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Gentlemen Star Wars day is rapidly approaching

各位星球大战日马上就要到了

We should finalize our plans

我们得定下计划啦

What That's a real thing

什么还真有这玩意啊

What is it Star Wars Christmas

是哪天星球大战圣诞节吗

No Don't be ridiculous

不是你说什么傻话

That's Wookiee Life Day

那天是伍基人生命日好吗

星球大战中一个外星种族的节日

So when is it

所以是哪天

Uh well it's not May the fifth

不是5月5号

and it's not May the third

也不是5月3号

It's May the fourth

是5月4号

Get it

懂没

May the fourth be with you

5月4号[愿原力]与你同在

"May the force be with you " Get it

"愿原力与你同在" 懂了吗

Oh no This face wasn't because I didn't get it

你误会了我这表情不是因为不懂

生

活

大

爆

炸

第七季第二十二集

Come in

请进

Hey you got a second Yes

-你有空吗 -有啊

Actually I'm glad you're here

刚好我也想找你

I I'm working on the Star Wars Day schedule

我在定星球大战日的行程

Now I have a window built in after Phantom Menace

我在《星球大战I:幽灵的威胁》播放完后

for complaining but

留了吐槽这部的时间但...

I'm worried an hour won't be enough time

我怕一小时会不够

Sheldon I I've got some bad news

谢尔顿我有个坏消息

What is it

什么坏消息

I just read online

我刚在网上看到

that Arthur Jeffries passed away

亚瑟·杰弗里斯先生过世了

Professor Proton is dead

质子教授去世了吗

Sorry buddy

兄弟节哀

What are you doing

你在闹哪样

Comforting you

安慰你啊

Y Your heart might be in the right place

你的心意可能对了

but your head chest and arms certainly aren't

但是你的头胸手臂绝对放错地方了

Anyway the the funeral's on Sunday

总之葬礼是在周日

But that's Star Wars Day

可是那天是星球大战日啊

Yeah um

是啊可是...

