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Previously on The Big Bang Theory

《生活大爆炸》前情提要

Can you believe our little lamb is finally getting married

你能相信我们的小羊羔终于要嫁人了吗

He can't believe it

他肯定不信

And neither can I

我也不敢相信

‭Hi Dad How you doing

爸你还好吗

Then by the power vested in me

我以"连你都能证婚网"

by EvenYouCanPerformWeddings Com

所赋予我的合法权利

I now pronounce you husband and wife

我现在宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻

You may kiss the bride

你可以吻新娘了

Good morning wife

早安啊老婆

Good morning husband

早安啊老公

I can't believe we're actually married

真不敢相信我们真的结婚了

It's official According to tradition

正式完婚了根据传统

we should hang the bedsheets outside

我们应该把床单挂在外面

so the villagers can see that we consummated

这样其他村民就能知道我们行房了

I don't think that that's appropriate

我觉得这有点不太合适吧

considering where we're starting our honeymoon

毕竟我们是在这里开始我们的蜜月之旅

Well I suppose you're right

你说的有道理

Although when you think about it

不过如果你仔细想想

Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress

乐高有着形容夫妻房事的最完美隐喻呢

Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap

两片乐高"合体"并带有爽度十足的咔哒声

Oh that's the sound you were making

原来你当时发出的声音是这意思啊

Oh I almost forgot

我差点就忘了

While you were sleeping I ordered room service

在你睡觉的时候我点了客房送餐

Really

真的吗

Voila

请看

You thought it was going to be food didn't you

你本来还以为是食物对吧

Is it nice having Sheldon and Amy away on their honeymoon

谢尔顿跟艾米出去度蜜月你们是不是很爽啊

Yeah because now Leonard and I get all this alone time

是啊因为我跟莱纳德有大把的独处时间

But you're not alone We're here

但你俩不能独处啊我们在呢

Yes Yes you are

是啊你们在呢...

Would you like us to leave so you and Leonard can talk about

需要我们先行告退好让你们夫妇有空聊

all the things you have in common

你们之间有的共同话题吗

Ha ha she called your bluff

哈哈哈吹牛被抓到了吧

So something pretty cool happened

有件很酷的事情跟你们分享

Channel 3 asked me to be on the news tomorrow night

第3频道邀请我去上明晚的新闻

to talk about the meteor shower

去聊聊即将到来的流星雨

Oh that's great ‭ Hey ‭Congratulations

-那很棒啊 -恭喜你啊

You know that's how Neil deGrasse Tyson got his start

尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森也是这么开始火的

He went from the Hayden Planetarium

他从在海顿天象馆就职

to guesting on the local news

到去地方电视台当嘉宾

to ruining everyone's favorite movies on the Internet

最后在网上吐槽毁了大家所钟爱的电影

Now it's happening to me

现在这机遇轮到我身上了

Ooh I should probably make a list

或许我该开始列个表

of all the scientific inaccuracies in Mamma Mia 2

写下歌舞电影《妈妈咪呀2》中的科学不合理处

You're gonna go on live TV and admit you've seen that movie

你确定要在电视直播中承认你看过这个电影吗

Hey your husband's the one who took me

是你老公带我去看的

Meryl Streep and Cher Yeah I saw it

影后梅丽尔·斯特里普与雪儿小爷看过咋的

Sounds like someone's in there

听起来像里面有人啊

My God what if Sheldon and Amy are getting robbed

天啊有人进去偷谢尔顿与艾米家可怎么办

Or worse what if they're back early

还可能更惨是他们提早回来了

They're not they just posted a picture

没回来他们刚刚发了一张

in front of the Statue of Liberty

在自由女神像前的合影

Real or Lego ‭ Lego

-真的那尊还是乐高 -乐高

So what should we do Should someone go check it out

我们该怎么做我们谁去看看情况吗

I would but I got to be on TV tomorrow

我愿意但我明天得上电视

Got to protect the money

我得保护好我的生财机器啊

Oh yeah someone's definitely in there

是的里面绝对有人

Okay let's go into our apartment

好大伙先进我们的公寓

We'll lock the door we'll call the pol

我们把门锁上再打给警...

