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I've invented a science joke would you like to hear it

我新编了一个科学笑话想听吗

Sure

好啊

How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb

换一个灯泡要多少个爱迪生呢

How many

几个

Who cares He stole the idea

谁管他他偷了灯泡这个创意

and doesn't deserve his own joke

他不配有自己为主题的笑话

Is that really true

这是真的吗

Of course that's how you know it's a good joke

当然所以你才能知道这是个好笑话

It not only entertains it informs

好笑话就是得寓教于乐

Hey sorry to interrupt

抱歉打扰了

Uh Barry

巴里

uh how many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb

换一个灯泡要多少个爱迪生呢

Did you know Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb

你知道灯泡实际上不是爱迪生发明的吧

爱迪生不算是最早发明人只能算是改良

What do you want Barry

你来干嘛巴里

Just wanted to drop this off as a little thank you for Amy

来给艾米送一份小小谢礼

What's this for

为什么送我礼物

Your idea really helped me out

你的点子真的帮了我大忙

My light cone quantization paper's online already

我光锥量子化的论文已经发表到网上了

The response has been amazing

反响非常棒

Well that's fascinating

那太好了

I can't wait to read it

我迫不及待要去拜读了

Oh no me as well

我也是呢

Uh please e mail it to sheldon@bazinga biz

请发到我电子邮箱sheldon@bazinga.biz

Why "Dot biz"

为什么是.biz[商]吗

Because I just gave you the business

因为我一招"商"得你体无完肤

And also bazinga com was taken

还因为bazinga.com被人先注册了

Anyway thanks again

好啦再次谢谢你

Cooper suck eggs

库伯去"吃鸡..."蛋吧

Since when do you help out Barry Kripke

你什么时候去帮巴里·克里普奇了

Well I'd been thinking about a cellular automata approach

我最近在思考通过元胞自动机来

to neuronal connectivity

研究神经元连接

and I thought it might have some interesting applications

然后我觉得这可能对弦理论研究

to string theory it's not a big deal

有些不错的用途小忙不值得一提啦

Oh really

是吗

When I was doing string theory and hit a dead end

我研究弦理论走进死胡同那会儿

why didn't you try to help me

你怎么没想过来帮我呢

I did you said the only math biologists know is

我有啊你说生物学家唯一懂的数学

if you have three frogs and one hops away

就是如果有三只青蛙一只跳走了

that leaves two frogs

那还剩下两只

That's pretty funny that does sound like me

还挺有哏的的确像是我会说的话

But that doesn't mean

但这也不代表

that you should be standing on street corners

你就可以去站街边

handing out your math to whatever guy comes along

随便男人经过就把你的计算给人家啊

Sheldon we're all scientists

谢尔顿我们都是科学家

I helped out a fellow colleague

我就是帮忙一个同事

You're being petty

你要不要这么小气

I'm being petty

我小气吗

You know Barry and I have a professional rivalry

你明知道我跟巴里是职场上宿敌

You heard him he told me to suck eggs

你也听到他说的了他叫我去"吃鸡..."蛋

If we were friends he would have suggested

如果我跟他是朋友那他就会叫我去

I suck something more pleasant

吃些比较令人爽快的东西

Why are you laughing

你笑什么

Did you learn something

你是不是学坏了

生

活

大

爆

炸

第八季第十五集

Okay Ma

好的妈

Say hi to Aunt Gladys

替我跟格莱蒂斯阿姨问好

Yeah I love you too

我也爱你

Bye

再见

Your mom having fun in Florida

你妈妈在佛罗里达玩得开心吗

Mmm she loves it

她很喜欢那里

She finally found a place where everyone talks about

她终于找到个春暖花开大家都在讨论

how sweaty they are

流了多少汗的地方

Anyway she wants us to go to the house

总之她是想我们回她家

and check in on Stuart because he might be "lonely "

去看看斯图尔特会不会太"孤单"

She's just being nice

她只是人很好嘛

Well I'm her son how come she doesn't send someone

我是他宝贝儿子她怎么就不找人

to check on me if I'm lonely

来看看我孤不孤单

Because you have a wife

因为你有个老婆

Yeah well sometimes you work late

是没错可是有时候你下班好晚

I know you don't like Stuart being in the house

我知道你不喜欢斯图尔特赖在你家

but the store's about to reopen

但他的店马上要重新开张了

I'm sure he'll get back on his feet

我相信他很快又能自食其力

That would be great

那就太好了

I'd love for things between me and Mom to get back to normal

我也非常想跟我妈的关系回到正常

Well normal's a strong word but sure

"正常"这词有点言过其实但你说是就是吧

Hey Hello

-好啊 -好...

