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Hey uh who's free tonight

今晚谁有空

Oh I think I'm Hang on

-我应该有... -别急

We've made this mistake before

我们犯过这个错误

It's how we wound up at his cousin Deepak's Tupperware party

害自己身陷他亲戚迪帕克的特百惠直销派对

Hey you use that collapsible bowl all the time

当时会上买的折叠碗你少用了吗

and you know it

你自己心里清楚

And it's not like that

而且这次不是那样

I just thought we could you know hang out and go to a bar

我只是想我们可以聚一起去酒吧什么的

Sure Sounds fun

-行吧 -感觉可以

And watch cricket

然后看板球比赛

板球是印度最流行的运动之一

That sound you hear ironically crickets

现在听到的声音很讽刺的也是蟋蟀[板球]

Hey guys

大伙们

Hey Bert how you doing

伯特你好吗

Well you know

你懂的

we geologists always get a little sad when Rocktober's over

每当"石"月过了我们地质学家都会有点伤心

Wordplay Yes

-文字哏吗 -对

Funny wordplay

好笑的文字哏吗

What do you think

你觉得呢

Trust your gut

相信你的直觉

Sheldon I've got these four billion year old meteorites

谢尔顿我有一些40亿年前的陨石

I thought maybe they'd show signs of neutrino interactions

我觉得或许能找到中微子交互作用的痕迹

I could really use someone like you

我真的很需要你这样的人才

to help me with the math

来帮忙计算部分

Oh so they would act as natural dark matter detectors

所以它们能当做是天然的暗物质探测器

That sounds interesting

感觉很有意思

It does but it's still geology

是啊但始终还是地质学

Sorry Bert I don't have time to play rocks with you

抱歉了伯特我没空跟你玩石头

I'm not asking you to play rocks

我不是找你来玩石头

I'm asking you to collaborate on a research project

是来找你合作研究项目

Although if there's time

不过如果有时间

I guess we could play a round of zinc zinc piece of quartz

我们可以玩挖矿桌游"矿藏"

