生活大爆炸-S11E10_生活大爆炸

S01

This was a good idea.

这真是个好主意

It's been a long time since we've had girls' night.

我们已经好久没举办闺蜜之夜了

Yeah it's so nice to have a relaxing evening

对啊能够有个放松的夜晚

at home doing nothing.

在家什么都不干最棒了

Yeah really breaks up the other 30 days

对啊跟我这个月其他30个

I've spent on bed rest doing nothing.

在家休养屁事不干的日子完全不同

Well tonight we're gonna make you forget all that.

今晚我们会让你忘掉那一切

You're gonna make me forget I've been stuck in bed

你们会让我忘记我被困床上

while a baby uses my bladder as a kickball

还有小宝宝把我的膀胱当球踢吗

Hey you had unprotected sex with Howard.

你自己跟霍华德无套啪啪啪

You deserve to be miserable.

你遭报应纯属活该

Hey I need some fashion advice.

我需要一点时尚建议

Really From me I would love to...

真的吗向我请教啊我很乐意...

Actually Leonard told me Penny was over here

其实是莱纳德跟我说佩妮在这里

Hey what's going on You got a date

怎么了你要跟小妞约会吗

I uh do have a date... with science.

我... 是跟科学有个约会

Oh what's science wearing

那科学会穿什么呢

The Griffith Observatory is looking for an astrophysicist

格里菲斯天文台在找一名天体物理学家

to consult and I have an interview tomorrow.

来当顾问我明天要去面试

Oh I love the observatory.

我好喜欢那个天文台

They tell you your weight on all the different planets.

他们会告诉你你在别的星球时的体重

Yeah. It's always bikini season on Venus.

在金星时永远都适合穿比基尼

金星的重力约是地球上的0.91

I think you'd be great at that.

我觉得你一定能胜任

Don't you agree Bernadette

你也同意吧伯纳黛特

Huh I'm listening. I'm listening.

啥我有在听我有在听

I'm not watching The Crown.

我没有在看电视剧《王冠》

I just want to make a good first impression

我就是想给人好的第一印象

and thought maybe you could help me pick out an outfit

所以想请你帮我挑一件好的

Of course. Let's see what you got.

没问题让我看看

Yeah you just need to pick something

其实你只需要选一件

that that you feel confident in.

能让你感到自信的就行了

I'm sorry. I left my magic clothes at home.

抱歉我没带我的自信魔法外套来

I'm sure these two options will be f...

我相信这两件就够...

So you you have other clothes at home

你... 你家还有别的衣服吗

Uh it doesn't matter.

算啦无所谓

They're talking to a bunch of people.

他们要跟一大堆人谈

I probably won't get it anyway.

估计都选不上我

Well don't say that. Yeah you have to believe in yourself.

-别这么说啊 -对啊你得对自己有自信

You know before I came to America

其实在我来美国之前

I was filled with confidence.

我是个很有自信的小伙子

What happened to me

我怎么会变成这样

Hey is that Raj there at girls' night

拉杰来你们闺蜜之夜吗

Well hey. Hey Howard.

你好啊霍华德

Just remember if you fall asleep first

记住了如果你先睡着

they're gonna freeze your bra.

她们会把你的胸罩拿去冰箱冻住

少女过夜聚会的常见恶作剧

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state

宇宙一度又烫又稠密

Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait

140亿年前终于爆了炸... 等着瞧!

The Earth began to cool

地球开始降温

The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools

自养生物来起哄穴居人发明工具

We built the Wall We built the pyramids

我们建长城我们建金字塔

Math Science History unraveling the mystery

数学自然科学历史揭开神秘

That all started with a big bang

一切由大爆炸开始

Bang

By aBu 20171209

大

爆

炸

第十一季第十集

生

活

You and Amy having fun planning your wedding

你跟艾米计划婚礼还愉快吗

We're employing a mathematical approach

我们决定使用一种数学方法

called decision theory so heck yeah.

叫决策论所以... 太特么愉快了

Heck yeah

"特么"吗

Looks like someone need to put a dollar in the almost swear jar.

某人得交一块钱的"接近骂脏话"罚款啊

We've assigned all wedding decisions randomly

我们随机分配所有需要下的婚礼决定

and each of us makes half of them.