of all the things about this that are sad

在所有该为这消息难过的原因中

that might not be number one

撞日应该排不到第一吧

You okay I know he meant a lot to you

你还好吗我知道他对你很重要

I'm fine

我没事

Okay

好吧

Yet he cried when they changed the Raisin Bran box

葡萄干麦片盒换封面的时候他倒哭了

This uh this is something interesting boys and girls

小朋友们跟你们说个有意思的

After an owl eats he spits up part of his meal

在猫头鹰进食完后它们会以小球状

that he can't digest in the form of a pellet

吐出它们消化不了的食物

Is Isn't that a hoot

是不是很令人"呜呜"大笑

We'll be right back after I fire my writers

节目将在我炒了我的编剧后回来

Oh shut up

闭上你的鸟嘴

Watching your old friend

在看你的老朋友吗

Yes

是啊

Look at him Amy

艾米你看他

It's such a shame

太可惜了

Struck down in the prime of my life

在我的英年他就这么去了

Do you want me to go to the funeral with you

你想我陪你一起去参加丧礼吗

Oh I'm not going to the funeral

我才不去那丧礼

Why not

为什么

All those people blowing their noses

这么多人在擤鼻涕

You can't tell the sick from the sad Mm

分不出哪个是在哭哪个在生病

I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day as planned

我会在家按照原定计划庆祝星球大战日

Are you sure you don't want to go say good bye

你确定你不想去跟他道别吗

Amy mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time

人生自古谁无死省了吊唁不作死

And watching a bunch of goofy space movies

那看一堆你看过几百次的

you've seen hundreds of times isn't

宅爆太空电影就不作死吗

If we were in a physical relationship

如果我们是有肉体关系的情侣

you just lost sex tonight

你那句话就害你今晚没得爱爱了

Hey guys

你们好啊

Hey Penny Happy Star Wars Day

佩妮星球大战日快乐

Okay

好

Can I make you breakfast

我能为你做早餐吗

Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar is open for business

阿克"巴"上将的小吃"吧" 欢喜营业中

星球大战中的外星人

No thanks Leonard and I are just going to the funeral

不用了谢谢我要跟莱纳德去参加丧礼呢

You sure Not even coffee

确定吗咖啡也不要吗

We have R2 Decaf

有R2-D[低]咖啡因咖啡哦

R2-D2 星球大战中的机械人

Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia

或是来一杯欧"莉亚"咖啡

莉亚星球大战中的一位人类公主

欧蕾咖啡加入大量牛奶的咖啡

And if you're not in the mood for coffee

如果你没有喝咖啡的心情

I can always make you a Chai Tea 3PO

我也可以给你泡杯印度T[茶]3PO

Oh I get it like C 3PO

我懂了就像是C-3PO

都是星球大战中的机器人

What happened to me

我怎么会堕落至此

Hey uh Sheldon you want anything

谢尔顿你想来点什么吗

Uh no thank you

不用了谢谢

You're being so quiet

你今天好安静

Are you upset or are you just rebooting

你是心里难过还是你个机械人在重启

I'm fine

我没事

Sweetie are you sure you don't want to

亲爱的你确定你今天

come with us to the funeral

不跟我们一起去丧礼吗

Oh I appreciate the offer but Arthur is gone

谢谢你的邀请但亚瑟已经死了

and there's nothing I can do about it

我就算去了也做不到什么

When Darth Vader struck down Obi Wan

黑武士杀了欧比旺的时候

did Luke cry like a baby and go to his funeral

卢克有哭天喊地然后去参加丧礼吗

没有

He blew up the Death Star

他把死星炸了

Why do I know this

我怎么会知道这个啊

Arthur Jeffries was a scientist

亚瑟·杰弗里斯是个科学家

I'm sure he didn't care about

我相信他不是个会在意

silly superstitions like funerals

丧礼这种无聊事的人

You know if he were here I think he'd say

如果他今天有来他一定会说

"Enjoy Star Wars Day "

"祝你们星球大战日玩得开心"

He was 84 he'd say "where's my pudding "

他都84岁了他会说的是"我的布丁呢"

Before you go at least let me pack you some

你们走之前让我帮你们打包点

Attack of the Scones for the road

司康的进攻让你们路上吃吧

Oh like Attack of the Clones

《星战2: 克隆人的进攻》的双关嘛

We are leaving right now

我们现在就走

Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon

亚瑟去世的消息对谢尔顿的打击很大

than he's ready to admit

但是他不愿意承认

Really hoping this will cheer him up

真心希望这个能让他开心点

Me too

我也是

Although it might've been thoughtless of us

我们烤这个名字带"死"字的死星

to bake a Death Star cake

会不会有点不好

No it combines two of Sheldon's favorite things

不会啊这包含了两样他最爱的事物

chocolate chips

巧克力碎

and the ability to destroy a planet at the push of a button

还有按个按钮就能摧毁个星球的能力

Well anyway it'll be a nice surprise for the boys

无论如何这给男生们当惊喜也挺好

And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously

华仔一直觉得我不把他的爱好当回事

so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while

希望这个蛋糕能唬住他一阵子

Okay let's get the fondant and start decorating

拿上翻糖开始裱花吧

This is pretty cool

这挺酷的

You don't see too many spherical cakes

球体的蛋糕挺罕见呢

I wonder why that is

原因大概就是这个吧

I have a confession to make

我想坦白一件事

I've never been to a funeral before

我从来没参加过丧礼

Really

真的吗

I just never knew anyone that died

我还没碰过认识的人过世

I had a pet pig when I was a kid

我小时候有一只宠物猪

I mean when he died we didn't have a funeral

它死掉的时候没有办丧礼

we had a barbecue

我们把它烤了

Yeah we won't be eating Arthur tonight

放心吧今晚不会把亚瑟烤了吃的

I didn't know him very well but I still really liked him

我虽然跟他不熟但我挺喜欢他呢

It's weird that he's just gone

他就这么去了感觉好奇怪

I know

我明白

I feel like I want to cry

我感觉好想哭

Oh that's that's fine

没事的

Go ahead

哭吧哭吧

I can't do it with you staring at me Sorry

-你盯着我我哭不出来 -抱歉

No I'm dry

不行没眼泪

You're a big crybaby you start I'll join in

你整天哭哭啼啼你先开场我再加入

I am not a crybaby

我才没整天哭哭啼啼

Toy Story 3

看《玩具总动员3》时呢

The toys were holding hands in a furnace

玩具们在焚化炉里手牵手等死呢

Look A Arthur lived a full life

亚瑟这一辈子过得很充实

And he inspired a lot of people

他鼓舞了很多人

Sure he he was my childhood hero

的确他是我儿时的偶像

but the fact that I got to work with him

但我后来有机会能与他

side by side before he

有共事的机会在他...

died was

去世之前...

