生活大爆炸-S09E06_生活大爆炸

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Leonard

莱纳德

I've got terrible news

我有个天大的坏消息

What's going on

怎么了

Before I tell you perhaps I should soften the blow

在我说之前或许需要给你点心里缓冲

You're face is pleasingly symmetrical

你的脸对称得很讨喜

Just tell me

你就说吧

A Swedish team of physicists

一个瑞典的物理学家团队

is trying to scoop our super fluid vortex experiment

想要抢先一步进行我们的超流体漩涡实验

Oh well that kind of stinks

好吧这是有点恶心

"That kind of stinks"

什么叫"有点恶心"

Why aren't you more upset

你应该要更不爽啊

Did I soften the blow too much

我刚才给你缓冲太多了吗

Because this here is more like a Picasso painting

因为这副尊容更像是一幅毕加索的抽象画

What are we going to do

那我们要怎么办

Perform the experiment immediately

立刻进行实验

I'd love to but we need liquid helium

我也想但我们需要液氦

and our shipment's on back order for a month

而我们订的氦要晚一个月才到

A month What Are you kidding me

什么一个月你跟我闹呢

That would have been a good time for you to soften the blow

现在就很适合你给我做心里缓冲啊

That shirt brings out the blue in your eyes

这T恤能衬托出你那深邃的蓝眸

Thank you Aren't you sweet

谢谢你嘴真甜

Let's go check to see if the university

我们去查查大学里

has any helium in reserve

还有没有氦气存货吧

Did you know that I almost didn't wear this shirt today

你知道我今天差点就不穿这件衣服吗

Hey Barry we're in trouble

巴里我们碰到了麻烦

We need liquid helium

我们需要液氦

does the department have any we can use

系里有多余的可以让我们用吗

Sorry there's a shortage

抱歉这东西有些短缺

And what we do have I need for my quantum excitation study

而仅有的存货我要拿来做量子激发研究

But you won't need much for that

你那个实验不需要用多少啊

True but if it's successful

的确但如果成功了

I'm having a party with balloons

我开派对要拿来灌气球啊

Come on Barry there's a Swedish team

别这样巴里有个瑞典团队

trying to run our experiment before us

想抢先进行我们的实验

Can't you spare any

你真不能匀一点给我们吗

Be honest if the shoe was on the other foot

你们老实说如果今天换我碰到这情况

would you do this for me

你们会愿意帮我吗

Yes No chance

-会 -不可能

What are you doing

你帮倒忙呢

He said be honest so I was honest

他说老实说所以我老实说啊

Didn't your mother tell you It's the best policy

你母亲没教你吗诚实为上

So what do you say

所以你意下如何

Hell no

下辈子吧

He could've softened the blow

他可以给我们点缓冲再说的

生

活

大

爆

炸

第九季第六集

Why do you need Kripke

你们为啥需要找他要氦气

Can't you just go to Party City for helium

你们不能直接去派对用品店买点吗

We'd have to go to every Party City in California

我们得跑遍它们全加州的店才够

Sounds like you on Cinco de Mayo

听起来就像5月5日节时的你啊

在节日当日会有各种派对舞蹈等等

墨西哥节日庆祝某场战役的胜利

Hey people were still talking about that party

我办的那个派对到5月7日

on siete de Mayo

还有人赞不绝口呢

Leonard if that Swedish team beats us

莱纳德如果那个瑞典团队赢了我们

I will never be able to enjoy anything from their country again

我此生都再也不愿享用那个国家的东西了

Which is a shame because Swedish meatballs

那真挺可惜的因为瑞典的肉丸

are my favorite toothpick delivered meatball

是我最爱的用牙签插着吃的肉丸

If you need liquid helium so bad I know a guy

如果你们真迫切需要液氦我认识个人

who can get you some if you don't ask too many questions

他能帮你们搞到前提是不许问太多问题

Who is he Where does he work

-他是何方神圣 -他在哪儿工作

How does he get the helium

他怎么能搞到氦

How many questions are too many questions

问多少问题才算是太多问题

