解胀气药也出了加强版呢
I guess they really do read their mail
看来他们真会看顾客意见邮箱啊
Hey isn't that Professor Proton
那不是质子教授吗
Oh yeah
是啊
Look at him just standing in line
你们看他 像普通人一样排队
like he wasn't moderately famous 30 years ago
好像自己30年前并不是个二流名人似地
Let's go say hello
去跟他打招呼吧
Oh maybe we shouldn't bother him
我们还是别烦人家比较好吧
I'm not going to bother him I'm going to talk to him
我没有要去烦他啊 我是要去跟他聊聊
He thinks there's a difference
他总以为这两者不一样
Arthur
亚瑟
Arthur it's me
亚瑟 是我啊
Sheldon Cooper
谢尔顿·库珀
You may not remember because of your advanced age
你可能因为年事已高忘了我是谁了
Trust me I I remember
相信我 你化成灰我也认得
This is my girlfriend Amy
这位是我的女朋友 艾米
Amy this is television legend Arthur Jeffries
艾米 这位是电视圈传奇亚瑟·杰弗里斯
His science show inspired millions of children
他的科普节目启发了无数孩子
Ho hold on
等 等等
You You have a girlfriend
你... 你有女朋友啊
Yes and I've heard so much about you
是的 久仰大名啊
Hey look we're wearing the same orthopedic shoes
而且你看 我们穿着同款矫正鞋呢
I can't believe I dress like a celebrity
真不敢相信我跟名人穿同样的鞋
O Okay I get it now
现在我明白了
Dr Jeffries hello again Leonard Hofstadter
你好 我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德
Oh oh right I remember your your girlfriend
是你啊 我记得你的女朋友
Is Is she is she here
她... 她在吗
No she's not
她不在这里
So what prescription are you getting filled
你是来补什么药的存货呢
Sheldon Wait I want to guess
-谢尔顿 -别说 让我猜猜
Don't tell me
别告诉我答案
I wasn't going to tell you
我本来就没打算告诉你
Sheldon come on
谢尔顿 别玩了
No no no I'm really good at this
不不不 玩这个我最拿手了
All right give me a hint
好 给我的提示
Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything
是不是跟排某些液体有困难有关
Well given my age that's more than just a lucky guess
看我的年纪就知道 猜中很容易吧
Hey Sheldon let's go mock the people
谢尔顿 我们还是去取笑
buying homeopathic medicine you love that
买顺势疗法药的人吧 你不是很喜欢吗
But I'm hanging out with my friend
但是我现在跟朋友一起
and we're having fun
我们聊得正欢呢
Look how happy he is
你看他多开心
第七季 第七集
生活大爆炸
Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place
妮妮这周五要在家里办闺蜜之夜
You want to do something
不如那晚咱俩出去玩呀
Actually I'm busy Doing what
-那晚我有事呢 -什么事
There's a new sports bar over on Colorado Ave
科罗拉多大街那边开了一家新体育酒吧...
