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第三季第六集

生活大爆炸

Kites ho

风筝嗬

Kites ho

风筝嗬

Excuse me

不好意思

You're misusing the word "ho "

你们误用了"嗬"这个词

It's an interjection used to call attention

这是用于引起目标注意的感叹词

to a destination not an object as in uh "Land ho "

而不是物体例如"停下嗬"

Or uh "Westward ho "

或者"向西嗬"

Kites ho

风筝嗬

Hey guys Whatcha doin'

各位好在忙什么

Going out to discover electricity

出去发现电的存在吗

If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin

如果你说的是本杰明·富兰克林的成果

he did not "discover electricity "

他没有"发现电的存在"

he merely used a kite to determine

他只是利用风筝证明

that lightning "consists" of electricity

闪电"带"电

He also invented the Franklin stove

他还发明了富兰克林壁炉式取暖炉

bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter

双光眼镜和灵活导尿管

Kites ho

风筝嗬

We're heading out for some kite fighting

我们准备去斗风筝

"Kite fighting" Oh yeah

-斗风筝 -对

It's an extremely competitive cutthroat sport

一项极具竞争性和激烈性的运动

Well actually the risk of throat cutting is very low

其实割到喉咙的风险很低

On the other hand severe string burn is a real

另外严重被线擦伤才是真实

and ever present danger

且经常发生的危险

You want to come watch

你想来观战吗

Oh gee

天啊

Sounds amazing

听着很不错

But um I've got some friends coming over

不过我有些朋友会过来

Not a big thing we're just

没什么大事

gonna watch the Nebraska game

只是聚在一起看内布拉斯加比赛

Oh Football sure

橄榄球行

Good guess

猜得好

I would've invited you but I know you're not a football fan

我本想叫上你但我知道你不是球迷

No no I'm not so great

对当然很好

You've got plans

你能做自己喜欢的事

doing something you like I've got plans

我也能做自己喜欢的事

doing something I like so it's good

这样很好

Well maybe we'll hang out later

我们能迟些再聚

you know after everybody's gone

等大家都走了

Yeah great

行可以

See ya

再见

Well this sucks

太逊了

I'm sorry I got bored and drifted off

抱歉我觉得无聊开小差了

Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie

什么东西很逊

Leonard just realized that Penny's been hiding him

莱纳德刚发现佩妮不想带他见朋友

from her friends because he's a tiny little man

因为莱纳德是个身材矮小

who flies kites

又喜欢放风筝的人

Oh that certainly would suck

这当然会很逊

Wolowitz is trying to outflank us

沃罗威茨想侧翼包围咱们

Let out some string add altitude

你放线飞高点

and I'll go under and cut his line

我从下方偷袭割他的线

Why wouldn't Penny want her friends to meet me

为什么佩妮不想让她朋友认识我

Focus Leonard focus

集中精神比赛莱纳德

The heat of battle is upon us

战斗的热浪迎面而来

The dogs of war are unleashed

战争的恶犬已被释放

Maybe Koothrappali's right

或许库萨帕里说得对

Maybe I embarrass her

也许我让她囧了

You're embarrassing me right now

你现在就让我囧了

A grown man worrying about such nonsense

一个大男人在放风筝的时候

when in the middle of flying kites

居然担心这种无聊东西

Sorry

对不起

Sorry won't bring their kites down

道歉可打不下对方的风筝

String burn String burn

被线擦伤痛痛

Oh they think we're flanking

他们以为我们想侧翼包围

They're playing right into our hands

正中我们下怀

On the count of three we execute the flying scissor

我数到三使出绝杀飞剪

One two

一二

Whoa

哇

Did you see that See what

-看到没 -什么

That chick she smiled at me

那个小妞她冲我笑

No she didn't Yes she did

-没有 -有

Come on scissors scissors

快飞剪飞剪

Hold my line Wait

-帮我拿着 -等等

What are you doing

你去干什么

I can't scissors by myself

我没法单独使出飞剪

Howard Come back

霍华德回来

Victory

胜利

Son of a bitch

狗娘养的

You're a sucky friend you know that

你真是垃圾朋友知道吗

A sucky sucky friend

比垃圾还垃圾的朋友

What was supposed to do

我能怎样

She gave me that "come hither" look

她冲我那么诱惑一笑

If she gave you any look at all it was a "you suck" look

就算她冲你笑那也是笑你很逊

