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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

We conclusively proved super asymmetry

我们确切证实了超不对称性理论

and yet somehow we we still feel like imposters

然而莫名地仍觉得自己是冒名顶替者

Yeah there should be a term for that

应该有形容这种情况的词

Oh for crying out loud there is a term for that

我的老天确实有个词能形容

It's called "Imposter syndrome "

就叫做"冒名顶替者综合征"

and you don't have it because you can't have it

但你们没得这种病因为如果真是冒名顶替者

if you are imposters and you are

就不会得这种病而你们的确冒名顶替了

We're the ones who discovered super asymmetry

是我们发现了超不对称性

so if anyone's gonna feel like they have imposter syndrome

所以如果有谁觉得自己得了冒名顶替者综合征

it's us because we're not imposters they are

那也是我们因为我们不是冒名顶替者他们才是

You're imposters and you're frauds

你们是冒名顶替者也是骗子

Is that what I would've sounded like

我如果发神经病也是像这样吗

Yeah ‭ Yikes

-对 -要命了

Sheldon look at this

谢尔顿你看这个

Wait a minute

等等

How do I know this isn't one of those joke phones

我怎么知道你这个不是整人电话

that squirts water in my face

会往我脸上喷水的那种

Because that's not even a thing Look

因为根本就没有这种东西快看啦

You got called into human resources

你被人事部传唤了吗

I'm sure it's because I insulted Pemberton and Campbell

我估计是因为我骂了彭伯顿和坎贝尔

in a room full of Nobel Laureates

还是在一群诺贝尔得主面前骂的

You did do that

你的确是这么做了

It was awkward People didn't know where to look

当时可尴尬了大家都不知道该看哪

This is a twist

真还挺新鲜

Usually you're the one getting called into H R

通常都是你被人事部传唤

Yeah now it's Amy

现在是艾米

Who knew you were married to such a bad girl

真没想到你娶了个"坏女孩"啊

I suppose the signs were always there

我想其实一直都有征兆吧

I mean she did recently go to that rave at the mall

她最近还去商场里参加了狂欢派对

It was a Spencer's Gifts

是卖搞笑跟整人玩具的店好吗

There was music and a strobe light

有音乐还有闪光灯

If that isn't a rave then I don't know what one is

这都不是狂欢派对那什么才是啊

You don't know what one is

你还真不知道什么才是

Guys come on I think I'm in trouble

你们别闹了我可能要惨了

It's no big deal I used to get called into H R all the time

不是什么大事啦我以前也总被人事部传唤

Ms Davis is great Pro tip

戴维斯女士人很好教你小秘诀

if you find strong women sexy

如果你觉得强大的女人很性感

do not say it out loud

绝对别说出口

Oh She wants to see me too

她也要求见我

All right let's get our story straight

好我们来对一下供词

This is all your fault

这全是你的错

Relax

放轻松

You're probably just gonna get a slap on the wrist

或许只是高高举起轻轻落下

Maybe but do not ask for that on the wrist or anywhere else

或许吧但千万别主动说想让鞭子落在哪个部位

Thank you both for coming

谢谢你们俩来这一趟

President Siebert asked that I be a part of this conversation

塞伯特校长要求我一起出席这次会谈

to help us calmly discuss what went wrong

来帮助我们平静地讨论哪里出了错

and how we can better move forward

以及如何踏出进步的脚步迈向未来

We are not here to point fingers

我们不是来指出谁对谁错

so Dr Cooper please stop that

所以库珀博士请停止你的行为

President Siebert would you like to start

塞伯特校长你想先开始吗

This is all my fault

这全是我的错

I assumed you knew the Nobel Prize was good

我以为你们知道诺贝尔奖是好东西

and we wanted to win it so that's on me

我们想赢回这个奖这是我的锅

Oh so ‭No

-所以是他... -不是

I think what President Siebert is trying to say is that

我想塞伯特校长的意思是

this is a setback and we should adopt a different strategy

