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Hey want to spend some time

这周末你想不想

playing the new Star Wars game this weekend

一起玩星球大战的新游戏

Oh I don't know

我说不准

I kind of promised myself I'd get off the computer

我答应过自己要远离电脑

be more physically active Get some exercise

多点锻炼身体多做些运动...

You're about to walk up three flights of stairs

你马上要爬三层楼梯了

Good point I'm in

说得好算我一个

You know what would be great

我有个更好的主意

Let's do it like the old days

咱们像以前那样玩一把

You mean are you talking gaming marathon

你是说游戏马拉松吗

Yeah Start Saturday morning

没错从周六早上开始

go 48 hours

连玩四十八个小时

sleeping bags junk food

带上睡袋垃圾食品

Turn off our phones so our moms can't call

关掉手机避免老妈骚扰

It would be like our World Of Warcraft a few years ago

就像几年前咱们玩魔兽世界那样

when the neighbors called the cops on us

最后邻居都报警了

They called the cops because of the smell

他们打电话报警是因为受不了恶臭

They thought we were dead

人家还以为咱们死翘翘了呢

We were badass back in the day

那时的我们真是坏小子呀

All right let's do it

好吧就这么定了

《星球大战:旧共和国》游戏背景设定在共和国军对抗帝国军的奥德兰内战时期

48 hours of Star Wars gaming

星球大战四十八小时不停战

在电影中奥德兰星球被帝国的超级兵器死星炸成碎片

It's on like Alderaan

开战吧就像在奥德兰战区那样

Hey Sheldon clear your weekend

谢尔顿取消你周末的行程

Starting Saturday morning Star Wars marathon

星球大战马拉松周六上午正式开始

Movies or video games

是看电影还是打电动

No board game

不是桌游吗

Or trading card games

还是集换式卡牌游戏

Or Lego's Or dress up

或是乐高或是角色扮演

Or comic books

又或是看漫画书

Or dramatic readings of Novelizations

难道是绘声绘色地朗读电影小说吗

Yes to all

我都参加

We are going to play the online game

我们准备玩网游

The online game

网游

Bully

更妙

Gentlemen as much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy

先生们虽然谢尔顿肯定非常喜欢

playing intergalactic make believe

跟你们一起玩星际间的虚拟游戏

he and I have other plans

但我们俩已经另有安排了

We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party

我们要去参加弗罗拉姨妈的九十三岁生日派对

Just tell her I can't come

你就跟她说我有事去不了了嘛

She'll be disappointed if we don't show up

如果我们不去她会很失望的

She's 93

她都九十三岁了

She won't be disappointed for very long

也失望不了几年了

No hang on I followed all the protocols

不你等会我可是遵守了

set forth by you in the relationship agreement

恋爱协议里你制定的所有规定

I made a written record request 72 hours in advance

我提前七十二个小时提交了书面申请

I checked the tire pressure on the car

我检查了车的胎压

I even contacted the Centers For Disease Control to find out

我甚至还联系了疾病控制中心问他们

what shots they recommend for travel to Orange County

去橘子郡旅游要打什么疫苗

FYI it's none

顺便说一声什么疫苗都不用打

Amy the relationship agreement was not designed

艾米恋爱协议制订的初衷可不是为了

for either one of us to get our way

给咱俩任何一方行方便

You use it to get your way

你就拿它来给自己行方便了呀

I use it to get the right way

我是拿它来做该做的事

The fact that the right way is also my way

事实证明该做的事就是给我自己行方便

is a happy coincidence

这真是个美妙的巧合

You gave me your word

你都答应我了

You're coming with me

你就要跟我去

We'll miss you Sheldon

我们会想你的谢尔顿

Yeah well

好吧

who wants to spend the whole weekend

谁会想把整个周末浪费

running around a bunch of pretend planets

在一堆假想星球上跑来跑去

battling made up monsters

跟不存在的怪兽打来打去呀

That's for babies

小孩才这样呢

Yeah but it's got lightsabers

话是没错可这游戏有光剑呢

Yeah please Amy It's got lightsabers

求求你了艾米这个游戏有光剑呢

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第五季第十九集