然后我们一人决定一半

You know from venue to officiant

比如婚礼场地证婚人

to numbering system for the tables Roman or Dewey Decimal.

到宾客的桌号是用罗马数字还是杜威十进制

杜威十进制是美国最普遍的图书分类法

Why not hexadecimal

为什么不用十六进制数

普遍应用在计算机领域

'Cause this is our wedding not a joke.

因为这是婚姻大事不是相声大会

Hey guys. ‭Hello.

-你们好啊 -你来啦

Oh good. Raj is here

太好啦经理拉杰来了

to tell us today's specials.

快告诉我们今天有哪些特餐

Very funny. I have my interview this afternoon.

好笑好笑我今天下午有个面试

Oh. If it doesn't work out

如果面试失败

you're ready to go on your Mormon mission.

你也穿好可以去传摩门教的衣服啦

摩门教传教士通常都是穿着西装传教

I I don't understand what's going on here.

我没懂你们这是什么情况

Oh what's going on here is

情况就是呢

I'm up for a job at the planetarium

我要去面试天文馆的一个工作

and Howard is making fun of me.

而霍华德在吐槽我

Oh that's great. You're both doing what you love.

那太好了你们都在做自己爱做的事

Well I'm excited for you.

我为你感到兴奋

Oh thanks yeah. I'd be in charge of developing

谢谢录用之后天文馆所有的节目

and narrating all the planetarium shows.

都将会由我来开发与念旁白

And I really want this

我很想要这份工作

so it wouldn't kill you to be more supportive.

所以你多支持我一下是会死吗

But if it did you could bury me at the funeral home you direct.

如果死了可以葬在你当入殓师的殡仪馆吗

Wait. The premise is that he is dressed differently

等等哏都是在嘲讽他打扮跟平常不一样吗

Yeah.

对啊

That's true. He is not dressed the same.

的确啊是跟平常差很多

Hey Dad.

爸

Hello Rajesh.

你好啊拉杰什

How was the interview

面试怎么样了

Uh not so great.

不是太好

They asked me what my biggest weakness was

他们问我最大的缺点是什么

and 45 minutes later they thanked me for coming.

45分钟后他们谢谢我来参加面试

Son don't take this the wrong way but what's your problem

儿子爸不是不爱你但你是有啥毛病啊

I would tell you but apparently it takes 45 minutes.

我想回答你但回答一次貌似需要45分钟

You know what

其实呢

I bet it's those friends you surround yourself with.

我觉得你是受身边的朋友影响

Like that Howard always making fun of you.

比如那个霍华德总是在取笑你

Howard doesn't mean anything by it.

霍华德不是真心的啦

I I think it's cultural.

我觉得是文化差异

His people come from a very sarcastic village

他的族群来自一个很毒舌的村子

called Brooklyn.

叫布鲁克林[黑人区]

Don't make excuses.

别为他找理由

What kind of friend acts that way

什么朋友会像他这样啊

Well I I guess...

我想...

It was a rhetorical question.

我这是个反问句

A bad friend

垃圾堆捡来的朋友才这样

Come on Dad That's just our relationship okay

别这样老爸我跟他之间的关系就这样

He makes Indian jokes and I laugh

他开印度人玩笑我会笑一下

but you know with angry eyes so he knows it's not okay.

但我眼神是生气的让他知道不能这样

I too was in a relationship

我也有过一段

with someone who made me feel bad about myself.

跟总贬低我的人在一起的感情

If you're talking about Mom I don't want to hear it.

如果你是要说我妈那我不要听

I'm just saying if you replace Howard

听我一说如果你把霍华德

with a nice 22 year old grad student

换成一个如花似玉的22岁研究生

your self confidence will soar.

你的自信绝对会爆棚

All right Amy you're up.

好了艾米轮到你了

Next decision.

下一个决定

Come on first dance

来吧首支舞

Come on first dance

快来首支舞

Invitations

邀请函

That's a good one.

这个也很不错啊

Just a suggestion

纯给个建议

hologram projected out of R2 D2.

由《星球大战》萌机器人放出全息投影

Thanks for your input but this is my decision

感谢您的意见但这是我的决定

and I'm gonna go with...