Hello Anyone in there

有人在里面吗

Yes ‭Oh uh Mr Fowler

-有事吗 -是福勒先生啊

Sorry we didn't know you were here

抱歉我们不知道你在这里

We we actually thought someone was breaking in

我们还以为是有人偷闯入了他们家里

And we were ready to take them down

而你当时准备好要放倒贼人了

Amy asked me to water her plants

艾米请我来给她的植物浇水

She doesn't have any plants

她没养植物

Well you caught me in a lie

好吧被你抓到我撒谎了

Have a good day

在下告辞

That was weird right

刚才很奇怪吧

Was it I I honestly can't tell anymore

怪吗我已经失去分辨怪的能力了

Hey did you even see Mamma Mia 1

你有看过《妈妈咪呀》第一部吗

Didn't need to The sequel stands on its own

不需要这续集能自成一部

Here you go

来

If you need any recommendations while visiting New York

如果两位游览纽约时需要任何事物的推荐

please don't hesitate to contact me

随时欢迎你们联系我

Well it is our honeymoon

我们正在度蜜月

So we are going to be quite busy

所以我们会挺忙的

Got it

懂了

Harry Potter play parts one and two

要去看哈利波特舞台剧上下两部

And tomorrow a tour of the sites

而明天我们要去参观

where Nikola Tesla lived worked and slowly went crazy

尼古拉·特斯拉居住工作与慢慢发疯的地方

And of course coitus

当然不用说还有交媾

Well enjoy New York And I guess coitus

那祝两位享受纽约之旅以及...享受交媾

Really Sheldon

真的假的谢尔顿

You want to do it again

你想再来一发吗

Don't act surprised

别一副很惊讶的样子好吗

It's clearly marked on the schedule

明明白白写在日程表上了

Now

我看看

shall we steam the wrinkles out of our wizard robes

我们是应该先熨平我们巫师袍上的褶皱

or make vigorous socially sanctioned love

还是做一次激情并受社会认可的爱

Either way I can check something off my to do list

任何一种我都能消掉一项待办事物

Socially sanc Oh wow Yeah there it is right there

社会认... 哇靠还真的写了

Uh hurry Raj is on next

快点马上轮到拉杰了

All right I can't believe they canceled Vampire Diaries

我真不敢相信他们砍了电视剧《吸血鬼日记》

but they'll show this

却留着这破烂节目

This is the news

这可是新闻啊

And that was a woman torn between two hunky vampires

那剧是在说一个女人为两个帅壮吸血鬼左右为难

What is your point

你的点是什么

Larry I know you're in there

拉里我知道你在里面

Is that Amy's mom

是艾米她妈妈吗

Let me in

让我进

Let me in

让我进

Either that or the Big Bad Wolf

不是她妈就是来吃小猪的大坏狼

Larry

拉里

Mrs Fowler are you okay

福勒太太你有什么事吗

Oh I'm okay It's my husband you should worry about

我没事你该担心要出事的是我老公

Oh we do

我们有替他担心

Larry come on

拉里快开门

I don't think he's in there

我觉得他应该不在里面

I mean he came by to water the imaginary plants

他当时来浇过不存在的植物

but then he left

但后来他就走了

You are so naive

好傻好天真

Blondie here is gonna chew you up and spit you out

金发妹能把你生吞活剥吃干抹净再吐出来

Well don't tell him

你别告诉他嘛

Come on you have an extra key Open it up

快点你们有备份钥匙把门打开

All right but I'm telling you

好吧但我告诉你

he's not in there

他不在里面

There See

你看没人吧

Oh he's in here

他绝对在这里

I can smell his Axe body spray

我能闻到他的斧牌身体芳香喷雾

He wears Axe body spray

他用斧牌身体芳香喷雾呢

You happy You smell like Amy's dad

你高兴了吧你闻起来像艾米她老爸

Larry ‭Ooh come on

拉里快跟去看

Ah shouldn't we mind our own business

