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Problem

有问题吗

This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten

这是我吃过最难吃的脆皮水果派

It tastes like it's made of actual ground up shoemaker

味道就跟出自一个初级的补鞋匠之手一样

Amusing A play on the two meanings of "cobbler "

真好笑 "cobbler"一词两意都点到了

(cobbler既有水果派也有鞋匠的意思)

Hey guys Guess who I found at LAX

伙计们猜猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了

My baby sister Priya

我的妹妹普丽娅

Excuse me I object

抱歉我反对

You propose a guessing game

你提出的是一个猜谜游戏

yet you don't give me enough time to guess

可是你一点猜的时间都不给我

For the record I was going to say

声明一下我本来就打算说

"Your sister Priya "

"你的妹妹普丽娅"

Oh Sheldon You haven't changed a bit have you

谢尔顿你一点都没变对吧

Why would I change

我为什么要变

The hope has been that

她的本意其实是

you'd eventually bend to public opinion

你最终能变得正常一点

So Priya what brings you back to L A

普丽娅什么风把你吹来洛杉矶

I have a one day layover on my way to Toronto

我本来要去多伦多但我得在这滞留一天

Corporate merger

企业并购

Can you believe it

你们相信吗

Little Priya's one of the lead attorneys

小普丽娅是印度最大汽车公司

for the biggest car company in India

首席律师之一

Given that when we met her she was finishing law school

鉴于当时咱们见面她已经从法学院毕业了

and planning an internship at a large Indian car company

而且正打算去一家大的印度汽车公司实习

it's actually extremely plausible

这个结果其实相当合理

And your poll numbers just keep dropping

你怎么就这么惹人嫌呢

I want to catch up with all of you

虽然我很想跟大家一起聊聊

but first I really must visit the loo

但我得先去上个厕所

I'm going too I'll show you where it is

我也去我给你指路吧

All right this goes without saying

好的虽然这不用明讲

but I'm just going to say it anyway

但是无论如何我还是重申一下

Hands off my sister

不许碰我妹妹

Why would I touch her She's covered with airplane germs

我干嘛碰她她浑身布满了飞机细菌

I'm so not talking to you I'm talking to him

我当然不是跟你说我是跟他说

Hey I've got a girlfriend now Oh please

-喂我都是有女朋友的人了 -拜托

My sister's much hotter than your girlfriend

我的妹妹比你那女友辣多了

and you know it

这点你心知肚明

Let's just agree they're both hot

她们俩都很辣行了吧

But dude that's my sister you're talking about

但是伙计你说的可是我妹妹

Okay forget who's hotter

算了不说这个话题

The first time Priya came to L A Leonard and I made a pact

普丽娅第一次来洛杉矶时我和莱纳德

out of respect to our friendship and to you

出于对我们友情以及对你的尊敬

that neither of us would hit on her

我们约定谁也不能泡你妹妹

Did you pinky swear

你们拉钩钩了吗

Yes

当然

Okay then

那好吧

Cobbler I'm still laughing

补鞋匠的水果派我到现在还忍不住发笑

It's really nice to see you again Leonard

真高兴再次见到你莱纳德

Yeah It's good to see you too

是啊我也很高兴见到你

Here you go

你到了

Thanks

谢谢

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

哇哦哇哦哇哦

Okay

继续

So you got any special plans with your sister

你跟你的妹妹有什么特别计划吗

Oh not really Just hang out

没有就是一起出去玩

I always tell people "If you have only one day

我总是跟人说如果你只能在

in Los Angeles make it a train day "