Maybe he's not for you

或许他不适合你们

Four questions There answer's four

四题答案是四题

Hey you know who went out on a date the other night

你知道之前谁晚上去约会了吗

Stuart

斯图尔特

Oh good for him

那恭喜他啊

I thought so too

我也这么觉得

So is she like homeless or framing him for a crime

所以这妞是无家可归还是要栽赃陷害他

He's using some kind of dating app on his phone

他在手机上装了一个约会软件

Oh which one

叫什么

Maybe we can get Amy to try it

或许我们能让艾米也试试

I don't know

不知道

Stuart can you come in here

斯图尔特你能过来一下吗

He tried to explain it to me

他试着跟我解释过

It shows you pictures of people nearby

上面会显示出附近的用户

you swipe them around it looks kind of like a game

你能左右滑动换人看看起来像个游戏

Oh and if you lose the game you have to go out with Stuart

如果你游戏输了你就得跟斯图尔特约会

What's up

找我干嘛

Can you show us that dating app

你能给我们看看那个约会软件吗

Oh yeah sure

可以啊行

This thing has changed my life

这软件真是改变了我的人生

Wow So how many girls have you met

所以你约到了几个姑娘

Two

2个

I probably don't need to mention

我想我不用多说

there's an entire number between that and zero

2跟0之间相隔了"1"个世界吧

Well so how does it work

这软件怎么用

Uh well it it shows me all

上面会显示出

the single women in a five mile radius

方圆八公里内所有使用这软件的

who are using the app

单身女子

If I like the way they look I hit "Thumbs up "

如果我喜欢她们的长相那就点"赞"

If I don't "Thumbs down "

如果不喜欢就点"烂"

Oh what would make you give a girl a thumbs down

那怎么样的情况会让你给姑娘点"烂"呢

First time it happens I will let you know

首次发生时我会告诉你

Oh hey I just heard back from the liquid helium guy

我收到那个氦气男的回信了

What's he say

他怎么说

He's got what we need and can meet us tonight

他有我们要的东西可以今晚交易

Oh really

是吗

You know I don't like buying things at night

你知道我不喜欢晚上买东西

January 7 2009

2009年1月7日

I went to the Ralph's at 11 30pm to pick up

我晚上11点半去买

Cracklin' Oat Bran for the morning and what did I see

隔天早餐要吃的燕麦片然后我看到了啥

The man restocking the cereal shelves

在给早餐谷物架补货的店员

That's right And what did he do

没错他干嘛了

He handed you the box directly and called you Stretch

他直接把早餐片递给了你然后叫你瘦竹竿

It's like it was yesterday

伤心往事历历在目啊

Do you want liquid helium or not

那你到底还想不想要液氦了

Of course I do

我当然想要啊

I don't want that Swedish team scooping us

我不想被那个瑞典团队捷足先登

Then I'm going to tell him we're in

那我告诉他我们同意

Leonard wait This is highly unethical

莱纳德等等这非常不道德

We're just bending the rules a little

我们只是稍微变通一下

We have grant money to do the experiment

我们有进行实验的拨款

so we're going to spend it on the helium we need

所以我们拿这款项去买实验需要的氦

It's not like when Dr Goldfarb

这又不像戈德法布博士

claimed he bought an electron microscope

对外声称自己买了一个电子显微镜

and he was really just keeping

而真相是他在

a Russian girl in an apartment in Van Nuys

在加州范奈司的金屋藏"金丝猫"

Was she helping him with his research

那女孩帮他做研究吗

Sure

"当然"

So are we doing this

我们到底要不要买

Okay but where does he get the helium

好吧可他的氦是从哪里弄来的

Remember Don't ask too many questions

还记得吗不许多问

Uh but this is violating university code

但这有违我们大学的校规

A little but

稍微有点但...

if I may quote Einstein

爱因斯坦曾说过

"The pursuit of science calls us

"追求科学需要我们

to ignore the rules set by man "

抛开一切规章制度"