You're going to girls' night Yeah
-你也要去参加闺蜜之夜 -是啦
You know they're making jewelry right
你知道她们是要串珠宝的对吧
You think they came up with that
你以为那主意是她们想出来的吗
They were going to drink beer and play darts
她们本来是要喝啤酒 射飞镖好吗
What's up
怎么样啦[什么上升]
Not his testosterone levels
绝对不是他的睾丸酮水平
Excuse me
别乱说
I happen to be very comfortable with my masculinity
人家对自己的男子气概很满意好咩
How is that possible
这怎么可能
Hey I got an email from Professor Proton
质子教授给我发了电邮
Goody What's it say
好耶 他说什么了
He's working on a paper about nano vacuum tubes
他在写一篇纳米真空管的论文
and wants to know if I'd take a look at it
问我能不能帮他看看
That's strange
奇怪
That he would come to you for that and not me
他居然会找你 而不是找我帮忙
Oh I got two emails from him
我收到他两封电邮呢
"Do you have Leonard's email address "
"你有莱纳德的邮箱吗"
And
还有
"Never mind I found it "
"不用了 我找到了"
I can't believe he picked you over me
他居然会选你不选我
You don't want to read a paper by some old has been
你也不会想看一篇好几十年没正经
who hasn't done any real science in decades
搞过科研的过气老头写的论文呢
Yeah it's nothing to cry about
这有什么好哭诉的
Sheldon Cooper does not cry
谢尔顿·库伯才不哭呢
It's true you'd rust
有道理 你个机器人碰水会生锈
And to think I idolized that man
想到我居然曾经当他是我偶像
And why
我何苦呢
At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony
说到底 他不过也是个好莱坞伪君子罢了
Is it really worth getting upset about
这事情真的值得你不开心吗
They say don't meet your heroes
常言道 别见你心中的英雄
Don't peek behind that curtain of fame and celebrity
不要窥探他们名望与名声背后的真实
because if you do you'll see them as they really are
如果你犯了这禁忌 你会看到真实的他们
degenerate carnival folk
堕落的卖笑戏子
Come on he's a retired kids show host
别这样 他只是个退休的儿童节目主持
That's even worse
这才更糟呢
Using the sweet candy of science
用美好的科学当糖果
to trick children into loving him
骗取小孩对他的爱慕
Pervert
死淫贼
Have you ever thought about
你有仔细想过
why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper
为什么亚瑟没找你读论文吗
Yes I have
我想过
And my only conclusion
我唯一的结论就是
is the prescription he was picking up the other day
他那天在药房买的药
was for cuckoo pills
是要治神经病的
Maybe he found you um a bit much
有可能是他觉得你有点过了吧
That's kind of a stretch
你这话说得才过吧
Look when it comes to social skills
要说社交技巧
I've mastered the big three
我已经掌握了三大技巧
There's the coy smile
首先是腼腆一笑
There's the friendly chuckle
以及友善的轻笑
There's the vocalization of sympathy
以及如何发出同情音
That last one's tricky I'm still working on it
最后这个太难了 我还在练
From what I saw the other day
就我那天看到的情况来看
I could understand why he and
我能理解他或...
some people might find you
有些人可能会觉得你
What
什么
Doesn't matter
算了
No go ahead say it
不行 快说
I know what it is
我知道你想说什么
I've heard it my whole life
我这辈子听过无数遍了
The word's "annoying"
你想说的是"惹人厌"
Go ahead say it
说吧 说吧
Say it Say I'm annoying
快说 说我惹人厌
Sheldon
谢尔顿
Oh it won't hurt my feelings
我才不会觉得受伤
Go ahead Amy say I'm annoying
说吧 艾米 说我惹人厌啊
I'm annoying I'm annoying
我惹人厌 我超级惹人厌
I'm annoying Yeah now uh
我最惹人厌了 没错
Now where are you going
你要去哪里
Look you know you want to say it say it
你知道你想说出口 快说啊
Say I'm annoying Go ahead say it
说我惹人厌 快说啊
Say it Say it Amy say it
说啊 艾米 快说啊
Well she can't stand it when I'm right
这妞不能忍受我是对的就走啊
This is fun
真有意思
I'm going to feel like such a vixen wearing jewelry
我会像戴着珠宝的那种傲娇的贵妇
that doesn't have a list of medications I'm allergic to
只不过我不会对一大堆药物过敏
Penny how's it going over there