Hello Stewart

你好斯图尔特

Hey Sheldon

你好谢尔顿

Help you with anything

有什么需要帮忙的吗

Yes I'm attending a party this weekend

有我这周末要去参加一个

for a 93 year old woman

九十三岁老太太的生日派对

Can you recommend a gift

你能推荐份礼物吗

Uh I don't know

我也不知道

Could put a tennis ball on the end of Excalibur

在亚瑟王神剑的末端弄个网球

Make a pretty badass cane

一根酷到爆的拐杖就诞生了

Do you supply the tennis ball No

-那你这卖网球吗 -不卖

Then no

那算了

What else

还有什么

Oh have this collectors edition batman utility belt

珍藏版的蝙蝠侠多功能腰带

Maybe she can use it as a wearable pill caddy

也许她可以把这个系在身上当药罐

Well she'd just look silly wearing that

她要是不穿一整套的话

without the rest of the costume

光系腰带会显得很傻

I'm sorry Sheldon that's it That's all I got

抱歉谢尔顿没了我江郎才尽了

Oh it's not your fault

这不是你的错

I've been to the model train store

我已经去过模型火车店

I've been to Radio Shack

无线电商店

This woman is impossible to shop for

这老太太的礼物可真难买

I'd make fun of Sheldon for having girl problems

要不是谢尔顿搞得到女人太让我震惊

if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems

我早就开始取笑他连女人都搞不定了

No Leonard go ahead and mock

没事莱纳德你尽管取笑我吧

Like my daddy always said

就像我父亲常说的

"Shelly women aren't anything but flippin' pains in the bottom "

"谢利唯女子与小人难养也"

That's what your father used to say

你父亲是这么说话的吗

Well I took out the bad words and the yeehaw

我自动把脏话和语助词去掉

but you get the gist

但大意不变

Look if you don't want to go to the party just don't go

如果你不想去参加派对的话就别去

You're a grown man

你是个成年人

Act like one

就得有成年人的样子

Tell Amy you want to spend the weekend having a sleepover

跟艾米说你想这周末不回家

and playing video games with your friends

跟你的朋友们一起玩游戏

Maybe she'll dig it

没准她还会喜欢你这样呢

Women like a firm hand on the tiller

女人就喜欢立场坚定的男人[直译为坚定的掌舵手]

I can never find the tiller

我连舵[阴蒂]在哪都找不到

I got a book it didn't help

我还有本教学书呢还是于事无补

Yeah I always thought if I were ever enslaved

是啊我以前总是想如果朝一日我沦为奴隶

it would be by an advanced species from another planet

那肯定是被另一个星球的高级物种奴役

not some hotsy totsy from Glendale

而不是某个来自格兰岱尔市的小妞

Now I downloaded an app that

我下载了一个应用程序

might be helpful in this situation

没准对现在的情况会有帮助哦

You're right

你说得没错

I'm smart as a whip

我这么聪明

whip一词多义有鞭子和聪明的意思

I should be able to figure this out

肯定能找到解决办法的

Hey listen I kind of made plans

话说我这周末

because we're in this relationship beta test

我们正处在恋爱测试阶段

if I should have asked you first

我是不是应该先问问你的意见

Then I thought if I did check with you first

接着我又想如果我真的先问你

then you'd think that I was taking things to seriously

你又可能觉得我对这段感情太认真了

And then en I got a nosebleed

再后来我就流鼻血了

You don't have to check with me

你不用事事都先问我

Do whatever you want

你想干什么就干什么

I guess I was hoping for a different reaction but okay

这不是我期待的反应不过没关系

Really what were you hoping for

是吗那你期待的是什么反应

I don't know

我也不知道

maybe that you'd be a little upset

或许你会小小地生气一下

and then you'd realize that

然后意识到

I'm a stallion that has to run free

我是一匹向往自由的骏马

And that would turn you on a little

这点会让你小小地性奋一下

Okay I'm an actress Ask me again

行我是个演员再问我一遍

Do you mind if I spend the weekend

你介意我这个周末

playing video games with the guys

跟他们几个玩网游吗

Wha the entire weekend

什么整个周末

You mean I wouldn't see you at all

那我岂不是见不到你了

But I j

可我...

