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Oh hey Stuart

斯图尔特

I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space

我有个太空之旅的纪念品要送你

Well Howard that's very nice of you

霍华德你真好

Yeah maybe Open it first

难说哦先打开看看吧

It's my official NASA portrait

我的宇航局官方肖像画哦

"To Stuart your comic book store is out of this world

"致斯图尔特你的漫画店是店上之店

Just like the guy in this picture was "

就像画里的人是人上之人一样"

For the record he also thinks the Walgreens

他还觉得沃尔格林[连锁药店]

and the dry cleaners are out of this world

以及干洗店也是店上之店呢

That's not true

此言差矣

At the Walgreens

在沃尔格林时

I was "over the moon" for their store brand antacids

我称赞他们的药 "甩众店于九霄云外"

Stuart I see you're getting ready for your Halloween party

斯图尔特你开始为万圣节派对做准备啦

Yeah it's my annual attempt to meet women

这可是我每年的泡妞时节呢

Ninth time's the charm

希望第九次可以手到妞来

Would you like me to help

需要我帮忙吗

I do have a certain je ne sais quois when it comes to soirees

置办派对我可是有不少锦囊妙计哦

Thanks but I can't afford je ne sais quois

谢了 "锦囊妙计"我付不起

How much for just quois

单纯"妙计"要多少钱

You know you don't worry about money

不用担心钱

I'll take care of everything Really

-钱的事交给我 -真的吗

Yeah you'll love it Ain't no party like a Koothra party

对啊库萨"派"里顾名思义就是办派对之王啊

But you know what wasn't a party

你们知道什么绝不算派对吗

That hotel in Kazakhstan

火箭发射前的一晚

they put you up in before the launch

我被安排入住哈萨克斯坦的酒店

I mean it's your last night on Earth

那可是我待在地球的最后一晚

You'd think you'd get one porn channel

还以为会送个黄片频道看看呢

Have you noticed that Howard can take any topic

你发现霍华德可以把任何话题

and use it to remind you that he went to space

都拿来炫耀去过太空吗

Interesting hypothesis

这假设有意思

Let's apply the scientific method

套用科学的方法

perform an experiment Okay

-做实验证明吧 -没问题

Hey Howard any thoughts on where we should get dinner

霍华德今晚想去哪里吃饭呀

Anywhere but the Space Station

哪里都行别去太空站就好

On a good day dinner was a bag full of meat loaf

运气好时也就一包肉饼

But hey you don't go there for the food

不过去那里不为美食

you go there for the view

只为美景嘛

It's fascinating

太厉害了

Let me see if I can duplicate the result

让我再试试看结果是否相同

Howard I've always thought

霍华德我一直觉得

the lemon was an underrated fruit

人们太看轻柠檬了

Care to weigh in

有何高见

Not really

其实还真没有

Oh well

遗憾啊

You know people say the Soyuz capsule was a lemon

有人笑过联合号太空舱像颗柠檬

But hey that baby got me to space and back

但好歹它带我上过天又平安返航

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第六季第五集

Ladies night at the Cheesecake Factory

能在起司工厂度过闺蜜之夜

Does it get any better than this

还有比这更美好的时刻吗

I hope so

希望会有

Question

提问

Do you think your husband's fondness for turtlenecks

你觉得你丈夫对高领衣服的热爱

is an expression of longing for his missing foreskin

是在缅怀被犹太割礼掉的包皮吗

It's not getting any better

看样子是没有

Uch It's Leonard

是莱纳德

He wants to go costume shopping later

想拉我去买万圣节化装服

I thought you liked Halloween I do it's just

-你不是喜欢过万圣节的吗 -是啊

he wants to go to that party at the comic book store

但他想去那个漫画店的派对

A lot of the guys that hang out there are kind of creepy

在那里混的很多男的都怪怪的

Like my husband And my boyfriend

-比如我老公嘛吗 -以及我男朋友吗

I'm I'm sorry Amy

艾米抱歉

You were saying something about Howard's foreskin

你刚说到霍华德的包皮什么来着

Nice try but you have to go to that party

少来了你必须参加那个派对

'cause we're going Yeah I'm gonna go

