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Previously
on
The
Big
Bang
Theory...
《生活大爆炸》前情提要
Can
you
believe
our
little
lamb
is
finally
getting
married
你能相信我们的小羊羔终于要嫁人了吗
He
can't
believe
it.
他肯定不信
And
neither
can
I.
我也不敢相信
Hi
Dad.
How
you
doing
爸 你还好吗
Then
by
the
power
vested
in
me...
我以"连你都能证婚网"
by
EvenYouCanPerformWeddings.Com...
所赋予我的合法权利
...I
now
pronounce
you
husband
and
wife.
我现在宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻
You
may
kiss
the
bride.
你可以吻新娘了
Good
morning
wife.
早安啊 老婆
Good
morning
husband.
早安啊 老公
I
can't
believe
we're
actually
married.
真不敢相信我们真的结婚了
It's
official.
According
to
tradition
正式完婚了 根据传统
we
should
hang
the
bedsheets
outside
我们应该把床单挂在外面
so
the
villagers
can
see
that
we
consummated.
这样其他村民就能知道我们行房了
I
don't
think
that
that's
appropriate
我觉得这有点不太合适吧
considering
where
we're
starting
our
honeymoon.
毕竟我们是在这里开始我们的蜜月之旅
Well
I
suppose
you're
right.
你说的有道理
Although
when
you
think
about
it
不过如果你仔细想想
Lego
is
the
perfect
metaphor
for
marital
congress.
乐高有着形容夫妻房事的最完美隐喻呢
Two
pieces
that
interlock
with
a
satisfying
snap.
两片乐高"合体"并带有爽度十足的咔哒声
Oh
that's
the
sound
you
were
making.
原来你当时发出的声音是这意思啊
Oh
I
almost
forgot.
我差点就忘了
While
you
were
sleeping
I
ordered
room
service.
在你睡觉的时候 我点了客房送餐
Really
真的吗
Voila
请看
You
thought
it
was
going
to
be
food
didn't
you
你本来还以为是食物 对吧
Is
it
nice
having
Sheldon
and
Amy
away
on
their
honeymoon
谢尔顿跟艾米出去度蜜月你们是不是很爽啊
Yeah
because
now
Leonard
and
I
get
all
this
alone
time.
是啊 因为我跟莱纳德有大把的独处时间
But
you're
not
alone.
We're
here.
但你俩不能独处啊 我们在呢
Yes.
Yes
you
are.
是啊 你们在呢...
Would
you
like
us
to
leave
so
you
and
Leonard
can
talk
about
需要我们先行告退 好让你们夫妇有空聊
all
the
things
you
have
in
common
你们之间有的共同话题吗
Ha
ha
she
called
your
bluff.
哈哈哈 吹牛被抓到了吧
So
something
pretty
cool
happened.
有件很酷的事情跟你们分享
Channel
3
asked
me
to
be
on
the
news
tomorrow
night
第3频道邀请我去上明晚的新闻
to
talk
about
the
meteor
shower.
去聊聊即将到来的流星雨
Oh
that's
great.
Hey
Congratulations.
-那很棒啊 -恭喜你啊
You
know
that's
how
Neil
deGrasse
Tyson
got
his
start.
尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森也是这么开始火的
He
went
from
the
Hayden
Planetarium
他从在海顿天象馆就职
to
guesting
on
the
local
news
到去地方电视台当嘉宾
to
ruining
everyone's
favorite
movies
on
the
Internet.
最后在网上吐槽毁了大家所钟爱的电影
Now
it's
happening
to
me.
现在这机遇轮到我身上了
Ooh
I
should
probably
make
a
list
或许我该开始列个表
of
all
the
scientific
inaccuracies
in
Mamma
Mia
2.
写下歌舞电影《妈妈咪呀2》中的科学不合理处
You're
gonna
go
on
live
TV
and
admit
you've
seen
that
movie
你确定要在电视直播中承认你看过这个电影吗
Hey
your
husband's
the
one
who
took
me.
