生活大爆炸-S05E16_生活大爆炸

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Gentlemen I think I've come up with a fun way

先生们我想我找到了一个

to get young people interested in science

让年轻人对科学感兴趣的办法了

Mad Libs 是一种填词游戏

Physics Mad Libs

物理疯狂填词游戏

其他人或自己可以随机说出一些固定词性的单词

一篇文章中若干单词空缺并指定填入单词的词性

Now give me a number Five

-给我个数字 -五

等都填完之后这篇故事就会被念出来以达到一种幽默的效果

And an irrational constant

再给我一个无理数

"E "

E[欧拉数]

And a funny Greek letter

再来一个搞笑的希腊字母

Gamma

γ[希腊语的第三个字母]

I said funny

我说了要搞笑的

Upsilon Good one

-那Y[希腊语第二十个字母]呢 -不错

And an electrical charge

再给我一个电荷

Positive

正电荷

Perfect

棒极了

Okay Get this

好了听好了

"Professor Jones told the symposium

"琼斯教授在讨论会上宣布

he had a new method for calculating the mass of a muon

他找到了计算介子质量的新办法

Five times the limit of 'E' to the upsilon as "

E到Y极限的五倍..."

Okay No no

好吧不笑了不笑了

I'll start over

我重说一遍

"Professor "

"琼斯教授"

I haven't seen him laugh that hard

打从莱纳德犯了个乘法错误后

since the day Leonard made that multiplication error

我还真没见他狂笑成这样过

Oh Oh Lord that multiplication error

天啊那个乘法错误

He thought he carried the one

他以为自己有进位

But he didn't

其实根本没有

It's not funny

一点也不好笑

That mistake got published

那篇错误的论文还被发表了

Stop I'm going to wet myself

别说了我笑得都快尿裤子了

Hey guys guys President Siebert is headed this way

伙计们伙计们赛博特校长朝咱们走过来了

I wonder what he wants Doesn't look happy

-他来干嘛 -看样子不太爽

so I'm guessing he wants to talk to Sheldon

所以我猜应该是来找谢尔顿的

Dr Cooper

库珀博士

Told ya

我就说嘛

Oh President Siebert

赛博特校长

I assume you'd like to respond to one of the suggestions

我猜您是来回复我在您办公室旁放置的

I put in the box by your office

建议箱里的其中一条建议吧

No and stop installing suggestion boxes everywhere

不是你别再到处给我装建议箱了

You don't like written suggestions

您不喜欢书面建议

You don't like when I give them to you

您也不喜欢咱们一起上厕所时

while we're urinating in the men's room

我给您的口头建议

If I didn't know you any better I'd say that you're one of those

要不是我对您有所了解我会以为您也是

stubborn people who are not open to suggestions

那种固执己见不肯采纳他人意见的老古板呢

Dr Cooper the physics department chair tells me

库珀博士物理学部门的主席告诉我

you're refusing to take your vacation

你不肯休假

I don't need a vacation

我不需要休假

You're obligated to take one

你有休假的义务

And I'd also like you to know the most often received

而且我想告诉你在你没经过我同意

suggestion in my suggestion box you installed without asking me

就擅自给我装的建议箱里收到的最多的建议就是

is "Can Dr Cooper take a vacation "

"能不能让库珀博士去休假呀"

Okay settled then I'll see y'all of you Monday

好吧问题解决那咱们就周一见咯

except for you

除了你

But if I don't come into work

但如果我不来上班

what am I supposed to do with myself

那我自己要去干嘛

Read rest travel

看书休息旅游

I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year

我听说这个季节去阿富汗不错

Sarcasm

是说反话吗

No You should go

不是你真该去一趟

By aBu 201705

生活大爆炸第五季第十六集

That tonight's gonna be a good night

今夜将是个美好的夜晚

Black Eyed Peas 《I Gotta Feeling》

And tonight's gonna be a good night

今夜将是个美好的夜晚

And tonight's gonna be a good good night

今夜将是个美好得不得了的夜晚

Tonight's the night uh uh

就是今夜

Let's live it up uh

齐来狂欢

I got my money let's spend it up

钱早备好尽情挥霍...