I would've caught up to her if I hadn't pulled a hammy

如果没有拉伤大腿我就能追上她

Oh please you weigh 80 pounds

拜托你才80磅重

You don't have a hammy

哪有什么大腿肌肉

So Penny doesn't want me around her friends

佩妮不想带我见朋友

I embarrass her What else could it be

我让她囧了有其他可能吗

Well her actions

她的行为

could be out of concern for your feelings

能理解为顾及你的感受

Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings

也许她不让你参加聚会

because she's scouting for a new mate

是因为她想物色新配偶

and don't want to do it in front of you

但不想让你看到

Oh how kind of her

她真贴心

Agreed

同意

Most primates don't show that sort of discretion

大多数灵长类动物没有这种判断力

A female bonobo will copulate with a new male

雌性倭黑猩猩会在前配偶面前

in front of the old one

与新配偶交配

without so much as a "how do you do "

根本不会想"你怎么样"

You always do this you know

你老是这样知道吗

You ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with

抛下我去追没有机会追到的女人

I totally had a shot With a woman

我完全有机会

you were chasing through a park

在公园追逐一名女子

that's not a shot that's a felony

这不叫机会这叫重罪

What's worse it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite

搭上我赢回来的帕唐风筝更罪加一等

Sheldon I don't suppose there's any chance

谢尔顿能不能行行好

you could give me my kite back

把风筝还给我

I'm sorry Raj but the rules of aerial warfare

对不起拉杰空战的规则

dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor

规定战败的风筝归胜者

And without rules the competition has no meaning

没有规则比赛就没有意义

And without meaning

没有比赛意义

the following would be an empty gesture

下面的动作就只会是个空洞的姿态

I have your kite

你的风筝归我了

How was your football party

你的橄榄球派对如何

It was pretty good We won Oh wow

-很不错我们赢了 -哇

That's excellent

太棒了

It's a weird figure of speech isn't it

你不觉得这个比喻很怪吗

"We won" when you weren't actually playing

不是我们在玩却说"我们赢了"

When we watch Star Wars

当我们看《星球大战》的时候

we don't say "We defeated the Empire "

我们不会说"我们打败了帝国"

I'm glad to hear it

很高兴听你这么说

Oh hey on a related subject

对了还有个相关问题

Are you embarrassed to have me around your friends

我跟你朋友在一起会让你觉得有失颜面吗

Oh my god no

天呐当然不会

Why would you ask that

为什么要这么问

Well you know I just noticed

我才发现

I haven't really met any of them

我还没见过他们呢

Sure you have

你肯定见过

Yeah no I met the huge ex boyfriend

对我见过你那高大的前男友

and the smaller yet still larger than me ex boyfriend

还有小一点但还是比我高大的前男友

By the way were they here today

顺便问一下他们今天来了吗

Of course not Of course not

-当然没有 -当然没有

Why would they be Why would I ask

为什么要来为什么我会问

Why am I rambling Why don't you stop me

为什么我这么无厘头为什么你不制止我

Leonard look

莱纳德

if you want to meet my friends that would be great

如果你想见我的朋友当然很好啦

I just you know I didn't want you to be bored

我只是不想让你觉得太无聊

I wouldn't be bored

我才不会觉得无聊呢

Why would I be bored

为什么我会无聊

Well 'cause they're not genius scientists

因为他们不是天才科学家啊

Penny I like all sorts of people

佩妮我喜欢各种各样的人

In fact some of my best friends aren't geniuses

事实上我最好的一些朋友并不是天才

Like who

比如说

Okay some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses

好吧我的某些Facebook朋友不是天才

My point is if we're going to be a couple

重点在于如果我们要成为一对

I should be friends with your friends

我应该是你朋友的朋友

Okay great Well then why don't you

好啊太棒了那你下周六

come over next Saturday and watch the game with us

跟我们一起看橄榄球比赛吧

Another football game

又有橄榄球赛吗

They have them every week

橄榄球赛每周都有的

Did not know that

不知道这回事

You wanted to meet my friends Sure

-你想见我的朋友 -当然

Sure just I don't know much about football

当然但是我对橄榄球不大了解

Oh that's okay a lot of the guys'

