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Okay if no one else will say it I will

既然没人愿意承认那就让我来吧

We really suck at paintball

我们的彩蛋射击技术逊毙了

That was absolutely humiliating

简直丢脸丢到家

Oh come on Some battles you win some battles you lose

胜败乃兵家常事

Yes but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party

可也不能输给那啥Kyle火焰队啊

I think we have to acknowledge

我想我们得承认

those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews

对方手段太野蛮了

No we were annihilated by our own incompetence

不我们的惨败是由于自身能力的低下

and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command

以及某些人无法遵守上级指示

Sheldon let it go

Sheldon 别再计较了!

No I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the ck

不行我想说说Wolowitz射我背后的事情

I shot you for good reason

我有充分的理由

You were leading us into disaster

你正把我们引向灾难之中

I was giving clear concise orders

我下达了简洁且明确的命令

You hid behind a tree yelling "Get the kid in the yarmulke

你躲在树后面喊 "打那个戴帽子的小孩!

Get the kid in the yarmulke "

"打那个戴帽子的小孩!"

Oh hey guys

嗨你们好

Oh hey Penny Hello Morning ma'am

- 嗨 Penny - 早上好女士

So how was paintball Did you have fun

游戏如何好玩吗?

Sure if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun

当然如果好玩是指被自己的队员给害死的话

You clear space on your calendar there will be an inquiry

你等着好了我会就此事展开调查的

Okay

好吧

Um hey I'm having a party on Saturday

对了我周六会举行一场派对

so if you guys are around you should come on by

你们有空的话不如一起过来玩吧

A party Yeah

- 派对? - 是啊

A "boy girl" party

是...男生女生的派对?

Well there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party so

呃...有男生有女生而且是场派对

It'll just be a bunch of my friends

其实也就是朋友聚聚

We'll have some beer do a little dancing

喝喝啤酒跳跳舞

Dancing

跳舞?

Yeah I don't know Penny

嗯我不能确定 Penny...

The thing is we're not

其实我们不太...

No we're really more of a No

- 我们更适合... - 不行

But thanks Thanks for thinking of us

不过谢谢你能邀请我们

Are you sure Come on it's Halloween

确信吗? 来嘛万圣节哦

A Halloween party

万圣节派对?

As in costumes

化妆舞会吗?

Well yeah

当然了

有主题吗?

Um yeah Halloween

呃万圣节咯

Yes but are the costumes random or genre specific

那服装是随自己挑呢还是有特定流派?

As usual I'm not following

我还是不知道你在说什么

He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction fantasy

他是想问能不能穿成科幻人物 ...

Sure What about comic books

- 当然 - 漫画里的人呢?

Fine Anime

- 当然 - 动漫?

Of course TV film

- 当然了 - 电视电影

D and D manga Greek gods Roman gods Norse gods

日本漫画希腊神话罗马神话北欧神话

Anything you want Okay

随便! 你喜欢就行

Any costume you want

你想穿啥就穿啥

Bye

再见

Gentlemen to the sewing machines

各位向缝纫机前进!

By aBu 201705

天才也性感第一季第6集

I'll get it

我来开

Oh no

哦不

Oh no

哦不

Make way for the fastest man alive

世界上速度最快的人来啦!

Oh no

哦不

See this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting

我都说了应该先开会讨论一下嘛

We all have other costumes We can change

我们还有别的服装换一下就可以了

Or we could walk right behind each other all night

或者我们可以整晚都保持一列纵队

and look like one person going really fast

看起来就像是一个人在快速移动

No no no

不不不

It's a boy girl party this flash runs solo

这是男生女生的派对闪电侠得单独行动

Okay how about this

不如这样

Nobody gets to be The Flash

谁都不许穿成闪电侠

We all change Agreed

全部去换掉如何?

Agreed

同意

I call Frodo

我要扮弗拉多! (电影<魔戒>中人物)

Damn

靠!

Hey

嘿

Sorry I'm late but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus

抱歉迟到我的锤子被公交车门卡住了

You went with Thor

你要扮北欧神化中的雷神?

What just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god

怎么印度人就不能扮北欧神祗了吗?