Good Lord

上帝啊

Would you stop that caterwauling

你别跟猫叫春一样行不

What the hell are you doing

你在这里干嘛

Bleeding from my ears

听你蹂躏我的耳朵到出血呀

What are you doing hiding back there

你藏在我车后座上干嘛

I'm sneaking into work

我要偷溜去上班

Now if the guard at the university asks

如果大学门口的保安问你

what's under the blanket

毯子下面藏着什么

you tell him it's some lobster traps

你就跟他说是捕龙虾的装置

Lobster traps Yes

-捕龙虾的装置 -没错

That's how Velma and Scooby

维尔玛和史酷比就是这样

皆为美国著名卡通《史酷比》中的人物

smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse

把主人毛毛偷运进那个老灯塔里的

What are you going to do when you get to the university

你进到学校里面以后怎么办呢

People are going to recognize you

人们肯定会认出你的

Will they Leonard

有可能吗莱纳德

Fine Just get back under your blanket

好吧乖乖藏回毯子底下

and I'll drive you there

我会载你过去的

And no more singing

不许再唱歌了

Fine

好吧

I have GPS on my phone

我手机有导航

I know you turned around

我知道你掉头了

I'm so glad you talked Howard

我真高兴你说服了霍华德

out of having your wedding invitations in Klingon

不要用克林贡语来写你们的结婚喜帖

Turn it over

翻过来看背面

I'm hoping my relatives think it's Hebrew

希望我的亲戚会以为这是希伯来语

This is really happening

今天终于来了

I'm gonna be a maid of honor

我要当伴娘了

I'm gonna wear a beautiful dress and walk down that aisle

我将穿着一条漂亮的裙子走过教堂的走廊

and finally I will have my special day

然后迎来我的大日子

You mean my special day

你是说我的大日子吧

They're gonna need an extra large veil for somebody's head

某人的新娘头纱得要加大码的

If I ever actually ever get married

如果我真的能结成婚

Why wouldn't you

为什么结不成

My dad

因为我爸呗

'Cause I make a lot more money than Howie

我挣得钱比华仔多

he's putting a lot of pressure on me to get a prenup

所以我老爸逼我签订一个婚前协议

Ouch

这可不妙

Yeah Howie's gonna freak out

是啊华仔会抓狂的

Parental pressure can be daunting

来自父母的压力还真是可怕

I remember the battle with my mother about shaving my legs

记得我以前因为不愿刮腿毛而跟我妈吵架

Last year I finally gave in and let her do it

去年我终于举腿投降让她把我刮了

I just don't know how I'm gonna break it to him

我真不知道该怎么跟他说这件事

You know I'm a big believer in breaking bad news

我坚信向男人宣布坏消息的最好时机

to a guy when you're in bed with him

就是跟他在床上的时候

That's how I told my high school boyfriend

我就是这么告诉我高中男友

I slept with his brother

我跟他哥上床的事情

That's how I told his brother the same thing

然后场景不变再把主角换成他哥

I don't know I don't want to manipulate him with sex

我不知道可我不想用性来操纵他

Oh sweetie that's what sex is for

亲爱的这才是性的用处所在

You know the connection between marriage and money is nothing new

其实婚姻和金钱的联系早在过去便如此

In fact the term "wed" referred to the money and livestock

"结婚"一词在过去就是指

that the groom paid the bride's father

新郎付给岳父的金钱和牲畜

For example

比如

you're adorable

如果你长得标致

intelligent and a good earner

聪明伶俐又会挣钱

I could conservatively see you going for

保守地说你也能得到

at least two oxen and a goose

至少两头牛和一只鹅

You would fetch a unicorn

而你绝对能收到一头独角兽

Sheldon there are a million great vacations you could take

谢尔顿有很多度假胜地你可以去

What about Hawaii

夏威夷怎么样

莫洛凯岛在十九世纪后成为夏威夷群岛中专门关押麻疯病人的地方

Hawaii is a former leper colony on top of an active volcano

夏威夷就是昔日坐落在活火山上的麻风病人隔离区

where the disappointing ending to Lost was filmed

《迷失》的烂结局也是在那里拍的

Mahalo为夏威夷语

Mahalo for nothing Hawaii

真他妈感谢你夏威夷

How about Florida

那佛罗里达呢

They got Cape Canaveral

那里有卡纳维拉尔角

they got Disney they got my Aunt Ida

迪士尼乐园我的艾达姨妈也在那

and the world's largest collection of diabetic candy

她集了世界上最全的糖尿病患吃的糖果

Plus if you get sweaty enough

而且你要是汗出得够多

her plastic covered furniture is like a flume ride

还可以用她的塑料膜沙发玩激流勇进

My family took a trip to Florida when I was a child

小时候俺家去佛罗里达旅行过一次

A seagull stole a hot dog from me on the beach

在沙滩上一只海鸥偷了我一条热狗

I got the message

我就知道这儿不欢迎我

You know if I had a week off I'd go back

我要是能放一周假

to the Two Bunch Palms Resort and Spa in the desert

我会再去沙漠温泉酒店

I tell you an hour on the massage table with Trevor

告诉你们让特雷弗给你按摩一小时

and you'll feel like you were born without bones

你会酥软到觉得自己生来就没骨头

I don't think I could ever let a guy give me a massage

我估计受不了一个男的给我按摩

Really What was I doing to your neck last night

是吗那昨晚你玩X-BOX的时候

while you were playing X Box

我在给你的脖子做什么

It's like I'm living in a dictatorship

感觉我就像生活在独裁之中

"You must take a vacation you must have fun

"你一定要去度假你一定要开心

you must enjoy life "

你一定要享受生活"