No no

算了

I knew what I was getting into

当初爱上你时我就知道了

You can't put a saddle on Leonard Hofstadter

莱纳德这匹骏马是拴不住的

Oh my is it getting hot in here

哎哟屋子里好像变热了

源于西班牙语用于调情

Ay papi

是么宝贝

Ay papi

是么宝贝

What is that

这是什么呀

An acting choice

演技大发挥

So you chose that when you become turned on

这么说每次你性奋的时候

墨西哥动画片《飞毛腿冈萨雷斯》

you turn into Speedy Gonzalez

你就会变成飞毛鼠咯

Choo got a problem with that papi

你有意见吗宝贝

Penny Penny Penny

佩妮佩妮佩妮

Sorry Stallion

不好意思骏马

Your weird friend Giraffe is here

你的长颈鹿疯友来了

Hello Penny

你好佩妮

I just stopped by to bring you this gift

我是过来送你礼物的

Gummy bears Thank you

小熊软糖谢谢

Now that you're in my debt

拿人家的手软吃人家的嘴短

please manipulate Amy into releasing me

麻烦你在艾米耳边吹吹风

from my commitment to attend her aunt's tedious birthday party

别让我去参加她姨妈的无聊生日派对

Not a chance

不可能

All right

好吧

I thought the candy might not be enough

我早料到软糖可能使不动你

so let me up the ante

那我提高价码吧

These are Cooper Coupons

这有几张库珀礼券

These are for various things I can do for you

可以让我为你做各种事

Um oh this one

比如这张

is for one free grammar check

可提供一次免费的语法检查

You could use it for emails letters

我可以帮你检查电邮信件

tattoos what have you

纹身等等诸如此类的东西

Oh this is fun one

这张可有趣了

This is an afternoon with me at the California Science Center

用这张可以跟我在加州科学中心共度下午

where I point out their mistakes

我会现场指出他们的错误

Keep an eye on those expiration dates

注意一下使用期限

I've been burned more than once

我就被骗过不止一次

All right sweetie I'm not going to get involved

够了亲爱的我绝对不会

in your relationship

干预你们的恋情

Oh come on It's just a simple favor

拜托不就是帮个忙嘛

Now when's the last time I asked you

我上一次叫你帮我做事

to do something for me

是什么时候

Yesterday You made me look in your ear

昨天你要我帮你看看

to see if there was a ladybug in it

你耳朵里是不是有瓢虫

When is the last time I asked you to do something

我上一次叫你帮我做非紧急医疗的事

that wasn't a medical emergency

是什么时候

Yesterday You made me look in your ear

昨天你要我帮你看看

to see if there was a ladybug in it

你耳朵里是不是有瓢虫

All right then I have no choice

好吧我别无选择

but to go on to plan B

只有执行B计划了

What's that

什么B计划

I'm going to run around outside

我准备湿着头

with a wet head and try to catch a cold

去外面跑一圈看看能不能感冒

Good morning

早上好

Hello

早上好

I think you're really going to enjoy yourself today

我觉得你今天会玩得很开心的

Not only do you get to meet my relatives

你不但能见到我的亲戚

but since my aunt's nursing home is catering the party

而且因为我姨妈的派对是疗养院承办的

all of the food is incredibly soft

所以所有的食品都软绵绵的

It's like a vacation for your teeth

就像给你的牙齿放假一样

All right

好的

You sure you're okay with this

你确定你想去吗

Yes

确定

I decided to find a way

我决定找一个

that I could have this experience and enjoy it

即能出席派对又能玩得开心的方法

Thank you That means a lot to me

谢谢这对我来说意义重大

Oh don't thank me

不用谢我

Thank wireless technology

要谢就谢无线技术

I realized I can go to your aunt's awful party

我发现即使出席你姨妈的无聊派对

and still spend the whole day gaming with my friends

也一样能跟朋友们玩网游一整天

Sheldon my relatives are going to want to talk to you

谢尔顿我的亲戚都想跟你聊聊

and you're going to be sitting there playing a game

而你却打算坐在一旁玩游戏吗

Isn't that a little rude

这未免太无礼了吧

Oh I got that covered

你放心我有办法

Headset

耳麦

I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying

那些老家伙在说什么我一个字都听不到

You know if playing that game is more important to you

既然你觉得玩游戏比