You okay

你还好吧

If I was okay I would've said "Hello"

如果我还好我会说 "好!"

and not the much more ominous "Hello "

而不是语气很衰的"好..."

What's going on

怎么啦

I'm mad at Amy

我在生艾米的气

Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top too

她也在你最爱的无袖背心腋下留下汗渍了吗

没有

She helped Barry Kripke make an advancement in string theory

她帮巴里·克里普奇在线理论上做出突破

Oh that sounds like a good thing

听起来挺好的啊

Well it would be except that I left string theory

照理来说是可是我已经不研究弦理论了

because I decided it was a dead end

因为我觉得那是条死路

Yeah and then she went behind my back

而她背着我

to help someone else prove me wrong

跑去帮忙别人证明我错了

My rival no less

而且还是帮我的宿敌

I'm sorry you had to see that

抱歉让你看到了这一幕

I'm sorry I didn't have a camera

我只遗憾我手边没相机

Why would she do this to me

她为什么要这么对我呢

Well I'm sure she didn't upset you on purpose

我想她不是故意要惹你生气

Besides aren't you the one who says

而且你不是总说

there's nothing more important than the advancement of science

没有什么是比让科学进步更重要的吗

No I said there's nothing more important

我说的是没有什么比

than me advancing science

"我"让科学进步更重要的

All right well if I'm understanding this right

好吧如果我没理解错

and all she did was help out another scientist

而她也真的只是帮忙了别的科学家

I'm thinking you might have to let this one go

我觉得你对这件事应该就算了吧

Ugh "Let it go "

"算了吧"

I have heard that my whole life

这句话我听了一辈子了

Every time something upsets me somebody says "Let it go "

每次我有事情不开心就有人让我"算了吧"

you know like it's my fault

说得好像都是我的问题

and it's not okay to feel the way I feel

我有不高兴的情绪是不对的

I don't know what to tell you

我不知道该说什么了

I mean why don't you talk to her

你何不跟她谈谈呢

Is that all you have

你就这点能耐吗

Shopworn tidbits like "talk to her" and "let it go"

"跟她谈"和"算了吧"这种陈腔滥调的方法招数

Gee Penny life's giving me lemons

佩妮生活给了我又酸又苦的柠檬

What should I do

我该怎么办

Well you could shove them somewhere

你可以找个"地方"塞进去呀

Okay now you're getting creative

好吧现在你会发散思维了

Thanks again for your help

再次感谢你们来帮忙

No problem Our pleasure

-不用谢 -别客气

The place really looks great

这地方看起来真棒

Yeah you should have burned it down years ago

是啊你应该早几年放火烧掉的

I keep telling you I didn't burn it down

我再三地告诉你们不是我故意烧掉的

We know we know because burning something down

我们知道因为为了骗保险金

for the insurance money is a "crime "

而故意纵火那叫"犯罪"

Stuart this place looks amazing

斯尔图特这地方简直焕然一新呀

Thanks

谢谢

You really did a nice job

看得出来你很用心

And thank you for putting up with me

谢谢你在这整段过程中

staying at your mom's through all this

容忍我住在你妈家里

I I couldn't have done it otherwise

否则我也不能重开这家店

I appreciate that and I'm glad you were able to

别说客套话了我很高兴你能...