佩妮 你做得怎么样
Good I'm just having little trouble with the glue
很好 只是我有点搞不定胶水
How do you not know how to use glue
你难道不会用胶水吗
Did you ditch pre school
你学前班老逃课了吧
Yeah but only because I was dating a second grader
是啊 当时我忙着跟二年级的学生约会呢
Hello everyone
各位好啊
Okay let me have it
好吧 你想说什么就说吧
Let's hear all the "Raj is a girl" jokes
你只管开"拉杰是娘们"的玩笑好了
Nope
你想错了
Bernadette told me it isn't nice and I'm not allowed
伯纳黛特说这样不对 她不许我这样
Thank you
那还真是多谢了
So I won't be making fun of you
所以我不会嘲笑你
or the things you like
也不会耻笑你喜欢的事物
or the fact that you just want to have fun
更不会讥笑你"只想玩乐"的事实
源自辛迪·劳帕的著名单曲《Girls Just Wanna Have Fun 女孩们只想玩乐》
Howie stop
华仔 别说了
Come on look at what I'm making
过来看看我做的东西
Oh that's actually pretty nice
还挺好看的嘛
I'm making a bracelet
我在做手镯
Yeah I'm just making a mess
而我做的是"一团糟"
You know instead of beads and glue
你们其实可以拿我的焊铁玩
you guys can use my soldering iron
而不是在这光玩珠子和胶水
You'd be able to make much cooler stuff
这样你们可以做更酷的东西
Oh I think we're doing just fine thank you
我觉得这样就挺好 谢啦
Actually I'd kind of like to try that Me too
-老实说 我想试试 -我也是
Be right back
马上给你们拿来
When did I have pistachios
我胳膊上怎么黏有开心果
Arthur
亚瑟
Arthur
亚瑟
Arthur
亚瑟
Door knocker
门环
That's TV money
从那个电视节目赚的吧
同名DIY电视节目
Sheldon what are you doing here
谢尔顿 你来这儿干嘛
I'm sorry did I wake you
抱歉 我吵醒你了吗
Of course you woke me it's 7 30
当然啦 现在都晚上7点半了
Well I would have been here sooner
本来我可以早点到的
but for some reason your home
但不知道为什么
isn't on this map of Hollywood stars
你家不在"好莱坞明星之家"这幅地图上
What do you want Sheldon
你找我有事吗 谢尔顿
It's been pointed out by my girlfriend
我的女朋友指出
that I may have been annoying to you
那天我可能惹到你了
She sounds like a keeper
这么懂事的姑娘你可别放手
Anyway I wanted to apologize
总之我想跟你道歉
I am truly sorry
真的很对不起
All right apology accepted Have a nice night
好的 我接受你的道歉 晚安
No no now that we've cleared the air
不 还有呢 既然我们冰释前嫌
I wanted to discuss another matter with you
我还想跟你商量一件事
Sheldon in a couple hours I have to get up
谢尔顿 再过两个小时 我就得起床
pee and then wander around the house
尿个尿 然后在房子里游荡[梦游]
Well then I'll make this quick
那我长话短说
Um I want to talk about the paper you sent Leonard
我想跟你谈谈你发给莱纳德那篇论文
Now I know he said it's promising
我知道他说可行性很高
and he's going to collaborate on it
他也打算跟你合作
but now that you and I are friends again
但现在我们又是朋友了
I am at your disposal
我随时听候您差遣
Frankly lending my name and reputation to it will help
坦白说 借助我的名字和声望会对论文大有帮助
because a lot of people think that you're a washed up has been
因为很多人都认为你已经是"过气的前浪"
Or dead
或已经"死在沙滩上"了
I should be so lucky
那我真是走了大运啊
So uh what do you say
那你觉得怎么样
You know if it's all the same with you
如果你还是跟以前一样
I think I'll stick with Leonard
那我还是继续跟莱纳德合作吧
It's because I'm annoying right
因为我惹人厌 对吧
I know it is Say it
我知道 说啊
Say it Say I'm annoying
快说 说我惹人厌
Good night Say it
-晚安 -说啊
Arthur say it Say I'm annoying
亚瑟 说啊 说我惹人厌
Say it Say it
说啊 快说啊
I'm annoying Say it
说我惹人厌
You're annoying
你超级惹人厌
Wow that really hurt
人家好伤心啊
If you would have told me when I was a kid
如果在我小时候 有人跟我说
that someday I would be doing science
我长大后会有机会
next to Professor Proton
跟质子教授一起做实验
I would not have believed you
我一定不会相信
If someone had told me
如果有人跟我说
that people would still call me Professor Proton
人们在我83岁的时候
when I was 83 years old