I don't think you have a good handle on dictatorships

你好像误解了独裁的意思吧

Sheldon everybody takes vacations

谢尔顿每个人都需要休假

One time they tried to make Richard Feynman take a vacation

理查德·费曼以前也被逼着休假

but he chose instead to expand his mind

可他选择拓宽思维

and learn something new

学一些新知识

He went to work in his friend's biology lab

他去了朋友的生物实验室工作

Richard Feynman was a famous American physicist

理查德·费曼是美国著名的物理学家

盎格鲁国家秘密研发原子弹项目的代号

曼哈顿工程是第二次世界大战期间

part of the Manhattan Project

参与过曼哈顿工程

Everyone in the world of science knows who Richard Feynman was

科学界的人都知道理查德·费曼是谁

Now you do too

你是现在才知道的吧

Oh I have a brilliant idea

我想到了一个绝妙的主意

Amy's a biologist I'll go work in her lab

艾米是生物学家我可以去她的实验室工作

Isn't that just Feynman's idea

这不就是费曼的主意吗

Ten seconds ago you never heard of him

几秒钟前你还没听说过他

Now you're an expert

现在就装起专家来了

Hey you Is that your laundry

-这么巧 -这是要洗的衣服吗

You only have like six things in there

怎么才这么几件

Yeah I didn't have any quarters

我没有零钱了

so I've been sneaking stuff into other people's loads all day

所以一直偷偷把衣服塞到别人的衣服堆里

Hey if I tell you something

如果我告诉你一件事

will you promise not to tell anybody

你能保证不告诉别人吗

It doesn't matter what I say you're gonna tell me anyway

我说什么无所谓反正你也会告诉我

What That is not true

什么才没有这回事

Bernadette wants a prenup

伯纳黛特想签婚前协议

Wow That's rough

这事过分了吧

So you're saying if I became a famous movie star

这么说如果我成了著名影星

we got married you wouldn't sign a prenup

我们结婚的话你不会签婚前协议吗

Absolutely not

绝对不会

If I'm gonna be stuck at home with the kids

如果我要待在家里带孩子

while you're on location

而你在出外景

瑞安·高斯林好莱坞帅哥影星

cheating on me with Ryan Gosling

跟瑞安·高斯林玩偷吃

then Leonard gots to get paid

那莱纳德就不是这么好打发的了

So you think about us getting married

你想过我们结婚吗

I think about a lot of things

我想的东西可多了

I think about us getting married

我会想我们结婚

I think about us breaking up

我也会想我们分手

Once in a while I think about

有时我还想

how I didn't leave a note on that Mercedes

自己上个月在停车场

I dinged in the parking lot last month

撞了人家的奔驰没留字条

but then I have a glass of wine and it passes

不过喝杯酒就抛到九霄云外了

Joke all you want but you think about it

随你怎么说笑但你还是想了

Well tell you one thing

告诉你一件事

if I ever do get married no Klingon invitations