-因为我们俩都会去 -我会去啊

It's just not my idea of a good time

只是那里并非我心中的欢乐派对

Leonard does thing he doesn't like to make you happy

莱纳德也常牺牲自己哄你开心啊

Yeah he's my boyfriend Isn't that like his job

他是我男朋友这是他的义务

Then what's your job

那你的义务是什么

Letting him make me happy

给他哄我开心的机会啊

I just think in relationships

我觉得感情上

you get back what you put into them

你付出多少才能得到多少

That's not always true

也不是永远都这样

Last night I gave Sheldon my best come hither look

昨晚我对谢尔顿施展了我的迷魂眼

and he responded by explaining how

结果他对我解释了

wheat came to be cultivated

人类种植稻米的起源

I guess I could probably try a little harder

我是可以努力试试啦

You could start by taking an interest in his work

你可以从对他的工作表现出兴趣开始

Yeah that's kind of a problem Why

-那有点难度啊 -为什么

Not really clear on what he does

我搞不懂他做什么工作啊

He's an experimental physicist

他是个实验物理学家

Yeah I'm not really clear on what that means

这我也不太理解是什么

He takes hypotheses and designs protocols

他提出假设然后设计实验

to determine their accuracy

从而验证其正确性

Yeah you're really just making it worse

很好现在我更搞不懂了

What kind of tea would you like

你想喝什么茶

I think I'm gonna try green tea mixed with lemon zinger

我想喝绿茶混柠檬活力茶

Two tea bags in one cup

两茶一杯吗

You're not at a rave

又不是在狂欢派对

So listen Sheldon I was thinking

谢尔顿我在想件事

since this is gonna be our first

这次是我们确定关系后

Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend

首次共度的万圣节派对

I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples costume

我想我们准备一套情侣化装服会不错吧

I couldn't agree more

完全同意

Really I find that inconsistent

真的吗这不像是

with everything I know about you

我认识的你会说的话啊

Oh oh on the contrary

这次恰恰相反

Couples costumes are one of the few benefits

情侣化装服可是当情侣少有的

of being in a relationship

好处之一呢

Now imagine this

想象一下

you and I entering Stuart's party

你我一同步入斯图尔特的派对

and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved

众人目光聚焦在全美最有爱

and glamorous couple Yeah

-最迷人的情侣身上 -是吗

R2 D2 and C 3PO

R2-D2与C-3PO

电影《星球大战》里的两个知名机械人角色

Dibs on 3PO

我要扮3PO

Sheldon when I said couples costume

谢尔顿我说情侣化装服

I meant like Romeo and Juliet

是指像罗密欧与朱丽叶

or Cinderella and Prince Charming

或是灰姑娘和白马王子

not two robots

而不是两个机器人

from some silly movie I don't even like

而且我根本不喜欢那部白痴电影

Okay

小心说话啊同志

I'm gonna let that slide

这次我放过你

because I know you're hopped up on tea bags

就当你是要喝双茶包而昏了头

I make compromises for you all the time

我总是为你牺牲自我

Just this once

但就这一次

can't we find something that we're both happy with

我们不能找个两个人都满意的方案吗

Fine How about one of the most beguiling

好吧那打扮成20世纪

and influential couples of the 20th century

最有吸引力和影响力的一对如何

两者均为男性

比尔·休利特和戴维·帕卡德是惠普(HP)公司创始人

Hewlett and Packard

休利特和帕卡德

Dibs on Hewlett

我要扮休利特

What you want to be Hewlett

干嘛你想扮休利特吗

Anybody home

有人在吗

Hey hey hey what are you doing here

稀客稀客啊你来干嘛

I just thought I'd stop by and say hello

我只顺路过来跟你打声招呼

Oh what a nice surprise

真是个美好惊喜呀

I don't think you've ever seen my lab before

你从来没见过我的实验室吧

No I know It's long overdue

对啊早就该来了

So what ya doing

那你在干嘛呢

Better not be building a robot girlfriend

最好不是在造机器人女友

当然不是

Although Howard was making some real strides

不过霍华德在遇见伯纳黛特前

in that area until he met Bernadette

的确在那领域取得了不少进步

What You're kidding Nope