than honoring your commitment to me

履行你对我的承诺还重要

and you don't mind me showing up at a party all by myself

你也不介意我告诉大家我要带男友出席

after I've already told everybody I'll be bringing somebody

结果却孤家寡人现身在派对上的话

then fine

那我没话说

Go home and play your game

你回家去玩游戏吧

Thanks

谢谢

Ooh listen

对了

I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake

我不介意你带一块生日蛋糕给我

provided the old gal's candle blow is clean and dry

前提是老家伙吹蜡烛时口水没飙出来

Here you go

东西齐了

I've got everything we'll need for the big game

我买了游戏期间我们需要的所有东西

low fat turkey jerky

低脂火鸡肉干

low carb beer

低碳水化合物啤酒

100 calorie snack pack

只有一百卡路里的零食

缺乏Y染色体可能导致发育为娘娘腔

男性染色体为XY 女人染性体为XX

You pick up a Y chromosome while you were there

你买东西的时候有顺便买条Y染色体吗

You might be short one

你也可能是没有Y染色体吧

Hey I plan on leveling up in the game

我是要在游戏里升级

not my swimsuit size thank you very much

不是要升级我的泳衣尺码真谢谢你了

Gentlemen the game offers us a choice

先生们游戏给我们提供了选择

between playing for the Republic and the light side

是选正义使者银河共和国呢

or the Sith Empire and the dark side

还是选大反派西斯帝国呢

Well we're always the good guys

我们向来选做正义使者

In D&D we're lawful good

在《龙与地下城》咱是善良守法

in City Of Heroes we're the heroes

在《英雄之城》里我们是英雄

and Grand Theft Auto

在《侠盗猎车手》

we pay the prostitutes promptly

我们完事后立马付钱给妓女

and never hit them with a bat

还从不用球棒打她们

Those women are prostitutes

是妓女啊

You said they were raising money for stem cell research

你说她们是在为干细胞研究募资

Hey guys I got a surprise

伙计们我有惊喜要给大家哦

Hm if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop

如果是帮助女性肠胃运动的酸奶

I think Raj beat you to it

我觉得拉杰已经捷足先登了

No Bernadette's going to be playing with us

不是伯纳黛特要跟我们一起玩

So that's pretty cool huh Right Sure it is yeah

很不错吧对吧那是当然

What you invited your girlfriend

什么你邀请了你的女友

This is supposed to be our weekend

这可是我们的男生周末

I had no choice Last night she said

我也没办法昨晚她说

"Why don't we go out for brunch tomorrow

我们明天一起吃早午餐吧

and then maybe the Arboretum "

然后再去植物园

And I said "Well no

我说不行

I promised the guys I was going to

我答应他们几个

play a video game with them all weekend "

周末一起玩游戏的

And she said "That sounds like fun

然后她说听起来挺好玩的

Can I come too "

我能加入吗

And then I didn't answer for a second and then she said

我沉默了一会儿然后她说

"Well do you not want me to come "

你是不想让我一起吗

And then I bought her a new laptop and the game

然后我就给她买了个新笔记本和一套游戏

and she's parking the car right now

然后她现在正在停车呢

Is the whip sound app

鞭子抽男人的程序

contextually appropriate here

符合此情此景吗

Uh it is but I think you might've waited too long

可以但我觉得你等得有点久

for it to be funny

笑点都过去了

I was wrong it's still funny

我说错了还是很搞笑

Oh good

太好了

Amy what's wrong

艾米怎么了

My boyfriend's a jerk

我男友是个混球

Well I know he didn't cheat on you

好吧他肯定不是劈腿

so what happened

那是什么事

I had to go to my aunt's party all by myself

我孤家寡人参加我姨妈的派对

and everybody was like

人人都嘲弄我说

"Where's this boyfriend you're always talking about

"你那个总挂在嘴边的男朋友呢"

"Is he real or did you make him up like Armen

"是真有其人还是你编出来的呀"

the miniature horse breeder "

比如之前那个小马农阿曼"

Who's Armen the miniature horse breeder

谁是小马农阿曼

The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back

是我为了摆脱家人唠叨而捏造出来的男友

It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question

但很快就被揭穿了因为我答不上来

"How'd you two meet "

"你俩怎么认识的"