it was it was a gift

真的... 是老天的赏赐

It was a gift

的确是老天的赏赐

Thank you for being the emotional one

谢谢你在我们的感情中

in this relationship

当多愁善感的那个

I got your back Yeah

-一切有我 -是啊

Okay here we go

好了准备开始

Episode I The Phantom Menace

第一部《幽灵的威胁》

Let's get this over with

赶紧看完了事吧

Since we all agree Episode I isn't our favorite

既然我们大家都同意不喜欢第一部

maybe we just skip it this time

我们这次何不直接跳过呢

Yeah Howard I think you of all people

霍华德我觉得所有人中

should avoid espousing the principle

你最不应该有

that if something is not our favorite

如果不喜欢某事物

we should just get rid of it

就让它滚的心态

You know I heard this way of watching the movies

我听说过一种看星战电影的方法

called the Machete Order where you watch Episodes IV and V

叫弯刀顺序先看第五第六部

then skip Episode I

然后跳过第一部

watch II and III as a flashback

把第二第三部当闪回看

and then finish with VI

然后看第四部做完结

Okay so you'd lose most of Jar Jar

所以加加大多数的戏份

加加·宾克斯出现在星战1与2

all the trade route talk and the boring senate hearings

贸易路线与无聊的议会审讯戏全没了

which are like watching C SPAN with monsters

那无聊程度跟看公共事务台有得一拼

Get rid of the trade route part

跳过贸易路线部分吗

Then how would Palpatine

那帕尔帕庭是怎么把

get Chancellor Valorum kicked out of office

瓦洛伦议长搞下台再夺位的

How would he get himself elected How

少了那部分剧情他会是怎么选上的

Can we get through one holiday

我们就不能过上一个

without you saying something ridiculous

没有你胡言乱语的节日吗

It was just a suggestion

只是个建议嘛

Well you know what else was just a suggestion

你知道还有什么事也只是个建议吗

"Why don't we change the Raisin Bran box "

"要不我们换一下早餐麦片盒的封面吧"

Hmm And you know who got hurt by that

你知道谁因此内心受伤了吗

Every single person who eats breakfast

所有吃那个早餐的人啊

I think he's taking this Professor Proton thing pretty hard

我想质子教授的去世对他打击很大吧

Should we try to console him

我们该去开导他吗

Or should we respect his privacy

或者我们应该尊重他

in this moment of grief

内心哀伤时期的隐私

By staying here and watching the movie

就乖乖坐在这里看电影就行了

That's what good friends would do

好朋友都会这么做啊

Well at least without Sheldon here

好歹因为谢尔顿不在这

we got to start with Episode IV

我们可以从第四部开始看

Mm true

是啊

I do feel guilty about him

我心里对他挺过意不去的

Me too

我也是

Maybe we should see how he's doing

我们去看看他怎么样了吧

Yeah

好啊

But after the cantina scene Obviously

-等酒吧这一段看完再去吧 -必须的

该段酒吧戏的配乐

Look at Arthur

看看亚瑟

cracking up at a joke I told him

被我的笑话逗得捧腹大笑

I'll never hear that laugh again

我再也听不到他的笑声了

You never heard it that time

那次我也没笑

Arthur

亚瑟

I thought you were dead I am

-我以为你死了 -是的

Oh it it's fantastic

感觉好极了

I mean this is the longest that I've gone

这是多年来我第一次

without running into a men's room in in years

这么长时间不需要总是跑厕所

老年人一般会出现尿急尿频现象

Why are you here

你怎么会来我家

I I don't know I was

我也不知道

I was hoping I was going to haunt my ex wife

我本希望去我前妻家吓唬她的

I know why

我知道原因了

You've come to me because

你之所以来找我是因为

you're my Obi Wan

你是我的欧比旺[绝地武士]

I'm I'm not I'm not familiar with that

我不...我不懂你在说什么

Is is is that an

那...是不是...

an Internet

就是互联网啊

Wow

鸡同鸭讲

Uh you're dead so I'm going to let that slide

算了我就不跟死人计较了

Obi Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars

欧比旺·肯诺比是《星球大战》中的一个角色

After his physical demise

他在身体消失后

he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form

以灵魂形体出现卢克·天行者面前继续指导他

Well that that clears that up

你的解释让我"豁然开朗"

You must be here to give me advice

你一定是来给我建议的

Well this this is weird

这...这装束好奇怪

Most most of my robes open in

我大多数长袍开口都在后面

in the back

方便上厕所

Those are your Jedi robes

这是绝地武士袍

Oh wait What

等等这...