Is that my mother's furniture

那是我妈的家具吗

Yeah she said I could use it

是啊她说我可以搬过来用

Doesn't it look great

看起来很搭吧

Not as great as it looks in the den where it belongs

还是放小房间里比较搭因为它只属于那里

Howie

华仔

Why don't you just clean out the whole room

你何不索性把整个房间都搬空算了

Take the string art clown I made her in third grade

把我三年级给我妈做的手工彩线小丑拿走啊

and the ribbon I got in swim class

再随便把我参加游泳班

for putting my face in the water

在水里憋气赢来的缎带奖拿走啊

What is your problem

你干嘛生气啊

She said it was okay

你妈都不介意了

Well I'm her son and I say it's not okay

我是她的儿子我很介意

Some son looks like you spent ten minutes on that clown art

哪门子的儿子那手工小丑你也就花了十分钟做的吧

Well maybe I should've gone to a fancy art school like you

或许我应该像你一样去念名牌艺术学校

Then I could run a failed comic shop

然后开一家失败的漫画店

and mooch off some guy's mother

店倒了就去骗其他人妈妈的钱

Why don't we leave so you can cool off

我们先走吧让你冷静一下

I think that's a good idea

这主意不错

Take him out of my store

快带他离开我的店

Your store

你的店

My mother gave you the money to reopen

你重开店的钱还是我妈给的

I'm not going anywhere

我哪儿也不去

Why don't we go get the food for the party

要不我们去给派对买点吃的吧

Thank you

麻烦你们了

Smart looks like we're being helpful

聪明这样看起来我们好像在帮忙

Mmm when really we're just exiting an uncomfortable situation

其实我们只是想快点逃离这个难堪的场面

Kripke you know of all the people Barry Kripke

为什么偏偏要帮巴里·克里普奇呢

I'm so Are you folding it like a crazy person

我超....你是故意像个疯子一样叠衣服

to get me to do it for you

好让我看不过眼帮你吗

不是啊

Oh give me that

算了我来吧

Just out of curiosity

我很好奇

if I were to let something go

如果我想放下某件事

how would I do that

我该怎么做到呢

I don't know just think about something else

我不知道想想其他事情试试

Can I think about the spiny anteater

我可以想食蚁兽吗

Sure

可以啊

The spiny anteater

食蚁兽

never went behind my back and worked with Barry Kripke

从来没背着我去帮忙巴里·克里普奇

That didn't help at all

这招一点用都没有

You know some people try visualization

有些人会尝试运用观想术

How does that work

那要怎么做

Okay

好

imagine your problems are a pen

想象你的问题是一支笔

Okay

好的

Now imagine you're holding that pen

现在想象你握着那支笔

Okay

好的

Now open your hand and let it go

现在松开手让笔掉下来[算了吧]

But I just got this pen

可我才拿到这支笔

It's got my initials on it and everything

上面有我名字的首字母缩写呢

Look

你看

Sheldon this isn't that hard

谢尔顿这没有那么难

I may have a better way that you can teach me

我或许有个让你教我的更好办法

How

怎么做

What if I told you that over the past few months

如果我告诉你在过去几个月里

Amy has secretly been giving you little puzzles

艾米在暗中悄悄让你做一些智力小难题

to test your intelligence against chimpanzees in her lab

就为了对比你和她实验室黑猩猩谁更聪明

What She didn't give me any puzzles

什么她才没让我解决什么小难题呢

Are you sure

你确定吗

Boy I just can't seem to get these scissors back together

天啊我把剪刀弄成两半装不回来了

Can you do it

你能帮个忙吗

Darn it

糟糕

There's something in my eye

我的眼睛进东西了

and I need to sort these coins by size

我得把这些硬币按大小分类

Can you help

你能帮个忙吗

Penny

佩妮

I really want to eat this banana

我超级想吃香蕉

but it's stuck inside this bamboo puzzle box

但它被卡在这个竹子机关箱了

Son of a bitch

那个科学婊

Okay that's great

太好了

Now let it go

现在想算了吧

I can't believe you were testing me against a chimp

你们居然把我和黑猩猩拿来做测试对比

Well excuse me Amy was testing you

抱歉测试你的人是艾米

I was rooting for you

我可是很看好你哦

Good job on that banana box by the way

对了打开机关箱那次做得很不错哟

Why would she even do this

她为什么要这样做

She's been conducting an experiment on apes

艾米在对人猿进行一系列实验

where they're given various puzzles to solve

给它们各种难题让它们解决

I was surprised at the complexity of the puzzles

我对难题的复杂度表示惊讶

and thought some humans wouldn't be able to solve them

觉得可能有些人类都未必能解决

That's when Amy said "Want to make this interesting "