而我决定要...

old English calligraphy on Egyptian papyrus.

用古英文以书法写在埃及莎草纸上

Oh what a fun mashup.

真是有趣的混合啊

It's like the chicken and waffles of orthography.

简直就像炸鸡华夫饼毫不异端毫不做作呢

Your turn.

轮到你啦

Ring bearer

戒童

Boy I'm so glad that R2 D2 is still available.

妈呀太庆幸刚才没把萌机器人用掉

You know this is really fun.

其实真的很好玩呢

I can't believe that people say that planning a wedding

真不敢相信别人都说计划婚礼

is one of the most stressful things in life.

是人生中压力最大的一件事之一

I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel

对啊从来没有过哪一天我不惊讶

how much better we are than other people.

我们能比别人强上那么多

I'm so sorry the interview didn't go well.

面试不顺利我也很替你难过

Yeah you would've been perfect for it.

这工作真的很适合你呢

Oh I just get so nervous

我就是会太紧张

and then I start apologizing for being nervous and...

然后我又会为自己太紧张而道歉

You guys don't want to hear about this. I'm sorry.

你们不会想听这个的抱歉啦

Stop apologizing

别再道歉了好吗

Oh my God

天啊

You sound just like the woman at the interview

你说的简直跟面试那女士一样

Have you ever thought about talking

你有想过去跟

to some kind of therapist about all this

什么心理医生之类的谈这事吗

Ugh. Maybe.

或许吧

Hey Leonard do you think your mom would be available

莱纳德你觉得你母亲会有空吗

Yeah you don't want to do that.

你不会想找她谈的

Talking to my mom to get more confidence

想跟我妈聊天来得到信心

is like talking to a lion to get more alive.

就跟去找阎王聊天来得到生存感一样

Well my dad thinks

我爸爸觉得

it's because Howard's always making fun of me.

是因为霍华德总吐槽我害的

Well that makes sense.

这话有道理

Well what do you mean that makes sense

你说这话有道理是什么意思

Well Howard does make fun of him a lot.

霍华德的确常常吐槽他

Well that's not all Howard's fault.

那也不全是霍华德的错啊

I mean if Raj doesn't want to be made fun of then I...

要是拉杰不想被吐槽那我...

Hmm. I don't know a nice way to finish this sentence.

我不知道要怎么礼貌地结束这句话

Well so you're on his side

这么说你站在他那边

I'm just saying

我只是说

that's what friends do. You know they bust on each other.

朋友之间就是这样互相怼的啊

It doesn't mean anything.

那些话并不代表什么啊

Well I'm not surprised you think so.

我不意外你这么想

Why is that

为什么

Well you can be kind of mean to me.

你对我也挺毒舌的

Well that's because you're...

那是因为你是...

Wow. I don't know how to finish that sentence either.

这句话我也不知道该怎么收尾

You know what I think we're both done being disrespected.

你知道吗我们俩都受够了不被尊重

I got a few rounds left in me.

我还能再承受几轮羞辱

Attaboy champ.

英勇的好小伙

Okay let's see what we've got so far.

看看目前我们都有什么了

I arrive in a Little House on the Prairie style horse drawn buggy.

我坐在美剧《草原小屋》风的马车上入场

Where you are met with an honor guard of stormtroopers.

再由《星球大战》暴风兵仪仗队员迎接

Do you think that might be jarring

你会不会觉得有点风格不搭

going from wholesome pioneers to space Nazis

从健康的拓荒者跳到太空纳粹

I see what you're saying.

我懂你意思了

You're thinking that you should arrive

你在想你入场时应该乘坐

in a replica of Luke Skywalker's landspeeder.

仿制的《星球大战》卢克·天行者的陆行艇

It's not what I'm thinking

我不是在想这个

and to save you the trouble for the future

顺便帮你省去以后的麻烦

it will never be what I'm thinking.

我此生都不会有这想法

Well... if the ushers are so important to you

如果迎宾员对你那么重要

what if I propose a trade

那我们做笔交易如何

You may pick that and I will decide say first dance.

让你选迎宾员而第一支舞就由我来决定

Great. Then the ushers will be...

好极了那迎宾员就由

my cousins dressed in frontier frock coats.