是你老公带我去看的
Meryl
Streep
and
Cher
Yeah
I
saw
it.
影后梅丽尔·斯特里普与雪儿 小爷看过咋的
Sounds
like
someone's
in
there.
听起来像里面有人啊
My
God
what
if
Sheldon
and
Amy
are
getting
robbed
天啊 有人进去偷谢尔顿与艾米家可怎么办
Or
worse
what
if
they're
back
early
还可能更惨 是他们提早回来了
They're
not
they
just
posted
a
picture
没回来 他们刚刚发了一张
in
front
of
the
Statue
of
Liberty.
在自由女神像前的合影
Real
or
Lego
Lego.
-真的那尊还是乐高 -乐高
So
what
should
we
do
Should
someone
go
check
it
out
我们该怎么做 我们谁去看看情况吗
I
would
but
I
got
to
be
on
TV
tomorrow.
我愿意 但我明天得上电视
Got
to
protect
the
money.
我得保护好我的生财机器啊
Oh
yeah
someone's
definitely
in
there.
是的 里面绝对有人
Okay
let's
go
into
our
apartment.
好 大伙先进我们的公寓
We'll
lock
the
door
we'll
call
the
pol...
我们把门锁上 再打给警...
Hello
Anyone
in
there
有人在里面吗
Yes
Oh
uh
Mr.
Fowler.
-有事吗 -是福勒先生啊
Sorry
we
didn't
know
you
were
here.
抱歉 我们不知道你在这里
We
we
actually
thought
someone
was
breaking
in.
我们还以为是有人偷闯入了他们家里
And
we
were
ready
to
take
them
down.
而你当时准备好要放倒贼人了
Amy
asked
me
to
water
her
plants.
艾米请我来给她的植物浇水
She
doesn't
have
any
plants.
她没养植物
Well
you
caught
me
in
a
lie.
好吧 被你抓到我撒谎了
Have
a
good
day.
在下告辞
That
was
weird
right
刚才很奇怪吧
Was
it
I
I
honestly
can't
tell
anymore.
怪吗 我已经失去分辨怪的能力了
Hey
did
you
even
see
Mamma
Mia
1
你有看过《妈妈咪呀》第一部吗
Didn't
need
to.
The
sequel
stands
on
its
own.
不需要 这续集能自成一部
Here
you
go.
来
If
you
need
any
recommendations
while
visiting
New
York
如果两位游览纽约时需要任何事物的推荐
please
don't
hesitate
to
contact
me.
随时欢迎你们联系我
Well
it
is
our
honeymoon.
我们正在度蜜月
So
we
are
going
to
be
quite
busy.
所以我们会挺忙的
Got
it.
懂了
Harry
Potter
play
parts
one
and
two.
要去看哈利波特舞台剧 上下两部
And
tomorrow
a
tour
of
the
sites
而明天我们要去参观
where
Nikola
Tesla
lived
worked
and
slowly
went
crazy.
尼古拉·特斯拉居住 工作与慢慢发疯的地方
And
of
course
coitus.
当然不用说 还有交媾
Well
enjoy
New
York.
And
I
guess
coitus.
那祝两位享受纽约之旅 以及...享受交媾
Really
Sheldon
真的假的 谢尔顿
You
want
to
do
it
again
你想再来一发吗
Don't
act
surprised.
别一副很惊讶的样子好吗
It's
clearly
marked
on
the
schedule.
明明白白写在日程表上了
Now
我看看
shall
we
steam
the
wrinkles
out
of
our
wizard
robes
我们是应该先熨平我们巫师袍上的褶皱
or
make
vigorous
socially
sanctioned
love
还是做一次激情并受社会认可的爱
Either
way
I
can
check
something
off
my
to
do
list.
任何一种我都能消掉一项待办事物
Socially
sanc
Oh
wow.