我要是真要结婚了绝对不用克林贡语写喜帖

Good luck catching a man with that attitude

祝你能用这态度去抓住男人的心

Boy oh boy

哎哟喂

This vacation is off to a wonderful start

这次度假有了个美好的开端

The smell of formaldehyde

甲醛的气味

the whir of the centrifuge

离心机的嗡嗡声

the distant chatter of lab animals

被送去解剖的实验室动物

being dispatched for dissection

那渐渐远去的叫喊声

Mm I can already feel my cares just melting away

我觉得自己的担心在慢慢消逝

I'm excited to work with my boyfriend

我很高兴能和自己的男朋友公事

It's gonna be romantic

肯定很浪漫

Way to kill the mood

真会扫兴

Come on Sheldon

别这么说谢尔顿

We can be like Marie Curie and her husband Pierre

我们可以像玛丽·居里和她丈夫皮埃尔那样

who spent their days working side by side

他们日夜并肩工作

bathed in the glow of their love and the radium

沐浴在爱和镭的光辉下

that ultimately killed her

那玩意儿最终还要了她的命

Screw Beauty and the Beast

《美女与野兽》弱爆了

that's the love story Disney should tell

这才是迪士尼应该拍的爱情故事

Okay what do we start with

好吧我们从什么开始呢

Maybe splicing some genes clone a sheep

要不拼接一些基因克隆一只羊

perhaps grow a human ear on a mouse's back

或者在一只老鼠背上植个人耳

Ha ha I'm a freak

哈哈我是个怪胎

Oh I'm gonna be doing some brain stem histology

我准备做一些脑干组织的实验

while you put yourself on the business end

你可以用那块海绵

of a sponge and wash those beakers

洗那些烧杯

Wash those bea

洗烧杯

Oh I get it a little hazing for the new fella

我明白了欺负新来的是吧

Yeah I'd better keep an eye out for what

我还得眼睛睁大点

shoe polish on the microscope

小心显微镜上有鞋油

or mad cow disease in my grilled cheese sandwich

烤芝士三明治里有疯牛病菌是吧

No I just need those beakers washed

不是我真的要用干净的烧杯

Hippity hop quick like a bunny

小兔子乖乖赶紧干活了

Wha Excuse me you have Dr Sheldon Cooper in your lab

拜托大名鼎鼎的谢尔顿博士在你实验室呢

You're gonna make him do the dishes

你就让他做洗碗的工作啊

That's like asking the Incredible Hulk

那不等于叫绿巨人

to open a pickle jar

去开泡菜罐头嘛

Sheldon you've never worked in a lab like this before

谢尔顿你从没在生物实验室工作过

You have no experience in the field of biology

你对生物领域毫无经验

I have plenty of experience in biology

我对生物的经验可多了

I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998

我1998年买了个电子宠物鸡

And

瞧

it's still alive

它还活着呢

Let's do this

所以没问题了吧

Where's Howard No "Hi Raj"

-霍华德呢 -招呼都懒得打吗

No "How are you Raj "

也不问我今天过得怎么样

Just straight to "Where's the other white guy "