我穿上拓荒者双排扣长外套的表妹们担当

And the first dance will be that we won't have one.

那第一支舞就不跳了

All right. Then our...

好吧那我们的

second dance will be the first dance.

第二支舞就变成第一支舞了

Unless we have no dance at all.

我们取消跳舞环节就行啦

Ha ha.

呵呵

Well if we're changing things

如果要做出改变

then instead of throwing confetti

那我们不要扔彩纸屑

we'll release butterflies.

改成放蝴蝶吧

Airborne worms Have you lost your mind

空中乱飞的虫子你疯了吗

Well if you're going to do that

如果你要这么做

then I am changing the officiant to that

我就把证婚人换成

husky Spider Man that hangs out at the Chinese Theater.

常在中国剧院出没的大只佬蜘蛛侠

Fine. Wedding toasts in Latin.

行啊婚礼祝酒词换成拉丁语的

Great. Vows in Klingon.

好极了婚誓用克林贡语说

Then I'm changing the flower girl to a dog.

那我要把女花童换成狗

And guess what he'll be scattering instead of petals

你猜这下他不撒花瓣而是撒什么

Want to grab some lunch

想去吃午饭吗

You know what I don't think so.

你猜怎么着不去

Well let me guess. You're not eating

我来猜猜看你不吃饭

because the mean girls circled your chubby bits in marker

是因为刻薄女们用笔把你胖的部位圈出来了

No. That. That right there. That's the reason.

不是这个你刚才说的这个这就是原因

You're always making fun of me.

你总是在取笑我

Oh those are just jokes.

那些都是玩笑话而已

It's my way of saying that we're friends

我用这种方式来表达我们是朋友

and it wouldn't hurt you to drop a few

再说你减个几斤又不会死

See No wonder I don't have any confidence.

看到没难怪我没自信

Come on. You can't blame that on me.

不是吧这怎么能怪在我头上

Why not 15 years of constant ridicule.

为什么不能 15年来你不断地奚落我

I I think our relationship has become toxic.

我觉得我们的关系已经变得有毒了

Uh what are you saying

你这是什么意思

I think you and I need to spend some time away from each other.

我觉得我们需要分开一段时间

Look I... I can see you're upset but...

听着我看得出你不开心但是...

I'm gonna need some ground rules. I mean

我需要知道一些基本规则

while we're apart can I see other needy Indian men

分开期间我能否约其他缠人的印度男

Get out

滚出去

What do you think will make the wedding worse for Amy

你们觉得哪个会毁掉艾米心中的婚礼

a cake made with salt instead of sugar...

把结婚蛋糕从甜的改成咸的

...or a cake iced with congealed gravy

还是把蛋糕的糖霜改成凝固的肉汁

That is a trick question.

这是陷阱答案

The answer is you as the groom.

正解是你当新郎

Neither of them will be the actual cake.

不会真的做刚才说的蛋糕

I'm just using it as a bargaining chip

我只是用这个来要挟

to get Amy to agree to the whole wedding party getting rings

逼艾米同意让每个宾客都得到一枚戒指

and us getting one ring to rule them all.

我们则得到一枚可以统治他们的至尊戒

电影《指环王》的剧情

I forget which mental hospital are you guys registered at

我忘了你俩是住在哪间精神病院来着

Hello.

大家好

Hello. ‭Hello.

-你们好啊 -好啊

Really

不是吧你

You're not gonna sit here

你不坐这一桌吗

I'll sit there as soon as you leave.

等你走了我就过去坐

You're still on this I said sorry.

你还没气完吗我道过歉了

Well "sorry" doesn't make up for years of emotional abuse.

道歉也不能弥补多年来对我的精神虐待

Well what's it gonna take

那你要怎样才不气了

You want half my sandwich

我分半个三明治给你行吗

What is going on

这是什么情况

Raj is trying to blame me for his pathetic life.

拉杰试图把他可悲的人生怪到我头上

His life isn't pathetic.

他的生活才不可悲

He's got that whole table to himself.

他能独占一整张桌子不用跟别人分呢

One of us should go sit with Raj so he's not alone.

我俩应该有一个过去陪拉杰坐

But I'm not done telling you about my wedding revenge plans.

但我还没说完我的婚礼复仇计划呢

You're right. Go on.