Does sound better than cricket

感觉比看板球有意思多了

Thank you for asking

谢谢你的邀请

Unfortunately I have real science to do

但很抱歉我有真正的科学工作要做

But you feel free to rock on

祝你石石快乐石来运转

That's how you do it

这才叫玩转文字哏

All right

好吧

Sheldon what are you doing

谢尔顿你这是干嘛呢

Bert's one of the top guys in his field

伯特好歹也是他领域的顶尖人物

And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field

世上某处也有个哑剧界一霸呢

but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with him

你有看到我冲过去跟他合作演出

on new ways to be stuck in a box

新版的被困在空气盒子里表演吗

Also something I would watch instead of cricket

又一个比板球更吸引我的东西

Hello

你好啊

Hey Sheldon

谢尔顿

I've been thinking about it

我心里琢磨了一阵子

and I suppose I I could help you with your research

我想我可以来帮忙你的研究

What changed your mind

是什么让你改变了心意

Bert I'm a gift horse

伯特当人家送你马

Don't look me in the mouth

检查马牙口是很不礼貌的

Sorry I'm happy you want to help out

是我不好我很高兴你愿意帮忙

If it's easier for you we could just work at your office

如果这里不方便我们可以去你办公室

No no no not my office no

不不不不去我办公室

Uh let's let's do it here

就在这里吧

in in the evenings after everyone's gone home

晚上再开工等大家都回家后

I just have to see if my evenings are free

那我得看看我晚上有没有空

That's a joke They are

那是玩笑话我有空

Okay Well then I will see you tonight

好的那我们今晚见

Well you know what

其实呢

Close the blinds We can start right now

关上百叶窗我们现在就能开工

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Bang

By aBu 20171111

大

爆

炸

第十一季第七集

生

活

I don't get how you can enjoy cricket

我真不懂板球哪里有趣了

It makes no sense

毫无逻辑可言

Did you just come here to complain

你来就是为了唧唧歪歪吗

Yeah That's the sport of my people

对啊那是我们犹太人热衷的运动

Ooh that's Ravichandran Ashwin He's amazing

那个人是罗微查得兰·阿湿文他超厉害

He makes Hardik Pandya look like Bhuvneshwar Kumar

能把哈迪克·庞德亚变得跟波文尼什瓦·库玛一样

Oh whoa whoa whoa save some syllables for the rest of us

喂喂喂给我们其他人取名时留点字用吧

Hey I think that's Bernadette's friend over there

那边那个好像是伯纳黛特的朋友

Oh yeah

是啊

Hey Ruchi

如琪

I I hope this isn't awkward

希望不会太尴尬

The last time we met I kind of embarrassed myself

上次我跟她见面我有点丢人

Let's see if you can go two for two

看看你这次会不会也丢人

Hey guys Hey

-你们好啊 -你来啦

Hi Are you here by yourself

你自己一个人来吗

Yeah I couldn't convince anyone to come watch cricket with me

对啊我说服不了任何人来陪我看

Tell me about it I had to drag this guy

可不是嘛我也是硬拉他来的

You're more than welcome to join us if you'd like

欢迎你加入我们一起看啊

Thanks

谢谢啊

Arre uske taang pay ball kar

阿力乌丝科当配波卡

What'd she say

她说什么

Uske taang pay ball kar

乌丝科当配波卡

Oh that clears that up

你一说我就"懂"了

Well no she's telling the bowler to bowl a yorker

不是啦她是在叫投球手投脚前球

It's the most brutal ball in cricket

是板球里最凶的一种球

I was at the match when Shoaib bowled back to back yorkers

我去了巴基斯坦球星肖波连投俩脚前球的比赛

Well I was there too What a coincidence

我也去了呢真是缘分啊

Well there were 120 000 people at that match so

当时有12万人去看了比赛所以...

Yeah India right Everywhere you go

印度嘛对吧无论去哪里

there's like 120 000 people

都有大概12万人左右

So what do you think of our chances at the World Cup

你觉得我们板球世界杯赢的几率如何

Ah World Cup

世界杯吗

You know it'll all depend if Kohli's batting in form

全看科利的打击手感好不好了

I know It doesn't even matter how many all rounders you have

对啊无论你队伍里多少全能手都没用

Isn't that the truth

可不是嘛

You know I was the best leg spinner in my high school

你知道我是我高中最厉害的旋球投手吗

Yeah like I bowled the meanest googly

我投的曲线球最刁钻了

Speaking of googlies I'm gonna go

说到曲线球... 我要曲线走人了

I've been modeling different types of dark matter

我给不同种的暗物质

and the traces they would leave

以及它们会在你的陨石里的

on the zircon inside your meteorite

锆石留下的痕迹都建了模

What's this one here

这个是什么

That's actually a dark matter model of my own creation

是我个人独创的暗物质模型

I call it the Cooper boson

我取名为库珀玻色子

Cool I got to name a rock once

厉害我也曾有机会给石头命名

I named it Moderately Sedimented Shale

我取名为中等沉积页岩

Guess I kind of pooped the bed on that one

那个名字我可能取得挺屎

You know Bert I've got to say

伯特我不得不说

this work has been surprisingly engaging

这研究出乎意料地让我乐在其中

Yeah it's pretty cool

对啊挺酷的

Hello Amy

艾米

What do you mean where am I

什么叫我在哪里

I'm in my office

我在我办公室啊

No I'm at your office and you're not here

才没有我在你办公室外你不在

I thought I'd surprise you with dinner

我本来想给你惊喜带了晚饭来

For future reference the best surprises

以后请记得最好的惊喜

are the ones I know about three days in advance

是我提前三天就先知情的那种

Where are you

你到底在哪

It's a surprise Doesn't feel so good does it

也是个惊喜感觉不好受是吧

Well I have food

我有吃的

I thought we could eat together

我本来是想找你一起吃

but I guess if you have other plans

但如果你有其他的安排...