还会称我为"质子教授"
I never would have quit smoking
我肯定不会戒烟
I'm sorry Dr Jeffries I'm just excited
抱歉 杰弗里斯博士 我只是太兴奋了
This nano vacuum tube idea of yours is really interesting
你对于纳米真空管的想法很有意思
Hello Leonard
你好啊 莱纳德
Oh hello Arthur
你好 亚瑟
What an odd coincidence that you're both here
你们俩都在这里 真是意外的巧合呀
Why is it odd
有什么巧合的
Because as it just so happens I'm also spending the day
因为碰巧的是 我今天也跟一位
with a beloved children's television science personality
深受儿童喜爱的电视科学明星在一起
Isn't that right new friend and colleague
对不对呀 我的新友兼新同事
美国科教节目《比尔·奈教科学》主持人
Bill Nye the Science Guy
教科学的比尔·奈
Sorry I replaced you with a newer model
不好意思 我用新型号替换了你
Wow Arthur Jeffries
亚瑟·杰弗里斯
It's an honor to meet you
见到您真是太荣幸了
My show never would have happened without yours
没有您的铺垫 也不会有我的节目
That's what I told my lawyers
所以我跟我律师说你是抄袭我
Mr Nye hello
奈先生 你好
I'm sorry he got you involved in this nonsense
被他把你卷进这无谓的纷争里 真是抱歉
He said I'd be speaking to a class
他说是请我来给学生上课的
No I said you were teaching someone a lesson
不对 我是说请你来给某人上一课[教训]
Now let's go
好了 走吧
What are you guys working on
你们在研究什么呢
Oh uh we're making nano vacuum tubes
我们在研制纳米真空管
That's interesting
很有意思嘛
Haven't you stolen enough from me
你从我这里偷的哽还不够吗
Back off bow tie
走开啦 领结男
Hey guys
各位
What do you think
这一副怎么样
Wow Penny good job
佩妮 做得真漂亮
Thanks Target $4 99
谢了 在商场买的 4块99
I'm getting a drink
我再去倒一杯酒
What are you working on
你在做什么呢
Oh I'm making a necklace for my mom
帮我妈做一串项链
That's sweet
真孝顺
Yeah she and my dad are going through
最近她和我爸的
a bit of a rough patch so
关系有点紧张
I wanted to do something to let her know
所以我想表示一下让她知道
I was thinking about her
我挂念着她
What's going on with them
他们干嘛吵架呢
They're just having a little trouble communicating
他们有点小小的沟通不良
My dad says it's because the sound of my mom's voice
我爸说我妈的声音
makes him want to tear his ears off
让他想把自己耳朵揪下来
and sew them over his eyes
再缝在他的眼睛上
so he never has to look at her again
这样他就永远不用再看见她了
Hi
Hey guys Hello
-大家好啊 -嗨
Look who's here to put
看看是谁把
犹太和珠宝音似
the "Jew" In "Jewelry Night"
"犹太人"带进"珠宝之夜"了
Oh sure so it's fine when you say it
种族笑话你自己说就没关系是吧
Sorry we're late
抱歉我们迟到了
I wanted to swing by the lab
我顺便去了实验室
and pick up some even cooler tools for us to use
把更给力的工具给搬来了
I didn't know you were coming again
我没想到你居然又出现了
Well last week was a blast
上周还挺好玩的
Plus I thought you might like having a guy here
再说 我想你们也愿意有个男士陪伴吧
It was not funny
其实一点也不好笑
So what tools did you bring
那你带了什么工具来
Everything we need to make jewelry molds
各种制作珠宝模子的工具
Here's some silver a crucible
银 坩埚
and an acetylene torch to melt it down
还有用来融化的乙炔炬
Ooh that looks like fun
这个看起来有意思
Maybe you should master glue
还是等你先搞定胶水
before you move on to fire
再学习玩火吧
Okay who's up first
好了 谁想先玩啊
Rajesh do you want to make a bracelet for your mom
拉杰什 你想再做一副和那项链
to go with the necklace
搭配的手镯送给你妈吗
No thanks
不用了
I was gonna make a necklace for my mom
我也想给我妈做一串项链
but unfortunately she doesn't have a neck
可惜 她胖得脖子都没有
She's just chins and fat and feet
她下巴之下是脂肪 脂肪之下就是脚
Okay we're almost ready to go
好 我们马上就可以开始了
Once we bond the wires we can test the tubes
把线连上 就可以开始测试这些管子了
This is so exciting I I feel
太让人激动了 我觉得
like I'm 75 again
就像重新回到75岁一样
Oh God
老天爷
What what is it
出...什么事了