我们不应该少管闲事吗

Wow sometimes it's like you don't know me at all

有时候真感觉你完全不了解我

See he's not here

看到没他不在这里

You don't know him like I do

你可没有我了解他

To be fair we don't know either of you

老实说我们对你俩都不了解

Satisfied

满意了吧

Oh yeah now I smell him

对我现在闻到他了

Man that is one hot weather girl

天这个天气预报女孩可真辣

How come if I say that I get in trouble

凭什么我说这种话就得送命

You want to say it You can say it

你想说吗你可以说呀

Nice try

你想得美

You're gonna have to find some other way

今晚你得用其他的理由

to not have sex with me tonight

来拒绝和我滚床单了

And it's not weather girl it's weather woman

这不是天气预报女孩这是天气预报女郎

And with us today to talk about

今天来给我们讲解

the upcoming meteor shower and the best places to view it

流星雨和最佳观测地点的人是

Caltech astrophysicist Dr Rajesh Koothrappali

加州理工天体物理学家拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

Thank you for being here Thank you for having me

-感谢您的莅临 -感谢邀请

I guess Neil deGrasse Tyson was unavailable

我猜你们是没请到尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森吧

Yeah

没错

What do you mean "Yeah"

你说"没错"是什么意思

Not important

不是重点

So what can we expect to see from this meteor shower

所以这场流星雨的最大看点是什么

Well I think you can count on a lot of flaming gas

肯定会有很多可燃气体接踵而来

which is what you would have gotten

如果你的首选之人

from your first choice Neil deGrasse Tyson

尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森有来也会有很多[放屁]

Pull up Raj pull up

停下来拉杰快刹车啊

Sounds like there's no love lost between you and Dr Tyson

听起来你和泰森博士之间没什么爱呀

Oh no I love Neil

不不我可爱尼尔了

I mean not as much as Neil loves Neil but who does right

虽然不如尼尔自恋但谁能比得上呢

I want to look away but I can't

简直不忍直视但我眼睛舍不得转

Oh you know I'm told we are out of time

导播说我们已经超出时间了

having learned nothing about meteor showers

流星雨一点没认识到

and too much about Dr Koothrappali

但对库萨帕里博士却了解了太多

Thank you

谢谢收看

Do you know what I love about Broadway theater

你知道我最爱百老汇剧场的哪一点吗

It's so interactive

就是那种互动的感觉

Uh huh

嗯哼

You're so close to the actors It's like you're in the play

你离演员这么近仿佛自己就融入了戏剧中

Uh huh

嗯哼

I mean you yell "Harry watch out "

如果你喊一声"哈里小心呀"

he looks right at you

他就会看向你

And not just Harry everyone onstage

不光是哈里台上每个人都盯着我呢

At the risk of sounding redundant uh huh

虽然可能会显多余嗯哼

All right well it's a bit late

好了天色已晚

but I did block out the rest of the evening

不过我已经留出今晚的余下时间

for conjugal relations

来履行我们的"夫妻之实"

Should we shower

我们该洗澡吗

I mean before not during

我是说开始之前不是中途

That's how you fall and break a hip

人们就是这么滑倒摔破髋骨的

You know I'm a little jet laggy

我还在倒时差中

Maybe we can revisit this in the morning

早上再说吧

Oh no can do If we miss tonight

不行如果今晚不做

it's not scheduled until Thursday at 6 00

就得等到周四的6点才能做了

And that'll have to be "No frills "

而且那场得是无前后戏的"快版"