What I'm here

什么我在这里啊

Exactly where I said I was

就在我跟你说的地点

Let's eat

开吃吧

Hello

你们好啊

Hey buddy what's up

你来啦怎么了

Um I need to talk to Penny alone

我需要跟佩妮单独聊聊

What can I do for you

有何能为您效劳

Just a minute I want to make sure Leonard can't hear us

稍等一下我得确定莱纳德听不到

I've got a box of cupcakes

我带了一盒小蛋糕

Okay we're good

没问题了

I'm working with Bert but I don't want anyone to find out

我跟伯特合作了但我不想别人知道

Well you just told me so strong start

你已经泄露给我了好的开始啊

Penny this is serious

佩妮事关重大

My reputation is on the line

我的名誉悬于一线

What are people gonna think when they see us collaborating

其他人看到我们合作会怎么想啊

I don't know Poor Bert

不知道呢觉得伯特很可怜吧

I am a respected theoretical physicist

我是一名德高望重的理论物理学家

I aspire to win a Nobel Prize someday

我立志有一天得到诺贝尔奖

But nobody's gonna take me seriously

但要是其他人发现我涉足地质学

if they find out I've been dabbling in geology

就不会把我当回事了

Well why not They're both sciences

为什么这两种都是科学啊

And I know because they're classes

而我会知道是因为

my high school counselor said "weren't for me "

我高中的辅导员说这两门课"不适合我"

They're very different

这两者差别极大

Physics answers the question

物理学解答了

what is the nature of the universe

宇宙的本质是什么

Geology answers the question what'd I just trip over

地质学解答了我刚才是被什么绊倒了

All right well then don't work with Bert

好吧那就别跟伯特合作呗

Oh but I like the work Then work with him

-但我喜欢那研究 -那就跟他合作

Yeah but I'm ashamed of the field

可我觉得那个领域很丢人

Then don't work with him Yeah but we could prove dark matter

-那别合作了 -但我们也许能证明暗物质

Then work with him But I just think that people

-那就合作吧 -但我觉得其他人...