Sheldon just sent me a picture
谢尔顿发了一张
of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies
他和比尔·奈一起喝冰沙的照片
Can can I ask you a question
我 我能问个问题吗
Yeah sure
当然 问吧
W Why do you put up with Sheldon
你怎么能忍受谢尔顿这种人啊
Oh uh you know because we're friends
因为我们是朋友呀
Why
为什么呀
Wow you ask really hard questions Yeah
-你真喜欢给人出难题 -当然
Look I I know he can be aggravating
我知道他总是惹人厌
but what you have to remember is that
但你要知道
he's not doing it on purpose
他不是故意的
It's just how he is
只是他这人天性如此
But he's also loyal and trustworthy
其实他很忠诚也很可靠
and we have fun together
我们在一起挺开心的
You you know you're describing a dog
你...你知道自己是在描述一只狗吧
He did bite me once
他的确咬过我一次
But in his defense
但他解释说
I came up behind him while he was eating so
我在他进食时突然从背后冒出来 所以
Yeah they they hate that
狗都不喜欢那样
You know what Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met
谢尔顿是我遇见过的最聪明的家伙
And he's a little broken and he needs me
他并不是完人 所以才需要我
I guess I need him too
我大概也需要他吧
Why why is that
为 为什么呢
Boy you will not let this go will you
你非得打破沙锅问到底 是吧
Oh geez
我的天
Another photo from Sheldon
又是谢尔顿发来的照片吗
No I have to go pick him up
不是 我得去接他一下
Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place
比尔·奈把他抛弃在冰沙店了
He probably stole his wallet too
大概把他的钱包也顺手偷走了
You know if you guys are interested
如果你们感兴趣的话
there's a technique where I can take a lock of your hair
有种技术可以让我把你们的一束头发
refine it into carbon dust
提炼成碳粉
and use the hydraulic press at work
然后用实验室的液压器
to turn it into a tiny little diamond
把它转变成一颗小小的钻石
with your DNA in it
里面还有你自己的DNA哦
Oh that's amazing
太神奇了吧
Yeah See Bernie's engagement ring
看到妮妮订婚戒指了吗
He's kidding
他开玩笑的
If that were true it'd be so much bigger
真是这样 钻石会大得多
"My name is Howard
我叫霍华德
I can make your hair into diamonds
我可以把你的毛发变成钻石
My mom is morbidly obese
我妈有病态肥胖症
Everybody love me "
人人都爱我
Whoa where is that coming from
为啥一股很不爽我的口气
I'll tell you where it's coming from
我告诉你为什么
All you do is make fun of me for coming to girls' night
你之前嘲笑我参加闺蜜之夜
and now you're here ruining it for everyone
现在你又跑来这里毁了大家的好时光
Raj cool it
拉杰 淡定
he's gonna make us hair diamonds
他要给咱们做钻石呢
How am I ruining anything
我怎么毁了你们的好时光
I'm just trying to help you make better jewelry
我只是想帮你把珠宝做得更好
But this isn't about the jewelry
但是重点不在珠宝
This is about me having a place
而在于在这里
where I can open up about my feelings
我可以敞开心扉 无所不谈
Since when can't you open up with me
你什么时候开始不能对我敞开心扉谈了
There are just some things
有些话题
that I feel more comfortable sharing with the girls
我觉得和姑娘们说更自在
because they won't make fun of me
因为她们不会嘲笑我
or and call me names or ask me if my
不会给我取绰号 或是问我
"Koothrapanties are in a bunch "
库萨帕里你的内裤是不是卷在了一起
意为因为小事就发脾气
Buddy I was just joking around
兄弟 我那是开玩笑的
Yeah well sometimes your jokes hurt
有时候你的玩笑很伤人
Well you're right
你说得对
I didn't realize I was making you feel that way
我没意识到会让你有这种感受
It was very brave of you to tell me
你能坦白告诉我真是太勇敢了
Thank you
谢谢
It wasn't easy
对我来说不容易
They're gonna have sex before Sheldon and I do
他们会抢在我和谢尔顿之前先上床
I know it
我就知道
Arthur
亚瑟
Hi Sheldon
你好 谢尔顿
I'm surprised to see you here
真意外在这里看见你
Yeah me too
我也意外
Somewhere around the third floor
我爬到三楼时
I began to see a white light
我眼前都开始出现白光了[回光返照]
I'll get Leonard
我去叫莱纳德
No no no I'm
不用 我...