All right do it

好吧买吧

Tell him we're in

告诉他我们同意见面

Done

好了

I can't find that quote on the Internet

我在网上查不到爱因斯坦那句话

Did you make that up

是不是你瞎编的

Before I answer

在回答之前

may I just say your skin has never looked better

我得先说你的皮肤也太好了吧

Aren't you just made of sugar

你的嘴呀跟抹了蜜一样

I'm not sure how I feel about this

我不确定对此该作何感想

Oh come on just let him put the app on your phone

放心就让他把软件装你手机上吧

Yeah Stuart got two dates with it

对啊斯尔图特约到了两个妞呢

One of which would've ended in sex had she not said no

其中一个要没拒绝我早发展到床上了

Okay all set

好了装好了

Okay let me see

让我看看

Nope nope

不行不行

nope

不行

Oh he's cute

这个帅气

Doesn't a teardrop tattoo

泪滴图案的纹身

mean he murdered someone

不是代表他曾杀过人吗

And he's sad about it

他对此感到痛心啊

Hey I thought you were gonna be out late

我以为你很晚才会回来呢

If you wanted me to stay out later

如果你想让我晚点回家

you should've given me more spending money

就应该给我多点零花钱啊

What are you guys up to

你们在干什么

We put Amy on a dating app

我们帮艾米注册了约会软件

and we're seeing what's out there

现在在看上面都有什么人

Oh fun Let me see

有意思让我看看

Uh no

不行

no uh definitely not

不行绝对不行

What was wrong with that guy

这人哪里不好了

Uh he's Indian

他是印度人

We've already got one of those

我们已经有一个阿三哥了

Ooh we should find a nice Latino

我们应该找一个拉丁帅哥

It really round us out

让我们这个小团体更完美

Hey I want to try

我想试试

Uh excuse me c can I have my phone back

不好意思能把手机还给我吗

Hang on I'm trying to find you the next great love of your life

等等我在帮你寻找下一位挚爱呢

The man who will father your children

你未来孩子的父亲

Okay yes or no on white guy with dreadlocks

好了脏辫雷鬼头的白人怎么样

看起来乱七八糟几百年没洗的辫子头

That must be him

那一定是他

Oh of course

肯定啦

An nondescript white panel van

一辆没有标识的全白面包车

You may be familiar with it from the sentence

以下这句话你可能会听着耳熟

"Their bodies were found

"他们的尸体

in a nondescript white panel van "

是在一辆没有标识的全白面包车内找到"

What's up

你们好

Uh I'm Leonard

我是莱纳德

This is my friend I'm Skippy

-这位是我的朋友 -叫我兽主甘

Skippy Cavanaugh

兽主甘·卡瓦诺

Great

好

You got the cash

钱带来了吗

Uh yeah uh right here

带来了在这里呢

Wait hold on hold on

等等且慢且慢

How do we know that you're not gonna

我们怎么知道

take the money and drive away

你不会拿了钱就跑

What ya doing Skippy

你这是干嘛兽主甘

Exactly what 1970s television crime dramas have taught us

这是跟70年代的罪案连续剧学的

You give us the helium first

你先把氦给我们

Oh how do I know you're not gonna

我怎么知道你们会不会收了货

drive away without paying me

不给钱就跑啊

Guess I'm not the only one

看来我不是唯一一个

who watches '70s television crime dramas

会看70年代罪案连续剧的人

Look you can trust us

听着你可以信任我们

We're respected scientists

我们是受人尊敬的科学家

Well he is

他是

I'm a wedding planner

我是一名婚礼策划师

who can't find love himself

然而自己却找不到真爱

It's ironic but the point is

虽然很讽刺但重点是

we can't trust you

我们无法信任你

You're a sketchy character in a parking garage

你只是个在停车场的鬼祟男

Yeah well from my perspective

没错在我看来

that's how you two appear to me

你们俩也是鬼祟男

Well I never thought of it like that

我从未这样想过

Boy frame of reference will just sneak up on you won't it

天啊参照系让人措手不及

My friend does make a decent point about the money

我朋友对钱的担心不无道理

I don't feel comfortable just handing it over up front

我也觉得先给钱不妥

Ah ah ah no money no helium

不给钱不给氦

Seems we're at a uh stalemate

看来我们陷入了"逼和"的局面

Not technically

严格来说不算

In chess a stalemate refers to a situation

在国际象棋中 "逼和"指的局面是

in which there are no remaining moves

无棋可动无路可走

Uh you have plenty of moves available

你还有很多条路可以选

You could beat us up and steal the money

你可以揍扁我们然后把钱拿走

You could kill us you know

你也可以杀了我们

Really you're only limited by your imagination

你只是被自己的想象力限制了

All these years I've been using "stalemate "

这么多年来虽然我嘴上说"逼和"

when I really mean "impasse "

但我真正要表达的是"僵局"

I feel foolish

我感觉自己好傻

I don't think it matters if this is a stalemate

这都不重要不管这是"逼和"

or an impasse or a Mexican standoff

"僵局"或是"墨西哥对峙"