于是艾米就说 "想让实验变得更有趣吗"

"Make this interesting"

"让实验变得有趣"

You bet money on me

你们还拿我开赌盘了吗

No no

当然不

We designed an experiment involving you

我们设计了让你参与其中的实验

See Now isn't that interesting

瞧这样是不是很有趣呀

It's not interesting

这一点都不有趣

It's incredibly insulting

简直太侮辱人了

Okay maybe this will help

好吧或许这样会有用

imagine you're holding a pen

想象你拿着一支笔

Before you go too far not a special pen

别想太多就是一支普通的笔

with your initials engraved on it

上面没有刻你的姓名首字母

that'll make the next part really hard

不然下一步会很难做

That's it

够了

Get out

出去

I don't understand why you're mad at me

我不懂你为啥要冲我发火

You should be mad at Amy

你应该朝艾米发火

Like I was this afternoon

跟我下午的时候一样

Hey look at that I let it go

你瞧我已经算了

Get out

出去

Penny What

-佩妮 -干嘛

I think I left my pen in there

我好像把笔留在里面了

I understand why you're upset

我懂你为什么不开心

but he worked really hard to get the store ready

可是他真的很努力地准备开店

And it's just furniture

不过是一些家具

It's my mom's furniture

是我妈的家具

It belongs in the house I grew up in

属于我从小长大的房子

next to that pile of TV Guides

就放在那堆电视节目表旁边

and in plain view of what for a ten year old

在一个十岁孩子的眼里

was a quality piece of string art

可是很棒的线条艺术

Howie if the store succeeds

华仔等漫画店成功

Stuart has a source of income

斯图尔特有了收入

and he can move out of your mother's house

他就能搬出你妈的房子

Seems like some old furniture is a reasonable price

付出这些旧家具作为代价

to pay for that

还是挺划算的

That is a good point

这倒是个好理由

But I didn't marry you for good points

可是我跟你结婚不是为了好理由

I married you to blindly support me

我跟你结婚是为了

no matter how ridiculous I'm being

不管我有多荒谬你都会盲目支持我

This is why I had to rewrite our wedding vows

所以我才改写了我们的结婚誓言啊

Hi we're here to pick up an order for Comic Center

你好我们来拿漫画中心订的餐

Sure let me go check on that

好让我查一下

Dude I I think that's Nathan Fillion

我觉得那是内森·菲利安

Oh yeah look at that

真的是他

And he's picking the tomatoes out of his salad

他正在挑掉番茄里的沙拉

just like I do

跟我一样

I always did feel a connection with him

我一直觉得自己跟他有缘

Oh I have got an idea

我有个主意

We're not selling his tomatoes on eBay

我们不会去拍卖网站上卖他的番茄

No if we got Captain Reynolds from Firefly

如果我们能让《萤火虫》里的雷诺兹船长

to do a signing at Stuart's store

去斯图尔特的店办签名会

that would be amazing

那一定超棒

That would be great

一定很棒

So should we go talk to him

所以我们要过去搭话吗

I don't know

我不知道

I mean if he's not nice it's gonna make it hard for me

如果他态度不好以后他演的剧

to watch him in anything again What

-我就没法看了 -屁咧

The the guy who plays Jon Snow was a jerk

演琼恩·雪诺的是个混蛋

We still watch Game of Thrones

我们还是在看《权利的游戏》啊