If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye
如果你想通过我的关系找比尔·奈
I can't help you
我帮不了你
I've been informed that he's now
我已经被通知他现在是
Bill Nye the Restraining Order Guy
限制令男比尔·奈
No I'm
不是 我...
I I was thinking if it isn't too much trouble
我想 如果不太麻烦的话
I'd like to get your opinion about my my paper
我希望你给我的论文提提意见
Thank you
谢谢
It would be an honor
这是我的荣幸
Oh Uh great
太好了
Well actually I don't need that
其实你可以不用给我稿子了
I hacked into your e mail account and read it
我已经黑进你的邮箱看过了
And what did you think
那你觉得如何
Well first I think the fact that
首先 我觉得
you use your birthday as a password
你使用生日作为邮箱密码
is embarrassing
这个错误太丢人
Thank you
多谢提醒
Second um
第二
I thought your paper was inspired
我觉得你的论文极具启发性
Oh well that that means a lot to me
你的肯定对我来说意义重大
Can I invite you in for tea
进来喝杯茶好吗
Uh no no I I really
不用了 我真的得...
I have I have to run
我得走了
Hey Arthur How are you
亚瑟 你好吗
Well I guess one cup wouldn't hurt
喝一杯也无妨
Oh hey buddy what's up
兄弟 什么事
Well I was feeling bad about how I acted the other night
我为自己那天晚上的表现感到内疚
so I made you a little something
所以我给你做了个小礼物
You didn't have to do that
这么客气干嘛呀
Well it was fun
很有趣
I used some of the jewelry techniques you taught us
我运用了你教我们的珠宝制作技艺
It's a lightsaber belt buckle
这是一个光剑皮带扣
Wow this is so cool thanks
太厉害了 谢谢
Oh gets better
好戏在后头
And that's not even the best part See
更精彩的好戏还在后面 瞧
I have one too
我也有一个
Check it out
你瞧
You can wear yours and we can have little sword fights
你可以戴上你的 咱们随时可以来一场
whenever we want
激情小剑大比拼
Yeah and my eighth favorite episode of Professor Proton
质子教授节目 我心中排名第八的那集是
was "Alka Seltzer Rocket "
泡腾剂式消化片火箭
You said "Plop plop fizz fizz
你说 扑通扑通 嘶嘶嘶嘶
oh what a blast off it is "
精彩的发射来一次
Remember Remember that
记得吗 记得这集吗
Remember
记得吗
He can't help it He can't
他就是这德行 就是这样
He really can't
他真的没办法
You wait here
你等着
I'll get some Alka Seltzer
我去拿些消化片
we can build that rocket
我们可以造出火箭
and we can shoot it at Bill Nye's house
然后朝着比尔·奈家发射
As long as I'm not within 500 feet of it
只要我离他超过五百英尺范围就行
So you uh
那么 你...
you have you have any
你有没有
single grandmothers
单身的奶奶或外婆
Sorry they're both married Good
-抱歉 两位都嫁人了 -很好
H Happily
婚姻幸福吗