也对继续说吧

Okay well first I'm going to try

好咧首先我要尝试

to get Amy to trade with me for hors d'oeuvres...

让艾米跟我换餐前冷盘的选择权

Oh good you're here.

太好了你在家

I've decided on our centerpieces.

我已经决定了餐桌中央的摆饰

I just hope your family isn't allergic to asbestos.

希望你的家人不会对石棉过敏

Sheldon please stop.

谢尔顿拜托你住手吧

If we keep doing this we're gonna end up with a wedding

再这样下去到时的婚礼

that neither one of us will enjoy.

我们两人都不会喜欢的

Are you saying you don't want to get married

你意思是你不想结婚了吗

No of course I do.

不我当然想结

But that seems to be the one thing we can agree on.

但我们能意见一致的部分也就仅此而已了

Maybe we should just get married at City Hall

也许我们去市政厅登记一下就好了

and forget about everything else.

不安排婚礼那些的了

City Hall hmm.

市政厅

I do like metal detectors

我确实喜欢金属探测器

and the sound of permits being denied.

和许可被拒绝时的响声

Right.

对啊

And if we're not enjoying planning this wedding

如果我们根本不享受计划过程

then what's the point

那办婚礼还有什么意义呢

Well historically a wedding was to let

从历史上来讲婚礼是为了

other potential suitors know that we're unavailable.

让其他潜在追求者知道我们有主了

But I think matching T shirts that say

但我觉得上面印着

"hands off the merchandise" accomplish the same thing.

"眼看手勿动"的情侣装T恤也有这功能

So let's pick a day and just go do it.

我们就选个日子去登记吧

How 'bout tomorrow

明天怎么样

R Really

真的吗

That soon

这么快

Why wait

何必等呢

I mean it's not that I think we're living in sin

我是不认为我们活在婚前同居的罪恶中啦

but I do like the idea that our next act of intimacy

但我也想我们下次的亲密行为

will be a legal requirement.

是受法律要求的

Tomorrow we'll go downtown and get married.

明天我们就去市中心登记结婚

Or we could go to Beverly Hills City Hall

或者如果你想旅行结婚

if you want a destination wedding.

我们可以去比弗利山庄的市政厅

Hey. You look good today.

你今天很帅气

What happened What's wrong

怎么了出什么事了

Just tell me. I can take it.

你就直说吧我扛得住

Nothing. I felt bad about being mean to you

没什么我觉得自己经常损你好坏

so I'm being nice.

所以就想对你好点

Oh okay. Sorry. I wasn't ready for it.

好吧不好意思刚才没准备好

Try again.

再说一次

You look handsome.

你看起来很帅

Nope still freaking me out.

不行还是让我心慌慌

Hello friends

亲们好啊

Hey what's going on with your hair

你的头发怎么了

Uh nothing. I just decided to stop straightening it.

没什么只是决定不再拉直了

Wait so you were making your hair look like that on purpose

等等你之前发型居然是故意弄的吗

When I first moved to America I wanted to fit in.

我刚搬到美国时想融入大家

And Howard's hair was straight

而霍华德的头发是直的

and he was the coolest person I knew.

当时他是我认识的最酷的人

Then you never saw any other people

之后你再没见过其他人类了吗

You know what I I don't want to talk about Howard.

其实我不想提起霍华德了

I came here to celebrate

我是来庆祝的

Yeah. I went back to the planetarium and told them

没错我回去天文馆告诉他们

they were making a huge mistake that I'd be perfect for the job.

他们犯了天大的错我非常适合这份工作

I was... I was charming I was confident.

我这么玉树临风自信满满

And they gave it to me.

于是他们就要我了

That's amazing

太棒了

Yeah plus it turns out the guy they hired

还有就是他们之前招聘的那个人

got busted at a sketchy massage parlor.

做"保健"被抓了

Oh so happy ending for you

这下你也是满足了

Oh and for him.

那人应该也"满足"了

Yeah I was on my way to tell Howard

我本来要去告诉霍华德

and then I remembered I wasn't speaking to him

然后想起来我和他吵架呢

so I came over here.

所以就过来了

Mm don't you think it's time you two made up ‭ No.

-你不觉得你俩应该和好了吗 -才怪

No actually. I don't need his negative energy in my life right now.