Yeah
there
it
is
right
there.
社会认... 哇靠 还真的写了
Uh
hurry.
Raj
is
on
next.
快点 马上轮到拉杰了
All
right.
I
can't
believe
they
canceled
Vampire
Diaries
我真不敢相信他们砍了电视剧《吸血鬼日记》
but
they'll
show
this.
却留着这破烂节目
This
is
the
news.
这可是新闻啊
And
that
was
a
woman
torn
between
two
hunky
vampires.
那剧是在说一个女人为两个帅壮吸血鬼左右为难
What
is
your
point
你的点是什么
Larry
I
know
you're
in
there
拉里 我知道你在里面
Is
that
Amy's
mom
是艾米她妈妈吗
Let
me
in.
让我进
Let
me
in
让 我 进
Either
that
or
the
Big
Bad
Wolf.
不是她妈就是来吃小猪的大坏狼
Larry
拉里
Mrs.
Fowler
are
you
okay
福勒太太 你有什么事吗
Oh
I'm
okay.
It's
my
husband
you
should
worry
about.
我没事 你该担心要出事的是我老公
Oh
we
do.
我们有替他担心
Larry
come
on.
拉里 快开门
I
don't
think
he's
in
there.
我觉得他应该不在里面
I
mean
he
came
by
to
water
the
imaginary
plants
他当时来浇过不存在的植物
but
then
he
left.
但后来他就走了
You
are
so
naive.
好傻好天真
Blondie
here
is
gonna
chew
you
up
and
spit
you
out.
金发妹能把你生吞活剥吃干抹净 再吐出来
Well
don't
tell
him.
你别告诉他嘛
Come
on
you
have
an
extra
key.
Open
it
up.
快点 你们有备份钥匙 把门打开
All
right
but
I'm
telling
you
好吧 但我告诉你
he's
not
in
there.
他不在里面
There.
See
你看 没人吧
Oh
he's
in
here.
他绝对在这里
I
can
smell
his
Axe
body
spray.
我能闻到他的斧牌身体芳香喷雾
He
wears
Axe
body
spray.
他用斧牌身体芳香喷雾呢
You
happy
You
smell
like
Amy's
dad.
你高兴了吧 你闻起来像艾米她老爸
Larry
Ooh
come
on.
拉里 快跟去看
Ah
shouldn't
we
mind
our
own
business
我们不应该少管闲事吗
Wow
sometimes
it's
like
you
don't
know
me
at
all.
有时候真感觉你完全不了解我
See
he's
not
here.
看到没 他不在这里
You
don't
know
him
like
I
do.
你可没有我了解他
To
be
fair
we
don't
know
either
of
you.
老实说 我们对你俩都不了解
Satisfied
满意了吧
Oh
yeah
now
I
smell
him.
对 我现在闻到他了
Man
that
is
one
hot
weather
girl.
天 这个天气预报女孩可真辣
How
come
if
I
say
that
I
get
in
trouble
凭什么我说这种话就得送命
You
want
to
say
it
You
can
say
it.
你想说吗 你可以说呀
Nice
try.
你想得美
You're
gonna
have
to
find
some
other
way
今晚你得用其他的理由
to
not
have
sex
with
me
tonight.
来拒绝和我滚床单了
And
it's
not
weather
girl
it's
weather
woman.
这不是天气预报女孩 这是天气预报女郎
And
with
us
today
to
talk
about
今天来给我们讲解
the
upcoming
meteor
shower
and
the
best
places
to
view
it
流星雨和最佳观测地点的人是
Caltech
astrophysicist
Dr.
Rajesh
Koothrappali.
加州理工天体物理学家 拉杰什·库萨帕里博士
Thank
you
for
being
here.
Thank
you
for
having
me.
-感谢您的莅临 -感谢邀请
I
guess
Neil
deGrasse
Tyson
was
unavailable.