-什么你在开玩笑吧 -没有

Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box

电子丽莎3000现在正乖乖待着箱子里

waiting for the phone to ring

等着主人来电呢

Ooh What's going on in here

哇这里面是什么呀

Oh no no no don't look in there

别别别千万别打开看

What is it secret

干嘛是秘密吗

No it's a nitrogen laser

不是氮激光器

It'll cook your eyeball like a soft boiled egg

看一眼你的眼珠就会变成半熟的鸡蛋

Oh You might want to put a sign on it

或许你该在箱子上标记一下

Sign right there

标记在这里

Ah "Danger " sure sure

"危险" 没错没错

Yeah What's what's that

那个又是什么

Uh that is an integrated ion trap

那是集成离子阱

and time of flight mass spectrometer

和飞行时间质谱仪

Wow High techie techie

哇高科技含量

What's this little box

那这个小玩意是什么

That is a pencil sharpener

那是削铅笔机

Ooh low techie techie

哦低科技含量

So what are you working on right now

那你现在在研究什么呢

It's actually pretty neat Yeah

-其实还蛮了不起的哦 -是吗

Yeah It's a front projected holographic display

是啊这是正投影全息显示

combined with laser based finger tracking

加上手指激光跟踪器

Here I'll show you

来我给你演示

We'll just put this pencil over here

我们把铅笔放在这里

Sharp Thanks to the machine we saw earlier

削得很尖刚才的小玩意挺管用

Very good

非常好

And then a laser will map the reflective surface

然后激光会映射出反射面

and voil

瞧瞧

Wow That is amazing

哇真是太不可思议了

You know there's a foundational idea in string theory

弦理论中有个基本概念

此观点由美国量子物理学家和科学思想家戴维·玻姆提出

that the whole universe may be a hologram

宇宙可能是一张全息图

What do you mean

这话什么意思

Well the holographic principle suggests that

全息原理提出的观点是

what we all experience every day in three dimensions

人类每天在三维空间感受的一切

may really just be information

可能只是宇宙最遥远的地方的

on a surface located

全息投影

at the farthest reaches of our cosmos

我们感受到的宇宙其实是外界的信息

So it's possible that our lives are

所以有可能我们的生活

really just acting out a painting

真的只是在宇宙这张

on the largest canvas in the universe

最大的画布上表演绘画而已

What

怎么了

Sometimes I forget how smart you are

有时我会忘了你有多聪明

You should visit more often

你真应该经常来

What are you doing

你要干嘛

Take off your clothes

把衣服脱掉

What Here Now

现在啊在这里吗

Yeah You got a problem with that No no

-对你有意见吗 -没有没有

It's kind of crazy

真是疯狂啊

I've never fooled around in the lab before

我从来没再实验室搞过

Really Never No

-真的没有吗 -有

I did have a shot with the Lisatronic

我跟电子丽莎试过

but the extension cord wasn't long enough

但是她的电源延长线不够长

Before I forget I'd like your opinion on the menus

趁我还没忘我想听听你们

I've prepared for the Halloween party

对万圣节菜单的意见

The theme is "Food that goes bump in the night "

主题是"怪兽食物"

"Creature from the Black Forest Ham Lagoon "

"黑森林火腿湖怪兽"

源自恐怖电影《黑湖妖谭》

On Sesame seed Bunzillas

酷斯拉芝麻面包

"Night of the Living Garlic Bread"

"死蓉面包之夜"

It's funny because "bread" sounds like "dead "

笑点在"面包"音似"死亡"[英语]

I'm sorry but these are just ordinary foods

抱歉但这些都是普通的食物

with the names bent into tortured puns

不过是名字换成无聊的双关语

The dishes themselves are in no way Halloweenie

菜色本身完全没有万圣节的感觉

Ooh Hallow weenies

万圣节的感觉[万圣香肠]

That's a good one

这双关取得不错

They'll pair nicely with my "Draculoni and Cheese "

这个跟我的"吸血鬼通心粉"很搭

How do I do it

我真是天才啊

That reminds me I was thinking about

我突然想起我打算

wearing my NASA jumpsuit as a costume

穿我的太空衣去

But then I realized everyone would be like

但我觉得大家可能会说

"Where's your costume

"你的化装服呢

Why are you wearing your work clothes you nut "