这对得奖起了反效果我们需要想想新方法

Like maybe you two keep your traps shut

比如以后两位免开尊口

"Traps " That's a fun old word Where's that been

"免开尊口" 好有意思的成语怎么好久没人用了

I I'm sorry I I just I I snapped

我真的很对不起我就突然理智线断了

Oh you're sorry It's all better then

你说对不起啊情况一下子就变好了呢

Listen up you have a shot to win a Nobel Prize

听好了你们有机会赢得诺贝尔奖

and you're blowing it

现在要被你们搞黄了

I think what President Siebert is trying to say

我想塞伯特校长的意思是

is that you have a shot to win a Nobel Prize

你们有机会赢得诺贝尔奖

and you're blowing it

现在要被你们搞黄了

Uh that's exactly what he said

这还是他的原话啊

Yes but I said it in my calming H R Voice

是啊但是用我平静的人事部嗓音说的

The science world is a small community People talk

科学界的圈子很小大家肯定会八卦

I'm sure by now everyone knows about your tantrum

我猜现在整个学界都知道你发飙的事了

All right well what can we do Nothing

-好啦那我们能做什么挽救 -什么都别做

Let me make this absolutely clear for you

我现在跟你们说清楚

You two are done talking

你们俩别想再说一句了

We're canceling your speaking engagements and your interviews

我们要取消你们所有谈话的活动与访问

You're gonna lie low and let us do damage control

你们得低调做人让我们做损害控制

Well if that's what you want that's what we'll do

如果你想这么做我们就这么做

You two winning the Nobel Prize is very important to us

你们俩赢得诺贝尔奖对我们至关重要

and not just to the university

这不只是对学校重要

Dr Fowler you would be only the fourth woman

福勒博士你会成为第四个

to win a Nobel Prize in physics

赢得诺贝尔物理奖的女性

I don't need to tell you

我想不用我提醒你

just how inspirational that would be

这事会对下一代的年轻女孩

to a generation of young women

带来多大的鼓舞与激励

Uh yes of of course I know

当然我明白

So the next words out of your mouth

所以你们下一次开口说话

should be on a stage in Stockholm when you're saying

是在斯德哥尔摩的领奖舞台上说

tack för denna ära

塔克佛迪娜阿辣

which is Swedish for "Thank you for this honor "

也就是瑞典语的"谢谢你们给我这份荣誉"

Jag visste det

有维斯特迪特

which is Swedish for "I knew that "

也就是瑞典语的"我懂"

Dr Cooper

库珀博士

You want me to shut my trap I do

-你想让我免开尊口吗 -是的

Hey check it out

你快看

That looks like the moped you used to have

看起来跟你以前那台电瓶车好像啊

It wasn't a moped It was a scooter

不是电瓶车是小摩托车好吗

How's that better

有比较好吗

You do not want to walk into a scooter bar

你可千万别走进一家小摩托车友酒吧

and ask that question

然后问这问题

Well does take me back

真是让我想起了过去

Yeah the two of us cruising around town looking for women

我们俩兄弟骑着它四处找妹子

Looking and looking and looking

这里也找那里也找到处都找

Remember that time one looked back and said hi

还记得有一次那姑娘转头跟我们打招呼吗

Oh yeah

记得

We drove away so fast

我们飞一般地溜了

Hey I forget why did you sell the scooter

我有点忘了你为什么卖了摩托来着

I finally got my woman

我找到了我的妹子了啊

Then my woman made me sell it

而我的妹子叫我卖了它

So apparently if we win

所以如果我们赢了

I'll be the fourth woman ever to win a Nobel in physics

我会成为史上第四个得诺贝尔物理奖的女性

Wow that's a big deal

这可是一件大事呢

Yeah tell me about it

这还用说吗

This morning I blew through my antiperspirant in like an hour

今天早上我一小时内就用完了我的止汗剂

Plus Sheldon's freaking out 'cause we got in trouble

再加上我们惹事后谢尔顿就一直坐立难安

Well I've got him distracted for a while

没事我成功分散他注意力了

Doesn't he know how to solve those

他不是会解那玩意吗

Normally yes but I switched the stickers around so

本来是会的但我换了一下贴纸所以...