我猜你们是没请到尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森吧
Yeah.
没错
What
do
you
mean
"Yeah"
你说"没错"是什么意思
Not
important.
不是重点
So
what
can
we
expect
to
see
from
this
meteor
shower
所以 这场流星雨的最大看点是什么
Well
I
think
you
can
count
on
a
lot
of
flaming
gas
肯定会有很多可燃气体接踵而来
which
is
what
you
would
have
gotten
如果你的首选之人
from
your
first
choice
Neil
deGrasse
Tyson.
尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森有来 也会有很多[放屁]
Pull
up
Raj
pull
up
停下来 拉杰 快刹车啊
Sounds
like
there's
no
love
lost
between
you
and
Dr.
Tyson.
听起来你和泰森博士之间没什么爱呀
Oh
no
I
love
Neil.
不不 我可爱尼尔了
I
mean
not
as
much
as
Neil
loves
Neil
but
who
does
right
虽然不如尼尔自恋 但谁能比得上呢
I
want
to
look
away
but
I
can't.
简直不忍直视 但我眼睛舍不得转
Oh
you
know
I'm
told
we
are
out
of
time
导播说我们已经超出时间了
having
learned
nothing
about
meteor
showers
流星雨一点没认识到
and
too
much
about
Dr.
Koothrappali.
但对库萨帕里博士却了解了太多
Thank
you.
谢谢收看
Do
you
know
what
I
love
about
Broadway
theater
你知道我最爱百老汇剧场的哪一点吗
It's
so
interactive.
就是那种互动的感觉
Uh
huh.
嗯哼
You're
so
close
to
the
actors.
It's
like
you're
in
the
play.
你离演员这么近 仿佛自己就融入了戏剧中
Uh
huh.
嗯哼
I
mean
you
yell
"Harry
watch
out
"
如果你喊一声"哈里 小心呀"
he
looks
right
at
you.
他就会看向你
And
not
just
Harry
everyone
onstage.
不光是哈里 台上每个人都盯着我呢
At
the
risk
of
sounding
redundant
uh
huh.
虽然可能会显多余 嗯哼
All
right
well
it's
a
bit
late
好了 天色已晚
but
I
did
block
out
the
rest
of
the
evening
不过我已经留出今晚的余下时间
for
conjugal
relations.
来履行我们的"夫妻之实"
Should
we
shower
我们该洗澡吗
I
mean
before
not
during.
我是说开始之前 不是中途
That's
how
you
fall
and
break
a
hip.
人们就是这么滑倒摔破髋骨的
You
know
I'm
a
little
jet
laggy.
我还在倒时差中
Maybe
we
can
revisit
this
in
the
morning.
早上再说吧
Oh
no
can
do.
If
we
miss
tonight
不行 如果今晚不做
it's
not
scheduled
until
Thursday
at
6
00.
就得等到周四的6点才能做了
And
that'll
have
to
be
"No
frills
"
而且那场得是无前后戏的"快版"
'cause
we've
got
a
6
30
reservation
at
Benihana.
因为我们6点半还订了红花铁板烧的座呢
Sheldon
do
we
really
have
to
do
this
on
a
schedule
谢尔顿 我们必须要按时间表来做这事吗
Are
you
suggesting
spontaneity
你是提议我们随性而为吗
I
I
guess
yeah.
我想是的
So
now
that
we're
married
sex
can
occur
at
any
time
所以因为我们结婚了 就可能随时滚床单了吗
Like
we
can
be
brushing
our
teeth
比如 我俩正刷牙呢
and
suddenly
your
minty
fresh
tongue
is
in
my
mouth
突然你那薄荷味的舌头就伸进了我嘴里
No
thank
you.
不 还是算了
Really
Would
it
be
so
bad
to
mix
it
up
a
little
真的吗 偶尔随性地"炒饭"也不行吗
Mix
it
up
Who
are
you
Betty
Crocker
还炒饭呢 你谁啊 妙厨贝蒂[食品品牌]吗
Where
are
you
going
你要去哪里
Uh
to
take
a
shower.