为什么你穿工作服来啊傻子"

Hello boys

伙计们好呀

What are you smiling at

你在笑什么

Nothing

没什么

You know where's there's a lot of nothing

你们知道哪里什么都没有吗

Space

太空嘛

Boy it's nice to sleep in a bed with gravity again

天啊睡在床上不浮起来的感觉真好

Did I tell you about the night my retainer floated out

我有告诉过你某晚我的牙保持器

of my mouth and into the air lock

飘出我的嘴巴飘进密封舱里吗

Yeah you mentioned it once or twice

有你提过一两次吧

So here we are

我们终于团聚

just a couple of young newlyweds

好一对新婚小夫妻

What to do

做点什么好呢

What to do to you

对你做点什么好

Astronaut Wolowitz reporting for booty

宇航员沃罗威茨上床报到

Preparing thrusters

"推进器"准备

We have liftoff

"火箭"成功升空

Are we clear to jettison that nightgown

睡袍是否能"脱离"了

Okay we need to talk

够了我们得谈谈了

What

谈什么

Howie I know you went to space

华仔我知道你登上了太空

I'm incredibly proud of you

我由衷地为你骄傲

But you might want to try

可你最好不要

and not bring it up every minute

老把这件事挂在嘴边

I don't talk about it every minute

我没有总是提这事啊

Tonight at dinner you went on about it for an hour straight

今晚吃饭时你就聊了整整一个小时

What was I supposed to talk about

那不然聊什么

We were eating at Johnny Rockets

那餐馆叫约翰"火箭"啊

I'm just saying people are getting a little tired of it

我是说大家都有点厌倦这话题了

So I did this amazing thing

所以我完成了如此壮举

and I'm never allowed to mention it

还不准我念叨两句了吗

Of course you can

你当然可以提

But maybe a good rule would be

但更好的方式是

to wait for people to bring it up

等别人先提起这件事

Okay no problem

好没问题

It won't happen again

我不会再主动聊了

I love you

我爱你

I love you too

我也爱你

I can't tell you how many times I dreamed

你都不知道我做过多少次

I was in bed here with you when I was

和你同床的梦当我在...

you know

你懂的

What I can't even point

怎么连指一下也不行吗

So basically this is what's called maglev technology

总的来说这就是所谓的磁悬浮技术

It uses very powerful electromagnets

运用超强的电磁体

to create a force strong enough to overcome gravity

制造出能对抗重力的磁悬浮力

Here you hold this

拿着这个

Whoa That's heavy Yeah

-好重啊 -没错

Oh uh you don't have on any jewelry do you

你没带什么珠宝首饰吧

No Why

没带怎么了

A grad student forgot to take out one of his piercings

上次有个研究生忘了摘"环"