'cause we've got a 6 30 reservation at Benihana

因为我们6点半还订了红花铁板烧的座呢

Sheldon do we really have to do this on a schedule

谢尔顿我们必须要按时间表来做这事吗

Are you suggesting spontaneity

你是提议我们随性而为吗

I I guess yeah

我想是的

So now that we're married sex can occur at any time

所以因为我们结婚了就可能随时滚床单了吗

Like we can be brushing our teeth

比如我俩正刷牙呢

and suddenly your minty fresh tongue is in my mouth

突然你那薄荷味的舌头就伸进了我嘴里

No thank you

不还是算了

Really Would it be so bad to mix it up a little

真的吗偶尔随性地"炒饭"也不行吗

Mix it up Who are you Betty Crocker

还炒饭呢你谁啊妙厨贝蒂[食品品牌]吗

Where are you going

你要去哪里

Uh to take a shower

去洗澡

Now that sex can happen at any time

既然现在我们随时都可能滚床单

I always have to be ready

那我就要时时做好准备

Should probably live under a waterfall

我们不如住在瀑布底下吧

Well you don't have to worry about sex happening tonight

你不用担心今晚的份了

Well thanks but I'm still gonna rinse off

谢谢不过我还是要去冲一冲

I touched a lot of stuff in the gift shop

我今天在礼品店碰了不少东西呢

No message no note Who would do that

没有留信息没有留字条谁会这么做

What kind of husband would

什么样的丈夫才会...

If you let him talk maybe you'll find out

如果你让他说话可能你就知道了

Fine Larry

好吧拉里

Well there you go What more can he say

他说完了无声胜有声

Let's go home

我们回家吧

I think I'll stay

我想我还是留下吧

Well if you're going to stay then I'll stay

如果你留下那我也要留下

All right well you know who doesn't need to stay

好吧你知道谁不必留下吗

Us Come on

我们快走吧

Penny come on

佩妮快点

I don't think those two are gonna make it

我觉得这两人的婚姻不会长久啊

Poor Mr Fowler I really feel sorry for the little guy

可怜的福勒先生我真为他感到可怜

I know After they had Amy

我知道他们有了艾米后

she should've just eaten him and been done with it

她就该把他吃掉算了

Look at you retaining facts from a nature show

看看你从自然节目中学到了不少啊

I know really what did he ever see in her

说真的他到底看中了她什么呀

He's so so sweet and she's such a ballbuster

他人这么和善而她简直是个泼妇

Some guys think strong women are sexy

有的男人觉得强悍的女人性感

Yeah but they seem to have nothing in common

可他们看起来也没什么共同点呀

Yeah well sometimes opposites attract

有时候异性才会相吸

Wait are are you saying we are like them

等等你是说我俩和他们一样吗

I don't know maybe a little

我不知道有一点吧

So you're the sweet quiet one and I'm Amy's mom

所以你体贴又温顺而我是艾米的老娘了

Is that what you're saying

你是这个意思吗

Hey check out what Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted

快看尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森刚才发了推特

"I've been informed that some random

"有人告诉我

attention seeking nobody

某个想出名的无名小卒

took a cheap shot at me on the local news "

在本地新闻中无耻地攻击我"

That's me Guys he's talking about me

是我耶各位他说的是我耶

You know I cut you a lot of slack

看在你来自异国他乡的份上

'cause you come from another country

我一直对你优待有加

but you've been here a long time

但你来美国也不是一天两天了

Raj you need to apologize to Dr Tyson

拉杰你应该向泰森博士道歉

Why This could be good for me

为什么这对我有好处呀

Everybody loves a good Twitter feud

人人都爱看精彩的推特骂战

Neil and I could be like

尼尔和我可以成为新一代的

the new uh Katy Perry and Taylor Swift

水果姐和霉霉

Come on Raj you're better than this

拉杰别这样你没这么下作吧

Oh leave room for dessert

你肚子得留点空间吃甜点

'cause I'm gonna make you eat those words

因为我会让你把说出来的话都吃回去

"Dear Dr Tyson

"亲爱的泰森博士

much like epithelial tissue

我就像上皮组织一般

it appears I've gotten under your skin "

附在你的皮肤之下[让你难受了]"

iPhone drop

想摔手机耍帅

but I won't 'cause I don't have AppleCare

但不行我没有买苹果保修服务

‭What'd he say

他回了什么

"Nice try genius The skin is epithelial tissue "

"加油啊天才皮肤本身就是上皮组织"