去洗澡
Now
that
sex
can
happen
at
any
time
既然现在我们随时都可能滚床单
I
always
have
to
be
ready.
那我就要时时做好准备
Should
probably
live
under
a
waterfall.
我们不如住在瀑布底下吧
Well
you
don't
have
to
worry
about
sex
happening
tonight.
你不用担心今晚的份了
Well
thanks
but
I'm
still
gonna
rinse
off.
谢谢 不过我还是要去冲一冲
I
touched
a
lot
of
stuff
in
the
gift
shop.
我今天在礼品店碰了不少东西呢
No
message
no
note.
Who
would
do
that
没有留信息 没有留字条 谁会这么做
What
kind
of
husband
would...
什么样的丈夫才会...
If
you
let
him
talk
maybe
you'll
find
out.
如果你让他说话 可能你就知道了
Fine.
Larry
好吧 拉里
Well
there
you
go.
What
more
can
he
say
他说完了 无声胜有声
Let's
go
home.
我们回家吧
I
think
I'll
stay.
我想我还是留下吧
Well
if
you're
going
to
stay
then
I'll
stay.
如果你留下 那我也要留下
All
right
well
you
know
who
doesn't
need
to
stay
好吧 你知道谁不必留下吗
Us.
Come
on.
我们 快走吧
Penny
come
on.
佩妮 快点
I
don't
think
those
two
are
gonna
make
it.
我觉得这两人的婚姻不会长久啊
Poor
Mr.
Fowler
I
really
feel
sorry
for
the
little
guy.
可怜的福勒先生 我真为他感到可怜
I
know.
After
they
had
Amy
我知道 他们有了艾米后
she
should've
just
eaten
him
and
been
done
with
it.
她就该把他吃掉算了
Look
at
you
retaining
facts
from
a
nature
show.
看看你从自然节目中学到了不少啊
I
know
really
what
did
he
ever
see
in
her
说真的 他到底看中了她什么呀
He's
so
so
sweet
and
she's
such
a
ballbuster.
他人这么和善 而她简直是个泼妇
Some
guys
think
strong
women
are
sexy.
有的男人觉得强悍的女人性感
Yeah
but
they
seem
to
have
nothing
in
common.
可他们看起来也没什么共同点呀
Yeah
well
sometimes
opposites
attract.
有时候异性才会相吸
Wait
are
are
you
saying
we
are
like
them
等等 你是说我俩和他们一样吗
I
don't
know
maybe
a
little.
我不知道 有一点吧
So
you're
the
sweet
quiet
one
and
I'm
Amy's
mom
所以你体贴又温顺 而我是艾米的老娘了
Is
that
what
you're
saying
你是这个意思吗
Hey
check
out
what
Neil
deGrasse
Tyson
just
tweeted.
快看尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森刚才发了推特
"I've
been
informed
that
some
random
"有人告诉我
attention
seeking
nobody
某个想出名的无名小卒
took
a
cheap
shot
at
me
on
the
local
news."
在本地新闻中无耻地攻击我"
That's
me.
Guys
he's
talking
about
me
是我耶 各位 他说的是我耶
You
know
I
cut
you
a
lot
of
slack
看在你来自异国他乡的份上
'cause
you
come
from
another
country
我一直对你优待有加
but
you've
been
here
a
long
time.
但你来美国也不是一天两天了
Raj
you
need
to
apologize
to
Dr.
Tyson.
拉杰 你应该向泰森博士道歉
Why
This
could
be
good
for
me.
为什么 这对我有好处呀
Everybody
loves
a
good
Twitter
feud.
人人都爱看精彩的推特骂战
Neil
and
I
could
be
like
尼尔和我可以成为新一代的
the
new
uh
Katy
Perry
and
Taylor
Swift.