"No no Raj has to be an Indian god "

"不不 Raj只能演印度神仙"

That's racism

这是种族歧视

I mean look at Wolowitz He's not English

Wolowitz也不是英国人

but he's dressed like Peter Pan

可是他打扮成了彼得潘

Sheldon is neither sound nor light

Sheldon既不是声波也不是光波

but he's obviously the Doppler effect

但很明显他穿成了多普勒效应

I'm not Peter Pan

我不是彼得潘

I'm Robin Hood

我是罗宾汉

Really

是啊?

Because I sawPeter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby

我看过彼得潘你穿的和Cathy Rigby一模一样 (著名百老汇演员在舞台上饰演该角色24年之久)

She was a little bigger than you but it's basically the same look man

她比你大了一号不过造型完全一样

Hey Sheldon there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party

Sheldon 派对开始前我得先和你谈谈

I don't care if anybody gets it

我不管别人懂不懂

I'm going as the Doppler effect

我就是要穿成多普勒效应

No it's not that If I have to I can demonstrate

- 我不是要说这个 - 如果有必要我会当场演示

Terrific

好极了

this party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group

这次派对是Penny第一次邀请我加入她的社交圈

and I need you not to embarrass me tonight

你今晚可不能给我难堪

Well what exactly do you mean by embarrass you

难堪的具体定义是什么?

Well for example tonight

比方说今天晚上

no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey

没人需要知道我的中间名是Leakey

But there's nothing embarrassing about that

这和难堪根本一点关系也没有

Your father worked with Louis Leakey

你父亲曾经和Louis Leakey一起共事

a great anthropologist

一个伟大的人类学家

It had nothing to do with your bed wetting

跟你尿床的事也丝毫无关

All m saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny

总之我的意思是这次派对乃天赐良机

to see me as a member of her peer group

Penny可以把我当成她的同伴看待

a potential close friend and perhaps more

一个潜在的亲密好友也许还不止

and I don't want to look like a dork

我不想一副怪胎的样子

Just a heads up fellas

先告诉你们各位

If anyone gets lucky I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver

如果有人好彩我的箭筒里准备了套套

Oh hey guys

嗨各位

Hey Sorry we're late

嘿对不起来晚了

Late

晚?

It's 7 05

才7:05呢

And you said the party starts at 7 00

你说过派对7点开始

Well yeah I mean when you start a party at 7 00

没错可是如果派对定在7点

no one shows up at you know 7 00

没人会7点就入场

It's 7 05

已经7:05了

Yes Yes it is

是是没错

Okay Well um come on in

好吧请进

So what are all the girls in the bathroom

怎么女生全部去了洗手间吗?

Probably but in their own homes

她们各自家里的洗手间

So what time does the costume parade start

那个...服装大游行几时开始?

The parade

游行?

Yeah so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume

对啊这样评委可以给最佳造型颁奖

You know most frightening most authentic

比如最吓人奖最逼真奖

most accurate visualization of a scientific principal

科学原理演示之最佳视觉效果奖

Oh Sheldon I'm sorry

真抱歉 Sheldon

but there aren't going to be any parades

没有什么大游行

or judges or prizes

也没有评委和奖品

This party is just going to suck

这派对一定很无聊

No Come on it's going to be fun

不会啦很好玩的

and you all look great

你们看起来都棒极了

I mean look at you Thor

你是雷神

and oh Peter Pan

还有彼得潘

That's so cute

很可爱

Actually Penny he's Robin Hood I'm Peter Pan

- Penny 其实他是罗宾汉 - 我是彼得潘

And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it

我手里还有一堆妖精粉写着你的名字呢

No you don't

你才没有

Uh hey what's Sheldon supposed to be

呃 Sheldon穿的是什么?

Oh he's the Doppler effect

哦他那是多普勒效应

Yes It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave

当声源和观察者之间的距离发生变化时

caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer

波动的频率也会发生明显变化

Oh sure I see it now

哦我懂了

The Doppler effect

多普勒效应嘛

All right I got to shower

好的我得去洗澡了

You guys um make yourselves comfortable

你们自便吧

Okay

好的

See

瞧见没?

People get it

人们能懂

By Odin's beard this is good Chex mix

以奥丁(北欧神话中的主神)的名义起誓实在太好吃了

No thanks Peanuts

不用了我对花生过敏

I can't afford to swell up in these tights

这身紧身衣可没法让我肿胀

I'm confused

我搞不懂

If there's no costume parade what are we doing here

如果没有游行我们来这干吗?