I would have thought at a miniature horse show

要是我我会说是在一场小马秀上

Oh that's good

这答案不错

I panicked and said Woodstock

我慌了神便说是在伍德斯托克音乐节

I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family

我只是想在我家人面前炫耀一下谢尔顿

Sure I get that

当然啦我懂的

I mean he's your first boyfriend and all

他是你的初恋男友嘛

Not just my first boyfriend he's the best boyfriend

他不仅是我初恋男友还是最好的男友

I mean think about it

你想想

I'm dating Sheldon Cooper

我在跟谢尔顿·库珀交往哎

Yes

没错

On purpose

还别有用心

He's handsome he's lanky

他帅气十足身材修长

he's brilliant

才华横溢

and his skin has that pale waxy quality

而且他的皮肤苍白无血色

Well sickly is the new sexy

吸血鬼式的病态肤色的确是新性感指标

Yeah

没错

You know Amy

艾米

sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone

有时候当你跟你真正喜欢的人

you really care about the sucky part is

谈恋爱时不好的地方是

it leaves you open to getting hurt

会让你更容易受伤

Do you ever worry about Leonard doing that to you

你担心过莱纳德这么对你吗

That's hilarious No

问得真搞笑从来没有

Get that guy Get that guy

干掉他干掉他

Dr Rostenkowski

罗斯坦考夫斯基博士

it may interest you to know

要知道

that saying "Pew pew pew" isn't as effective

你这样瞎喊还不如

as pressing your blaster key

直接按爆炸键有效

In the same way that saying "Whee "