I don't even think it's possible to solve

我觉得可能解不回去了

Solved it

解开了

What No you didn't

什么你才没呢

Not the cube but the puzzle of why I couldn't solve the cube

不是解开魔方是解开为什么我拧不回

Solution you switched stickers 2 9 32 and 51

解答是你换了第2 9 32 51格的贴纸

Really This thing has numbers

真的假的这东西还有号码的吗

Anything has a number if you assign it a number

只要你指派任何事物都可以有号码

friend number four

四号朋友

Top five not bad

前五名呢不错啊

This is so frustrating

好烦啊

I can't believe the university expects us

真不敢相信大学居然要求我们

to just sit back and do nothing

闭嘴坐好什么都不许做

Sweetie you just need to relax You know what I like to do

亲爱的你得放宽心你知道我喜欢怎么做吗

Numb your brain with alcohol and watch a reality show

用酒精麻痹大脑再看真人秀

where wealthy people pick fake arguments with each other

看有钱人怎么吵假架来博镜头

Hey don't knock it until you've wasted

你没试过在这上面浪费几百小时生命

a couple hundred hours of your life

就别随便评论好吗

I'm sorry but this is it's hard for me

我很抱歉但这对我来说太难了

Usually I self soothe by doing science

通常我都是靠着科研来舒缓情绪

but now science reminds me of the Nobel Prize

可一做科研就让我想起诺贝尔奖

and the idea that we may not win one and that makes me angry

一想到我们可能赢不了我就来气

which makes me want to self soothe by doing science

一来气我就想用科研来舒缓情绪

and on and on and on

接着就是无限恶性循环

So that's been my today

这就是我今天的经历

Hey how about a massage

不如去按摩一下吧

No the only person who touches me is my wife

不行世上唯一能碰触我的人只有我老婆

And even I have to let him smell my hand first

就算是我也得先让他闻闻我的手

Okay well what about Reiki

好吧那不如试试灵气疗法吧

It's like massage but without touching

类似按摩却不需要肢体接触

Then what is it

那是什么玩法

Well I place my hands near your body

我把手放在你身体旁边

and allow the universal energy field

让宇宙能量场

to manifest its healing powers

来展现它的疗愈能力

Okay I know

我懂啦

it sounds crazy but it really works ask Leonard

听起来很疯狂但真的有效不信你问莱纳德

It really does ‭ Yeah

-真的有用 -对吧

才怪

Oh uh how about a sensory deprivation tank

那感官剥夺水箱怎么样

Oh that's interesting

听起来很有趣

It's supposed to be very calming

据说特别能让人平静下来

Floating in a warm pool of liquid

漂浮在温暖的液体里

in a dark soundless space

在黑暗寂静的空间中

Oh I don't know how I feel about

我不知道我被剥夺感官后

being deprived of all my senses

会如何反应

What are you talking about All you ever do is complain

你在说什么呀你不是时时刻刻都在抱怨

about how things smell feel and sound

万物难闻难受又难听吗

Oh I'm right here Why are you shouting

我人就在这里你大声嚷嚷什么呀

What do you say We could both use a break

你觉得如何我们可以一起放个假

Come on I'll do it with you

来嘛我和你一起做

Okay but not in the same tank

好吧但不能泡在同一个水箱里

I already shared a uterus with my twin sister

我已经和我的双胞胎姐姐泡过同一个子宫了

I don't need to go through that again

我可不想再经历一次

Are your eyes closed Yes What is it Show me

-你闭上眼睛了吗 -闭着呢到底是什么快让我看看

Okay open them

睁开吧

You bought me a scooter

你给我买了一辆小摩托吗

No I bought me a scooter

才怪我给自己买了一辆小摩托

Then why did you make me close my eyes

那你为啥要我闭眼睛

I wanted to see the expression on your face

我想看看当你看到我高兴时

when you saw how happy I was

是什么表情呀

Wait one second

等等

Won't Bernadette be mad when she finds out

伯纳黛特看到不会生气吗

She's not gonna I'm keeping it here at the university

她才不会知道呢我会把车留在学校里

My dad kept a secret at work too

我爸爸也在工作场所保留了一个秘密

but it was his receptionist

不过那是他的接待员小姐

Hey would you mind if I ride it sometimes

你介意我偶尔来骑一下吗

Yeah whenever you want

没问题想骑就骑吧

Check it out

看看

That there son

这个乖乖

is 12 horses of "Eye talian" thunder

可具有十二匹意大利猛男马力呢

Have either of you done sensory deprivation before

你们俩有谁体验过感官剥夺水箱吗

No ‭Never

-没 -没体验过

Okay just a heads up

好的友情提醒一下

People have different experiences in the tanks

每个人在水箱中都有不同的体验

Uh some people experience perfect calm

有的人会非常平静

Some people sleep

有的人会睡着

Some people even reported having visions

还有人声称看到了幻象

But if at any time you feel uncomfortable

但如果你感到不舒服

just press the panic button and say "Bebe "