Oh it's on

战斗打响了

He's Katy I'm T Swift

他是水果姐而我就是霉霉

What are you gonna do He's from another country

你能怎么办他可是外国人

And here we have the former hotel where Tesla

这里就是特斯拉曾经

perfected the three phase alternating current motor

完成三相交流电动机的前旅馆

That's wrong I'm gonna say something

他说错了我得说点什么

Don't

别说

Well then how will everyone know I'm the smartest boy here

不说大家怎么知道我是在场最聪明的孩子

Just let it go

你就别纠结了

Is everything all right

你没什么事吧

You seem testy this morning

感觉你今天早上挺暴躁的

I'm not testy

我没暴躁

I'll have to take your word for it

那我只能相信你的话了

There's no test for testy

毕竟暴躁没法测试

Is it possible that you're sexually frustrated

你会不会是欲求不满

Okay now I'm testy

现在老娘真的暴躁了

If you had adhered to my coital schedule

如果你遵守我的交媾时间表

your brain would be floating on a sea of oxytocin right now

现在你的大脑都漂浮在催产素的海洋里了

Don't talk to me about my brain I'm a neurobiologist

别跟我聊我的大脑我可是神经生物学家

Then you should know the benefits of the special hug

那你就该知道大人给彼此的特殊抱抱

that grown ups give each other

能带来什么好处

Sheldon everybody's listening

谢尔顿大家都在听

Of course they're listening we're interesting

他们当然在听啦我们这么有趣

Unlike that guy

不像那位仁兄

I I'm walking away from you

我要走了

I'm only recently married

我才刚结婚

Do I stay here Do I follow Say something useful

我该留在原地还是追上去说点有用的

Morning sunshine

早上好呀小太阳

So I see you're making espresso

我看到你在煮浓缩咖啡

Yup

是的

Just need that extra jolt

需要额外充电

for a successful day of ballbusting

才能顺利当一整天的泼妇啊

Really I don't I don't think you do

是吗你好像不喝也能做到

You know you compared us to the strangest couple we know

你把我们跟世间最奇葩的夫妇相提并论

and we know Amy and Sheldon

他们可是比艾米和谢尔顿

Howard and Bernadette Raj and his twitchy little dog

霍华德和伯纳黛特拉杰和他的神经小狗还奇葩

I I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that

抱歉我不该那么说

Because it wasn't nice or because it wasn't true

是因为那么说不好还是因为那不是真的

It's not true

那不是真的

Mrs Fowler is an angry vindictive woman

福勒太太是个易怒报复心强的女人

whereas you are warm and and loving

而你是如此善良暖心温柔体贴

quick to forgive

能快速宽恕别人的人

Oh please

你少来

I I'm serious And I'm nothing like Amy's dad

我是认真的再说我跟艾米的爸爸一点都不像

He's a mousy little man who can't stand up for himself

他就是个胆小如鼠不敢捍卫自己的小男人

My point is you're not like her so we're not like them

我想说的是你不像她所以我们不像他们

Well 30 years from now are you gonna hide from me

三十年后你会因为我很可怕

because I'm so scary

而躲起来吗

Hey I I don't think you're scary

我不觉得你可怕啊

Yes I flinch when you make sudden moves but

你突然动的时候我是会缩一下但...