Now he's on a transplant list

如今他在排队等着

waiting for a nipple his size

移植和他匹配的乳头呢

Now watch this

看好了

That is very cool

真是太酷了

Sometimes I like to turn this on

有时候我会开启仪器

and pretend I'm the super villain Magneto

然后假装我是无敌坏蛋万磁王

It's getting a little less cool Leonard

你这么说就不酷了莱纳德

But what I really am is a very smart scientist

其实我只是一个特别聪明的科学家

who understands the mechanics of the universe

身怀宇宙力学知识

and is wearing the sexy black underwear you bought him

身穿你买的性感黑色小裤裤

There we go

这就对了

So I thought the photo booth for the party

我觉得这次派对的拍照间

could either be creepy like a mummy's tomb

可以布置成恐怖的木乃伊之墓

or they also have the Tardis from Doctor Who

或者是《神秘博士》里的塔迪斯一样也不错

A Tardis makes no sense

塔迪斯可不行

It's a time machine from a science fiction show

它是科幻小说里的时间机器

It has nothing to do with Halloween

和万圣节扯不上关系

That being said if you don't get a Tardis

尽管如此如果你不搞个塔迪斯来

you stink and your party stinks

你和你的派对就弱爆了

Do you have a preference

你喜欢哪一种

I don't care Get the Tardis

无所谓就塔迪斯吧

Yes This party just became a major rager

太好了这次派对一定超好玩

Oh by the way can I borrow your bullwhip and fedora

对了我能借一下你的皮鞭和软呢帽吗

Yeah sure whatever

行啊随便你

I was thinking of dressing up as

我想打扮成

Indiana Jones' mocha skinned love child

印第安纳·琼斯的棕皮肤私生子

"Indian" Jones

印度·琼斯

Clever

很有哏

What's wrong with you

你怎么了

Nothing

没怎么呀

Oh Howard I've got a party to plan

霍华德我还得策划派对呢

Don't make me pull it out of you

别让我费劲逼问你了

Okay here it is

好吧说就说

Bernadette said you guys are all sick of me

伯纳黛特说你们都特别烦我

talking about my trip to space

老提上太空的事

Is that true

这是真的吗

No Yes

-不是 -是

We seem to have different approaches here

我俩的处理方式貌似相左啊

I was going for helpful honesty

我是准备诚实地帮助他

I have no idea what you're doing

你这是什么招数呢

It's called being nice

我这叫当好人

Okay If you think being nice

好吧如果你当好人

will get him to shut up I'll try it

就可以让他闭嘴那我也当好人吧

You know what guys Never mind

好了各位没关系的

I just won't talk about the greatest achievement

我再也不提我这辈子最伟大的成就

of my life ever again

就是了

Look at that the problem solved itself

你瞧不攻自破了

Hello boys

小崽子们好啊

What if we were to go

我们装扮成

as dinner table favorites salt and pepper

餐桌最佳拍档"盐和胡椒"如何

You know salt makes me retain water

你明知道我吃多了盐就水肿

and my cousin William was ground to death in a pepper factory accident

而我威廉表哥在胡椒工厂事故中被磨死了

How about Raggedy Ann and Andy

我们扮"破烂小安和破烂安迪"吧

I loved them growing up

我小时候特别喜欢他们

No I don't think so

我不敢苟同

Those dolls represent three things I do not care for

那些破娃娃代表了我最不爱的三件事

clowns children and raggediness

小丑小孩和破烂

I think it's a lost cause No

-我觉得没戏了 -不行

There are certain things that say to the world

在这世上有几件事能向大家证明

"I have a boyfriend and he's not made up "

"我的男朋友是真实存在的"

Matching costumes

情侣装

hickeys and sex tapes

吻痕以及性爱录影带

Pick one

你选一个吧

What's a hickey

什么是吻痕

How do I look

我美不

Fine

还行

Uh oh is someone a little blue

哎呀有人不开心吗[蓝色]