We're socializing meeting new people

参与社交活动啊认识新朋友

Telepathically

靠传心术吗?

Oh hey when did you get here

嗨你们什么时候来的?

嗨

Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen

Penny的猫女装是我见过最差的一套

And that includes Halle Berry's

比哈里·贝瑞还差 (她曾因<猫女>一片勇夺金酸梅最差女主角)

She's not Catwoman She's just a generic cat

她不是猫女只是一只普通的猫

And that's the kind of sloppy costuming

正是由于竞争机制的缺乏

which results from a lack of rules and competion

才会导致这种三流造型的出现

Hey guys check out the sexy nurse

嘿快瞧那个性感小护士

I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough

是时候咳嗽装病了

What is your move

你准备怎么做?

I'm going to use the mirror technique

用照镜子那招

She brushes her hair back I brush my hair back

她拨她的头发我就拨我的

She shrugs I shrug

她耸肩我也耸肩

Subconsciously she's thinking "We're in sync We belong together "

她下意识里就会觉得我们心有灵犀注定是一对

Where do you get this stuff

你哪学来的这一套?

You know psychology journals Internet research

心理学期刊网络调查

and there's this great show on VH 1 about how to pick up girls

电视上也有教如何追求MM

Oh if only I had his confidence

我有他那么自信就好了

I have such difficulty speaking to women or around women

我不知道怎么和女生说话或者当着女生的面说话...

or at times even effeminate men

甚至是和娘娘腔说话有时也有点困难

If that's a working stethoscope

如果那个听诊器能正常使用

maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat

不如你来测测我的心跳吧?

No thanks

不用了

No seriously you can I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia

我说真的我有瞬间自发性心律失常

I want to get to know Penny's friends

我想去认识Penny的朋友们

I just don't know how to talk to these people

但我不知道该怎么和他们交谈

Well I actually might be able to help

这点上我也许可以帮到你

How so

怎么说?

Like Jane Goodall observing the apes

就像Jane Goodall观察黑猩猩一样 (英国科学家以对黑猩猩的研究闻名世界)

I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured

起初他们之间的互动是混乱且无组织性的

But patterns emerge

但渐渐有模式可循

They have their own language if you will

他们有自己独特的语言

Go on

继续

Well it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting

新来的人在接近现有的小团体时会说

"How wasted am I "

"我看起来喝醉了吗?"

Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude "

然后对方会回应"老兄..."

Then what happens

然后呢?

That's as far as I've gotten

我只研究到这个阶段

This is ridiculous

真是荒谬

I'm jumping in

我准备上了

Good luck

祝你好运

No you're coming with me

不你跟我一起

Oh I hardly think so

我看没这必要

Oh come on

来嘛

Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you

你不怕我给你难堪?

Yes but I need a wing man

怕可我需要一个副手 (wingman:原意指护航的飞机)

All right but if we're going to use flight metaphors

好吧可是如果要拿飞行来做比喻的话

I'm much more suited to being the guy

我更适合联邦航空局里

from the FAA analyzing wreckage

那个事故调查员的角色

嗨

Hi Hello

- 嗨 - 你好

So what are you supposed to be

你这身是扮谁?

Me I'll give you a hint

我? 我给点提示

A choo choo train

火车?

接近了!

A brain damaged choo choo train

一列脑震荡的火车?

How wasted am I

我看起来喝醉了吗?

I still don't get it

我还是不懂

I'm the Doppler effect

我是多普勒效应

Okay if that's some sort of learning disability

如果那是指一种"学习无能"

I think it's very insensitive

那么你也模仿得太烂了

Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra

直接告诉人家你是斑马不就省事了?

Well why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves

那你怎么不告诉人家你是七个小矮人之一?

Because I'm Frodo

因为我是弗拉多

Yes well I'm the Doppler effect

没错我是多普勒效应

Oh no What

- 不会吧 - 怎么了?

That's Penny's ex boyfriend

那是Penny的前男友

What do you suppose he's doing here

他来这里干吗?

Besides disrupting the local gravity field

干扰这里的重力场吗?