率先让步的局面

意为对峙多方为了个人利益而不愿放下武器

What are we gonna do here

我们现在应该怎么办

Oh whoa whoa how can it be a Mexican standoff

等等这怎么能算"墨西哥对峙"呢

Everybody knows you need three sides for that

谁都知道这种情况得有三方对峙

Not necessarily

不一定

Uh many argue the essence of a Mexican standoff

很多人争论"墨西哥对峙"的本质在于

is that no one can walk away from the conflict

就是没人能够全身而退

without incurring harm

却毫发无伤

Hmm I don't follow

我没听明白

Let me give you an example

我给你举个例子吧

Earlier today

今天早些时候

I decoded the headers on your e mail

我破解了你电邮的标头隐藏资讯

and I know that your name is Kenneth Fitzgerald

我知道你的名字叫肯尼斯·菲兹杰拉德

From that I figured out where you live and where you work

然后我找出了你的住址和工作地点

Now to make this a Mexican standoff

现在要把情况变成"墨西哥对峙"

I would say something like uh

我会说些类似这样的话

"You give us the helium or I'll turn you in to the authorities "

"给我氦气不然我就去当局告发你"

Is that a threat

你这是在威胁我吗

Yeah exactly See you're getting it

没错看你开始懂了嘛

Yeah well I know where you work all right

好呀我也知道你们在哪里工作

And if you mess with me I'll report you

如果你们想整我我就举报你

then I'll pound your asses into the ground

然后我会把你俩揍得亲娘都认不出

Perfect Now we really are in a Mexican standoff

太棒了现在这才叫"墨西哥对峙"

Is this one of those times

是不是又到了那种

where I've won the battle but lost the war

我赢了战役却输了战争的局面

Afraid so Skippy

恐怕是哦兽主甘

I told you we shouldn't go shopping at night

我就说咱们不该晚上出来买东西

All right let's all just calm down

好了大家都冷静一下

Nobody wants to report anybody

谁都不想举报谁

No I don't like this I'm out

我不喜欢跟你们做买卖我要走了

No no no Wait don't go

别别等一下不要走

Just let me explain

请听我解释

We're physicists and we're trying to prove a hypothesis

我们是物理学家我们只是想证明

that we've been working on for over a year

一个我们研究了一年的假设而已

Really What's the hypothesis

真的吗什么假设

Space time can be interpreted as

时空可以用

the surface of an n dimensional superfluid

一个N维超流体的表面来解释

Could be could be

有可能哦有可能

Go on

说下去

Okay but now there's this Swedish team that read our paper

现在有一个瑞典团队读了我们的论文

and they're trying to beat us to our own discovery

想抢先我们一步获得实验成果

We really need this helium

所以我们真的很需要这罐氦气

And I'm sorry I lied about

抱歉我之前撒谎

being a wedding planner who can't find love

说我自己是没人爱的婚礼策划师

Although I am currently single if you know anybody

不过我现在的确是单身你有人可以介绍给我吗

Here's the money Can we do this

钱给你买卖能继续吗

Okay

好吧

It's a shame about those scientists ripping you off

那些占你们便宜的科学家实在太不要脸了

I expected a higher ethical standard

我还以为瑞典的朋友们

from our friends in Sweden

道德标准会更高呢

It's actually pretty common in our field

这事在我们学术界其实挺常见的

Not much you can do about it

我们也拿他们没办法

Well for the right amount of money

如果你们出的价够高

if you know where they live

又知道他们的住址

there's uh plenty we could do about it

我倒是知道好多种对付他们的"办法"

Did you hear that Leonard

听到了吗莱纳德

There's plenty we could do about it

我们有好多种对付他们的办法呢

Do you have a card

你有名片吗

Okay here we go

好了出来啦

Now everyone can see

现在大家都能看到了

All right

好的

Where do we stand on cross eyed Mike

大家觉得斗鸡眼麦克如何啊

You know he won't be looking at other girls

好歹他不能乱瞟看别的姑娘了

Unless they're sitting on the end of his nose

除非她们坐在他鼻头上

Okay okay okay Thumbs down

好好好按"烂"