请马上按下紧急按钮并呼唤"碧碧"

That's a stupid word

这个词也太蠢了

That's my name

那是我的名字

What do we push if we feel uncomfortable

如果我们不舒服我们该按哪里

All right are you ready

好了你们准备好了吗

I'm not saying this is why we came

虽然这不是我们的来意

but can I close the lid on him

但可以让我帮他盖上盖子吗

不行

还是不行

Shall we

开始吧

One second

等一下

Is the pH between 7 2 and 7 8 ‭ Yes

-水的酸碱度是在7.2-7.8之间吗 -是的

Is the water drained and replaced after each use Yes

-每次使用后水都换新吗 -是的

Is the saline level 30% ‭Yes

-盐度值是30%吗 -是的

Does your filtration system use ultraviolet light to kill bacteria ‭Yes

-你的过滤系统是用紫外线来杀菌的吗 -是的

I don't need to get in I'm relaxed already

我不用进去了我现在就够放松了

Bebe

碧碧

What's wrong

怎么了

Nothing I just wanted to make sure it worked

没事我只是想确认一下好不好使

Also I changed my mind

还有我改变主意了

It's fun to say your name

你的名字念起来挺好玩的

Bebe Bebe

碧碧碧碧

Hey what you got there

你拿的什么呀

Just tossing out this old helmet I don't need

我只是要把这个没用的老头盔给扔了

I thought you were at the park

你以为你去公园了呢

We were The kids got sleepy

我们去了不过孩子想睡觉了

Great story I need to make a phone call

很好等我打个电话先

Howard why do you look all guilty

霍华德你怎么看起来充满罪恶感

Like when I catch you deleting your browser history

就像我抓到你删除浏览器记录时一样

Never mind

没事了

Hmm this is nice

这样真不错

It's sort of like floating in space

这就像是漂浮在太空中

But better because my eyeballs haven't frozen

但我的眼球没有冻住所以更好

Ooh colors

五彩斑斓

It's infinite iterations

这是曼德尔布罗集合中

of the "Nautilus" section of the Mandelbrot set

鹦鹉螺部分的无限迭代呀

That's some good stuff

真是好东西

Wow this is really dark

这里可真黑啊

There's no difference between my eyes being open or closed

不管我睁眼还是闭眼都感觉不到区别呢

Open closed

睁眼闭眼

Open clo nope same thing

睁眼闭算了都一样

Ooh pretty

哇好美丽

You winning a Nobel Prize would be an inspiration to all women

如果你获得了诺贝尔奖对所有女性都是一种鼓舞

All women Amy and you're blowing it

所有女性艾米可你搞砸了

I was gonna be a scientist but since you lost

我本来要成为一名科学家可因为你输了

I'm just gonna give makeup tutorials on YouTube

我现在只能在油管频道上开设化妆课了

Look all the infinite Mandelbrot sets

看看这无止境的曼德布洛特集合

Here a brot there a brot everywhere a Mandelbrot

这里布洛特那里布洛特到处都是曼德布洛特

Thanks for letting us down

谢谢你让我们如此失望

I'm gonna marry a dope and have his dopey children

我现在要嫁给傻瓜给他生一群小傻瓜了

You're such a disappointment I can't do science

-你真是太令人失望了 - 我不能从事科研了

Way to not go girl Disappointing

-下得一手烂棋 -太失败了

Math is too hard ‭ I am woman hear me bake

-数学真的太难了 -我是妇女只配下厨

Disappointment You're letting us down

-令人沮丧 -你让我们失望

You're letting us down You're blowing it

-你让我们失望 -你搞砸了

Disappointment You're blowing it

-失望透顶 -你搞砸了

Okay hour's up Let's see how they're doing

一小时到了看看他们如何吧

Hey buddy how you feeling

老兄你还好吗

Five more minutes

再玩5分钟嘛

Hey Amy Relaxed

艾米放松了没

I'm a failure I can't do this

我是个失败者我做不到

Can someone close her lid

谁来把她的盖子关上

She's kind of harshing my mellow

她把我的平和心情都打破了

That tank was amazing

那个水箱太神奇了

It was like Disneyland but the rides were in 35 dimensions

就像是在迪斯尼乐园但坐的是35维度的过山车

And instead of Mickey I had my picture taken

而且和我合照的不是米奇

with the concept that time is an illusion