洛杉矶呆一天火车一日游是最佳选择

Train day

火车一日游

The fun starts with brunch at Carney's in Studio City

乐趣始于在影城的卡尼餐厅吃早午饭

a hotdog stand in a converted railroad dining car

在改造过的铁路餐车里有一个热狗站

Next stop Travel Town

下一站 Travel Town

an outdoor museum featuring 43 railroad engines

一家户外的博物馆专门展出1880年至1930年的

cars and other rolling stock from the 1880s to the 1930s

铁路引擎汽车和其他轨道车辆

And finally we're off to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood

最后我们在浮华与魅力并存的好莱坞下车

for dinner at that's right the Hollywood Carney's

对就在好莱坞的卡尼餐厅吃晚饭

a hotdog stand in a different converted railroad dining car

那是另外一个改造过的铁路餐车热狗站

I don't think we're going to do that

我们才不会玩这个

Well then apparently you hate fun

显然你讨厌寻乐

Priya's not back yet

普丽娅还没回来呢

Well I guess that's not unusual

这很正常

Women men the whole sitting standing deal

女人男人一个蹲着一个站着

So what are we talking about

咱们刚才聊到哪里了

Uh my plans with Priya

我和普丽娅的出游计划

He rejected Train Day

他拒绝火车一日游

Did you make it clear that it's two different train cars

你有说清楚那是两辆不同的火车车厢

turned into hotdog stands

改造成的热狗站吗

Abundantly

十分清楚

I guess he just hates fun

我想他就是讨厌寻乐

That's what I said

我也是这么说的

Okay so what's new with you guys

好了你们有什么新闻

I have a girlfriend now

我有女朋友了

Hey good for you

不错嘛

Yeah I just want to put it out there

嗯我就想让大家都知道

in case I inadvertently

以防我不经意

squirt any pheromones in your direction

朝你喷射出我的性引诱外激素

Happy

满意了吧

So Priya what are your plans while you're here

普丽娅你有什么安排吗

I don't know I just have the one day

我不知道我只有一天时间

Do you like trains

你喜欢火车吗

Not particularly

不是特别喜欢

You might as well just wait at the airport for your flight

那你在机场上等着登机就好了

"You are in a forest

你在一片森林当中

"There is quicksand to the west

在西面有一片流沙

a path leads to the east "

有一条通向东面的路

Go east

去东面

"An iron gate blocks your way "

一道铁门挡住了你的路

Open gate

开门

"It's locked "

上锁了

Hmm

这样啊

Well so much for that

那算了

It's getting pretty late How come you're still up

很晚了你怎么还不睡

I found an emulator online that lets you play classic text based

我刚在网上发现了一款游戏模拟器

computer games from the 1980s

可以玩上世纪80年代的经典文字游戏

That's pretty cool

不错啊

Oh yes It runs on the world's most powerful graphics chip

当然了因为它用到了世界上最强大的图像处理器

imagination

想象力

You've really got to get out more

你倒是真该好好发掘一下

Go north

向北走

"You can't go that way "

你不能走这条路

Go west

向西走

"A troll blocks your passage "

巨魔挡住了你的道路

Okay Fasten your seatbelts

好吧系好你的安全带

Kill troll

剿灭巨魔

"With what "

用什么

With sword

用剑

"You don't have the sword "

你没有剑

Good golly it's as if it's actually happening to me

天呐这种倒霉事真降临到我头上了

Raj finally went to bed

拉杰总算上床睡了

Sheldon's still up

可谢尔顿还没睡

You said he goes to bed at 9 00

你跟我说过他九点会睡的

Yeah he does but he got caught up in a computer game and

他的确应该睡了但他刚痴迷于一款电脑游戏...