What what what is this

这是什么

Oh Be careful with that

悠着点玩

Oh neato

太酷了

I'm uh I'm going to need a Band Aid

我想...我需要一张创口贴

So what did you think of your first funeral

你参加了人生第一场葬礼感觉如何

Well I don't want to be a jerk but it was kind of a bummer

虽然我不想失礼但葬礼实在有点无聊

Yeah well when I die you can rent a bounce house

等我死了你可以租个蹦蹦城堡办葬礼

You think about dying

你现在就想"死"这件事吗

Well I think more about if I'd have any regrets

我想得更多的是怕自己会有遗憾

What would you regret

你的遗憾会是什么

Mm you know that I didn't travel more

比如旅行太少

take more risks learn another language

冒险太少只会一门语言

You know Klingon

你还会克林贡语啊

That's true

那倒也是

No I meant that as a regret

不我是说这是你的遗憾之一

I just thought of one more What's that

-我刚又想到了一个 -是什么

I regret not saying "Yes" when you asked me to marry you

我遗憾在你求婚的时候没有说"我愿意"

Well it just wasn't the right time

那时候时机不对

Yeah

是啊

And this is also not the right time

现在也不是什么好时机

Do not propose

不准求婚

What

什么

I know that face That's your propose face

我认得那表情那是你要求婚的表情

I was not gonna propose It's already two to one

我没打算求婚啊现在都二比一了

What's two to one

什么二比一

I proposed twice you proposed once Two to one

我求过两次婚你才求过一次所以是二比一

Oh my It's not a contest

天啊这又不是比赛

I don't know what you're upset about

我不懂你在气什么

I'm the one who's losing Okay

-我才是比分落后的那个 -算了

Fine Would you feel better if I propose

那好如果我现在跟你求婚

so you could turn me down again

给你机会拒绝我第二次你会好过点吗

Yeah I think I would

当然会啊

Okay Leonard will you marry me

好莱纳德你愿意娶我吗

No don't you dare

你敢

You reject me right now and tie things up

你快拒绝我咱俩就扯平了

It's just such a big decision

这可是一个很重大的决定

I don't want to have any regrets

我不想留下任何遗憾

Did you ever watch Professor Proton when you were a kid

你小时候看过质子教授吗

没有

My dad controlled the TV

我爸爸掌控电视

so unless someone was a Texas Ranger

所以除非那人是《德州巡警》

1993-2001年美国警察题材电视剧

Jake or the Fatman we didn't see it

或《帅虎猛龙》里的角色否则没看过

1987-1992年美国警察破案电视剧

I never watched him either but he seems to be the reason

我也从未看过但是似乎是他

that Sheldon got interested in science

激发了谢尔顿对科学的兴趣

Not me I got into science

我不是我对科学感兴趣

'cause I was always the smallest kid in school

是因为我总是学校里最矮小的那个

so I thought if I became a scientist

所以我想如果我成为了科学家

I could invent a formula that made me taller

就可以发明出一种让我变高的药

That's cute

这想法真天真

Yeah I thought it was working for a while

是啊曾有一段时间我觉得真的有用

but then I found out my brother was just

但结果却发现是我哥哥

lowering the pencil marks on the door frame

在量身高的门框上动手脚

How about you

你呢

Oh I guess it must have been back when I was in the Girl Sprouts

我想应该是在我当女子军那会

Girl Sprouts

女子军

My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts

这是我妈妈为了跟女童军区分故意取的

She didn't want me selling cookies

她不想我"像妓女一般

on some street corner "Like a whore "

在大街小巷叫卖饼干"

How did that get you into science

那怎么会让你科学感兴趣呢

Oh I went to the library

我去图书馆

and took out a book on biology to see what whores did

拿了一本生物学的书看看妓女都做什么

On the one hand if I say yes

一方面如果我说"我愿意"

This isn't funny anymore

一点都不好玩

Just say no so we're done with this

快拒绝我然后我们就扯平了

Will you marry me or not

你愿意还是不愿意娶我

Ooh interesting Did you just propose to me again

有意思你刚是"又"向我求婚了吗

No Really

-不是 -真的吗

Because I just heard "Will you marry me "

因为我刚明明听见 "你愿意娶我吗"

That's two proposals one day

一天求两次婚哦

Sounds like someone wants to spend the rest of her life

看来有人下半辈子都想教孩子

telling people how to spell the name Hofstadter

怎么拼"霍夫斯塔德"这个姓

You know what Fine Do whatever you want

算了随便你怎么样

Penny don't get upset

佩妮不要生气嘛

Here

听着

I love you but no I will not marry you

我爱你但我不会娶你

Thank you

谢谢

Now about that second proposal

那我们说回第二次求婚

On the one hand

一方面...