He was a jerk because you rear ended him

他是混蛋是因为你追了他的尾

I was distracted

我注意力被分散了嘛

It's weird seeing a member of the Night's Watch

一个守夜人的车上绑着皮划艇

with a kayak strapped to his car

确实很奇怪嘛

Come on

来吧

Hi excuse me s s

你好抱歉

I I don't mean to bother you

我们不想打扰您

but we're just really big fans of Firefly

可我们真的非常喜欢《萤火虫》

A And Dr Horrible

还有《恐怖博士》

Oh uh I think you made a mistake

你们认错人了

I'm not an actor

我不是演员

Don't say that

别这么说

I mean you're not Dame Judi Dench

虽然没到朱迪·丹奇女爵士的等级

知名英国女演员曾获英国电影学院终身成就奖

but you're pretty great

但你也挺不错的

Oh yeah I get it you think I'm Nathan Fillion

我懂了你们以为我是内森·菲利安

知名男演员曾出演《萤火虫》《灵书妙探》

but I'm not

可我不是

So if you don't mind I would just love to eat my lunch

你们要是不介意我想继续吃午饭了

Come on

走吧

Sorry to bother you

很抱歉打扰您了

Don't know why he's so grumpy

真不懂他脾气怎么这么差

I got mistaken for that guy in Life of Pi once

上次有人误以为我演了《少年派》

该电影男主角是另一位印度演员

and I'm still floating

我到现在还飘飘然呢

Sheldon it's me

谢尔顿是我

Oh hey

你好

D Did you see that

你看到了吗

I I figured out how to open the door all by myself

我自己找出了开门的方法

Maybe I'll fling some feces around my cage to celebrate

我是不是该在笼子里扔粪庆祝啊

What are you talking about

你在说什么

I know you've been giving me secret puzzle tests

我知道你秘密拿我做实验

Sheldon open the door

谢尔顿开门

I can't

我不能开

I'm naked

我光着呢

I just saw you

我刚看到你了

Hang on

等一下

Open the door now

现在开门

Pull up your pants

把裤子穿上

It's not a big deal

这没什么大不了的

I run tests like this on undergrads all the time

我本科的时候经常做这种实验

If you fill out some paperwork at the university

如果你在大学里填写一些问卷

I can get you $5

我可以给你五块钱

I don't want $5

谁稀罕你的五块钱

I want my dignity

我要的是尊严

So what are we talking like ten bucks

那你到底要多少十块吗

Thank you Thanks

-谢谢 -谢谢

Sorry again No problem

-再次抱歉 -没关系

A Are you sure you're not him

你确定你不是他吗

Uh you can tell us

你可以告诉我们的

We're scientists not crazy fanboys

我们是科学家不是什么狂热粉

All right fine

好吧

I'm him

我就是他

And you're eating alone at a deli

结果你自己一个人在熟食店吃饭吗

I don't buy it you're not him

我不信你不是他

I just wanted to eat my lunch in peace

我就想安静地吃个午饭

But I really am him

不过我确实是他

And thank you very much for being a fan

多谢你们能成为我的粉丝

If you want uh let's take a picture

你们要是想可以跟我合照

That would be great Great

-那太好了 -好啊

Yeah thank you You bet

-谢谢 -当然

Wait hang on

等等

If you're really Nathan Fillion

如果你真的是内森·菲利安

what's the line from Firefly about your bonnet

《萤火虫》里关于你帽子那句台词是什么

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you "

"以我美丽的花帽子起誓我要了结了你"

That's it that's the line

没错就是这句

Although

不过...