那没关系很多男生的

girlfriends don't know football

女朋友完全不懂橄榄球

They just kind of drink and talk in the kitchen

她们就只在厨房边喝酒边聊天

Great

"真不错"

Okay a complete pass

好的成功的传球

First down New England

一档新英格兰

I think I'm starting to get this

我觉得我开始有点明白了

Really

真的吗

The only thing I've learned in the last two hours

过去两小时中我唯一学到的

is that American men love drinking beer

就是美国男人喜欢喝啤酒

pee too often and have trouble getting erections

尿太多导致勃起障碍

Focus on the game not the commercials Raj

把精力放比赛上而不是广告拉杰

I'm just saying maybe if you people cut back on the beer

我只是说如果人们能减少啤酒摄入

you could get out of the bathroom

就可以从厕所中解脱出来

and satisfy your women without pharmaceutical help

在不使用医药帮助的情况下满足他的女人

Raj what are you doing here

拉杰你在这儿干嘛呢

You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa

你本该帮我改装我的小摩托

I'm sorry

对不起

are you under the impression that we're still friends

你还沉浸在我们仍是朋友的印象中吗

Oh come on

别这样

You're not still grinding on the kite thing are you

你不会还在纠结风筝的事情吧

It's not just the kite thing

这不仅仅是风筝的事情

Every time we go some place you think you can just

每次我们出去玩你都认为你可以随时

dump me whenever someone prettier comes along

把我丢下去追路过的漂亮美眉

even though you don't have a shot with them

尽管你跟她们完全没可能

I had a shot with that jogger

我跟那个跑步的有可能成的

Fine Paint green flames on your little scooter with her

行啊那找她与你一起往你的小绵羊上画绿焰去

It's not a little scooter

那不是小绵羊

It's the second biggest Vespa they make

那是他们造的第二大小摩托

Are you watching football

你在看橄榄球

There's no fooling you

没跟你开玩笑

Now what is this sacks statistic they put up there

屏幕上的"sacks"数据又是什么

All I know about Sacks is my mother shops there

我只知道我妈经常去"Sacks"商店买东西

Sacks sacks

Sacks, sacks...

It's football nom for when a quarterback is tackled

这是个橄榄球术语用于四分卫

behind the line of scrimmage

在启球线之后被擒倒

Scrimmage

启球

The line of scrimmage is the imaginary transverse line

启球线是一条假想的横截线

separating the offense from the defense

用于区分进攻方与防守方

Sheldon knows football

谢尔顿懂橄榄球

Apparently

很显然他懂

I mean Quidditch sure But football

魁地奇他肯定懂橄榄球他也懂?

Sheldon how do you know this stuff

谢尔顿你怎么知道这个

I grew up in Texas

我可是在德克萨斯长大的

Football is ubiquitous in Texas

橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在

Pro football college football

职业橄榄球大学橄榄球

high school football peewee football

高中橄榄球初中橄榄球

In fact every form of football except the original

事实上所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的

European football

欧式橄榄球

Which most Texans believe to be a Commie plot

而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋

Unbelivable

真难以置信

If you're interested I also know all about frying meat

如果你感兴趣我还知道所有

that isn't chicken as if it were chicken

似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识

So you could teach me

那你能教我吗

Football or chicken fried meats

橄榄球还是炸肉排

Football

橄榄球

I'm going to Penny's on Saturday

我周日要去佩妮家

to watch a game with her friends

跟她的朋友们看比赛

and I don't want to look like an idiot I want to blend in

我不想自己看上去像个白痴我想融入进去

If you want to blend in with Penny's friends

如果你想融入佩妮的朋友圈

I'd think looking like an idiot

我觉得扮作个白痴

would be the perfect camouflage

会是完美的伪装

Come on Sheldon please teach me about football

别这样谢尔顿教我橄榄球吧

It'll be fun

会很有趣的

That's exactly what my father said

这跟我爸说的完全一样

"Come to the games Watch the games "