下一个

Ew check out his tiny teeth

看看他那一嘴小牙齿

He looks like a man dolphin

他好像一只人形海豚

Wait if he's good in bed she can throw him a fish

如果他床技超群你可以丢一条小鱼作奖励

I love you Amy

我爱你艾米

Okay I'm starting to feel guilty

我开始有罪恶感了

Aren't we being a little mean

我们是不是太毒舌了啊

That's a fair point

你说得对

We wouldn't make fun of someone like this to their face

我们肯定不会当着本人的面这么取笑他

Look it's Stuart

看是斯图尔特

You may want to leave the room

你最好回避一下吧

Right this way Uncle Harvey

这边请哈维叔叔

Will you stop with that already

你能不能别装了

I'm trying not to attract attention

我这是在避免引人注意

And tipping his hat to the cleaning lady didn't do that

你让他向清洁女工脱帽致意还不够引人注意吗

She said "Buenas noches " What was he supposed to do

她说了"晚安"[西语] 我叔叔还能怎么做

Let's just start the experiment

我们还是赶紧开始实验吧

Leonard we should probably have our story straight

莱纳德我们应该把故事编圆了

in case we get caught

以防到时被抓住

We're not getting caught

我们不会被抓的

Well you can't be sure of that

你又不能保证这一点

What if the helium dealer rats us out

万一卖氦气的人出卖我们呢

What if Kripke asks where we got it

万一克里普奇问起这氦气的来历呢

What if the university checks my family tree

万一学校查了我的家谱

and finds out I don't have an Uncle Harvey

发现我根本就没有一个哈维叔叔怎么办

The dealer doesn't care Kripke has no authority over us

卖家没这么无聊克里普奇又管不着我们

and you being related to a metal container

而你和金属罐子有亲属关系

would explain a lot

反而更能解释你的种种

Help me hook this up

帮我把它接起来

What

怎么了

Well did you see this sticker What is it

-你看到这个贴纸了吗 -怎么了

It's partially torn off but the segment that remains reads

虽然掉了一大半不过剩下部分还依稀可见

"Property of" and the letter "U "

专属财产和一个U字

It's probably USC or UCLA

可能是南加大或加州大学洛杉矶分校吧

Yeah but what if it's "Property of U S Government"

但万一指的是美国[U.S.]政府专属财产怎么办

There's a national helium reserve in Amarillo Texas

德州的阿马里洛就有一个国家氦气保护区

If this was stolen from there

如果这个是从那里偷的

we're accessories to a federal crime

我们就犯下了联邦重罪

Let's not jump to conclusions

别这么快就下结论

A lot of things start with "U "

U可以指好多东西呢

That's true

你说得对

There's the U S Air Force

可以指美国空军

U S Department of Defense U S Navy

美国国防部美国海军

"You" And I are going to jail

还可以指你和我一起吃牢饭

Listen we can do the experiment as planned

听着我们可以按计划做完实验

and beat the Swedish team to the punch

让瑞典人哭着回家找妈妈

or we can kiss our dreams good bye

或者我们可以和科研梦吻别

because we were to afraid to break a few rules

因为我们不敢违反一点小规则

Ma'am

女士您好

Okay does everyone remember the rules

好了大家都记住规则了吗

If he's shirtless one sip

如果他没穿衣服喝一口

Posing with a pet two sips

带着宠物摆姿势喝两口

Pet and shirtless chug like it's your job

带宠物又没穿衣服猛灌

And pull

开始

I have that same underwear

这条内裤我也有

Chug

灌

Mm Amy you're getting a text

艾米你收到条短信

Oh um give me that

给我

"I had a great time last night "

"昨晚玩得很愉快"

戴夫昨晚过得很愉快

No no st stop reading that

停停停都别看了

Who's Dave I

-谁是戴夫 -我...

You went on a date last night

你昨晚上去约会了

Are you seeing someone

你在跟谁交往吗

No it it's not like that

没有不是那样的

"And I'd love to take you out again"

"我很乐意再约你出来玩"

Amy What

-艾米 -什么

Can't believe it Oh my God

-难以置信啊 -我的神啊

Okay it's like that

好吧就是那样

Thank you for coming back

感谢你能回来

Yeah well normally I wouldn't

没事通常情况下我不会的

but my daughter's having a sleepover and there's only

可我女儿跟她的朋友们今晚在我家住

so much screaming and Katy Perry a man can take

尖叫加水果姐姐已经超越我的承受极限了

颇受小女孩到青少年女性喜欢

美国知名女歌手歌曲大多唱女性自强自尊

Anyway if you could just give us our money back

总之把钱还给我们

you can have your helium and we'll be on our way

你拿走你的氦气我们马上走

Yeah well is there something wrong with it

好它有什么问题吗

No nothing We just changed our mind

没有我们只是改变主意了

He has glasses and I'm a know it all

他是四眼田鸡我是自以为是的瘦竹竿

we are not built for prison

我俩不适合蹲监狱

Yeah I hear you

也是有道理

Well you're good guys so I'll uh

你们俩是好人所以我...