一开口就问另一个白人在哪儿

I'm sorry

抱歉

So listen I heard something about him

听着我听说了点关于他的事

Can you keep it between us

你能保密吗

Ooh gossip

哎哟八卦

When I first got here I thought you Americans

我刚来这的时候我以为你们美国人

really gossiped around the water cooler

真的只在冷水机旁说八卦呢

So I hung out there for like a month

所以我去那边转悠了大概一个月

but the only gossip I ever heard was about some creepy guy

但我唯一听到的八卦就是有个诡异的家伙

hanging out by the water cooler

总是围着冷水机瞎转悠

Bernadette wants to get a prenup

伯纳黛特想要签婚前协议

Oh that's a shame he's gonna be devastated

这太丢脸了他肯定会悲痛欲绝的

I never know what to do in these situations

我对处理这种情况没有经验

Should I give him a heads up

我该给他点建议吗

Hmm I'm gonna give you the same advice

我给你的建议就跟我看真人秀《单身汉》的一样

I yell at the TV when the Bachelor's handing out roses

当那些男人拿着玫瑰不知送给谁时我就会嚷

Follow your heart

随心所愿

Check it out

快瞧瞧

Look at the size of that Rice Krispie Treat

看这份超大米花糖

Same price

价钱一样哦

Hey Howard I need to tell you something

霍华德我得告诉你点事

I know it's not on my wedding diet

我知道结婚前不该吃这些

I don't care

我不在乎

Uh l listen I

听着

A prenup

婚前协议

What are you gonna do

你要怎么办

I don't know

我不知道

Follow your heart

随心所愿

You know what it's not a big deal

其实这也没什么

She makes more money than me

她赚的钱比我多

She wants to protect her financial interests

她想要保护自己的经济利益

It's completely reasonable

这完全合理

Good That's a healthy attitude

很好你这心态不错

Yeah actually it's good for both of us

其实这对我们两个都好

I have assets to protect too

我也有要保护的财产

Like what

是吗比如呢

I've got some rare comic books

我有些很珍贵的漫画书

The Vespa's almost paid off

那辆卫士摩托的贷款也快还清了

And Ma and I have a primo double cemetery plot at Mt Sinai

我和妈在西奈山优先订了一个双人墓

right near the guy who played Mr Roper on Three's Company

就在那个演过《三人行》里罗柏先生的人旁边

Mr Roper's dead

罗柏先生死了吗

You can't just spring that on a guy

你怎么能人家在毫无心理准备下说出来呢

Here you go

给

This is now the only lab

这件实验室里的玻璃器皿

with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates

可是独一无二因为它们被个有双博士学位

卡尔·萨根美国著名天文学家和科学家

and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan

和一张卡尔·萨根签过的禁止令的人洗过

Soap spots Wash 'em again

有肥皂泡重新洗

Y You're being ridiculous

胡说八道

Those are perfectly clean

这些器皿彻底洗干净了

Sheldon this beaker used to contain cerebral spinal fluid

谢尔顿这个量杯盛过

from an elephant that died of syphilis

死于梅毒的大象的脑脊液

If it's in fact perfectly clean

如果真的彻底干净了

drink from it

你敢拿去倒水喝吗

Biologists are mean

生物学家好刻薄

All right perhaps this task will be a little bit more up your alley

好了这个任务可能有点超出了你的能力

I need you to count the bacteria spores on these petri dishes

我要你数清这些培养皿里的细菌孢子

There was something wrong with that detergent

那个清洁剂有问题

That was way too bubbly

有好多泡泡

I'm sure it was I intend to write

-我想是吧 -我准备写一封

that soap company a strongly worded letter

措辞强力的投诉信给肥皂公司

Yeah good for you Now start counting

好吧不错现在开始数吧

You know what this place needs

知道这地方需要什么东西吗

A suggestion box

建议箱

366

三百六十六

367

三百六十七

How's it going

怎么样了

How's counting going

你是说数数吗

When I was in kindergarten

我还在上幼儿园的时候

I recited pi to a thousand places for the school talent show

我在学校才艺展示上背了圆周率小数点后的一千位

I think I got this Great

-我想这难不倒我 -很好

Aw nuts

我擦

One

一