I knew the line doesn't make me Nathan Fillion

我也知道台词但我也不是内森·菲利安啊

Do you want the picture or not

你到底想不想拍照了

I want a picture with Nathan Fillion

我想和内森·菲利安拍照

How about a picture with a guy who looks like Nathan Fillion

跟一个长的像内森·菲利安但是要比

but a little more annoyed than Nathan Fillion usually is

平时的内森·菲利安更暴走一点的人呢

What do you think

你怎么说

Eh it's good enough for Facebook

放脸书上是够了

I can't believe they did that

不敢相信他们居然那么做

I know it's so insulting

我知道太侮辱人了

At one point they had me figure out

有一次他们还让我把香蕉

how to get a banana out of a puzzle box

从一个机关盒里拿出来

Wait Sheldon gave me a banana in a box

等等谢尔顿也给过我香蕉盒

He was testing me too

他也在测试我

Unbelievable

难以置信

And how could a chimp even solve that

而且黑猩猩怎么可能打开嘛

That was impossible

根本不可能

Really You couldn't get it out

真的吗你没拿出来吗

Thank you

谢谢

Wow the store looks great

这商店太棒了

So you guys were testing us both

你们对我俩都做测试了吗

What is the matter with you

你们脑子有啥毛病啊

Eh what's the matter with them is

他们的毛病就是

they think they're so smart they don't care

他们觉得自己聪明到冒烟了

if they hurt other people's feelings

根本不在乎会伤到别人的感情

Sounds like us That's not true

-好像是这么回事 -完全不是这么回事

I still don't understand why you're upset

我还是没理解你们为什么生气

You solved every puzzle faster than all of the chimps

你们每道题都解的比黑猩猩快

Well except Barnabas but he was on Adderall

除了比巴纳巴斯慢但他吃着药呢

I'm sorry but it's making me crazy

对不起可是逼得我快疯了

Can you please just let it go

你能不能就这么算了吧

Oh I can help you with that

这事我能帮忙

Imagine you're holding an ordinary pen

想象你手里握着一支普通的笔

While your favorite pen is safe and secure in your pocket

而你最喜欢地笔好好的放在口袋里

Hold that thought

等会再说

Hello

你好

How can I make this up to you

要怎么才能弥补

The answer's in this puzzle box

答案就在这个机关盒里

Let's see if you can open it

看看你能不能打开它呢

You could have at least warned him about the furniture

你就不能先提醒他一下家具的事吗

That's what I said when we moved it

我们搬的时候我就是这么说的

You helped him

你还帮着搬了

No Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own

没有抱枕都是斯图尔特自己搬的哦

Hey you okay

你没事吧

Uh no

有事

What's wrong

怎么了

My mom died

我母亲去世了

为霍华德母亲配音的演员已在2014年11月11日去世了

What

什么

That was my aunt

是我姨妈打来的

Ma took a nap

妈妈小睡了一会

She never woke up

但她再也没醒过来

Oh my God Howie

天啊华仔

I'm so sorry

节哀

What can we do

我们能帮上什么吗

I don't know

不知道

May I say something

我能说句话吗

Not right now Sheldon

时机不对谢尔顿

But I think it would be comforting Buddy

-但我觉得可以安慰到他 -兄弟

No it's okay

不没事的

What

你想说什么

When I lost my own father

当我的父亲去世时

I didn't have any friends to help me through it

我没有任何朋友陪我渡过那段时间

You do

而你有

I really thought he was gonna say "let it go "

我真以为他会说"算了吧"

Okay thanks Bernadette

谢谢伯纳黛特

Travel safe

一路平安

Okay bye

好再见

They booked a flight

他们订了机票

They're heading to the airport now

现在往机场走呢

How's Howard holding up

霍华德状态怎么样

He's hanging in there

他还撑得住

How are you doing Stuart

你还好吗斯图尔特

Still can't believe she's gone

还是不敢相信她居然走了

I mean that woman took me in

是这个女人收留了我

If it wasn't for her I I would have been homeless

如果没有她我可能要露宿街头了

One of us would have taken you in

我们中也肯定有人会收留你的

Yeah I don't recall any offers

是吗我怎么没想起来有谁说过

But you know uh I I'm glad it worked out the way it did

但这样也挺好我很高兴最后是她收留了我

because I got to know this wonderful person

因为我由此认识了一位善良的人

Yeah

是啊

Mrs Wolowitz was pretty special

沃罗威茨夫人非常特别

When I first moved to America

当我刚搬到美国

Howard was my only friend

那时霍华德是我唯一的朋友

She made me feel so welcome in her home

她让我在她家时宾至如归

Which says a lot because those first few years

不过事出有因因为那几年

she thought I was the gardener

她一直以为我是她家园丁

Whenever I saw her

她每次见到我

she'd say I was too skinny and try and feed me

都说我太瘦了使劲让我多吃

She did that to me too

她也是这样对我的

Don't take this away from me

别抢走我对她的独家回忆

I didn't care for her yelling

我不介意她的大吼大叫

But now that I'm not going to hear it again

但现在我再也听不到了

I'm sad

真伤心

If you want I can yell at you later

你要是乐意之后我可以吼你

It won't be as good

你吼不出她的霸气

Let's have a toast

我们举杯

To Mrs Wolowitz

敬沃罗威茨夫人

A loving mother

我们所有人亲爱的...

to all of us

母亲

We'll miss you

我们会想念您