Where where where are we

我们...我们这是在哪儿

This is the swampland of Dagobah

达戈巴的沼泽地

It's where Luke was trained in the ways of the Jedi

这是卢克接受绝地训练的地方

Too bad I thought it was Florida

太可惜了我还以为是佛罗里达呢

When Obi Wan came to Luke on this very spot

当欧比旺在这里时

he gave him all sorts of helpful advice

他给了卢克各种有用的建议

So um

所以

what do you got for me

你对我的建议是什么

Always

一定

get get a prenup

要签...婚前协议

That's it

就这样吗

I thought there'd be more of a reason why you're here

我还以为你来找我有更深远的意义呢

Well why why do you think I'm here

那你觉得我为什么来找你

I suppose it has something to do with your recent passing

我想可能跟你最近去世的事有关吧

Is is this the the first time

这是... 你第一次

you've lost you know someone close to you

失去了跟你亲近的人吗

Oh no No

不不是

I've already had to say good bye to 11 Dr Whos

我已经经历过跟11代的神秘博士道别了

英国科幻剧播演许多年主角换过很多任

Yeah I've I've outlived a few of my doctors too

我也比我好几任医生[博士]活得长

Of course my grandfather died when I was five

当然我的爷爷在我5岁的时候去世了

My father died when I was 14

我父亲在我14岁的时候去世

I'm I'm sorry about that

节哀顺变

And now you're gone too

现在你也过世了

It's like all the men I've looked up to have gone away

感觉所有我崇拜的男性都去世了

Well you know it's

你知道其实...

it's okay to to be sad about them

是可以对他们的去世感到难过的

Just just make sure you know you appreciate

只是你要记住你也得

those who who are still there for you

珍惜那些还在世的亲朋好友

But I do appreciate them

我很珍惜他们啊

Well then

既然如此

what am I doing in a swamp

那我在这破沼泽

dressed like Friar Tuck

穿得像罗宾汉里的塔克修士干啥

Appreciate them Sheldon

珍惜眼前人谢尔顿

Hey buddy

兄弟

Heard you're having a rough day You all right

听说你今天听不开心你没事吧

I'm okay

我没事

How was the funeral

丧礼如何

It was nice you know

挺好的

A lot of people showed up

很多人都来了

told some great stories about him

说了很多他生平的好事

Did you know that Arthur's son is a high school sci

你知道亚瑟的儿子是个高中科学老...

Hey the guys are about to start Jedi

他们要开始看第六部了

You want to go watch

你想去看吗

I do

想

After I make them go back and watch one through five first

但我得先让他们从第一部开始看

Sheldon that that'll take us all night

谢尔顿那我们得花一整晚呢

That's true

的确

Oh it's a good thing I had a nap

幸好我小睡了一会

Boy some of the physical comedy

加加的一些肢体搞笑画面

with Jar Jar is a little tough to watch

真的是有点看不下去啊

At least they toned him down in the second one

至少第二部里已经让他收敛了

Yeah he is pretty stupid

是啊这角色真蠢

Hey we can say it You can't

我们才能说他你没资格

Hey guys

大伙们

Happy Star Wars Day

星球大战日快乐

A Death Star cake Yeah

-死星蛋糕 -是啊

We were hoping it might cheer you up

我们希望它能让你开心点

And even though it meant we had to miss the movies

虽然我们因为烤蛋糕错过了电影

we could still be part of the fun

但我们还是想一起同乐同乐

Well you didn't miss anything

你完全没错过

We just started over

我们刚从头重看

Son of a bitch

我去他妈的

You're back

你回来啦

Yeah apparently um

是啊貌似...

I'm here whenever when whenever you need me

貌似你需要我的任何时候我就会出现

That's nice

真好

May Maybe for you

你好我不好

Why do I need you now

那我现在为什么需要你

Well as near as I could tell

就我看来

you you fell asleep watching Star Wars

你在看《星球大战》的过程中睡着了

and now you're you're dreaming you're watching Star Wars

你现在是梦见自己正在看《星球大战》

所以呢

I mean don't don't you see a problem there

这样有什么问题吗

I mean how how

你觉得

you're spending your limited time on Earth

这么使用你在世有限的时间好吗

Not at all

没啥不好啊

Okay good luck to you

行那祝你睡得愉快

天朝的政府表示《生活大爆炸》不适宜播出我只能假定这中间有过正式的审查过程

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