水果姐和霉霉
Come
on
Raj
you're
better
than
this.
拉杰 别这样 你没这么下作吧
Oh
leave
room
for
dessert
你肚子得留点空间吃甜点
'cause
I'm
gonna
make
you
eat
those
words.
因为我会让你把说出来的话都吃回去
"Dear
Dr.
Tyson
"亲爱的泰森博士
much
like
epithelial
tissue
我就像上皮组织一般
it
appears
I've
gotten
under
your
skin."
附在你的皮肤之下[让你难受了]"
iPhone
drop
想摔手机耍帅
but
I
won't
'cause
I
don't
have
AppleCare.
但不行 我没有买苹果保修服务
What'd
he
say
他回了什么
"Nice
try
genius.
The
skin
is
epithelial
tissue."
"加油啊 天才 皮肤本身就是上皮组织"
Oh
it's
on.
战斗打响了
He's
Katy
I'm
T
Swift.
他是水果姐 而我就是霉霉
What
are
you
gonna
do
He's
from
another
country.
你能怎么办 他可是外国人
And
here
we
have
the
former
hotel
where
Tesla
这里就是特斯拉曾经
perfected
the
three
phase
alternating
current
motor.
完成三相交流电动机的前旅馆
That's
wrong.
I'm
gonna
say
something.
他说错了 我得说点什么
Don't.
别说
Well
then
how
will
everyone
know
I'm
the
smartest
boy
here
不说大家怎么知道我是在场最聪明的孩子
Just
let
it
go.
你就别纠结了
Is
everything
all
right
你没什么事吧
You
seem
testy
this
morning.
感觉你今天早上挺暴躁的
I'm
not
testy.
我没暴躁
I'll
have
to
take
your
word
for
it.
那我只能相信你的话了
There's
no
test
for
testy.
毕竟暴躁没法测试
Is
it
possible
that
you're
sexually
frustrated
你会不会是欲求不满
Okay
now
I'm
testy.
现在老娘真的暴躁了
If
you
had
adhered
to
my
coital
schedule
如果你遵守我的交媾时间表
your
brain
would
be
floating
on
a
sea
of
oxytocin
right
now.
现在你的大脑都漂浮在催产素的海洋里了
Don't
talk
to
me
about
my
brain.
I'm
a
neurobiologist.
别跟我聊我的大脑 我可是神经生物学家
Then
you
should
know
the
benefits
of
the
special
hug
那你就该知道大人给彼此的特殊抱抱
that
grown
ups
give
each
other.
能带来什么好处
Sheldon
everybody's
listening.
谢尔顿 大家都在听
Of
course
they're
listening
we're
interesting.
他们当然在听啦 我们这么有趣
Unlike
that
guy.
不像那位仁兄
I
I'm
walking
away
from
you.
我要走了
I'm
only
recently
married.
我才刚结婚
Do
I
stay
here
Do
I
follow
Say
something
useful.
我该留在原地 还是追上去 说点有用的
Morning
sunshine.
早上好呀 小太阳
So
I
see
you're
making
espresso.
我看到你在煮浓缩咖啡
Yup.
是的
Just
need
that
extra
jolt
需要额外充电
for
a
successful
day
of
ballbusting.
才能顺利当一整天的泼妇啊
Really
I
don't
I
don't
think
you
do.
是吗 你好像不喝也能做到
You
know
you
compared
us
to
the
strangest
couple
we
know
你把我们跟世间最奇葩的夫妇相提并论
and
we
know
Amy
and
Sheldon
他们可是比艾米和谢尔顿
Howard
and
Bernadette
Raj
and
his
twitchy
little
dog.
霍华德和伯纳黛特 拉杰和他的神经小狗还奇葩
I
I'm
sorry.
I
shouldn't
have
said
that.