Come on Howie that's like the funniest thing

拜托华仔这可是我这辈子说过

I've ever said in my life

最搞笑的话了

What do you say You ready to go

怎么样可以走了吗

To tell you the truth I'm not really in the mood

说实话我没啥心情去

What are you talking about It'll be fun

说什么呢会很好玩的

All your friends'll be there

你所有的朋友都会去

Yeah some friends They all think I'm boring

是所谓的朋友他们都觉得我很无趣

Maybe you should go without me

也许你应该一个人去

No if I'm there alone people might think

不如果我一个人去人家会以为

I'm just a really short person from Avatar

我是《阿凡达》里的小矮子

I'm sorry I just don't want to go

抱歉我就是不想去

Hey I just spent the last three hours coloring myself blue

我刚花了三小时把自己涂成蓝色

I'm gonna be washing paint out of my Smurf for a month

我"蓝密处"的蓝色得洗一个月才会掉呢

Fine

好吧

Two weeks ago I was an astronaut

两周前我还是宇航员

Yeah well now you're a Smurf Keep walking

好啦你现在是蓝精灵快走

Oh my God you guys look adorable

我的天你们好可爱

Thanks so do you

谢谢你们也是

Slutty cop

你扮的是放荡女警吗

No sexy cop

不性感女警

Slutty cop only came with a skirt and two badges

放荡女警的行头只有超短裙和两个徽章遮胸

And Albert Einstein

你扮的是爱因斯坦吗

Ja und later she's going to arrest me

对稍后她会逮捕我

for goink fashter zen da shpeed of light

因为我超速超过光年了

I thought we said in the car no accents

我们在车里说过了不准有口音

Sorry Officer

抱歉警官

Hello

你好

It's a great party

好棒的派对

Thank you

谢谢

The monster foods they're really fun

怪兽食物好有意思

Oh yes thank you

是的谢谢

I like to think of fun things like that because I'm fun

我喜欢想出有意思的事因为我是有意思的人

I'm not clinically depressed at all

我完全没有临床忧郁症

Sheldon get in here

谢尔顿进来

I should've picked hickey

我应该选吻痕的

Hey hey look at you guys

瞧你们俩

I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C 3PO

我是破烂安娃娃他是破烂C-3PO

It was a compromise I lost

这是妥协我输了

Can you believe Stuart's walking around

斯图尔特居然到处招摇将派对

taking credit for this party

成功的功劳全揽在他一人身上

Who cares

谁在乎啊

What do you mean "Who cares"

你这么说是什么意思

Look at what I pulled off here

看看我的心血

The deejay's on fire

DJ够劲爆

there's a Tardis photo booth in the back room

后面房间有个塔迪斯照相亭

and oh my God the food

还有食物棒的不得了

Stuart wanted Kraft Draculoni and cheese

斯图尔特还想命名为"卡夫德古拉通心粉"

卡夫食品公司

You're right the party's fantastic

你说得对派对棒极了

Please tell me more

求你再多说说

I haven't heard enough about it all week

我这周还没听够呢

because hearing about that never gets old

听这个话题永远不会腻

Is this about the space thing again

这又是因为太空那件事吗

Well I'm not allowed to talk about it

我不允许谈这个话题

but since you brought it up I went to space

但既然你提了我上过太空

Space space space Space space space

太空太空太空我上过太空

Whoa Drinky Smurf

醉鬼蓝精灵

Can I talk to you for a second

过来我们说两句

Great now I'm in trouble

好了我有麻烦了

You happy

你开心了吧

You out

你给我出去

You are being very rude

你太没礼貌了

No I'm not They're all being rude

我才不是他们才没礼貌

And you're being rude

你也没礼貌

Me What did I do

我我做了什么

"Oh Howie

"华仔

Stop talking about space so much

别再说这么多太空的事了

Nobody likes it "

没人喜欢听"

I don't sound like that

我说话才不是那样

You're my wife

你是我老婆

You're supposed to be on my side

你应该支持我才对

I'm always on your side

我一直是支持你的啊

Then why are you trying to take this away from me

那你为什么不让我炫耀这事

Being an astronaut is

成为一名宇航员

the coolest thing I'm ever gonna do

是我这辈子能做的最酷的事

If I stop talking about it then I'm just

如果我不再说这个那我只是...

Just what

只是什么

Just plain old Howard Wolowitz again

只是以前无趣的霍华德·沃罗威茨了

Plain old Howard Wolowitz is the best guy I know

以前无趣的他是我认识的最好的男人

You're just saying that

你只是说了安慰我

No I'm not I married him

我不是我嫁给了他

On purpose

特意的哦

Come here

过来啦

I love you

我爱你

I love you too

我也爱你

Nothing to see here

没什么热闹可瞧

Just sexy police business

性感女警在执行公务

Just explaining the theory of relativity

我只是跟她解释相对论

Twice

"两次"哦

Hey what you watching

在看什么呢

I don't know

不知道

Raj sent me some video of Buzz Aldrin

拉杰发了我一段巴兹·奥尔德林的视频[著名宇航员]

巴兹·奥尔德林与阿姆斯壮一同上太空的著名宇航员

Here you go It's a Milky Way

给你这是银河牌巧克力棒

The Milky Way's a galaxy in space

银河系是太空里的星系

I've been in space

我上过太空哦

Here's a Mars bar

这是火星牌巧克力棒

I'm an astronaut

我是个宇航员

And this one's a Moon Pie

这是月亮甜饼

I walked on the Moon

我曾在月亮上漫步

What have you done

你做过什么

Okay I get it

好啦我懂了