"来看球赛吧去看球赛吧"

Week in and week out from the time

周复一周的

I was five until I went off to college

从五岁直到我上大学

Longest seven years of my life

人生当中最漫长的七年

Please I'm asking you as a friend

求你了这是朋友的请求

Are you making this a tier one friendship request

你要将这作为一级友情请求吗

Yes

是的

Fine

那好吧

I really appreciate this Yeah yeah

-我非常感谢 -算了算了

All right Poindexter sit down shut up and listen

那好呆子闭嘴坐下听好

I'm sorry

你说啥

That's how my father always began

我老爸每次讲到橄榄球的话题

our football conversations

都是这个开场白

And if you'd like

如果你想的话

after the game

比赛后

I'll take you outside and teach you how to shoot

我还可以带你出去

Close enough to racoon that craps itself

教你射会自己便便的浣熊

When are you going to stop making Cylon toast

你能别再摆弄赛昂吐司了吗(太空堡垒卡拉狄加里的人类天敌)

When I have enough to destroy all the human toast

待我囤积的吐司大军足以毁灭传说中

on the battlestar known as Galactica

太空堡垒卡拉狄加上的人类吐司之后

Is that what you're wearing to watch football at Penny's

你就穿这去佩妮那儿看橄榄球吗

What's wrong with a football jersey

这件球衣咋不对劲了

Nothing

没啥

That however appears to be a football cocktail dress

只是看上去更像特制橄榄球鸡尾酒

I's the smallest size they had

这是最小号的

except the one for dogs

除了狗狗衫以外

I can't believe they had one for dogs

难以置信居然还有专门的狗狗衫

Oh yes

当然有了

Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas

犬类球迷在德州司空见惯

Cats however refuse to wear sporting apparel

但是猫咪却不肯穿运动服

My sister found that out the hard way

我姐有过惨痛教训

Anyway wish me luck

管他的祝我好运吧

Leonard wait

等等莱纳德

Am I correct in assuming that your attempt to be accepted

你是想通过结交佩妮的朋友

by Penny's peers is based on your desire to ensure

来维持你俩间的性爱关系

your continuing mating privileges with her

我这么假设没错吧

Well I wouldn't put it exactly that way

对我来说不尽然如此

How would you put it

那到底是怎样

Yeah okay like you said

好吧其实就是你说的那样

Huh Seems like an awful lot of trouble

看来要经历一段性关系

to go through for intercourse

还真是麻烦得要命

Don't you have access to women who will do it for money

你就不能花钱找个妓女吗

By the way

顺便

Another accepted usage for the term "ho "

在这种语境下也可以"嗬"一声

Good bye Sheldon

再见谢尔顿

Hold on

等下

I believe that social convention

我认为按照社会传统规定

dictate you not arriving empty handed

你可不能两手空空地上门

Would you like to bring some Cylon toast

带些赛昂吐司吧

Yeah no I'm trying to fit in not get laughed at

不带我想融入其中才不想被嘲笑

What's funny about Cylon toast

赛昂吐司有啥好笑

It's open

门没锁

Hey pal

好啊哥们儿

What do you want

你来干嘛

I brought you a little gift

我给你带了件小礼物

New kite

一只新风筝

The kite you made me lose was an authentic Patang

你害我输掉的那只可是正宗的帕唐风筝

Indian fighting kite

是我兄弟从新德里给我寄来的

that my brother sent to me from New Delhi

印度战斗风筝

It took me a day to put together and two days to paint

我组装了一整天两天用来上色

This is Hello Kitty

而这是Hello Kitty

Yeah but it comes with a little coin purse

没错但这可附带一只零钱袋呢

Does a Patang

帕唐风筝有吗

Wow you just don't get it do you

你还是不懂是吗

Buying me something pretty isn't going

就算你给我买什么可爱的小玩意

to make our problem just go away

也不能解决问题

Look I admit I haven't always been

听我说我有时候的确

the best friend I could be

不是一个绝佳好友

You've been a sucky friend a sucky sucky friend

你根本就是超级烂友烂到极点

Stipulated

没说错

And you do it all the time

你一直都这样

Last week in the mall at Radio Shack we were looking

上周在Radio Shack商场(美国电子产品零售商)