抱歉 我不该那么说
Because
it
wasn't
nice
or
because
it
wasn't
true
是因为那么说不好 还是因为那不是真的
It's
not
true.
那不是真的
Mrs.
Fowler
is
an
angry
vindictive
woman
福勒太太是个易怒 报复心强的女人
whereas
you
are
warm
and
and
loving
而你是如此善良暖心 温柔体贴
quick
to
forgive.
能快速宽恕别人的人
Oh
please.
你少来
I
I'm
serious.
And
I'm
nothing
like
Amy's
dad.
我是认真的 再说我跟艾米的爸爸一点都不像
He's
a
mousy
little
man
who
can't
stand
up
for
himself.
他就是个胆小如鼠 不敢捍卫自己的小男人
My
point
is
you're
not
like
her
so
we're
not
like
them.
我想说的是你不像她 所以我们不像他们
Well
30
years
from
now
are
you
gonna
hide
from
me
三十年后 你会因为我很可怕
because
I'm
so
scary
而躲起来吗
Hey
I
I
don't
think
you're
scary.
我不觉得你可怕啊
Yes
I
flinch
when
you
make
sudden
moves
but...
你突然动的时候我是会缩一下 但...
...that
says
more
about
my
childhood
than
you.
那更多反映的是我的童年问题 而不是你
Your
turn.
轮到你了
Hang
on
I'm
checking
to
see
if
Neil
replied
等等 我先看看尼尔有没有
to
my
latest
smackdown.
回复我的怒怼
Really
Don't
you
think
this
Twitter
feud
is
a
little
silly
不是吧 你不觉得在推特上互怼很傻吗
Absolutely
not.
当然不会了
It's
it's
two
respected
scientists
这是两名备受尊敬的科学家
debating
opposing
views
in
a
public
forum.
在公共论坛辩论相反观点
You
called
him
Mike
Tyson's
little
sister.
你叫他迈克·泰森的妹妹
Yeah
and
now
Mike
Tyson's
mad
at
me
too.
是啊 现在迈克·泰森也生我气了
Raj
you're
not
going
to
impress
anyone
by
attacking
him.
拉杰 你攻击他并不会让人欣赏你
Oh
Bernadette
you
sound
so
old
right
now.
伯纳黛特 你口气好老人哦
He
said
he
needs
a
break
and
I'm
too
much
for
him.
他说需要喘口气 他受不了我了
Oh.
I'm
sure
he
didn't
mean
that.
那一定不是真心话
He
said
I'm
overbearing
他说我超级霸道
Oh
please
you're
just
the
right
amount
of
bearing.
才不是呢 您只是霸道得刚刚好
Look
I
know
he
loves
you.
我知道他爱你
If
you
just
give
him
some
space
I'm
sure
he'll
come
back.
你给他点空间 他一定会回家的
You
really
think
so
你真这么想
Yeah
I
do.
真的
You're
a
good
person
Penny.
你是个好姑娘 佩妮
I
hope
we
get
to
spend
lots
of
time
together.
希望我们能多多相处
Me
too.
我也是
Yes
Hit
the
road.
-什么事 -上路吧
But...
Now
-可是... -立刻滚
Can
I
get
my
stuff
我能去拿我的行李吗
Be
quick
about
it
赶紧地
Hello.
Hello.
-你好 -你好
I
brought
you
two
hot
dogs.
我给你带了两个热狗
A
Aren't
you
gonna
eat
one
你不吃一个吗
From
a
street
cart
Are
you
crazy
这可是从路边摊买的 你疯了吗
I'm
amazed
that
I'm
holding
them.
我敢用手拿着都够让我佩服自己的了
I'm
not
really
hungry.
我不是很饿
You
realize
that
I'm
not
a
particularly
physical
person.
你知道我是个不太喜欢肉体接触的人吧
I
know.
When
I
was
little
-我知道 -我小的时候
and
people
asked
me
what
I
wanted
to
be
when
I
grew
up
别人问我长大想做什么时
I'd
always
say
"A
brain
in
a
jar."