Hit troll with axe

用斧头击杀巨魔

Hit troll with axe

用斧头击杀巨魔

Hit troll with axe

用斧头击杀巨魔

My this is one tough troll

服了这真是个顽强的巨魔

Can't you get rid of him

你没法摆脱他吗

If the past is any indication no

根据以往经验不可能

Leonard I'm trapped in quicksand

莱纳德我陷进流沙里了

The axe is dragging me down

这斧头在拖我下去呢

Drop axe

扔掉斧头

Drop axe brilliant

扔掉斧头英明

Give me a minute

稍等一下

Sheldon Hold on

-谢尔顿 -等一下

Trying to figure out how to get the bucket

我正在思考如何能拿到桶

so I can carry the mud past the dragon

这样我就能扛着泥土越过那条龙了

Sheldon you need to work in the morning I know

-谢尔顿你还得早起工作呢 -我知道

Well then bed mister

那还不赶紧睡觉

Five more minutes

再给我五分钟嘛

Really

你确定吗

You're going to risk getting sleepy in the middle of your

你打算冒着在热力波动学研讨会上打瞌睡的

thermodynamic fluctuations seminar

风险继续玩下去吗

You know what happens when you yawn in public

你知道自己在公众面前打哈欠的后果吧

Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvula

大家都会看着我形态奇异的小舌头

You don't want that do you

你也不想看到这个画面吧

不想

But it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated

但我们社会嘲笑奇异舌头的做法是可耻的

Who was at the door

刚才谁敲门了

Uh building manager

呃楼管员

They have to fix a pipe

他们要来修个管子

so the water'll be off tomorrow from noon to 2 00

所以明天中午到下午两点会停水

That's unacceptable

这是让人无法接受的

We're supposed to be given written notice

我们理应提前得到书面通知的

Well no it doesn't matter we'll be at work

没关系的反正我们到时候也是在工作的

What if I spill tomato soup on my shirt

如果我不小心把番茄汤撒到衣服上怎么办

and have to come home to change

我必须回家来换

only to find there's no water for an enzyme soak

结果发现没有水来泡洗衣粉吗

Bifurcated uvula Sheldon

别忘了分叉的小舌头谢尔顿

I'll have the chicken noodle Good night

那我明天吃鸡肉面吧晚安

We're going to have to be very quiet

我们一定得注意小声点

I know how to get the bucket

我想到如何拿到桶了

I can turn the axe around

我可以反过来握斧头

and use the handle to reach it

然后用斧头把钩到水桶

Let's see

让我试试

Go north

向北走

"You are in a forest "

你现在身处森林

Go north

继续向北走

"You are in a forest "

你仍然身处森林

Go north

再往北走呢

"You are in a forest " Oh dear I believe I'm lost

你还是身处森林天呐我想我迷路了

Well I'll just have to get a fresh start tomorrow

我还是明天从头再玩吧

No no no You just took a wrong turn

不不不你刚才只不过方向搞错了而已

You just need to map it out

你只要把图画出来就行了

Come on I'll help you

来吧我来帮你

So you stopped at the stream and you turned north three times

你停在了小溪旁然后向北走了三次对吧

Yes

是的

You're right You're lost Good luck

你说对了你是迷路了祝你好运

Leonard Wake up

莱纳德醒醒

Huh Wh Sorry

抱歉

For what

抱歉什么啊

I don't know When I'm in bed with a girl it's just

我也不知道只要我跟女孩子同床共枕后

it's my go to response

这就是我的条件反射应答

It's 6 00 I have to get back to Raj's

已经六点了我得在拉杰睡醒

before he wakes up and realizes I'm gone

发现我不见了之前赶紧回去了

Oh Right Sure

哦那好吧

I wish you could stay in L A a while longer

我真希望你能在洛杉矶待久点

Mmm me too

我也想啊

You know I was thinking

知道吗我刚才一直在想

there are some great research facilities in India

印度其实也有这么多先进的实验设施了

Where are you going with this Leonard

你想说什么莱纳德

Well I'm just saying you know I don't have any real ties here

我其实想说反正我在这也没啥牵挂

so if I were to move to New Delhi we could you know

我也可以搬去新德里[印度城市] 我们可以一起你懂得

go out

出去玩玩

Leonard didn't we have this conversation five years ago

莱纳德我们五年前不就谈过这个了吗

Well yes but

是这样的但是...