现在的我才不需要他的负能量

Standing up to him was was hard

反抗他虽然不容易

but it made me realize that I can do anything.

但这让我发现我可以做到任何事

And yeah it's a little sad but you know

虽然有一点小悲伤但是你懂的

life is all about...

人生就是...

Uh sorry.

抱歉

I thought you were wrapping things up.

我以为你差不多说完了

Hey Howard. ‭ Hey.

-霍华德 -嗨

Where is everybody

其他人呢

I could ask you the same question.

我可以问你同样的问题

Wow this conversation got mean fast.

这段对话立马就变刻薄了

Sorry. I'm just in a bad mood.

抱歉我现在心情不好

Yeah What's going on

是吗怎么了

I had a falling out with Raj.

我和拉杰吵架了

He said I make fun of him too much

他说我太常取笑他

and it's wrecked his confidence.

打击了他的自信

Please confidence is like red blood cells

拜托自信心就像红血球一样

it's nice if you got some but you don't need 'em.

有当然好但你并不需要它们

Yeah. I mean your life's a mess.

对啊你的人生也一团糟啊

I don't see you blaming other people for it.

我也没见你怪在别人头上

That's right. I grew up in a loving supportive household.

是啊我出生在一个充满爱和支持的环境中

This is all on me.

走到这步只能怪我自己

Maybe I'll just hang out here for a while.

我还是自己先转转吧

Great. And you can make fun of me all you want.

太好了你也可以尽情地取笑我

No that's okay.

不还是算了

No no no. Go on. I can take it.

不不没关系我受得住

My feelings like my extremities

我的感情就和我的四肢一样

are basically numb.

基本上是麻木的

Here's your license.

这是你们的证书

Now if you wait over there

现在你俩在这里等一下

we'll call you when the officiant's ready.

等证婚人准备好了我就叫你们

Do we need a blood test

我们需要验血吗

No.

不需要

Well then how will you know whether or not we have syphilis

这样的话你怎么知道我俩有没有梅毒呢

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you don't have that.

我就大胆假设你没有吧

Okay Sheldon you officially exceeded the number of times

谢尔顿你已经正式超过了我能忍受

I hoped to hear the word "Syphilis" on my wedding day.

在大喜之日上听到"梅毒"这个词的次数了

I can't believe we're doing this.

我真不敢相信我们这么做了

I know. I'm getting married.

我知道我们要结婚了

The new Star Wars movie's coming out.

新的《星球大战》电影要上映了

We are really finishing this year strong.

这个年末真是过得好精彩

Okay but of the two of tho...

好吧但在这两者之中...

You know I'm not even gonna ask. I'm not gonna ask.

算了我不问我不问

Are you sad we're not having a big party

你会因为我们没有举办盛大婚礼而难过吗

I'm really not.

我真的没有

I'm here with you. It's perfect.

我和你一起来到这里已经很完美了

Cooper Fowler

库伯-福勒

You're up.

该你们了

Can you believe it

你能相信吗

We're about to walk in that door Dr. Cooper and Dr. Fowler

我们即将作为库伯博士和福勒博士走进去

and walk out as a married couple

等我们出来就是新婚燕尔的

Dr. Cooper and Dr. Fowler.

库伯博士和福勒博士

Wait.

等等

I want to have a first dance with you.

我想和你跳婚礼上的第一支舞

Right here

就在这儿吗

At our wedding.

在我们的婚礼上

Th This is our wedding.

这就是我们的婚礼呀

No.

不

I want a real wedding.

我想要一场真的婚礼

Well...

可是...

Sheldon it was just making us fight.

谢尔顿计划婚礼只会让我俩吵架

I know. But Amy

我知道艾米可是

I never thought I'd want to marry anyone.

我从未想过有一天会与人结婚

So the fact that I found you is astonishing.

所以我能找到你简直就是奇迹了

It's it's like finding dark matter

这就好比找到暗物质

except they're looking for dark matter.

除了科学家是很认真在寻找暗物质

I wasn't even looking for you.

而我都没有在找你

S So you're even better than dark matter.

所以你是比暗物质更美好的存在

Sheldon.

谢尔顿

Plus plus you interact with light so I can see you.