If he were any bigger he'd have moons orbiting him

他要是再大块点月亮会成为他的卫星

Oh snap

你真刻薄

So I guess we'll be leaving now

那么我们似乎该走了

Why should we leave

为什么要我们走?

For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here

很明显他是不请自来 Penny看都不想看他

You have a backup hypothesis

还有后备假设吗?

Maybe they want to be friends

也许他们只是想做回朋友

Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more

又或者她想做朋友而他想要更多

Then he and I are on equal ground

那么他和我就在同一圈里

Yes but you're much closer to it than he is

没错但你比他更接近目标

Look if this was 1 500 years ago

如果是1500年前

by virtue of his size and strength

凭这身体格和力量

Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners

Kurt可以任意挑选自己的女性伴侣

And male partners animal partners

还有男性伴侣动物伴侣

large primordial eggplants

巨型远古茄子

pretty much whatever tickled his fancy

几乎要啥有啥

Yes but our society has undergone a paradigm shift

没错但当今社会已经今非昔比了

In the Information Age Sheldon

这是信息时代 Sheldon

you and I are the alpha males

你和我才是炙手可热的

We shouldn't have to back down

我们不该退缩

True

说得好

Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down

你干吗不发短信告诉他看看他会不会退缩?

不

I'm going to assert my dominance face to face

我要面对面向他展现我的优势

Face to face Are you going to wait for him to sit down

面对面? 你是要他坐下

or are you going to stand on the coffee table

还是自己站在咖啡桌上?

Hello Penny

嗨 Penny

Hello Kurt

嗨 Kurt

Oh hey guys are you having a good time

嗨你们玩得还好吗?

Given the reaction to my costume

鉴于人们对我扮相的反应

this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system

这次派对对美国教育制度提出了严厉的控诉

What you're a zebra right

你是斑马对吧?

Yet another child left behind

可怜的孩子

And what are you supposed to be an elf

你又是什么精灵?

No I'm a hobbit

不我是霍比特人

What's the difference

有什么不同?

A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth

霍比特人是居住在地下非不死的半成年人

whereas an elf is an immortal tall warrior

而精灵则是不死而高大的战士

So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit

那你为什么要做个矮人呢?

Because he's neither tall nor immortal

因为他既不高也会死

and none of us could be The Flash

而且我们没有人能成为闪电侠

Well whatever

随你怎说

Why don't you go hop off on a quest

不如你们赶紧消失

I'm talking to Penny here

我正和Penny说话呢

I think we're all talking to Penny here

我想我们都在和Penny说话

I'm not No offense

我没有我没恶意

Okay maybe you didn't hear me

好吧可能你没听懂我意思

Go away All right Kurt be nice

- 滚蛋 - 好啦 Kurt 有礼貌点

Oh I am being nice

我很有礼貌

Right little buddy

对不对小朋友?

Kurt Okay

- Kurt - 好吧

I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me

你震动着胸肌吓唬我我能理解

I mean you can't compete with me on an intellectual level

因为你在智力上无法和我匹敌

so you're driven to animalistic puffery

所以你选择这种夸大兽性的方式

You calling me a puffy animal

你是说我是大胖动物吗?

Of course not No he's not

当然不是啦不他不是

You're not right Leonard

你不是对吧 Leonard?

No I said "animalistic "

不我是说"兽性"

Of course we're all animals

当然我们都是动物

but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree

只不过我们当中一些人在进化树上爬得更高一些

If he understands that you're in trouble

要是他听懂了你就完蛋了

So what I'm unevolved

所以是怎么样你说我没进化吗?

You're in trouble

你完蛋了

You know you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf

你这小矮人还真好意思给自己戴高帽

Okay Kurt please

好吧 Kurt 别这样

Penny it's okay I can handle this

Penny 没关系我可以处理

I am not a dwarf

我不是矮人

I'm a hobbit

我是霍比特人

A hobbit

一个霍比特人...

Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion

会把你大脑海马状突起里的神经元击碎

from short term to long term memory

以防止你的短时记忆向长时记忆转化懂吗?

Okay now you're starting to make me mad

你开始让我抓狂了

A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what

一个发现自己可对立拇指的能人说什么?

What

什么?