that says more about my childhood than you

那更多反映的是我的童年问题而不是你

Your turn

轮到你了

Hang on I'm checking to see if Neil replied

等等我先看看尼尔有没有

to my latest smackdown

回复我的怒怼

Really Don't you think this Twitter feud is a little silly

不是吧你不觉得在推特上互怼很傻吗

Absolutely not

当然不会了

It's it's two respected scientists

这是两名备受尊敬的科学家

debating opposing views in a public forum

在公共论坛辩论相反观点

You called him Mike Tyson's little sister

你叫他迈克·泰森的妹妹

Yeah and now Mike Tyson's mad at me too

是啊现在迈克·泰森也生我气了

Raj you're not going to impress anyone by attacking him

拉杰你攻击他并不会让人欣赏你

Oh Bernadette you sound so old right now

伯纳黛特你口气好老人哦

He said he needs a break and I'm too much for him

他说需要喘口气他受不了我了

Oh I'm sure he didn't mean that

那一定不是真心话

He said I'm overbearing

他说我超级霸道

Oh please you're just the right amount of bearing

才不是呢您只是霸道得刚刚好

Look I know he loves you

我知道他爱你

If you just give him some space I'm sure he'll come back

你给他点空间他一定会回家的

You really think so

你真这么想

Yeah I do

真的

You're a good person Penny

你是个好姑娘佩妮

I hope we get to spend lots of time together

希望我们能多多相处

Me too

我也是

Yes ‭Hit the road

-什么事 -上路吧

But ‭Now

-可是... -立刻滚

Can I get my stuff

我能去拿我的行李吗

Be quick about it ‭

赶紧地

Hello Hello

-你好 -你好

I brought you two hot dogs

我给你带了两个热狗

A Aren't you gonna eat one

你不吃一个吗

From a street cart Are you crazy

这可是从路边摊买的你疯了吗

I'm amazed that I'm holding them

我敢用手拿着都够让我佩服自己的了

I'm not really hungry

我不是很饿

You realize that I'm not a particularly physical person

你知道我是个不太喜欢肉体接触的人吧

I know ‭When I was little

-我知道 -我小的时候

and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up

别人问我长大想做什么时

I'd always say "A brain in a jar "

我总是回答"装在罐子里的大脑"

Sure

好吧

Yeah but I want to be a good husband to you

但我想当个好老公

and intimacy is a part of that

而亲密关系是其中一环

Please put those down

拜托你先把热狗放下

I'm just worried that if I don't schedule

我就是担心如果我不安排

our bedroom endeavors then I may not think about them

床上运动的时间表我可能根本就不会想起

and you'll grow cold and distant

你就会变得冷漠疏远

and seek solace in the arms of a heavily muscled longshoreman

到肌肉发达的码头工人怀里寻找慰藉

Where would I find a longshoreman

我上哪儿去找码头工人

Along the shore It's in the name

码头啊写得明明白白了

Sheldon I could never be with anybody but you

谢尔顿除了你我无法跟其他男人相好

That's good to know

那我就安心了

I wouldn't want to fight a man

我可不想跟一个

who's brave enough to touch a fish

敢摸鱼的勇士打架

How's this for a compromise

我们互相退一步好不好

Make all the schedules you want just don't tell me about them

随你安排时间表别告诉我就行

Excellent

太棒了

I'll create an algorithm that'll generate

我会自己编写一个能自动生成

a pseudo random schedule Yeah and do you know why

伪随机时间表的算法你知道

it won't be a true random schedule

为什么不是真随机时间表吗

Because the generation of true random numbers

因为生成真随机数字

remains an unsolved problem in computer science

在电脑科学领域仍是未解难题

Come with me

跟我来

Where are we going To the hotel room

-我们要去哪儿 -酒店房间

And when we get there I'm gonna need you

等我们到了我要你再说一遍

to say that again except naked ‭

但你得脱光说

Go for Dr K

本座库博士

Is this Rajesh Koothrappali

你是拉杰什·库萨帕里吗

Yes Who is this

我是你是哪位

Neil deGrasse Tyson

尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森

Uh w wow

哎哟妈呀

How fun is this Twitter thing huh

推特上这样玩挺有意思的吧

You think you're funny

你觉得自己很好笑吗

我没有《宋飞正传》那么好笑I'm-I'm not Seinfeld funny,

但我做过一次开放麦脱口秀but I did an open mic night once.

你难笑到死You're not funny.

笑笑屋酒吧的人就是这么说的Yeah, that's what they said at the Chuckle Hut.

这样好不好How about this:

我下周在帕萨迪纳的佛罗曼酒吧举办签书会I've got a book signing at Vroman's in Pasadena next week.

你来当我的面说你在网上说的那些话怎么样Why don't you come by and say some of those things to my face.

不了不了Oh, no,

不过谢谢邀请but thanks for the invite.

算你机灵下次你拿起电话时Smart move, and the next time you pick up your phone,

记住老子就是把冥王星踢出太阳系的人remember, I'm the guy who kicked Pluto out of the solar system.

是冥王星活该先生谢谢再见And it deserved it, sir. Thank you. Bye-bye.

真有意思Well, that was fun.

看看谁还需要德格拉斯式"修理"Let's see who else needs a deGrasse kickin'.

我是《比尔教科学》的比尔·奈Bill Nye the Science Guy.

比尔我是尼尔·泰森Hey, Bill. Neil Tyson.

我们来谈两句We gotta talk.