How many times are you gonna do this

你还要这样纠结多少遍

My record is 14

我的记录是14遍

Okay this is about science

这是跟科学有关的事

Why'd you come to me

你为什么来问我

Well because it's also about my reputation

因为这也跟我的名誉有关

And somehow you manage to hold your head high

而你虽然有着错综复杂的过去

despite your checkered past

但现在仍保有谜之自信

Checkered past

错综复杂的过去

It's a figure of speech

这是个比喻

referring to how sexually promiscuous you were

形容你以前作风不检点

Really

真的吗

Well I've got a figure of speech about

我也有句话比喻

how sexually promiscuous you can go be with yourself

你可以"去你的"房间跟自己不检点

And what is it

什么话

Look while Bernadette's on bed rest

在伯纳黛特卧床休息期间

we're gonna have to divide and conquer

我们必须分而治之

I've got one monitor for her one for the baby

这两个监视器一个监视她一个监视宝宝

Which do you want

你想要哪个

I'll take the baby She's less emasculating

我选宝宝的吧她没那么欺负人

Good morning

早上好

Scones Ah thanks

-吃司康饼吗 -好啊谢谢

They're all for you I already had breakfast at Ruchi's

这是买给你们的我已经在如琪家吃过早餐了

You're kidding You slept with her

不会吧你跟她睡了吗

Well there wasn't a lot of sleeping involved

倒是没有多少时间在睡觉啦

I mean she slept I stayed awake

我意思是她睡了我醒着

I was afraid of snoring 'cause I didn't have my special pillow

我怕打呼因为我没带我的特殊防打鼾枕

Howard

霍华德

Can you help me to the bathroom

过来扶我去洗手间

Well at least the romance is still alive

至少我们之间浪漫还没死绝

So you and Ruchi

你和如琪啊

Yeah I'm sorry I know you liked her too

对抱歉我知道你也喜欢她

but we just bumped into each other last night and hit it off

但我们昨晚碰到了聊得擦出火花

No that's fine

不没关系

You're my friend and I'm happy for you

你是我的朋友我为你高兴

Oh thank you Stuart

谢谢你斯图尔特

Plus I don't know how you're gonna screw it up

再说了虽然我不知道你会怎么搞砸

but I know you will

但我知道你终究会搞砸

What's there to screw up

有什么好搞砸的

She just wants to keep things casual

她只是想随意一点

Oh great that's how you're gonna screw it up

太好了这就是你会搞砸的原因

Hey I can be casual

我也可以很随意啊

I should get a haircut this thing's going south fast

我得赶紧去理个发这段关系很快就会玩完

So Ruchi and I decided to keep things casual

我和如琪决定让感情随意发展

What What

怎么了

I can handle casual

我也可以只动鸡不动心

Why do you keep doing that with your face

你为什么一直做出那个嘴

Because you keep saying stupid things with yours

因为你嘴里一直吐出蠢话

Okay fine

好吧

I'm not great at casual relationships

我的确不擅长随意的恋爱关系

and I don't want to scare her off

但我不想把她吓跑

All right just give her some space all right

给她一点空间就行了

Don't call don't text don't e mail

别打电话别发短信别发邮件

That's crazy

那怎么行

What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her

要是我看到夕阳想起她时怎么办

All right when do you see her next

你们下一次见面是什么时候

Uh we're having dinner tonight

我们今晚一起吃晚餐

Okay put a rubber band around your wrist

好在手腕上绑一根皮筋

and any time you start planning your wedding

每次你开始策划你们的婚礼

or naming your children

或是给你们的孩子取名时

I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

你就用叉子扎自己的手

What's the rubber band for

那皮筋是用来干嘛的

To slow the bleeding

用来减缓失血

Hey how's Bernadette handling bed rest

伯纳黛特卧床休息得怎么样了

She lies around all day

她整天都躺在床上

eating Mallomars and hollering at me

吃吃巧克力对我大声嚷嚷

so her transformation from my wife to my mother is complete

她从我老婆转变为我妈的过程已经完成了

Congratulations I know that's what you were hoping for

恭喜我知道你就盼着这一天

Sheldon you left your jacket in my office last night

谢尔顿你昨晚把外套落在我办公室了

Uh oh No no I didn't

我没有我才没有

That's that's not my jacket

那外套都不是我的

Then why does it say

那上面怎么写着

"Property of S Cooper Stop touching it"

"谢·库珀所有物别碰"

It sounds like someone named Scooper

听起来某个叫谢库珀的人

doesn't want you touching his jacket

不希望你碰他的外套

Are you guys working together on that meteorite project

你们是在合作研究那个陨石项目吗

Yes fine you found me out

是的好吧被你们发现了

I'm doing geology

我现在玩地质学了

Just please don't tell anyone

拜托千万别说出去

Are you embarrassed of me

你觉得我很丢人吗

Oh no no no not you

不不不不是你

No just the work that you've devoted your entire life to

只是你毕生所投身于的研究事业

If you're ashamed to be working with me

如果你觉得和我合作很丢人

then I don't want to work with you

那我也不想和你合作

Sheldon that was pretty rude

谢尔顿刚才真的很过分

Well what do you expect He's a geologist

他过分不很正常吗毕竟是个地质学家

This place seems nice

这地方挺高级的

Uh but not too nice

也不算很高级

Yelp called it "Good for groups "

点评网说这儿"适合聚会"

Would you care to buy the lady a

你想为这位女士买...