things have changed

今非昔比了嘛

You know you're older I'm older

你也长大了我也长大了

Look no more superhero bed sheets

看吧再也没什么漫画英雄的床单了

Sweetheart

亲爱的

just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean

我们在一起很愉快并不意味着

I want to have a serious relationship

我想要开展一段正式的感情生活

It doesn't Mm mm

-不想吗 -不想

And besides I could never bring a white boy home to my parents

此外我永远也不可能介绍个白种男孩给我的父母

They'd have a cow

他们宁愿要头牛

Which is a much bigger deal in India

这在印度可就很大件事了

I'm not that white

我也没很纯的白人血统啦

My great great grandmother was half Cherokee

我的高祖母有一半彻罗基[印第安族]血统

I know that's not the right kind of Indian but it is something

我知道虽然不是真正的印度血统但也算印什么了啊

You're funny

你真有趣

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

Leonard

莱纳德

What

啥事

I heard a woman laughing

我听到了女人的笑声

Oh uh yeah I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman

哦我刚才想试试自己能否笑得像个女人

Oh Well good job Quite convincing

哦那做的不错啊很真实啊

I smell perfume

我闻到了香水味

Air freshener

空气清洗剂的味道

And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck

你这脸颊和脖子上是口红吗

Rash That's a bad rash

是疹子很严重的疹子

My sympathies

深表同情

I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis

我很了解这种红色祸害也就是皮炎

Can I interest you in a topical steroid

我在我的乳液和软膏系列里

from my lotion and unguent collection

帮你找一种管用的类固醇好吗

Uh yeah yeah that sounds great

好啊好啊这主意不错

Very well I'm sure I can find something

很好我相信我可以找到

that will help you ditch that itch

帮你止痒的东西

Okay he's in the bathroom Let's go

好了他去洗手间了我们走

Do you prefer ointment or cream

你喜欢软膏还是霜剂

Cream

霜剂

With or without a numbing agent

要不要含麻醉添加剂的

Without

不要

Really Leonard

真的吗莱纳德

There are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis

有皮炎的时候可不能逞英雄

Fine With

好吧那就要

Prescription or non prescription strength

处方药还是非处方的强效药

Use your best judgment

发挥你的判断力吧

Well I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC

我有一支很不错的2009年的肛泰软膏

It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids

通常是针对严重发炎的痔疮的

but it also goes nicely with non mucosal body parts

但是对非粘膜器官也管用

Sounds great

听起来不错

Excellent choice

明智的选择

Okay hurry hurry hurry

好了快点快点快点

Come on come on come on

快走快走快走

Priya

普丽娅

Good morning Sheldon

早上好谢尔顿

For shame Leonard for shame

羞耻呀莱纳德羞耻

And to think I was ready to waste

我居然还差点准备

the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you

把我最后一点好用的痔疮霜浪费在你身上

Making pretty good time huh

挺开心的啊

Is that really what you want to talk about Leonard

你真的想说这个吗莱纳德

不是

What do you want to talk about

那你想说什么

Please don't tell anyone

拜托别跟任何人说

I spent the night with Raj's sister

我跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了

There it is

说出来了

What if someone asks

要是有人问起来呢

No one's going to ask if I spent the night with Raj's sister

没人会问我是不是跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了

Perhaps but they might ask me something else

或许吧但是他们可能会问我别的

Like what Like

-比如呢 -比如说

"Has Leonard betrayed any of his friends recently "