还有还有你和光相互作用所以我能看到你

And also you don't account for the missing mass in the universe.

另外宇宙中那些消失的物质也跟你无关

Oh and... Okay I think you're getting caught up

-还有... -我想你在我和暗物质的不同点上

on the ways I'm not like dark matter.

陷入了死循环

Right. Sorry.

你说得对抱歉

But when you make a discovery like this

但当一个人有了如此重大的发现

you don't just take it down to City Hall

他不该静悄悄地带它去市政厅

you tell the whole world.

而是会站出来告诉全世界

And so I'll say it in Latin or Klingon

我会用拉丁文和克林贡语说一遍

or or smoke signals

或者是用狼烟信号

if if that's not cultural appropriation.

如果不会对原住民文化不敬的话

It is.

会的

Okay so not smoke signals.

好吧那就不用狼烟

But I want to do this right.

但我想把这件事做好

Me too.

我也是

Let's go plan a wedding.

那就让我们来计划一场婚礼吧

You know we did get dressed up

其实呢我们都穿戴整齐了

and come all the way to City Hall.

而且大老远来到了市政厅

What are you thinking

你想干什么

I have always wanted a permit to dispose of hazardous waste.

人家一直想搞一张处置危险废弃物的许可证

Let's do it.

一起去吧

Do we know if there's life in the methane plumes of Enceladus

土卫二的甲烷大气中或是木卫二的冰川下

or under the icy surface of Europa

是否有我们已知的生命存在呢

Come back on Tuesday for my next show to find out.

我将在下周二的节目中揭晓不见不散

Spoiler alert we don't.

小小剧透答案是没有

I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali

我是拉杰什·库萨帕里博士

and thank you for taking a walk with me through the stars.

感谢你和我一起漫步在星空中

Wow. I never knew science could be so interesting.

我从来都不知道科学也能这么有趣呢

Hey I talk to you about science all the time.

我不是常有和你聊科学吗

Oh you sure do sweetie.

对啊小宝贝

Should we go congratulate him

我们应该过去祝贺他吗

I'll do better than that I'll give him constructive criticism.

我有更好的主意我要给他提些建设性意见

Here's some constructive criticism don't.

我给你一个建设性意见别提

I'll catch up with you guys. ‭Okay.

-我一会儿来找你们 -好的

Raj you were terrific Oh thank you. I was so nervous

-拉杰你真是太厉害了 -谢谢我好紧张

my armpits are like a swamp.

我腋下湿得一塌糊涂

Oh your hug just got downgraded to a high five.

给你的拥抱正式降级为击掌了

Your palms are sweaty too.

你的手心也全是汗呀

What are you doing all the way in the back

你一个人在后面干什么呢

Hiding out.

我躲在这里呢

I wasn't sure if I was welcome.

不知道他是否欢迎我来

This is ridiculous. You guys are best friends.

别傻了你们是死党

Of course he wants you here.

他当然想让你来了

You sure He seems to be doing pretty well without me.

你确定吗没有我他看起来也很不错

Look he was just stressed out.

他只是太紧张了

His life is not better without you.

没有你他的生活并没有变好

Come on. Come say hi.

过来吧来打个招呼

Okay.

好吧

Dr. Koothrappali I just wanted to tell you that was amazing.

库萨帕里博士我只想为你刚才的表现点赞

Uh counterpoint... ‭ To the car.

-我有意见 -上车去了

Can I ask you a question

我能问你个问题吗

Of course you can.

当然可以

Ooh that went well.

哎哟我回答得不错

Ask me another.

再问我一个

I think I'm just gonna go.

我想我还是走吧

If there is life beneath the surface of these planets

如果那些星球的地表下真的有生命

how would we even detect it

我们怎样才能发现他们呢

Uh that's a complicated question.

这是个非常复杂的问题

Let me start with a simpler one.

那我先换一个简单的问题吧

Can I buy you a coffee

我能请你喝咖啡吗

A Also a complicated question.

这也是个复杂的问题

Because I want to say yes but if I drink coffee this late

因为我想答应你可如果我现在喝了咖啡

then I'll be up all night.

那今晚就别想睡了

Decaf genius.

脱因咖啡啊天才

I would love to.

我很愿意

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