我总是回答"装在罐子里的大脑"
Sure.
好吧
Yeah
but
I
want
to
be
a
good
husband
to
you
但我想当个好老公
and
intimacy
is
a
part
of
that.
而亲密关系是其中一环
Please
put
those
down.
拜托你先把热狗放下
I'm
just
worried
that
if
I
don't
schedule
我就是担心 如果我不安排
our
bedroom
endeavors
then
I
may
not
think
about
them
床上运动的时间表 我可能根本就不会想起
and
you'll
grow
cold
and
distant
你就会变得冷漠疏远
and
seek
solace
in
the
arms
of
a
heavily
muscled
longshoreman.
到肌肉发达的码头工人怀里寻找慰藉
Where
would
I
find
a
longshoreman
我上哪儿去找码头工人
Along
the
shore.
It's
in
the
name.
码头啊 写得明明白白了
Sheldon
I
could
never
be
with
anybody
but
you.
谢尔顿 除了你 我无法跟其他男人相好
That's
good
to
know.
那我就安心了
I
wouldn't
want
to
fight
a
man
我可不想跟一个
who's
brave
enough
to
touch
a
fish.
敢摸鱼的勇士打架
How's
this
for
a
compromise
我们互相退一步好不好
Make
all
the
schedules
you
want
just
don't
tell
me
about
them.
随你安排时间表 别告诉我就行
Excellent.
太棒了
I'll
create
an
algorithm
that'll
generate
我会自己编写一个能自动生成
a
pseudo
random
schedule.
Yeah
and
do
you
know
why
伪随机时间表的算法 你知道
it
won't
be
a
true
random
schedule
为什么不是真随机时间表吗
Because
the
generation
of
true
random
numbers
因为生成真随机数字
remains
an
unsolved
problem
in
computer
science.
在电脑科学领域仍是未解难题
Come
with
me.
跟我来
Where
are
we
going
To
the
hotel
room.
-我们要去哪儿 -酒店房间
And
when
we
get
there
I'm
gonna
need
you
等我们到了 我要你再说一遍
to
say
that
again
except
naked.
但你得脱光说
Go
for
Dr.
K.
本座库博士
Is
this
Rajesh
Koothrappali
你是拉杰什·库萨帕里吗
Yes.
Who
is
this
我是 你是哪位
Neil
deGrasse
Tyson.
尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森
Uh
w
wow.
哎哟妈呀
How
fun
is
this
Twitter
thing
huh
推特上这样玩挺有意思的吧
You
think
you're
funny
你觉得自己很好笑吗
我没有《宋飞正传》那么好笑I'm-I'm not Seinfeld funny,
但我做过一次开放麦脱口秀but I did an open mic night once.
你难笑到死You're not funny.
笑笑屋酒吧的人就是这么说的Yeah, that's what they said at the Chuckle Hut.
这样好不好How about this:
我下周在帕萨迪纳的佛罗曼酒吧举办签书会I've got a book signing at Vroman's in Pasadena next week.
你来当我的面 说你在网上说的那些话怎么样Why don't you come by and say some of those things to my face.
不了不了Oh, no,
不过谢谢邀请but thanks for the invite.
算你机灵 下次你拿起电话时Smart move, and the next time you pick up your phone,
记住 老子就是把冥王星踢出太阳系的人remember, I'm the guy who kicked Pluto out of the solar system.
是冥王星活该 先生 谢谢 再见And it deserved it, sir. Thank you. Bye-bye.
真有意思Well, that was fun.
看看谁还需要德格拉斯式"修理"Let's see who else needs a deGrasse kickin'.
我是《比尔教科学》的比尔·奈Bill Nye the Science Guy.
比尔 我是尼尔·泰森Hey, Bill. Neil Tyson.
我们来谈两句We gotta talk.
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