No Get out of here

不要走开

Sorry about that

抱歉

I just I hate when someone assumes two people are dating

我很讨厌有人擅自认为别人在交往

just because they look like

就因为他们看起来

they would make beautiful babies together

能制造出可爱美丽的宝宝

Are you sure you're okay with this

你确定你能接受这样的关系吗

Honestly Ruchi I don't have a lot of experience

老实说如琪我在随意的男女关系这方面

with casual relationships

经验不多

I have some experience with serious relationships

我在认真的男女关系方面略有经验

and a ton of experience with no relationships

在没有男女关系方面经验超多

You're funny

你真幽默

Glad it came off that way

你这么认为我就放心了

Uh so tell me about your day

说说你今天过得怎么样

How's work going

工作进行得如何

Well I spent the morning reviewing side effects for our fungal cream

我一早上都在研究那款真菌乳膏的副作用

so it was a lot of ooze and pus

看了很多流脓和分泌物

Almost paradise

宛如天堂

Almost paradise Mike Reno/Ann Wilson

We are knocking on heaven's door

天堂之门我们触手可及

Almost paradise

宛如天堂

And then I had to catalog it

然后我得把它们归类

by color viscosity

按照颜色黏度

and percentage of blood

以及血液百分比

Sounds wonderful

听起来很美妙

What you got there

那是什么

A rock

一块石头

Did some mean boys throw it at you

是某个恶毒的小男孩砸你的吗

It turns out I'm the mean boy

事实证明我就是那个恶毒的小男孩

Although I did drop it on my own foot so kind of

不过我的确有砸到自己的脚所以你没说错

What's going on

出什么事了

What if there was something I wanted to do

如果我想做一件事

but I was worried other people would think less of me

但又怕别人会看不起我怎么办

Is that other person me and does it happen in the bedroom

如果别人是指我而你想做的是卧室中的事

in which case I think I'm cool with it

那我觉得放马过来

不是

It's about working with Bert on

我是指和伯特一起...

You know what I'm not even gonna say it

算了我都说不出口

I am just gonna say the letter it starts with

我就小小地透露一下这个词的第一个字

and "Ology "

和最后一个字"学"

"G" Oh no that's not gonna work

"地" 哎呀我都剧透完了

Geology

地质学吗

Yes But we parted ways

没错但我们散伙了

because I was worried about my reputation

因为我担心自己的名誉受损

Sheldon you've never cared what people thought

谢尔顿你从来都没在意过别人的看法

even when you really really should

即使在你真的应该在意的时候

That dinner with my parents comes to mind

比如上次和我父母吃饭的时候

If I'm not gonna use "Your momma" jokes

如果和你妈见面时

when I meet your mother why'd I bother to learn them

不能开"你老母"的玩笑那我去学了干嘛

I'm just saying if you think the work is interesting

我只是想说如果你觉得项目有趣

nothing else should matter

那就不需要考虑其他的事情

You're right Amy

你说得对艾米

That is sage advice

这真是金玉良言

Which is surprising considering your momma is so dumb she

真是神奇毕竟你老母那么笨...

Nope

滚

She studied for a urine test

笨到尿液"检验"都得读书

I was supposed to go back to India and get married

我本来应该回印度结婚的

but I realized it wasn't what I wanted

但我意识到这不是我想要的

So I called off the engagement and moved out here

所以我取消了订婚搬到了这里

Well if he wasn't your soul mate he wasn't your soul mate

如果他不是你的灵魂伴侣那他就不是对的人

Oh God please tell me you're not one of those

天啊拜托你千万不要是那种人

One of whats

哪种人

I want to say teenage girls but that sounds mean

我想说少女心的小女孩但好像太毒了

Come on you don't believe that everyone has one perfect match

你不相信每个人都有命中注定的另一半吗

Of course not That's ridiculous

当然不信了太荒唐了

I mean what if your soul mate lived halfway across the world

万一你的灵魂伴侣住在地球的另一半呢

You'd never meet

那你就永远见不到了

Yes you would

你当然能见到

I can give you like 20 examples

我可以给你随便举20个例子

where that happened to Kate Hudson alone

那还只是发生在凯特·哈德森一个人身上的

美国女演员浪漫爱情喜剧专业户

You know what

算了吧

People get upset when I talk about this

每次我说起这个都会惹别人不高兴

Let's just change the subject

我们还是换个话题吧

No no no No it's it's fine

不不不没关系

Are you saying that you don't believe two people fall in love

所以你不相信两个人会真心相爱吗

Of course they do

他们当然会啊

It's just that what people call "Love"

只不过人们所谓的"爱"

is actually a series of biochemical reactions

其实是大脑中的一系列化学反应作祟

in the brain that fade over time

会随着时间流逝而消逝

Yes Like the old song

没错就像那首老歌唱的

迈克尔·波顿名曲《当男人爱上女人》

"When a man has a biochemical reaction for a woman "

"当男人化学反应上女人"