同样再怎么乱叫

doesn't make the land speeder go

陆行艇也不会跑起来

Raj Imperial Troopers on your tail

拉杰帝国军队接近你了

Got him

搞定了

When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of non violence

当甘地提倡他的非暴力理论时

I bet he didn't know how much fun it was killing stuff

他肯定不明白打打杀杀有多痛快

All right I think we got them all

好了我们把他们全杀光了

Let's divide up the loot

分战利品吧

Ooh look at this pretty purple robe I just got

看我拿到的这件漂亮的紫色长袍

You should put on yours and then we'll match

你也该穿上你的咱俩多搭呀

But I worked hard to get this armor

我费了好大劲才得到这身盔甲

Sorry I just thought it'd be nice

抱歉我只是觉得

if people knew we were a couple

让别人看出咱俩是一对很有爱

Fine I'll change

好吧我换

I don't think I want to play a game Oh come on

-我不想玩游戏 -拜托

They're playing one across the hall we should too

他们在对门玩得不亦乐乎咱也该玩玩

Okay we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter

好了我们轮流往桌子上扔硬币

off the table and if it goes into this cup

如果谁把它弹到这个杯子里

the other person has to drink

另一个人就得喝一杯

Then you get to go again

然后你再继续

Like that

像这样吗

Wow Yeah b beginner's luck

没错新手运气好而已

So now I will drink this entire cup of beer

现在呢我把这一整杯啤酒喝掉

and you will go again

然后你再继续

All right

好吧

So yeah okay now I'm gonna drink this entire cup

现在我就喝光这杯酒

and then I'm going to drink another one

然后再喝掉一杯

Okay seriously stop What the hell

行了说真的住手搞毛啊

Spent a lot of my childhood

我小时候经常

throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends

往许愿池扔硬币希望能有朋友

At a certain point you start doing trick shots

到了某种程度你就会开始玩花样

just to keep things interesting

好让这游戏不那么枯燥

Whoa give me a second to catch up here Hold on

等我喝完再投等等

That'd be my boyfriend

那是我男朋友的声音

happier playing his dopey Star Trek game with his friends

宁愿和朋友玩无趣的星际迷航游戏

than hanging out with me

也不愿跟我一起出去

Wars What

-是大战 -什么

Star Wars

是星际大战

They get all cranky when you mix the two up

把这俩搞错的话他们会大发雷霆的

What's the difference

有什么区别吗

There's absolutely no difference

绝对没区别

How do I get him to treat me better

怎样才能让他对我更好呢

All right

好吧

Let me give you a little girlfriend 101

我来给你上上女友基础课程吧

Usually the first move out of the gate

通常使出的第一招

is you withhold sex

不跟他滚床单

but that will work better after Sheldon hits puberty

但这招得等谢尔顿到青春期后才有用

So I'd say

所以我认为

give him the silent treatment

对他采取不予理睬政策

No he loves that

不行他爱死这样了

Our record for sitting in a room together

我们俩共处一个房间

and not speaking to each other is six and a half hours

但互相不讲话的记录是六个半小时

He said it was a magical evening

他还说那晚他过得很开心

All right then we're gonna have to go

好吧那我们就只能采取

with an oldie but goodie

最古老也最有效的那招了

making a scene

大吵大闹

I don't think I'd be good at that

这个我可不大擅长

That's why you're lucky to have me

所以说有我这闺蜜你幸运死了

Back in Omaha there are two different restaurants

在我家乡奥马哈有餐厅不允许我进去

I'm not allowed into Both Chili's

就是红辣椒饭店我还被黑名单了两次

Bernadette remember your character's the healer in our group

伯纳黛特记住你是我们团的补血师

You're in charge of healing all of us not just Howard

你不能只给霍华德回血要给大家回啊

I can't help it

我情不自禁嘛

My Howie Wowie has an owie

我的华仔小巫师受伤了呢

That is the most sickeningly sweet thing

这真是我所听过的

I have ever experienced

最恶心的甜言蜜语

And I am sipping Kool Aid through a Red Vine

我正用"蜡烛糖"吸"酷A果汁"呢

Sheldon Cooper I've got a bone to pick with you

谢尔顿·库珀我有帐要跟你算

and I'm about to do it in front of all your friends

我要当着你所有朋友的面算这笔帐

Yeah you pick that bone You pick that bone clean

没错跟他好好算账算得他裤衩都保不住

I'm gonna publicly shame you

我要当众羞辱你

and then sit back as societal pressure

然后我就坐等社会的压力

compels you to modify your behavior

迫使你修正自己的行为

Ooh buuurn

迎头痛击啊

And if you don't start treating me better

如果你以后还不对我好一点

I'm leaving you

我就跟你分手

for a miniature horse breeder named Armen

然后跟小马农阿曼一起

Armen who

哪个阿曼

Armen damn it

阿文就是...见鬼

Look Sheldon she wanted to show you off to her family

谢尔顿她想在家人面前炫耀一下你

and you stood her up okay

你却放她鸽子好吧

Look at this adorable smushy face

看看她这可爱又伤感的表情

Smush smush smush

多伤感多痛苦多郁闷啊

You're hurting me

你弄痛我了

No Sheldon hurt you

错弄痛你的是谢尔顿

Before now it's you

之前他让我心痛现在是你让我脸痛

I think I understand

我明白了

You're the one person

这世界上只有你一个

who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend

可以说谢尔顿·库珀是你男友

but that rings hollow

但这话毕竟有些空洞

if you can't lord him over others in the flesh

如果你不能让他亲自去证明

I forget what I bring to the party

我忘了我能让他们蓬荜生辉

and what I take away when I leave

我走后也会让他们怅然若失

Please accept these valuable Cooper Coupons

请接受这些珍贵的库珀优惠券

as restitution

就当补偿你吧

Sheldon she doesn't want your stupid

谢尔顿她才不要你这些傻不拉唧的...

Ooh Science Center Redeeming

科学中心现在使用

Let's go

出发吧

Well played Amy Farrah Fowler

干得好艾米·菲拉·福勒

Let me get my coat

等我穿件外套

Oh grow up Leonard

长大点吧莱纳德

But e excuse me

各位打断一下

I have something to say

我有话要说

None of you may realize it

你们可能都没意识到

but I was very much looking forward to this weekend

但我真的很期待这个周末

It was gonna be like the old days

就像回到了从前

the four of us hanging out playing video games

在你们几个各自有女朋友之前

before you guys all got girlfriends

我们四个聚在一起玩游戏

Do you have any idea what it's like

你们到底知不知道

to be the only one without a girlfriend

只有我一个人没女朋友是什么心情呀

Even if I get one someday

即使我哪天有了女友

I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper

我仍是最后一名比谢尔顿还晚泡到妞

And that's how a girl makes a scene

看女人就是这么大吵大闹的

I'm sorry sweetie

抱歉亲爱的

You're right You deserve your weekend

你说得对你该好好度周末

Come on Amy let's go

来吧艾米我们走

What about the Science Center

那科学中心什么时候能去啊

I'll let you hold my hair while I throw up

我喝高呕吐的时候让你搂着我头发

Rain check

改天再去吧

I'm gonna go too

我也该走了

I'll miss you I'll miss you

-我会想你的 -我才想你呢

I'll miss you more No I'll

-我更想你 -我才更想...

Just leave

快走吧

Okay now

好了

This is the way it's supposed to be

本来就应该这样

Men together fighting the forces of evil

男人齐聚共同杀敌

Hear Hear

说得对

I can't believe this is only 64 calories

真不敢相信这一瓶只有64大卡

Howard Joel Wolowitz

霍华德·乔尔·沃罗威茨

I've been worried sick for two days

我整整担心了你两天

and I know you turned off your phone

我知道你把手机关了

You open up this door right now

马上给我开门

because I've had it up to here

老娘都走到这来找你了

I have been to the morgue and the hospital

停尸房和医院我都找了一圈

and I spent the last half hour

这该死的楼梯

walking up these ferkakta stairs

让我爬了半个小时

That's my ride got to go

老娘在召唤我该走了