for a phone with giant numbers for your mother

我们在帮你妈找一部超大号码键的电话

and I suddenly realize you're not even there

而我一转眼你居然就不见了

I know I know And Where were you

-我知道 -你去哪儿了

Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick

被HDOS快餐店的一个女孩儿勾走了

But in my defense she was gorgeous

听我解释她实在很火辣嘛

And working that squeezer to make the lemonade

一边用榨汁机做柠檬汁

going and down and up and down

一边上下扭腰摆臀的

It was like a free pole dance

简直就是在美食天地中

right in the middle of the food court

免费欣赏钢管舞嘛

You're impossible

你真是不可理喻

Hey at least I can talk to women

至少我不用喝醉酒

without being drunk

就能和女人交谈自如

Excuse me I have selective mutism

不好意思我这是选择性缄默症

a recognized medical disorder

被鉴定为是生理疾病

You're just a douche

你呢你不过是个脑残

No You know what

不知道吗

Maybe that's what this whole thing's about

也许这才是原因

You're not mad at me

你不是在生我的气

you're mad at yourself

而是气你自己

No I'm mad at you

不我就是生你的气

I hate myself but I'm mad at you

我是讨厌自己但我还是生你的气

Fine You're mad at me I get it

好吧你生我气我明白

How about we go spend the day together

何不今天咱一起过

Just the two of us

就我们俩

We'll go anywhere you want

你想去哪儿都成

I don't know

我不知道

Come on

别这样嘛

Let me take you someplace nice

我带你去好玩的地方

I I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits

我很喜欢沥青坑博物馆(展出动物化石的公园)

Really now With the traffic and the parking

现在去那交通和停车问题

Okay fine

管他的走

The Tar Pits Let's go

沥青坑我们来啦

Oh why can't I stay mad at you

我怎么就对你没辙呢

Go Go Go

上啊上啊

Go go go go Yes

快上太好了

Are you people watching this

你们没看到吗

Is this amazing or what

这真是太棒了

Sweetie that's a highlight

亲爱的现在放的是

from the '98 championship game

98年冠军赛的比赛集锦

Oh Did not know that

我不知道

How much beer have you had None why

-你喝了多少 -没喝怎么

Oh I was just kind of hoping you were drunk

没啥我只是希望你喝醉了

Now we're back live Okay yeah

-现在回到现场直播了 -好

I can see the difference

我能看出跟之前的差别

Oh where's the flag That's intentional grounding

怎么不掷黄旗那绝对是故意出界

Totally That completely was a forward pass

-绝对的 -那完全就是个向前传球

Which they threw intentionally incomplete

也就是说他们故意传球不成功

To avoid loss of yardage or to conserve time

以免被罚码数或为了节省时间

I can't believe they're not

我真不敢相信裁判甚至不

Being penalized with the loss of a down

罚掉他们失去一次进攻机会

And by having to move the line of scrimmage

并将启球线

Back to the spot of the foul

移回到犯规的地方重新开始进攻

Here have some pizza sweetie

来吃块披萨亲爱的

Penny you know I'm lactose intolerant

佩妮你知道我有乳糖不耐症的

I know I just need you stop talking

我知道我只想让你别说话

Penny Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮佩妮

Sheldon come in Thank you

-谢尔顿进来吧 -谢谢

I'd like to make a sandwich but I'm out of bread

我想做三明治但没面包了

There's some in the fridge

冰箱里有

You shouldn't keep your bread in the refrigerator

你不该把面包放冰箱里的

Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules

淀粉分子间的结晶作用会让面包变硬

Which occurs faster at cool temperatures

在低温条件下这一过程会加速

On Earth we say "thank you "