I think I've made my point

我想我已经说得很清楚了

Yeah How about I make a point out of your pointy little head

是吗? 不如我在你的小脑袋上凿个洞让你更清楚点?

Let me remind you while my moral support is absolute

容我插句嘴精神上我绝对支持你

in a physical confrontation I will be less than useless

但若需要身体接触我的作用是零

There's not going to be a confrontation

根本就不会有什么身体接触

In fact I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation "

说实话我怀疑他能不能把 "身体接触"拼出来

C O N

C- O-N...

frontation

frontation! (果然拼不出来- -)

Kurt put him down this instant

Kurt 马上放下他

He started it

他先惹我的

I don't care I'm finishing it Put him down

我不管总之放下他

Fine

好吧

You're one lucky little leprechaun

算你个妖精走运

He's a hobbit

他是霍比特人!

I got your back

我顶你

Leonard are you okay

Leonard 你没事吧?

Yeah I'm fine

没事

It's good it's a good party thanks for having us

这派对很棒谢谢你邀请我们

It's just getting a little late so

时间也不早了所以...

Oh okay

好吧

All right well thank you for coming

好吧谢谢你们能来

Happy Halloween

万圣节快乐

If it's any consolation

如果这也算安慰的话

I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place

我想说你那句"能人"的确很到位

What's that

那是什么?

Tea

茶

When people are upset

当人们伤心时

the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages

传统礼节就是为他们奉上热饮

There there

别伤心

You want to talk about it

要谈谈吗?

No Good

- 不 - 好

"There there" was really all I had

我只会说"别伤心"了

Good night Sheldon

晚安 Sheldon

Good night Leonard

晚安 Leonard

Hey Leonard

嘿 Leonard?

Hi Penny

嗨 Penny

Hey I just wanted to make sure you were okay

我只是来看看你有没事

I'm fine

我很好

I am so sorry about what happened

刚才的事真不好意思

It's not your fault

不怪你

Yes it is

怪我

That's why I broke up with him

这就是我和他分手的原因

He always does stuff like that

他经常干这么出格的事

So why was he at your party

那他怎么会出现在派对上?

Well I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed

上周我碰见他他说他知错了

And he was just going on and on and

谁知他还是死性不改

I believed him and I'm an idiot

我真是瞎了眼

because I always believe guys like that

因为我总是那么容易相信那种男人

And I can't go back to my party because he's there

现在他还在那待着我根本不想回去

And know you don't want to hear this and I'm upset

我知道你不想听这些但我很伤心

and I'm really drunk and I just want to

我很醉我只想...

There there

别伤心

God what is wrong with me

天我做错什么了吗?

Nothing you're perfect

没有你很完美

I'm not perfect

我不完美

Yes you are

你完美

You really think so don't you

你真的这么想?

Penny

Penny?

Yeah

恩?

How much have you had to drink tonight

你今晚喝了多少?

Just a lot

就...很多

Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt

你确信你喝醉酒且对Kurt生气的事实

doesn't have something to do with what's going on here

与刚才发生的事情没有关系吗?

It might

可能有吧

Boy you're really smart

天啊你真聪明

Yeah I'm a frickin' genius

是啊我TMD就是个天才

Leonard you are so great

Leonard 你真是太好了

Why can't all guys be like you

全世界男人都像你这样就好了

Because if all guys were like me

如果是那样的话

the human race couldn't survive

人类就无法繁衍了

I should probably go

我想我该走了

Probably

是的

Thank you

谢谢

That's right you saw what you saw

是的你没看错

That's how we roll in the Shire

我们在夏尔就是这么狂欢的 (<魔戒>中弗拉多的家乡)

Coming

来了

Hey have you seen Koothrappali

嘿看见Koothrappali了吗?

He's not here

他不在这

Maybe the Avengers summoned him

也许复仇者们把他召走了

He's not the Marvel Comics Thor he's the original Norse god

他不是神奇漫画里那个雷神是北欧神话里那个雷神

Thank you for the clarification

谢谢你的解释

I'm supposed to give him a ride home

我本来要送他回家的

Well I'm sure he'll be fine

放心吧他没事

He has his hammer

他带着锤子呢

I have to say you are an amazing man

我得承认你太了不起了

You're gentle and passionate

温柔有激情

And my God you are such a good listener

而且你还是个超好的倾听者