莱纳德最近有没有做出背叛朋友的行为

Priya and I are both adults

普丽娅和我都是成年人了

I didn't betray Raj

我没有背叛拉杰

In fact you did but I was referring to Howard

你有但是我指的是霍华德

What are you talking about

你在说什么

April 12 2005

2005年4月12日

Bob's Big Boy Toluca Lake

在图卢卡湖的鲍勃大头娃汉堡店里

Raj had just introduced us to Priya for the first time

拉杰第一次把普丽娅介绍给我们

She was enjoying the sweet taste of Hindu rebellion

她正在享受印度教禁止的美味食物

in the form of a Bob's Super Big Boy hamburger

那就是鲍勃超级大头娃牛肉堡

In order to preserve your friendship

为了维护你们的友谊

you and Howard made a pinky swear

你和霍华德发拉钩钩说

that neither of you would attempt to woo her

你们俩人都不许追求她

I had a patty melt

我点了一份奶酪牛肉片

Okay fine I betrayed Howard

好吧我背叛了霍华德

And Raj All right and Raj

-还有拉杰 -好的还有拉杰

And me

还有我

You

你

Violation of the Roommate Agreement's

你违反了室友协议中

overnight guest notification clause

有留宿客人要提前通知之一条款

Okay fine I I'm a horrible human being

好吧我是个令人讨厌的家伙

I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena

我就是帕萨迪纳的达斯·维达

(《星球大战》中的重要角色黑武士)

You're far too short to be Darth Vader

你当达斯·维达还太矮了点

At best you might be a turncoat Ewok

你最多也就是叛徒伊渥克[星球大战]

My point is Priya's gone and it would be much better

我只是想说普丽娅已经走了

if no one else found out about us

要是没人知道这件事就最好了

You mean you want me to keep a secret

你是说你想让我帮你保密

Yes

是的

You know I can't keep a secret

你知道我是保守不了秘密的

You can if you try

你努力尝试的话就可以的

Think about it this way

就这样想

um if I were Batman and you were Alfred

如果我是蝙蝠侠你是艾尔福

(蝙蝠侠的管家)

you'd keep that secret right

你一定可以对我的身份保密对吧

Why do you get to be Batman

凭什么你是蝙蝠侠

Because Batman has the secret

因为蝙蝠侠才有身份的秘密呀

Alfred has secrets too

艾尔福也有秘密的

Like what Alfred knows

-什么秘密 -艾尔福知道

that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl

芭芭拉·科尔顿是蝙蝠女

Which I've now just told to Batman

而我刚刚就把这个秘密告诉了蝙蝠侠

See I cannot keep a secret

你看我就是保守不了秘密

Ta dah

挞哒

What

什么

Ta dah

挞哒

It's short for

这是

Da da da da

哒哒哒哒的缩减版

Kind of busy here Sheldon

谢尔顿我正忙着呢

I know that's why I shortened it

我知道所以我才缩减了

What do you want

你想干吗

I came to go over your alibi for last night

我是来给你提供昨晚的不在场证明的

What alibi

什么不在场证明

You've asked me to lie on your behalf and as you know

你让我替你撒谎而你也知道

I am deeply uncomfortable with impromptu dishonesty

我很讨厌没有提前准备的谎言

so I've provided you with an ironclad alibi

所以我就给你准备了不在场的铁证

You couldn't have spent last night with Priya

你昨晚不可能跟普丽娅过夜

because you were with another woman

因为你跟另一个女人在一起

Oh I'm so sure I'm gonna regret this

我一定会后悔的

but who was I with

但我还是要问我跟谁在一起

The fun loving and morally loose Miss Maggie McGarry

风趣但作风随便的麦琪·麦凯瑞小姐

Oh God

天啊

You met her at Pasadena's most popular

你们是在帕萨迪纳最有名的

Irish watering hole Lucky Baldwin's

爱尔兰酒吧幸运鲍德温酒吧认识的

where Maggie spends her nights tending bar

麦琪是那里的吧台服务员

with a head full of curls and a heart full of dreams

她一头卷发心怀梦想

"Leonard call me if you are interested in coitus

莱纳德想要苟合的话就打给我

Sincerely Maggie McGarry "