而是时间即幻觉的概念

That's great I'm so happy for you

真不错我为你高兴哦

Uh yeah a little constructive criticism

我提一个建设性的批评

You're saying you're happy but you're using your mean voice

你嘴上说很高兴但你用了非常刻薄的声音

Thanks for pointing that out

谢谢你指出来

Now you got it

现在好了

Sheldon I'm freaking out

谢尔顿我都要崩溃了

Well is this still about the Nobel Prize

还是因为诺贝尔奖的事吗

Yes it's about the Nobel Prize

是因为诺贝尔奖的事

And back to the mean voice

刻薄的声音又出来了

It's just it's too much pressure

压力太大了

You know It was bad enough when I was letting us down

我让我们俩失望就够糟糕了

But now if I don't win it's like I'm letting all women down

但现在如果我没赢我就让所有女性失望了

Hang on

慢着

What what are you doing

你在做什么

I'm googling what to do when someone's freaking out

我在搜索有人崩溃时应该怎么做

Uh whoa it says here

这上面说

that a walk can be calming

散步能让人平静下来

Bye

拜

You still mad

你还在生气吗

Are you still a jackass

你还是混蛋吗

Now now I asked you first

好了我先问你的

I can't believe you were sneaking around my back like a child

真不敢相信你这么幼稚背着我使坏

I just didn't want you to worry

我只是不想你担心

No you just didn't want to get caught

不你只是不想被抓现行

I'm sorry but you telling me what I can and can't do

抱歉但你告诉我什么能做什么不能做

is pretty damn emasculating

真的有损我的男子尊严

Emasculating

有损男子尊严

You were about to ride bitch on a moped with another man

你准备和另一个男人贴着骑电瓶车

It's a scooter

那是摩托车

It can go on some highways

可以开上某些高速公路

What if you fell

万一你摔了呢

What if you got hurt

万一你受伤呢

I don't want to raise two small children

我可不想养两个幼儿

and one large vegetable

加一个大大的植物人

I'm sorry but I need to have something in my life

抱歉但我需要人生中有点东西

that reminds me I'm still a man You do

-提醒我我还是个男人 -你有

You have a wife and two children who need their father

你有妻子还有两个需要父亲的孩子

I know that

我知道

Uh well you don't act like it

你表现的并不像你知道

Why do you want to ride that stupid thing anyway

你为什么要骑那个愚蠢的东西

I don't know

我不知道

Maybe I just miss the freedom I had as a younger man

也许只是想念年轻时的自由

What freedom You lived with your mother

什么狗屁自由你和你妈一起住

You had a curfew

还给你规定了宵禁时间

It wasn't a curfew it was just a time of night

那不是宵禁那只是定了某个时间

where if I got home after that she would be mad

如果我晚于那个时间回家她会生气

You know what I'm done talking about this

知道吗我不想再说了

Do whatever you want ‭ I will

-随便你吧 -我会的

I just want you to ask yourself if that tiny ridiculous scooter

我只是希望你问问自己你是否想死在

is the hill you want to die on

那辆又小又可笑的摩托上

Oh yeah this feels good

对感觉好极了

Born to ride buddy

天生就是骑机车的料伙计

Yeah watch out ladies

对小心了女士们

All right well wish me luck

好了祝我好运吧

You won't need luck

你不需要运气

Yeah only condoms

只需要安全套

He sees that car right

他看到那辆车了吧

I tried to console her but nothing seemed to work

我想安慰她但似乎都不管用

Okay when you say you consoled her

你说你安慰她

what exactly does that mean

是怎么安慰的

I took a walk I came back

我出去散步回去后

she was still upset so I came here

她还在难过所以我过来了

Well I don't see what else you could've done

我不知道你还能做什么了呢

You know I know she's unhappy but I don't know how to help

我知道她不开心但我不知道怎么帮她

Maybe you can't

也许你帮不了

Sometimes people are upset