在地球上我们都说"谢谢"

So Leonard how goes the mimesis

莱纳德鹦鹉学舌得怎么样

"Mimesis"

鹦鹉学舌

You know Mimesis

你知道的鹦鹉学舌

An action in which the mimic takes on the properties

就是鹦鹉学着某个特定的目标或人物

of a specific object or organism

模仿他们的行为

Mimesis

鹦鹉学舌

What the hell are you talking about

你到底在说什么啊

I'm attempting to communicate with you

我是在跟你交流

Without my meaning becoming apparent to those around you

又不想让你周围的人明白

Let me try again

我再试一次好了

Have the indigenous fauna

这几个"本地物种"

Accepted you as one of their own

接受你为他们中一员了吗

Nudge nudge wink wink

咯吱咯吱使使眼色

Oh I guess so

我想是吧

Good Oh FYI

很好顺便提醒你

After I eat my sandwich I'm taking Koothrappali's

我吃完三明治之后我就带库萨帕里的

Patang kite out for a test run

帕唐风筝出去试飞一下

Would you like to get your delta wing raptor and join me

你想带着你的三角翼猛禽跟我一起去吗

I don't want to fly kites Sheldon

谢尔顿我不想去放风筝

We're watching football here

我们正看球赛呢

I can see that

我看得出来

I was providing you with an alternative

只是给你另外一个选择而已

A courtesy I was never offered in similar circumstances

而且是之前从未在类似情况下提供过的恩惠

Oh look at that

快看

The Oklahoma coach throw down a red flag

俄克拉荷马的主教练掷红旗

Indicating he's challenging the ruling on the field

表明他对场上裁决表示异议

I hope he's right 'cause if he'not

希望他是对的不然的话

It'll cost him one of his three time outs

他就要付出三次暂停中的一次作为代价了

You know Leonard honey

莱纳德亲爱的

I wouldn't mind if you wanted to go fly kites with Sheldon

你想跟谢尔顿出去斗风筝的话我不介意的

No I'll watch the end of the game

不我想看完这比赛

Besides there's only three minutes left

再说反正也就剩三分钟了

Until halftime

上半场剩三分钟

This is justalf

才到上半场结束

We've been here for hours

都几个小时了

And you're gonna be here for a couple more

还得再有几个小时

Oh you're kidding me No

-你开什么玩笑 -没开玩笑

Nice meeting all of you

很高兴见到各位

So yeah anyway that's my boyfriend

是啊那啥那就是我男朋友

He is really smart

他真的很聪明

I really like my saber toothed cat

这剑齿猫[即剑齿虎]我真的很喜欢

Thank you

谢谢你

My pleasure

别客气

Maybe after lunch we can go to Marie Callender's

也许午饭后我们还可以去圣安东尼奥餐厅

And have some pie

吃几个派

I'd like it

我很想去

This is turning out to be a perfect Saturday

这真是一个完美的周六

Good I'm glad

很好我很荣幸

Oh man Did you see the way she smiled at me

兄弟看到她怎么对我笑了吗

Fine Go ahead

好吧你去好了

No This is our day

不行今儿就我们俩过

If you want to chase after her chase after her

想去追的话就去吧

Ah who am I kidding I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that

开什么玩笑那样的女孩我一点机会都没有的

Don't put yourself down

别这么妄自菲薄

You're a very attractive man

你还是很有吸引力的

You think so Yeah

-你真这么想 -对

Absolutely It wouldn't kill you

当然虽然我不会强迫你跟我去上

To take a Pilates class with me now and then

普拉提锻炼肌肉

But you have a certain wiry appeal

但你的竹竿身材还是有点吸引力的

Yeah well it doesn't matter

是啊都无所谓了

'cause she wasn't really smiling at me

因为她又没真的对我笑

Actually in this case I think she was

事实上这次我觉得她确实有

Really

真的

Yeah Bye

-真的 -回见

What a douche

真是个傻瓜