麦琪·麦凯瑞敬上

And if anyone were

如果真的有人

to actually call that number they will hear this

打这个号码查证的话他们会听到

Top of the morning to you

祝你有个美好的早晨

You've reached Maggie McGarry

这里是麦琪·麦凯瑞家

Leave a message after the wee little beep

在轻盈的哔声后请留言

It's pretty convincing huh

很真吧

That wasn't even a real person

那都不是真人发声

And here is the clincher

最后还有

a lock of Maggie's flaming auburn hair

一撮麦琪的红棕色头发

Where'd you get that

你这是从哪弄来的

From an orangutan in the primate lab

从灵长类实验室的红毛猩猩身上剪的

An orangutan

红毛猩猩

Well no one's going to run a DNA test on it Leonard

又没人会去验DNA 莱纳德

Honestly you overthink everything

说真的你想得太多了

Sheldon I don't need an alibi

谢尔顿我不需要不在场证明

Nobody's going to ask about last night

只要你不乱说话

as long as you just zip your lip

没人会问昨晚的事的

Thank you

谢了

Now don't worry everything is going to be fine

别担心不会有事的

强烈怀疑

Hey

好啊

Hey Leonard will you please tell Howard

莱纳德你能不能告诉霍华德

my sister has never been attracted to him

我妹妹从没喜欢过他

Come on Raj

得了拉杰

how am I supposed to know

我怎么知道你妹妹

who she is attracted to or was attracted to

现在喜欢谁以前喜欢过谁

or who she might be attracted to in the future

将来又会喜欢上谁啊

And I have nothing to contribute

我对这个话题

to this conversation

毫无建设性意见

Because I too know absolutely nothing

因为我也完全不知道

about Priya's preferences in male companionship

普丽娅对男性伴侣的偏好

And with that I will re zip my lip

所以我会再次闭上嘴

Hey so what did you guys think

对了你们觉得昨晚

of the new episode of Caprica last night

卡布里卡的最新一集怎么样

I didn't see it

我没看

Didn't see it

啥没看

What were you doing

那你在干什么

Uh I was out

我出去了

What on Caprica night

啥昨天可是卡布里卡之夜

Yeah I uh went for a drink

是啊我出去喝了一杯

Really you

真的假的就你

Where w where'd you go

你去哪儿了

To uh

去了...

Lucky Baldwin's

幸运鲍德温酒吧

Oh I've heard of that place

我听说过那地方

Isn't that Pasadena's favorite Irish watering hole

那不是帕萨迪纳最受欢迎的爱尔兰酒吧么

Yes

没错

Did you meet

你有没有在那里

anyone interesting there

遇到谈得来的人

perhaps a promiscuous redheaded barmaid

是不是个滥交的红发调酒师

As a matter of fact I I I I I can't I can't

说实话我不行了

I can't do it

我做不到

Sure you can you're doing fine it's very believable

你当然可以你做得很好相当令人信服

I'm sorry Raj but the truth is

我很抱歉拉杰但事实上

I was with Priya last night

昨晚我和普丽娅在一起

Don't listen to him

别听他的

He's still light headed from all the Irish whiskey

他还满脑子爱尔兰威士忌和熏蛋

and pickled eggs in his system

一团浆糊呢

What were you doing with Priya

你和普丽娅在一起做什么

I believe they engaged in coitus

我确信他们是在性交

but more importantly

但更重要的是

if Leonard had not abandoned his story

如果莱纳德没有半途而废

would you have found it plausible

你觉得那个故事可信么

You slept with my sister

你上了我妹妹

Yeah

对

How could you We had a pact

你怎么可以这样我们约定好的

Excuse me I think "How could you She's my sister"

不好意思我认为"你情何以堪她可是我妹妹"

takes precedence over a five year old pinky swear

总比小孩子的勾勾手约定重要吧

May I point out

请允许我指出

in a parallel universe your friends are saying

要是在平行世界你的朋友会说

"Maggie McGarry she sounds lovely "

"麦琪·麦凯瑞这名字听起来真可爱"