I'll take the helium off your hands

我会把氦气拿走

Thank you

谢谢你

But you ain't getting your money back

但是钱不能还给你们

You're taking advantage of us

你是想占我俩便宜吗

We clarified nomenclature together

我们不是一起弄清过语义吗

Look I enjoy semantic digressions as much as the next guy

虽然我跟普通人一样都爱听语义教学

but uh this is business

可是在商言商嘛

You know what

算了

It's fine Keep the money

就这样吧钱你留着

We just want to be done with this

我们只想赶紧脱手

No problem but I am gonna have to charge you

没问题但我得跟你们收点

a small helium restocking fee

氦气退货费

I don't understand

我不懂了

He wants more money

他想再要钱

Well it better not be more than a thousand dollars

那最好别超过一千美金

that's all I've got on me

我身上就这么多了

That's exactly how much it is

正好就是那数

Finally

终于

something breaks our way

有个顺利的事了

I can't believe you're seeing someone

不敢相信你居然在跟人约会

and we don't even know about it

而我们什么都不知道

Yeah why wouldn't you tell us

对你为什么不告诉我们呢

Because it's new and weird

因为这事才开始又很奇怪

and I'm just trying to figure it all out

我自己还在摸索阶段

And I knew if I told you guys

而且我知道如果告诉了你们

I had been out with a few people

我已经跟几个人约过会了

that you'd get way too excited about it

你们肯定会表现得太过兴奋

A few people

还几个人

What Amy

-什么 -艾米

So are we allowed to ask how it's going

所以我们能问问进展如何吗

It's going fine

还行

It's mostly just been meeting people for coffee

基本就是跟人见面喝个咖啡

Wha

什么

I thought we were all

我以为我们每次都要...

Never mind

当我没说

I I thought you weren't ready to start seeing people

我以为你还没准备好跟别人约会呢

Well I don't have much experience dating

我没什么约会经验

so I decided it would be good for me

所以觉得多出去见见世面

to you know get out there a little

对我来说是好事

Well good for you

挺好的

Thank you

谢谢你

And how many guys have you gone out with

你已经约过几个人了

Please be less than two

拜托不要超过2个

Three Damn it

-3个 -靠

Well the Swedes might beat us

虽然我们可能会被瑞典人打败

but at least we won't get gang noogied in prison

可起码不用在监狱里被人"头皮转转功"

Is Ernest Goes to Jail the only prison movie you've seen

监狱电影你是只看过《监狱宝贝蛋》吗

1990年的家庭搞笑犯罪电影

It scared me straight Leonard

那电影把宝宝我吓乖了莱纳德

Hey I've been thinking

我想了想

I was being petty

是我太小气了

You can have my helium

你们可以用我的氦气

Thank you Barry

谢谢你巴里

But you have to add my name to your paper

但你们的论文得加上我的名字

That's preposterous

太荒谬了

I don't know seems fair

我觉得挺公平的

You can't do it without me

没我你们也做不成实验

Can you give us a minute

给我们一分钟

Take your time

慢慢商量

I'll walk out backwards for dramatic effect

为了做效果我会慢慢倒退出去

I don't like being extorted like this

我不喜欢这样被敲诈

Especially by him of all people

尤其还是被他

Me neither but what other choice do we have

我也不喜欢可我们别无选择

I promise this is the last time

我保证这是最后一次

It's says right here on the Wikipedia

维基百科上写着呢

"A Mexican standoff is a confrontation between

"墨西哥对峙是由至少三方

at least three parties "

相对而立的结果"

How can you trust Wikipedia

你怎么敢信维基百科

if they use "between" to refer to three parties

他们居然用"相对而立"形容三方

They should've used "among " right

它们应该用三足鼎立对不对

Or "amongst " if they were feeling whimsically archaic

或者鼎分三足如果他们想带点古风古韵

All right enough with the chitchat

好了别聊这些闲话了

Are we gonna watch Ernest Goes to Jail or not

我们到底还看不看《监狱宝贝蛋》了

Absolutely

当然了

But don't be surprised if this movie sets you

但如果这部片子把你吓到从此老实做人

on the straight and narrow

你可别太吃惊

I am open to change

我这人乐于改变