This is preposterous

这太可笑了

I think you're giving me these tasks

你一直让我做这些工作

because you're afraid if you give me anything meaningful to do

因为你担心我要是做了有意义的工作

I'll show you up

我就会超过你

Really Is that what you think

真的吗你就这么想的吗

Yes that's what I think

对我就是这么想的

And I'm super smart so it's probably true

而我这么超级聪明的人这没准就是事实

Hey I've been training in the field of neurobiology for 12 years

我在神经生物学领域锻炼了12年

You've been here for three hours

而你只来了3小时

and you've spent one of them in the bathroom

其中1小时还花在厕所里了

I'm sorry It takes me a while

不好意思我没上过这里的厕所

to get things going on an unfamiliar toilet

总得花点时间来熟悉熟悉

Sheldon I've given you the simplest things to do

谢尔顿我给你的都是最简单的工作

and you haven't done one of them right

你还一件都没有做对

Maybe that's because I'm not being challenged

也许是因为这些工作没有挑战

It's the same reason Einstein failed math

就和爱因斯坦数学不及格一样

Maybe the math was too bubbly for him

也许数学对他来说泡泡[0]太多了

You think you're doing science by cutting up that brain

你觉得切割大脑需要技术含量吗

They could do the same thing at any Quiznos

这和在三明治店做的没什么两样

And they'd offer to toast it for me too

而且他们还会给我吐司面包呢

Okay smart guy

好吧聪明鬼

I'm about to remove the locus coeruleus

我正要切除蓝斑核

which is incredibly delicate work

这是份超精细的工作

Have at it

你来吧

All right

好啊

I'm no stranger to a little gray matter

我对这种灰白质可熟悉了

Locus coeruleus

蓝斑核

Locus coeruleus

蓝斑核

You're getting warmer it is indeed in the brain

你猜得差不多了这确实是脑子里面的

You're getting warmer一般用在猜谜或游戏活动中

Hope your hands are steady

希望你的手有够稳

It's the width of a single hair

这活儿细如发丝

But this is just biology

但这不过是普通的生物学

so I'm sure it's no problem for a genius like you

肯定难不倒向你这样的天才

It's not I'll have you know in the field of physics

那是当然你要知道在物理学领域

we work with particles so small

我们研究的粒子小到

they make fat jokes about the locus coeruleus

可以嘲笑你们的蓝斑体型过胖

I e when your locus coeruleus sits around the house

就是说你们家蓝斑闲坐家中

it sits around the house

那家里简直水泄不通

Oh are we nervous Dr Cooper

紧张了吗库珀博士

没有

What you see

你所看到的

is a man trembling with confidence

是我满怀信心的颤抖

Does a locus coeruleus normally bleed that much

蓝斑通常都会出这么多血吗

No But your thumb does

不但你的手指会

Oh dear

天啊

Yeah you're a biologist

哎哟就你还想当生物学家呢

What are you doing here

你来这干嘛

I'm on vacation

我在度假

Social convention dictates

按照社会惯例

that I let my hair down at a local watering hole

我应该来当地酒吧放松一下

Social convention is stupid

社会惯例就是个屁

What happened to your thumb

你的手指怎么了

I have ten fingers and ten toes

我有十个手指十个脚趾

If I tell you a story about each one of them

要我每个指头的故事你都要听

we'll be here all day let's just move on

那可得说上一整天所以算了吧

What can I get you

要点什么

Ah seeing as I'm on vacation

既然我是在度假

uh Pina Colada seems appropriate

凤椰朗姆酒比较合适

调制成的加勒比海特色鸡尾酒

凤梨片椰奶和白色褐色朗姆酒

Extra pineapple slices extra whipped cream

多加凤梨片和鲜奶油

extra cherries extra umbrellas

再给双份樱桃和小伞

and uh hold the rum

还有不要朗姆酒

Don't let me have too many of those

记得别让我喝太多

Hey what are you guys doing here

您二位在这干嘛呀

We're grown men we drink at bars

我们都是大人就该在吧台这喝酒

No and no

扯胡扯

Everything okay with you and Bernadette

你和伯纳黛特还好吧

Oh yeah sure

好啊当然好

You and Amy Good

你和艾米呢还好吗