Look I I admit it I may have crossed a line here

听着我承认我是越线了

but come on Raj your sister is a grown woman

但是拉杰得了你妹妹都成年了

and to her I'm a forbidden piece of white chocolate

对她来说我不过是块禁忌的白巧克力罢了

I don't believe it

真是难以置信

This is a terrible betrayal of my trust

这是对我信任莫大的背叛

No w w would it help if I told you

要是我告诉你我向她献出真心

that I offered her my heart and she kind of stomped on it

却被她狠狠践踏你会好受点么

How hard did she stomp

她践踏得多狠

Very hard

相当狠

Okay I'm good

好吧好受多了

Well Raj

那个拉杰

I just want to say that I'd never betray your trust

我只是想说我绝不会背叛你

Unlike Leonard I respect you

不会像莱纳德那样我尊重你

Really

真的么

Mm hmm

当然

Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj

你瞒着拉杰你把他的iPhone

about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal

掉进了便池这算哪门子尊重

Dude I put that thing on my face

神马我还把那玩意贴我脸上呢

I think a more amusing violation of Raj's trust

我觉得对拉杰最有趣的欺骗

is when Howard convinced him that foreigners give presents

是霍华德居然让他相信

to Americans on Thanksgiving

感恩节外国人要送美国人礼物

Hey I didn't see you giving back

喂我也没看到你

your Snoopy snow cone maker

把他送你的史努比刨冰机还给他啊

That was all a lie

那都是骗我的吗

This year's gifts are already wrapped

今年的礼物我都准备好了

And as long as we're talking about betraying our friends

既然我们谈到背叛朋友的事

how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects

何不说说谢尔顿曾经整个月都

and mixing them into Leonard's food

把虫子磨碎再混进莱纳德的食物里

Well excuse me

不好意思

That was not a betrayal

那又不算背叛

That was an experiment to determine

这只是个实验用来证明

at what concentration food starts tasting "mothy "

什么浓度会使食物尝起来有"蛀虫"感

You put moths in my food

你在我食物里放虫子

For science

为了科学而献身

I can't believe you kissed my sister with moth mouth

你居然用吃过虫子的嘴吻我妹妹

Well I can't believe you used Sheldon's toothbrush

你还用了谢尔顿的牙刷呢

You used my toothbrush

你用了我的牙刷

Not the brush part just the little rubber thing

没用刷毛的部分不过是用那橡皮垫

to pick food from my teeth and massage my gums

剔了剔我的牙顺便揉了揉牙床

Okay I I think it's safe to say

好吧我想我可以说

that we've all done some things

我们都做过一些

we're not particularly proud of

不那么光彩的事

But come on we're friends

但是算了我们是朋友

Friends overlook each other's minor lapses

朋友会互相谅解彼此的小错误

For the record Howard I'm sorry that I broke our pact

所以霍华德我很抱歉背叛了我们的约定

Thank you

多谢

And I'm sorry about your phone

我很抱歉把你的iPhone掉进了便池

and Thanksgiving

还有感恩节的事

And while we're at it

既然说到这个

you don't have to wash our clothes on the Fourth of July

其实国庆节你也不用替我们洗衣服

As long as we're apologizing

既然你们都道歉了

Sheldon I'm I'm sorry I used your toothbrush

谢尔顿很抱歉我用了你的牙刷

And I'm sorry

我也很抱歉...

but that behavior is beyond the pale

那这种行为让人忍无可忍

and cannot be tolerated

不可原谅

We are no longer friends

我们不再是朋友了

I got you a talking Thomas the Tank Engine for Thanksgiving

感恩节我送你个托马斯蒸汽火车头

With real puffing smoke

会喷真的烟吗

Yes

会

All right

好吧

But I'm watching you

但我记住你了

Hey you've got Snoopy out

哎呀你把史努比拿出来了

Can I have a snow cone

我能来一杯刨冰么

Well sure

当然

This is pretty good

味道不错

What flavor is this

这是什么味道

Guess

猜猜

Papaya No

-木瓜吗 -不是

Guava You're so close

-石榴呢 -接近了

I give up

我放弃是什么

Mango caterpillar

芒果毛毛虫

What are you doing

你这是干什么

You said you liked it

你说你喜欢的呀