有时候别人难过

and all you can do is be there for them

你能做的只是在旁边陪伴

And while I'm there what do I do

我陪伴时要做什么

Nothing

没什么

Oh so like what you're doing right now to help me

就像你现在帮我的这样

You're up

到你了

Sheldon maybe you don't know what to do

谢尔顿也许你不知道怎么做

because Amy's always taking care of you

是因为艾米总是照顾你

Of course

当然

And by calming down I've taken away the one thing

我出去冷静她不能照顾我

that gives her comfort caring for me

我带走了唯一能给她安慰的东西

That's what you heard

你从我的话中理解出这意思吗

Yes

是的

No I need to have an emotional meltdown

我需要来一个情绪崩溃

so she's forced to focus on me and forget about herself

她就能被迫注意我忘了自己

No Th That's not even close to what

不根本差得十万八千...

Uh you know actually that might be your best move Yeah

其实也许这是最好办法

Amy Thank goodness you're home

艾米你在家真是太好了

I don't know if you can tell but I am literally losing my mind

我不知道你能否看出来但我字面上失去理智了

You are

是吗

Isn't it obvious I just used "literally" figuratively

还不明显吗我都乱用了"字面上"这词

Like a crazy person

像个疯子那样[许多人常乱用]

What is going on with you Are you okay

你怎么了你还好吗

No I am not okay so I suggest you start focusing on me

我不好所以我建议你关注我

to the exclusion of your own feelings

忘掉自己的那些心情

Sheldon whatever you're doing

谢尔顿不管你在做什么

I I don't have time for it right now

我现在没时间

I'm sorry I know you're upset

对不起我知道你很难过

but I don't know how to make it better

但我不知道怎么让你好受些

I don't know how you can either

我也不知道你能怎么做

I mean I don't know if anybody can

我不知道能否有人让我好受些

I just

我只是...

I feel like I'm letting everybody down

我感觉我让所有人失望

I'm about to hold you Would you like to smell my hand first

我准备抱你你想先闻我的手吗

I'm fine

不用

Thank you

谢谢

Soft kitty warm kitty

软猫猫暖猫猫

Little ball of fur

小毛球猫猫

Happy kitty sleepy kitty

笑猫猫困猫猫

Purr purr purr

咕噜咕噜咕噜

That helps

有帮助

Shh I'm singing ‭

安静我在唱歌

Soft kitty warm kitty

软猫猫暖猫猫

Little ball of fur

小毛球猫猫

Raj said you got $800

拉杰说你卖了800块

Jerk

臭小子

On a positive note the scooter helped Bert meet a girl

往好的一面看摩托帮伯特认识了一个女生

Oh that's nice What does she do

太好了她做什么的

She's an E R Nurse

急诊室的护士

Oh no ‭ No

-不是吧 -没事

It was a real meet cute

那是一场美丽的邂逅

She popped his arm back in the socket

她把他错位的胳膊接回去

and when he came to they exchanged phone numbers

他醒来后他们交换了电话号码

Ms Davis

戴维斯女士

Dr Fowler how can I help you

福勒博士有何贵干

You were right about this Nobel Prize bigger than I am

你说得对诺贝尔奖比我本身重要

and you were right that like it or not I am a role model

你说得对不管喜不喜欢我都是榜样

But you are wrong to keep me on the sidelines

但你让我当旁观者是错的

I am smart I'm capable

我聪明我有能力

and I can make a difference

我可以带来改变

Well said You make a strong case

说得好观点强而有力

Damn right 'cause I'm a strong woman

那是当然因为我是强而有力的女人

wearing a strong man's deodorant

擦的是强而有力男人的止汗剂

Well how about have a seat

不如坐下吧

Maybe you'd like a glass of water

想喝杯水吗

You have anything with a little more kick

有没有带劲一点的

Seriously Dr Fowler

别闹了福勒博士

this is human resources

这里可是人力资源部

You're right I I don't know what I was thinking

你说得对我不知道我是怎么想的

You want ice you're out of luck

要冰块就没有了