Raj we're scientists

拉杰我们都是科学家

We don't need to feel threatened just because we understand

就算我们了解恋爱产生的机制

the mechanisms that give rise to romantic feelings

我们也不需要觉得害怕

It doesn't take anything away from the experience

这对恋爱的体验没有任何的影响

Yes it does

当然有影响了

Actually it takes everything away from it

老实说这完全毁掉了恋爱的感觉

Love isn't just science

爱情不仅仅是科学

Okay It's it's spiritual

它更是精神上的

It's an acknowledgment of a mystery

那是一种令人捉摸不定的

that's greater than ourselves

神秘体验

It's what makes people write songs and poems

是爱让人们吟诗颂曲

and what has kept The Bachelor on TV for 21 magical seasons

让《黄金单身汉》真人秀精彩了21季

Don't you think the fact that love is given away as a prize

你不认为在游戏节目中把爱作为奖品送出去

on a game show slightly undermines your argument

正好削弱了你的观点吗

Uh yes

没错

But I've never missed an episode

但我一集都没落下

and I dare science to explain that

你能用科学解释这件事吗

Bert

伯特

Bert Bert

伯特伯特

Bert Bert Bert

伯特伯特伯特

What do you want Sheldon

你想干嘛谢尔顿

I would like us to work together again

我希望咱们能重新一起工作

I promise to keep my geology comments to myself

我保证不再乱发表地质学的言论

because while some of them are funny all of them are mean

因为这些言论都太过分了虽然有些很好笑

Well this is awkward

这下就尴尬了

Leonard what are you doing here

莱纳德你在这里干什么

Bert asked for my help

伯特请我帮个忙

Yeah he's an excellent scientist

他是一个优秀的科学家

and he doesn't tell me what time I can go to the bathroom

也不规定我上厕所的时间

It's called bladder training

我那是膀胱训练

When you're in your 80s you'll thank me for it

等你到了80岁你会感谢我的

Look Sheldon you were a jerk to Bert

听着谢尔顿你对伯特不好

and he walked away from you

所以他不和你玩了

So I feel like there's a lot he could teach me

我觉得我可以向他好好讨教一番

Bert please

伯特拜托

I know I behaved poorly in the past

我知道自己之前表现不太好

but things will be different this time

但这次我保证会有所改变

You'll see

你会看到的

Come on let me in

拜托让我进来吧

We'll have some laughs

我们会一起欢笑

we'll calculate some isotope ratios

一起计算同位素比值

I'm sorry Sheldon

抱歉谢尔顿

So you just shut the door in his face

你就这样让他吃闭门羹吗

I got to start writing this stuff down

我得开始记录下你的招数了

I mean Ruchi's nice

虽然如琪是个好人

We're just so different

但我俩太不同了

I know Sometimes when you're dating

我懂你有时候约会

you meet weird people

都会碰到奇奇怪怪的人

I once met a girl who didn't like juggling

我之前还约过一个不喜欢杂耍的女孩呢

And she still doesn't

她现在依旧不喜欢

So you're not gonna see her again

所以你们不会再见面了吗

What's the point

还有什么意义呢

We're never gonna be in a real relationship

我俩永远不会谈恋爱

Right so you'll only be in a physical one

所以你俩只能是肉体关系吗

Exactly

没错

Why would I want to spend time with someone like that

我干嘛和那种人耗费时间

Someone who is just interested in sex

那种只对滚床单有兴趣的人吗

Yeah

没错

Raj do you real Whoa hold on

-拉杰你好好... -等一下

Give him a chance He's gonna get this

给他一点时间他会想通的

I don't think he is

我觉得他不会

What is there to get

有什么可想的

She doesn't want to fall in love

她不想和人坠入爱河

At that point

这样的话

all we are is two single people

我们只是两个单身人士

who find each other attractive and enjoy having

互相看得上眼也喜欢做...

Oh got to go

我得走了

So how was your night with Ruchi

你和如琪昨晚如何

Oh great

很好

We ordered in some food we had sex I left

我们点了外卖滚了床单然后拍屁股走人

I didn't even ask if she enjoyed it

我甚至不用问她爽不爽

I can field that one for her

这道题我可以替她回答了

I mean I did get a little misty when we said good bye

我道别时的确有点小哽咽

but I played it off as allergies

不过我假装自己过敏了

I don't know if she bought it

不知道她相信没

Again I know

再一次我知道答案

Sheldon

谢尔顿

You okay

你还好吧

Sheldon

谢尔顿