Oh better than good

好得不能再好了

You know those girls text me every detail of their lives as it happens

要知道她们都会把生活中的每件事都发短信告诉我

I'm not signing a prenup

我是不会签婚前协议的

All right Howard Wolowitz listen up

好吧霍华德·沃罗威茨给我听着

You sign anything she puts in front of you

她给你什么你就签什么

because you are the luckiest man alive

因为你是世上最幸运的人

If you let her go

要是失去了她

there is no way you can find anyone else

你再也不可能找到像她这么好的

speaking on behalf of all women

我是代表全体女同胞说这话

it is not gonna happen we had a meeting

你绝对不可能再找到我们开会一致认同的

And you a grown man

还有你一个成年人

fainting at the sight of a little blood Excuse me

-居然看到一点点血就晕倒 -拜托

this is a fairly substantial wound

这个伤口那是相当大

You

你...

Amy Amy Amy

艾米艾米艾米

What do you want

有何贵干

I was kind of hoping I could continue vacationing in your laboratory

我希望能继续在你实验室里度假

After all I did book the whole week

毕竟当初我预定了一整周

Do you honestly think you can just waltz back in here

你真的以为就凭你昨天那样

after the way you behaved yesterday

还能轻易地回来这里吗

I was not myself

昨天我那是身不由已

I had lost a lot of thumb blood

因为手指失血过多

That's not an apology

这话可不算道歉

That is your opinion

就你不觉得而已

I want a real apology

我想听的是真正的道歉

I'm sorry that you weren't able to No

-我很抱歉你没有能够... -不对

that my genius

抱歉我的天赋...

不对

that the soap was

抱歉那肥皂太...

Sheldon

谢尔顿

Fine

好吧

Sorry

对不起

You're forgiven

我原谅你

Now if you want to stay get started on those beakers

你若真想留下来就先去洗那些烧杯

They're still dirty from yesterday

昨天就没洗干净

Next year I'm going to EPCOT

明年度假我要去"未来世界"玩

美国佛州迪士尼的主题乐园

Are you mad at me

你在生我气吗

No I'm not mad at you

不我没有生你气

I just

我只是...

wish you would have come to me

希望你直接跟我说

so I didn't have to hear it through the nerd vine

而不是让我从某些书呆口中听到

So what are we gonna do

那我们该怎么办

You really want me to sign a prenup

你真的想让我签婚前协议吗

I don't know

我不知道

My dad's pretty insistent on it though

虽然我爸在这点态度上非常强硬

Why don't I talk to your dad man to man

何不让我跟你爸谈谈来个男人之间的对话

Really Oh that'd be so great

真的吗那太好了

Done

就这么说定了

I should probably give you a heads up about a couple of things

我先警告你一些注意事项

Even though he's retired from the police force

虽然我爸已经从警局退休了

he still carries his gun

他还是配着枪

But don't worry he won't shoot it

但别担心他不会开枪的

It's more of a fashion statement

更多是想彰显自己时髦

Okay

好的

And just to be safe when you talk to him

为安全起见你跟他谈的时候

don't bring up Jimmy Carter gardeners

千万别提起吉米·卡特园艺师

吉米·卡特:美国第39届总统 2002年诺贝尔和平奖获得者

foreign people homosexuals Sean Penn

外国人同性恋者西恩·潘

Vatican II gun control organic food

第二次梵蒂冈大公会议枪支管理法有机食品

the designated hitter rule recycling or the fact that you're Jewish

指定打击规则资源回收或你是犹太人的事实

Got it got it

明白明白

Will you e mail me that list

把这单子电邮给我吧

So the thing to watch for

所以要当心的是

if he's shouting at you you're okay

若他冲你吼那就没事

but if he starts to get real quiet

但若他开始变得沉默

leave as quickly as you can without making eye contact

千万别跟他目光接触有多快就跑多块

Not in a straight line throw some zigs and zigs in there

切勿跑直线要之字形逃命

You know this isn't that pressing

反正这事也不是迫在眉睫

Why don't I talk to him about it in May

不如等五月份我再找他谈吧

In May you're gonna be on the International Space Station

五月你就上国际空间站了

They got a phone

空间站也有电话的嘛